Picking on Rockstar Games

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  • @malachiconstant7745
    @malachiconstant7745 5 років тому +27625

    I’m still irked that most buildings can’t be entered in their games, makes the cities feel like dioramas.

    • @ratchetexperience8379
      @ratchetexperience8379 5 років тому +1217

      @DamageIncM actually you could go into buildings in GTA 4. Not all of them but a good few

    • @lucidcactus4042
      @lucidcactus4042 5 років тому +1238

      RDR2 lets you go into the most buildings but I feel like you should be able to enter every single one

    • @bingbongjoel6581
      @bingbongjoel6581 5 років тому +66

      Malachi Constant
      Now that’s a pretty big word. Explain it to me

    • @HoutarouOrekiOsu
      @HoutarouOrekiOsu 5 років тому +300

      You thought it was a building, but it was me, DIO!

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 5 років тому +377

      I know what you're saying. GTA V feels empty. Most places don't even have people. Open, big spaces at that.

  • @Dazen101
    @Dazen101 5 років тому +12663

    I watched this entire video and I'm still not loaded into GTA Online

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 5 років тому +151

      Gta online in a nutshell. I actually prefer the ps3 and Xbox 360 online nowadays. At least you get to play the damn game without waiting a millenial and have a decent amount of fun if playing with friends.

    • @abdur4754
      @abdur4754 5 років тому +48

      I don't get this shit, so many people complain about the loading screens yet mine are always like 1 min.

    • @gasternecross
      @gasternecross 5 років тому +28

      and minecraft switch version takes 4 hours and 30 minutes to just load the game

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 5 років тому +7

      @@gasternecross fo real?

    • @beeza
      @beeza 5 років тому +13

      LonttuGamer no

  • @MerlinMerlout
    @MerlinMerlout 6 років тому +8278

    Car dialogue works really well in God of War

    • @squalooceano2291
      @squalooceano2291 6 років тому +66

      Merlin Merlout Makes Sense.

    • @9729ahmed
      @9729ahmed 6 років тому +620

      Lemme tell you one story boiiiiiiii

    • @Peanut_Arbuckle
      @Peanut_Arbuckle 6 років тому +165

      Merlin Merlout eh kind of. When the talking head (forgot his name) is telling a story, he stops in the middle of it if you get out of the boat. You have to just sit there in your boat and wait if you want to hear the whole story.

    • @lukecartwright8266
      @lukecartwright8266 6 років тому +475

      Peanut Arbuckle thing is once you get back in the boat he picks up where he left off except for special occasions

    • @fadianihsan7834
      @fadianihsan7834 6 років тому +229

      Peanut Arbuckle No, he will continue the story if you get to the boat again or when you not in combat and just looking for treasure

  • @joshsonnichsen6886
    @joshsonnichsen6886 4 роки тому +9564

    The game that gets open world right is lego city undercover

    • @mylesco.5385
      @mylesco.5385 4 роки тому +845

      Criminally underrated masterpiece

    • @Beengus
      @Beengus 4 роки тому +292

      Actually yes

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 4 роки тому +122

      what about sleeping dogs?

    • @noahboat580
      @noahboat580 4 роки тому +211

      Theres also that batman game that was one of the first open world lego games thats not Lego Island

    • @stormblade2895
      @stormblade2895 4 роки тому +274

      @@noahboat580 Lego Batman 2 was the first open world lego game (I think)

  • @thebananaman5632
    @thebananaman5632 6 років тому +11620

    I don't agree on the car dialogue, gives some of the most comedic moments in the rockstar games

    • @wh3nderson95
      @wh3nderson95 6 років тому +635

      I would prefer the funny dialogue be in the game exploration than in the fucking car.

    • @settingsun8403
      @settingsun8403 6 років тому +283

      the game expects you to follow the rules of the road
      like stopping at red lights etc.

    • @roarkkuhlmann54
      @roarkkuhlmann54 6 років тому +36

      no rockstar puts cringy dialogue in transportation

    • @thebananaman5632
      @thebananaman5632 6 років тому +441

      @@roarkkuhlmann54 Sometimes it's cringy, sometimes it's hilarious

    • @GTR24
      @GTR24 6 років тому +157

      like when Packie explained the back story of the McReary family on the way to a robbery

  • @darkdevil905
    @darkdevil905 5 років тому +5189

    actually i do remember that truck mission from GTAV, i remember exactly because it was one of the most tedious turd missions i have ever had to pass

    • @moonlight-qr6px
      @moonlight-qr6px 4 роки тому +166

      Theoretical so annoying says that it’s an optional mission but you are forced to complete it

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @webalot
      @webalot 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @CODplayer2012
      @CODplayer2012 4 роки тому +161

      and the fucking yoga mission

    • @alexlura1025
      @alexlura1025 4 роки тому +26

      That one mission made me stop playing GTA V, and it's like the third mission

  • @da40128
    @da40128 4 роки тому +3572

    I love the car dialogue, always slow down my driving and stop at the lights just to hear them finish lol

    • @JoeKing69
      @JoeKing69 3 роки тому +419

      Yup, me too. It added a lot of flavor to what would otherwise be boring driving sequences. It also allowed for a way to flesh out characters without having drawn out cut scenes.
      Also "violent criminals being sociable" isn't only extremely common in all forms of crime fiction, but is actually how many gangs and groups of criminals operate irl. You tend to form bonds with those you take risks with, it's just human nature.

    • @morgboat744
      @morgboat744 3 роки тому +118

      yeah a lot of the dialogue actually was interesting to me and not just
      “hipsters.”

    • @Yungillegalbean
      @Yungillegalbean 3 роки тому +11

      @@JoeKing69 perfectly put Joe King

    • @katphisH11
      @katphisH11 3 роки тому +16

      @@gannielukks1811 they would've been around 30 in the early 2000s, when the word started to become popular so its not so unlikely for them to know about it and it's connotation

    • @batman_2004
      @batman_2004 3 роки тому +6

      Glad I am not the only one does that. Lol

  • @drowner8016
    @drowner8016 4 роки тому +7288

    Three minutes to get into a gta online lobby? That’s optimistic.

    • @RanaRandom
      @RanaRandom 4 роки тому +125

      actually it's 7--10 minutes

    • @JCglitchmaster
      @JCglitchmaster 4 роки тому +54

      On PC its alot faster than on console. Idk why it takes so long on console

    • @Velasco-vp1fh
      @Velasco-vp1fh 4 роки тому +37

      @@JCglitchmaster not by a significant amount tho

    • @christopherwager312
      @christopherwager312 4 роки тому +10

      @@Velasco-vp1fh felt pretty significant to me

    • @colezuzu4903
      @colezuzu4903 4 роки тому +9

      About 15 minutes, broh

  • @classyglassy2035
    @classyglassy2035 5 років тому +7042

    I disagree on the car dialogue point. That's something I've always really appreciated about the Rockstar games. Driving isn't just dead air-you're getting more engagement as you travel. And real people do talk when they're in the car together, so from the point of realism it adds a lot. You can make the argument that hardened killers wouldn't have such a carefree conversation, but these games always have walked the line between contemplative and absurd.
    I don't know. Not everyone will like it, but I do. I feel like it adds more humanity to these characters, so we sympathize with their stories more.

    • @Mebble
      @Mebble 5 років тому +166

      well yeah i see what you mean but when 85% of the entire game's story content is just driving and talking it gets less interesting and more boring

    • @alexmt6141
      @alexmt6141 5 років тому +284

      Mebble 85% are you on drugs? Its about 30% and its excuse for that is the title, Grand Theft AUTO. Is this saying something to you?

    • @alexmt6141
      @alexmt6141 5 років тому +48

      And the game focus more on the criminal activities, family and other side missions, its not the game fault that you dont like it. Go and play something else.

    • @peepeepoo3432
      @peepeepoo3432 5 років тому +177

      I don't think he meant that there shouldn't be driving dialogues. It's just the timing and topics that make it very weird. The characters get inside the car and immediately start a story, then the story ends and they don't talk until you arrive at your destination. I understand how difficult it is, but Rockstar should aim to achieve conversations that are a little more realistic in terms of time spent in silence, time spent telling anecdotes and time spent just chatting about, because that's how real car conversations go. I think they'll manage it in their next titles.

    • @OnlyJustCrazy
      @OnlyJustCrazy 5 років тому +39

      Personally I think it makes it feel like they’re even more psychotic. They can go rob banks and mow down mobs of people without blinking and then get in a car and talk about hipsters and joke around immediately after? Fucking psychos yo. Granted Rockstar games always have a certain level of comedic absurdity so it never really bothered me in the way dunkey is talking about it.

  • @Shpooptypants13
    @Shpooptypants13 5 років тому +1709

    My favorite exaple of car dialog is at the very beginning of Skyrim

    • @zoggybread9073
      @zoggybread9073 4 роки тому +10

      Not for me, it was a bit slow for my taste.

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 4 роки тому +111

      "Hey, you're awake."

    • @borisdorofeev5602
      @borisdorofeev5602 4 роки тому +43

      @@ps2bndled I see your playing this on the Apple Watch. Don't forget to buy Skyrim for Refrigerator!

    • @kumbandit
      @kumbandit 3 роки тому +2

      Live another life mod?

    • @taskreloaded7263
      @taskreloaded7263 3 роки тому +7

      Don't you mean cart dialouge?

  • @scose
    @scose 5 років тому +5836

    "there is a vast abundance of blank empty areas with nothing going on" -- just like LA in real life!

    • @sneaky5141
      @sneaky5141 5 років тому +503

      actually no irl you can see someone shitting on the side of someones parked car

    • @notatroll9667
      @notatroll9667 4 роки тому +220

      Fun gameplay > realism

    • @theman76942
      @theman76942 4 роки тому +49

      >Walks past the Casino
      If only he had the foresight to see the Diamond Casino update on the horizon.

    • @weabooslayer7007
      @weabooslayer7007 4 роки тому +13

      coronavirus in a nutshell

    • @mota2028
      @mota2028 4 роки тому +39

      @@notatroll9667 and that's why San Andreas was a much more fun game than gta V by a very long shot.

  • @kicknchickn9794
    @kicknchickn9794 4 роки тому +4480

    I used the cab system a lot in gta iv to get passed driving everywhere. Actually made the game 10x better

    • @John-qe5sq
      @John-qe5sq 4 роки тому +29

      a what do you expect? A 130 mph horse like fuck you mean

    • @JCglitchmaster
      @JCglitchmaster 4 роки тому +330

      @@John-qe5sq If your game has slow transport, it shouldn't space important shit miles apart from each other.

    • @John-qe5sq
      @John-qe5sq 4 роки тому +23

      JCglitchmaster the games time using horse I used a lot to just take in the game and I regularly used cinematic cam so I still travelled but just watching it or on my phone

    • @scerpalman
      @scerpalman 4 роки тому +316

      @@John-qe5sq that's how I like to play videogames, just looking at my phone while it plays itself 👍🏻

    • @felito21
      @felito21 4 роки тому +4

      Facts.

  • @konradmaciaszek6972
    @konradmaciaszek6972 5 років тому +1696

    I've just noticed that at 4:38 there are all these clips of fast gameplay and then there's League of Legends with a static loadout screen

    • @jackc5142
      @jackc5142 5 років тому +252

      It was actually him just shitting on league more. Like, "look at all these games where I'm playing and having fun!" Vs league and GTA online where u picked one thing and then sit there for 5-10 minutes

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 5 років тому +51

      He’s a master at his craft : If the more times you see, the more details you discover, the better your creation is. His videos are actual works of art

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 4 роки тому +10

      Then hearthstone is a bunch of cards

    • @DefinitelyNotRin
      @DefinitelyNotRin 4 роки тому +4

      That's a huge flaw for me about league.

    • @TRQDude
      @TRQDude 4 роки тому +5

      @Jacob Rendall So? That's what the game is, you're not waiting for anything to happen like League and GTA. It's not comparable.

  • @Yabatron
    @Yabatron 6 років тому +4826

    Does anyone else want to hear the rest of the story about Dunkey and Goongalar?

    • @theta_clips
      @theta_clips 5 років тому +34

      Yabatron And Factness INC. To be honest yeah

    • @justinedwards5300
      @justinedwards5300 5 років тому +134

      If that's his uncle then what the hell does his father look like

    • @dinofiend6548
      @dinofiend6548 5 років тому +19

      Justin Edwards It’s The Kraken

    • @Mmw956
      @Mmw956 5 років тому +21

      I laughed so hard when he said uncle goongalar. His imagination is hilarious

    • @danielleouano2487
      @danielleouano2487 5 років тому +21

      it’s spelled “gûngåłr

  • @RadagastDaltrey
    @RadagastDaltrey 4 роки тому +2679

    Arthur: yeah, I had a son. I don't really talk about hi-
    Rains Fall: shut the fuck up, I need to stop and pick some basil or whatever.

    • @Somersalsa
      @Somersalsa 3 роки тому +284

      Best part Is the aftermath of him going "anyways, what was I saying?"

    • @brandaccountname9833
      @brandaccountname9833 3 роки тому +191

      Lmao, i loved that mission but wtf was the point of him just stopping for ginseng? Why not just make it the super engaging dialogue

    • @RadagastDaltrey
      @RadagastDaltrey 3 роки тому +8

      @@brandaccountname9833 I fully agree

    • @snooppp8873
      @snooppp8873 3 роки тому +47

      Burned him with a molotov when he did that to me lmao

    • @swapnilgohil7280
      @swapnilgohil7280 3 роки тому +1

      @@Somersalsa 😂

  • @d_c05
    @d_c05 3 роки тому +4178

    This has aged better than ever before

    • @10yearsinthejoint363
      @10yearsinthejoint363 3 роки тому +31

      how?

    • @sasukeuchiha7320
      @sasukeuchiha7320 3 роки тому +33

      except the car dialogue it's spot on

    • @sasukeuchiha7320
      @sasukeuchiha7320 3 роки тому +155

      @@10yearsinthejoint363 the servers are still shit

    • @litcherallyy
      @litcherallyy 3 роки тому +247

      Well, his line about "putting out a quality title every time" couldn't be further from the truth after the Grand Theft Auto Trilogy Definitive Edition came out.
      But yeah.

    • @orijimi
      @orijimi 3 роки тому +60

      @@litcherallyy I feel like one day we'll recognize that Grove Street Games is really just doing what it's doing at Take Two's direction. They probably aren't under Rockstar's control at all. They just feed off of them.

  • @sammoyers4792
    @sammoyers4792 6 років тому +1956

    Hey, staying in GTA Online for more than 8 minutes without being disconnected by a "connection error" is impressive.

    • @ProfTuNichts
      @ProfTuNichts 6 років тому +26

      Pergmen or disconnected, because the game things you are AFK

    • @bambam2372
      @bambam2372 6 років тому +8

      Pergmen dude I thought that was just me.

    • @jaysanchez4407
      @jaysanchez4407 6 років тому +4

      Ive managed to stay in a session for 6 hours 😂 never got disconnected

    • @texrzz8368
      @texrzz8368 6 років тому

      That’s only you because your poor

    • @randomkraam
      @randomkraam 6 років тому +3

      or the forever loading screen

  • @pastaiscool160
    @pastaiscool160 5 років тому +2886

    Let’s start a petition to get dunkey to play bully

    • @gopaldey8487
      @gopaldey8487 5 років тому +55

      Yes dunkey do it 'Dunkview'

    • @GoreDios
      @GoreDios 5 років тому +26

      Why hasn't someone already said this

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider 4 роки тому +102

      Best rockstar game, the open world was fun to explore, the mini games are good, the side missions are good... Mastapiissss

    • @himanshusori1638
      @himanshusori1638 4 роки тому +38

      We need Bully 2

    • @jadrianmc3420
      @jadrianmc3420 4 роки тому +4

      @@GoreDios More like why Dunkey didn't notice that the game even existed

  • @Zackamoca
    @Zackamoca 6 років тому +735

    Good news is that in GTA 6 car dialogue is going to be completely optional! In fact, you can unlock a number of entertaining car conversations by purchasing the Rockstar Car Dialogue Loot Box for just $4.99

    • @ketrub
      @ketrub 6 років тому +47

      Zackamoca just for 5 shark cards*.
      What does that mean? We don't know, buy shark cards.

    • @longevities
      @longevities 6 років тому +1

      Zackamoca wtf is a "GTA 6"? GTA 5 is the last

    • @TheV-Man
      @TheV-Man 6 років тому +38

      Of course you'll need the car bundle first, only 3,99!

    • @thearmchairpsychologist27
      @thearmchairpsychologist27 6 років тому +10

      Oh honey... it's a joke sweetheart

    • @scoutiano4441
      @scoutiano4441 6 років тому +1

      Ando Hanaka i know a better use of that money :D

  • @opt-o-ops7271
    @opt-o-ops7271 4 роки тому +710

    Remember that mission that is just 17 minutes of car dialogue in the slowest semi truck known to mankind?

    • @Nitro_553
      @Nitro_553 4 роки тому +44

      You mean the worst mission in the entire game? Yeah I sadly remember that.

    • @user-lm5bc4ee9m
      @user-lm5bc4ee9m 4 роки тому +25

      @@Nitro_553 Oh and that mission pays nothing like the Merryweather Heist

    • @noahboat580
      @noahboat580 4 роки тому +22

      That was that one mission with Lamar! I only remember that because i went in first person and was looking at lamar, not looking at the next 7 miles of road

    • @zoggybread9073
      @zoggybread9073 4 роки тому

      Yeah, I hated that.

    • @danyelbarboza
      @danyelbarboza 4 роки тому +21

      Crazy stuff, I love that mission, makes the game more alive

  • @harryd5866
    @harryd5866 6 років тому +2019

    The conversations taking place in the car is the only thing entertaining during the car drive

    • @PleaseDoNotDoThis
      @PleaseDoNotDoThis 6 років тому +97

      Harry De Cat I agree. It would be boring & mentally debilitating if it weren't there.

    • @tragnark5602
      @tragnark5602 6 років тому +113

      So don't put a mission at 6 km away from you

    • @ghaffarkhan5662
      @ghaffarkhan5662 6 років тому +21

      He is def in the miniscule minority, disliking the conversations during car rides

    • @Cowpowblaow
      @Cowpowblaow 6 років тому +44

      @@ghaffarkhan5662 Nah, I'd say otherwise. The real deal is cutting the fat, there's no need to have a mission make you drive actual miles just to get to the start of it, that is literally artificial game play extenders. Just fake "game play" to make it so the game can say it has "40 hours" of story as a selling point. While it can be entertaining at first glance, covering that up with out of character conversation doesn't fool me.

    • @rayaqin
      @rayaqin 6 років тому +1

      @Just Some Gaming I think that hipster conversation was okay .. not 10/10 maybe, but it was not specifically "bad writing" for sure. It could be worse I guess.

  • @WillyMacShow
    @WillyMacShow 6 років тому +826

    Exactly. Open worlds seem more like backdrops rather than interactive playgrounds. Like come on boys, let me build a sandcastle in this sandbox! Instead it's just and empty box. The box looks nice, but it's still just an empty box.

    • @niki123489
      @niki123489 6 років тому +12

      you are so original and I am so sarcastic

    • @jamesleon4883
      @jamesleon4883 6 років тому +4

      and we're not cats

    • @FlamingDonkey
      @FlamingDonkey 6 років тому +58

      San andreas had tons of clothing stores, gun stores, mod shops, gyms, food stores, and just random places you could enter. I dont give a shit about copy and paste garage/apartment #30 or arm wrestling Rockstar

    • @ajaxtaur
      @ajaxtaur 6 років тому +28

      That's not true.
      There's some sand in the corner.

    • @DevineInnovations
      @DevineInnovations 6 років тому +5

      GTA games are open world, but they are still very linear.

  • @veritascalivmeir3708
    @veritascalivmeir3708 6 років тому +4039

    Grand Theft Auto? More like Time Theft Lobby

  • @TEMINIX
    @TEMINIX 4 роки тому +1023

    Imagine how much better utilized GTAV would be if all the DLC was single player content.

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 3 роки тому +45

      And free or "one time purchase" instead of a series of microtransactions with increasingly poor value.

    • @khalifrhodes9503
      @khalifrhodes9503 3 роки тому +10

      @@dhruvavikas1632 its not gonna

    • @cangrejopendejo4909
      @cangrejopendejo4909 3 роки тому +14

      @@Loctorak Huh? If you don't want to buy in game currency then don't buy it. I've put a lot of time in GTAO without ever spending a cent of my own money.

    • @kobaltsteel6418
      @kobaltsteel6418 3 роки тому +5

      It would especially help the game after the main campaign... give me a reason to use my money

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 3 роки тому +2

      @@cangrejopendejo4909
      Cool story, say hi to Griefer Jesus for me or whatever.

  • @mrmunk0068
    @mrmunk0068 6 років тому +1872

    I watched this while waiting for a gta race to start... IM STILL WAITING

    • @ksawery6568
      @ksawery6568 6 років тому +4

      did everyone end up leaving matchmaking?

    • @isunktheship
      @isunktheship 6 років тому +2

      RIP mang

    • @regularfries3147
      @regularfries3147 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, I am in the same lobby and we're still waiting for the race to start.

    • @NowBearInMind
      @NowBearInMind 6 років тому

      I think it's time to stop playing

    • @jarlbalgruuf2415
      @jarlbalgruuf2415 6 років тому

      Why not just join an existing lobby?

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 6 років тому +2835

    *Niko! Let's go bowling*

    • @ohnoitsdead
      @ohnoitsdead 6 років тому +40

      Earth Is A Donut Sorry cousin I don't have time.

    • @CashHooverOfficial
      @CashHooverOfficial 6 років тому +6

      No u

    • @PotatoesFromSaturn
      @PotatoesFromSaturn 6 років тому +3

      CASINNNN!

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 років тому +1

      Let’s play darts!
      We should eat together.
      Let’s play some video games, man. (SCRAPPED ACTIVITY?)
      You wanna shoot some pool?
      We should go...and get DRUNK together!
      Cousin, you must see a show here, how about it?

  • @grimwatcher
    @grimwatcher 5 років тому +1465

    I'm so glad they solved all those issues for red dead redemption 2 and how amazingly fun and not tedious the online compo...
    I'm sorry I was choking in own sarcasm there.

    • @nourjacques5103
      @nourjacques5103 5 років тому +52

      @@wr8196 lmao u went hard on him, chill

    • @grandpaeren6839
      @grandpaeren6839 5 років тому +103

      Wouter R he was solely talking about online. I feel like rdr2 is overrated. Gameplay is clunky and makes u feel like a baby, each mission being told what to do and ur gun aims for u. Besides its only one difficulty which i must assume is moderate cuz the auto aim should be accessible for like harder difficulties. The saving grace is the narrative, characters, and performances. My fav missions are the ones that feel the same but are impacted more cuz of the events of the story. 7/10

    • @Mr.Ltastic
      @Mr.Ltastic 5 років тому +32

      naruto midoryia you know you can disable auto aim right?

    • @liamkerr7183
      @liamkerr7183 5 років тому +33

      @@grandpaeren6839 there are ways to increase the difficulty and to make it feel like the game is holding your hand less you just never tried and never looked and good god with the clunk people never rest with the clunkiness maybe if you weren't trying to sprint everywhere you wouldn't have this problem I know I don't

    • @grandpaeren6839
      @grandpaeren6839 5 років тому +7

      Liam Kerr i like games that make me feel more independent. The level design is like parenting

  • @StimmyTurner
    @StimmyTurner 4 роки тому +642

    I gotta give them props for improving their open worlds in rdr2. Most buildings are enterable and a lot of them have interesting stuff going on. Shame that the traveling between missions got a million times more tedious.

    • @themadtitan7603
      @themadtitan7603 3 роки тому +25

      I won't say "most" what you can enter is impressive but it mostly consists of shacks, storefronts, homesteads of course it's easier on developers to make accessible meanwhile actual enterable buildings like the one in ST Denis are utterly wasted.

    • @davidreeding9176
      @davidreeding9176 3 роки тому +72

      @@themadtitan7603 I would say that having every single building be open is gratuitous, even in a world with few buildings like rdr2. I used to think that I would love to have every building be open to me in a gta game, but then I really thought about it. What would be the point of this? Just to be immersed a little bit more? That's waaaaaay too much work for little to no pay off. I think Rockstar did well with the buildings that you can explore in their most recent game, but to ask for more would be incredibly short sighted.

    • @poko60
      @poko60 3 роки тому +4

      Unfortunately horse sucks. But that's why I'm that much more excite for GTA 6. Car driving is fun regardless of how long it is

    • @swapnilgohil7280
      @swapnilgohil7280 3 роки тому +34

      @@poko60 easy boah...

    • @tinman96
      @tinman96 2 роки тому +19

      @@mkultra2456 ok so you get a bunch of enterable buildings. Now you get to go in a building that is likely completely empty. What then? What's fun about going into a building?

  • @darkstarbucks975
    @darkstarbucks975 6 років тому +1936

    This franchise makes you feel like Batman.

    • @captainpotato15
      @captainpotato15 6 років тому +44

      Could not look or feel more batman

    • @charliedontsurf7468
      @charliedontsurf7468 6 років тому +36

      Really just feeeeeels like I’m Batman

    • @connorhandforth814
      @connorhandforth814 6 років тому +7

      GameTitan74 What did you think Thanos?
      Big purple looking ass dude: Batman makes you feel like Batman.

    • @waffleduck1573
      @waffleduck1573 6 років тому +2

      Sure it does. Just bought a literal f****** Batman car they decided to put in the game because reasons LOL.

    • @mrmikeman4321
      @mrmikeman4321 6 років тому

      dude batman isn't even in this video anywhere. you idiot lmaoo

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 6 років тому +3065

    So can we get the end of the Uncle Gungalar story? Or is that the new Sea of Thieves DLC?

    • @samuellund1377
      @samuellund1377 6 років тому +80

      Uncle Gungalar = THICC

    • @josepalomino8446
      @josepalomino8446 6 років тому +9

      I guess is your usual kinky old creepy uncle.

    • @redlunatic2224
      @redlunatic2224 6 років тому +23

      Jose Palomino Yeah. Just munching those dead sailors he loves so much and babbling about the defeat of Uxh'Zrioth the king of unending flesh-storms... Booooriing!

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 6 років тому +1

      I need more of that story.

    • @GeeGe.
      @GeeGe. 6 років тому +31

      +Miguel Sarellano Read HP Lovecraft. I don't mean that in a condescending way, if you like reading and you clearly like the tale of Uncle Gungalar, you're gonna enjoy his stories.
      Now that I think about it, Lovecraft stories with humor... that could be the greatest or the worst idea ever.

  • @Coolmark123
    @Coolmark123 6 років тому +1659

    Rockstar needs to work on their Spaghetti and Meatballs

    • @GwopUpEnt
      @GwopUpEnt 6 років тому +16

      I heard eminem's mom cooks a mean spaghetti

    • @nebbii
      @nebbii 6 років тому +5

      all spaghetti, no meatballs

    • @samuelguzman9143
      @samuelguzman9143 6 років тому +1

      boo

    • @BellyBacon
      @BellyBacon 6 років тому

      never forgetti mommas spaghetti

    • @TheIrishDino
      @TheIrishDino 6 років тому

      Hey Look! It's that idiot on Twitter!

  • @heathpetrie6850
    @heathpetrie6850 2 роки тому +96

    using overwatch to talk about online games where you "get into a match within a minute" has gone from a reasonable piece of evidence for his point to a brilliant work of comedy in itself

  • @bndawg2000
    @bndawg2000 6 років тому +964

    When I pick on Rockstar, it is because of the obnoxious online mode that has become an advertisement for shark cards.

    • @TruFalco
      @TruFalco 6 років тому +11

      Honestly, the complete brazen hated for shark cards seems a little much... I have 10m earned with friends and joining random people's setups. There's a lot to spend that on, but a lot of it is rather pointless crap. There's a sense of accomplishment when you earn it, shark cards are the easy way around but they don't give you any sense of accomplishment. If they just gave you the everything and the kitchen sink, it would be boring. You'd play for like a few hours, get bored, then leave and never come back... Would you rather get a friend to quickly do doomsday act 1 and 3 earning fast money, or would you rather have 50m, buy whatever you want until that gets boring? I feel all you really need is like 10m for all the fun stuff, rest is extra.

    • @saluteswithtriangle6599
      @saluteswithtriangle6599 6 років тому +3

      Those shark cards are what fund all the updates bro. You dont have to buy them.
      Only time i buy shark cards is when i hit 0. And cant get vehicles delivered. Thats happened 3 times so far. Lol

    • @TheRolemodel1337
      @TheRolemodel1337 6 років тому +5

      i just bought 1 billion for 5€ from a texan hacker on xbox
      went on to play on pc
      never got punished already 700million spent xD

    • @DanielCarpenterMusic
      @DanielCarpenterMusic 6 років тому +40

      To be honest, what updates? Oh, you mean the rich story updates that use the engine to tell new stories, like we get every generation, and we've had so many of this generation? They've done nothing, the shark cards fill their pockets and very little else.

    • @saluteswithtriangle6599
      @saluteswithtriangle6599 6 років тому +6

      Daniel T. Carpenter Import/export. Heists, Finance and felony. Bikers. Gunrunning, doomsday vehicles, guns, i can keep on going....
      If you disagree with GTA. Go play something else. I hear fortnite is all the rage these days.

  • @SynthMusicWorld
    @SynthMusicWorld 6 років тому +233

    They should do it like my real life, where there's awkward silence in the car accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence.

  • @yinshougun9457
    @yinshougun9457 6 років тому +717

    Let's not forget the following:
    - Rockstar will ban you for being in a lobby with a troll
    - Rockstar will send you a cease and desist if you are a modder
    - Rockstar increases their prices on Steam before sales so their game prices remain the same
    - A game that is 5 years old still has a retail price of $60+ dollars
    - (Edit) A full price game with microtransactions

    • @goku-hh8kt
      @goku-hh8kt 6 років тому +55

      Wait, do they actually increase their prices? Jesus, how did I not know that

    • @pachycephalosauruslover14
      @pachycephalosauruslover14 6 років тому +85

      It's already been 5 years? It feels like it's been released like 2 years ago.

    • @Cetoke
      @Cetoke 6 років тому +20

      Well the PS3 and XB360 versions were released in 2013, the PC release was full two years later

    • @Maztuhmind
      @Maztuhmind 6 років тому +6

      The PS3 and 360 versions are $30 new while the PS4 and Xbox one versions are still $40.

    • @one_million_hamsters
      @one_million_hamsters 6 років тому +38

      It's still $60 because people are still actively buying it. It's been on the Steam Top Selling list ever since it first came out. It's not gonna stop being sold at full price until GTA VI comes out.

  • @smithychris8537
    @smithychris8537 2 роки тому +91

    The “car dialogue” in RDR2, or “horse dialogue” I guess, is amazing. I got the most out of the characters in those moments just riding from A to B.

    • @xvxvcaspervxvx
      @xvxvcaspervxvx 2 роки тому +8

      @dudeguy
      It's not the destination; but the journey we spend together! The point of A to B is to get a better understanding of the characters rather than just sitting through another cutscene.

    • @stair.w2216
      @stair.w2216 Рік тому +9

      You can tell they tried a lot harder with the writing in RDR2, the characters are fantastic.

  • @hereil
    @hereil 6 років тому +157

    I liked the small talk in GTA five during the missions where you drive long stretches. It adds some depth and backstory to the characters and they can throw some cheeky banter too.

    • @Ddawg450
      @Ddawg450 6 років тому +4

      but the long stretches shouldn't be there in the first place

    • @JackGames212
      @JackGames212 6 років тому +26

      yeah this videos points made no fucking sense

    • @laurentrinceanu4079
      @laurentrinceanu4079 6 років тому +2

      Yes I like them a lot too, idk what dunkey's problem is with it.everything else tho is really accurate.

    • @crimm8859
      @crimm8859 6 років тому +1

      Replayers and achievement hunters. They've already heard the dialogue but they still have to do the fucking boring drive. Really, the last thing you need is for a game to emulate real life.

    • @hotlover000000000000
      @hotlover000000000000 6 років тому

      And the long stretches were a lot less boring with all the banter going on.

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 6 років тому +1459

    they should make it like the Knack 2 multiplayer, 1 millisecond after you look at the online option you've already beat all your friends at fortnite

  • @RinRinStrikes
    @RinRinStrikes 6 років тому +598

    Jokes on you, I was queuing for an Overwatch game and was able to watch this entire video before getting into a match.
    Jokes on me i was able to rewatch this video again waiting on GTAV

    • @Ben-uc9xn
      @Ben-uc9xn 6 років тому +21

      You're right overwatch isn't a good example of getting right into the action for some reason whenever I wanna play overwatch it takes 5-10 minutes for me to get in a game.

    • @Maijstro
      @Maijstro 6 років тому +4

      Ben Aaron for me it only takes 2 min tho

    • @Ben-uc9xn
      @Ben-uc9xn 6 років тому +1

      Yuri lucky! Sometimes it takes a little bit for me, but 75% of the time i'm waiting forever.

    • @RinRinStrikes
      @RinRinStrikes 6 років тому

      for someone who's name is lol, that comment wasnt very funny

    • @Ben-uc9xn
      @Ben-uc9xn 6 років тому +1

      I play early in the morning like 12am so that could explain it. It doesn't stop me from playing overwatch bc if I really wanna play it, I will anyway.

  • @diegobustamante8213
    @diegobustamante8213 4 роки тому +24

    for anyone wondering what the Funky music was at 3:50 its called No Happy Endings
    by
    Tangerine Dream. its also in GTA 5

  • @itcamefromabox
    @itcamefromabox 6 років тому +671

    Rockstar minimaps have been burned into my mind forever :O

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +1331

    Rockstar could take to the next level by making *GTA: Knackopolis Kazooie*

    • @Beefusan
      @Beefusan 6 років тому +24

      & Knucles

    • @factionalhitman
      @factionalhitman 6 років тому +17

      Veridian
      *GTA: FORCES*
      *CREATE YOUR VERY OWN CHARACTER!*

    • @MadhatClemens
      @MadhatClemens 6 років тому +3

      Still aint gonna beat Knack 3

    • @jheckie14
      @jheckie14 6 років тому +3

      Welp, you just gave me cancer. Thanks a lot gee...

    • @manhattanvi
      @manhattanvi 6 років тому +1

      knack jokes

  • @SimonZellox
    @SimonZellox 6 років тому +1903

    Wow I really want to play GTA Online races all of the sudden.
    *Starts GTA*
    *Tries to find a lobby*
    *10 minutes later*
    *Camera zooms out to the sky*
    I FINALLY FOUND A JOB!
    *BOAT RACE*

    • @SimonZellox
      @SimonZellox 6 років тому +20

      GOBIC ROY, yes because they are good and not just about spamming the boost on the rocket voltic and going in straight lines only to see the guy who spawned in first on the grid at the start win.

    • @orchidforpresident
      @orchidforpresident 6 років тому +6

      Have you tried just running around killing people?

    • @Cracknutter22
      @Cracknutter22 6 років тому +2

      Lo Shomen you just copied someones comment. Well played.

    • @MegaDman16
      @MegaDman16 6 років тому +5

      Lo Shomen stop copying and pasting.

    • @bwood6337
      @bwood6337 6 років тому +2

      Lo Shomen Why are you just copy pasting this comment.

  • @royalfrost1
    @royalfrost1 3 роки тому +112

    I feel like the dialogue in cars is a thing precisely because Rockstar is aware that there are long stretches of their game where you are just going from Point A to Point B and need something to make it less boring, but honestly, it only makes all the times you're just in the car driving stick out harder in your brain.

    • @peace1290
      @peace1290 2 роки тому +3

      It gets worse when your favourite song is playing on the radio but you can't hear it because the characters too busy talking about nothing. In the GTA trilogy, car dialogue wasn't much of an issue because characters didn't talk for an absurd length of time and (for the most part) they only spoke when they had something meaningful to say or it played into the story well. Also, the amount of missions that required characters to be in the same vehicle were drastically lower than IV and V.

  • @justjoshingaround
    @justjoshingaround 6 років тому +185

    Not sure I agree with the car dialog point. I find it interesting how characters interact during a casual drive.

    • @Robert-xk9no
      @Robert-xk9no 6 років тому +14

      He's saying it's poorly written and cheesy

    • @vaultboy9005
      @vaultboy9005 6 років тому +10

      "casual" like I'm going 200kmh and driving over citizens and two dudes in a car still talk like it's nothing, ignoring outside whatsoever

    • @sirpizo555
      @sirpizo555 6 років тому +15

      To be fair when you run people over or crash they do address it with a quick line of dialogue

    • @kipdaedricartifact
      @kipdaedricartifact 6 років тому +2

      Robert Ward Not always though, it’s utilised to advance characters bonds and convey the characters chemistry to the player.

    • @marshallbananaa
      @marshallbananaa 6 років тому +2

      Gta 4 in car dialogue got really deep at times.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 років тому +517

    GTA VI: Dunkey’s Revenge

    • @thomaskelly4855
      @thomaskelly4855 6 років тому

      StickMaster500 wad up stickmaster!!!

    • @bernoulli3023
      @bernoulli3023 6 років тому

      StickMaster500 GTA VII: the rant-saccre

    • @alphasiddy7207
      @alphasiddy7207 6 років тому +3

      How are you everywhere...

    • @oliverkjell7218
      @oliverkjell7218 6 років тому

      bro how?!?! Like every tf2 youtuber, i scroll down and see you. Now dunkeys vids?! shit i think you are everywhere

    • @psyko2666
      @psyko2666 6 років тому

      2 hours of the game is you driving around listening about sea monsters...

  • @TheIsraeliRanter
    @TheIsraeliRanter 6 років тому +933

    Another thing that you forgot to mention is that Rockstar are not fully aware of themselves. They are always comfortable making satires and poking fun of other GTA clones, but when other games or shows, parody their games they start throwing lawsuit tantrums.
    while the quality of the spoken games may be varied, they still look like complete hypocrites .

    • @skrillah6259
      @skrillah6259 6 років тому +72

      Phoenix rockstar doesn’t do anything taketwo their publisher does

    • @christopherverhoef9112
      @christopherverhoef9112 6 років тому +95

      Sometimes, it seems like they're incapable of NOT writing satire.
      The first two Max Payne games had deep, compelling, distinct, morally-ambiguous characters, as befits a noir tribute. Max Payne 3 had nearly-identical shallow jerks that are probably supposed to satirize corporate culture. But since the series had never been about corporate culture (in either of the Remedy games OR 3, for that matter), they're just... there, being unlikable assholes.

    • @seraslain962
      @seraslain962 5 років тому +17

      Rockstar management are just a bunch of rich party boys anyway. Jim Sterling has an actually good video about this and it'll be interesting to watch.

    • @featherinescat
      @featherinescat 5 років тому +4

      @@skrillah6259 Rockstar is the publisher. Take-Two is a holding company.

    • @jz2005
      @jz2005 5 років тому +17

      Restia Ashdoll rockstar is the developer. Taketwo is the publisher and owner, just like EA to Dice

  • @lparry9004
    @lparry9004 3 роки тому +354

    watching this in early 2018: "How dare he make fun of such a legendary company!"
    watching this in late 2021: "He's letting them off easy..."

    • @mastermax7777
      @mastermax7777 3 роки тому +28

      i mean, small issues like these become obvious the older you get, sure everything can seem epic and legendary when your a teenager, but once you experienced countless games and movies, honestly, almost everything just becomes boring.

    • @anuj5118
      @anuj5118 2 роки тому +1

      @@mastermax7777 True

    • @BiggerR10
      @BiggerR10 2 роки тому +2

      What are you talking about? They still make awesome games

    • @LakituKoopa
      @LakituKoopa 2 роки тому +2

      @@finnishfatboi809 Ehh no. There is a line between good games and shitty games. This is why people still play GTA San Andreas because they cared about making a good game. V is a cheap game with no content at all. They made awesome games but not anymore.

    • @pandaboogus
      @pandaboogus Рік тому +4

      @@LakituKoopa they literally made rdr2 and is working on gta 6. Have you’ve been living under a rock?

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 6 років тому +714

    Rockstar (and Take Two as well) should be picked on because they helped push the microtransaction wave that has seeped its way into almost every game

    • @andyavila3885
      @andyavila3885 6 років тому +134

      They just said "helped push" so I don't think they mean they started it. You're saying they don't deserve any of the blame at all?

    • @Steidemeister56
      @Steidemeister56 6 років тому +8

      that's really more on valves on tbh

    • @FRISKY_MANDINGO
      @FRISKY_MANDINGO 6 років тому +125

      You know what helped micro-transactions more?
      You're never gonna believe this...
      It was the people who paid for them.

    • @artjuice8087
      @artjuice8087 6 років тому +46

      I think mobile gaming was a big part of it

    • @ggp103
      @ggp103 6 років тому +29

      john papple so just because a lot of people fell for a shitty business practice the company doing it shouldn’t be blamed?

  • @user-ed1rk1jg6i
    @user-ed1rk1jg6i 6 років тому +2172

    I was expecting some mention of shark cards

  • @soundwave9414
    @soundwave9414 6 років тому +766

    GTA V may have had thr bigger map, But gta sa had the better map. I actually wanted to explore because its like they realized that states wont have just 1 city in them.

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 6 років тому +63

      It's interesting that even in SA it seems like they spent a lot more time on Los Santos than any other part, but it still feels bigger to me because the urban areas are spaced out much more evenly. LS, SF and LV are placed in different corners of the map, which means you'll be touring the countryside a lot and likely stumble upon something new. In V practically everything interesting takes place in LS, which only makes up the lowest third of the map. Now I'm just thinking out loud, but if Rockstar had placed LS in the center of the map and have the countryside surround it, I think it would've felt way less empty. Alternatively, making the town on the north edge of the map bigger and putting more missions there would ensure players actually have a reason to drive around much more, and probably end up exploring more too.

    • @sebastianodiraviolo499
      @sebastianodiraviolo499 5 років тому +9

      @@cupriferouscatalyst3708 yeah ,the SA map was much better i loved it

    • @El_Fabricio
      @El_Fabricio 5 років тому +3

      @@cupriferouscatalyst3708 I think they should just make the whole West Coast or the USA the way how Crew handled it. But it'd take a lot more time to do.

    • @mjc0961
      @mjc0961 5 років тому +5

      GTA SA had a bad map too. The boonies and the desert was a bunch of pointless empty space that did nothing but add boring commute time between some missions.
      Vice City and III had the better maps.

    • @aidencampbell9120
      @aidencampbell9120 5 років тому +6

      @@mjc0961 Legit their opinion man, no need to shit on what they like just cause you think your opinion is factual and overrides theirs.

  • @leokim47
    @leokim47 3 роки тому +50

    “Definitive” edition: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +713

    Chinatown on the DS is a modern mastapiece

    • @ReD_2022
      @ReD_2022 6 років тому +1

      Oh really? Should I consider getting it for my 2ds xl?

    • @Phoenixblue.
      @Phoenixblue. 6 років тому +16

      Veridian ur right i played dat shit was fun asf

    • @theverylastkorok7080
      @theverylastkorok7080 6 років тому +1

      I’ve heard great things about it

    • @ThePegasusAirforce
      @ThePegasusAirforce 6 років тому +42

      It's honestly one of the best games on the DS, and it's definitely worth the play if you're a fan of GTA.

    • @plutosmash6068
      @plutosmash6068 6 років тому +44

      I wish they’d bring back drug dealing, that was so fun. I remember when I was 12 years old with my dsi assuming the role of an Asian drug dealer. Shit was great.

  • @billyhowever
    @billyhowever 6 років тому +121

    i always liked the car dialogue actually. its usually really funny

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 6 років тому +8

      The more leaned back old school GTA in general is more my jam; talking in cars to and from mission, slowly dwelling into chaos through peaceful missions escalating the story towards the action, longer cutscenes exploring the characters backstory, that kinda thing.
      Probably the main reason I’d favor GTA IV over V. Modern games are too fast a pace for my taste.

    • @asdfsdfsdf5114
      @asdfsdfsdf5114 6 років тому +2

      Why you hating dawg
      live and let live

    • @amarkovER
      @amarkovER 6 років тому +3

      Yeah this is Dunkey pulling at strings, The car dialogue is awesome in most GTA games.

  • @duality4739
    @duality4739 4 роки тому +833

    Funny how this aged, Overwatch having a 8+ min wait time to play damage made me quit the game

    • @alarmedrock7066
      @alarmedrock7066 4 роки тому +14

      Chris Vital was looking for this comment

    • @deathrager2404
      @deathrager2404 4 роки тому +72

      overwatch was pretty fun back in the day. but very unbalanced, never got balanced and only received more unbalanced heroes. then they got this role play thing. man gtfo. after activision took over the game really became shit.

    • @bevvvy1374
      @bevvvy1374 4 роки тому +38

      Death Rager Game was always shit it just took people time to realize

    • @deltan6212
      @deltan6212 4 роки тому +19

      @@bevvvy1374 Anime, my boy, you'll never stop being a contration.

    • @bevvvy1374
      @bevvvy1374 4 роки тому +49

      Deltan You mean contrarian?

  • @enricobellisario2738
    @enricobellisario2738 4 роки тому +49

    My favorite thing about this video is the suggestion that either Michael or Amanda have a lovecraftian monster for a brother.

  • @Astrosive
    @Astrosive 6 років тому +658

    Your game loads up in 3 minutes??? I usually cook an oven pizza while I’m waiting

    • @Ac3Mustang
      @Ac3Mustang 6 років тому +1

      Astrosive sameeeee

    • @Known_as_The_Ghost
      @Known_as_The_Ghost 6 років тому +62

      I usually rewatch the entire Dragon Ball Series, then come back and wait for a few more hours..

    • @ROCKYPLAYA
      @ROCKYPLAYA 6 років тому +3

      At a funeral?

    • @Jacksaur_
      @Jacksaur_ 6 років тому +28

      Don't forget when it encounters a single error, and loads up the entirety of Singleplayer again before asking if you want to rejoin!

    • @ROCKYPLAYA
      @ROCKYPLAYA 6 років тому +4

      Dj Blades don't bring up bad memories please (cries in a corner).

  • @Jay16998
    @Jay16998 5 років тому +294

    The music used at 3:49 is bury the hatchet mission music from gta 5 for those curious people

    • @DehLeh
      @DehLeh 5 років тому +10

      i love you sir

    • @zenterno-zt1pl
      @zenterno-zt1pl 5 років тому +10

      Carefully he is a hero

    • @ChrisPoindexter98
      @ChrisPoindexter98 4 роки тому +8

      Also Wanted Level Music 2 (Last Gen) for the full raw files, and No Happy Endings for the official, AdSense score soundtrack version.

    • @justbecause7402
      @justbecause7402 4 роки тому +1

      I thought everyone knew that

    • @voodoo2006
      @voodoo2006 4 роки тому +1

      I love that track so much, I don't know why.

  • @carlosmillard3346
    @carlosmillard3346 6 років тому +1250

    But the music is a headbanger

    • @UnBR0k3enAngel
      @UnBR0k3enAngel 6 років тому +62

      Carlos Millard GTA V probably has the most weak soundtrack of any GTA game. Not to say GTA V's music is subpar, but we have been given a lot better with the likes of Vice City and GTA IV.

    • @ChristopherHari
      @ChristopherHari 6 років тому +28

      but GTA 5 has FlyloFM so it wins by default

    • @hectorromero3562
      @hectorromero3562 6 років тому +4

      UnBR0k3enAngel GTA IV soundtrack was awful

    • @TheDominator
      @TheDominator 6 років тому +25

      you guys make some great points but gta 5 has danger zone

    • @MaMastoast
      @MaMastoast 6 років тому +4

      I personally prefer the San Andreas theme

  • @archfiendkaguya6213
    @archfiendkaguya6213 4 роки тому +57

    tbh personally, i like the dialogues and conversations the characters have when you’re driving or riding a horse, it helps me feel more connected to the character bc they go in depth with their personality and who they are. but thats just me tho, but still good point burkey

  • @gothicspoon
    @gothicspoon 6 років тому +190

    I wish there was a way to block phone calls in GTA Online. Getting 3-4 calls EVERY time you log in, to hear the same things, is already annoying, but the fact that it will basically prevent you from doing ANYTHING as soon as the phone pops up takes the cake. Even if you're being shot at and are trying to fight back, the game will not allow you to shoot until you pick up that phone.
    And it happens at random, too, to make it extra fun.

    • @Ilshatey
      @Ilshatey 6 років тому +5

      Mr_spoon silent mode?

    • @Lucardini
      @Lucardini 6 років тому +5

      there is a way. go to settings

    • @gothicspoon
      @gothicspoon 6 років тому

      Lucas Brouwer Really? They actually added it?

    • @GregMince
      @GregMince 6 років тому

      Think of it as ads

    • @GregMince
      @GregMince 6 років тому +1

      Like when you will be driving around your assisstant will call and say 'oh look extra space in your warehouse, wanna buy more?'

  • @Meerzie
    @Meerzie 6 років тому +328

    Dunkey I swear you're the only youtuber I watch these days. Every single video you put out is quality

    • @KainKiller1993
      @KainKiller1993 6 років тому +1

      I recommend you check out mr.Sark who is a let's player doing great video editing. ;)

    • @tristenhowe2886
      @tristenhowe2886 6 років тому

      theres a demand for his videos

  • @WamprikLau
    @WamprikLau 6 років тому +764

    I agree with you in everything, except for dialogue in cars. They gave the atmosphere.

    • @MrAyuub22
      @MrAyuub22 6 років тому +179

      he's not saying get rid of them, hes saying make them better

    • @Ben-uc9xn
      @Ben-uc9xn 6 років тому +56

      You're right if there wasn't any, some missions in gta would feel just about unplayable

    • @CreosRealian
      @CreosRealian 6 років тому +1

      i agree with that opinion

    • @lukacola7296
      @lukacola7296 6 років тому +23

      I also disagree with the hollow open worlds part

    • @willbrock1962
      @willbrock1962 6 років тому +5

      The hipster conversation was bad, but overall I liked it

  • @greekfire995
    @greekfire995 4 роки тому +370

    Would love to see him address rockstar again after the most recent events with the ps5

    • @savoybluejay456
      @savoybluejay456 4 роки тому +1

      What happened

    • @galactichasyoutube775
      @galactichasyoutube775 4 роки тому +117

      Spencer Burson they’re selling gta 5 on the PS5. It’s literally a PS3 game that they keep on reselling like Bethesda and Skyrim

    • @flyde6521
      @flyde6521 4 роки тому +72

      @@galactichasyoutube775 did you love GTA V (PS3), GTA V (Xbox 360), GTA V Next gen (Xbox One), GTA V Next gen (PS4) and GTA V PC edition. Well...do we have something for you

    • @harolrvez7124
      @harolrvez7124 4 роки тому +5

      GalacticHasUA-cam
      I would love to play Gta V pc on the PS5, whats so bad about improving the graphics for next-gen console? How tf do you know that they aren’t gonna do something with the game ?

    • @galactichasyoutube775
      @galactichasyoutube775 4 роки тому +52

      Văn Bùi because it’s the same game. If they were really gonna do something with it, they’d sell GTA 6.
      Also, “Improving the graphics” means practically nothing right now because it will look like a mid-gen PS4 game at best. Just look at some of the character models.
      They know they’ve made a popular game that basically everyone on the planet has heard of (like Skyrim) and now are milking the fuck out of it for two generations.

  • @dragonmilkshake4135
    @dragonmilkshake4135 6 років тому +1411

    You should've just done a whole video on GTA Online, since that game has fallen so far from grace. Never have I ever seen a game that's so severely pay 2 win.

    • @matthewflahherty2620
      @matthewflahherty2620 6 років тому +7

      o no stop bieng a baby stop wineing becuase games hard to win its easy

    • @two_number_nines
      @two_number_nines 6 років тому +21

      lol im playing shark card free and im running out of things to buy.

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 6 років тому +122

      It's less pay 2 win and more pay 2 not play, since there is no end goal. People are actually paying to play the game LESS.

    • @theretard5825
      @theretard5825 6 років тому

      Mobile games

    • @kek857
      @kek857 5 років тому +2

      A Dragon Milkshake COD Black ops 3

  • @oldcracker3383
    @oldcracker3383 6 років тому +681

    dont forget rockstar's abismal anti cheat in GTA Online and the amount of griefers is insane
    and everything is p2w

    • @seraslain962
      @seraslain962 5 років тому +2

      I've used the tools that do this. Now your boi Ruku meets somewhere in the middle, cheating his way to riches without greifing people afterwards. In fact, through those Riches I met a couple of guys that, like me, enjoy flying the in-game Jets. I was the only person that didn't crash. Then again, I was using a Jumpjet to simplify Landings. Then again, all those crashes happened mid-flight so a Jumpjet shouldn't make a difference.

    • @jmmjjmmjjmmj
      @jmmjjmmjjmmj 5 років тому +1

      Ruku the Dragon cool.

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 5 років тому +1

      @@seraslain962 cool story bro

    • @NewNormalWorldOrder
      @NewNormalWorldOrder 5 років тому +3

      @oldcracker
      You probably weren’t around when GTA Online first came out but their “cheater lobbies” were insane. Idk if they still have them, but it was actually TOO anti-cheat. You’d get sent to their cheater lobbies just for blowing up a few players cars; eventually they fixed it... but those lobbies were fun af

    • @TruFalco
      @TruFalco 5 років тому

      Gta is not p2w honestly, and everything is accessible to the player without having to drop a dime... You just have to put time into it just like any other MMO. Put your money towards the right things, and you can earn 2m to buy almost anything within a few hours.
      If rockstar allowed you to do everything or whatever you want with whatever you want, the online would be as dead as gta 4 online was.

  • @BoJangles42
    @BoJangles42 6 років тому +1641

    Dunkey I know when you’re 20 people in their 40’s are ancient Methuselahs to you, but we know what a hipster is.

    • @Ancienregime8090
      @Ancienregime8090 6 років тому +307

      Umm, they have smart phones, you're point is invalid, and a hipster isn't a meme they live in LA, one of the homes to hipsters and have Radio Mirror park, sooooooo

    • @NordicWildSoul
      @NordicWildSoul 6 років тому +15

      Halfway 40 now but I even was a hipster in my twenties... so yep, I am hip to it, ya dig!?

    • @DowntownLAKid
      @DowntownLAKid 6 років тому +2

      Yeah I’m Jason’s age and end in I know this. Don’t paint them so negatively Jasón, you’re going to be 40 one day too

    • @blahh29waffelz
      @blahh29waffelz 6 років тому +3

      Bollibompa it would take more than 2 seconds first you have to log out of UA-cam then go to google then type it in then wait for it to load thenn look for a reliable source then confirm it with a super fan also known as a creep then you gotta make sure he doesn't find out your name and age theeeeen you gotta confirm this with Dunkey by waiting a month for him to notice you then you notice he didn't reply so you know he doesn't care about his fans then you gotta expose him then after two years of hacking and researching Dunkey you then remember about wanting to know about his age so you go to google and search up how old he is then go to wiki then there you

    • @bozotheclown666
      @bozotheclown666 6 років тому

      Billy Humphrey not only that hipsters have been around since the 60s.

  • @randomfox12245
    @randomfox12245 3 роки тому +29

    "Picking on them"
    Yeah, that's how we felt at the time. Like it was picking on them. Unfairly.
    That was then

  • @TheBestCommenterEVER
    @TheBestCommenterEVER 6 років тому +46

    I think your most valid point is about how so many locations go unutilized by the campaign. You would think gambling minigames or a casino heist ala San Andreas are great opportunities to flesh out the world more.
    My only guess is that Rockstar at some point did intend to use those locations, possibly in DLC single player stories. Then GTA Online started gaining so much traction that they revised their plans and shifted their efforts on maintaining and growing GTA Online.

  • @LadyDem
    @LadyDem 6 років тому +1065

    I like the car talk...

    • @MrBeastknows
      @MrBeastknows 6 років тому +11

      It's boring though. Much of the time it's needless exposition, until its not and it's a genuine conversation which you can't see go on. Its boring af. Red Dead on the other hand makes more sense.

    • @Cipher_556
      @Cipher_556 6 років тому +6

      Caio Melo It's just dunkey being himself, don't worry about it.

    • @Raviouliformiouli
      @Raviouliformiouli 6 років тому +48

      I remember in ballad of gay tony, Mr bulgarians associate was in a car with me, and it was quiet, and luis was like "sooo you dont want to talk?" he was like "no."

    • @maximvsdread1610
      @maximvsdread1610 6 років тому

      I like your avi :D

    • @ommarbaba8090
      @ommarbaba8090 6 років тому

      Yea me too

  • @Dacnomaniak
    @Dacnomaniak 6 років тому +593

    Yes, I was hoping there would be a new Jake Paul video today, thanks Santa.

    • @asdfsdfsdf5114
      @asdfsdfsdf5114 6 років тому +5

      what if jake paul is stienfield

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 6 років тому +1

      Are you kidding me? This is George Clooney's channel ya dingus.

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 6 років тому

      doesn't jake upload every day? that's kinda his shtick. also, bad joke, i don't appreciate your joke

    • @doclouis4236
      @doclouis4236 6 років тому

      Santa says to buy that Loshitgang merch.

    • @ashen0001
      @ashen0001 6 років тому

      woosh

  • @BeMoreWeird
    @BeMoreWeird Рік тому +9

    The writing quality in the cutscenes versus the driving parts in GTA 5 was so different that I became convinced that they were written by completely different teams

  • @oksneezy
    @oksneezy 6 років тому +626

    Tbh they should make Knack battle Royale.

    • @ksawery6568
      @ksawery6568 6 років тому +32

      they did, it's called Fortnite or something

    • @kevthedestroyer1044
      @kevthedestroyer1044 6 років тому +2

      please delete this comment

    • @aPol.01
      @aPol.01 6 років тому +1

      you my good ser are a jenuius

    • @Red0Wn
      @Red0Wn 6 років тому +4

      Knack Battle Royack

    • @TjaVideos
      @TjaVideos 6 років тому +1

      hahahaha knack......
      odyssey babehh

  • @malakarvonstroheim5372
    @malakarvonstroheim5372 6 років тому +181

    Contrary what Dunkey says i think that line with Michael telling Trevor he's a hipster is one of the best ones

    • @justiceforjoggers2897
      @justiceforjoggers2897 6 років тому +12

      Agreed

    • @203joeman
      @203joeman 6 років тому +74

      Also, does he really think 40 year old men living in LA (LS) of all places wouldn't know what a hipster is?

    • @CPtracker080
      @CPtracker080 6 років тому +33

      jose negrete yea, its like he thinks people in this world is very linear. Just because you’re 40 doesnt mean u dont understand shit like that and the dialogue fits their char

    • @muhammadarsalanhussain3924
      @muhammadarsalanhussain3924 6 років тому +1

      Ikr such a great scene

    • @DOGSHOT
      @DOGSHOT 6 років тому +29

      Yeah it's a poorly thought out opinion.
      Dunkey's not god he's got plenty of flawed opinions lol.

  • @LarryButz
    @LarryButz 6 років тому +162

    "'Ey, you there?"
    "Nope." *hangs up*

    • @benmjt
      @benmjt 6 років тому +4

      I also watched the video

    • @LarryButz
      @LarryButz 6 років тому

      Hey, someone had to take the quote. I called first dibs.

    • @jaundicedmisanthrope7817
      @jaundicedmisanthrope7817 6 років тому

      No... you actually do not have to quote from a video. That is just your compulsions.

    • @LarryButz
      @LarryButz 6 років тому +1

      Jaundiced Misanthrope And it's your compulsion to call someone out who'd make a quote from a video.
      Who cares, honestly. It's all apart of the algorithm game, ding dong.

  • @scot_playzz349
    @scot_playzz349 4 роки тому +86

    Car dialogue and horse dialogue are one of the best bits of rockstar games

    • @MP-dm8xh
      @MP-dm8xh 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah I defo agree, something about hearing characters talking to each other is just great, hell, that mission in GTA V where you have to haul some cars across half the map in a big ass truck? I still like that mission cause I just like listening to the dialogue, no matter how many times I’ve heard it

    • @curiousmind_
      @curiousmind_ 3 роки тому +2

      I don't know if many people are aware but on Rockstar's games since GTA 4 when you fail a mission and restart you'll hear an alternative dialogue in every mission, in RDR 1 there's sometimes 3 alternative dialogues..
      That's just shows the quality of writing in their games.

    • @cyjan3k823
      @cyjan3k823 2 роки тому

      Because there is little to no dialogue outside of that. Obviously it is "good" when most of the Story happens there or in similiarly strange fashion (just seconds after getting out of car dialogue for 10second and everyone goes away)

  • @Kaizer2076
    @Kaizer2076 6 років тому +223

    You forgot to mention that they haven't made any games since 2013 when they discovered microtransactions.

    • @Zuri_SM
      @Zuri_SM 6 років тому +15

      red ded 2 babyyyyyy

    • @bigLucass
      @bigLucass 6 років тому +46

      Zuri - Solo Sniper which is going to have microtransactions out the ass lol

    • @kakiku
      @kakiku 6 років тому +9

      I’m pretty sure it’s cos their focusing on red dead redemption now,it takes years to create an open world game,Witcher 3 took about 5-7 years to finish

    • @EatSomeDussi
      @EatSomeDussi 6 років тому +3

      kakiku peoples don’t know about open world games but then complain that the game is broken because it was made a year😂💀

    • @PlaceboZypresse
      @PlaceboZypresse 6 років тому +3

      Coz they focused all their teams on RDR 2 since 2011

  • @saliemallison9947
    @saliemallison9947 6 років тому +66

    When Dunkey shows Blitzcrank in champion select and you have to wonder whether he actually lost his mind and went back... Or he's a genius BABEE!

    • @FroggyDoo
      @FroggyDoo 6 років тому

      Of all places to see a Warriors avatar, this wasn't one I was expecting.

  • @thedudeman9063
    @thedudeman9063 6 років тому +520

    ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!

    • @PianistDarshan
      @PianistDarshan 6 років тому +8

      Xx420BlazeKushMoneySwagxX You picked the wrong house fool!!

    • @Black_Diamond_Wolf
      @Black_Diamond_Wolf 6 років тому +12

      Ill have two number 9s, a number 9 large

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly 6 років тому +1

      Xx420BlazeKushMoneySwagxX i don't care how long its been if i see this comment on any video i will like it😂😂

    • @Niom_Music
      @Niom_Music 6 років тому

      I’ll have two number foot, one with lettuce.

    • @ShitOwl
      @ShitOwl 6 років тому

      Lo Shomen why did u copy paste what the guy at the top said?

  • @Naz-xk6hq
    @Naz-xk6hq Рік тому +20

    This video is old, but I need to say this:
    You *need* those boring missions for pacing. If every mission was an exhilarating thrill ride it would drain the player out too quickly. By having those missions in the game it makes the more exciting missions stand out because they become more impactful and memorable as a result.
    Besides, it’s not like those missions don’t contribute something to the overall narrative. The whole point of that truck mission was to show how different Franklin is from his childhood friends who all became crackheads and drug addicts, while he’s trying his best to escape that life and make something of himself. The dialogue isn’t there just for the sake of it, it’s there to add depth and flesh out the characters. It’s a really natural way to peek inside the minds of these guys, just like real life.
    Be honest, how many times have you ever been in a car with someone else and you *didnt* say something to one another for the duration of the trip, even if it was some of the most dumbest shit imaginable?
    So while I don’t agree with your arguments about the car conversations or the boring missions, you pretty much nailed it with the rest of the video.

    • @Facu_04
      @Facu_04 Рік тому +5

      I don't think that boring missions necessarily contribute to a better pacing compared to the fun missions. I think that pacing is developed through fun moments that hype the player to keep playing and stale moments that level down the gameplay, and gta has always have plenty of that. The driving sections of the game could be shorter but I agree that they can be essential or simply enjoyable if the quirks of the characters are utilized correctly. But as I say, they need to be shorter or simply more interesting like in god of war. The conversations between Kratos and Atreus reflect how you can balance boring gameplay with an actual content that feels interesting to the player. I'm just saying that gta 6 should try to improve the gta formula to a modern audience that has expirienced an evolution in the open world type games.

    • @Magst3r1
      @Magst3r1 Рік тому +2

      So basically your argument is that the game needs to be boring so that 10% of it can be fun...

    • @Facu_04
      @Facu_04 Рік тому +1

      @@Magst3r1 Thats what I'm saying. It doesn't make sense that way.

    • @Naz-xk6hq
      @Naz-xk6hq Рік тому +2

      @@Magst3r1 you misunderstood my point. I’m not saying make every mission “boring” I’m saying that the missions which are slower than the rest are necessary for the overall pacing and development of the plot and story and help contribute to making those exciting missions more powerful. They help with buildup and suspense.
      For example: if you took away all the preparation missions for all the heists in GTA V the actual heists themselves would feel less satisfying and grandiose as a result because you didn’t lay the groundwork for getting those heists completed in the first place.

  • @christiawn
    @christiawn 5 років тому +177

    “generally when someone plays an online game they want to turn it on and get into a match within a minute; overwatch-“
    LOL

    • @dmsviola1
      @dmsviola1 4 роки тому +3

      Just play arcade or pick tank. Easy

    • @christiawn
      @christiawn 4 роки тому

      CommanderLeo depends on role and rank. Masters and above on dps can take anywhere from 10 minutes to a half hour on a bad day.

    • @kiwirain1235
      @kiwirain1235 4 роки тому +3

      Play healer idiot

  • @SomeHomesickAlien
    @SomeHomesickAlien 6 років тому +2347

    WaNNa HaVe FrEe ShArk CarDs?

    • @areyoulazyone1049
      @areyoulazyone1049 6 років тому +5

      DanielFromMcDonalds Yee

    • @bullet3602
      @bullet3602 6 років тому +5

      no

    • @bragozan
      @bragozan 6 років тому +1

      Don't wanna wait forever still. Fuck waiting for things to happen. And when they happen, you gotta wait for it to ACTUALLY HAPPEN.

    • @CheetoDotVHS
      @CheetoDotVHS 6 років тому +1

      Mimiyo Chan yes plz

    • @anthonysayegh8187
      @anthonysayegh8187 6 років тому

      YeAh BOi!

  • @tharrock337
    @tharrock337 6 років тому +448

    how can you make this video without mentioning strauss zelnick and Take 2 interactive as a whole? They are like 50% of the problems rockstar is having.

    • @LegendaryController1
      @LegendaryController1 6 років тому +26

      Strauss Zelnick has a very punchable face.

    • @no_nameyouknow
      @no_nameyouknow 6 років тому +4

      Is he that plasma dude from Hellboy 2?

    • @shashemption
      @shashemption 6 років тому +29

      I mean, corporation is a huge problem for video games as a whole.

    • @teukufadel8293
      @teukufadel8293 6 років тому +4

      shashemption but without it, there are no budgets to make a game so....

    • @WyaldTalk
      @WyaldTalk 6 років тому

      tharrock337 thank you!

  • @trevorbilak-sackin792
    @trevorbilak-sackin792 4 роки тому +46

    *first complaint is about tedium*
    *me seeing this was released before rdr2*: Oh my spaghetti and meatBOLLS

  • @bbloomfield6497
    @bbloomfield6497 6 років тому +281

    The car dialog in GTA IV seemed way more dynamic.. if you'd heard the conversation on the way to a mission but then failed and had to restart, that same conversation wouldn't happen, it was very naturally cut short. They seemed to forget this in GTAV, taking the design BACKWARDS

    • @thepennilessgamer7792
      @thepennilessgamer7792 6 років тому +5

      But in the 3rd attempt, they would repeat the 1st dialogue chain.

    • @realmostasteless
      @realmostasteless 6 років тому +5

      Dwaipayan Sinha If you gotta attempt it more than twice I got bad news...

    • @chavychivas502
      @chavychivas502 6 років тому +1

      2BenOrNot2Ben packie mcreary car dialog is pretty more realistic and actually good to hear at

    • @AirwaveInvader
      @AirwaveInvader 6 років тому +11

      GTA IV was way better at this. It was way better at everything. I DON'T WANNA GET INTO THIS RIGHT NOW

    • @lordlightskin4200
      @lordlightskin4200 6 років тому +8

      Dude that's gta 5 for you. Detail And story wise gta 4 kicks it's ass. Graphics And gameplay go to gta 5. They just need to add the 2 together

  • @watcheem
    @watcheem 6 років тому +71

    I want to hear the rest of the Gunggalar story!

    • @tristanswain2383
      @tristanswain2383 6 років тому

      watcheem I know, it was just getting interesting

  • @restinpeas1284
    @restinpeas1284 6 років тому +534

    There's a lot more you could have criticized- like how a majority of the online content isn't even made available in singleplayer without mods, the idea of singleplayer dlc was thrown out in favor of focusing on their bordering-on-abuse shark cards with a stranglehold on cash players can make in GTA Online so they're more inclined to pay up, they ditched the proper friendly freeroam that red dead redemption had and gave the poor substitute of whatever that passive mode was supposed to accomplish (it actually just removes you from having any fun safely, kudos for that fuckup Rockstar, can't even defend yourself from cops if you get in trouble, RDR had it right ffs) and the world itself is even more hollow than you said. It's a big ol' diorama that looks great on the surface but below that, you can't even enter restaurants and the number of miscellaneous buildings you can enter is terribly low. And missions that open up interiors only do it for that mission, then the building closes back up as if you didn't easily get inside before. Even in Vice City you could enter a mall, you could enter a police station, you could go inside one of the houses the first island, find a scarface easter egg and a free chainsaw.
    Exploration for the sake of exploration has been thrown out, and rockstar have given into a "bigger is better" ideology which is... Well it's just wrong.

    • @destraw6221
      @destraw6221 6 років тому +40

      Older GTA games let you go in many buildings,
      GTA V doesn't.
      Older Elder Scrolls games gave you so much freedom you could invent your own spells, or equip different gloves to each individual hand or pauldrons to each shoulder.
      Skyrim has none of that. (not to mention flying, mark and recall, permanent summon enchantments, etc)
      I think becoming a mainstream highly profitable industry was the worst thing to happen to gaming. Games are shinier but lack substance.
      I don't understand why games won't continue to build on their foundations, why good ideas aren't carried over into the sequels while graphics and game-play are improved at the same time.
      Oh right, billions in revenue. There's no incentive to improve what is already selling.

    • @Ilshatey
      @Ilshatey 6 років тому +2

      Do you remember Interior Heaven in SA?

    • @SirusDiarota
      @SirusDiarota 6 років тому +3

      The Elder Scrolls spellcrafting was pretty much a balancing nightmare as far as I remember. As for the gloves part, I think you're going past Morrowind for that. Fine, but I think that's a bit of a stretch when you remember the matter of certain armours missing "parts" of the set, leading to console modding them back in.
      Sometimes "streamlighting" isn't a bad thing. And besides, there's mods for that. d=P

    • @thewotsit
      @thewotsit 6 років тому

      Utter nonsense.

    • @flecko5
      @flecko5 6 років тому +3

      Dest Raw Stop acting as if there aren't any good games anymore. Some new games might lack substance but there are plenty of others that don't. And plenty more will come out in the future which actually do provide the kind of experience we want. It all depends on what games you're looking for and how much you restrict yourself in terms of trying new games.

  • @subzero6580
    @subzero6580 4 роки тому +4

    Lol, that tow truck mission is one of my memorable ones. Pay attention to the conversation you have with her.

  • @WEndro333
    @WEndro333 6 років тому +607

    *He didn't mention shark cards*

    • @coffee-vz1nr
      @coffee-vz1nr 6 років тому +17

      Every game has it's own in game purchases , no need to criticize it unless it is some sort of loot box like star wars has.

    • @ariooner
      @ariooner 6 років тому +116

      Except when the only practical way to buy anything fun or cool is to farm missions for 12 days or buy a shark card. (Or hack, the preferrable option)

    • @ItsameDrew
      @ItsameDrew 6 років тому +3

      I thought this too, but you can easily make a million every 3 hours fairly passively. even while you piss around in free mode, there are high paying CEO missions and challenges, double RP / $ helps too when thats a good week.

    • @Weavaloid
      @Weavaloid 6 років тому +2

      Get a lootbox that gives you an instant win!

    • @WEndro333
      @WEndro333 6 років тому +43

      Snow Hound Well of fucking course every game has in-game purchases because we're not criticizing them.

  • @SomeHomesickAlien
    @SomeHomesickAlien 6 років тому +118

    Games should take risks like Knack did to sell over 10 billion copies of their game :)

    • @this-is-big-john
      @this-is-big-john 6 років тому +2

      DanielFromMcDonalds there is only 7 billion people in the world

    • @krys889
      @krys889 6 років тому +13

      Jonathan W. Perez no theres 10.5 billion, stupid

    • @this-is-big-john
      @this-is-big-john 6 років тому +2

      Install as of 2016 there was 7.4 billion people on the planet, are you trying to tell me that we got an increase of 3.1 billion people on earth since then?

    • @karlturner5678
      @karlturner5678 6 років тому +12

      Jonathan W. Perez Yes.

    • @SapeHallward
      @SapeHallward 6 років тому +3

      Agreed mi boi

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 6 років тому +1281

    *HEY NICHO WANT TO GO BOWLING?*

  • @bromanworldz2569
    @bromanworldz2569 Рік тому +4

    Seeing Blizzard on the list of “AAA studios that puts a quality title everytime” really aged well

  • @joemomma3648
    @joemomma3648 6 років тому +16

    Can we also talk about the insane level of grinding needed to buy stuff and the massive gaps in payments for jobs/gamemodes in GTA online? It really forces players into only having 2 or 3 ways to scrape together any noteworthy amount of money.

  • @josephgastelum6373
    @josephgastelum6373 6 років тому +66

    I mean, if you're living in SoCal it's kinda likely you're gonna know what a hipster is

    • @FaZeBlumpkin
      @FaZeBlumpkin 6 років тому +2

      Fresh Doggo kinda what I was thinking. I disagree with him there but I guess hes right for most of the video

    • @smitty7326
      @smitty7326 6 років тому +5

      Yeah, I actually live in the desert north of LA, around where Trevor would be from, and everyone knows what a Hipster is haha

  • @akbersalim9096
    @akbersalim9096 Рік тому +5

    Agree with almost everything except the car dialogue part, they are pretty interesting IMO.

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 6 років тому +374

    They didn’t make knack so...

  • @BW1875
    @BW1875 5 років тому +404

    2:12 i want the entire story

    • @sulaimangulzar6727
      @sulaimangulzar6727 4 роки тому +8

      Vincent Gigante same

    • @kyasarinrogue6183
      @kyasarinrogue6183 4 роки тому +49

      Ok see you later Vincent

    • @gamingmaster6377
      @gamingmaster6377 4 роки тому +18

      I finally found it, when he fighted his uncle Dunkey grabbed a Doo Doo Launcher and had sex with his uncle very epic story

  • @thewolf7668
    @thewolf7668 6 років тому +135

    GTA:SA probably one of their best games, especially because the multi-player servers are made by the community

    • @Jolgeable
      @Jolgeable 5 років тому +16

      I played hundreds of hours on San Andreas-MTA.
      On GTAV Online, I've reached level 15 and never played that again.

    • @adamgonesage
      @adamgonesage 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jolgeable i like sa mp because it lets me use the first person mod similar to gta v first person

    • @gayzer1020
      @gayzer1020 4 роки тому

      That game is alright in my opinion storyline and such are pretty good but shooting mechanics blow dick

    • @eijazhussain7170
      @eijazhussain7170 4 роки тому

      The game came out in 2004. Of course the mechanics of the game are going to be quite clunky especially in a really really big game at the time. I do agree with u though, the shooting mechanics was ass.

    • @lukkkasz323
      @lukkkasz323 4 роки тому

      @@eijazhussain7170 It's not an excuse. Quake came out in 1996 and it's not clunky, it never was. In fact it's even less clunky than most games today, because movement wasn't restricted by realism.

  • @mp4f
    @mp4f 4 роки тому +24

    4:01 “ay you there?”
    *no*

  • @BigDaddyWes
    @BigDaddyWes 6 років тому +457

    I can't believe you didn't talk about shark cards. The entirety of GTA online is designed to make you want to pay for in game currency. It's such a chore to accomplish everything in the game from loading into a server to loading into a match and then loading back into the world etc. And then you have to actually do well to actually make any money. Plus there's plenty of ways to make money in the open world, but you'll almpost always get fucked with by other players. The price of apartments, cars, and basically everything is ridiculous for the amount of time required to make enough money to pay for anything. The entire point of GTA is to get tons of money, but you can literally skip the entire game if you pay microtransactions. And they aren't even worth it either because you have to pay like $100 dollars to get one of the new cars.... or just play the game for 200 hours.

    • @user-vp6cq4sv3d
      @user-vp6cq4sv3d 6 років тому +8

      Mod the game then or get someone to do it for you. It's a game not a job. I'm sick of people disregarding it and making essays instead complaining.

    • @debilman9065
      @debilman9065 6 років тому

      Wes Tolson
      Means you don't own any businessess

    • @TheHeavyshadow
      @TheHeavyshadow 6 років тому +70

      Well, even if you have businesses, they're only usable in free-for-all lobbies, meaning: One tries to drive the below-average streetcar to a destination while being followed by someone in an attack chopper, a bomber, a fighter jet and either a normal tank or the new sci-fi tank which is as good as the normal tank without upgrades. But of course one can spend several millions of dollars on upgrades for that tank to become even more OP.
      Also: if a game needs to be modified by third parties in order to be fun, fair, etc., it sure is a point worth criticising.

    • @debilman9065
      @debilman9065 6 років тому

      RoughShadow tryhards are a small problem, just leave the game if someone is coming for you and come back or get a public solo session :)

    • @2018_Toyota_Prius
      @2018_Toyota_Prius 6 років тому +1

      Or just get a friend and do the Bogdan Problem glitch. 1 Million every 10-15 minutes.