【仗露手书】俄罗斯套娃(仗助求爱记)

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • lof:吃粮老颜⭐
    BGM: マトリョシカ
    Sing By: ぐるたみん
    未经作者授权,禁止转载
    简介: 杜王町后援团前来打尻!
    终于做完了一个主仗露的手书(内含微妙的露仗),也有其他的CP,请大家不要刷没有出现的CP哦
    视频类型: 手书
    相关题材: JOJO的奇妙冒险

КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @NoChanceAtAllBro
    @NoChanceAtAllBro 5 років тому +6888

    50% Manly
    50% *gAyNeSs*

  • @repulsethemonkey1396
    @repulsethemonkey1396 3 роки тому +15

    Song: Matryoshka [マトリョーシカ]
    Singer: Glutamine [ぐるたみん]

  • @такиедела-ю2б
    @такиедела-ю2б 3 роки тому +50

    мне кажется, из миллиона просмотров, что есть на этом видео, я посмотрел 100 000 раз, как минимум..

  • @giornogiovannia3750
    @giornogiovannia3750 4 роки тому +270

    And I'm the gay one?

    • @sillygoofygoobery
      @sillygoofygoobery 4 роки тому +33

      yes. you are gayer than that.

    • @milktea181
      @milktea181 4 роки тому +12

      we love u because of that tho

    • @paologutarra2708
      @paologutarra2708 4 роки тому +9

      I wish I could be your mist- ...I-I mean, yes, you are gay

    • @artemys5197
      @artemys5197 4 роки тому +5

      I have to say that I see you everywhere, and you are actually one of the few "I have chose the nickname of this character so now I'll pretend I'm them" that is not cringe.
      Almost all of your comments that I've seen are actually pretty funny djdjdks
      Even tho I'm a little concerned that this was recommended to so many people-

    • @naranciaghirga1809
      @naranciaghirga1809 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

  • @tord5363
    @tord5363 3 роки тому +32

    2:28 HOLY I DID NOT EXPECT THIS TO BECOME BDSM

  • @ConConPom
    @ConConPom 3 роки тому +42

    I do not ship this, but I’ll respect you guys ships

    • @64beetles
      @64beetles 3 роки тому +6

      dont respect it.. its pedophilic

    • @karuzan1453
      @karuzan1453 3 роки тому +22

      @@64beetles its just lines on the screen, its not causing the world end, just let them do what they want

    • @antifleshnimbus
      @antifleshnimbus 3 роки тому +10

      @@64beetles Let's just analyze this for a second...Josuke (17) is known to have a very assertive trait, and have a lot of street experience (prob not a virgin) and all of a sudden he is too young for a relationship he's generally portrait to be leading on restless (because that type of trait fits his persona) with a person 3 years his senior ( Rohan is 20 in this arc), but he has the perfect age to commit bank fraud, stealing from strangers and kill people? Give me a fucking break...! You really need to question your personal interest because it is evident that this whole thing is morally corrupt from the source...

    • @yurupikune
      @yurupikune 3 роки тому +4

      THANKSUUUUU

    • @nie5338
      @nie5338 3 роки тому +3

      @@64beetles em no?

  • @СофіяШевчук-щ9щ
    @СофіяШевчук-щ9щ 4 роки тому +14

    1:35 испугались?
    я: обосрался

  • @pashylol616
    @pashylol616 4 роки тому +5164

    "Jojo is gay"
    Some people: *speech about toxic masculinity*
    Other people: this

    • @vinnssnake6141
      @vinnssnake6141 4 роки тому +188

      Not gay
      Only man sex

    • @sofiaforero8399
      @sofiaforero8399 4 роки тому +193

      Thats what makes jojo special,it can be gay and not gay at the same time

    • @snailfail9326
      @snailfail9326 4 роки тому +60

      Jojo is so gay that it needs a special no-homo card to watch it regardless of gender, some people lose theirs and all they have left to do is deny the truth

    • @angelplanet_4832
      @angelplanet_4832 4 роки тому +50

      I love the fandom but people forget that some characters are Underage and make this stuff :”(

    • @kavi0li3
      @kavi0li3 4 роки тому +8

      @@angelplanet_4832 true :(

  • @THEONEPIEEECE
    @THEONEPIEEECE 4 роки тому +9112

    This is the second gayest thing I saw right after giorno

    • @真っ白ヴォルペ
      @真っ白ヴォルペ 4 роки тому +36

      ヤンデレJOJO最高でしよぉ!闇太郎も闇じょーすけも!

    • @Zucchi_Zuru
      @Zucchi_Zuru 4 роки тому +182

      For me this is the gayest thing ever

    • @Zucchi_Zuru
      @Zucchi_Zuru 4 роки тому +74

      @@emi_333 OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!

    • @Medeinathetrashcan334
      @Medeinathetrashcan334 4 роки тому +79

      For me it's pucci

    • @MagVox
      @MagVox 4 роки тому +104

      I cant stop watching this gay vídeo...help

  • @yazziejames3976
    @yazziejames3976 4 роки тому +1149

    1, 2, 3, 4!!
    I don't even know if this message
    That I'm overly concerned with will reach anyone
    Surely, forever and ever, I will be
    A mad Matryoshka covered in patches
    My headache is singing about a package
    The clock's hand is stuck at 4 o'clock
    No one would tell me why
    But the world has begun to rotate in reverse
    Ah, I'm about to crack and burst
    So I throw away all of my memories
    Ah, I want to know
    All the way to the bottom
    Uh, would you please dance even more?
    Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings
    What should I do with this kind of emotions?
    Won't you please tell me?
    The signal reception is good, 5-2-4![1]
    Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys
    Let's just laugh everything off
    Hurry up and dance, you group of fools!
    Together let's clap our childish hands
    To this intentionally deranged rhythm
    Surely, I couldn't care less about everything
    The world's temperature is beginning to melt
    You and I, having a rendezvous?
    A rendezvous? A rendezvous?
    Or maybe a unimaginable adventure?
    With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2
    Ah, I'm about to throw up
    Please accept me and everything about me
    Ah, with your two hands
    Please take me in
    Uh, would you please listen to my important talk?
    Kalinka? Malinka? Just pinch my cheeks
    I'm telling you, I can bear this no longer
    Shall we try something even more wonderful?
    Don't cry while screaming "It hurts, it hurts!"
    Parade? Marade? Just clap a bit more
    Asking you to wait, I wait and wait
    Before I become completely alone
    You and I, having a rendezvous?
    A rendezvous? A rendezvous?
    Or maybe a unimaginable adventure?
    With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2
    (Lie, lie) Drink yourself wasted! (Lie, lie) Sing! (Lie, lie) Today, too
    I'm a mad Matryoshka covered in patches
    Uh, would you please dance even more?
    Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings
    What should I do with this kind of emotions?
    Won't you please tell me?
    The signal reception is good, 5-2-4!
    Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys
    Let's just laugh everything off
    Dance quickly, and get out of my sight!
    Kiss kiss kiss kiss
    La lu la taiyaiya
    Aa iyattatta
    Kiss kiss kiss kiss
    La lu la taiyaiya
    Aa iyattatta
    ( I’m sorry, I tried to fix it.) 😭

    • @kopv1827
      @kopv1827 3 роки тому +84

      eyy thx man now i can apreciate the mega gayness better 👃

    • @lauteur_passage
      @lauteur_passage 3 роки тому +22

      Thanks u so much, very appreciated 👌

    • @madisunramsay
      @madisunramsay 3 роки тому +13

      what's the song called?

    • @_i_need_a_better_username_6445
      @_i_need_a_better_username_6445 3 роки тому +26

      @@madisunramsay its called matryoshka. idk if you already found it

    • @madisunramsay
      @madisunramsay 3 роки тому +2

      @@_i_need_a_better_username_6445 thank you!!!

  • @nicoletesla5978
    @nicoletesla5978 5 років тому +3245

    I lost my shit when Caesar and kakyoin entered the scene

  • @amarevicina
    @amarevicina 4 роки тому +2241

    *_THIS KEPT STAYING IN MY RECOMMENDATIONS AND I RESISTED FOR SO LONG BUT HERE I AM_*

    • @TrueWomenEnjoyer
      @TrueWomenEnjoyer 4 роки тому +16

      Lowie ル Lol me too

    • @senchrome6501
      @senchrome6501 4 роки тому +98

      SAME I JUSY HATE ROHAN X JOSUKE SO MUCH BUT IT WOULDN'T LEAVE SO I HAD NO CHOICE

    • @wornms4376
      @wornms4376 4 роки тому +23

      If I knew it was Matryoshka I would've watched it earlier without question

    • @foka83
      @foka83 4 роки тому +3

      EXACTLYYY

    • @smolfrog4496
      @smolfrog4496 4 роки тому +3

      SAMEEEE

  • @ачё-й3ф
    @ачё-й3ф 3 роки тому +611

    Me: "sees russian word"
    Me again: 🗿 is that russia reference?
    [Im from russia]

  • @peepeelrepelente2898
    @peepeelrepelente2898 4 роки тому +4692

    caesar: dead
    kakyoin: dead
    rohan: WAT

    • @miuuvq
      @miuuvq 4 роки тому +123

      F

    • @kuruma2023
      @kuruma2023 4 роки тому +135

      Nearly

    • @yumekawayu3341
      @yumekawayu3341 4 роки тому +93

      Hes next

    • @anke-e9e
      @anke-e9e 4 роки тому +163

      i feel bad for some people who stumbled uppon this comment and probably think this is a joke

    • @SaferWafer
      @SaferWafer 4 роки тому +108

      Rohan: in his own anime

  • @deputyzen834
    @deputyzen834 4 роки тому +1776

    Im straight and no one can change that
    Thumbnail:say it again

    • @ilikewomen8367
      @ilikewomen8367 4 роки тому +49

      Kookie Monster
      2:28.

    • @girl-di3nn
      @girl-di3nn 4 роки тому +8

      Bald Martin69 *spittles*

    • @riceseed
      @riceseed 4 роки тому +10

      At this point reading or watching JoJo will make everyone either straight or gay for them.

    • @ramonadelarosa9081
      @ramonadelarosa9081 4 роки тому +1

      2:29

  • @love-zw2sb
    @love-zw2sb 4 роки тому +623

    四部は見た事ないけど最高ですねこれは間違いない

    • @БойкоО.Л
      @БойкоО.Л 2 роки тому +33

      Без сомнений

    • @bo-mgtg
      @bo-mgtg 2 роки тому

      @@БойкоО.Л 🍀🖕

    • @自由人-g4l
      @自由人-g4l 2 роки тому +5

      @@bo-mgtg 🖕😊

    • @love-zw2sb
      @love-zw2sb 2 роки тому +47

      @まなちゃん 読みました!!!!仗助くん推しました!!!!

    • @めんたるよわいひと
      @めんたるよわいひと 2 роки тому +57

      @@love-zw2sb 露伴ちゃんとのちょっとツンデレな距離感めちゃ良くないですか!?!?(おまだれ)

  • @meriokid6459
    @meriokid6459 4 роки тому +2507

    **others are cheering**
    Jotaro: I'm not doing that, Star Platinum you do it.

    • @norange7903
      @norange7903 4 роки тому +89

      More like:
      Jotaro:This is so pathetic. Imma pass.
      Star Platinum: Masteeeer i wanna ☆^☆ (Puppy face)
      Jotaro: Uh n-
      Star Platinum: (Sad puppy face)
      Jotaro:Ug- FINE!

    • @meriokid6459
      @meriokid6459 4 роки тому +7

      @@norange7903 lmao

    • @yourmom-mi5tr
      @yourmom-mi5tr 4 роки тому +39

      Kakyoin comes in: yo jojo, how are you doing?
      *jotaro starts fan girling*
      Kakyoin: wha-
      Jojo: STaR TAkE HIM HOME-

    • @Vergol-pj5xs
      @Vergol-pj5xs 4 роки тому

      @@norange7903 what the hell did i just read

    • @norange7903
      @norange7903 4 роки тому +6

      @@Vergol-pj5xs OMFG I didn't even remember replying that,and know i think about it..
      it sounds so cringey
      like- a fanfic where the bottom i some sort of a puppy or pet or whatsoever-

  • @saladelektra
    @saladelektra 5 років тому +3995

    The song is _"Matryoshka"_ sung by Hatsune Miku and GUMI
    *_Glutamine_* is the guy covering this

    • @tikusya
      @tikusya 5 років тому +80

      The real MVP 😔✊

    • @shionashiel
      @shionashiel 5 років тому +100

      And composed by Hachi.

    • @weebmatics
      @weebmatics 4 роки тому +124

      Thanks cause how can I explain to my homophobic parents I watch a Yaoi video just for the music :)

    • @eugenehoek.
      @eugenehoek. 4 роки тому +29

      @@weebmatics me in a nutshell

    • @roche75
      @roche75 4 роки тому +3

      this comment has 666 likes

  • @essiur7281
    @essiur7281 5 років тому +1618

    I love how Jotaro is just lazy and uses Star Platinum
    Also Josuke and balalayka is the best

    • @bruhhhhh1666
      @bruhhhhh1666 5 років тому +21

      if you're talking about 0:52 i think it's domra

    • @tylercampos8984
      @tylercampos8984 5 років тому +36

      Or Jotaro is being stubborn so star platinum has to do it for him

    • @RoseTintedPath
      @RoseTintedPath 5 років тому +32

      Or jotaro secretly wants to do it

    • @bruhhhhh1666
      @bruhhhhh1666 4 роки тому +5

      † K Å Ł M Å † yeah it’s basically a triangle

    • @blkkde
      @blkkde 4 роки тому +1

      SAMEEEE

  • @animeannaotaku
    @animeannaotaku 4 роки тому +590

    For anyone wondering, this cover is by Glutamine, the song being Matryoshka. He's one of my favorites

  • @noway4060
    @noway4060 4 роки тому +2248

    Non Jojo fan: JoJos gay
    Jojo fan: HOW DARE YOU!
    also Jojo fandom: *t h i s*

    • @jolynecujoh7863
      @jolynecujoh7863 3 роки тому +132

      i honestly don’t think i’ve ever seen a jojo fan complain about it being called gay i think we all just accepted it at this point lmaoooo

    • @jolynecujoh7863
      @jolynecujoh7863 3 роки тому +39

      @gayrno gayovanna yes that’s precisely my point, lmao i know soooo many people who would 100% get offended if someone called their favorite anime gay though *COUGH* literally fucking everyone *COUGH*

    • @imweirdish7530
      @imweirdish7530 3 роки тому +12

      I am a jojo fan I approve this message

    • @imweirdish7530
      @imweirdish7530 3 роки тому +9

      But it sucks non of my friends watch jojo

    • @alexarias5717
      @alexarias5717 3 роки тому +18

      No jojo fans are offended by "jojo is gay" haha they know its gay

  • @anozuma6924
    @anozuma6924 4 роки тому +4473

    Moral of the story: Josuke is just perverted psychopath.

    • @spamtonsrightleg
      @spamtonsrightleg 4 роки тому +252

      yeah but everyones into it ;*

    • @Pieslullaby
      @Pieslullaby 4 роки тому +210

      YUH GET INTO IT 👁👄👁💅🏾

    • @JosukeHigashikata4
      @JosukeHigashikata4 4 роки тому +276

      As long as it isn't an insult to my hair I am okay with that

    • @janagatbonton9107
      @janagatbonton9107 4 роки тому +208

      Makes sense since Part 4 is basically about kink shaming ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @tsvki6122
      @tsvki6122 4 роки тому +19

      that's da point me guess

  • @iamatrashcannottrashcannot4277
    @iamatrashcannottrashcannot4277 4 роки тому +933

    My recommended is both cursed and blessed.

  • @jojofundesu
    @jojofundesu 2 роки тому +88

    さりげなく2部と3部入れてくれるあたり神か……
    あと露伴先生のあのねの破壊力えぐいて

  • @detetivemafioso4408
    @detetivemafioso4408 4 роки тому +869

    1:09
    Jotaro: No! No! No!
    Star Platinum: yes! yes! yes!
    YES!

    • @starmeminum1703
      @starmeminum1703 4 роки тому +10

      Jotaro doesn't ship this two

    • @legg7132
      @legg7132 4 роки тому

      ORA!

    • @owo7068
      @owo7068 4 роки тому

      Ора ора ора
      ОООООООРРРРРРРАААА

    • @owo7068
      @owo7068 4 роки тому

      Если чо я из раши

    • @visau8343
      @visau8343 4 роки тому

      @@owo7068 яре-яре

  • @ericknoguera1388
    @ericknoguera1388 4 роки тому +1942

    No one's gonna talk about how Caesar has a CROSS painted in his nose?!

  • @alexhu9209
    @alexhu9209 4 роки тому +1982

    one
    two
    three
    four!
    what's the point of even bothering
    sending out a message, if no one ever sees
    yes, forever this is what i shall be
    stitched back up with patches, a
    m a t r y o s h k a !
    my head sings something of a package, see
    that clock on the wall, it's not moving from three
    i tried to ask but no one ever told me why
    suddenly the the ground was up, the earth became the sky
    ah, now i'm cracking up
    throw away my thoughts, they'll get out anyway
    ah, i just wanna know
    what lies deep within
    now hey there, dance a bit more, loosen up here!
    kalinka, malinka -- pluck all my strings, please!
    with these feelings, what should i do?
    won't you tell me, you're the only one who knows
    good reception, five
    two
    four!
    freud, or keloid, or--just hit my keys, please!
    nothing matters, let's laugh it all off
    hurry, fool! loosen up, come and dance with me!
    together now let's clap our childlike hands
    keep ourselves in time, though we may not understand
    surely, i don't care about anything
    even as the temperature rises a degree
    you and i together for a rendevouz?
    rendevouz?
    wanna rendevouz?
    maybe you'd like an adventure too?
    crooked stepping, crooked stepping one two one two!
    ah, think i'll throw it up
    take me as i am, it's all or nothing else
    ah, with those cold two hands
    take me, flaws and all
    now hey there, won't you listen, it means a lot to me?
    kalinka, malinka -- just pinch my cheeks, please!
    i can't take this torture no more!
    should we fool around when nobody's home?
    oh pain, the pain! but don't you dare cry out
    parade, or marade, or -- just clap a bit more
    wait, just stay! it's worth all that pain
    just don't leave me all alone when i can't breathe
    you and i together for a rendevouz?
    rendevouz?
    wanna rendevouz?
    maybe you'd like an adventure too?
    crooked stepping, crooked stepping one two one two!
    (right, right!) drinking everything
    (right, right!) make a fuss of things!
    (right, right!) it's the same thing,
    stitched back up with patches, a
    m a t r y o s h k a !
    hey hey hey, dance a bit more, loosen up here!
    kalinka, malinka -- pluck all my strings, please!
    with these feelings, what should i do?
    won't you tell me, you're the only one who knows
    good reception, five
    two
    four!
    freud, or keloid, or -- just hit my keys, please!
    nothing matters, let's laugh it all off
    hurry fool, you're someone i don't want to see!

    • @embellium2049
      @embellium2049 4 роки тому +89

      You, my dear, are a rare kind of hero

    • @ramonadelarosa9081
      @ramonadelarosa9081 4 роки тому +25

      Thank you very some how wa'll i was reading it the same thing was happening in the video

    • @thefiftharcana3617
      @thefiftharcana3617 4 роки тому +32

      Thank you for translation !
      Be careful, it's "rendez-vous" and not "rendezvouz" ^^

    • @truly_wryliable_guy3935
      @truly_wryliable_guy3935 4 роки тому +14

      This is a one of a kind dude, thank you! (i tried captions and it was useless)

    • @Epixelle
      @Epixelle 4 роки тому +14

      Miss Tronçonneuse this is a translation into English, and in English the phrase is rendezvous :) it doesn’t have the same exact same meaning as rendez-vous en français

  • @useralstokes_
    @useralstokes_ 3 роки тому +215

    I religiously watch this at least once every 2 days

  • @佐藤-l4i
    @佐藤-l4i 4 роки тому +748

    国は違えど伝えたいことが絵で分かるから絵が上手い人は凄いなぁ…

  • @minminne_20
    @minminne_20 4 роки тому +632

    Kakyoin and Ceasar like ghosts:hEEY
    Rohan:HEEY..... *wHAt-*

  • @ginogregory7475
    @ginogregory7475 4 роки тому +553

    WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF "WHAT IS THIS AND WHY IS THIS IN MY RECOMENDED?!"

  • @amaiarivera1327
    @amaiarivera1327 4 роки тому +92

    I cant understand the lyrics, there are no captions. All i know is "gay"

  • @sen0440
    @sen0440 4 роки тому +717

    CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE POWERFUL VOICE WOW BOI WHO'S SINGING?

  • @kutkoet_
    @kutkoet_ 4 роки тому +886

    I accidentally streamed this to the TV in the living room. S-h-i-t

    • @purin5167
      @purin5167 4 роки тому +142

      F - MEGA

    • @Raydiat0r
      @Raydiat0r 4 роки тому +61

      oh no..
      well ig people know what you like to watch now.. 👀

    • @lydiasalazar1282
      @lydiasalazar1282 4 роки тому +22

      @@purin5167 litterally FFFF-MEGA

    • @freyjapines3641
      @freyjapines3641 4 роки тому +50

      Are you still alive? How??

    • @HungarianRoadRunner
      @HungarianRoadRunner 4 роки тому +60

      "There are no mistakes, just happy accidents"

  • @Decayyings
    @Decayyings 4 роки тому +748

    rohan: im araki
    josuke: im araki's favorite

    • @vrkaz
      @vrkaz 4 роки тому +101

      Duck WAIT THAT MAKES ALOT OF SENSE BC ALOT OF PPL SEE ROHAN AS ARAKIS SELF INSERT WAIT A MINUTE-

    • @professoryeetus8955
      @professoryeetus8955 4 роки тому +27

      YOUR MIND

    • @lordman5497
      @lordman5497 4 роки тому +49

      @@vrkaz Araki himself said Rohan is his self-insert

    • @lizzypoo0
      @lizzypoo0 4 роки тому +6

      Duck hol up-

    • @doomthegloom
      @doomthegloom 4 роки тому +5

      Gay

  • @meguminblast
    @meguminblast 3 роки тому +162

    So here's the lyrics for people wondering and on-screen stuff. A few lyrics in the beginning are different due to the on-screen text
    Note: The song TL is not mine, all I did was grab this from the Vocaloid Lyrics wiki. The Josuke/Rohan parts I asked various ppl pretty much and used DeepL lol. If anyone wants to correct this tell me and I'll edit this
    Okuyasu: So hey,
    Josuke: Hm?
    Okuyasu: Today's a drinking part right?
    Josuke: Yeah.
    Okuyasu: So how many people are coming today?
    Josuke: Um well, including you and me 1, 2, 3 ,4, about 4?
    Okuyasu: That so, who's coming?
    Josuke: Um well, there's me, you, Jotaro-sensei, Joestar-sensei, and Koichi
    Josuke/Okuyasu: 5 people?/3 people? Eh!
    On-Screen Text Above Them: Idiot
    I don't even even know if this message
    that I'm overly concerned with will reach anyone.
    Surely, forever and ever, I will be
    a mad Matryoshka covered in patches.
    My headache is singing about a package.
    The clock's hand is stuck at 4 o'clock.
    No one would tell me why,
    but the world has begun to rotate in reverse.
    Ah, I'm about to crack and burst,
    so I throw away all of my memories.
    Ah, I want to know,
    all the way to the bottom.
    Uh, would you please dance even more?
    Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings.
    What should I do with this kind of emotions?
    Won't you please tell me?
    The signal reception is good, 5-2-4!
    Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys.
    Let's just laugh everything off.
    Hurry up and dance, you group of fools!
    Together let's clap our childish hands
    to this intentionally deranged rhythm,
    Surely, I couldn't care less about everything.
    The world's temperature is beginning to melt.
    You and I, having a rendezvous? A rendezvous?
    Or maybe a unimaginable adventure (adventure)?
    With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2.
    Ah, I'm about to throw up.
    Please accept me and everything about me.
    Ah, with your two hands,
    please take me in.
    Rohan: I said, so you like me that much?
    Text next to flustered Josuke: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
    Uh, would you please listen to my important talk?
    Kalinka? Malinka? Just pinch my cheeks.
    I'm telling you, I can bear this no longer.
    Shall we try something even more wonderful?
    Don't cry while screaming "It hurts, it hurts!"
    Parade? Marade? Just clap a bit more.
    Josuke: Just don't cry like a baby later
    Rohan: Cry? Who are you talking about?
    Asking you to wait, I wait and wait,
    before I become completely alone.
    You and I, having a rendezvous? A rendezvous?
    Or maybe a unimaginable adventure (adventure)?
    With a crooked stepping, 1, 2, 1, 2.
    Drink yourself wasted! Sing! Today, too,
    I'm a mad Matryoshka covered in patches.
    Text on Rohan's back: Higashikata
    Uh, would you please dance even more?
    Kalinka? Malinka? Just pluck the strings.
    What should I do with this kind of emotions?
    Won't you please tell me?
    The signal reception is good, 5-2-4!
    Freud? Keloid? Just hit the keys.
    Let's just laugh everything off.
    Dance quickly, and get out of my sight!
    kiss kiss kiss kiss
    la lu la taiyaiya
    aa iyattatta
    kiss kiss kiss kiss
    la lu la taiyaiya
    aa iyattatta
    BGM: Matryoshka (Glutamine)
    Pairings: JosuRoSuke/JotaKakJota/JoseCaeJose
    Artist: elevenfoot
    (you know when you look at it this mad is pretty much tops vs bottoms lol)

  • @galaxytori877
    @galaxytori877 4 роки тому +3354

    Someone: Jojo is gay!
    Kakyoin, Ceasar, and Rohan: Which one?
    *All Jojos are in visible panic because they all think of themselves as the gay closeted Jojo*

    • @galaxytori877
      @galaxytori877 4 роки тому +150

      And when I say all the Jojos... I mean ALL the Jojos. Everybody knows that Jonathan had a real bisexual vibe with DIO... and technically, Giorno is their love child, and that explains why Giorno is also pretty much a closeted gay

    • @apollo8146
      @apollo8146 4 роки тому +75

      Yeah you can’t tell me Caesar and Joseph didn’t have a thing for each other... Even Messina (I think?) said that when Caesar makes a friend it’s true love 💕

    • @emeraldsplash6917
      @emeraldsplash6917 4 роки тому +27

      Gae panik

    • @sillygoofygoobery
      @sillygoofygoobery 4 роки тому +15

      @@emeraldsplash6917 you are a man of culture

    • @sillygoofygoobery
      @sillygoofygoobery 4 роки тому +37

      but can we talk about Speedwagon and his abs? Like he literally pressed Jonathan's hand on them-

  • @cherryflavoredhoney9242
    @cherryflavoredhoney9242 4 роки тому +710

    I just noticed Ceasar had a cross on his nose.......
    SSSHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAAAA

  • @mariapaulaluengas2743
    @mariapaulaluengas2743 4 роки тому +3134

    Josuke & Rohan: i hate you, but i want you
    Jotaro & Kakyoin: -U look sexy +Stfu
    Joseph & Caesar: YES.

  • @MFS1NIST3R
    @MFS1NIST3R 5 років тому +3640

    I cant understand this physically but i understand it mentally.

    • @wsphh2692
      @wsphh2692 4 роки тому +50

      star art studios relatable

    • @norty2144
      @norty2144 4 роки тому +31

      Hehehe can relate

    • @Cloverfr
      @Cloverfr 4 роки тому +12

      Can relate

    • @caca-hf9mp
      @caca-hf9mp 4 роки тому +7

      I saw it but I didnt look at it basically.

    • @v0lpex
      @v0lpex 4 роки тому +1

      Mood tbh

  • @softwaifu3683
    @softwaifu3683 3 роки тому +727

    Please stop hating on this and think how much time the person put into this.
    They worked hard, show them respect

    • @kr10.x
      @kr10.x 3 роки тому +46

      This right here 100%

    • @naranciarata
      @naranciarata 3 роки тому +5

      Yup

    • @InsaneLadXIVMk2
      @InsaneLadXIVMk2 3 роки тому +5

      Oh why not (even I don't ship 'em and yeah hp(homophobic))

    • @pitayau
      @pitayau 3 роки тому +43

      Im sorry but i wont support them bc they ship something thats disgusting asf... OKUYASU IS RIGHT THERE.

    • @DeepSeaHorror
      @DeepSeaHorror 3 роки тому +129

      @@pitayau then get outta here dude, they deserve support for their hard work. i don't even ship josuhan but this is fire

  • @malcolmbox4109
    @malcolmbox4109 4 роки тому +761

    I can't focus on gay stuff when I'm getting lit to the song

    • @optimusburrinktea562
      @optimusburrinktea562 4 роки тому +35

      I don’t even know what it is saying but it’s my favorite song now

    • @boxwitch
      @boxwitch 4 роки тому +29

      The song is Matryoshka, originally sung by Hatsune Miku and Megpoid Gumi, and composed by HACHI. This is a cover by Japanese niconico singer Glutamine.
      Edit: he has more covers in this style, Glutamine is always hyped when signing.
      Another great cover of this same song though is the one by Zebra and Hashiyan.
      Edit 2: corrected the name of one of the singers in the other cover I mention. It was not RapBit, it was Hashiyan.

    • @lordman5497
      @lordman5497 4 роки тому

      Mood

    • @youraverageweirdo203
      @youraverageweirdo203 4 роки тому +2

      @@boxwitch Oml thank you I've been trying to figure out who did the cover

    • @boxwitch
      @boxwitch 4 роки тому

      @@youraverageweirdo203 No problem!

  • @poisonstrategy
    @poisonstrategy 4 роки тому +478

    damn kakyoin and caesar looking clean asf
    edit: guys please i dont ship this anymore im not weird.

    • @vulixee
      @vulixee 4 роки тому +33

      Not accurate, we all know they’re a donut and a stone

    • @nikubaka1550
      @nikubaka1550 4 роки тому +11

      Vulixee *pancake

    • @n6gito823
      @n6gito823 4 роки тому

      Vulixee IM A BAD PERSON FOR LAUGHING AT THIS

    • @thehornedpotato
      @thehornedpotato 4 роки тому +5

      Ok no kakyoin is a donut but Caesar is Jesus. He didn’t die on the cross but he did die UNDER the cross

  • @mitchbitch3867
    @mitchbitch3867 4 роки тому +7456

    Can we talk about the fact that Jotaro is so apathetic he's making star platinum lift his arm

    • @wheredayokokogodokutah285
      @wheredayokokogodokutah285 4 роки тому +316

      It would mean za warudo for him if Star Platinum did it for this song
      He probably was dragged into this

    • @trinityjohnson2246
      @trinityjohnson2246 4 роки тому +211

      It’s even better, it’s star platinum who’s arm is up not Jotaro’s

    • @kavishieda
      @kavishieda 4 роки тому +132

      @@trinityjohnson2246 and because of that, Star Platinum's arm just breaks open a hole in Jotaro's jacket.

    • @ladykawaii7728
      @ladykawaii7728 4 роки тому +30

      @@kavishieda not really, its just drawn like that to show movement.

    • @kavishieda
      @kavishieda 4 роки тому +36

      @@ladykawaii7728 wdym, Star Platinum's arm just breaks a fucking hole in his jacket and again,

  • @gerardlacson1674
    @gerardlacson1674 4 роки тому +477

    2:32
    *I see the gay runs in the family.*

    • @riceseed
      @riceseed 4 роки тому +24

      Speedwagon x Jonathan
      Giorno x Mista
      Jolyne x Hermes
      Johnny x Gyro
      Kira x Josefumi

    • @mimis_jail
      @mimis_jail 4 роки тому +6

      Rice Seed
      Kira x Hand

    • @carissa5963
      @carissa5963 4 роки тому

      @@riceseed jolyne is 👏s👏t👏r👏a👏i👏g👏h👏t

    • @hardcrowley1549
      @hardcrowley1549 4 роки тому +3

      @@carissa5963 sure

    • @autumnthemasterofjokes2148
      @autumnthemasterofjokes2148 4 роки тому

      That is actually how it works. Sexually is caused by chemicals in the womb. For example my dad is bisexual and so am I

  • @jotarokujo2212
    @jotarokujo2212 4 роки тому +863

    Stand: [М А Т Р Е Ш К А]
    Stand master: [Bear with vodka]

  • @rugile7200
    @rugile7200 4 роки тому +2950

    Fun fact: you probably didn't search for this, but youtube recommended this for you
    You watching some weird cool videos

    • @Yes-os6tv
      @Yes-os6tv 4 роки тому +51

      I was just listening to bloody stream vids

    • @noux2w
      @noux2w 4 роки тому +24

      Of course, a lot of the comments are in English and the title isn’t and most people don’t know Japanese it’d be sorta hard to search for this

    • @user-lp5zy9lw6b
      @user-lp5zy9lw6b 4 роки тому +5

      Nani how did you know

    • @weiwuxian6181
      @weiwuxian6181 4 роки тому

      Daaaam. Who are u 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rugile7200
      @rugile7200 4 роки тому +1

      @@weiwuxian6181 an alien :p

  • @rozegarden9879
    @rozegarden9879 4 роки тому +1955

    Caesar and Joseph: straight up flirting Jotaro and kakyoin: checking eachother out, Rohan and Josuke: OÍ, WHAT THE FU-

    • @imweirdish7530
      @imweirdish7530 3 роки тому +27

      OI JOSUKE OI JO don't repot me pls

    • @marvin9134
      @marvin9134 3 роки тому +7

      @@imweirdish7530 not convincing enough sorry 😦😦

    • @brookesbrokenheart
      @brookesbrokenheart 3 роки тому +16

      and Giorno and Mista fvck each other

    • @sezen2032
      @sezen2032 3 роки тому +10

      Another normal dayz in the joestar family

    • @pommei
      @pommei 3 роки тому +3

      @@brookesbrokenheart that is legit illegal

  • @keyvvy
    @keyvvy 3 роки тому +88

    когда единственное, что ты можешь подпеть : кАРИнкА-МаРИнка МАТРЁШКА!1!

  • @dionysusxian
    @dionysusxian 4 роки тому +564

    me before this video: ah its probably just something funny
    me, 2 minutes in: oh

    • @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
      @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 4 роки тому +9

      When I saw Girls Bravo when I was 11

    • @sliceofalemon8591
      @sliceofalemon8591 4 роки тому +18

      Bruh why didn't you see the thumbnail, I saw it knew what will happen but I was hesitant

    • @NaroNari
      @NaroNari 4 роки тому +3

      ora ora ora, ora ora ora........
      (I came because I was curious, I don't know what to feel......)
      ora.
      (but, it was cool.)

    • @undonelbows7688
      @undonelbows7688 4 роки тому +1

      Even better

  • @Xyddian
    @Xyddian 4 роки тому +486

    What I learned from this: Josuke is kinky.

    • @peppyboi9710
      @peppyboi9710 4 роки тому +26

      Kira rubbed off on him

    • @prinz3599
      @prinz3599 4 роки тому +18

      @@peppyboi9710 No he did not and I'm traumatized from this video

    • @0verb0red94
      @0verb0red94 4 роки тому +13

      Josuke Higashikata it’s to late, we know your secret.

    • @prinz3599
      @prinz3599 4 роки тому +7

      @@0verb0red94 No please stop

    • @peppyboi9710
      @peppyboi9710 4 роки тому +10

      @@prinz3599 it's to late, Bites the Dust has already taken effect

  • @meloncat5900
    @meloncat5900 5 років тому +939

    I clicked for the thumbnail was not disappointed at all!

    • @Sh0_0sh
      @Sh0_0sh 5 років тому +8

      Same

    • @boshinsu8859
      @boshinsu8859 5 років тому +6

      Me neither lol

    • @Kat-Bat
      @Kat-Bat 5 років тому +14

      Same reason I clicked! Also the art was nice looking too 💖🥰

    • @seccozcubez
      @seccozcubez 5 років тому +8

      we all did

    • @kurochan5755
      @kurochan5755 5 років тому +4

      Fuckin same dude

  • @kakakjami
    @kakakjami Рік тому +13

    ...一回画面暗くしてみ。
    ニヤけたバケモン映ってるでニョホホホオフフフッグフフフフフフンw

  • @Xeno-bt7yt
    @Xeno-bt7yt 4 роки тому +2342

    WHY IS KAKYION SO CUTE FOR SOME REASON

    • @SC0TTY.
      @SC0TTY. 3 роки тому +10

      Im cute B)

    • @nourtbi
      @nourtbi 3 роки тому +47

      always has been

    • @imweirdish7530
      @imweirdish7530 3 роки тому +6

      @@SC0TTY. 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
      Help

    • @SC0TTY.
      @SC0TTY. 3 роки тому

      @@imweirdish7530 ok :>

    • @gorillabelle841
      @gorillabelle841 3 роки тому +18

      I SIMP FOR HIM EVEN MORE NOW

  • @rue6914
    @rue6914 4 роки тому +489

    the part that broke me was at the end near 2:50 bc the japanese essentially translates to "hold up! please don't go and leave me all alone" and it showed kakyoin, caesar and (technically) rohan

    • @cherrycrypt
      @cherrycrypt 4 роки тому +33

      see, if i could read that i would be crying my eyes out

    • @chocobombs
      @chocobombs 4 роки тому +4

      isn’t that Chinese-

    • @allenzeng6697
      @allenzeng6697 4 роки тому +15

      uminacis the subs on the screen is chinese but the song’s in japanese

    • @LDLyman
      @LDLyman 4 роки тому +5

      **ugly cries** ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

    • @Prince_Lotus
      @Prince_Lotus 4 роки тому +1

      BITES ZA DUSTO

  • @savannahsstars4757
    @savannahsstars4757 4 роки тому +514

    I don't ship Rosuke, but I listen to this on a daily basis

    • @skeletonentertainment4201
      @skeletonentertainment4201 4 роки тому +16

      Wait is it Rosuke or Josuhan?

    • @kirayayayayya
      @kirayayayayya 4 роки тому +22

      @@skeletonentertainment4201 josuhan

    • @xXstrawbreezXx
      @xXstrawbreezXx 4 роки тому +8

      @@skeletonentertainment4201 I say josuhan

    • @professoryeetus8955
      @professoryeetus8955 4 роки тому +16

      @@skeletonentertainment4201 most people prefer Josuhan, but if you like Rosuke that's fine

    • @jochelynfernanda5904
      @jochelynfernanda5904 3 роки тому +34

      @@skeletonentertainment4201 yeah about shipping name it’s kind of sensitive in eastern fandom itself, both of them are true, but mostly people ship Josuhan. shipping name itself have a rule where the first name is represent the seme and the second is the uke. so josuhan/rosuke are both exist, but if you use word “Rosuke” that’s mean you ship “Rohan x Josuke” where rohan is the seme and josuke is the uke, but if you ship “Josuhan” that’s mean you ship “Josuke x Rohan” where Josuke is the seme and rohan is the uke. a lil warning if you found that the creator of any fanart/fanfic/dj that come from around Asia especially taiwan,china,korea or japan, wrong shipping name can be count as rude & disrespect to the creator. ex: if they draw josuhan/ 仗露 (usually you can see it from the tag/caption) and you call it Rosuke/ 露仗, they will find this as rude. hope this info will help you about shipping culture ^^

  • @Okieitsfine
    @Okieitsfine 3 роки тому +47

    Translation (of conversation other than lyrics):
    0:00 - 0:15
    So hey, today's supporters (background singers?), how many are there?
    Not including me, there are 1, 2, 3, 4- 4 people in total, right?
    Oh, really? So then- who are the supporters gonna be?
    There's me, you, Jotaro-san, Mr. Joestar, Koichi...
    (Josuke and Okuyasu say at the same time) 5 people? 3 people?
    (background word = "IDIOT")
    1:11 - 1:16
    Josuke holds up a scroll saying "Kishibe" with a heart
    Artist's note in asterisks say: "Pay attention to the sudden change in artstyle."
    1:55 - 1:57
    (Part of the lyrics)
    Josuke: Don't cry "it hurts it hurts" by the time it happens, yeah?
    Rohan: Cry? Who are you talking about?
    2:07 - 2:21
    You guys in the back, can you hear me? All together now! Kishibe! Kishibe! Kishibe! Kishibe!
    Just you and me, lets go on a date! (hey!) Date! (hey!) Date!
    Just you and me, lets go on an unimaginable love adventure!
    With crooked stepping, dance! Dance!
    And the lyrics go on as normal. Thanks for reading! Hope this helps.

  • @wintersage323
    @wintersage323 4 роки тому +1572

    I love the fact Josuke is singing into a paper cup

  • @satanschickennugget-6403
    @satanschickennugget-6403 4 роки тому +421

    I don't speak any of this, but this is a straight up bop

  • @freyjapines3641
    @freyjapines3641 4 роки тому +1698

    Ceasar: cross
    Kakyoin: sakura flower
    Josuke: star
    Jotaro: tears
    Joseph: lines that looks likes whiskers
    Rohan: the same as his earings
    That some simbolysim right there, hmm, good shit

    • @fatheralexanderanderson3829
      @fatheralexanderanderson3829 3 роки тому +27

      The cross there has 2 meanings

    • @basicabachannel9315
      @basicabachannel9315 3 роки тому +105

      the cross=ceaser died by an giant cross
      the sakura flower=got an empty space in the middle just like how kakyoin died
      star=cuz josuke is a joestar bruh
      tears=jotaro lost almost all his friends in part 3 and he is sad because of that
      whiskers=maybe cuz joseph is like an tiger who almost lost his life for being wild and dont making plans
      rohan=just cuz his earings are the same as the tatoo :v

    • @-pasteldreams-9589
      @-pasteldreams-9589 3 роки тому +14

      @@basicabachannel9315 HOW CAN YOU FIGURE THIS OUT-

    • @xiawu0301
      @xiawu0301 3 роки тому +31

      @@basicabachannel9315 i think the sakura one doesn't really have a deep meaning like that XD they probably drew it since kakyoin's name have the word 'flower' in it in Chinese

    • @ruchick6155
      @ruchick6155 3 роки тому +14

      @Irene Yap the end of a fointain point pen
      Also, I just remembered, in Italy one of the leading religions was Christianity/Catholicism which has a double meaning, not only symbolising his death, but also his (presumed) religion

  • @r0tt1nggutz
    @r0tt1nggutz 4 роки тому +901

    Are we not going to talk about how perverted josuke is being to rohan

    • @swaggerwoman
      @swaggerwoman 4 роки тому +127

      I became traumatized reading fanfiction. This....this is nothing...

    • @laurenpinkiepie8663
      @laurenpinkiepie8663 4 роки тому +7

      @@swaggerwoman ...Yeah

    • @nerflawyer3055
      @nerflawyer3055 4 роки тому +58

      And how josuke is underage

    • @swaggerwoman
      @swaggerwoman 4 роки тому +113

      @@nerflawyer3055 I mean at least its better than Jotaro and Josuke

    • @ASHKA.v15
      @ASHKA.v15 4 роки тому +10

      @@swaggerwoman plz give me the link I beg you
      I'm legit on my knees

  • @Yikea2
    @Yikea2 5 років тому +643

    thumbnail atracted me
    left happy because i found much more than the thumbnail

  • @naomili1766
    @naomili1766 4 роки тому +479

    То чувство, когда заднем плане написано на русском и ты такой:
    - ШТООО ПОГОДИТЕ, Я ЧТО-ТО ПРОПУСТИЛ....МАТРЁШКА!! ЕЕ БООИИ МАТРЁШКА. КАЛИНКА!!?

  • @hailthequeen9026
    @hailthequeen9026 5 років тому +1032

    I don’t ship these two but the whole video and song was lovely!

    • @thegreatguldo9956
      @thegreatguldo9956 4 роки тому +33

      Same and maybe its an alternate universe so the ship might work

    • @hattersilver80
      @hattersilver80 4 роки тому +7

      ​@@thegreatguldo9956 The ship can work in canon tho, just not in diamond is unreakable timeline

    • @thegreatguldo9956
      @thegreatguldo9956 4 роки тому +17

      @@hattersilver80 I said it could work in an alternate universe so if it's cannon it will be an alternate universe cause what we seen in cannon josuke does not like rohan -_-

    • @evelynrodriguez4770
      @evelynrodriguez4770 4 роки тому +45

      I don't ship it because Rohan is an adult and Josuke is FUCKING child

    • @Benjamin-qd4ly
      @Benjamin-qd4ly 4 роки тому +32

      Lmao the ship is also extremely illegal

  • @powdermonkey9300
    @powdermonkey9300 4 роки тому +453

    Look at how kakyoin and jotaro are staring at each other in the last part ugh they we're absolutely robbed 😪

    • @kavi0li3
      @kavi0li3 4 роки тому +11

      Y E S

    • @lizzypoo0
      @lizzypoo0 4 роки тому +26

      look at kakyoins smirk HAHAHAHAHA

    • @c0rpse.112
      @c0rpse.112 4 роки тому +22

      Jotaro was blushing ! >♡

    • @tipung11
      @tipung11 4 роки тому +5

      We know what happened after the vid

    • @lizzypoo0
      @lizzypoo0 4 роки тому +2

      Janalisa Paletu'a
      i think 3:11 is a bromantic relationship and not a ship lol

  • @芽生濱谷
    @芽生濱谷 3 роки тому +20

    うp主様こんなに尊い動画を世に放ってくれてありがとうございます…!

    • @khiroko0329
      @khiroko0329 3 роки тому +8

      最後の2部、3部、4部のシーザーと花京院と露伴先生との馴れ合いが尊すぎる…

  • @louisew5574
    @louisew5574 4 роки тому +559

    sometimes i question how the source material can give so much imagination to a fandom
    i
    w h a t

    • @Ashmoomoova
      @Ashmoomoova 4 роки тому +29

      Das the JoJo fandom for ya

    • @zylafox4731
      @zylafox4731 4 роки тому +45

      Reading between the lines but with gay lenses

    • @professoryeetus8955
      @professoryeetus8955 4 роки тому +22

      Don't question it. It's a way of life.

    • @memito74ful
      @memito74ful 4 роки тому +7

      Nightmare fuel but in a good way

  • @steklvata
    @steklvata 4 роки тому +406

    Песня: Калинка Малинка
    Русские жожофаги в коментах: саламалейкум

  • @dysfuncti0nal_sk1ttle
    @dysfuncti0nal_sk1ttle 4 роки тому +635

    Josuke: **lays on Rohan's couch** Draw me like one of your manga girls
    Rohan: What in the literal hell... Did Koichi put you up to this?

    • @what9233
      @what9233 4 роки тому +16

      best comment ever man

    • @dysfuncti0nal_sk1ttle
      @dysfuncti0nal_sk1ttle 4 роки тому +5

      @@what9233 thanks man

    • @what9233
      @what9233 4 роки тому +6

      I have, the best picture for this comment it's- it's perfect istg.

    • @dysfuncti0nal_sk1ttle
      @dysfuncti0nal_sk1ttle 4 роки тому +2

      @@what9233 yes

    • @nightylightyy
      @nightylightyy 4 роки тому +8

      I read that as croch for a second.
      Me and my dirty mind . . . 🤦‍♀️

  • @cinnamoon_0610
    @cinnamoon_0610 4 роки тому +54

    Yo: * escucho música clásica *
    UA-cam: * me recomienda un video con una miniatura super gay de jojo *
    Also yo: 👁👄👁 * click *

    • @milagrosabdon7597
      @milagrosabdon7597 3 роки тому +2

      Y yo me pregunto ¿como se llama la cancion xd?

    • @lucasvega7108
      @lucasvega7108 3 роки тому +6

      @@milagrosabdon7597 se llama matryoshka

    • @milagrosabdon7597
      @milagrosabdon7597 3 роки тому +1

      @@lucasvega7108 gracias💖💖💖💖💖💖

  • @genek3564
    @genek3564 4 роки тому +1704

    American: *Memes*
    China: *Gay memes*

    • @flaccidpancake4426
      @flaccidpancake4426 4 роки тому +122

      China? Do you mean Japan?!

    • @שיליסולכהן
      @שיליסולכהן 4 роки тому +113

      BRUH THATS JAPANESE

    • @juliojojofan9175
      @juliojojofan9175 4 роки тому +5

      MINE EYES!

    • @genek3564
      @genek3564 4 роки тому +106

      Bruh the SONG is japanese and the CONVERSATION AND LYRICS ARE CHINESE. BRUH WHY CANT THESE AMERICANS READ?!

    • @genek3564
      @genek3564 4 роки тому +70

      “你们这群笨蛋”

  • @crawaii6302
    @crawaii6302 4 роки тому +252

    The JoJo's be looking yandere af and when Caesar and Kakyoin joined... I lost my shit. We all love some fanservice.

    • @Kam1Nam1
      @Kam1Nam1 4 роки тому +2

      Don't remind me about that shit bro, please

  • @renkujo
    @renkujo 4 роки тому +49

    *me being rohan on discord: gay panicing*

  • @dfpuhpdhghshsihgerregpergh4613
    @dfpuhpdhghshsihgerregpergh4613 4 роки тому +243

    Иностранцы:
    *Записывают кавер на песню, где есть хоть одно русское слово*.
    Русские жожофаги в комментариях:
    *Существуют*.

    • @soniagerroy6528
      @soniagerroy6528 4 роки тому +42

      Матрешка, калинка малинка :D
      Я когда услышала эти слова, я думала, мне просто показалось :0

    • @naomisenpai5631
      @naomisenpai5631 4 роки тому +8

      @@soniagerroy6528, мне послышалось:
      -Каринка Маринка...

    • @odensm
      @odensm 4 роки тому +11

      @@naomisenpai5631, ну так то тут так и говорится. Японцы не произносят этот звук и заменяют его на "р".

    • @yermuw
      @yermuw 4 роки тому

      Кто-нибудь знает название песни?

    • @odensm
      @odensm 4 роки тому +1

      @@yermuw, matryoshka

  • @Emkito
    @Emkito 4 роки тому +457

    goddamn rohan looks good in everything, i swear

    • @elenaarmenta5598
      @elenaarmenta5598 3 роки тому +1

      Seriously 🦶

    • @zwatkins4417
      @zwatkins4417 3 роки тому +1

      JAPAN I- WHAT ARE U DOING OUTSIDE HETALIA

    • @soso3792
      @soso3792 3 роки тому +3

      I’m confident he’ll pull off wearing a trash bag even.

  • @Whatheattatat
    @Whatheattatat 4 роки тому +117

    we all know why we clicked.

    • @Whatheattatat
      @Whatheattatat 4 роки тому

      @@super_nh I'm not in the fandom. but I think we should let people enjoy what they like. I hope that one day you can watch the anime in peace without imaging this animation.

    • @osorenouwuthx5687
      @osorenouwuthx5687 4 роки тому

      I clicked for the song...

    • @unhealthydoppio9917
      @unhealthydoppio9917 4 роки тому

      I clicked bcuz I was bored and this looked gay👌😂

  • @selentric
    @selentric 5 років тому +359

    This was SO good! Surprisingly cute, too! The colors were great, and Josuke's expressions were fantastic!

  • @sushi9549
    @sushi9549 4 роки тому +606

    as a vocaloid and jjba stan this was truly a blessing

  • @Chumb33
    @Chumb33 4 роки тому +193

    Nobody absolutely nobody
    Casual homie aquaintances in 2019:
    "This cant be gay cause I like girls and I'm wearing socks"

  • @脚の生えただいこん
    @脚の生えただいこん 8 місяців тому +7

    サムネに釣られた人✋

  • @artema.
    @artema. 4 роки тому +288

    Now I wanna see a doujin by this artist cause... just... yes.

  • @dumpsterfire5818
    @dumpsterfire5818 4 роки тому +173

    romaji lyrics: (im way too obsessed with this)
    Kangaesugi no messeiji
    Dare ni mo todoku kamo shirenai de
    Kitto watashi wa itsudemo sou
    Tsugihagi kurutta matoryoshika
    Zutsuu ga utau pakkeiji
    Itsumade hatte mo hari wa yo-ji
    Daremo oshiete kurenaide
    Sekai wa sakasa ni mawaridasu
    Aa, waresou da
    Kioku mo zenbu nagedashite
    Aa, shiritai na
    Fukaku made
    Ano ne,
    Motto ippai matte choudai
    Karinka? Marinka?
    Gen o hajiite
    Konna kanjou dou shiyou ka?
    Chotto oshiete kurenai ka?
    Kandoryoukou 524
    Furoito? Keroido?
    Ken o hataite
    Zenbu zenbu waracchaou ze
    Sassato odore baka tamari
    Tende youchi na te o tatakou
    Wazato kurutta choushi de hora
    Kitto watashi wa dou demo ii
    Sekai no ondo ga toketeiku
    Anata to watashi de randebuu?
    Ara ma tondetta abanchuuru?
    Ashidori yugande 1-2 1-2
    Aa, hakisou da
    Watashi no zenbu uketomete
    Aa, sono ryoute de
    Uketomete
    Ano ne,
    Chotto kiite yo daiji na koto
    Karinka? Marinka?
    Hoho o tsunette
    Datte datte gaman dekinai no
    Motto suteki na koto o shiyou?
    Itai itai nante nakanaide
    Pareido? Mareido?
    Motto hataite
    Matte nante itte matte matte
    Tatta hitori ni naru mae ni
    Anata to watashi de randebuu?
    Randebuu? Randebuu?
    Ara ma tondetta abanchuuru?
    Ashidori yugande 1-2 1-2
    Yoitsubuse
    Utai dase
    Kyou mo hora
    Tsugihagi kurutta matoryoshika
    Motto ippai matte choudai
    Karinka? Marinka?
    Gen o hajiite
    Konna kanjou dou shiyou ka?
    Chotto oshiete kurenai ka?
    Kandoryoukou 524
    Furoito? Keroido?
    Ken o hataite
    Zenbu zenbu waracchaou ze
    Sassato odotteinaku nare
    Chuchu

  • @ちさききしょー
    @ちさききしょー 5 років тому +261

    サムネはここだッ!!
    2:30

  • @눈0101
    @눈0101 3 роки тому +32

    Матрёшка хы :)
    Мне так нравиться когда это говорят люди с других стран

    • @zempheta1615
      @zempheta1615 3 роки тому

      Неужели я вижу здесь русского, приятно

  • @n6gito823
    @n6gito823 4 роки тому +339

    Josuke x okayasu is just friends with Benefits
    Rohan x Josuke is frienamies with benefits-

    • @rosedark5812
      @rosedark5812 4 роки тому +4

      Omg I loved this.

    • @KORONEVIRUS
      @KORONEVIRUS 4 роки тому +13

      But isn’t Rohan 20 and Josuke 16-

    • @n6gito823
      @n6gito823 4 роки тому +2

      In thus spoke kishibe Rohan josuke was 18 and 13 is the minimum consent age thingy in japan (sorry if this is hard to read I’m kinda dumb)

    • @KORONEVIRUS
      @KORONEVIRUS 4 роки тому +3

      dizzystarxz I literally have no idea what you just said other than that the age of consent in Japan is 13.

    • @n6gito823
      @n6gito823 4 роки тому +3

      Robo Studios LMFAOO okay,, in thus spoke kishibe rohan josuke was 18 (rohan was 27) sooo that makes josuke legal in America (he was already legal in japan) is that better?

  • @adheretoparadigmofchange
    @adheretoparadigmofchange 5 років тому +1093

    Лайкните, чтоб иностранцы думали, что что-то крутое написал

    • @san-chous1413
      @san-chous1413 5 років тому +19

      Ха-ха гениально

    • @nightcoredayling6596
      @nightcoredayling6596 5 років тому +9

      Ля гениально!

    • @Rookie_Hadal
      @Rookie_Hadal 5 років тому +52

      Не вижу причин не доверять чуваку с Саихарой на аве

    • @DecemberCameEarly
      @DecemberCameEarly 5 років тому +2

      Окей хд

    • @gijngf6026
      @gijngf6026 5 років тому +15

      лол, а у них гугл переводчик тоже есть

  • @dolliare495
    @dolliare495 4 роки тому +129

    2:53 this is legit just all the jojos in part 4 and their gay ship partners

  • @てぴ-o2u
    @てぴ-o2u 3 роки тому +83

    いや、何回みても幸せwwwこのペア最高だろ

  • @ginogregory7475
    @ginogregory7475 4 роки тому +127

    I am a simple human.
    I see something weird, I click.

  • @catherine7n721
    @catherine7n721 4 роки тому +385

    That was totally blessed , my all favorite ships are gathered

    • @PvnsPttrSkwlkr
      @PvnsPttrSkwlkr 4 роки тому +6

      Catherine 7n Same omg

    • @optimusburrinktea562
      @optimusburrinktea562 4 роки тому +12

      And the song was a trip

    • @catherine7n721
      @catherine7n721 4 роки тому +7

      @@therefore-I-AM
      maybe because the video was made before part 5 was released so thay didn't put them

    • @pancakezzzs
      @pancakezzzs 4 роки тому

      @@therefore-I-AM don't judge my taste (well idk)

    • @pancakezzzs
      @pancakezzzs 4 роки тому

      @@therefore-I-AM yeah is not very famous...

  • @nojaye4376
    @nojaye4376 4 роки тому +167

    me before this video: ah its probably just something funny
    me, 2 minutes in: *oh*

    • @imweirdish7530
      @imweirdish7530 3 роки тому +1

      Josuke why did you partake in this???

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko 3 роки тому

      didn't u see the thumbnail tho lol

  • @石渕裕三
    @石渕裕三 2 місяці тому +10

    海外の人ってなんで絵上手いんだろう

  • @dogspit8058
    @dogspit8058 4 роки тому +144

    I can’t stop watching this help

    • @corruption-1912
      @corruption-1912 4 роки тому +8

      *You have a problem*
      *Embrace it*

    • @doublecircus
      @doublecircus 4 роки тому +6

      It’s so fucking cursed but the art + music is real nice. Also it’s in my crack playlist.

    • @melonethemelonman8588
      @melonethemelonman8588 4 роки тому +3

      Don’t worry bud me too

    • @tamily4663
      @tamily4663 4 роки тому +3

      Hannah Murray SAME WTF I WATCH THIS LIKE FIVE TIMES A DAY

    • @nyveahstewart
      @nyveahstewart 4 роки тому +2

      Probably cuz your pfp is literally rohan

  • @jericb
    @jericb 4 роки тому +473

    Ok what I'm getting from this is
    -Josuke wants to smash
    -He's sad that Rohan hates him
    -He thinks what if he had like hobbies, would that impress him
    -HE WANTS TO SMASH
    -2:23 all the shit Josuke wants to do to Rohan
    -jOsuKe iS mOre kiNky thEn kiRa
    -Rohan is aware of this and toyed with him which showed that Josuke wasn't actually ready yet but wants to badlyy
    -The entire duwang gang ships them
    - *h e w a n t s t o s m a s h*

    • @kylamored6268
      @kylamored6268 4 роки тому +48

      Josuke: 16
      Rohan : 20
      Shippers: *ima pretend I did not see that*

    • @ten789
      @ten789 4 роки тому +18

      *h e j u s t w a n t s t o s m a s h*

    • @laurenpinkiepie8663
      @laurenpinkiepie8663 4 роки тому

      Way to go orange boy

    • @senorahorror18
      @senorahorror18 4 роки тому +12

      In conclusion Josuke W A N T S T O S M A S H

    • @rockleemylover2822
      @rockleemylover2822 2 роки тому +3

      @@kylamored6268 FRR

  • @norange7903
    @norange7903 4 роки тому +117

    There's always "That one character who made the main one gay" on every part on this anime.

  • @Tys1k
    @Tys1k 3 роки тому +41

    Я типа одна пошла искать комментарии про матрёшку?

  • @chamomilecujoh5631
    @chamomilecujoh5631 4 роки тому +322

    aaaaaa I’d love to see a doujin based off of this story in this style
    that’d be gureto

    • @Reagun7878
      @Reagun7878 4 роки тому +27

      Calm your horniness

    • @chamomilecujoh5631
      @chamomilecujoh5631 4 роки тому +9

      Deus Vult
      hhh i get that a lot

    • @Reagun7878
      @Reagun7878 4 роки тому +3

      @@chamomilecujoh5631 you should listen

    • @chamomilecujoh5631
      @chamomilecujoh5631 4 роки тому +29

      Deus Vult
      yeah, probably should. did you know that april 16th was not only giorno’s birthday, but it was also national horny day?

    • @Reagun7878
      @Reagun7878 4 роки тому +11

      @@chamomilecujoh5631 yes. And it is no coincidence

  • @halfwayinfinate6342
    @halfwayinfinate6342 4 роки тому +312

    Am I the only one here because it's funny to see everyone being gay, but also because they all look hot. I can't take my eyes off the art, I've been fangirling for the past half hour over this.

  • @mirkkisss9695
    @mirkkisss9695 4 роки тому +109

    My friend sent this to me
    Should i be corncerned?

    • @moodyfingers7301
      @moodyfingers7301 4 роки тому +31

      Be grateful...

    • @snowydayz1814
      @snowydayz1814 4 роки тому +8

      Yes very

    • @Aalikaababa
      @Aalikaababa 4 роки тому +6

      Depends on what tipe of persone is your friend.

    • @spamtonsrightleg
      @spamtonsrightleg 4 роки тому +7

      thhats your bestfriend

    • @kavi0li3
      @kavi0li3 4 роки тому +5

      it depends maybe she wants you to like the josuke x rohan (which is rather illegal :'D)

  • @spidermiku
    @spidermiku 3 роки тому +36

    Honestly I don’t ship this but the art is amazing and the song is straight up fire