Picking on Rockstar Games

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  • @Dazen101
    @Dazen101 4 роки тому +12264

    I watched this entire video and I'm still not loaded into GTA Online

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 4 роки тому +149

      Gta online in a nutshell. I actually prefer the ps3 and Xbox 360 online nowadays. At least you get to play the damn game without waiting a millenial and have a decent amount of fun if playing with friends.

    • @abdur4754
      @abdur4754 4 роки тому +47

      I don't get this shit, so many people complain about the loading screens yet mine are always like 1 min.

    • @gasternecross
      @gasternecross 4 роки тому +28

      and minecraft switch version takes 4 hours and 30 minutes to just load the game

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 4 роки тому +7

      @@gasternecross fo real?

    • @beeza
      @beeza 4 роки тому +13

      LonttuGamer no

  • @joshsonnichsen6886
    @joshsonnichsen6886 4 роки тому +9298

    The game that gets open world right is lego city undercover

    • @mylesco.5385
      @mylesco.5385 3 роки тому +829

      Criminally underrated masterpiece

    • @Beengus
      @Beengus 3 роки тому +286

      Actually yes

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 3 роки тому +118

      what about sleeping dogs?

    • @noahboat580
      @noahboat580 3 роки тому +204

      Theres also that batman game that was one of the first open world lego games thats not Lego Island

    • @stormblade2895
      @stormblade2895 3 роки тому +267

      @@noahboat580 Lego Batman 2 was the first open world lego game (I think)

  • @drowner8016
    @drowner8016 4 роки тому +7159

    Three minutes to get into a gta online lobby? That’s optimistic.

    • @RanaRandom
      @RanaRandom 4 роки тому +124

      actually it's 7--10 minutes

    • @JCglitchmaster
      @JCglitchmaster 4 роки тому +54

      On PC its alot faster than on console. Idk why it takes so long on console

    • @Velasco-vp1fh
      @Velasco-vp1fh 4 роки тому +35

      @@JCglitchmaster not by a significant amount tho

    • @christopherwager312
      @christopherwager312 4 роки тому +10

      @@Velasco-vp1fh felt pretty significant to me

    • @colezuzu4903
      @colezuzu4903 4 роки тому +9

      About 15 minutes, broh

  • @da40128
    @da40128 3 роки тому +3475

    I love the car dialogue, always slow down my driving and stop at the lights just to hear them finish lol

    • @joeking6972
      @joeking6972 3 роки тому +410

      Yup, me too. It added a lot of flavor to what would otherwise be boring driving sequences. It also allowed for a way to flesh out characters without having drawn out cut scenes.
      Also "violent criminals being sociable" isn't only extremely common in all forms of crime fiction, but is actually how many gangs and groups of criminals operate irl. You tend to form bonds with those you take risks with, it's just human nature.

    • @morgboat744
      @morgboat744 3 роки тому +112

      yeah a lot of the dialogue actually was interesting to me and not just
      “hipsters.”

    • @Yungillegalbean
      @Yungillegalbean 3 роки тому +12

      @@joeking6972 perfectly put Joe King

    • @katphisH11
      @katphisH11 3 роки тому +17

      @@gannielukks1811 they would've been around 30 in the early 2000s, when the word started to become popular so its not so unlikely for them to know about it and it's connotation

    • @batman_2004
      @batman_2004 2 роки тому +6

      Glad I am not the only one does that. Lol

  • @MerlinMerlout
    @MerlinMerlout 6 років тому +8102

    Car dialogue works really well in God of War

    • @squalooceano2291
      @squalooceano2291 6 років тому +66

      Merlin Merlout Makes Sense.

    • @9729ahmed
      @9729ahmed 6 років тому +612

      Lemme tell you one story boiiiiiiii

    • @Peanut_Arbuckle
      @Peanut_Arbuckle 6 років тому +162

      Merlin Merlout eh kind of. When the talking head (forgot his name) is telling a story, he stops in the middle of it if you get out of the boat. You have to just sit there in your boat and wait if you want to hear the whole story.

    • @lukecartwright8266
      @lukecartwright8266 6 років тому +468

      Peanut Arbuckle thing is once you get back in the boat he picks up where he left off except for special occasions

    • @fadianihsan7834
      @fadianihsan7834 6 років тому +226

      Peanut Arbuckle No, he will continue the story if you get to the boat again or when you not in combat and just looking for treasure

  • @malachiconstant7745
    @malachiconstant7745 5 років тому +27392

    I’m still irked that most buildings can’t be entered in their games, makes the cities feel like dioramas.

    • @ratchetexperience8379
      @ratchetexperience8379 4 роки тому +1206

      @DamageIncM actually you could go into buildings in GTA 4. Not all of them but a good few

    • @lucidcactus4042
      @lucidcactus4042 4 роки тому +1221

      RDR2 lets you go into the most buildings but I feel like you should be able to enter every single one

    • @bingbongjoel6581
      @bingbongjoel6581 4 роки тому +63

      Malachi Constant
      Now that’s a pretty big word. Explain it to me

    • @HoutarouOrekiOsu
      @HoutarouOrekiOsu 4 роки тому +297

      You thought it was a building, but it was me, DIO!

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 4 роки тому +371

      I know what you're saying. GTA V feels empty. Most places don't even have people. Open, big spaces at that.

  • @kicknchickn9794
    @kicknchickn9794 4 роки тому +4453

    I used the cab system a lot in gta iv to get passed driving everywhere. Actually made the game 10x better

    • @John-qe5sq
      @John-qe5sq 4 роки тому +29

      a what do you expect? A 130 mph horse like fuck you mean

    • @JCglitchmaster
      @JCglitchmaster 4 роки тому +330

      @@John-qe5sq If your game has slow transport, it shouldn't space important shit miles apart from each other.

    • @John-qe5sq
      @John-qe5sq 4 роки тому +23

      JCglitchmaster the games time using horse I used a lot to just take in the game and I regularly used cinematic cam so I still travelled but just watching it or on my phone

    • @scerpalman
      @scerpalman 3 роки тому +314

      @@John-qe5sq that's how I like to play videogames, just looking at my phone while it plays itself 👍🏻

    • @felito21
      @felito21 3 роки тому +4

      Facts.

  • @d_c05
    @d_c05 2 роки тому +4160

    This has aged better than ever before

    • @10yearsinthejoint363
      @10yearsinthejoint363 2 роки тому +31

      how?

    • @sasukeuchiha7320
      @sasukeuchiha7320 2 роки тому +33

      except the car dialogue it's spot on

    • @sasukeuchiha7320
      @sasukeuchiha7320 2 роки тому +153

      @@10yearsinthejoint363 the servers are still shit

    • @litcherally255
      @litcherally255 2 роки тому +249

      Well, his line about "putting out a quality title every time" couldn't be further from the truth after the Grand Theft Auto Trilogy Definitive Edition came out.
      But yeah.

    • @orijimi
      @orijimi 2 роки тому +59

      @@litcherally255 I feel like one day we'll recognize that Grove Street Games is really just doing what it's doing at Take Two's direction. They probably aren't under Rockstar's control at all. They just feed off of them.

  • @darkdevil905
    @darkdevil905 4 роки тому +5072

    actually i do remember that truck mission from GTAV, i remember exactly because it was one of the most tedious turd missions i have ever had to pass

    • @moonlight-qr6px
      @moonlight-qr6px 4 роки тому +163

      Theoretical so annoying says that it’s an optional mission but you are forced to complete it

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @webalot
      @webalot 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @CODplayer2012
      @CODplayer2012 4 роки тому +157

      and the fucking yoga mission

    • @alexlura1025
      @alexlura1025 4 роки тому +26

      That one mission made me stop playing GTA V, and it's like the third mission

  • @Shpooptypants13
    @Shpooptypants13 4 роки тому +1680

    My favorite exaple of car dialog is at the very beginning of Skyrim

    • @zoggybread9073
      @zoggybread9073 3 роки тому +10

      Not for me, it was a bit slow for my taste.

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 3 роки тому +108

      "Hey, you're awake."

    • @borisdorofeev5602
      @borisdorofeev5602 3 роки тому +42

      @@ps2bndled I see your playing this on the Apple Watch. Don't forget to buy Skyrim for Refrigerator!

    • @kumbandit
      @kumbandit 3 роки тому +2

      Live another life mod?

    • @taskreloaded7263
      @taskreloaded7263 3 роки тому +6

      Don't you mean cart dialouge?

  • @RadagastDaltrey
    @RadagastDaltrey 3 роки тому +2601

    Arthur: yeah, I had a son. I don't really talk about hi-
    Rains Fall: shut the fuck up, I need to stop and pick some basil or whatever.

    • @Somersalsa
      @Somersalsa 3 роки тому +271

      Best part Is the aftermath of him going "anyways, what was I saying?"

    • @brandaccountname9833
      @brandaccountname9833 3 роки тому +183

      Lmao, i loved that mission but wtf was the point of him just stopping for ginseng? Why not just make it the super engaging dialogue

    • @RadagastDaltrey
      @RadagastDaltrey 3 роки тому +8

      @@brandaccountname9833 I fully agree

    • @snooppp8873
      @snooppp8873 2 роки тому +44

      Burned him with a molotov when he did that to me lmao

    • @swapnilgohil7280
      @swapnilgohil7280 2 роки тому +1

      @@Somersalsa 😂

  • @opt-o-ops7271
    @opt-o-ops7271 4 роки тому +701

    Remember that mission that is just 17 minutes of car dialogue in the slowest semi truck known to mankind?

    • @Nitro_553
      @Nitro_553 3 роки тому +42

      You mean the worst mission in the entire game? Yeah I sadly remember that.

    • @user-lm5bc4ee9m
      @user-lm5bc4ee9m 3 роки тому +24

      @@Nitro_553 Oh and that mission pays nothing like the Merryweather Heist

    • @noahboat580
      @noahboat580 3 роки тому +21

      That was that one mission with Lamar! I only remember that because i went in first person and was looking at lamar, not looking at the next 7 miles of road

    • @zoggybread9073
      @zoggybread9073 3 роки тому

      Yeah, I hated that.

    • @danyelbarboza
      @danyelbarboza 3 роки тому +22

      Crazy stuff, I love that mission, makes the game more alive

  • @thebananaman5632
    @thebananaman5632 5 років тому +11459

    I don't agree on the car dialogue, gives some of the most comedic moments in the rockstar games

    • @wh3nderson95
      @wh3nderson95 5 років тому +622

      I would prefer the funny dialogue be in the game exploration than in the fucking car.

    • @settingsun8403
      @settingsun8403 5 років тому +276

      the game expects you to follow the rules of the road
      like stopping at red lights etc.

    • @roarkkuhlmann54
      @roarkkuhlmann54 5 років тому +35

      no rockstar puts cringy dialogue in transportation

    • @thebananaman5632
      @thebananaman5632 5 років тому +435

      @@roarkkuhlmann54 Sometimes it's cringy, sometimes it's hilarious

    • @GTR24
      @GTR24 5 років тому +157

      like when Packie explained the back story of the McReary family on the way to a robbery

  • @Yabatron
    @Yabatron 5 років тому +4804

    Does anyone else want to hear the rest of the story about Dunkey and Goongalar?

    • @theta_clips
      @theta_clips 5 років тому +34

      Yabatron And Factness INC. To be honest yeah

    • @justinedwards5300
      @justinedwards5300 5 років тому +134

      If that's his uncle then what the hell does his father look like

    • @dinofiend6548
      @dinofiend6548 5 років тому +19

      Justin Edwards It’s The Kraken

    • @Mmw956
      @Mmw956 5 років тому +21

      I laughed so hard when he said uncle goongalar. His imagination is hilarious

    • @danielleouano2487
      @danielleouano2487 5 років тому +21

      it’s spelled “gûngåłr

  • @TEMINIX
    @TEMINIX 3 роки тому +1000

    Imagine how much better utilized GTAV would be if all the DLC was single player content.

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 2 роки тому +45

      And free or "one time purchase" instead of a series of microtransactions with increasingly poor value.

    • @khalifrhodes9503
      @khalifrhodes9503 2 роки тому +10

      @@dhruvavikas1632 its not gonna

    • @cangrejopendejo4909
      @cangrejopendejo4909 2 роки тому +14

      @@Loctorak Huh? If you don't want to buy in game currency then don't buy it. I've put a lot of time in GTAO without ever spending a cent of my own money.

    • @kobaltsteel6418
      @kobaltsteel6418 2 роки тому +6

      It would especially help the game after the main campaign... give me a reason to use my money

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 2 роки тому +2

      @@cangrejopendejo4909
      Cool story, say hi to Griefer Jesus for me or whatever.

  • @heathpetrie6850
    @heathpetrie6850 Рік тому +86

    using overwatch to talk about online games where you "get into a match within a minute" has gone from a reasonable piece of evidence for his point to a brilliant work of comedy in itself

  • @scose
    @scose 4 роки тому +5785

    "there is a vast abundance of blank empty areas with nothing going on" -- just like LA in real life!

    • @sneaky5141
      @sneaky5141 4 роки тому +497

      actually no irl you can see someone shitting on the side of someones parked car

    • @notatroll9667
      @notatroll9667 4 роки тому +221

      Fun gameplay > realism

    • @theman76942
      @theman76942 4 роки тому +50

      >Walks past the Casino
      If only he had the foresight to see the Diamond Casino update on the horizon.

    • @weabooslayer7007
      @weabooslayer7007 4 роки тому +13

      coronavirus in a nutshell

    • @mota2028
      @mota2028 4 роки тому +40

      @@notatroll9667 and that's why San Andreas was a much more fun game than gta V by a very long shot.

  • @classyglassy2035
    @classyglassy2035 5 років тому +6989

    I disagree on the car dialogue point. That's something I've always really appreciated about the Rockstar games. Driving isn't just dead air-you're getting more engagement as you travel. And real people do talk when they're in the car together, so from the point of realism it adds a lot. You can make the argument that hardened killers wouldn't have such a carefree conversation, but these games always have walked the line between contemplative and absurd.
    I don't know. Not everyone will like it, but I do. I feel like it adds more humanity to these characters, so we sympathize with their stories more.

    • @Mebble
      @Mebble 5 років тому +165

      well yeah i see what you mean but when 85% of the entire game's story content is just driving and talking it gets less interesting and more boring

    • @alexmt6141
      @alexmt6141 5 років тому +283

      Mebble 85% are you on drugs? Its about 30% and its excuse for that is the title, Grand Theft AUTO. Is this saying something to you?

    • @alexmt6141
      @alexmt6141 5 років тому +47

      And the game focus more on the criminal activities, family and other side missions, its not the game fault that you dont like it. Go and play something else.

    • @peepeepoo3432
      @peepeepoo3432 5 років тому +174

      I don't think he meant that there shouldn't be driving dialogues. It's just the timing and topics that make it very weird. The characters get inside the car and immediately start a story, then the story ends and they don't talk until you arrive at your destination. I understand how difficult it is, but Rockstar should aim to achieve conversations that are a little more realistic in terms of time spent in silence, time spent telling anecdotes and time spent just chatting about, because that's how real car conversations go. I think they'll manage it in their next titles.

    • @OnlyJustCrazy
      @OnlyJustCrazy 5 років тому +39

      Personally I think it makes it feel like they’re even more psychotic. They can go rob banks and mow down mobs of people without blinking and then get in a car and talk about hipsters and joke around immediately after? Fucking psychos yo. Granted Rockstar games always have a certain level of comedic absurdity so it never really bothered me in the way dunkey is talking about it.

  • @bryceshawgo7696
    @bryceshawgo7696 4 роки тому +636

    I gotta give them props for improving their open worlds in rdr2. Most buildings are enterable and a lot of them have interesting stuff going on. Shame that the traveling between missions got a million times more tedious.

    • @themadtitan7603
      @themadtitan7603 2 роки тому +24

      I won't say "most" what you can enter is impressive but it mostly consists of shacks, storefronts, homesteads of course it's easier on developers to make accessible meanwhile actual enterable buildings like the one in ST Denis are utterly wasted.

    • @davidreeding9176
      @davidreeding9176 2 роки тому +73

      @@themadtitan7603 I would say that having every single building be open is gratuitous, even in a world with few buildings like rdr2. I used to think that I would love to have every building be open to me in a gta game, but then I really thought about it. What would be the point of this? Just to be immersed a little bit more? That's waaaaaay too much work for little to no pay off. I think Rockstar did well with the buildings that you can explore in their most recent game, but to ask for more would be incredibly short sighted.

    • @poko60
      @poko60 2 роки тому +4

      Unfortunately horse sucks. But that's why I'm that much more excite for GTA 6. Car driving is fun regardless of how long it is

    • @swapnilgohil7280
      @swapnilgohil7280 2 роки тому +35

      @@poko60 easy boah...

    • @tinman3747
      @tinman3747 2 роки тому +19

      @@mkultra2456 ok so you get a bunch of enterable buildings. Now you get to go in a building that is likely completely empty. What then? What's fun about going into a building?

  • @smithychris8537
    @smithychris8537 2 роки тому +88

    The “car dialogue” in RDR2, or “horse dialogue” I guess, is amazing. I got the most out of the characters in those moments just riding from A to B.

    • @xvxvcaspervxvx
      @xvxvcaspervxvx Рік тому +8

      @@dm8in
      It's not the destination; but the journey we spend together! The point of A to B is to get a better understanding of the characters rather than just sitting through another cutscene.

    • @stair.w2216
      @stair.w2216 Рік тому +9

      You can tell they tried a lot harder with the writing in RDR2, the characters are fantastic.

  • @konradmaciaszek6972
    @konradmaciaszek6972 4 роки тому +1675

    I've just noticed that at 4:38 there are all these clips of fast gameplay and then there's League of Legends with a static loadout screen

    • @jackc5142
      @jackc5142 4 роки тому +249

      It was actually him just shitting on league more. Like, "look at all these games where I'm playing and having fun!" Vs league and GTA online where u picked one thing and then sit there for 5-10 minutes

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 4 роки тому +50

      He’s a master at his craft : If the more times you see, the more details you discover, the better your creation is. His videos are actual works of art

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 4 роки тому +9

      Then hearthstone is a bunch of cards

    • @DefinitelyNotRin
      @DefinitelyNotRin 4 роки тому +4

      That's a huge flaw for me about league.

    • @TRQDude
      @TRQDude 4 роки тому +5

      @Jacob Rendall So? That's what the game is, you're not waiting for anything to happen like League and GTA. It's not comparable.

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 6 років тому +2842

    *Niko! Let's go bowling*

    • @ohnoitsdead
      @ohnoitsdead 5 років тому +40

      Earth Is A Donut Sorry cousin I don't have time.

    • @hoovie1417
      @hoovie1417 5 років тому +6

      No u

    • @PotatoesFromSaturn
      @PotatoesFromSaturn 5 років тому +3

      CASINNNN!

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 4 роки тому +1

      Let’s play darts!
      We should eat together.
      Let’s play some video games, man. (SCRAPPED ACTIVITY?)
      You wanna shoot some pool?
      We should go...and get DRUNK together!
      Cousin, you must see a show here, how about it?

  • @royalfrost1
    @royalfrost1 2 роки тому +109

    I feel like the dialogue in cars is a thing precisely because Rockstar is aware that there are long stretches of their game where you are just going from Point A to Point B and need something to make it less boring, but honestly, it only makes all the times you're just in the car driving stick out harder in your brain.

    • @peace1290
      @peace1290 Рік тому +3

      It gets worse when your favourite song is playing on the radio but you can't hear it because the characters too busy talking about nothing. In the GTA trilogy, car dialogue wasn't much of an issue because characters didn't talk for an absurd length of time and (for the most part) they only spoke when they had something meaningful to say or it played into the story well. Also, the amount of missions that required characters to be in the same vehicle were drastically lower than IV and V.

  • @leokim47
    @leokim47 2 роки тому +50

    “Definitive” edition: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @sammoyers4792
    @sammoyers4792 6 років тому +1947

    Hey, staying in GTA Online for more than 8 minutes without being disconnected by a "connection error" is impressive.

    • @ProfTuNichts
      @ProfTuNichts 6 років тому +26

      Pergmen or disconnected, because the game things you are AFK

    • @bambam2372
      @bambam2372 6 років тому +8

      Pergmen dude I thought that was just me.

    • @jaysanchez4407
      @jaysanchez4407 6 років тому +4

      Ive managed to stay in a session for 6 hours 😂 never got disconnected

    • @texrzz8368
      @texrzz8368 6 років тому

      That’s only you because your poor

    • @randomkraam
      @randomkraam 6 років тому +3

      or the forever loading screen

  • @mrmunk0068
    @mrmunk0068 6 років тому +1872

    I watched this while waiting for a gta race to start... IM STILL WAITING

    • @ksawery6568
      @ksawery6568 6 років тому +4

      did everyone end up leaving matchmaking?

    • @isunktheship
      @isunktheship 6 років тому +2

      RIP mang

    • @regularfries3147
      @regularfries3147 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, I am in the same lobby and we're still waiting for the race to start.

    • @NowBearInMind
      @NowBearInMind 6 років тому

      I think it's time to stop playing

    • @jarlbalgruuf2415
      @jarlbalgruuf2415 6 років тому

      Why not just join an existing lobby?

  • @diegobustamante8213
    @diegobustamante8213 3 роки тому +20

    for anyone wondering what the Funky music was at 3:50 its called No Happy Endings
    by
    Tangerine Dream. its also in GTA 5

  • @greekfire995
    @greekfire995 3 роки тому +369

    Would love to see him address rockstar again after the most recent events with the ps5

    • @savoybluejay456
      @savoybluejay456 3 роки тому +1

      What happened

    • @galactichasyoutube775
      @galactichasyoutube775 3 роки тому +118

      Spencer Burson they’re selling gta 5 on the PS5. It’s literally a PS3 game that they keep on reselling like Bethesda and Skyrim

    • @flyde6521
      @flyde6521 3 роки тому +71

      @@galactichasyoutube775 did you love GTA V (PS3), GTA V (Xbox 360), GTA V Next gen (Xbox One), GTA V Next gen (PS4) and GTA V PC edition. Well...do we have something for you

    • @harolrvez7124
      @harolrvez7124 3 роки тому +5

      GalacticHasUA-cam
      I would love to play Gta V pc on the PS5, whats so bad about improving the graphics for next-gen console? How tf do you know that they aren’t gonna do something with the game ?

    • @galactichasyoutube775
      @galactichasyoutube775 3 роки тому +52

      Văn Bùi because it’s the same game. If they were really gonna do something with it, they’d sell GTA 6.
      Also, “Improving the graphics” means practically nothing right now because it will look like a mid-gen PS4 game at best. Just look at some of the character models.
      They know they’ve made a popular game that basically everyone on the planet has heard of (like Skyrim) and now are milking the fuck out of it for two generations.

  • @harryd5866
    @harryd5866 6 років тому +2013

    The conversations taking place in the car is the only thing entertaining during the car drive

    • @pleasedontdothis.9878
      @pleasedontdothis.9878 5 років тому +96

      Harry De Cat I agree. It would be boring & mentally debilitating if it weren't there.

    • @tragnark5602
      @tragnark5602 5 років тому +113

      So don't put a mission at 6 km away from you

    • @ghaffarkhan5662
      @ghaffarkhan5662 5 років тому +19

      He is def in the miniscule minority, disliking the conversations during car rides

    • @Cowpowblaow
      @Cowpowblaow 5 років тому +45

      @@ghaffarkhan5662 Nah, I'd say otherwise. The real deal is cutting the fat, there's no need to have a mission make you drive actual miles just to get to the start of it, that is literally artificial game play extenders. Just fake "game play" to make it so the game can say it has "40 hours" of story as a selling point. While it can be entertaining at first glance, covering that up with out of character conversation doesn't fool me.

    • @rayaqin
      @rayaqin 5 років тому +1

      @Just Some Gaming I think that hipster conversation was okay .. not 10/10 maybe, but it was not specifically "bad writing" for sure. It could be worse I guess.

  • @veritascalivmeir3708
    @veritascalivmeir3708 6 років тому +4039

    Grand Theft Auto? More like Time Theft Lobby

  • @lparry9004
    @lparry9004 2 роки тому +351

    watching this in early 2018: "How dare he make fun of such a legendary company!"
    watching this in late 2021: "He's letting them off easy..."

    • @mastermax7777
      @mastermax7777 2 роки тому +28

      i mean, small issues like these become obvious the older you get, sure everything can seem epic and legendary when your a teenager, but once you experienced countless games and movies, honestly, almost everything just becomes boring.

    • @anuj5118
      @anuj5118 2 роки тому +1

      @@mastermax7777 True

    • @BiggerR10
      @BiggerR10 2 роки тому +2

      What are you talking about? They still make awesome games

    • @LakituKoopa
      @LakituKoopa Рік тому +2

      @@finnishfatboi809 Ehh no. There is a line between good games and shitty games. This is why people still play GTA San Andreas because they cared about making a good game. V is a cheap game with no content at all. They made awesome games but not anymore.

    • @mydefenseisimpregnable
      @mydefenseisimpregnable Рік тому +5

      @@LakituKoopa they literally made rdr2 and is working on gta 6. Have you’ve been living under a rock?

  • @Naz-xk6hq
    @Naz-xk6hq 6 місяців тому +18

    This video is old, but I need to say this:
    You *need* those boring missions for pacing. If every mission was an exhilarating thrill ride it would drain the player out too quickly. By having those missions in the game it makes the more exciting missions stand out because they become more impactful and memorable as a result.
    Besides, it’s not like those missions don’t contribute something to the overall narrative. The whole point of that truck mission was to show how different Franklin is from his childhood friends who all became crackheads and drug addicts, while he’s trying his best to escape that life and make something of himself. The dialogue isn’t there just for the sake of it, it’s there to add depth and flesh out the characters. It’s a really natural way to peek inside the minds of these guys, just like real life.
    Be honest, how many times have you ever been in a car with someone else and you *didnt* say something to one another for the duration of the trip, even if it was some of the most dumbest shit imaginable?
    So while I don’t agree with your arguments about the car conversations or the boring missions, you pretty much nailed it with the rest of the video.

    • @Facu_04
      @Facu_04 5 місяців тому +2

      I don't think that boring missions necessarily contribute to a better pacing compared to the fun missions. I think that pacing is developed through fun moments that hype the player to keep playing and stale moments that level down the gameplay, and gta has always have plenty of that. The driving sections of the game could be shorter but I agree that they can be essential or simply enjoyable if the quirks of the characters are utilized correctly. But as I say, they need to be shorter or simply more interesting like in god of war. The conversations between Kratos and Atreus reflect how you can balance boring gameplay with an actual content that feels interesting to the player. I'm just saying that gta 6 should try to improve the gta formula to a modern audience that has expirienced an evolution in the open world type games.

    • @Magst3r1
      @Magst3r1 5 місяців тому

      So basically your argument is that the game needs to be boring so that 10% of it can be fun...

    • @Facu_04
      @Facu_04 5 місяців тому

      @@Magst3r1 Thats what I'm saying. It doesn't make sense that way.

    • @Naz-xk6hq
      @Naz-xk6hq 5 місяців тому

      @@Magst3r1 you misunderstood my point. I’m not saying make every mission “boring” I’m saying that the missions which are slower than the rest are necessary for the overall pacing and development of the plot and story and help contribute to making those exciting missions more powerful. They help with buildup and suspense.
      For example: if you took away all the preparation missions for all the heists in GTA V the actual heists themselves would feel less satisfying and grandiose as a result because you didn’t lay the groundwork for getting those heists completed in the first place.

  • @pastaiscool160
    @pastaiscool160 5 років тому +2881

    Let’s start a petition to get dunkey to play bully

    • @gopaldey8487
      @gopaldey8487 4 роки тому +54

      Yes dunkey do it 'Dunkview'

    • @GoreDios
      @GoreDios 4 роки тому +25

      Why hasn't someone already said this

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider 4 роки тому +102

      Best rockstar game, the open world was fun to explore, the mini games are good, the side missions are good... Mastapiissss

    • @himanshusori1638
      @himanshusori1638 4 роки тому +37

      We need Bully 2

    • @jadrianmc3420
      @jadrianmc3420 4 роки тому +4

      @@GoreDios More like why Dunkey didn't notice that the game even existed

  • @WillyMacShow
    @WillyMacShow 6 років тому +825

    Exactly. Open worlds seem more like backdrops rather than interactive playgrounds. Like come on boys, let me build a sandcastle in this sandbox! Instead it's just and empty box. The box looks nice, but it's still just an empty box.

    • @niki123489
      @niki123489 6 років тому +12

      you are so original and I am so sarcastic

    • @jamesleon4883
      @jamesleon4883 6 років тому +4

      and we're not cats

    • @FlamingDonkey
      @FlamingDonkey 6 років тому +57

      San andreas had tons of clothing stores, gun stores, mod shops, gyms, food stores, and just random places you could enter. I dont give a shit about copy and paste garage/apartment #30 or arm wrestling Rockstar

    • @ajaxtaur
      @ajaxtaur 6 років тому +28

      That's not true.
      There's some sand in the corner.

    • @DevineInnovations
      @DevineInnovations 6 років тому +5

      GTA games are open world, but they are still very linear.

  • @enricobellisario2738
    @enricobellisario2738 3 роки тому +48

    My favorite thing about this video is the suggestion that either Michael or Amanda have a lovecraftian monster for a brother.

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 6 років тому +3063

    So can we get the end of the Uncle Gungalar story? Or is that the new Sea of Thieves DLC?

    • @samuellund1377
      @samuellund1377 6 років тому +80

      Uncle Gungalar = THICC

    • @josepalomino8446
      @josepalomino8446 6 років тому +9

      I guess is your usual kinky old creepy uncle.

    • @redlunatic2224
      @redlunatic2224 6 років тому +23

      Jose Palomino Yeah. Just munching those dead sailors he loves so much and babbling about the defeat of Uxh'Zrioth the king of unending flesh-storms... Booooriing!

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 6 років тому +1

      I need more of that story.

    • @GeeGe.
      @GeeGe. 6 років тому +31

      +Miguel Sarellano Read HP Lovecraft. I don't mean that in a condescending way, if you like reading and you clearly like the tale of Uncle Gungalar, you're gonna enjoy his stories.
      Now that I think about it, Lovecraft stories with humor... that could be the greatest or the worst idea ever.

  • @Coolmark123
    @Coolmark123 6 років тому +1660

    Rockstar needs to work on their Spaghetti and Meatballs

    • @GwopUpEnt
      @GwopUpEnt 6 років тому +16

      I heard eminem's mom cooks a mean spaghetti

    • @nebbii
      @nebbii 6 років тому +5

      all spaghetti, no meatballs

    • @samuelguzman9143
      @samuelguzman9143 6 років тому +1

      boo

    • @BellyBacon
      @BellyBacon 6 років тому

      never forgetti mommas spaghetti

    • @TheIrishDino
      @TheIrishDino 6 років тому

      Hey Look! It's that idiot on Twitter!

  • @scot_playzz349
    @scot_playzz349 3 роки тому +86

    Car dialogue and horse dialogue are one of the best bits of rockstar games

    • @MP-dm8xh
      @MP-dm8xh 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah I defo agree, something about hearing characters talking to each other is just great, hell, that mission in GTA V where you have to haul some cars across half the map in a big ass truck? I still like that mission cause I just like listening to the dialogue, no matter how many times I’ve heard it

    • @curiousmind_
      @curiousmind_ 2 роки тому +2

      I don't know if many people are aware but on Rockstar's games since GTA 4 when you fail a mission and restart you'll hear an alternative dialogue in every mission, in RDR 1 there's sometimes 3 alternative dialogues..
      That's just shows the quality of writing in their games.

    • @cyjan3k823
      @cyjan3k823 2 роки тому

      Because there is little to no dialogue outside of that. Obviously it is "good" when most of the Story happens there or in similiarly strange fashion (just seconds after getting out of car dialogue for 10second and everyone goes away)

  • @archfiendkaguya6213
    @archfiendkaguya6213 3 роки тому +57

    tbh personally, i like the dialogues and conversations the characters have when you’re driving or riding a horse, it helps me feel more connected to the character bc they go in depth with their personality and who they are. but thats just me tho, but still good point burkey

  • @darkstarbucks975
    @darkstarbucks975 6 років тому +1941

    This franchise makes you feel like Batman.

    • @captainpotato3683
      @captainpotato3683 6 років тому +44

      Could not look or feel more batman

    • @charliedontsurf7468
      @charliedontsurf7468 6 років тому +37

      Really just feeeeeels like I’m Batman

    • @connorhandforth814
      @connorhandforth814 6 років тому +7

      GameTitan74 What did you think Thanos?
      Big purple looking ass dude: Batman makes you feel like Batman.

    • @waffleduck1573
      @waffleduck1573 6 років тому +2

      Sure it does. Just bought a literal f****** Batman car they decided to put in the game because reasons LOL.

    • @mrmikeman4321
      @mrmikeman4321 6 років тому

      dude batman isn't even in this video anywhere. you idiot lmaoo

  • @bndawg2000
    @bndawg2000 6 років тому +966

    When I pick on Rockstar, it is because of the obnoxious online mode that has become an advertisement for shark cards.

    • @TruFalco
      @TruFalco 6 років тому +11

      Honestly, the complete brazen hated for shark cards seems a little much... I have 10m earned with friends and joining random people's setups. There's a lot to spend that on, but a lot of it is rather pointless crap. There's a sense of accomplishment when you earn it, shark cards are the easy way around but they don't give you any sense of accomplishment. If they just gave you the everything and the kitchen sink, it would be boring. You'd play for like a few hours, get bored, then leave and never come back... Would you rather get a friend to quickly do doomsday act 1 and 3 earning fast money, or would you rather have 50m, buy whatever you want until that gets boring? I feel all you really need is like 10m for all the fun stuff, rest is extra.

    • @saluteswithtriangle6599
      @saluteswithtriangle6599 6 років тому +3

      Those shark cards are what fund all the updates bro. You dont have to buy them.
      Only time i buy shark cards is when i hit 0. And cant get vehicles delivered. Thats happened 3 times so far. Lol

    • @TheRolemodel1337
      @TheRolemodel1337 6 років тому +5

      i just bought 1 billion for 5€ from a texan hacker on xbox
      went on to play on pc
      never got punished already 700million spent xD

    • @DanielCarpenterMusic
      @DanielCarpenterMusic 6 років тому +39

      To be honest, what updates? Oh, you mean the rich story updates that use the engine to tell new stories, like we get every generation, and we've had so many of this generation? They've done nothing, the shark cards fill their pockets and very little else.

    • @saluteswithtriangle6599
      @saluteswithtriangle6599 6 років тому +6

      Daniel T. Carpenter Import/export. Heists, Finance and felony. Bikers. Gunrunning, doomsday vehicles, guns, i can keep on going....
      If you disagree with GTA. Go play something else. I hear fortnite is all the rage these days.

  • @randomfox12245
    @randomfox12245 2 роки тому +29

    "Picking on them"
    Yeah, that's how we felt at the time. Like it was picking on them. Unfairly.
    That was then

  • @mp4f
    @mp4f 3 роки тому +24

    4:01 “ay you there?”
    *no*

  • @SynthMusicWorld
    @SynthMusicWorld 6 років тому +231

    They should do it like my real life, where there's awkward silence in the car accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence.

  • @Zackamoca
    @Zackamoca 6 років тому +729

    Good news is that in GTA 6 car dialogue is going to be completely optional! In fact, you can unlock a number of entertaining car conversations by purchasing the Rockstar Car Dialogue Loot Box for just $4.99

    • @ketrub
      @ketrub 6 років тому +47

      Zackamoca just for 5 shark cards*.
      What does that mean? We don't know, buy shark cards.

    • @longevities
      @longevities 6 років тому +1

      Zackamoca wtf is a "GTA 6"? GTA 5 is the last

    • @Alkaloid-Odin
      @Alkaloid-Odin 6 років тому +38

      Of course you'll need the car bundle first, only 3,99!

    • @thearmchairpsychologist27
      @thearmchairpsychologist27 6 років тому +10

      Oh honey... it's a joke sweetheart

    • @scoutiano4441
      @scoutiano4441 6 років тому +1

      Ando Hanaka i know a better use of that money :D

  • @BeMoreWeird
    @BeMoreWeird 10 місяців тому +7

    The writing quality in the cutscenes versus the driving parts in GTA 5 was so different that I became convinced that they were written by completely different teams

  • @theonly1me
    @theonly1me 2 роки тому +3

    Watching this in 2021, 1 min to OW match is a pipe dream lol

  • @hereil
    @hereil 6 років тому +156

    I liked the small talk in GTA five during the missions where you drive long stretches. It adds some depth and backstory to the characters and they can throw some cheeky banter too.

    • @Ddawg450
      @Ddawg450 6 років тому +4

      but the long stretches shouldn't be there in the first place

    • @JackGames212
      @JackGames212 6 років тому +26

      yeah this videos points made no fucking sense

    • @laurentrinceanu4079
      @laurentrinceanu4079 6 років тому +1

      Yes I like them a lot too, idk what dunkey's problem is with it.everything else tho is really accurate.

    • @crimm8859
      @crimm8859 6 років тому +1

      Replayers and achievement hunters. They've already heard the dialogue but they still have to do the fucking boring drive. Really, the last thing you need is for a game to emulate real life.

    • @hotlover000000000000
      @hotlover000000000000 6 років тому

      And the long stretches were a lot less boring with all the banter going on.

  • @Astrosive
    @Astrosive 6 років тому +659

    Your game loads up in 3 minutes??? I usually cook an oven pizza while I’m waiting

    • @Ac3Mustang
      @Ac3Mustang 6 років тому +1

      Astrosive sameeeee

    • @knownas2017
      @knownas2017 6 років тому +63

      I usually rewatch the entire Dragon Ball Series, then come back and wait for a few more hours..

    • @ROCKYPLAYA
      @ROCKYPLAYA 6 років тому +3

      At a funeral?

    • @Jacksaur_
      @Jacksaur_ 6 років тому +29

      Don't forget when it encounters a single error, and loads up the entirety of Singleplayer again before asking if you want to rejoin!

    • @ROCKYPLAYA
      @ROCKYPLAYA 6 років тому +4

      Dj Blades don't bring up bad memories please (cries in a corner).

  • @robmon4933
    @robmon4933 4 роки тому +29

    4:00 how all my phone calls go

  • @akbersalim9096
    @akbersalim9096 6 місяців тому +4

    Agree with almost everything except the car dialogue part, they are pretty interesting IMO.

  • @itcamefromabox
    @itcamefromabox 6 років тому +671

    Rockstar minimaps have been burned into my mind forever :O

  • @justjoshingaround
    @justjoshingaround 6 років тому +185

    Not sure I agree with the car dialog point. I find it interesting how characters interact during a casual drive.

    • @Robert-xk9no
      @Robert-xk9no 6 років тому +14

      He's saying it's poorly written and cheesy

    • @vaultboy9005
      @vaultboy9005 6 років тому +10

      "casual" like I'm going 200kmh and driving over citizens and two dudes in a car still talk like it's nothing, ignoring outside whatsoever

    • @sirpizo555
      @sirpizo555 6 років тому +15

      To be fair when you run people over or crash they do address it with a quick line of dialogue

    • @kipdaedricartifact
      @kipdaedricartifact 6 років тому +2

      Robert Ward Not always though, it’s utilised to advance characters bonds and convey the characters chemistry to the player.

    • @marshallbananaa
      @marshallbananaa 6 років тому +2

      Gta 4 in car dialogue got really deep at times.

  • @SpikePowers
    @SpikePowers 2 роки тому +35

    0:12 this aged poorly lmao

    • @y0av359
      @y0av359 2 роки тому +3

      With also blizzard

    • @salt7456
      @salt7456 2 роки тому

      Nintendo as well, besides that they’re all pretty accurate, besides platinum games coming close.

    • @BiggerR10
      @BiggerR10 2 роки тому +1

      Why? What game was bad? And reminder: gta trilogy was not from Rockstar.

    • @bigsmoke5814
      @bigsmoke5814 7 місяців тому

      ​@@BiggerR10no gta de pulled up from my ass. stop defending rockstar.

    • @Doss3332
      @Doss3332 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@salt7456nintendo???

  • @SamXAlex39
    @SamXAlex39 9 місяців тому +4

    man this aged so well

  • @yinshougun9457
    @yinshougun9457 6 років тому +716

    Let's not forget the following:
    - Rockstar will ban you for being in a lobby with a troll
    - Rockstar will send you a cease and desist if you are a modder
    - Rockstar increases their prices on Steam before sales so their game prices remain the same
    - A game that is 5 years old still has a retail price of $60+ dollars
    - (Edit) A full price game with microtransactions

    • @goku-hh8kt
      @goku-hh8kt 6 років тому +55

      Wait, do they actually increase their prices? Jesus, how did I not know that

    • @FideszLover15
      @FideszLover15 6 років тому +85

      It's already been 5 years? It feels like it's been released like 2 years ago.

    • @Cetoke
      @Cetoke 6 років тому +20

      Well the PS3 and XB360 versions were released in 2013, the PC release was full two years later

    • @Maztuhmind
      @Maztuhmind 6 років тому +6

      The PS3 and 360 versions are $30 new while the PS4 and Xbox one versions are still $40.

    • @jimmycumbest6877
      @jimmycumbest6877 6 років тому +37

      It's still $60 because people are still actively buying it. It's been on the Steam Top Selling list ever since it first came out. It's not gonna stop being sold at full price until GTA VI comes out.

  • @grimwatcher
    @grimwatcher 5 років тому +1468

    I'm so glad they solved all those issues for red dead redemption 2 and how amazingly fun and not tedious the online compo...
    I'm sorry I was choking in own sarcasm there.

    • @nourjacques5103
      @nourjacques5103 4 роки тому +51

      @@wr8196 lmao u went hard on him, chill

    • @grandpaeren6839
      @grandpaeren6839 4 роки тому +102

      Wouter R he was solely talking about online. I feel like rdr2 is overrated. Gameplay is clunky and makes u feel like a baby, each mission being told what to do and ur gun aims for u. Besides its only one difficulty which i must assume is moderate cuz the auto aim should be accessible for like harder difficulties. The saving grace is the narrative, characters, and performances. My fav missions are the ones that feel the same but are impacted more cuz of the events of the story. 7/10

    • @Mr.Ltastic
      @Mr.Ltastic 4 роки тому +32

      naruto midoryia you know you can disable auto aim right?

    • @liamkerr7183
      @liamkerr7183 4 роки тому +33

      @@grandpaeren6839 there are ways to increase the difficulty and to make it feel like the game is holding your hand less you just never tried and never looked and good god with the clunk people never rest with the clunkiness maybe if you weren't trying to sprint everywhere you wouldn't have this problem I know I don't

    • @grandpaeren6839
      @grandpaeren6839 4 роки тому +7

      Liam Kerr i like games that make me feel more independent. The level design is like parenting

  • @L.i.am95
    @L.i.am95 2 роки тому +4

    In rdr and rdr2 I love the traveling dialogue, always something interesting that gives a bit of insight into the characters

  • @nano7586
    @nano7586 3 роки тому +17

    Tbh rockstar games is one of the coolest game companies. They did a pretty good job in all of their games imo but you can't have the cake and eat it too. Gta V was a masterpiece, max payne 1-3 are amazing, red dead redemption is stunning.
    *Agree that gta V online is trash

    • @fractic4423
      @fractic4423 3 роки тому +1

      GTA 5 is not a masterpiece

    • @jackcassidy9963
      @jackcassidy9963 3 роки тому +2

      GTA 5 is definitely not a masterpiece but it's still good

    • @kumbandit
      @kumbandit 3 роки тому

      You mean Max Payne 1-2, 3 was dogshit...

    • @someguy8951
      @someguy8951 3 роки тому +7

      @@kumbandit No they were all amazing

    • @imtiazmihad1850
      @imtiazmihad1850 2 роки тому +2

      @@kumbandit nah, 3 was amazing as well, the story might not be compelling as 1 or 2 but it was great anyway

  • @RinRinStrikes
    @RinRinStrikes 6 років тому +601

    Jokes on you, I was queuing for an Overwatch game and was able to watch this entire video before getting into a match.
    Jokes on me i was able to rewatch this video again waiting on GTAV

    • @Ben-uc9xn
      @Ben-uc9xn 6 років тому +21

      You're right overwatch isn't a good example of getting right into the action for some reason whenever I wanna play overwatch it takes 5-10 minutes for me to get in a game.

    • @Maijstro
      @Maijstro 6 років тому +4

      Ben Aaron for me it only takes 2 min tho

    • @Ben-uc9xn
      @Ben-uc9xn 6 років тому +1

      Yuri lucky! Sometimes it takes a little bit for me, but 75% of the time i'm waiting forever.

    • @RinRinStrikes
      @RinRinStrikes 6 років тому

      for someone who's name is lol, that comment wasnt very funny

    • @Ben-uc9xn
      @Ben-uc9xn 6 років тому +1

      I play early in the morning like 12am so that could explain it. It doesn't stop me from playing overwatch bc if I really wanna play it, I will anyway.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 років тому +520

    GTA VI: Dunkey’s Revenge

    • @thomaskelly4855
      @thomaskelly4855 6 років тому

      StickMaster500 wad up stickmaster!!!

    • @bernoulli3023
      @bernoulli3023 6 років тому

      StickMaster500 GTA VII: the rant-saccre

    • @alphasiddy7207
      @alphasiddy7207 6 років тому +3

      How are you everywhere...

    • @oliverkjell7218
      @oliverkjell7218 6 років тому

      bro how?!?! Like every tf2 youtuber, i scroll down and see you. Now dunkeys vids?! shit i think you are everywhere

    • @psyko2666
      @psyko2666 6 років тому

      2 hours of the game is you driving around listening about sea monsters...

  • @SensWarrior6
    @SensWarrior6 Рік тому +6

    That statement about Overwatch getting people into online matches quickly has not aged well at all.

    • @real1mem3s
      @real1mem3s 11 місяців тому

      Uh the queue times are low for every mode that isn't comp i guess. If you're not a Top 500 player, why even bother with comp?

    • @hohohodrigues
      @hohohodrigues 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@real1mem3sbruh overwatch takes ages to find a match, it's made that way so we can watch D'va getting fvcked in pörnhub, the true overwatch is over there

  • @subzero6580
    @subzero6580 3 роки тому +4

    Lol, that tow truck mission is one of my memorable ones. Pay attention to the conversation you have with her.

  • @user-ed1rk1jg6i
    @user-ed1rk1jg6i 6 років тому +2173

    I was expecting some mention of shark cards

  • @billyhowever
    @billyhowever 6 років тому +121

    i always liked the car dialogue actually. its usually really funny

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 6 років тому +8

      The more leaned back old school GTA in general is more my jam; talking in cars to and from mission, slowly dwelling into chaos through peaceful missions escalating the story towards the action, longer cutscenes exploring the characters backstory, that kinda thing.
      Probably the main reason I’d favor GTA IV over V. Modern games are too fast a pace for my taste.

    • @asdfsdfsdf5114
      @asdfsdfsdf5114 6 років тому +2

      Why you hating dawg
      live and let live

    • @amarkovER
      @amarkovER 6 років тому +3

      Yeah this is Dunkey pulling at strings, The car dialogue is awesome in most GTA games.

  • @trevorbilak-sackin792
    @trevorbilak-sackin792 4 роки тому +46

    *first complaint is about tedium*
    *me seeing this was released before rdr2*: Oh my spaghetti and meatBOLLS

  • @saucy7406
    @saucy7406 Рік тому +7

    Bro bullied them so hard they haven’t released a game since

  • @soundwave9414
    @soundwave9414 5 років тому +767

    GTA V may have had thr bigger map, But gta sa had the better map. I actually wanted to explore because its like they realized that states wont have just 1 city in them.

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 5 років тому +62

      It's interesting that even in SA it seems like they spent a lot more time on Los Santos than any other part, but it still feels bigger to me because the urban areas are spaced out much more evenly. LS, SF and LV are placed in different corners of the map, which means you'll be touring the countryside a lot and likely stumble upon something new. In V practically everything interesting takes place in LS, which only makes up the lowest third of the map. Now I'm just thinking out loud, but if Rockstar had placed LS in the center of the map and have the countryside surround it, I think it would've felt way less empty. Alternatively, making the town on the north edge of the map bigger and putting more missions there would ensure players actually have a reason to drive around much more, and probably end up exploring more too.

    • @sebastianodiraviolo499
      @sebastianodiraviolo499 5 років тому +9

      @@cupriferouscatalyst3708 yeah ,the SA map was much better i loved it

    • @El_Fabricio
      @El_Fabricio 5 років тому +3

      @@cupriferouscatalyst3708 I think they should just make the whole West Coast or the USA the way how Crew handled it. But it'd take a lot more time to do.

    • @mjc0961
      @mjc0961 4 роки тому +5

      GTA SA had a bad map too. The boonies and the desert was a bunch of pointless empty space that did nothing but add boring commute time between some missions.
      Vice City and III had the better maps.

    • @aidencampbell9120
      @aidencampbell9120 4 роки тому +6

      @@mjc0961 Legit their opinion man, no need to shit on what they like just cause you think your opinion is factual and overrides theirs.

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 6 років тому +1459

    they should make it like the Knack 2 multiplayer, 1 millisecond after you look at the online option you've already beat all your friends at fortnite

  • @bromanworldz2569
    @bromanworldz2569 6 місяців тому +3

    Seeing Blizzard on the list of “AAA studios that puts a quality title everytime” really aged well

  • @divinelyshpongled
    @divinelyshpongled 3 роки тому

    lol the editing from 3 mins til the end was pure gold - love gunkey

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +1332

    Rockstar could take to the next level by making *GTA: Knackopolis Kazooie*

    • @Beefusan
      @Beefusan 6 років тому +24

      & Knucles

    • @factionalhitman
      @factionalhitman 6 років тому +17

      Veridian
      *GTA: FORCES*
      *CREATE YOUR VERY OWN CHARACTER!*

    • @MadhatClemens
      @MadhatClemens 6 років тому +3

      Still aint gonna beat Knack 3

    • @jheckie14
      @jheckie14 6 років тому +3

      Welp, you just gave me cancer. Thanks a lot gee...

    • @manhattanvi
      @manhattanvi 6 років тому +1

      knack jokes

  • @AvighnTerminator
    @AvighnTerminator 5 місяців тому +11

    Anyone here after GTA VI trailer?

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +714

    Chinatown on the DS is a modern mastapiece

    • @ReD_2022
      @ReD_2022 6 років тому +1

      Oh really? Should I consider getting it for my 2ds xl?

    • @Phoenixblue.
      @Phoenixblue. 6 років тому +16

      Veridian ur right i played dat shit was fun asf

    • @theverylastkorok7080
      @theverylastkorok7080 6 років тому +1

      I’ve heard great things about it

    • @ThePegasusAirforce
      @ThePegasusAirforce 6 років тому +42

      It's honestly one of the best games on the DS, and it's definitely worth the play if you're a fan of GTA.

    • @plutosmash6068
      @plutosmash6068 6 років тому +44

      I wish they’d bring back drug dealing, that was so fun. I remember when I was 12 years old with my dsi assuming the role of an Asian drug dealer. Shit was great.

  • @ryancheney6841
    @ryancheney6841 3 роки тому +14

    L.A. Noire did the best job of having dialogue while driving because it actually expands character and story development. And you actually learn more about the characters of my favorite game and characters

  • @quesadeeowl7845
    @quesadeeowl7845 4 роки тому +13

    The thing that would make the open world better is if you could go inside cluckin bell and burger shot

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 2 роки тому +2

      Its insane. It's like... "make San Andreas > can get character to be fat from burgers or mega jacked > is best gameplay mechanic ever included since the Pause button > never put it in a game again"
      What gives, R⭐?

    • @-Tony-Gunk-
      @-Tony-Gunk- 2 роки тому

      @@Loctorak they focused more on making the world detailed I guess, besides I feel if gta v was made from the ground up with 8th gen hardware, it would have definitely had all these features, they made it for 7th gen as a majority of player base still had xbox360 and PS3... Probably why police ai is mostly broken, 512mb ram vs 8 GB ram, lotta difference

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 2 роки тому +1

      @@-Tony-Gunk- oh of course, but there's always that part of me that's a bit upset that I can't get Arthur really buff in some saloon gym type thing and then go talk trash at Micah around camp.
      Although on second thoughts, Arthur's body type never stopped me doing that, anyhow. 😅

    • @-Tony-Gunk-
      @-Tony-Gunk- 2 роки тому

      @@Loctorak gta vi boutta be the ultimate gta, I'm pretty sure with 20+ years of experience, r* gonna make the game they wanted all along. I still think gta vi will disappoint some fans in the gta community, they will say gta v better than vi, just like how many are saying iv better than v, or 10 years back when people said sa better than iv

    • @curiousmind_
      @curiousmind_ 2 роки тому

      @@-Tony-Gunk- looking at RDR 2, I'm sure GTA 6 is gonna be a blast

  • @LadyDem
    @LadyDem 6 років тому +1066

    I like the car talk...

    • @MrBeastknows
      @MrBeastknows 6 років тому +11

      It's boring though. Much of the time it's needless exposition, until its not and it's a genuine conversation which you can't see go on. Its boring af. Red Dead on the other hand makes more sense.

    • @032_m.alfathcirrus5
      @032_m.alfathcirrus5 6 років тому +6

      Caio Melo It's just dunkey being himself, don't worry about it.

    • @Raviouliformiouli
      @Raviouliformiouli 6 років тому +48

      I remember in ballad of gay tony, Mr bulgarians associate was in a car with me, and it was quiet, and luis was like "sooo you dont want to talk?" he was like "no."

    • @maximvsdread1610
      @maximvsdread1610 6 років тому

      I like your avi :D

    • @darkitaht12
      @darkitaht12 6 років тому

      Yea me too

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 6 років тому +715

    Rockstar (and Take Two as well) should be picked on because they helped push the microtransaction wave that has seeped its way into almost every game

    • @andyavila3885
      @andyavila3885 6 років тому +135

      They just said "helped push" so I don't think they mean they started it. You're saying they don't deserve any of the blame at all?

    • @Steidemeister56
      @Steidemeister56 6 років тому +8

      that's really more on valves on tbh

    • @Kilbot192
      @Kilbot192 6 років тому +125

      You know what helped micro-transactions more?
      You're never gonna believe this...
      It was the people who paid for them.

    • @artjuice8087
      @artjuice8087 6 років тому +46

      I think mobile gaming was a big part of it

    • @ggp103
      @ggp103 6 років тому +29

      john papple so just because a lot of people fell for a shitty business practice the company doing it shouldn’t be blamed?

  • @DNTCreativeMedia
    @DNTCreativeMedia 3 роки тому +89

    I think it's the difference between Rockstar making games going "what would the player have the most fun with?" and instead going "we're going to force the player to have fun with this." For example, no, Nintendo doens't make "cool" games like Rockstar, but damn are most of them really FUN to play. They're just so damned enjoyable. Playing through a GTA game at times feels like "I have to get through this" instead of "I WANT to get through this." Another example is that when I play Skyrim or BoTW, when I'm out of the game, I'm THINING about the game: "hmmm...I've got to remember to check out that one thing or go to that one place or make sure to get those items." When I play a GTA game, it's like I forget about the game after I've stopped playing.

    • @thenicflynn
      @thenicflynn 3 роки тому +1

      David Tedesco I agree with you 100%! Sega is one of those developers too. Where when you start playing it you realize you’re having way more fun than this triple A rockstar game or another set

    • @marcusboyo1796
      @marcusboyo1796 3 роки тому +10

      Have you ever considered that maybe a game like grand theft auto is not for you? It’s a blast for many. Instead of passing on some extremely vague judgement on a game filled with vehicles, theft, shooting, explosions, endless weapon and vehicle customization, the ability to purchase real estate, and more... Maybe check out why other people enjoy it?
      ...But yes please do tell me how Rockstar makes this game tedious and “forces” you to play through it.

    • @getinthecrust4907
      @getinthecrust4907 3 роки тому +6

      FAH.M Have you ever considered that this is just someone’s opinion, and you don’t have to write a thesis about why they are wrong?

    • @marcusboyo1796
      @marcusboyo1796 3 роки тому +4

      @@getinthecrust4907 Sure, it's his opinion, but it seems that it's a very unpopular one. The game was phenomenal. This guy states he feels like he has to "get through" the game when the game has millions of ways to get through. I get that the missions sometimes may feel linear, but the game itself is not.

  • @The_Punisher
    @The_Punisher 2 роки тому +9

    I never understood why Rockstar designs pretty great driving ai but for missions characters will make you drive their car to places even though it's not your car

  • @SimonZellox
    @SimonZellox 6 років тому +1905

    Wow I really want to play GTA Online races all of the sudden.
    *Starts GTA*
    *Tries to find a lobby*
    *10 minutes later*
    *Camera zooms out to the sky*
    I FINALLY FOUND A JOB!
    *BOAT RACE*

    • @SimonZellox
      @SimonZellox 6 років тому +20

      GOBIC ROY, yes because they are good and not just about spamming the boost on the rocket voltic and going in straight lines only to see the guy who spawned in first on the grid at the start win.

    • @orchid570
      @orchid570 6 років тому +6

      Have you tried just running around killing people?

    • @Cracknutter22
      @Cracknutter22 6 років тому +2

      Lo Shomen you just copied someones comment. Well played.

    • @MegaDman16
      @MegaDman16 6 років тому +5

      Lo Shomen stop copying and pasting.

    • @bwood6337
      @bwood6337 6 років тому +2

      Lo Shomen Why are you just copy pasting this comment.

  • @WamprikLau
    @WamprikLau 6 років тому +764

    I agree with you in everything, except for dialogue in cars. They gave the atmosphere.

    • @MrAyuub22
      @MrAyuub22 6 років тому +179

      he's not saying get rid of them, hes saying make them better

    • @Ben-uc9xn
      @Ben-uc9xn 6 років тому +56

      You're right if there wasn't any, some missions in gta would feel just about unplayable

    • @CreosRealian
      @CreosRealian 6 років тому +1

      i agree with that opinion

    • @lukacola7296
      @lukacola7296 6 років тому +23

      I also disagree with the hollow open worlds part

    • @willbrock1962
      @willbrock1962 6 років тому +5

      The hipster conversation was bad, but overall I liked it

  • @brandonmorel2658
    @brandonmorel2658 3 роки тому +21

    RDR2 fixes the hollow open world aspect by giving the player incentives and rewards for exploring, it directly fixes whats wrong with most R* worlds, after playing rdr2 for 100 hours I can say that I am still compelled to roam and wander around places I have been, and the sheer size just makes 10x better.

    • @Puppets688
      @Puppets688 2 роки тому

      RDR2 doesn't reward exploration.

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 2 роки тому

      @@Puppets688 It reward the player with guns, supplies, lore.

    • @Puppets688
      @Puppets688 2 роки тому

      @@brandonmorel2658 The player requires neither, the guns are useless because the game is laughably easy, you can beat the game with a pistol, supplies are useless because crafting is pointless beyond making bullets one at a time and even that isn't really required and lore isn't a reward.

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 2 роки тому

      @@Puppets688 Special weapons, collectibles and lore then, it's engaging if you ask me, olden GTAs were basically barren and their worlds mostly served as a backdrop for incoming missions.

    • @BiggerR10
      @BiggerR10 2 роки тому

      @@Puppets688 yes it does bro

  • @laned4314
    @laned4314 2 роки тому +6

    It doesn't feel that wrong anymore

  • @carlosmillard3346
    @carlosmillard3346 6 років тому +1252

    But the music is a headbanger

    • @UnBR0k3enAngel
      @UnBR0k3enAngel 6 років тому +62

      Carlos Millard GTA V probably has the most weak soundtrack of any GTA game. Not to say GTA V's music is subpar, but we have been given a lot better with the likes of Vice City and GTA IV.

    • @ChristopherHari
      @ChristopherHari 6 років тому +28

      but GTA 5 has FlyloFM so it wins by default

    • @hectorromero3562
      @hectorromero3562 6 років тому +4

      UnBR0k3enAngel GTA IV soundtrack was awful

    • @TheDominator
      @TheDominator 6 років тому +25

      you guys make some great points but gta 5 has danger zone

    • @MaMastoast
      @MaMastoast 6 років тому +4

      I personally prefer the San Andreas theme

  • @oldcracker3383
    @oldcracker3383 5 років тому +683

    dont forget rockstar's abismal anti cheat in GTA Online and the amount of griefers is insane
    and everything is p2w

    • @seraslain962
      @seraslain962 4 роки тому +2

      I've used the tools that do this. Now your boi Ruku meets somewhere in the middle, cheating his way to riches without greifing people afterwards. In fact, through those Riches I met a couple of guys that, like me, enjoy flying the in-game Jets. I was the only person that didn't crash. Then again, I was using a Jumpjet to simplify Landings. Then again, all those crashes happened mid-flight so a Jumpjet shouldn't make a difference.

    • @M3x1cola
      @M3x1cola 4 роки тому +1

      Ruku the Dragon cool.

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 4 роки тому +1

      @@seraslain962 cool story bro

    • @NewNormalWorldOrder
      @NewNormalWorldOrder 4 роки тому +3

      @oldcracker
      You probably weren’t around when GTA Online first came out but their “cheater lobbies” were insane. Idk if they still have them, but it was actually TOO anti-cheat. You’d get sent to their cheater lobbies just for blowing up a few players cars; eventually they fixed it... but those lobbies were fun af

    • @TruFalco
      @TruFalco 4 роки тому

      Gta is not p2w honestly, and everything is accessible to the player without having to drop a dime... You just have to put time into it just like any other MMO. Put your money towards the right things, and you can earn 2m to buy almost anything within a few hours.
      If rockstar allowed you to do everything or whatever you want with whatever you want, the online would be as dead as gta 4 online was.

  • @reste744
    @reste744 Рік тому +4

    Having Overwatch as a comparison to online match loading times aged so poorly omg

  • @eu4um
    @eu4um 8 місяців тому +3

    0:16 Putting Blizard there just feels wrong nowadays

  • @Fodimin
    @Fodimin 6 років тому +374

    So is this technically your last Overwatch video?

    • @harrymason4300
      @harrymason4300 6 років тому

      Fodimin Layton Did Dunkey quit Overwatch or something?

    • @Fodimin
      @Fodimin 6 років тому +50

      Voltaire1776 Yes he has quit it three times now

    • @harrymason4300
      @harrymason4300 6 років тому

      Fodimin Layton Why? Because of the playerbase or because of the gameplay?

    • @Fodimin
      @Fodimin 6 років тому +56

      Voltaire1776 Because it was his last Overwatch video

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 6 років тому +15

      Voltaire1776 Type ''dunkey Overwatch'' in the search bar and read the description for his Overwatch videos.

  • @gothicspoon
    @gothicspoon 6 років тому +190

    I wish there was a way to block phone calls in GTA Online. Getting 3-4 calls EVERY time you log in, to hear the same things, is already annoying, but the fact that it will basically prevent you from doing ANYTHING as soon as the phone pops up takes the cake. Even if you're being shot at and are trying to fight back, the game will not allow you to shoot until you pick up that phone.
    And it happens at random, too, to make it extra fun.

    • @Ilshatey
      @Ilshatey 6 років тому +5

      Mr_spoon silent mode?

    • @Lucardini
      @Lucardini 6 років тому +5

      there is a way. go to settings

    • @gothicspoon
      @gothicspoon 6 років тому

      Lucas Brouwer Really? They actually added it?

    • @GregMince
      @GregMince 6 років тому

      Think of it as ads

    • @GregMince
      @GregMince 6 років тому +1

      Like when you will be driving around your assisstant will call and say 'oh look extra space in your warehouse, wanna buy more?'

  • @mobibobobobobobobvobobo
    @mobibobobobobobobvobobo Рік тому +3

    Hipster, as a word and culture, has existed since the 1940s. They made jokes about hipsters in 90’s episodes of King of the Hill. They would know what a hipster is.

  • @melofelo4484
    @melofelo4484 Рік тому +3

    “Overwatch is quick to get you into a game.”
    I wish THAT was still true

  • @Dacnomaniak
    @Dacnomaniak 6 років тому +593

    Yes, I was hoping there would be a new Jake Paul video today, thanks Santa.

    • @asdfsdfsdf5114
      @asdfsdfsdf5114 6 років тому +5

      what if jake paul is stienfield

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 6 років тому +1

      Are you kidding me? This is George Clooney's channel ya dingus.

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 6 років тому

      doesn't jake upload every day? that's kinda his shtick. also, bad joke, i don't appreciate your joke

    • @doclouis4236
      @doclouis4236 6 років тому

      Santa says to buy that Loshitgang merch.

    • @ashen0001
      @ashen0001 6 років тому

      woosh

  • @oksneezy
    @oksneezy 6 років тому +628

    Tbh they should make Knack battle Royale.

    • @ksawery6568
      @ksawery6568 6 років тому +32

      they did, it's called Fortnite or something

    • @kevthedestroyer1044
      @kevthedestroyer1044 6 років тому +2

      please delete this comment

    • @aPol.01
      @aPol.01 6 років тому +1

      you my good ser are a jenuius

    • @Red0Wn
      @Red0Wn 6 років тому +4

      Knack Battle Royack

    • @TjaVideos
      @TjaVideos 6 років тому +1

      hahahaha knack......
      odyssey babehh

  • @ModernNCRph
    @ModernNCRph 2 роки тому +7

    This video did not aged well with the release of the definitive edition of Grand Theft Auto 3, Vice City and San Andreas

  • @GavinusMaximusMaster
    @GavinusMaximusMaster 7 місяців тому +1

    I actually played the Hipster part for the first time recently. Michael knows Trevor hates hipsters because he hates people who are involved in society and people who are pretentious. Michael calling Trevor out on his intentional avoidance of everything that is cool hits on Trevor's chief trait. He is wounded and unwanted. He pretends to not care about anyone or anything, because he does care and he has never been accepted or had place in society. Michael wants piss him off and get under his skin. Trevor gets irrationally angry by this which reveals his character. He is out of control, but he doesn't want to be. He is an outcast, but he doesn't want to be. That's what makes Trevor such a good character is that he KNOWS he's out of control and he is repugnant, and he enjoys it but he also spirals after being rejected.

  • @WiseEndro333
    @WiseEndro333 6 років тому +609

    *He didn't mention shark cards*

    • @coffee-vz1nr
      @coffee-vz1nr 6 років тому +17

      Every game has it's own in game purchases , no need to criticize it unless it is some sort of loot box like star wars has.

    • @ariooner
      @ariooner 6 років тому +116

      Except when the only practical way to buy anything fun or cool is to farm missions for 12 days or buy a shark card. (Or hack, the preferrable option)

    • @ItsameDrew
      @ItsameDrew 6 років тому +3

      I thought this too, but you can easily make a million every 3 hours fairly passively. even while you piss around in free mode, there are high paying CEO missions and challenges, double RP / $ helps too when thats a good week.

    • @Weavaloid
      @Weavaloid 6 років тому +2

      Get a lootbox that gives you an instant win!

    • @WiseEndro333
      @WiseEndro333 6 років тому +43

      Snow Hound Well of fucking course every game has in-game purchases because we're not criticizing them.

  • @Burnouts3s3
    @Burnouts3s3 6 років тому +22

    This is going to sound weird, but I really like Bully. It's probably the smallest open world Rockstar ever made, but the smallness somehow makes everything feel more intimate.
    I also really like Jimmy Hopkins as a protagonist.

    • @leafs-lz1go
      @leafs-lz1go 6 років тому +4

      Burnouts3s3 i enjoyed playing as bobby hilll being a bully.

    • @Benjamslikestrains
      @Benjamslikestrains 6 років тому +1

      I loved Bully, the best thing about that game in my opinion was the soundtrack.

    • @mynameisdudge
      @mynameisdudge 6 років тому +1

      Bully is my favourite Rockstar game of all time. Every single mission was generally fun to play, I like how you unlock different parts of the map with each chapter and overall it's just funny as fuck.

  • @cableyoutuber
    @cableyoutuber 4 роки тому +1

    I feel the reason for riding long ways to get to the mission marker and then riding again (for instance, in red dead) is so the player can get around the map, as the story brings them around it. Let’s them discover parts of the map while partaking in a mission. In red dead 2, the story literally brings you around the entire new area of the red dead world, leaving New Austin cause players have already seen it.

  • @Yobamos
    @Yobamos 8 місяців тому +1

    The Tow Truck mission is actually deeply burned into my memory and serves as a great deterrent from getting me to do a fresh playthrough of GTA V's story