@@madness0169 Maybe. Realistically, if it was, it would have to be made by women that actually gave a shit about it, unlike the women that made that bridge. Ideologies, like DNA, they can control far more things then one realizes.
"No, The bank is closed" "Soon the tax man's-a-comin, But when he does all of your possessions are gonna be taken, And nothing will be left behind" Rip
"Sir, baiting a sequel" Reminds me of a flash animation on newgrounds where the line was changed to; "Sir... Causing a pointless cliffhanger that will result in MILLIONS buying halo 3 upon its release! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
I've only just realised that when the scarab destroys the pelicans, the guy who voices the Sangheili who 'froze his nuts off' yells his final, wonderful line
“The covenant is going to activate halo” *”no”* I don’t know wether he’s actually being sarcastic because that’s what they always try to do or if it’s a soldier situation where he’s being 100% serious, and I love it
It would be, but unfortunately not everyone knows arbiters name is thel vadam. The majority of normal players I've met genuinely think his name is arbiter...cause they stupid
The gravemind should have said "Ara ara" when he grabbed Cheif with his tentacle. This would have been so much better if they had made gravemind a hentai monster as a joke.
29:42 For those of you too lazy to spend an hour pausing and rewinding to catch that bit of text, it says, "Hurr durr, lets fly backwards." Because the Phantom is in fact backwards.
They actually don't. The humans have neural interfaces that among other things, automatically translate Covenant speech, depending on the language. Noble Six didn't have that certain module installed at all, by Halo CE John-117 only understood grunts, elites and brutes came in the next game. In the expanded lore there is a mention of a high-ranking grunt in the Covenant because he managed to learn several human languages and translate them.
@@drivernephi2212 And in the halo wars timeline event log it does state that a group of elites and grunts studied the human languages so a big chunk of them do understand what humans are speaking without the use of translators.Humans did the same to the Covenant species' languages.
@@dogwithplasticwheels5476 343 Industries told me this truth. If anyone should be a heretic, it's you. *Halo 5: Guardians* is a part of the storyline. And thus, it needs a good amount of respect.
Marines enter a rage mode when they say: YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME? their ai changes from n00b to more accurate and more dangerous. This can change the tides of a battle. but their health is low when they do this.
"So now you done everything that been ask of ya, killing the heretic and recovering a secred buttplug, im curious shiny face just what do you plan on doing next?"
i just wanted someone to show me parts in this that they find funny, cause i find it really hard to laugh at most of it :/ fart jokes and ''retarded'' voices (master chief) don't really make me laugh as much. but there are some decent jokes here and there.
Master chief Caboose SGMJR Johnson Chris Tucker or Kevin hart Arbiter Joe Swanson Tartarus Cleveland Brown Red Moniter Shrek Jackels Nemo Seagulls Heretic Gunnery SGT Hartman Rtas Vadum Morgan Freeman
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Absolutely love this series, excited to watch it again!
O_O HI!!!!!! love your channel!!!!
Oh hi act man
The Act Man its u tell 343 do a beta job
Act Man, I've been laughing so hard I'm crying.
The Act Man lol
"This is fleet Admiral Harper. Im about to engage!"
"Screw your stupid marriage proposal, we're about to get attacked."
Easily one of the best lines
what the fuck he said it exactly as i read your comment word for word
"This bomb has enough firepower to level a small African city."
Oof rip new mombasa
And nothing of value was lost. Heheheh.
Yolo no way
@@huntergman8338 the space elevator collapsed and a good majority of the city was obliterated...
Wym? 😂
@@madness0169 Maybe.
Realistically, if it was, it would have to be made by women that actually gave a shit about it, unlike the women that made that bridge.
Ideologies, like DNA, they can control far more things then one realizes.
PHD9 sisoxoxoxos
Oozoaoawisisksksk
Sllssoososls
Aosososososso
Aosososoksososlalsoa
“This guy is using freedom of speech to undermine our religion.”
Holy shit. That actually makes sense.
Omg it’s dr. Phil on a the spearhead video
You like halo?
did it not? xD
😂
@@Myles45-l2T You too
You know, Chief screaming while riding the bomb down is probably what I would be doing, at least before I passed out, in that situation.
Honestly I would be sh*tting my pants
This should be a skull
David Cortez that’s what i was thinking
IWHBYD
YES HALO 6 TAKE NOTES!!!
David Cortez I can’t tell you how much I agree with you
*HALO INFINITE. AWAAAAAAAY*
"Truth help me"
"no"
Lost it
Me 2
Aww what a cute puppy
Don't just stand there you turd do something!
343 likes lol
Now there is no reason to activate the rings
"and again, i told you i'm straight!"
"No, The bank is closed"
"Soon the tax man's-a-comin, But when he does all of your possessions are gonna be taken, And nothing will be left behind"
Rip
God damn, whoever voiced Lord Hood is so close to perfection I wasn't sure at first whether those were actual lines by Ron Pearlman or not.
I always forget ron voiced him
War...war never changes
“What if you miss?”
“Cortana, I have no idea”
Should be the actual line for real
Damn the profile pic😂😂
I would have replied with. "I don't even know how to steer."
He reminds us all of Caboose….. Maybe he is Caboose or Caboose’s brother or his Dad
LOL
"Split them up the black one was looking at the white girl with hunger in his eyes" XD
6 9 l i k e s
n i c e
If two people liked piss bucket’s second comment then his first comment would have 6 likes while the second one would have 9. 6 9
We did it boys
@@captainjackpugh6050 BRUH!!!!!
"Sir, baiting a sequel"
Reminds me of a flash animation on newgrounds where the line was changed to;
"Sir... Causing a pointless cliffhanger that will result in MILLIONS buying halo 3 upon its release! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
Ah, I remember that flash animation so vividly now. You've unlocked some memories I never thought I'd remember.
Which Newgrounds animation was that?
There needs to be a skull or something that changes the dialog in the games to something like this.
@Toxic Gaming Given that MCC is coming to PC, I could see a mod happen.
idea, if the steam workshop is used, I could see modded skulls being a thing.
yall ever heard of the "i would have been your daddy" skull
IWHBYD ain't got nuthin on this.
And you need to find all the skulls in halo 1,2,3 and you unlock it
“I think the building that the scarab walked through was a orphanage...”-Master Chief 2016
2565
@@nobleregret5314 2552*
2552
2014* actually because that's when this was originally made
“When will you return my love? We were meant to BE TOGETHER shinyface!”
It's funny when you realise Johnson is 78 years old at the time of Halo 3.
Same is Samuel L Jackson and still looking as bad ass as 20 years ago.
He's actually 70. And alot of those years are from cyro sleep.
@@activatehalo7763 hes approximately 78
M8
Jesus.
I've only just realised that when the scarab destroys the pelicans, the guy who voices the Sangheili who 'froze his nuts off' yells his final, wonderful line
Link the time
@@coldbeatz3918
i think it's around 12:18 ish
"A man shouldn't wage war on an empty stomach." is such an iconic quote.
“The covenant is going to activate halo”
*”no”*
I don’t know wether he’s actually being sarcastic because that’s what they always try to do or if it’s a soldier situation where he’s being 100% serious, and I love it
You missed the Chance to call it Halo Dubs: The Fresh prince of Thel-Air
That would be... amazing.
It would be, but unfortunately not everyone knows arbiters name is thel vadam.
The majority of normal players I've met genuinely think his name is arbiter...cause they stupid
Who feels that the arbiter should have asked "What's the safe word?" When getting electrocuted
The gravemind should have said "Ara ara" when he grabbed Cheif with his tentacle. This would have been so much better if they had made gravemind a hentai monster as a joke.
@@comicsansstudio7449 i disagree
Still a better story than halo 5
Jackson A I’ve seen pornos with better plots than Halo 5.
Doombringer069 that’s saying a lot
Everything is better than halo 5
Bastian Kelders Except Twilight
Warhammer 40k has better story than Halo 5.... Or any Halo for that matter
I'm crying, this is one of the funniest halo videos I have ever watched, the bomb segment at 9:00 killed me
I loved the part with the scarab at 12:08
UberNick I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
UberNick Hey ubernick
I loved 2:17 BILLY!
Hey look 117 likes
29:43 “Hurr Durr let’s fly backwards”
Kat driving me off a cliff
"This isn't just a totes badass wallpaper" I died
Hey coward
Hi coward
@@draconon7072 oh its you
Serpy the Serpent Indeed
The “coward” was directed to Cosmo, don’t worry
22:51 I love the idea of Johnson smoking a cigar while relaxing to Bob Marley, minutes before dropping into an alien infested death zone.
Ginger Returns that wasn’t no cigar he was smoking..
I thought this was cannon already
that was a big boy blunt fam
"Dank shit! Want some, Chief?"
Madness 01 “Dude, you see the crazy shit we’re about to do? Fuck yes, pass it.”
What is Master cheif's darkest secret? he watches teletubies
😂
+There are no answers
*_R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E_*
it makes me mad how mispelled Chief
+Joseph Innualuk
It’s on purpose, not misspelled.
Y0-FAC3 You mean Master Chef?
Mercy: TRUTH, HELP ME!!!!!
Truth: ...no
This masterpiece follows the story better than Paramount's show
Actually, thinking about it. The key (or the sacred icon) looks like a wifi signal.
A WIFI ICON-
Sacred Wificon?
Nah it looks like a dildo
@@fangee704 HMMMMMM
@@fangee704 😏😏
What if that….exists?
are you even a marine?
...cosplayer
lol XD
Shadowstorm Vash “Goddamnit!”
ЩР ТШППФ НЩН ПФН!
I think that he is also generic marine 2
😂
"Why was I the only one speaking Sangheili? It makes no goddamn sense!" words of truth
When in the video was this?
Mercy: why didn't you at least bring back some snacks from your holiday Billy?!
Shinyface: "I don't know. Oh, here's some copyright infringement."
Billy’s my name so when I heard that line I pissed myself laughing.
@@jamescooke1645 billy
@@jamescooke1645 your name is james cooke
@@jamescooke1645Why do people always think someone is talking to them just cause they heard their name
6:00 “Your chipotle should be ready in about 30 seconds sir”
“Then much like my sex life, we’re gonna have to make this quick” 😂😂😂
23:23 I never realised I needed this until now
This is a story all about how...
My life got flip turned upside down.
Canada Is Better the halo dubs of bell-end.
I love the Scottish oracle
2401 Penatant Tangent or however you spell it.
King_Rathalos the little butt plug
I want it to be canon so badly 😂
@F bullshit, you are absolutely not Scottish if you think the oracle at 33:30 is English 😂
@F cap
29:42 For those of you too lazy to spend an hour pausing and rewinding to catch that bit of text, it says, "Hurr durr, lets fly backwards." Because the Phantom is in fact backwards.
Neko Prank ty man you are a champ
Neko Prank it was worth spending 20 minutes trying to pause it at the right moment
Neko Prank I got it on my third try.
How is it lazy?
Slade Wilson the Mercenary because you didn't want to spend that time rewinding
When the mcc comes to PC I better see a mod replacing all the voices by you guys
GET TO WORK MODDERS
"How do you speak English?"
That is a legitimate question.
They actually don't. The humans have neural interfaces that among other things, automatically translate Covenant speech, depending on the language. Noble Six didn't have that certain module installed at all, by Halo CE John-117 only understood grunts, elites and brutes came in the next game. In the expanded lore there is a mention of a high-ranking grunt in the Covenant because he managed to learn several human languages and translate them.
@@drivernephi2212 And in the halo wars timeline event log it does state that a group of elites and grunts studied the human languages so a big chunk of them do understand what humans are speaking without the use of translators.Humans did the same to the Covenant species' languages.
All these voices sound like voice actors from family guy
I can see arbiter and tartus but not every body else
Alternate_Parallaxis Stevie peter and Brian were all voiced by the creator of family guy himself
@@h410-pr0 yul
How has this not gotten viral!?!
F36 Cobra it's too long
Also UA-cam's algorithm will prevent swearing from going viral
@Toxic Gaming yea 343 that's about it, plus they are doing good now anyways so what you said is mostly wrong
@@rumblingend8443 that does not matter too much
@Toxic Gaming no not otherwise
"Son of a bitch! Truth, help me!"
"No."
"Come back here, you little turd!"
Lmao 😂
Truth was awesome. Hearing him say: “Kay Look.” And “No.” was spectacular.
"Are you serious bro, like seriously serious? This is totes uncool" my personal favorite dialogue from him 😄😄
I love how Arbiter sounds so done with everything.
did you record a 5 yr old playing call of duty or halo for the scarab?
One minute and three seconds in and it's 10000x better than H5's campaign.
Francesco literally anything is better than H5’s story. The Last Jedi comes close though.
*Halo 5: Guardians* was amazing!
@@madness0169 Heretic, who has taught you these lies?
@@dogwithplasticwheels5476 343 Industries told me this truth. If anyone should be a heretic, it's you. *Halo 5: Guardians* is a part of the storyline. And thus, it needs a good amount of respect.
@@madness0169 it deserves to be shit on tbh
So The Arbiter is Joe and Tartarus is Cleveland... Nice
Ron guilty spark was Patrick Stewart. Lol
Ron Except written better. Family Guy is cancer.
Ron kill ben
How is Family Guy Cancer?
Rick C-137 YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO B KNOW FAMILY GUY GO BACK TO R&M WHERE YOU BELONG
9:52 to 10:29 rare audio footage of an ODST during first drop from orbit
Master Chief screaming for his life is some of the funniest thing.
Did anyone notice that Tartarus sounds like Cleveland
Arbiter sounds like Joe
@@timer3770 hi Peter
Next thing you know Cortana sounds like Lois
Redhead Redemption
he does
God damnit. This video deserves to go viral
20:20 you can hear the voice actor for Rtas laughing after he said "big, muscular arms"
20:20 he almost broke character
“I hate cursing but he got all up in my grill yo”
just realized the scarab was boogie2988 in his mountain dew video
REDghost1212 -halo 5 and more Error 37? What fuck is error thirty se-
REDghost1212 -halo 5 and more hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I thought it was a reference to fucking Syndrome from Incredibles. When he got in the big 4 legged tank thing (Similar to the Scarab).
Ikr
ERROR 37!? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE OTHER 36!?
14:56 if you guys dont know what these noises are, they are from finding nemo
Taco Speed I think everyone knows that
“When will you return my love we were meant to be together shiny face” I’m so weak
36:11 cracks me up how serious he says it XD
Master Chief’s ‘nooooo’ when Cortana said the covenant we’re going to activate Halo cracked me up 😂
"ARM MOVEMENTS" Im done
17:31
11:20 is the best dub in this entire thing
Almic yeah your right looks just like it
"I'll make you happy with my hologram mouth."
Hmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmm
Blowjob lmao
God Emperor Of Mankind oh you mean with 100 different smiles
"Cortana, I have no idea." I frigging lost it for this entire scene when he has the bomb.
"When will you return my love? We are meant to be together Shinyface!"
"Well Jacob was one of my finest Chipotle cooks so here you can have this box thing"
That's it, I can't play H2A without replacing the original voices with this. This is way too hilarious.
Things like this is when I wished Halo (namely the original trilogy) was on the PC and modding was promoted.
Now it is!
#needtobemod
9:58 when you running through the part with the jackle snipers on legendary
too fuckin relatable i wish i could pin this
Marines enter a rage mode when they say: YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?
their ai changes from n00b to more accurate and more dangerous. This can change the tides of a battle.
but their health is low when they do this.
"That whipper snapper block us on insagram" I love that line
caboose and master chief r almost the same in dubs
Except Chief is more badass.
Slade Wilson: the Mercenary wrong.
beanboozle'd I AM MASTER CHIEF VEHICLE DESTROYER
+Bungie's blue flames Correct
beanboozle'd michale j cabose?
I know this is from a year ago but "the Prophets are retarded" is easily my favorite line from Sir Shiny Face
Miranda is there gum in your mouth, you better swallow it xD absolutely love this mate! It'd be awesome to see you make one of Halo 5
+Custom Squad - Reflex tbh Halo 5 is already a pretty decent parody of a Halo story..
ReflexHalo I thought he said cum
He only does it on the good halos
lol that would be awesome
If he could halo 5 would be 100% better
22:26
My thought on this dubs
37:23
"TRUTH! HELP ME!"
"No"
"it appears your Chipotle has been burned. " 😂😂😂😂😂
Steven Shelp this isn’t right! A man shouldn’t have to fight on an empty stomach!
@@thejamman4070 sir, we have additional contacts they are going to take us from behind.
The formal Enderman those diabolical sons of bitches!
"I got a hat. Bitches always go fo'da fly muthafucka with a hat"
This has been "Sex Life Advice with Sergeant Johnson"
Donsmacker1 Catalyst haha
HAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Is it me, or does Master chief sound a bit like caboose
Theprotectorofawesomness homer
Skyfish Gaming like an old version of Caboose
Closer to Loco, really. If anyone in RvB.
I think he's kind of adorable in this
I demand cookies!
"Truth help me!"
"No"
12:12 when the covenant run out of mountain dew
The fact that the Scarab is saying it kills me XD
@@Halixar fr 😂😂😂
The scarab: "WHO DRANK MY MT DEW?!"
12 second into the video
*UA-cam:* DEMONITIZE IT NOW!!!!!!!!
31:28 "the buttplug.. is MY responsibility" "Oh was this your buttplug? It's mine now..."
Gross…
"So now you done everything that been ask of ya, killing the heretic and recovering a secred buttplug, im curious shiny face just what do you plan on doing next?"
The Arbiter sounds like Joe and Tartarus sounds like Cleveland from Family Guy
+Prep Bowl
Hey look who I got everybody, it’s the heretic!
Master Chef cheif u lookin fly
Oh my god your right
"Truth, help me."
"no"
The words of what he almost said in the actual cutscene.
“I don’t know, maybe 200 credits or something.”
“What, was I wrong?”
Why did this entertain me...
Jul 'Mdama that's why you died.
Doombringer069 Soooo... when you die, you go to the internet?!!
Awesome.
Jul' died cus 343 are bitches and they yeetus deletus anything evolving halo 4
Yea me to
My bro is ur fan!!
This one was a pure genius! I seriously laughed out loud multIple times :D
at what part?
mateuszgojski I watched this two months ago... Do you really want to know in which parts I laughed? :D
i mean XD , that could be a problem i guess haha, sorry that i asked
mateuszgojski No problem bro. Thanks for asking though. I might watch this masterpiece again now that you reminded me of it.
i just wanted someone to show me parts in this that they find funny, cause i find it really hard to laugh at most of it :/ fart jokes and ''retarded'' voices (master chief) don't really make me laugh as much. but there are some decent jokes here and there.
"Arm movements!"
Master chief Caboose
SGMJR Johnson Chris Tucker or Kevin hart
Arbiter Joe Swanson
Tartarus Cleveland Brown
Red Moniter Shrek
Jackels Nemo Seagulls
Heretic Gunnery SGT Hartman
Rtas Vadum Morgan Freeman
caboose definitely
What about cortana
@@thatrandomguy9841 it has been 8 months since J released this comment and I still haven't found one for cortana
@@madlad66 try asking J he might tell you if you're lucky
Prophet of truth: a guy that leads a covenant
"Pretty sure regret is porking my ex" "well good for regret" lol
Best movie of 2016.
Incredible Canemian this>Deadpool.
Halo ce dubs
Just throwing that out there
This is a work of art.
"hey peter, wanna continue our campaign against the humans?"
"no."
Thank you for returning this masterpiece to us, it deserves to be preserved
R.i.p generic marine 1 and 2
I find it hard to describe how good this is
one word for u. stupidity
Coming from ya boy "Kid Francis"
Hurr Durr Lets fly backwards
I saw it too. what is that from?... if it is from something
The Real Mudge
I don't think it's a reference to anything, the phantom was just flying backwards. It's kind of hard to miss.
Freelix2000 I meant the line sounds like it's from something! I know the damn phantoms flying backwards
10:22 Most funny thing that you ever did