-Tartarus the prophets are retarded -fk it - wait, what? Ironically this is actually believable. I’ve met at least a handful of people petty enough to willingly doom an entire race out of pure spite
@@greenveggie4678you see Gamer. The thing about being a sigma male is that you don’t do things because someone told you too. You do it because you want to.
You see, Gamer. The thing about being a Sigma Male, is that you don't do things someone told you to, you do them because you want to! @@greenveggie4678
0:43 You managed to make a 25 year old man laugh at a fart joke. Tartarus's expression sells it perfectly. 4:19 Also somehow this sounds like something Chief would actually say if Halo was R18+.
I had to re-watch the whole series before this and it was well worth it. Great story and the Urbancursernary would be proud, you definitely deserve the Mantle.
After watching both this and the original cutscenes I noticed something I never did before the heretic didn’t give Arby a chance to listen he just started blasting when Arby’s talking to Tartarus in both these versions you can here the emotion in his voice when saying they were betrayed
"We need to go to the place where all the sauces are made...."
"Japan obviously"
😂😂😂
"Japan, obviously." 🤣 That was hilarious!
Had me rolling 😂😂
“ Speak carefully gamer, what you say is cringe” 😂😂😂
2:09 🤣
“Master Chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing on that ship?”
“Sir, hate crimes.”
Call it what it is! Its racial slurs! double down on it with pride
"Sir, quarter circles"
2:37 woke uo my entire neighborhood with this one.😂😂😂
Funniest shit I’ve heard in a video in a long time, I wish this humor was still mainstream
Busted my ass laughing at that one
Dude that was one of the funniest things in a long time since ytp
yup, still fucking hilarious
This series has replace so many iconic lines with the comedy gold it feels like I'm in the ytp era again, funniest content this is the sauce we need
Red vs blue influence is strong 💪💪
Ytp was good times
“Japan obviously…” 😂💀
💀💀
💀💀 Anime hentai
Tartarus retelling the Ligma scene is way funnier when you realize he's saying it to someone who was literally right there
Dude i didn't realize that 😂🤣
Crazy how Tartarus had better reasoning in this than the actual games
Ik it's almost like hes supposed to be a religious zealot who won't believe logical arguements or sound reason. Who could that remind you of?
-Tartarus the prophets are retarded
-fk it
- wait, what?
Ironically this is actually believable. I’ve met at least a handful of people petty enough to willingly doom an entire race out of pure spite
It was fairly serious for a bit, which made the 02:37 land so damn perfectly!
FUCK IT!
WAIT, WHAT!?@@AnotherDaveMiller0
@@Dip_Shet_nationI'm doing it anyway
@@greenveggie4678you see Gamer. The thing about being a sigma male is that you don’t do things because someone told you too. You do it because you want to.
You see, Gamer. The thing about being a Sigma Male, is that you don't do things someone told you to, you do them because you want to!
@@greenveggie4678
There better be some sort of Halo 3 dub or I will unleash 100 000 years of Forerunner justice upon you
it has been done
@@robertmilchis5955 where
@@robertmilchis5955there’s gonna be a couple more episodes of it but yeah
PRAISE BE TO THE FART NOISE
The one at the end sent me
Space kingggg
3:33 haha, it made a fart noise
That had me dying when he said that
A GOD SEND FROM THE PHOPHETS THEMSELVES 😢
4:26 Chief's energy here is flawless. Fucking killed me
0:43 You managed to make a 25 year old man laugh at a fart joke. Tartarus's expression sells it perfectly. 4:19 Also somehow this sounds like something Chief would actually say if Halo was R18+.
Im a 27 year old man and toilet humor is the superior humor to all.
Halo 2 but it’s RvB
3:36 literally you
@@SBrown-ti8xefarts will never not be funny
Big monkey go sniffa sniffa.
2:39 deserved a sub with that line
"4:36" - 343 industries on how to make halo
I had to re-watch the whole series before this and it was well worth it.
Great story and the Urbancursernary would be proud, you definitely deserve the Mantle.
2:37 had me fucking rolling 😂😂😂😂
Absolutely dead
"Tartarus the prophets are retarded" OMFG LMFAO
This got me bricked up.
Oil up homie im rippin
This is genuinely the best made shitpost I’ve ever seen, by far.
I like how Johnson's energy doesn't change with the dub. He's just Sgt Maj. Johnson speaking like a zoomer
“Your jokes are lame Tartarus” ☠️
BRUH HOW AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS, THIS IS GREAT
Ya same I need an ep 8
"I have absolutely no fucking idea" 😂😂😂😂😂
5:00 master chief could have say “ finishing this sauce “
No. Original is perfect.
Y O U R J O K E S A R E L A M E, Tartarus
Oh shit fuck no guys DO NOT DO THAT IM ON THE FUCKING SHIP 😂😂😂
Please always keep posting god sent content, king
"Slam dunk, because he's a ball" absolutely killed me.
1:51 Arbiter 😂😅. I almost air choked.
4:36 John ignoring his censored lines again 🤦🏿♂️
idk why, but the comment about the prophets from arbiter had me dead
I hate to break it to you but the Prophets are indeed retarded
“Master chief you mind telling me what you’re doing on that ship?”
“Sir spawn camping the enemy sir”
Another God teir upload. Keep up the kek content
Jerry's wife is such a great reoccurring joke
2:37 THIS IS GOLD
4:36 When the company commander asks you how you got arrested again
"Chief, you mind telling me what your doing on that ship?"
...
"Sir, I have absolutely no fucking idea."
Everything Sgt Johnson says lines up perfectly with his personality- it’s like a more lore accurate depiction of him almost😂
The fart in space😂😂
It's finally here baby
Halo kekposting, I love it
3:14 Xbox 360 hardrive, transition into 3 RED Rings of power & death.
This is like 2008 YTP but with the addition of AI and I'm here for it
God I miss those days
ITS FINALLY HERE
Thanks!
4:36 me to my dad
Lmao I love the opening scene to this one
This is fucking hilarious, also good on you for trying to lip sinc every line
I love how Master chief isn’t even in this til the end
I swear this is the best series and I seriously hope there is more
your finally growing, good job
Best moment and follow up line: the huge fart and then to cap it off Johnson with the “haha it made a fart noise!” Absolute gold
this is some of the best content on the entire platform
Nobody is taking Sarge's Secret Sauce.
The algorithm has blessed me on this day
After watching both this and the original cutscenes I noticed something I never did before the heretic didn’t give Arby a chance to listen he just started blasting when Arby’s talking to Tartarus in both these versions you can here the emotion in his voice when saying they were betrayed
I love the staticy "wait, fuck no im on that ship" lol
I was struggling to breathe lmfaoooo, this is genuine gold
Only 30 seconds in, I can confirm this is kek not cringe
Just hearing the Arbiter go "oooooh shit" sent me immediately into painful ribs.
This shit is peak
I usually huff laugh by blowing some air out of my nose. This series actually got me to laugh vocally. Really good job with this lovely shitpost 10/10
I wish this was a mod in MCC😂
From the bottom of my heart bro thank you 😂 shit was funny asf
This is truly hilarious indeed! It made a fart noise 😂😂😂
I know I'm late to the party, but this series has earned my subscription
Dude, I'm a big fan of halo. I'm a big fan of team four star. I get the best of both worlds here. Please make a bigger series. 😂😂😂
2:37
FUCK IT!
these are so fucking good
Avery its soo damn cool even in tis comedy
discovers series, oh boy I sure hope he makes more
"Tartarus, the Prophets are Autistic"
Man, this is actually really funny
There was a missed opportunity to use the “pringles can to head” SFX for 343 slamming into Johnson! Still, I snorted heartily.
fuck, no, wait, guys
This was amazing. Make more.
The satire is great! LOL
Missed some opertunities to have the chinese bluetooth voice.
Subscribed and liked, in the next few days I'm gonna watch the rest of the episodes
You had the chance to call him tartar sauce and you didn't 😢
Very based finale to this season, it brought a tear to my eye.
missed an opportunity to include the "all your base are belong to us" meme at the end
Loved the series. Creative
I love how this takes place in a discord call
That Wilhelm scream.
The bowling ball scene is my favorite
This is by far the best intenet series that ever was or will be... halo three bext please! Oo abd the do a prequel using halo CE.
Bro you gotta finish the fight
"do not do that I'm on the fucking ship"
HA HA
IT MADE A FART NOISE
0:14
This is genius and hilarious
The AI ball had me think this is actually realistic. Slang will just become normal at some point.
I feel Tartarus is significantly chiller (higher) than in the regular timeline
Absolute cinema
Kek
Brilliant. Ace dudes.
Moderator... What is the true definition of *KEK*?