Fr cause it goes like this ______________ Gabriel: nothing is worth the ri- WHY DO YOU HAVE COINS OUT. WHATS WITH THE SMIRK. Caesar Salad and Markiplier Hentaicliff: is ultrakilling tiem mah doods Gabriel: Gabriel: (vocoded cri)
unironically how i unlocked my ability to lucid dream. I tore the shit out of a Xenomorph and decided to be immune to acid. Since then i can just lucid dream when i wanna.
@@tippysoniczxarch3145 assuming you’re in the mandela catalogue fandom: The two fandoms (TMC and ULTRAKILL) share a character with the name ‘Gabriel.’ I’m not really sure about the role of Gabriel in TMC but in ULTRAKILL, Gabriel plays as the main antagonist. Honestly, I have no clue, probably coincidence (I don’t watch the mandela catalogue)
"see that shadowy thing in the corner of your room? that's Jeff. Jeff's the homie that makes sure you're always prepped for shit like him rolling around"
@@cobaltordinaire5219 nah, lokey though, jeff is a real one. He tried getting me to kill myself by ngl, I looked at that mofo and went "man get yo dog ass outta here. Your momma thinks your ugly". We been chill ever since, we pass joints around and shit.
To be fair, dumbing down the threat of an alternate to just some asshole you'd picture yourself winning a fight against surely helps against the fear aspect of them
So uh… Dosen’t that mean the US Marines would be perfect for this job? Just explain to them that by showing fear. You grant them power. And remind them that alternate’s go down to bullets quite quickly.
@@ninja6245-real I mean you probably shouldn't tell them the fear part, if you tell them that fear makes them strong, then it's like trying not to think about pink elephants if someone tells you about them.
Watching this on the 4th of July makes this all the funnier. The Department of Whoop Ass is such an American name that we would definitely come up with
mandela catalogue if it was set in the Madness Combat universe edit: aint no way the comment i put almost no effort into has 800 likes, when will it end this is a really crappy comment💀💀💀
Gonna use those throwing arms that gave us the projectile weapon advantage over the entire animal kingdom here to put a rock through an alternate's dome.
"just lock you're house, close the house, don't be stupid" Horror movie characters:"I'll pretend I never saw that" "If one of these things break into you're house, KICK THEIR ASS,RUN UP BEHIND THEM AND SUPLEX THE SHIT OUTTA THEM,don't be a bitch, I believe in you :)" is my favorite line from this
This is one of the only “analog horror be like” videos on UA-cam that I’ve actually found funny. You actually used the format in a funny way that isn’t just meme spam with no rhyme or reason. Well done!
It’d be hilarious if this was a canon PSA in the Mandela Catalogue universe. Like some asshole decided to make fun of the PSAs and then spread misinformation 😭
We conquered this planet through our ability to run and our ability to throw increasingly complicated rocks. We will handle these anomalies no differently.
If you made this as a series with a consistent plot-line but each episode parodies the style of different analog horror series and rips on them, I would watch it
![The Catalog Archive Part 2 [Analog Horror Be Like] (Parody)](/img/n.gif)
“Don’t be a bitch, I believe in you.” Is such a brotherly pep talk.
With all due respect, you forgot the ":)".
@@XwX1001with all due respect, he wasn't trying to add that in my brother.
That's just really good advice in general.
“It followed me home, Caesar. That was its first mistake.”
It's last mistake
Fr cause it goes like this
______________
Gabriel: nothing is worth the ri- WHY DO YOU HAVE COINS OUT. WHATS WITH THE SMIRK.
Caesar Salad and Markiplier Hentaicliff: is ultrakilling tiem mah doods
Gabriel:
Gabriel: (vocoded cri)
it's second mistake is thinking that it can solo my ass
@@RainbowGod666
ULTRAKILL
+ULTRARICOSHOT x4
+PARRY
+DISRESPECT
+NO-NO
+RE-NO-NO
+GROOVY
+BIG KILL
Cesar’s mom went at one of them with the chancla.
Mandela Catalog in low income neighborhoods
the top wusses: oh no a monster i still need my billions
the bottom warriors: I got nothing else but my *FISTS*
Mandela Catolog in THE HOOD
Mandela Catalogue? Nah this is the Zuma Catalogue
“YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL-“
I live in a low income housing environment.
Remember, if they look like you, then any insults people have used against you will work on it.
@@scout9593 If I know myself and I certainly do then we’ll both be crying.
i'm not sure how calling him 'gingerivitis,' is going to stop me from getting mauled after we're both done crying ;(
bro is speaking facts rn
no insults work on me...i just ignore all insults and dont give a shit about people openion....WHAT DO I DO NOW?
@@muhammedmuha4846 Punch them
POV: you're having a nightmare but it suddenly becomes lucid (payback time :) )
Omg
The nightmare demons when I:
"BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!"
(A GBU-12)
10 year old me having a nightmare about being bullied by the teacher but suddenly in the dream I have a longsword
Yeah its happened to me once. I headbutted the alien. I called it my fightmare.
unironically how i unlocked my ability to lucid dream. I tore the shit out of a Xenomorph and decided to be immune to acid. Since then i can just lucid dream when i wanna.
Gabriel watching his servants getting their ass whooped by mortal beings: 😨😨😨
the last council member seeing gabriel killing them all: 😨😨😨
They were referring to the mandela catalogue Gabriel
Anyways, fun to see ULTRAKILL around here
@@Izomantle why do i see ultrakill related comments even tho i dont know ultrakill
can someone explain it to me in a short way
@@tippysoniczxarch3145 assuming you’re in the mandela catalogue fandom:
The two fandoms (TMC and ULTRAKILL) share a character with the name ‘Gabriel.’ I’m not really sure about the role of Gabriel in TMC but in ULTRAKILL, Gabriel plays as the main antagonist.
Honestly, I have no clue, probably coincidence (I don’t watch the mandela catalogue)
@@Izomantle im no into the fandom but imma try and watch ultrakill sometimes to understand the ultrakill comments i always see
Mandela catalog if everyone used steroids.
Nigga this is where Everyone Throw hands
LOL
Funnily enough according to the lore if you show no fear and just go ham you'll win.
@@thunderspark1536 so you canonicaly SHOULD suplex them?
@@coledoe1030 Yes.
"lay off the synthetic weed and get sober for a second" best PSA out there
The instructions are actually good for the mandela catalog, because in mc you just show no fear and you are safe
So yes you can supplex an alternate
Indeed that was the intention
"see that shadowy thing in the corner of your room? that's Jeff. Jeff's the homie that makes sure you're always prepped for shit like him rolling around"
*see shadowy abomination here to devour your reality* “You wanna fucking go!? Run them hands, fo!”
"Gabriel": She did *WHAT?*
@@cobaltordinaire5219 nah, lokey though, jeff is a real one. He tried getting me to kill myself by ngl, I looked at that mofo and went "man get yo dog ass outta here. Your momma thinks your ugly". We been chill ever since, we pass joints around and shit.
To be fair, dumbing down the threat of an alternate to just some asshole you'd picture yourself winning a fight against surely helps against the fear aspect of them
Even better since you canonically have to not be afraid of them to win
So uh… Dosen’t that mean the US Marines would be perfect for this job? Just explain to them that by showing fear. You grant them power. And remind them that alternate’s go down to bullets quite quickly.
@@ninja6245-real I mean you probably shouldn't tell them the fear part, if you tell them that fear makes them strong, then it's like trying not to think about pink elephants if someone tells you about them.
@@AlexBadger It’s the US marines. Just tell them that the threat is hiding the crayons…
@@ninja6245-real this is so fucking funny
0:44 "THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE ALTERNATES, BATMAN"
Which is unironically what i think would happen IRL actually 💀
NO JOKER DONT DO IT THEYRE DEMONS JOKER
@@Yousef241 I'm gonna do it BATMAAAAAAAAAAN !!!
IT'S MY ALTERNATE BATMAN, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO IT
It also had the rizz SFX I'm ded 💀
The "kick their ass" is so much funnier than it should be. I'm literally dying right now
Like the alternates
They feed on fears
So deliver them something spicy
Same
Ay what you doin in MA house fool!? *beats your sh1t*
The Mandela catalogue if it took place in Memphis 🤦🤦👹👹👹😱😱😭😭💯
manlogue catadela if it was in London ❗❗
Memphis Tennessee snap cube??????????
Nah that’s just Detroit
@@EngineerTeamFortress2 cant have tf2 in detroit smh
@@Chase92488 Okay New Mexico
Mandela catalogue if mandela county locked the fuck in
Mandela catalogue if they stepped foot in Texas
@@RaptorworksAs a texan. I can confirm this psa honestly works!
@Raptorworks Mandela catalogue but the alternates stepped foot.in O block (Half.of them got killed in crossfire from crips and bloods)
"how am i ugly?" "you're black" was wild 💀💀💀🙏
Lol
Shit was epic
so.its.just.the.tangi.virus.but.the.drugs.were.intentional.
Lol
0:35 timestamp for it
This is something Adult Swim would air in the late 2000's.
I take that with honor
Where is your pfp from
When I saw "United States Department of Woop Ass" I knew I was in for the best trip of my life.
I need another, this was amazing.
I had to go back a couple times and read it again to make sure I didn't have the synthetic weed in my system
Watching this on the 4th of July makes this all the funnier. The Department of Whoop Ass is such an American name that we would definitely come up with
Wait it was? That makes this video so much BETTER
genuinely one of the funniest "analog horror be like" videos
Alternate: I am inside your house.
Big Smoke: YOU IN THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!
*VHS cuts footage*
Most historically accurate analog horror series:
“I’ve got a date with the man in the mirror!”
-Wreck-It Ralph
the man in mirror: (basicly say he'll kill you)
Wreck-It Ralph: so I said: *I'M GONNA WRECK IT*
truly the most ralph moment
I dont know why, but my head immediately went to Lego batman
Who doesn't skip leg day, BATMAN!
Mandela catalogue if it took place in Atlanta
as someone who lives in Yulee, (a town close to Atlanta) I can confirm yes, we indeed suplex anomalies
Yeah, as someone in the general area around it, yeah.
😭😭😭
Fat ass cops included.
As someone who’s spent a good deal of their life around Atlanta, can confirm, this is the vibe.
The Mandela Catalogue but it's in Detroit
Can't have shit in Detroit smh😔
@@ProfessionalEpic1488 the alternates said that
@@ProfessionalEpic1488 -the alternates when they cant eat some guy
FRRRR
The idea of Mandela catalogue but instead of dying people just physically assult the alternates is an amazing concept
I want this to become and actual thing
"fuck the anomalies man. They are anthropomorphic enough to get *slammed"*
"fuck" the anomalies? let me get the lube.
mandela catalogue if it was set in the Madness Combat universe
edit: aint no way the comment i put almost no effort into has 800 likes, when will it end this is a really crappy comment💀💀💀
I gotchu
[YTP] Madness Catalogue
ahhh yes, The Nevada Catalogue. my favourite shit by [insert madness animator here]
I INJECT THE MADNESS OST INTO MY VEEEIIINS!
Probably bad for my health... worse for theirs
mandela catalogue if it was set in fallout (everyone and their mother has a plasma or energy weapon for some reason)
Last step is to do what comes natural
"No I don't owe you $20 I'm a horrific shape-shifting monst-" "WHERES MY MONEY KYLE?!" *Chokeslams demonic entity*
Human when they realize they are primates that have survived countless dangerous beasts in history
You wanna know how us humans became the undisputed apex predators on this planet? How about I give you a demonstration
Gonna use those throwing arms that gave us the projectile weapon advantage over the entire animal kingdom here to put a rock through an alternate's dome.
Keep going pls haha
Shoulda used bill cosby for the "will probably drug you" bit.
“United States Department of Woop Ass” is such an out-of-pocket name and I can’t stop cracking up reading it again and again! Grant them more funding!
The best analog horror I’ve ever seen, truly this is the perfection that people strive for frfr 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
That "run up behind them 😏" is 😵
*I know you wanna*
@@xxizcrilexlxx1505 sadly I want women on my "D", I just wanted to be happy, not gay 😔
@@xxizcrilexlxx1505*how the fuck did you know*
Would
@@Quintaviousdinglenut420 samee
"Don't be a bitch" is the best defense in any situation.
On Jah.
This is how you do horror. No jumpscares, no creepy sounds, just pure fear.
fearless*
Pure fear from the alternates.
Alternate? You’re not good enough to be my alternate.
I’LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!
I'LL EAT THOSE WORDS YOU MAKE
“Gotta train suplex first” Gabriel
The anomalous horrors may be beyond my comprehension, but they're not beyond catching these hands.
The mandela catalog if they realise these guy relied on your fear and that you can fight them :
'If I can touch it, I can slap it away.'
-someone probably
Nah imma get mad freaky on the alternate 👅
@@lolliii5477 "If I can touch it, I can _touch_ it."
USDWA is now my favorite US organization 😂
we need it
0:44 Nah ain't no way you asking us to get freaky with the anomalies 💀
It's about establishing dominance.
@@Mongoosesummonerits gonna get dominance alright
“I likes yah, and I wants yah”
@@julialungan4722wrong kind 💀💀
Worth.
Mandela Catalogue if it took place in the hood:
with faith and perseverance, we may parry the horrors
*Brutal*
+PARRY
+OVERKILL
@@lolliii5477
+DISRESPECT
+TRICKSHOT
*_+ARSENAL_*
*_+NAILBOMBED_*
*_+CONDUCTOR_*
*_+KILL_*
so called "monster" when I pull down my pants
"You will witness true horror."
@@gimmeyourrights8292
*experience true horror
@@bobjones5370 No she says witness.
@@gimmeyourrights8292 i did not stutter
@@bobjones5370 oh
Mandela catalog in the hood would be a much different story
0:52 this is when i stopped feeling bad for the a$$holes.
0:35 HOLD UP
How to solve the Mandella catalog:
One: get strapped
Two: invite catalog deviant to fuck around
Three: install proper ventilation.
An alternate’s fate after invading someone who lost 10 ranked games. (They couldn’t break anything because everything’s expensive)
Btw this applies to all horror scenarios if you aren’t a coward
United states department of woop ass has me crying 😭😭😭😭
Bro I was *immediately* weak barely a second into the video!
"just lock you're house, close the house, don't be stupid"
Horror movie characters:"I'll pretend I never saw that"
"If one of these things break into you're house, KICK THEIR ASS,RUN UP BEHIND THEM AND SUPLEX THE SHIT OUTTA THEM,don't be a bitch, I believe in you :)" is my favorite line from this
I think this would canonically legitimately beat the thing from the Mandela catalog
Words cannot describe how happy this makes me feel. The department of whoop ass believed in me :)
They always will :)
"Alternate? The only thing alternating here are your joints that i'll be dislocating"
The so-called doppelgangers of the Mandela catalog after I treat them to the Smith & Wesson special
This is one of the only “analog horror be like” videos on UA-cam that I’ve actually found funny. You actually used the format in a funny way that isn’t just meme spam with no rhyme or reason. Well done!
Alternate: tries to give me MAD
Me: inputs the giant swing grab command and starts speaking in jaguar
*People starts chanting King in the background*
I'm so ready for an analog horror where humanity is treated like the apex predator that we truly are.
So true
If I break into a house and hear “Prepare Thyself” I would leave right then and there
See an Alternate in my home.
"Uh oh! Bad decision, Gabriel."
The Detroit catalogue 💀
Mandela catalogue in the hood 😭😭😭💀🔥🔥🗣🗣
This Is what happens if the girl from the ring breaks into my house
"I dont have an image for this"
Bill Cosby and Cardi B: So I guess we just dont exist, huh?
I forgot they existed
0:35 figured it would have been here somewhere, weird.
I love how this would canonically solve mandela catalogue as they can't prey on fear.
Well, he's inside my home.
*In a minute he's gonna be on the walls*
Mandela catalogue if it went against a racist household with war vets:
0:43 bro got that minos prime JUDGEMENT aah kick
Ahh.. free.. at last
@@Raptorworks _presses the key with _*_esc_*_ written on it_
@@lolliii5477CRUSH-
@@lolliii5477 *_Heaven Pierce Her-Order_*_ starts playing_
This would work agaisnt alternates
Alternate: im in your walls
Me: you're already in position and my FISTS are hungry!
0:44 "so true bestie *pegs you*"
:(
imagine if this was the Mimic survival tutorial for Vita Carnis
1:10 **barfing noises**
The best part is all this info could work in MC, AND EFFECTIVELY TOO
Wendigooner awfully quiet since this one dropped
Now I do wanna see Wendigoon's reaction
“Don’t be a bitch” and “Lay off the synthetic weed” That shit got me rolling right now omg 😂
It’d be hilarious if this was a canon PSA in the Mandela Catalogue universe. Like some asshole decided to make fun of the PSAs and then spread misinformation 😭
The irony is that this disinformation is actually the best survival strategy. Can’t be afraid of something if you’re on meth and have chosen violence
I love the Mandela catalogue but this is just a beautiful piece of art
“Who have we been praying to all this time”
"i dunno, prob a wuss"
I been praying to Hulk Hogan
imagine an alternate appears and this dude just stands up and suplexes them, Gabriel would loose it
the "probably drug you" part should have had them all sitting on a couch together smoking🤣
The enclave radio just makes it better lol
Gabriel when I pull out 0.72¢ worth of pocket change: 💀
*Mandella Gabriel fucking dies to a thirsty robot*
We conquered this planet through our ability to run and our ability to throw increasingly complicated rocks. We will handle these anomalies no differently.
Literally also how you would beat the Alternates in Mandela Catalogue.
Just don't be a b'tch. It's that easy.
We believe in you :)
This is by far the funniest mandela catalog parody I've seen
The anomaly that folowed me home after it triggerd my ww2 anti personal mine that ive put in my front door 😮
God both shivers and nods in pride, watching his own creation obliterate each other brutally in the battle of survival.
The rizz sound effect 😂
0:30 Average instagram user:
SO TRUE
Mandela Catalogue but it's set on the world of Baki
...where the hell is “Baki”?
@@lolliii5477
The most insane fighting Manga you've ever seen.
Gabriels vs Yujiro.
"Why would I fear something beneath me?"
Bruh these alternates never have a CHANNCEEEEEE😭
Yujiro is about to teach Gabriel about the woman within him
Mandela Catalog except Archangel Michael decided to give humanity a helping hand
Mandela catalogue if the characters had wrinkles in their brains:
That time I cried in middle school lunch over being called skinny is about to become extremely useful.
If you made this as a series with a consistent plot-line but each episode parodies the style of different analog horror series and rips on them, I would watch it
Hmmm, that is a good idea
"It's inside my house, and I'm corny... It's looking mad breedable rn..."
😨
“I came looking for booty”
This sounds like a tape made for the monsters
"how the hell am i ugly we look the same!"
"You're black."