I clicked this video expecting to learn some horrifying secret about how General Mills once used slave labor to make it's cereals or something..... instead I got MatPat's breakfast cereal mascot fanfiction.
But then why hasn't he done a theory on Diet Coke? We all know that that is his biggest expense. If he couldn't write that off, his wealth would rival Scrooge McDuck's
Count Dracula could sleep in a bed and didn't necessarily need to sleep in a coffin regain his strength. It was the Transylvanian soil that he needed to sleep under so really the coffin is an option to do so easily. It sounds like a weakness when you say he can't sleep in a bed. However the story can be made funnier if you keep that idea in it. Dracula entered the bedroom. "Oh no beds. My only weakness"
When you realize a cereal that comes one a month gets there own theory Cheerio: Sponsors him Food Theory: “ The dark history of Cheerios Cheerios: Wait l, what?
This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen you make. You, in shambles, trying to save yourself while talking about "UA-camrs working together" cracked me up. Also, yes, it's definitely Habsburg, not Hapsburg. The latter seems to just be a popular albeit incorrect version of something that is "written as it sounds, but is wrong", like "could of" instead of "could've".
I love how honest MatPat is. He could just end the video whenever he wanted to without explaining how the theory works. But he lets us see the evidence. That’s a good theorist.
@@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond If you're talking about the "Mario is a Sociopath" theory, that's easily one of his most well-aged videos from that era, lol. It's not talking about the canon, but rather demonstrating the stuff he does and showing who he actually is, rather than how he's meant to be portrayed.
@@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond Appealing to popularity in an extremely blatant and direct fashion, lol. Just cause you see people going "no" doesn't change reality. Whine about it all you want, that doesn't change anything.
Hey Mat Pat, this was a fantastic episode. You crossed all boundaries of reality to make this happen. Amazingly done! Definitely enjoyed this! Thank you.
Theory: is pizza acceptable to leave on a counter unrefrigerated over night. Common knowledge says germs grow on perishable food items when not hot or cold enough. But is pizza dough and cheese dry enough with the tomato sauce acidic enough to prevent germs from growing? I know people that leave pizza out overnight and other foods out for multiple hours. And id love a food theory video on this. Getting into what foods could or could not be left out for *some* amount of time.
@@sounddoom5836 Where? Not in Hungary. I would have heard it alreday. And I can't think anything even remotely close to Choochul. Not even writen or spoken. What is the name that you are thinking about? Where did you got that information. I'm really curious.
Imagine the shame Vlad the Impaler must have for his great grand nephew, who sells chocolate cereal and has fights with a frankenstein's monster who sells berries
I mean considering that the heir of the Habsburg dynasty is a racecar driver, the 3 claimants to the French throne work in finance, the Romanovs and Rurikids are all dead and god knows what the house of Osman is doing, count chocula isn’t doing so bad, especially when you consider that his title survived communism
@@samueladelman6048 yeah, honestly. More people should have the mindset that, "my ancestors are looking down at me, with my modern life and good health and they are proud that we'd made it this far" Vlad might think its silly to tell breakfast items, but he probably isn't disappointed
I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear ro
up until I started thinking about it with any seriousness, I'd been living under the assumption that he was awarded the title of count for making a good-selling cereal product. because knights in England are knighted for producing something that greatly benefited the country, like poetry or movies or some other culture. I completely glossed over the fact that count title means land. so I'd say that that land is where chocula discovered, and made, chocolate cereal.
Family: "What are you watching?" Me: "Oh just a UA-cam vid showing compelling evidence that Count Chocula is inbred." Me: "Hey wait, where are you going? What's was with that look? It's science!"
I seem to recall a comment on a very old gtlive video where someone thought Mat and Steph were siblings. Might wanna be careful there Mat, might get some unwanted theories of your own thrown your way
I've never thought about this, never wanted to give two thoughts to this, and this video has never made me happier! Thank you for doing all the work that you do on these videos they are batshit Insanity crazy and I love it!
Food Theory: "This is the part of the episode where your childhood gets ruined folks" Me who hasn't ate or even heard of Count Chocula until recently: hehehe fools.
New channel: Life Theory Featuring new episodes such as: "Why Are We Even Here?", "Does Anything Even Matter Anymore?", and even "How the Heck Did That Rock Get in My Shoe?"
“Its not like i woke up this morning looking for a way to take down count chocula, i woke up like a month and a half ago looking for a way to take down count chocula”- matpat october 2020
I know Im late but fun fact vampir is Serbian (you can see Serbia by the Romania at 6:44 ) word because there was created the first legend of the vampires wich was also half fiction and half reality (You can find out more if you want by searching ,,Petar Blagojević the vampire" (btw Petar wasnt the only Serbian vampir))
Captian crunch is actually a commander because of the lines on his wrist. Three means commander. Four means captian. BOOM. Commander Crunch confirmed. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Watching this and remembering those years when "is Steph your cousin?" Was a common enough question that it actually got annoying instead of being funny
it's a thing that happens if you have certain consonants next to each other, I don't know the English words for these, but there are consonants that make your throat vibrate and others not (you can check by saying d and t or p and b) there are pairs that belong together (like the ones I mentioned above) that change into each other so in the example: Habsburg: b vibrates, but has s next to it that doesn't vibrate, so it makes b not vibrate as well making it into a p it happens because it makes words easier to pronunce
@@szendeti it happens in English, too. The term for it is voiced and unvoiced. It often occurs in reverse, however. Unvoiced to voiced. Of Fuse Butter (if you're American, though it's so fast that some take it to be a tapped R like in Turkish or Japanese).
Yeah, but there are people who know 4 monsters and thats all, all the subvariants are not universal knowen. I spend so much time looking up the origin of the geathered stag from Hannibal, it is absurd how long I have not come across the peryton . . . Or like 90% of people know the therm skinwalker, but have no clue what it is . . .
@@SingingSealRiana I do, I've researched skinwalkers and other types of monsters for my various projects. And while I know that most of the information in my head isn't common knowledge, I'm just proud of my collection of books.
me: oh cool, Dracula cereal for kids
matt: *goes through my entire AP history class in 14 minutes and 33 seconds*
@@ОлегТаранов-н2я dude shut up stop spamming the same thing
@Natalie Z me playing crusader kings and europa universalis*
yea... we all... did...?
AP? Affair Partner? Jewelry Brand? Advanced Placement?
Well what ever helps
i dont like ap a whole lot dhdhhdgdhdg
edit: nvm i was wrong- i thought it was smth else
When a human and a vampire love eachother very much: They do the mash, they do the monster mash
Pretty clever not going to lie
It was a graveyard SMASH
@@ОлегТаранов-н2я How about no
i dont want to like, it's at 69 at the time of posting, damit, they upvoted.
Monster smash is better
I clicked this video expecting to learn some horrifying secret about how General Mills once used slave labor to make it's cereals or something..... instead I got MatPat's breakfast cereal mascot fanfiction.
LOL, always expect the unexpected
Which is even better
I mean yes, technically but no
@@k1tz3n50 you right lmaoo
@@k1tz3n50 true 😂
as a Romanian i love to listen to matpat mispronounce everything
Yessss
Agreed
Yess
Please teach us how to pronounce them correctly. :-)
Ayyy hello fellow romanian ✌
General Mills: makes a kid friendly version of Dracula for his Halloween cereal
Matpat: P R O G N A T H I S I M
Y E S
Bruh, calm down it's a cartoon character
@@Ginger_Starz I love how it got translated to “AND IT IS.”
@@Ginger_Starz
Txt fr
Y
@@Ginger_Starz bdhfgeyfghgfg
Matpat saying "why is he named Count CHOCula" in an extremely serious tone is the best thing from this video
I laughed when Matt Patt said the last name Chocul is common in Hungary!
by the way, I've never seen General Mills on the shelves.
Read this as soon as he said it LOL
New theory: Mat created food theory so he can write his meals off as a business expense.
I don't think he eats that hot sauce in his last theory tho, but occasionally he does
That's not a theory, its a fact.
But then why hasn't he done a theory on Diet Coke? We all know that that is his biggest expense. If he couldn't write that off, his wealth would rival Scrooge McDuck's
Stolen comment
@@_VenomicA_ at least not on purpose did I steal it.
Count Dracula could sleep in a bed and didn't necessarily need to sleep in a coffin regain his strength. It was the Transylvanian soil that he needed to sleep under so really the coffin is an option to do so easily. It sounds like a weakness when you say he can't sleep in a bed. However the story can be made funnier if you keep that idea in it.
Dracula entered the bedroom. "Oh no beds. My only weakness"
"oh no beds my only weakness" is going to become a part of my daily lexicon
same lmao@@omgfiredragon
“He’s the effect of excessive inbreeding”
“Did they breed a beaver and a vampire I just want to know.”
Lol
Soupose so
How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother
*_Imagine designing a character for some cereal, just for some guy to call him inbred_*
just for some guy to spend *15 minutes* calling him inbred, at that
lol
Right? I was like alright ...how ridiculous is this video to be this long
Me: sees the title screen
Also me: I don’t need sleep I need answers
@@olegtaranov5674 no
Count chochula's mother is a vampire and his father is a human...
This gives me hotel transylvania vibes
... I mean, dracula's chin in that is protruding soooooo.... crossover?
IS COUNT CHOCULA... THE DRACULA IN HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA???
The second he described Dhampirs, I mentally ran them against Dennis. It checks out!
ua-cam.com/video/hiArAJVhxQg/v-deo.html jeffrey dean morgan died last night :( so sad
Makes sense too, the child does cast shadows
I love how he fires the wolf then uses his catch phrase.
Yeah that's why he fired him so he wouldn't get sued by him
@@cryingchild4209 no so he could get money
Me too XD
MatPat: “Going to ruin your childhoods”
Me (A British citizen): Haha I never heard of Count Chocula, you have no power here
Me (a United states citizen): haha I have also never heard of Count Chocula, you have no power here
Im icelandic and i have only herd of lucky charms
Me (a Latin American) I have also never heard of Count Chocula, you have no power over here.
Me a Mexican : You have no power here
Me: A Filipino
Ha you have no power here
Count Chocula: *has a chin*
Food Theorists: I'm about to end this mans whole bloodline.
At what point have we gone
Don't woosh me, but he called himself out in the video.
@@toonikuh THE FRARYGODPARESTS
*Discover
Ummm
When you realize a cereal that comes one a month gets there own theory
Cheerio: Sponsors him
Food Theory: “ The dark history of Cheerios
Cheerios: Wait l, what?
@@alanwalkers9646 you should be ashamed. Promoting yourself on another channel, pathetic.
@@alanwalkers9646 just checked out the link, what does that have to do with anything here?
@@alanwalkers9646 if subscribers could go in the negatives this would do it
@@nynx. ikr trying to get money and views from other people's hard work
Goes against TOS I’m pretty sure. Just report it
When I was a kid, the monster cereals were on the selves all the time. I used to get them often. They were my favorite.
My memory also tells me this was true, but who knows
*Count chocula existing for 50 years just to sell cereal*
Mat pat: “imma make it make sense.”
mat ruining everything
Yeah i feel like matpat just wanna say something weird
The intro to this episode is hilarious
“I didn’t even know you were a thing until today”
What?,
Which bot?
@@Thegoldenringsyt the bots always delete they're comments after a few minutes
@@Thegoldenringsyt There was a scam bot comment that got deleted so he replied to nothing
That’s me with all these characters.
@@Winrarnt oohhhhh
I bet you there’s gonna be a “How to take a candle out of a cake perfectly”
that sounds interesting
I mean there better be
Knowing mat, there definitely will
There's only one good answer: witchcraft.
There is now 😂
This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen you make. You, in shambles, trying to save yourself while talking about "UA-camrs working together" cracked me up.
Also, yes, it's definitely Habsburg, not Hapsburg. The latter seems to just be a popular albeit incorrect version of something that is "written as it sounds, but is wrong", like "could of" instead of "could've".
He really tried to save himself with the “work with their family” thing lol
.
LOL im glad someone finally pointed it out
I am the 145th like
I’m the 475th like
and kinda very much failed.
Interviewer: So what are the things you can do that other's can't?
MatPat: *I can Link a kid's cereal to Massive inbreeding.*
Yep he dose the most weird stuff
which is why i watch him lmao
You're hired
the inteviewr needs spies and stuff so matpat is perfect
Your picture is kinda scary
MattPat: "Why is his name Count Chocula?"
Me: "Because its chocolate mixed with dracu-"
MattPat: "ANCESTRY"
👁👄👁
Ehehehe
@@alanwalkers9646 shut up
@@alanwalkers9646 shut up self promoter
👀 👁 👁
👄 👄
Don't question
Gotta love matpat opening's to any video on food theory. This one had me laughing hard.
Normal theorists: Evidence, lore, facts.
Food theorists: Chins.
Wait could Mr. Incredible be a product of inbreeding?
The chins are evindence.
is it not?
King Charles ll of Spain.
He's the smartest and best theorist
lol
Character: Has no backstory
MatPat: Makes a theory about character's past
Me: "Impossible."
It is not impossible this is something he does on a regular basis
@@Emeraldbarrelanimations True
It's not impossible but it's just speculation/a ton of bullcrap is not a theory
ua-cam.com/video/hiArAJVhxQg/v-deo.html jeffrey dean morgan died last night :( no way..
@@Jdirjrbtbjdi well, it’s fun bullcrap
I love how honest MatPat is. He could just end the video whenever he wanted to without explaining how the theory works. But he lets us see the evidence. That’s a good theorist.
And more people need to realize this.
I mean, most of his theories are very believable, if not actually canon. There is however, the theory on Mario, which is blatant bullshit.
@@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond If you're talking about the "Mario is a Sociopath" theory, that's easily one of his most well-aged videos from that era, lol. It's not talking about the canon, but rather demonstrating the stuff he does and showing who he actually is, rather than how he's meant to be portrayed.
@@Naokarma Still bullshit. Everyone (or most) in the Mario community agree that it's pure bs.
@@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond Appealing to popularity in an extremely blatant and direct fashion, lol. Just cause you see people going "no" doesn't change reality. Whine about it all you want, that doesn't change anything.
Am I the only one that noticed that at 3:33 he showed the Count from Sesame Street as Chocula’s dad
no i saw it too
Me too 😂
A Fruit Brute is a Werewolf who's vegetarian. Doesn't eat people.
...you love Fruit Brute’s cereal don’t you?
@@sf2934 No, I love Boo Berry.
The vegan teacher??
@@garym.tourville217 please don't bring that back in my life
@PluFisIonatE NiNetEeN u ok?
The Creators of Count Chocula: Matt we just wanted to make a yummy Halloween cereal
Matt: NO, it's THEORY TIME!
.
PR team: Matt, we smoked weed once at a staff meeting and we thought it would be funny to name him that
Matt: NO, HE'S RELATED TO DRACULA!
It’s always theory time
I am the 400th like
The blin are you doing?
Here’s my idea for a banana-flavored cereal: Plantain of the Opera.
Hol up
Nice.
Alright, you've got my attention.
Make it happen
If his head is also banana shaped, he would have the Habsburg chin too! 🍌
Hey Mat Pat, this was a fantastic episode. You crossed all boundaries of reality to make this happen. Amazingly done! Definitely enjoyed this! Thank you.
New Yummy Mummy catchphrase:
"A taste so good, you can't keep it under wraps!"
That’s good
Nice one
Nice...
And your not writing Cereal mascot catchphrases why exactly? That's way better.
I like that one
Theory: is pizza acceptable to leave on a counter unrefrigerated over night.
Common knowledge says germs grow on perishable food items when not hot or cold enough. But is pizza dough and cheese dry enough with the tomato sauce acidic enough to prevent germs from growing?
I know people that leave pizza out overnight and other foods out for multiple hours. And id love a food theory video on this. Getting into what foods could or could not be left out for *some* amount of time.
This is under appreciated
Matpat: "Chochul is a surname in Hungary "
Me: wait that's a real last name?
Not in Hungary :D
No, I've never heard anything here that sounds even remotely similar x"D I'd love to hear where he got that
@@k.katona9415 it is..there is a surname known as Chochul
@@sounddoom5836 Where? Not in Hungary. I would have heard it alreday. And I can't think anything even remotely close to Choochul. Not even writen or spoken. What is the name that you are thinking about? Where did you got that information. I'm really curious.
wait what
This is probably my favorite food theory episode ever
MatPat: *Uploads a theory*
Everyone: "Can you not attack my childhood... *for FIVE MINUTES?* "
Mat pat nooooooooooooooooooo
what else can he attack, FNAF?
what is he gonna attack russet potatoes? gala apples?
Lol
Good shrek reference
Imagine the shame Vlad the Impaler must have for his great grand nephew, who sells chocolate cereal and has fights with a frankenstein's monster who sells berries
I mean considering that the heir of the Habsburg dynasty is a racecar driver, the 3 claimants to the French throne work in finance, the Romanovs and Rurikids are all dead and god knows what the house of Osman is doing, count chocula isn’t doing so bad, especially when you consider that his title survived communism
@@samueladelman6048 yeah, honestly.
More people should have the mindset that, "my ancestors are looking down at me, with my modern life and good health and they are proud that we'd made it this far"
Vlad might think its silly to tell breakfast items, but he probably isn't disappointed
MatPat:
“I didn’t even know you were a thing until today”
Me: There´s a Frute brute thing?
I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear ro
@@AxxLAfriku aaaaaaaa your back
@@AxxLAfriku im gonna pretend i never checked your profile, have a good day.
thats what she said!
Cherry
It feels so good when someone like matpat is talking about your country, isn't it fellow hungarians?
Not Hungarian but feel the small times he talked about Denmark
Consider:
Counts control areas called counties. Imagine a whole county of nothing but chocolate… beautiful isn't it?
Its very dry
@@johnather no. It has chocolate milk too!
up until I started thinking about it with any seriousness, I'd been living under the assumption that he was awarded the title of count for making a good-selling cereal product. because knights in England are knighted for producing something that greatly benefited the country, like poetry or movies or some other culture. I completely glossed over the fact that count title means land. so I'd say that that land is where chocula discovered, and made, chocolate cereal.
Now that would be heaven
Willy Wonka's fever dream....
Fruity Mummy sounds like he spent his entire thousand years existence smoking cigarettes
I mean, being dead for thousands of years is bound to do a bit of damage to your lungs.
So does half the population of Glasgow
sand paper cigarettes?
I found all the Easter eggs in season 4 of Rick and Morty, please check it out ua-cam.com/video/0dxlI5EKDEI/v-deo.html
@@olegtaranov5674 nice
Family: "What are you watching?"
Me: "Oh just a UA-cam vid showing compelling evidence that Count Chocula is inbred."
Me: "Hey wait, where are you going? What's was with that look? It's science!"
haha XD
I get this a lot when I'm explaining things lol.
Same
Mom and brother: we gotta find our kid
@@reitersul586 idk either
Mapat: when a human and a vampire breed they make dhampir
Me: so Dennis from hotel Transylvania is a dhampir
Fruity Yummy Mummy: get _wrapped up_ in the flavor
Hey I get it
Dude you improved their catchphrase! Its so much better now! Mail it to the people or something
@AOfficial23 yeah well you are probably under the age of 5
Perfect😄
That's so good
Food company: makes a hit cereal with a commercial
MatPat: so what’s the lore
I don’t like MatPat dissing my man Yummy Mummy. He is doing his best.
He is but I’ve never heard of it
Who?
I’ve never seen a box of Yummy Mummy. Sorry bro but it’s true.
your right..
He’s not doing good enough
Honestly, one of my favorite theories. Food Theory has always been my solid favorite. :)
I did not go into this theory expecting the claim "Count Chocula is a Dhampir" but here we are
Me, a non American whose never eaten this cereal: You ruined my childhood, man
I have never met this man in my life and I feel like my whole childhood was ruined.
@@mildcheesecake692 watch his main channel and it will be ruined even nore
Never before have I been so offended by something I 100 percent agree with
Me, an American who's never eaten this cereal:
Same, in Turkiye all we have is Coco Pops or Coco Pops bootlegs.
General mill:
Take notes he’s making all the lore for us
The writers: Ahhh yes now my job is easy
General Mills: Lets make a kid friendly vampire
Mattpat: I N B R E E D I N G
I'm more shocked that there's 'Fruity Yummy Mummy' and 'Fruit Brute' cereals than by the actual theory 💀 I've literally never seen those in stores.
That's because they're rare, fruit brute did come back this year but not fruity yummy mummy
@@dengeki2005 Where??? I've literally only seen the main 3 in stores in the Rocky Mountains where I'm living
They’re not the original 3 that you think of.Count chocula,Franken Berry,and Boo Berry has been around since forever so everyone knows this original 3
"These ancestral lines were more incestuous than a UA-camr's working crew"
- MatPat 2020
I found out why Sandy lives underwater, please check it out ua-cam.com/video/4-Pd_LqXmI0/v-deo.html
@@ОлегТаранов-н2я no you failure
@@ОлегТаранов-н2я Imagine self advertising because you can't get views
this was made by the good content creator gang
I seem to recall a comment on a very old gtlive video where someone thought Mat and Steph were siblings. Might wanna be careful there Mat, might get some unwanted theories of your own thrown your way
Ollie is going to look back on that and be so embarrassed
New catch phrase:
"Get Wrapped Up In The Flavor!"
Nice
New catchphrase: eat my cereal or I will gag your dog
@@Inspector_burco, Bruh, I will buy ALL your cereal. Just leave me puppers alone.
Thats a good one. 👍
That good
I wish cereal still had free toys in them.
They do. Have u ever even opened a box of Apple Jacks or smth?
"Now this is the part of the episode where your childhood gets ruined"
Me, who has never heard of Count Chocula or his friends:
Same
I had heard about Count Chocula, but NOT his friends...
Well, great! I started learning them and I have nothing to do anything about it.
I only knew boo berry because my dad loved that cereal so I grew up around iy
I live in a place where they don’t have that lol
The three vampire ladies that hang around Dracula might not actually be his wives. They might be nieces or other relatives he’s marrying off
Or he's taking a very long time to catch up to Hugh Hefner.
@@LadyOnikara ha
Both both Is good
Or both
He’s the ultimate wingman, helping his nieces find proper husbands, lol
The company that just wanted to make a fun mascot for a cereal brand:
Food theory: imma bout to end this man's whole career.
I’m here before this comment goes viral
@@urfavsportsanalyst9671 ok
E
Oh
@@urfavsportsanalyst9671 me to
I've never thought about this, never wanted to give two thoughts to this, and this video has never made me happier! Thank you for doing all the work that you do on these videos they are batshit Insanity crazy and I love it!
I just want to imagine Matt trying that FO-OOOOOD THEORY in his closet over and over while Steph listens from the normal people part of the house.
Sksksksskssk
It was the "normal people part of the house" for me 😂😂😂😂
"Matthew, how long do you think it'll take to get the take you want? It's nearly Ollie's bedtime."
And u got the perfect amount of likes for that
I was literally at that bit when I read this
Food Theory: "This is the part of the episode where your childhood gets ruined folks"
Me who hasn't ate or even heard of Count Chocula until recently: hehehe fools.
Same
I only really heard of him from the rap battle between Vlad the Impaler and Dracula.
same
Same
Same
“Mummy said it’s a strong chin for a strong boy!”
- Count Chocula, probably.
Thank you for being the only comment referencing oversimplified.
You have achieved inner peace. Thank you
Or Hacker.
"That's THE Hacker, to you."
-The Hacker
Yeah there’s gonna be a tax for that
@@John_ballz This new tax legislation right here, this is BS
8:45 had me dead.😂the fact that he put Edward Cullen 😂
i love how he makes a big deal of Chocul being a name in Romania, but not of Chocul being an actual real name in the first place
Me: sitting here drinking a soda enjoying the intro
MatPat: “Count Chocula is the product of excessive inbreeding..”
Me: 👁👄👁 I-
You tellen me you don't see the thumbnail
@@cattheslinky2049 😅i didn't even notice that
@@cattheslinky2049I just noticed that.
Press F to pay respects.
noooooo in on the :3 and the uwu side noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo uwu :3
New channel: Life Theory
Featuring new episodes such as: "Why Are We Even Here?", "Does Anything Even Matter Anymore?", and even "How the Heck Did That Rock Get in My Shoe?"
I completely agree with this. If Mat is giving us a vote to name his another channel, I'm gonna vote for this. Cheers!
So if r/me_irl had a UA-cam channel
To procreate and die; no; gravity.
I’d watch a video on how a rock gets into a shoe, any day. These are the questions that need answers, people!!
@Mayonnaise God
Objectively, yes.
Literally, the point of life is to procreate and pass on one's own DNA.
9:00
Clara, I tell you, the baby isn't mine!!
Did anyone else think him trying to explain his UA-cam inbreeding metaphor was hilarious?
Yes
Maybe a little sad
Oh yeah. Before he explained it, I could totally relate.
lawl jk jk
no
“Its not like i woke up this morning looking for a way to take down count chocula, i woke up like a month and a half ago looking for a way to take down count chocula”- matpat october 2020
I recognized the club penguin hat immediately
the makers of count chocula:
sniff i just thought chocolate as a name was cool*sniff sniff*
this is more well researched and put together than my exam papers
Lmao same
Like same bruh
Agreed
This guy could make me believe the earth was flat
I know Im late but fun fact vampir is Serbian (you can see Serbia by the Romania at 6:44 ) word because there was created the first legend of the vampires wich was also half fiction and half reality (You can find out more if you want by searching ,,Petar Blagojević the vampire" (btw Petar wasnt the only Serbian vampir))
Captian crunch is actually a commander because of the lines on his wrist. Three means commander. Four means captian. BOOM. Commander Crunch confirmed.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
He's still waiting for the promotion.
i alredy know that but thanks for the people who didnt know
As far as I know for Navy or Army ranks in the US, there is no rank called “commander.”
I know my ted talk was probably kinda dumb but it just came to my head. I really want a food theory on Cap- Commander Crunch
He is the captain of his ship
"I honestly didn't even know you were a thing until today"
I have never heard of any of these cereals before today
same
Same
No
But I haven't seen the count chocula one
Same
MatPat:
“I didn’t even know you were a thing until today”
Non American viewers: Neither did we
Edit: Well this blew up my yt notifications...
@@alanwalkers9646 you should be ashamed putting a link in someone’s comment disgraceful
@@urfavsportsanalyst9671 it's a bot, replying is useless
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@@alvarorey9308 nice try
I can't wait for Food Theory to cover lore behind Nesquik cereal and the rabbit mascot. I want to see what lore there is behind those big ears of his
Matpat: I didn’t even know those were a thing until today
Me: That makes two of us
Or maybe 48 of us.
Or 74
Edit:I liked
Or maybe 154 of us.
354
Or 173 of us, assuming you didn't like your own comment.
Man, this is the weirdest fanfiction I’ve ever heard.
wattpad would be proud
@@Arctic_and_The_F0X Wattpat could never
@@thanatoast you sure???
@@thanatoast Oh no we absolutely could
I don't think it's fanfic @Frankie Cedeno
MatPat: *talking about the indepth ancestry of a fictional cereal mascot*
Me: *just finding out that you can get halloween themed cereals*
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@@ОлегТаранов-н2я Could you shut up already?
*I have NEVER seen an Chocula box until today! 🤯🤯🤯 like it had ALL FIVE of their boxes*
"Count Chocula is the product of excessive inbreeding". Isn't all inbreeding excessive? (more than is necessary, normal, or desirable; immoderate)
To me any inbreeding isn't excessive
@Milan Ackovski *a draft of wind audibly passes over your head*
to be fair, it is a part of our history, and, genetically speaking, inbreeding is fine for a couple of generations (still weird tho)
To test which crosses will work well with an inbred animal when it is used for breeding isn't immoderate.
@@raiden6607 Are you from Alabama?
Companies: makes a child family fun character that couldn’t possible be controversial
Matpat: Is for me? 👉👈
I rate you 8/10 funnies
@@Master_Rater it's 13/15 for me
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You have been distracted (Copy and paste it to distract someone else)
hahahahaha moooood
I rate you 8.97/10 funnys.
When Matpat posts a Theory about something special in my childhood:
Softly; *Don’t*
3:39
O-oh~! Hey step bro~like the view~?
*LITERALLY EATS HIM AS THE SCREEN TURNS RED*
"It's terrifyingly delicious"
"an un-count-able amount of cereal"
"a ghostly amazing cereal"
@the kid who got slaughtered just let yourself out man
@@HI-oh5ur OK sir.
Yourself! I will free you so you need to go outside this basement and see yourself out. bye!
Stop it
*stares
@@PendoraBox bye have a nice time
Watching this and remembering those years when "is Steph your cousin?" Was a common enough question that it actually got annoying instead of being funny
Mat: While it's spelled with a "B" it's pronounced with a "P".
Me, a Bulgarian: Wait, this isn't a normal thing?
it's a thing that happens if you have certain consonants next to each other, I don't know the English words for these, but there are consonants that make your throat vibrate and others not (you can check by saying d and t or p and b) there are pairs that belong together (like the ones I mentioned above) that change into each other
so in the example: Habsburg: b vibrates, but has s next to it that doesn't vibrate, so it makes b not vibrate as well making it into a p
it happens because it makes words easier to pronunce
Hey when u live in America nothing surprises you. Not when bologna ryhmes with pony 😔
@@szendeti wow thanks for that (not in a sarcastic way I tend to do that by mistake)
@@szendeti it happens in English, too. The term for it is voiced and unvoiced. It often occurs in reverse, however. Unvoiced to voiced.
Of
Fuse
Butter (if you're American, though it's so fast that some take it to be a tapped R like in Turkish or Japanese).
Wait... So it is pronounced Pulgaria?
Count Chocula: has a chin
Matpat: “So I started theorizing”
As a non American who’s never eaten this cereal I find this episode very amusing
Same
Same
Same
Nobody:
Me: excited for MatPat’s video about Applejack’s
The Whale wait what?!?!
turns out the apples are not really apples...shocking i know.
yeah me to
I’m scared
Apple Jacks are my fav
He’s taken literally nothing and built up several generations behind him, how far does he take these things
Very
Far
Far
@Star Platinum Ye but it’s fun
But it’s not a stretch, it’s very solid reasoning
If his mom was a vampire and his dad wasn’t how can they be part of the same family
MatPat: "Dhampir for those who don't know..."
Me: "I have 3 different monsters encyclopedias."
Yeah, but there are people who know 4 monsters and thats all, all the subvariants are not universal knowen. I spend so much time looking up the origin of the geathered stag from Hannibal, it is absurd how long I have not come across the peryton . . . Or like 90% of people know the therm skinwalker, but have no clue what it is . . .
@@SingingSealRiana I do, I've researched skinwalkers and other types of monsters for my various projects.
And while I know that most of the information in my head isn't common knowledge, I'm just proud of my collection of books.
@@FrostTreader08 it is a nice hobby for sure ^^
Completely off topic but that profile pic is genius.
@@shardtheduraludon Whose?
Who would have thought that off brand cereal would get their own lore
Count Chocula isn't the off brand one.
Bruh it ain’t m8 m.ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
I would like this comment, but I don't want to ruin the nice 69 amounts
They aren’t off brand
They're brand name cereals.
"Not everyone with prognosthis is their own grandfather"
Fry: Um...which side of the family?
Both
i never noticed the giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in the intro, interesting. Also MatPat it’s just a caricature, don’t overthink it
(At grocery store)
No one:
Matt: you think this cereal is about inbreeding?
Random fact:
Melbourne, Australia used to be called Batmania.
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Didn't know I needed this fact in my life until now, thank you for bestowing your great wisdom upon me
Town in my neighbor was called Frankenstein, lol...
Олег Таранов hi mr bot
Well, it is the only city founded by a super hero.
Me: expects dark lore about Count Chocula enslaving people or something, or being a jerk.
Matpat: inbreeding and Alfred.
I thought it would be about the company
I thought mat would talk about how the food brain washes kids
Idk I always like the lore theories so.... I just expected it
@Ramya N Well, it could have been something they did in the past
It took me a while to know what they meant by The Birds and The Bees. The guy *pollinates* and the bird *lays eggs*