Dento Takes the Stairs
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- Опубліковано 19 лип 2020
- What's Dento been thinking about while trapped in that elevator?
(yes this is the whole thing)
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the fact that this is an imaginary scenario in dentos head means he could of stopped himself from falling down those stairs at any point but no, dento chose to fall down 48,325 stairs
y-you...counteded?
It's faster you see
You counted?? Wow.
You seem to have a lot of time, don't you?
You my friend had took the job nobody ask for or required you to do and I can honestly say I respect that
Lies. The stairs are still there. He didn't take them.
I’M TELLIN’ YA, IT’S A CONSPIRACY, MAN.
That’s why his head is a triangle.
We've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly - bamboozled.
@@user-ll9nl8gu5u SIMCLDIRKED
Dento: I know what we're gonna do today.
He took them on, like fought them. And lost miserably
imagine falling down the stairs so hard that you become a 3D model.
Yas
@@VeryRGOTI 5D*
I'm already a 3D model
I'm a bit more afraid of becoming a 2D model...
Dimensions can be so fucking confusing,
we already exist in the 3rd Dimension but also as a corner to a circle in the infinity of the 7th Dimension.
Although, reverting to 2D would be terrifying.
Dento didnt take the stairs, the stairs took him, his life.
The stairs fell up him
"... All things considering, I've been through worse." -Dento, around roughly stair #13,678.
Hopefully someone comes by and fixes that lift soon. Having only three options for imaginary scenarios is going to get old fast.
Reading this comment during the video has projected my sides onto an alternate reality where they now reside in orbit around that earth.
Yeah things *could* be worse. He still has his cigarette and it somehow hasn't ran out!
As long as its Dento on a stair, its considered canon.
Totally not referencing Diavolo deaths.
Oh hi Librus! I didn’t know you were on UA-cam!
A new scenario appears when one is used
I'm shaking and crying. Invisible-o would never push Dento down the stairs.
edit: I guess she would now.
Ikr so out of character
nnNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO can’t believe this!! this can’t be real he wouldn’t betray us like tHIs!!!!
Nevermind realized that it was in dentos mind
Oh yea, it is in ever scene so they probably could have
True.
I did the math for this, and this character fell down roughly 620 feet of stairs.
The average height of a staircase step is 7.75 inches. The character is falling at a consistent rate of 3-5 stairs a second, so we average that to four. The character was falling for four minutes straight, so we convert four minutes into seconds and multiply by the average of stairs they're falling down and hight of stairs. 7440 inches in total. Take that to feet and you get your answer.
[Feel free to correct this, I literally calculated this on a whim to skip history class, it may not be the most accurate.]
The character is Dento
d o r i t o h e a d
I was gona try to be funy but i cant realy conpete with that
Christ almight how long is the building to manage to have 620 FEET OF STAIRS
@@kirbdabirb5627 620 feet at least
The video length is 4:20 and Dento is smoking, right? Kids drop smoking, like Dento dropped himself from imaginary stairs.
No
No
No
No
No
Ah yes, "The Song That Might Play When You Fall Down The Stairs", my favorite
God, this joke has aged perfectly, despite there not being any reasons for doing so.
B**** you just spoiled what's going to happen
I heard a toned down version of this song last week while being on the 3rd floor, woke up in the hospital with a broken leg
I love that you capture tstmpwyfs perfect
@your a bit late to respond
Dento was one of my favorite characters. Made the whole story for me. Glad he’s getting a redemption arc.
Dento is so great :’
Dento is my true love
cool
also, never thought I would be jamming to stair music.
Dento is best boi
Can we just talk about how dento didnt drop his cigarette at all. What a fuckin lad
Dento:"falls"
*five minutes passes*
Also Dento: How f*cking tall is this building???!!!
That's not the question, how LONG is the building?
Around 189mts
according to the elian soundtrack mv, pretty fucking tall
If the average indoors stairstep is 9 inches tall, Dento falls at a median of 4 steps per second, and he starts falling at 0:39 and stops going down the stairs at 3:59 (about 200 seconds)...
Dento falls an approximate total of 7,200 inches, or 600 feet.
That's about 55.42 stories.
Not only that, but he's falling in a completely straight line; the stairs never turn or deviate from one direction. If we are to say that every step is also 11 inches wide, then, by that logic, the staircase is 8,800 inches long, or 733 feet.
To fit a straight staircase such as this would require the building to be at least 733 feet long and 55.42 stories high, not including any other faculties.
Can you take my calculus class for me??
But he goes faster and slower in some shots
DIO is just moving him back up the stairs
Wh-why did you do this?
That is, assuming Dento isn't falling down an escalator, in which he is perpetually falling in an endless cycle until the escalator's power is cut off.
And that’s when we learned that they weren’t stairs at all, but an “up” escalator in disguise.
It's an upside down stairs
He fell down scp-087
He's not going down, the stairs are going up
@@betagear9798 r /unexpectedSCP
@@minnarew r/gobacktoreddit or something
“Hey Bobby play that one bout fallin down da stairs”
Sure thing Johnny!
*Horrific tumbling and crashing for the next 30 minutes*
I like it.
Hey dento play that one 'bout falling down the stairs
I like that, throughout the fall, Dento doesn't seem particularly bothered by it.
doctor: your bone transplant was great
card: **declines**
Doctor:
Invisible-O says nothing because she's Invisible and Dento's credit card was declined.
The Doctor just throws himself down the stairs indefinitely
@@GrierYeena R/woosh
What if the patient gets bone transplant then his card decides, what if the doctor is like: "i hate my job" and falls down the stairs.
That would be funny
How To Kill A Doctor:
As a completionist, it annoys me that we didn’t get to see the other two options.
Same
Same
Only the future will tell
Same
Looks like waiting in the elevator was the right choice and will never now what happened if he jumped from the window
I love how Dento's cigarette never fell out of his mouth the whole time. man's got skills.
How else is he supposed to get a super high while catching criminals
"We now present to you...
The death of Mary, Queen of Scots"
Theory: He never takes the stairs and always takes the elevator instead due to childhood trauma caused by a manual descent down a building.
"manual descent"
yo where's fargoth?
@@bee6035 they’re dead
The fact that Dento was still holding his cigarette the entire way through is just incredible.
Mans got his priorities straight
Oh my god your right
Lips of steel, that one.
Uh- wait he is
He got his prodigies straight and the time is 4:20 minutes which is, it hammers in the necessity for Dento to save his cigarette all the more.
Yo I just realized something, during the melodic synth part during the chorus, with the five-note thingy, say the phrase "Dento takes the stairs." It lines up perfectly.
What's great about this is that it's a slow start music video with a couple different loops but it still manages to grip you all the way through its 4 minutes. Whenever I felt like my attention was drifting away something changed, and of course it happened to the beat of the song. Really smart stuff.
Dude was falling so hard he’s traveling between the second and third dimension
@Sniper Sylo heheheh.... heh... *heh...* ehghg
Beat me to it.
"I warned you about stairs, bro"
"I told you, dog"
Home stuck Reference
@@evankearns3116 Yeah, my boyfriend told me to comment that, he loves homestuck. lol
there it is
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS LOOOOOL
@@evankearns3116 that's what the refrance
This hits different after playing OMORI.
That and one of the music tracks is called "push and shove"
I hate you so much
*a y o t h e p i z z a h e r e*
@@idiotsandwich7027 oh *n word*
@@idiotsandwich7027 nice can I have it
Damn to be honest, I’d rather fall down all those stairs than actually walk down all of that. That shit’s tiring.
Get some mattress armor and just take a step and you are fine
I can see why they call him “Dento” now...
Why?
@@AymenZero He's got a dent in his brain.
I thought that dento came from the cigarette which gave him dents in lungs
Dent no
@@AymenZero yeah why
I would honestly die if there was a version of him screaming and cursing the whole way down while the music slowly starts to fade in
Bro that just made me imagine Dento being like:
"Aah! Ow! Motherf*cker why are these stairs so goddamn slippery!"
*Cuts to 10 minutes later of him still falling down the stairs*
*Texting Elaine*
Hey, hows that bounty with that really weird guy?
Elaine: Uh, a fail, I guess? I dont know, he just vored me out of nowhere and now I'm playing a game inside his belly.
Dento:(Still falling down the stairs)
Huh, well good luck on that I guess.
Elaine: Hey, wait, why aren't you out here backing me up with the Bounty?
Dento: I tripped and fell down the stairs, and now I cant stop.
Elaine: Oh, I see. Yeah, rookie mistake, I just abuse the cartoon physics and jump out the window.
Dento: ...GOD DAMN IT
Im commenting because i gotta make this
@@Akalim please do
@@herogaming7893 im working on it right now ill be dome in five minutes
Give him a brittish or aussie accent and you have something that' infinitely more entertaining, or just any kind of accent.
Close... Your eyes, you'll be here soon...
rare footage of Mari going downstairs
You are afraid" of heights.
AYO THE PIZZA HERE
(And thus begins the entire plot of Omori)
Just realized theres 3d models of these characters, theres maybe gonna be a vrchat world that is the world of Elain the bounty hunter
Prob wont appear on quest lmao
The fact that the cigarette's smoke moves with his head makes me think that if I punch it he will feel pain
Google
bloop it’s like an addition to his tongue.
punch the smoke
🤜🚬💨
Well there is a reason why his cig is still on his mouth after falling from the stairs
its being held by whatever he smokes through
Emotionally, YES!
Ceo of Pointiness: "Hey Dento, play that one about falling down the stairs!"
Dento: *nods*
*falling down stairs noises prbbrbtbrpbtbpbprtbbrtpbprbp*
Ceo of Poitiness: "Exquisite."
I warned you about those stairs bro
I love it
Luc Hanson bro nice reference
ah, good ol asdf.
asdfmovie reference
If this was all his imagination, is no one gonna mention that he created a banger out of thin air?
3:32 LOOK AT HIS EYES
Oooooooh but the stairs oooooooooh
I'm going to tell my kids this was Rolling Girl
r/madlads
José Anai reddit one hundred am I right
?
no i dont use reddit, i just know about it
José Anai I’m going to tell my kids this was Hey Bobby, play that one about falling down the stairs
*Dento's guide to falling down the stairs*
Step one
Step two
Step four
Step seven
Step twelve
Step twenty
*A few hours later*
Step Twenty Thousand One
Step Four Thousand Nine Hundered Two
Step
Step 256,973,871,239,048,453,853,964,496
Step 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,9999
final step: profit
can't believe I didn't watch Elain Gets adopted purely because I missed this episode of Pink City and thought it was important.
In this world I feel that it would be more normal to fall down the stairs instead of walking down them
"AYO THE PIZZA HERE" The musical
His ear must be burning after this
This is what happens in headspace between loops, i think
Was looking for this comment.
Also, add spoiler warnings to the replies if needed
! major omori spoilers !
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is dento = mari?
OYASUMI
Dento took maybe a little more than a trip down the stairs.
in the words of pilotredsun
*_"you have taken the tumble"_*
Some say its been 1,000 years, and he is still falling down the stairs today.
A little more of an acid trip.
@@lightningsstrike 4:10.
Nah he just got hit by a plane.
@@gotekeeper9519 it was in the future-
oh hey you brought one of my worst nightmares to life: falling down an infinite stair unable to die, and some happy ass music in the back :D
Always remember kids
Don’t take stairs without railings or a flat stop
Every imaginary bone in his imaginary body is probably imaginarily broken.
@verb8m and that's the only bone that really mattered
Imagine that
@@unofficial_computer noice
I imaginarily agree
Surprisingly enough, this might actually be one of Gooseworx’s most normal content without the appearance of void creatures, *extreme* acid trips, dogs losing their faces, or 🅱 🅻 🆄 🅴 🅲 🅷 🅰 🅽 🅽 🅴 🅻
Or meatball men
How could you forget the meatball men...
Ah yes, I obviously can’t forget about the one and only Meatball Man
Or vore. Don't forget the vore.
Ben Dover *Slorp*
Or gazebos!!
the outcome: predictable
the execution: flawless
SOMEONE, QUICKLY, PUT ROLLING GIRL OVER THIS!
Dento's so pessimistic that he imagines the worst case scenario when taking the stairs.
I mean, don’t we all?
Worst? Don't you mean BEST?
And Elain is so optimistic she literally jumped out the window
Worst “stair”case
Permanently falling down the stairs is bad but that music makes it a lot more happier than it should
If you focus on the stairs really hard, you can change wether he's falling up or down!
Unfortunately, he's still falling.
S̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶'̶v̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶.̶
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THOSE STAIRS MAN
@@No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan I TOLD YOU DOG
@@CeatureFreepy IT KEEPS HAPPENING
It works best when its 3D dento. Just try getting the right position
OH YES WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN
"Aye johny do that one bout fallin down the stairs"
that's... that's probably gonna leave a... a dento...
Me: wanted to make a joke about the Ragdoll physics.
Two seconds later: *actual Ragdoll physics*
in roblox?
let's go Gaming
Ragdoll physics are a general thing in video games, not just roblox
it happend me ._ .
@@zipperooni.......
0-0
Me: Hey 2020's gonna be a good year!
2020: *This entire video*
this music wouldn't sum up 2020 though. its too funky
I wish you could save a comment
@@edgelordegglord we need heavy metal lol
@@asrielbuilds2428 The song is trying to say that you shouldn't worry about this shitty year
“Infinite stairs are unacceptable!”
- Lemongrab
Talk about eternal suffering, of course.
That was so cool of invisible O to play a tune for Dento as an apology for pushing him down the stairs. My favourite part is when you can see her playing the keyboard!
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
edit: I TOLD YOU DOGG
I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS
SOMEONE NEEDS TO DRAW THIS WITH ELAIN AND DENTO!
THIS RESPONSIBILITY LIES WITH EVERYONE UNTIL ONE OF US DOES IT! INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: GOOSEWORKS, ME, @MetalandMayhem06, AND YOU!
PERSON WHO IS READING THIS REPLY!
*DRAW THIS!!!*
@@no-man_baugh just draw it then
told you dog
Ah yes the homestucks. I is pleased.
*sweet bro and hella jeff intensifies*
@@no-man_baugh I SUCK AT ART BUT OKAY MAYBE
My thoughts while watching this:
Did goose really make dento a 3d ragdoll? Nice.
Damn, this is a groovy ass beat.
I'm glad to know goose is answering the burning questions on everyone's mind and making quality content as per usual.
This man still hasn't lost his cig somehow. He is a man of pure will and determination.
I actually just watched a video of dento falling down stairs for 4 minutes and 20 seconds, only to get hit by a plane at the end. I'm glad I'm spending my time on this earth well.
(Final thought) This vid is 4:20 mins long. Nice.
HE GETS WHAT
wait, i thought the EXACT SAME THING.
Yup
Nice
C ool
The mystical power to keep me watching by making slight changes to the background consistently is great
This song was stuck in my head at 3 AM yesterday thanks Goose
Somebody should’ve really warned this guy about stairs
We did warn him bout those stairs, man
We told him, dawg!
it keeps happening
I TOLD you dawg!!!
NO
I loved the invisible-o cameo you threw there, they're still my absolute favourite character
Where?
@@Frothmall duh they've been shown 7 times, you didn't see them?
@@Frothmall invisible-o was there the whole time wdym
This is still my personal favorite of all Gooseworx bangers.
Ayo The Pizza is here.
It would appear the elevator was too sluggish for Dento’s requirements
So the brainstormed a hastier transportation method to pass the time
That Is Exactly Correct!
Mario Falls Down The Infinite Staircase Immediately After BLJing: The Musical
Bowser was waiting at the top with a hammer. 😂
@@groudongamer3178 Bowser Has Had Enough Of Mario's Bullshit!
Bowser send mario down the downward spiral
I think there is an SCP like that but I forgot his number
Cap Gaming 087, though I don’t think it’s that infinite
*”Dento, did you take the stairs again?”*
Hey Elain, play that one about falling down the stairs!
Sure thing Dento!
Everyone: knows who Dento is
Me: I like triangle man
Haha Triangle go brrrrr
Hehe, traingle man is great!
TRONGLE
i dont know who dento is
If youre looking for the obligitory "i warned you about the stairs bro" joke, here it is.
thank
@@biillis.. singular
Yass
Theres a "warned you about the stairs" joke under this comment
I TOLD YOU DAWG
This is how it feels to go down two steps unintentionally.
I bet that's just they way dento walks on stairs i. This backwords high drunk and cracked out world of gluro glorps and theeroips.
Ok, there's no denying it, Gooseworx is the most talented person on Earth. She can draw incredibly, compose amazing music, animate magnificent videos, and has a hilarious imagination from which all these wonderful things are spawned from. Keep up the great work Goose!
Or its skill, something they practiced and worked hard at. Try to stay away from the T word it undermines effort the likely the amount of failure they went through to get so far.
@@jaymiant well he has a point.
Gooseworx also did a good use of 3d modeling
Correct but actually incorrect
@@ananshasheta926 you have a point
Man that Dento guy sure has some slick moves when falling down a flight of stairs in his mind.
Dento fell down the stairs so hard he changed animation styles and it took so long the stairs gained "stair music"
I love how they gave up and just rolled the poor character as a ragdoll on a never-ending stairway.
I feel like another title could be “The ungodly love child of Jango Fett and Phineas overdoses on LSD”
How do you have 68 subscribers?
I_am_awful No idea, why?
@@thegreatpapyrus2306 Cause I'm boutta make it 69
I_am_awful Nice
@@thegreatpapyrus2306 Nice
Friend: "I had a dream, where I married my crush."
My dreams:
I wish I had dreams akin to this
@@foiledagain1914 Why do i agree with this statement?
I love the juxtaposition of his silly triangular design and the grizzled look the body armor and cigarette gives.
And I thought falling UP the stairs was more interesting.
Plot twist
He is actually going up the stairs but the footage is going backwards
@the uwu boi of death uwu yes
@the uwu boi of death uwu just imaggend walking down some stairs in the middle of night and then some disfigured human thing starts ragdolling up to u
@the uwu boi of death uwu yes
@@milkcultleader2706 Oh my god that's horrifying but hilarious at the same time
"Ops"
*Ragdolls up the stairs.*
Gooseworx could upload literally anything and I’d still watch the whole thing
Case in point: Deep Blue
im coming back after 3 years cuz i can anyways
this is why gooseworx is amazing she just felt like animating a dorrito falling down the stairs
I like how even though Dento says nothing at the end, you can still feel the shock radiating off of him
the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents homestuck again
Which is kind of the plot of Homestuck.
That 100% is the plot of homestuck
Also someone should really warn the world about the stairs again
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIR BRO!!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
@@birthdaycake32 IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Aight. But lets be honest, who here wouldn't have done the same thing after being stuck in an elevator filled with smoke from you cigarette, losing oxygen, for months?
Oh also gotta love that 420 time on the video.
I warned you about the stairs bo, I Warned you About Stairs
bro, imagine you fall down the stairs so hard you become a gmod ragdoll
Me: He’s gonna fall down I swear to god.
Dento: *falls*
Me: *unintelligible screech-wheezing*
Anyone else clicked the screen like an idiot thinking it was one of those interactive videos when “choose your imaginary alternative scenario” popped up on screen?
I can’t be the only one right?
No, your not
u m a m i has a new choose your own adventure video series on here
I thought it might be at first but unfortunately UA-cam removed the annotations.
I was disappointed too you're not alone
Watching this makes you reach a point in which you don't know if he's falling down the stairs or up the stairs
This is honestly one of my favorite videos on the entirety of UA-cam.
No one warned him about those stairs, man!
I'm loving all the homestucks here :)
I had to search so long to find this
I TOLD YOU, MAN. I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!
It keeps happening!
I TOLD YOU MAN
I *TOLD* YOU ABOUT STAIRS!
You're laughing.
Dento took the stairs and you're laughing.
i told you about the stairs dento i warned you dawg
Stare at this for too long and it starts to look like he’s falling up the stairs upside down
I remember myself imagining that Dento would safely get down from the building afterwards in compensation for being a forgotten side character, but now, I feel so enlightened towards his suffering.
Mom: What're you watching honey?
Me: Just a guy falling down the stairs for 4 minutes
🤣you killed me🤣
Invisible-O!!! Don’t push people down the stairs!!
I warned you about those stairs bro... i told you dawg