The Norwegian Crusade: Explained (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • @luker3752
    @luker3752 4 роки тому +10071

    One thing not mentioned was Sigurd was 18 years old when he set sail, and betrothed to a princess, further reinforcing the idea that this was just a massive holiday with the lads before settling down

    • @gufosufo337
      @gufosufo337 4 роки тому +928

      Reasonable

    • @qualitycroissant8527
      @qualitycroissant8527 4 роки тому +759

      The ultimate stag do

    • @luked2115
      @luked2115 4 роки тому +80

      Why hello there...

    • @iverkjellkken6569
      @iverkjellkken6569 4 роки тому +659

      Now that is what I call a Bachelor party. War, Plunder and Adventure.

    • @princevesperal
      @princevesperal 4 роки тому +448

      @@iverkjellkken6569 whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... but if you have your bachelor party in the Holy Land, you get to call it a pilgrimage!

  • @anis8879
    @anis8879 5 років тому +8730

    I like how he casually gives his boats to the Emperor of Constantinople and heads back home on land, what a dude

    • @GardEngebretsen
      @GardEngebretsen 5 років тому +1488

      In reality he traded his ships for horses and supplies for the overland route. Also, a portion of his army enlisted into the Varangian Guard.

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 4 роки тому +340

      Sigurd the walker!

    • @borkbork3513
      @borkbork3513 4 роки тому +214

      Chad move

    • @airzorne
      @airzorne 4 роки тому +214

      Emperor of the Romans*

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 4 роки тому +418

      Venice/Crusaders *Sack Constantinople and almost Destroy the Byzantine Emperor*
      King Sigurd To the Byzantine Empire *YALL WANT SOME BOATS?!?!?*

  • @corporalzeph2518
    @corporalzeph2518 5 років тому +7518

    I'm pretty sure this was just an excuse for a Mediterranean vacation

    • @dogefeedproductions410
      @dogefeedproductions410 5 років тому +324

      Don’t reveal the secrets of history

    • @james_baker
      @james_baker 5 років тому +130

      Does sound like a Thomas Cook trip.

    • @james_baker
      @james_baker 5 років тому +251

      Especially the walking home part

    • @a6s3
      @a6s3 5 років тому +91

      Not all that different to to northern europeans going to the med today really.

    • @rickard7031
      @rickard7031 5 років тому +89

      Am scandinavian, can confirm that we do love our Mediterranean vacations.

  • @mafiousbj
    @mafiousbj 4 роки тому +6607

    Wow, he was indeed succesful! He:
    - Didn´t die on his way to Jerusalem and actually reached it
    - Wasn´t deposed or betrayed at home
    - Didn´t betray other crusaders or crusader leaders (just a little bit of pillaging in Spain)
    - Didn´t do anything stupid at Constantinople
    - Departed home by sea and returned by land getting to know many territories in the process
    - Made a succesful return trip back home to brag about his achievement and enjoy his fame!
    (By First Crusade standards this guy was a prodigy!)

    • @Alusnovalotus
      @Alusnovalotus 4 роки тому +401

      No worries. Spain deserved it.

    • @davidroberts7282
      @davidroberts7282 4 роки тому +290

      It's long been a trend among many Scandinavians historically as far back as the Viking Age and probably before that and certainly now that they are innately curious, very intelligent, knowledgable, hard-working, but many are encouraged to see as much of the world as possible. I've met many people from Denmark, Norway, Sweden, even Finland that are well-traveled and have visited, experienced, and described in vivid details the sites, cities, countries, continents they've been too. New Zealanders and Aussies have some of that same adventurous spirit as well as many Germans.

    • @heretustay
      @heretustay 4 роки тому +102

      I want a movie or tv show about this guy. Especially as he was so young when he started, could be a fun adventure tale

    • @AgentDanielCross
      @AgentDanielCross 4 роки тому +54

      Dare i say, Absolute Mad Lad

    • @mafiousbj
      @mafiousbj 4 роки тому +85

      @@davidroberts7282 having shared a house for over a year with a Dane i agree with that.
      But that desire to travel is not innate to them from birth, it comes from the open mindedness which is cultivated by their education and upbringing.
      People from any country can be like that but it's true Nordic people share those values more :)

  • @AlAtaqueGaming
    @AlAtaqueGaming 5 років тому +4166

    "So he agreed to leave peaceful... just kidding he sacked the city and stole the food". Ahh, viking stuff, ammaright?

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 5 років тому +144

      How does it go, you can take the Viking out of Norway...

    • @cadens.308
      @cadens.308 5 років тому +224

      Can take the Norseman out of paganism but you can’t take the paganism out of a Norseman

    • @nedimbajgoric2909
      @nedimbajgoric2909 5 років тому +13

      Al Ataque Gaming more like crusader stuff

    • @scrunk845
      @scrunk845 5 років тому +4

      nedh amirite

    • @cv4809
      @cv4809 5 років тому +42

      @@jonbaxter2254 ...but can't take the Viking out of the Norwegian

  • @Mirokuofnite
    @Mirokuofnite 5 років тому +4382

    Sigurd: Viking raid to the Holy Land!
    Pope: No.
    Sigurd: Oh, um Crusade?
    Pope: *nods*

    • @morganrobinson8042
      @morganrobinson8042 4 роки тому +160

      The difference is they type of boats.

    • @Laotzu.Goldbug
      @Laotzu.Goldbug 4 роки тому +207

      @@morganrobinson8042 Crusade Boats™ replace the dragon-head usual found on Raiding Boats™ with an angle-figure, _very important_ difference

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 4 роки тому +9

      @@Laotzu.Goldbug SO they replace the dragon, a symbol for Satan, with an angel, another symbol for Satan, the king of fallen ANGELS. The guy on the "Christ"mas tree is Satan by the way, and laying presents at his feet is symbolic devil worship. See more in "Proof Satan Rules The World Ergo The Bible is Right." Over 3,000 slides of evidence.

    •  4 роки тому +58

      @@scintillam_dei Can't you just leave and not try to enforce your religion and views upon history, this video, comments and all the people of planet earth through all time?
      Nidhögg isn't "satan" but he is gnawing on the roots of Yggdrasil. So he is so to say the force/being which try to destroy it all. But he's not satan as this is Norse gods, creatures and mythology now Jewish.
      As for the second part that would also be wrong because surely not all angels are fallen angels?
      And as for presents at-least here in Sweden where Jul predates Christianity the original meaning of Julklapp which is what the presents are called wasn't presents under the Christmas tree it was a prank on the neighbours where the kids ran around knocking onto people's doors and then opened threw in a prank gift typically with a writing on it. So it wasn't the modern style. To bring in a decorated tree was a thing German Christians came up with. But various plants have had mythological meanings before too.
      Our origin isn't middle-eastern monotheistic and much of our traditions aren't either.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 4 роки тому +3

      @ No one is forced to read what I say. You can skim or skip entirely, so you misused the word "enforce" to portray me negatively in a strawman fallacy.

  • @HellbirdIV
    @HellbirdIV 5 років тому +3060

    Europe: Make Scandianvia Christian so they stop Viking all over Christian Europe
    Sigurd: *Goes Viking all over Islamic Europe*
    Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @piggyblitz4404
      @piggyblitz4404 4 роки тому +74

      Somali Kid yeah but The Christians did it to so really these Vikings were perfect crusaders.

    • @haitamc5611
      @haitamc5611 4 роки тому +30

      He attacked christian Iberia not andalucia lol.

    • @GoldsteinShekelbergSwartz
      @GoldsteinShekelbergSwartz 4 роки тому +78

      @@haitamc5611 Well they fought with the muslim navies of Suther Andelucia and won a few battels at seas against them. They did ofcurse land in Suther Spain because then they would be outnumbered by the muslims.
      Since the muslims navies got defeated by the Crusders the Christian navies was not so heavy outnumbered as before, improving their situasion on the water.

    • @Sam_Guevenne
      @Sam_Guevenne 4 роки тому +2

      nazi spotted

    • @climax050
      @climax050 4 роки тому +49

      Hey at least no one can accuse them of being biased their raids were rated E for everyone 😂😂

  • @Fishmanglitz
    @Fishmanglitz 5 років тому +6516

    So a bunch of Christian Vikings went to the Mediterranean beat up a bunch of Spaniards, killed some pirates, and partied with the Byzantine emperor. We need a historical comedy about this Hollywood. Screw another reboot I want my Holy Vikings movie.

    • @MPHJackson7
      @MPHJackson7 5 років тому +294

      I'd watch that

    • @LANSl0t
      @LANSl0t 5 років тому +376

      Directed by Monty Python

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 5 років тому +301

      @@arcticocean9106 Generally yeah, but there were some Viking pirates that were christian.
      It must also be noted that King Canute who conquered England in the early 11th century was also christian.

    • @RedKrossSquad
      @RedKrossSquad 5 років тому +266

      @@arcticocean9106 Viking was something one did. Not a religion. The religion is as we call it Norse Pagan.

    • @Chr0n0s38
      @Chr0n0s38 5 років тому +43

      @@RedKrossSquad Today's practitioners call it Asatru.

  • @StickWithTrigger
    @StickWithTrigger 5 років тому +5448

    “Frederick Barbarossa”
    *drowning*
    Lmao you did not have to do him like that

    • @willkp50
      @willkp50 5 років тому +229

      He had to do him like that - Fred Barbarossa

    • @CoffeeSuccubus
      @CoffeeSuccubus 5 років тому +220

      Its what happens when your fat and have heavy armour

    • @Δούρειος_96
      @Δούρειος_96 5 років тому +156

      @@CoffeeSuccubus and have no idea how to swim

    • @elvolvasky69
      @elvolvasky69 5 років тому +135

      Was old over 70s weak by the March and with heavy armor 🙈

    • @pseudonym9599
      @pseudonym9599 5 років тому +56

      It needed to be done, for my personal entertainment.

  • @Tutorp
    @Tutorp 3 роки тому +544

    Fun fact: As a Norwegian, I've never heard Sigurd I described as "the Crusader". Up here, he's known as "Jorsalfare", literally "Jerusslem-farer". Which I suppose might actually be an old Norwegian term for crusader...

    • @readingking1421
      @readingking1421 2 роки тому +33

      That is so much better than 'the Crusader'.

    • @DPRK_Best_Korea
      @DPRK_Best_Korea Рік тому +12

      That just indicates that he travelled to Jerusalem.

    • @Tutorp
      @Tutorp Рік тому +10

      @@DPRK_Best_Korea Yes, that is what I've always assumed as well. I mean, that's literally what it means, so... But I started wondering if he got that name not so much for traveling to as for going on a crusade to Jerusalem. I don't know, though.

    • @alanpennie
      @alanpennie Рік тому +7

      ​@@DPRK_Best_Korea
      It's possible that technically he wasn't a crusader.
      In later years a royal crusade needed to be declared by The Pope so that the crusading king could impose a special tax on his clergy (which they had to pay for fear of excommunication) and give his soldiers a plenary indulgence (which allowed them to kill anyone they liked without having to do penance).
      However I'm not sure these rules existed before The Second Crusade and even if they did Norway was on the periphery of the Christian world, with a poor, weak Church, so they might not have seemed all that relevant.

    • @alanpennie
      @alanpennie Рік тому +7

      So it may be that this was a grand pilgrimage which involved lots of fighting because Sigurd was a Viking.

  • @pantherace1000
    @pantherace1000 5 років тому +1224

    "and continued the trend of seaborne Norsemen showing up and just taking what they wanted"
    that's awesome

    • @aaronosborne4906
      @aaronosborne4906 5 років тому +28

      @White Brad Bad Thats actually a good point that i had never thought about. We had the Romans, the Vikings, the Normans and proabably others all land and take over large parts if not all of England at one time or another. Maybe waaaaayyy back the idea of being the conquerors instead of the conquered took root and we proceeded to tear shit up as best we could so that it couldn't happen to us again.
      What i am saying is the UK taking control over 25% of the planet is...ALL THEIR FAULT FOR BULLYING US YEARS AGO!!!
      We DEMAND REPARATIONS!!!!
      Just kidding! :)

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 5 років тому +4

      @@aaronosborne4906 i mean you have like half the world's gold i would say that is reparation enough?

    • @aaronosborne4906
      @aaronosborne4906 5 років тому +18

      @@cageybee7221 I just checked my bank account and...no, I don't have half the worlds gold. But if you want to send me some that would be great! ;)

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 5 років тому +1

      @@aaronosborne4906 hey dumbass i was referring to britain as a nation not you personally. use *context clues* before typing dumb shit next time.

    • @aaronosborne4906
      @aaronosborne4906 5 років тому +14

      @@cageybee7221 Noooooo Really!!!
      I never would of guessed!!!!!
      Kinda like you taking my first post seriously even though at the end is says "Just kidding" .
      so.....USE CONTEXT CLUSES BEFORE TYPING DUMB SHIT NEXT TIME!!
      P.S Don't like your own comment, it make you look even dumber :)

  • @dionadair8195
    @dionadair8195 3 роки тому +226

    Dang, that’s actually a pretty decent crusade.
    -Keeps his men fed
    -Takes care of some pirates
    -Helps capture and important city
    -Gives his ships to the Byzantine Emperor in a total bro move
    -Gets a cool nickname and widespread fame as a result

  • @karmo1629
    @karmo1629 5 років тому +2876

    Everybody gangsta till the *Norwegians* pull up to the holy land

    • @vikingman5384
      @vikingman5384 5 років тому +20

      Hell yeah

    • @IlluminatorBoiiii
      @IlluminatorBoiiii 5 років тому +64

      ODIN VIL DET

    • @notfitforhumanconsumption2507
      @notfitforhumanconsumption2507 5 років тому +47

      I now have a mental image of Varg Vikernes showing up in medieval knight armour and beating up arabs

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 5 років тому +9

      @@notfitforhumanconsumption2507 As long as you're imagining chain mail, that's fine. But the iconic full-body plate armour didn't come until later. Late Viking arms and armour was pretty similar to early Crusader flair. (By the way, I didn't get your reference, so I'm clearly missing out on some history themed drama or comedy)

    • @illyrian9976
      @illyrian9976 4 роки тому +11

      @@jeffbenton6183 Okay nerd

  • @enrico.beltrao
    @enrico.beltrao 5 років тому +2185

    Balearic pirates: Come at me, you can’t touch this
    Norwegians: You think piracy is your ally? I was born in it

    • @Somewhat-Evil
      @Somewhat-Evil 5 років тому +193

      Balearic pirates: "We're the greatest pirates ever!"
      King Sigurd: "Hold my beer while I deal with these posers."

    • @lordchickenhawk
      @lordchickenhawk 5 років тому +110

      @@Somewhat-Evil ...hold my mead?

    • @Leonardo-or1ll
      @Leonardo-or1ll 5 років тому +43

      I didn’t know civilization until the 9th century. By then it was nothing but boring

    • @stunner9005
      @stunner9005 5 років тому +50

      “I will drink from your skull” -Norwegian crusaders

    • @sars910
      @sars910 5 років тому +117

      Norwegian Raider : I was born in it. Moulded by it. I didn't earn a coin fairly until I was already a man. And by then, it was nothing but taxing.

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD 3 роки тому +490

    Sigurd's cruise, sight seeing in England, Spain, Turkey, Holy Land with a bit of pirate killing in between

  • @hampusknutsson3704
    @hampusknutsson3704 3 роки тому +241

    Making your viking ancestors proud and still be a good Christian, now that is an achievement

  • @Torus2112
    @Torus2112 5 років тому +846

    Pirates: We're pretty good at raiding you know
    Vikings: Hello there

    • @GlidusFlowers
      @GlidusFlowers 5 років тому +41

      General Sigurd, you are a cold one.

    • @FRODIII
      @FRODIII 5 років тому +5

      They were no longer vikings at that point

    • @Marcusjnmc
      @Marcusjnmc 5 років тому +32

      @@FRODIII '.' I mean, their crusade was practically a long distance virking

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 5 років тому +2

      Pirates are still out there doing their thing. Vikings are a crappy tv show.

    • @collectorduck9061
      @collectorduck9061 5 років тому

      @@Marcusjnmc no

  • @Rorschachinstein
    @Rorschachinstein 3 роки тому +447

    Sigurd: I wanna do some viking stuff
    Europe: No, we don't do that here
    Sigurd: *slaps a cross on his boat*
    Europe: I think he found the loophole

  • @MrDuckTrollson
    @MrDuckTrollson 5 років тому +685

    Pillage, plunder, crusading we often get those mixed up here in the North

    • @kinanshmahell8065
      @kinanshmahell8065 5 років тому +11

      LivingBiscuit it was very common at the time

    • @esbenandersen5706
      @esbenandersen5706 5 років тому +28

      Denmark tried to do some crusading in both Pommerania (Wendish Crusade) and Estonia (Estonian Crusade). Because of a tragic mixup we accidentally burnt down some Pommeranian cities, looted everything not nailed down and put up shop for decades.

    • @MrDuckTrollson
      @MrDuckTrollson 5 років тому +17

      @@esbenandersen5706 Accidents happens

    • @Sabrowsky
      @Sabrowsky 5 років тому +4

      Doesnt help the word Viking could mean either a trading trip, a conquering campaign or a raiding expedition.

    • @diazinth
      @diazinth 4 роки тому +7

      @@Sabrowsky you can condense that to "aquisition of wealth and resources"

  • @luxborealis
    @luxborealis 5 років тому +1711

    Broke: Being peaceful for Jesus
    Woke: Raiding for Thor
    Bespoke: Raiding for Jesus!

    • @juhotorppa9280
      @juhotorppa9280 5 років тому +26

      Actually made me laugh 😂

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 5 років тому +34

      @Richard Wilson more like deus vault....

    • @zurita1642
      @zurita1642 5 років тому +10

      Perfect Norwegian balance.

    • @theemirofjaffa2266
      @theemirofjaffa2266 4 роки тому +5

      They also did turn upside down the Christian cross into Thor's hammer, depending on the situation.

    • @hexmaster6267
      @hexmaster6267 4 роки тому +5

      @Richard Wilson deus vult Valhalla!

  • @boomerdwayne5427
    @boomerdwayne5427 5 років тому +479

    Imagine chilling with your pirate buddies and suddenly the king of one of the world's most famous seafaring warrior nations shows up to ruin your Mediterranean holiday

    • @antonstiensen3020
      @antonstiensen3020 3 роки тому +12

      Here we just call this tourists nowadays.

    • @knavecapricorn1537
      @knavecapricorn1537 3 роки тому +3

      @@antonstiensen3020 lol rip

    • @TheOystei
      @TheOystei 3 роки тому +5

      I mean, it was Sigurd and his crew that was on holliday, not his fautl the pirates where to weak to party Viking style

  • @micha0585
    @micha0585 5 років тому +216

    1:20 germanic people visiting the balearic islands
    some things just never change

    • @LOLquendoTV
      @LOLquendoTV 5 років тому +34

      Probably with about the same consumption of alcohol, quantity wise

    • @orestpaja2531
      @orestpaja2531 5 років тому +40

      Vandals : First time ?

    • @grafvonscyth2928
      @grafvonscyth2928 3 роки тому +5

      Vandalism intensifies

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 2 роки тому

      @@grafvonscyth2928 Vandals Vacantly Vassalized there Vineyards only to then Vacation at Carthage as a Vocation to screw over the Romans like a bunch of Varmit Vagrant Vultures!

  • @WizzardJC
    @WizzardJC 5 років тому +354

    OMG, Norwegians came to Britain & didn't sack it? must have been an off day for them...🤔

    • @davidhouseman4328
      @davidhouseman4328 5 років тому +41

      A bit far south for the Norwegians, they preferred sacking the Scots to the English.

    • @GlidusFlowers
      @GlidusFlowers 5 років тому +1

      shaun king
      Rape the cows? Source?
      These were humans mind you
      Anyhow, the Brits kicked us Norsemen out of Britain, with only cultural influences being left.

    • @GlidusFlowers
      @GlidusFlowers 5 років тому

      shaun king
      Sorry, haven’t seen or heard of it, my mistake

    • @SegaDream131
      @SegaDream131 5 років тому +2

      Bigger plunder was on the horizon....

    • @davidhouseman4328
      @davidhouseman4328 5 років тому

      @troll oracle I'm not Welsh... why do you ask?

  • @franciscomm7675
    @franciscomm7675 5 років тому +254

    Sigurd the crusader is also famous for failing to leave a clear line of sucession, as he only had ilegitimate children. When he died in 1130, the civil war era began and only ended in 1240

    • @misterStevePikk
      @misterStevePikk 5 років тому +49

      English historian who lived in 1200s wrote about Norway in this time:
      " ... for more than a century back, although the succession of kings there had been rapid, yet none of them had ended his days by age or sickness, but all had perished by the sword, leaving the dignity of empire to their assassins as their lawful successors; so that, indeed, the expression, "Hast thou killed, and also taken possession?" [cf. 1 Kings 21:19] may seem to apply to all who reigned there for so long a space of time."

    • @GangeHrolfr
      @GangeHrolfr 5 років тому +31

      Sigurd was a good king tho. Denmark and Sweden did much to spark the civil war, they funded a variety of groups and pretenders. Such a shame, things were going well before the civil war, which was probably the longest civil war era in history as far as I know.

    • @12D_D21
      @12D_D21 3 роки тому +5

      I guess when you have this guy you win some, you lose some.
      On one hand, he’s lack of heir made a long civil war happen in his country.
      On the other hand, Crusader Viking.

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 3 роки тому +3

      @@12D_D21 And mostly peaceful, smart, good crusader viking.

    • @deiansalazar140
      @deiansalazar140 3 роки тому +2

      @@GangeHrolfr The Warring States Period and Spring and Autumn Period were longer.

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky 5 років тому +542

    *me about a minute in* "What? A crusader who treated his hosts with courtesy and didn't sack any christian lands along the way? I must say, by Crusade standards this is going pretty we-"
    1:06
    "Ah. Yeah, now we're back on brand."

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 5 років тому +57

      *cries in Constantinople*

    • @DrRiq
      @DrRiq 5 років тому +3

      lmao

    • @rileybanks1191
      @rileybanks1191 5 років тому +86

      Why let a little sacking of Christian lands get in the way of a good crusade?

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 5 років тому +23

      atleast he didn't attack Constantinople.....

    • @TheGeneralGrievous19
      @TheGeneralGrievous19 4 роки тому +8

      Second, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, Eight and Ninth didn't sack any christian land along the way by any means.

  • @charlesbrooks94
    @charlesbrooks94 5 років тому +707

    Let’s not kid ourselves, Sigurd and his men were just Christian Vikings 😂

    • @ProtomanButCallMeBlues
      @ProtomanButCallMeBlues 5 років тому +97

      Huscral: Wait? are we fighting? pilgrimage? raiding? crusading? It says here we're freeing slaves. what are we doing?
      Sigurd: yes.

    • @archsteel7
      @archsteel7 5 років тому +46

      Let's not kid ourselves, Crusaders were mostly just Christian Vikings.

    • @historian252
      @historian252 5 років тому +3

      @@archsteel7 They weren't.

    • @archsteel7
      @archsteel7 5 років тому +36

      @@historian252 You're right, it's pretty unfair to compare Vikings to the Crusaders. After all, Vikings never committed mass cannibalism.

    • @historian252
      @historian252 5 років тому +7

      @@archsteel7 The Crusaders only did it out of survival necessity once even though it is wrong. The Vikings no doubt practiced obscene and horrible practices.

  • @NateBlade17
    @NateBlade17 Рік тому +3

    I love the silent little "Hooray!" Soundeffect at 2:02😊

  • @anttibjorklund1869
    @anttibjorklund1869 5 років тому +417

    *Shows Fredrick Barbarossa drowning*
    That's exactly the sort of _dry_ humour I subscribed for XD

    • @anthonyteasley3837
      @anthonyteasley3837 5 років тому +29

      Well in this case it's wet humor I'd say

    • @merlynjep
      @merlynjep 5 років тому +22

      @@anthonyteasley3837 That's some really low-hanging fruit you went for there, you should be ashamed. Also you beat me too it.

    • @laurenceraran4027
      @laurenceraran4027 5 років тому +3

      Too early man, 900 years too early.

    • @GenkiGanbare
      @GenkiGanbare 4 роки тому +5

      You know who isn't dry?
      Frederick Barbarossa

    • @agulol6492
      @agulol6492 3 роки тому +2

      @@merlynjep yeah it is low hanging, as low as Barbarossa was (yes i did just answer to this 1 year old comment)

  • @mcsweatshop
    @mcsweatshop 5 років тому +166

    “My favorite part about visiting the Middle East was going to Ibiza.”

    • @karlosdeevs
      @karlosdeevs 4 роки тому +2

      I was searching night & day for that comment!

  • @harryjackson3867
    @harryjackson3867 5 років тому +66

    Loved the Friedrich Barbarossa part

    • @NinjaOfHorizon
      @NinjaOfHorizon 5 років тому +7

      Barbossa: *drowns coz he forgot he can't swim*

    • @Siegbert85
      @Siegbert85 5 років тому +4

      @@NinjaOfHorizon He most likely had a stroke or something. I'm sure he knew how to cross a river having fought wars in foreign lands all his life.

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 років тому +241

    Next you'll be telling me that the Vikings went on the first crusade as well

    • @ElBandito
      @ElBandito 5 років тому +76

      Normans, who went to the first crusade, were descendants of Vikings.

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 5 років тому +22

      @@ElBandito i think he knew that

    • @Damo2690
      @Damo2690 5 років тому +9

      @@ElBandito A lot of Anglo Saxons were there too, they didn't have much to do anymore and were bored

    • @frenchguitarguy1091
      @frenchguitarguy1091 5 років тому +11

      Generally vikings worship pagan gods, but if you tell him about the loot the end result will be the same

    • @Henrik46
      @Henrik46 5 років тому +3

      @@frenchguitarguy1091 Why are you using the present tense? You know there aren't any Vikings left, right? As Norwegians, we figured it was much better to get rich from oil than raiding innocent people all over Europe.

  • @0That_Guy0
    @0That_Guy0 3 роки тому +25

    As a Norwegian, I am disappointed in our history curriculum for not including this mad lad. I had never heard if him!

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 3 місяці тому +1

      Have you never heard of Sigurd Jorsalafar?
      I heard of him when I was in school. Although, to be fair, this video was probably longer and more detailed than what I learned in school.
      Still, he is one of the more well known Norwegian kings.

    • @0That_Guy0
      @0That_Guy0 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Tjalve70 I suppose I can't definitively say we didn't hear about him in school, but I can't remember learning about him.
      Which to me made it a little weird when hearing about him here, because the crusades were a favourite historical topic of mine back in school, next to world war 1&2.
      Obviously I wasn't much of a researcher back then, having missed this guy of all people.

  • @SamuriLemonX18
    @SamuriLemonX18 5 років тому +18

    Your choice of semi obscure but still incredibly interesting topics consistently amazes me

  • @jamesmacdonald1116
    @jamesmacdonald1116 5 років тому +67

    'beware of greeks baring gifts'
    nah: beware of Norsemen arriving in boats

  • @owenschafer4750
    @owenschafer4750 5 років тому +7

    0:12 Running through the field of dasies is my favorite part of this channel

  • @mateuscaldeira-brantaraujo227
    @mateuscaldeira-brantaraujo227 5 років тому +232

    Me: Starts campaign as Haraldr Fairhair in CK2
    History Matters: Oh boy, I've something that will interest you.

    • @iliatchaplinski
      @iliatchaplinski 5 років тому +29

      The History Matters and Crusader Kings fan bases probably have a lot of overlap.

    • @leonrenner8403
      @leonrenner8403 5 років тому +11

      Am I the only one who is fu*ked because CK2 is now running on 64 bit insteed of 32?

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 5 років тому +7

      @@leonrenner8403 I leave an F my Paradox brother

    • @shashwatsinha2704
      @shashwatsinha2704 4 роки тому

      @@leonrenner8403 Can't you revert the patch or something?

    • @nikosaurus4238
      @nikosaurus4238 3 роки тому

      Im related to that guy.

  • @dandy-lions5788
    @dandy-lions5788 5 років тому +82

    When you want that sweet "Crusader" trait

    • @kennethmoses4900
      @kennethmoses4900 3 роки тому +8

      Now, this is a reference only the gamers will understand

  • @fairhair1539
    @fairhair1539 4 роки тому +41

    I always think of King Sigurd I Magnusson "Jorsalfare"
    The world: Is the Viking age over yet?
    Norway: 5 more minutes..

    • @grafvonscyth2928
      @grafvonscyth2928 3 роки тому +3

      Or Ingvar the far travelled.
      "Ok Ingvar, we're christian now, so no more raiding and pillaging christian kingdoms"
      "Hmmm, that's fine. If Jesus says so, but... Iran's not Christian is it?"
      "..."
      "Go nuts"

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 5 років тому +16

    Sigurd always looks so damn happy, I love him

  • @Elongated_Muskrat
    @Elongated_Muskrat 5 років тому +106

    Basically a Viking pleasure cruise.

  • @xaviersaavedra7442
    @xaviersaavedra7442 5 років тому +75

    Sigud: You pirates ever heard of Vikings?
    Pirates: uhhh no
    Sigud: YOU HERAD EM BOYS LETS SHOW EM HOW IT'S DONE!

    • @ajax1475
      @ajax1475 5 років тому +3

      They probably did Vikings raided Spain

    • @SegaDream131
      @SegaDream131 5 років тому +2

      VIKINGS TO PIRATES......
      MOTHERFUCKERS TO FUCKERS.....
      A PALE REFLECTION TO THE FATHER OF CUT THROATS....

    • @zakback9937
      @zakback9937 5 років тому +4

      Vikings were raiding Iberia even a few centuries before this (raised both Christians and Muslim states alike).

  • @TheNathanacer
    @TheNathanacer 5 років тому +36

    I born and rise in Norway. And i have never learnd this during my time at school. It's a shame

    • @GangeHrolfr
      @GangeHrolfr 5 років тому +16

      There is much they won't teach us cuz patriotism is "dangerous and spooky".

    • @Gadavillers-Panoir
      @Gadavillers-Panoir 4 роки тому +8

      If only your Viking ancestors could see you now.

    • @MegaOgrady
      @MegaOgrady 4 роки тому +1

      Ib4 viking age 2.0 electric boogaloo happens

    • @floro7687
      @floro7687 4 роки тому +4

      Kommet gjennom norsk skole uten å ha hørt om Sigurd Jorsalfare?

    • @TheNathanacer
      @TheNathanacer 4 роки тому +1

      @@floro7687 Ja, ikke hørt om han. Skamfullt

  • @FunkedUpMadness
    @FunkedUpMadness 3 роки тому +3

    Bohemond and Tancred de hauteville are two that always come to mind, definitely my favorite crusaders

  • @PhilWood82
    @PhilWood82 5 років тому +79

    *Medieval history summed up in one sentence* : Sigurd agreed to leave peacefully and JUST KIDDING he sacked the city and stole all of the food anyway.

    • @palharaldrindal4871
      @palharaldrindal4871 2 роки тому +5

      I mean yea? Whats he suposed to do? Die?
      That was a slight against the throne of norway. His provisions were calculated based on being able to buy food.

  • @samueldocski4426
    @samueldocski4426 5 років тому +7

    Just recently found your channel, God knows how with UA-cam’s stupid algorithms, but I can truly say I’ve binged watched so many videos thus far. So good.
    Keep it up

  • @prstudios3256
    @prstudios3256 5 років тому +10

    1:11 "*Ship to scale"
    Of course, who would be crazy enough to think otherwise?

  • @masahjor
    @masahjor 5 років тому +23

    Turks: It’s Istanbul!
    Greeks: No it’s Constantinople!
    Norse: *MIKLAGÅRD*

  • @theinquisition7
    @theinquisition7 5 років тому +119

    Barbarossa: “cry me a river~”

  • @andrewaslakson5220
    @andrewaslakson5220 5 років тому +86

    The last time I was this early the North Sea Empire still existed

    • @ploppyploppy6554
      @ploppyploppy6554 5 років тому +7

      The crazy thing is Orkney was the capital .

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 роки тому +1

      The last time I was this early, Jesus was still sucking Judas Iscariot's dick❗

  • @Pikkabuu
    @Pikkabuu 4 роки тому +33

    Pirates high fiving and thinking that they are the scariest thing in the Mediterranean Sea. But then they get a chill but they don't know why...
    Next morning they see bunch of Vikings in ships adorned with the Crusaders cross and yelling "Gud vil det!".

    • @NinjaOfHorizon
      @NinjaOfHorizon 3 роки тому +7

      Goð villir þat (God wants it in old norse)

  • @antonsannestam6937
    @antonsannestam6937 3 роки тому +9

    One point about Sigurd's epithet: While it is often translated as "Crusader" the actual monicker (Jorsalafarare) simply means "person who journeyed to Jerusalem". A more accurate translation might be "Jerusalemfarer." This is partly where the uncertainty stems from whether or not he was journeying as a pilgrim for religious clout or as an actual crusader for military purposes.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 3 місяці тому +1

      To be fair, I don't know WHEN exactly the term "crusader" was coined. But this happened only about 10 years after the First Crusade. And when the pope called for the first crusade, he didn't use the word "crusade". He called it an "armed pilgrimage". So it is entirely possible that the term "crusade" didn't yet exist at the time of Sigurd's voyage to Jorsal.

  • @JoeSmith-sl9bq
    @JoeSmith-sl9bq 4 роки тому +13

    The thumbnail looks like two groups of people who were hanging out with a mutual friend and then that friend left and now they awkwardly look at one another, having nothing in common

  • @AssasiCraftYogUscus
    @AssasiCraftYogUscus 5 років тому +110

    The Pope: Crusade?
    King Sigurd: Viking Raid?
    The Pope: What no Crusade.
    King Sigurd: Gotchaaaaaaaaaaa Viking Raid!

    • @stunner9005
      @stunner9005 4 роки тому +9

      Holy Viking Raid?

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 4 роки тому +5

      @@stunner9005 Holy Viking CrusRaid.

  • @mikelnomikos
    @mikelnomikos 2 роки тому

    I love finding one of your vids I haven't seen before. It's like a reward.

  • @louisrelf5903
    @louisrelf5903 4 роки тому +7

    2:03 Just heard the sound bite in the background 😂

  • @danieltsiprun8080
    @danieltsiprun8080 4 роки тому +1

    I love all the small details like how you worte "this is a for jesus" on the Norwegian soilder shield.

  • @aaronmarks9366
    @aaronmarks9366 5 років тому +9

    This was great, I'd never heard of this event! Please do more medieval videos!

  • @AlexTrusk91
    @AlexTrusk91 3 роки тому +1

    When I feel down, I watch your old videos. When I'm feeling great, i watch your old videos.

  • @CaliRed1865
    @CaliRed1865 5 років тому +4

    What a fantastic little known story. Thank you very much for sharing it.

  • @bizzhat
    @bizzhat 2 роки тому +2

    fascinating!
    - also Barbarossa's depiction is just pure gold.

  • @mijanhoque1740
    @mijanhoque1740 5 років тому +13

    “Oh wow this going pretty well and different for a crusade” enters 1:06... “Ah shit here we go again”

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 Рік тому

      Well why would you piss him off?! He’s only a century out of being a Viking sure he’s being nice but that it self is a miracle

  • @alexanderchenf1
    @alexanderchenf1 5 років тому +18

    1:38 “Sigurd defeated all pirates there and stole their riches.”
    LOL!

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 2 роки тому +4

    Sigurd I also sieged Acre if I recalled correctly, along with Baldwin and another lord.
    Norwegians are fun...
    They also inadvertently *ahem' contributed to the start of the Falklands war, have the oldest continuous border in Europe, and recently got asked by the Queen of England to take care of a rampant reindeer herd on one of the now wildlife protected islands in South America...
    (Norwegian whalers were the first to colonize/settle/set up stations on most of these islands, as well as many in the caribbean under Denmark-Norway - by the way the Kalmar union was supposed to be ruled by Norwegian king Haakon VI but he "lost" all heirs and died so the Queen inherited the title and Sweden opted out, starting centuries of internal conflicts in Scandinavia)
    They also wanted to gift a mountain to Finland on her anniversary, but couldn't find a way around the constitution which bars any cessation of land

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 5 років тому +21

    Enough of these boats, let's walk home, across a continent.

  • @TheMercyfulEmperor
    @TheMercyfulEmperor 5 років тому +8

    Emperor Alexios I Komnenos makes his first appearance 🙌🏻

  • @-baltssemorhe-ileft5500
    @-baltssemorhe-ileft5500 5 років тому +37

    Could you do Shepherds'/Children's Crusade or Louis IX's attempts of crusade, or "the small war" or italian wars or partitions of poland?
    Sorry for so much suggestions, and im not sure if you use suggestions from youtube, but would be cool to see any of these

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 5 років тому

      I think there were several (at least attempted) childrens crusades, any particulars?

  • @leonrenner8403
    @leonrenner8403 5 років тому +7

    I think most people would agree that after this amazing video we want to see more from Friedrich Barbarossa, so pls do it!

  • @robertmoore6149
    @robertmoore6149 5 років тому +13

    New millennium, new Vikings.
    Slightly different motivation

  • @fiervechi9076
    @fiervechi9076 5 років тому +28

    Sugurd be like : I will combine christian pilgrimage with norse raids ,what could go wrong.

  • @voodoochild7778
    @voodoochild7778 4 роки тому +2

    Dude you are awesome.I wish high school history teachers would buy your vids to use at the beginning of a lessons.Hell i am 40 and cannot stop watching.
    Thanks for the laughs and refreshers.Keep up the outstanding work and i will hit up your patreon asap.

  • @willlasdf123
    @willlasdf123 5 років тому +9

    This takes "yaaaas party in Ibiza" to a whole another level!

  • @EurasiaOnYT
    @EurasiaOnYT 5 років тому +2

    So interesting! Thanks for the great video (and new information!)

  • @AlexandervanGessel
    @AlexandervanGessel 3 роки тому +6

    "Some debate whether this was a crusade or a pelgrimage"
    The first crusades were essentially armed pelgrimages to help the eastern christians, enforce the rights of christians in the holy land, and maybe conquer some stuff along the way, so I'm not sure that's a very meaningful distinction.

  • @SeamusMartin1
    @SeamusMartin1 4 роки тому +1

    Brilliant. Thank you. I had never heard of this before.

  • @turoblaxos
    @turoblaxos 5 років тому +32

    w8, did he actually gifted his ships to the emperor and departed peacefully? I was expecting u to say something like "Just kidding, he sacked the city and took the Emperor's ships as well in order help carry all his loot back home"

    • @swevixeh
      @swevixeh 5 років тому +5

      That would be the third crusade. Well, the Byzantine fleet along with nearly the entire empire.

    • @jett2688
      @jett2688 5 років тому +3

      Rodolf Nordmadr You mean the 4th crusade

    • @omologo95
      @omologo95 4 роки тому +2

      Ye. He left most of his army in the Byzantine Emperor's personal bodyguard, the Varangians, as well

    • @deciphertwentythree7726
      @deciphertwentythree7726 4 роки тому +1

      @@omologo95 What a chad haha

  • @Miamcoline
    @Miamcoline 4 роки тому

    Love these. Ace stuff and despite the short form, you never make inaccurate generalisations or horrendous syntax mistakes like other youtubers. Man after my own heart.

  • @bluemountain4181
    @bluemountain4181 5 років тому +27

    I'm surprised he didn't stop off in Rome to see the Pope since he was passing through the Med anyway

    • @luxborealis
      @luxborealis 5 років тому +14

      The Norwegians did not have very good relations with the Pope at this point, Scandinavia was part of the Europe-wide conflict between the Holy Roman Emperor and the Pope, and the Pope was backing Denmark.

    • @lostboy4207
      @lostboy4207 5 років тому

      @@luxborealis fuck the pope from a Spanish andlosian

    • @makky6239
      @makky6239 5 років тому +14

      @@lostboy4207 fuck you sarracen

    • @richardthomas5362
      @richardthomas5362 3 роки тому +1

      @@lostboy4207 I would rather not. I am heterosexual.

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 3 роки тому +2

      @@lostboy4207 f*** al andalus

  • @commiecrusader3064
    @commiecrusader3064 4 роки тому +2

    I love stories like these, some relatively unknown king doing something awesome!

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 5 років тому +59

    Fredrick Barbarossa: sees water.
    Drowns: insert sonic drowning sound.

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 4 роки тому +1

    I knew absolutely nothing of this.
    Thank you for making this video.

  • @The_Starfleet_Ensign
    @The_Starfleet_Ensign 5 років тому +13

    "and then being a decent enough man he left the city peacefully"
    Oh? I didn't expect that
    "Just kidding-"
    Ah I thought already.

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 3 роки тому

      Well old mate had to feed his army

  • @tonycb7996
    @tonycb7996 Рік тому +1

    This is excellent. Love the insights

  • @Lukebarca
    @Lukebarca 2 роки тому +7

    This guy really was badass. Still had a lot of Viking energy.

  • @chrisigoeb
    @chrisigoeb 5 років тому +1

    I absolutely love your vids, keep it up!!

  • @randalftheblack2572
    @randalftheblack2572 4 роки тому +7

    In Norwegian Sigurd was known as "Sigurd Jorsalfare". "Jorsal" being the norse name for Jerusalem, "fare" being attached describes a journey there. I suspect it's related to the modern Norwegian word "Ferd", which means "Journey".
    So literally it just means something along the lines of "Sigurd who journeyed to Jerusalem".
    But that sounds really strange in English, so the easiest way to make an English version of it was "Crusader."

    • @road-eo6911
      @road-eo6911 Рік тому +3

      What about "Jerusalem-farer"? Fare means the same thing in English.

  • @heisenstein6392
    @heisenstein6392 2 роки тому +1

    0:43 was a very fun, hilarious touch to the tale! 😂

  • @IronDragon-2143
    @IronDragon-2143 5 років тому +15

    He left peacefully and just kidding he sacked the city.
    Me: XD

  • @TheSuperMaVeRiCk97
    @TheSuperMaVeRiCk97 5 років тому

    Love your channel! Greets from Spain.

  • @hiimjustin8826
    @hiimjustin8826 3 роки тому

    You have so many great videos that stand out in my mind but this was an amazing story and I'm surprised it's not more famous

  • @gilbertoignacioaguirrevarg4550
    @gilbertoignacioaguirrevarg4550 4 роки тому +9

    Sooooo...
    When does Max von Sydow gets to play chess with Death?

  • @Hematoph
    @Hematoph 5 років тому +1

    Stories like this always makes me proud.

  • @LOLquendoTV
    @LOLquendoTV 5 років тому +30

    Do that crusade where no one fought and they just solved it diplomatically and chilled

  • @tomm9963
    @tomm9963 5 років тому +1

    Love your content, especially when you cover obscure topics like this but damn, I do miss your 10 minute videos

  • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
    @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 роки тому +4

    Haven't heard of this Norwegian Crusade before! I have heard of the Angles settling England, the Rus moving to _Russland,_ and even Leif Eriksson finding Vinland. However, I would not have thought the Norwegians went to the Holy Land! I am particularly interested in this, not just because I am interested in history, but also because I myself am 4% Norwegian!

  • @mehmetalikantarc79
    @mehmetalikantarc79 4 роки тому

    I love the little secret cheer in 2:03

  • @Alex_FRD
    @Alex_FRD 5 років тому +188

    Pretty sure you'd need about 10 minutes to cover this topic.

    • @ilnur9973
      @ilnur9973 5 років тому +33

      He can't do 10 minutes videos since UA-cam algorithms and monetization policies suck and force creators to go quantity over quality

    • @dariushenker5400
      @dariushenker5400 5 років тому +4

      yeah, properly covering a topic in History Matters.

    • @edwardkasimir8016
      @edwardkasimir8016 5 років тому +10

      He just did it in a little over 3. Why? Cuz he's the man.

    • @dariushenker5400
      @dariushenker5400 5 років тому

      @@ilnur9973 I thought he meant that as a play of words, but yeah, you explained it perfectly

    • @ChrisDyn1
      @ChrisDyn1 5 років тому +5

      @@ilnur9973 I thought 10 minute videos were optimal for monetisation? That shorter videos don't earn nearly as much?

  • @VanadzorImSirac
    @VanadzorImSirac 3 роки тому +1

    Sigund pillaging Santiago is a perfect example of "Old Habits Die Hard"

  • @blindoutlaw
    @blindoutlaw 4 роки тому +3

    Odin watching Sigurd on crusade.
    “I raised that boy!”

  • @sky1ar
    @sky1ar 5 років тому

    I love this new upload schedule, keep it up man, love the channel as well.

  • @davidhouseman4328
    @davidhouseman4328 5 років тому +4

    I'd go for "Pilgrimage in force" to describe it.