Summoning rituals are wack. Summoning rituals to pull a group of people at once are even more wack. A system that forces those people to use 1 incredibly specific type of weapon is also dumb. Remember, not only is it forcing weapons on them, but one is literally only allowed a shield. The system as a whole is crazy and useless.
Filo's little song from a few episodes ago was right. She did send the spear guy flying with a full-powered kick the next time she saw him. And it brought a smile to all our faces. Filo deserves all the headpats. And speaking of smiles, look how cheerful Filo looks when she says she likes drawing the carriage.
Spoiler: This incident eventually causes Motoyasu to get Stockholm’s syndrome from the PTSD of getting his nuts absolutely annihilated, causing him to literally become infatuated with Filo. And not in the pet and owner way. No more the, “Have my babies” dangerously close to furry type way. I wish I was making this up.
IRL such force would have been fatal! There have been people kicked hard enough to break the bone connecting the hips. This can result in internal bleeding (disregarding the crushed testicles) and would render him incapable of standing... Filo however send that dude flying. Even a 45mm cannon would probably not have enough recoil to do this and he took the force concentrated on a surface akin to the butt of a rifle...
And remember guys, specially those who wear lances: Never tell a girl is fat, more over if she is a cute little angel who can transform herself into a big white fluffy bird with expertise in kicking. You have been warned
a good father praises their child when they do something good, a great father praises them when that good thing came at the cost of an enemies suffering
Whenever I think about that detail, I am reminded of a specific meme comparing Motoyasu and Naofumi. Naofumi: lol!con Motoyasu: Actual f@(/ing p3do. (I had to code those, cause I think UA-cam deleted my comment on account of them.) Creepy bastard, Motoyasu. I wish endless pain and suffering upon you.
I can hear the perfect meme Spear guy: he has you pulling his carriage like that fat bird?! Filo: omae wa mou shindeiru Spear guy: nani *jojo's to be continued theme plays*
Motoyasu (Spear hero) is actually very good and king person, he's just... stupid and naive. There's a spinof about him where he gained an ability to start over his whole adventure and every time he was a close friend of Naofumi. One time he even created an army of Fitorials by trying to create Firo. But every time there was new Firo like lolis and he never succeded to spawn Firo. He REALLY fell in love with her and even called Naofumi a father.
I read that spin-off and with how many times he screws everything up...what if at some point, Motoyasu realises that in order for Filo to show up again, he has to do absolutely NOTHING to change the timeline thus needing to play along with being a complete dick like he was the first time around?
spear-guy: how evil are you naofumi, to force your slave's to work for you. raphtalia: I'm not forced to do anything, I want to fight for him. filo: I'm not forced to anything, I want to pull the carriage. spear-guy: how evil are you naofumi, to force your slave's to lie for you.
No, probably for the best. Besides can you imagine how the world will suffer with what kind of spawn Spear Guy breeds if ever mated with Bitch Princess? Yikes! No thanks!
The prerequisites to join naofumi’s harem Be a slave (some exceptions apply) Be a loli Motoyasu needs to have a weird and somewhat disturbing lust for you You don’t look it but you need to be crazy good at combat
I'm pleased I came across this. Unfortunately it's after midnight right now and I don't want to wake the neighbors. Still had a good laugh though. Lots of funny videos this month.
I got the theory that in his real world the Spear Hero is a Pathetic Forever Alone looser, and that pretty boy appearance is like an avatar created by him when he was summoned to this world
Spoiler (kinda): As of right now, Filo is not a “fat” bird anymore, and she doesn’t like drawing carriage anymore. Highly recommend you guys to check out the manga
Especially since Filo is barely a month old. Naofumi would have said something but knowing Motoyasu, he would have said “that an angels point of time is much slower that us, so she’s hundreds of years!” Or something like that.
Spear hero: (insults Filo calling her a fat bird) Filo: "(disappointedly) You called me fat." Spear hero: "I did? When?" Filo: (transforms into bird) Spear hero: (possibly shocked) "wha- you're the bird?" Filo: (kicks spear hero in the nut sack sending him flying) Naofumi: "Good girl Filo, I'm very proud of you. (head pats) LMAO 😂 Spear hero: "my balls!" LMAO 😂
The other “heroes” are a hothead idiot, a lone wolf show off, and a naive idealist. Glad there’s an anime that doesn’t glorify these traits in their protagonist for once.
Filo she is so cute and i wish to hug her and pat her head and watch the stars with her and her bird form is so cute x fluffy and i wish to hug her in her bird form too 😍🤗😍🤗
I love how she call him spear guy instead of spear hero
Yeah; because he's No Hero;
the Only kind of hero THAT Dumbhole would be: IS A HERO-IN-NAME-ONLY!!
@@New3DSLuigi364
Robyn of Anime America nicknamed him Fu---boy McGee
Foreshadowing.
spear dude
*sees 666 likes*
OH MY GOD! - Joseph Joestar
Spear boi: Where is the slave girl?
Naofumi: You will have to be more specific
Do you have no idea how little that narrows it down?
Me who knows what it refers to theoretically: Moshi Moshi anone~
@@bluerocket5127 you can buy it on Amazon if try searching it up you'll only find the WN
@@HDLLHANZ where can i found the WN then ?
@@bluerocket5127 It does not follow the Story of the Anime since the Anime follows the LN
She's not fat, she's fluffy.
Exactly! Filo is just a giant fluffy fluff bird ! 🕊️🦅🐦
you got that right!
also can't believe you only have 8 likes
Yeah remember when they thought Filo ate Melty, but she was just stuffed in her feathers sleeping? So damn cute.
Filo's fluffy side effect: can cause people fall asleep if they are stuffed inside her fluff
Filo and stitch??? XD
Filo: I"m about to end this man's entire genetic line.
Crimmy and marine has is own war... Win were the tanuki pig still lose
Or as Raphtalia would say she “Ended his lineage”
Ahem, "I'm about to do Evolution a favor", is more correct.
filo single handedly save the human race from becoming even more dumber than they were before.
@@zennvirus7980 yh last thing we need is spear guy's stupidity and hero complex
Raphtalia was right about him, he would never give a second glance to another slave if it's not a cute girl. Why is he even a hero?!
Summoning rituals are wack.
Summoning rituals to pull a group of people at once are even more wack.
A system that forces those people to use 1 incredibly specific type of weapon is also dumb.
Remember, not only is it forcing weapons on them, but one is literally only allowed a shield.
The system as a whole is crazy and useless.
@@solaridraconi6225
I agree. The rule about being unable to use any other weapons is complete bullshit.
@@luisalvarado754 I mean throwable are not technically weapon right so can the heros use them
@@horseboi984 Naofumi throws Balloons sometimes
He wasn't the Spear's first choice for a hero actually...
Filo's little song from a few episodes ago was right. She did send the spear guy flying with a full-powered kick the next time she saw him. And it brought a smile to all our faces. Filo deserves all the headpats.
And speaking of smiles, look how cheerful Filo looks when she says she likes drawing the carriage.
Spoiler:
This incident eventually causes Motoyasu to get Stockholm’s syndrome from the PTSD of getting his nuts absolutely annihilated, causing him to literally become infatuated with Filo. And not in the pet and owner way. No more the, “Have my babies” dangerously close to furry type way.
I wish I was making this up.
For some reason, Filo's species actually do enjoy drawing carriages since they consider it both exercise and playing
Spear guy: *Calls Filo fat*
Filo: “Hippity-hoppity, your jewels are now my property.”
You spelled sand wrong
That doesn’t sound right im sorry..
Shit, this can be taken out of context.
Yes!
Damn dude the word jwell made me laugh quite well
Yep, his "spear" definitely won't rise for a while 😏
More like his "Defenses lowered drastically"
There ain't no rising of the Spear Hero anytime soon.
She knocked out his Shield heros
If he ever has a child there birthmark will be filo foot
IRL such force would have been fatal! There have been people kicked hard enough to break the bone connecting the hips. This can result in internal bleeding (disregarding the crushed testicles) and would render him incapable of standing...
Filo however send that dude flying. Even a 45mm cannon would probably not have enough recoil to do this and he took the force concentrated on a surface akin to the butt of a rifle...
Naofumi: well done.i'm proud of you
Me: yea me too
"us" too 💪
@@muridtahmatgnas2184 "We" too
Me three.
Me to
Angry Bird in the nutshell
XD
Yeah, right in the nutshells >_>
@@dargadon3087 ooh nice 🤣
The portable nutcracker 3000
if it wasn't for healing magic, he'd be sterile now
Goddamn It healing magic. The ONE time It’d me better if you fail and you work. KICK HIM AGAIN THERES GOT TO BE A LIMIT.
@@jacoblester5822 Maybe, if we were to use Filo's dragon berserker mode maybe that might do the trick?
If only we have the protag of Ixion saga DT, he have the expertise for this kind of situation!
@@ashurad_fox5991 i see a man who knows his stuff here... Need to call the real experts in ball crushing
@@mistzzz4683
Yujiro Hanma.
Filo : *kicks him*
Naofumi: I sure raised her well!
Filo is one of the best characters in rising of the shield hero. I love when she sings about kicking the spear hero.
And remember guys, specially those who wear lances: Never tell a girl is fat, more over if she is a cute little angel who can transform herself into a big white fluffy bird with expertise in kicking. You have been warned
I dub her Filo the Breaker of Spears, Protector of the Shield... 😜
0:31 Filo is just sitting there "but i like to draw the carriage!"
1:03 i am SO fucking proud of you!
a good father praises their child when they do something good, a great father praises them when that good thing came at the cost of an enemies suffering
Motoyasu: He is having you pull the cart like the fat bird
Filo: You called me fat
Motoyasu: Nani?
Filo used Super Kick on Motoyasu's Balls.
It is Super Effective.
Penguin owl... More terror bird... She could eat people
Motoyasu:
Me: vaya con Dios. xD
Every body was proud of Filo in that moment.
Spear hero: “Where’s the slave girl!”
Shield hero: “Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”
Why would he quote Blight from Batman Beyond?
@@patrikbengtsson3883 use your imagination
@@mparker123 He hates slavery?
@@patrikbengtsson3883 the joke is that he has two of them, and spear hero isn’t being specific enough
Filo just pulled a Choji! 😆🤣😂 I bet she would make friends with him!😄
I love the towns people's expressions after Filo kicks Spear Hero, to me it's a mixture of scared that she can do that but also oh she is so cute!
I find it kinda creepy that he said he's into her since, you know, she looks like a child
Dude she's probably just a year old
She just hatched remember? XD
She’s practically a fetus
Maybe, knowing her age can change that.
Isn't that sort of the point? He's one of those weird guys who doesn't care so long as he finds the girl attractive.
Whenever I think about that detail, I am reminded of a specific meme comparing Motoyasu and Naofumi.
Naofumi: lol!con
Motoyasu: Actual f@(/ing p3do. (I had to code those, cause I think UA-cam deleted my comment on account of them.)
Creepy bastard, Motoyasu. I wish endless pain and suffering upon you.
I can hear the perfect meme
Spear guy: he has you pulling his carriage like that fat bird?!
Filo: omae wa mou shindeiru
Spear guy: nani
*jojo's to be continued theme plays*
There’s way to many references in this meme
The hokuto no ken... And jojos kono dio da meme girl... Is atla
Yes I still cry
Perfection 11/10
Like your abilty to rewrite reality ?
Naofumi is such a good dad
Motoyasu (Spear hero) is actually very good and king person, he's just... stupid and naive. There's a spinof about him where he gained an ability to start over his whole adventure and every time he was a close friend of Naofumi. One time he even created an army of Fitorials by trying to create Firo. But every time there was new Firo like lolis and he never succeded to spawn Firo. He REALLY fell in love with her and even called Naofumi a father.
I read that spin-off and with how many times he screws everything up...what if at some point, Motoyasu realises that in order for Filo to show up again, he has to do absolutely NOTHING to change the timeline thus needing to play along with being a complete dick like he was the first time around?
@@wchan39 Dunno, I guess this spin-off still ongoing.
Just got back from watching this one last night
Shield was entirely justified in his emotions and anger
Ball kick. Filo wins
FATALITY!
@@raisou9750 Flawless Victory
@@deoxys320dude2 *Head Pat* Attagirl, I'm proud of you, Filo.
@@davidtimmer596 Perfect
IT’S GOOD!! TEAM SHIELD HERO WINS A SUPER BOWL!!!
spear-guy: how evil are you naofumi, to force your slave's to work for you.
raphtalia: I'm not forced to do anything, I want to fight for him.
filo: I'm not forced to anything, I want to pull the carriage.
spear-guy: how evil are you naofumi, to force your slave's to lie for you.
Doesn't help that Motoyasu is an honorless fuckboi.
Spear Guy is stupid. No wonder Filo wasted his balls.
I could watch this all day and it would never get old
Not only is Filo's kick powerful its accurate too.
Since she hit what was left of his jewels from the first time karma hit him.
You'd think his arrogant, idiotic ass would have learned the *first* time.
Fun fact: In his third life, He legit buy lot of Firo Species just to See Firo but can't 💀💀💀
The sad thing is that he's not evil, just misunderstood. Also I wish Spear Man hadn't had those shields.....oh.
Motoyasu is a puppet controlled by obviously malevolent people
0:56-
Vegeta: IT'S NOT SO FUNNY NOW, IS IT?!
No, you're right. It's even funnier now.
“She keeps kicking me in the dick.. why?!? Why does she keep kicking me in the dick?!”
@@winster32 tfs reference be like, ahh~~ poor Goku😂😂
@@fatb1rd The quote is Vegeta.
But yes poor Goten.
@@winster32 no no I mean fron Team four star, I know the main comment quote is vegeta and yours Goku.😂😂
At 0:50 am I the only one who wanted to cuddle with Filo in her cute adorable fluffy bird form or what? 🥰🥰🥰
I prefer her loli form because then I can head pat her
Filo is a pretty bird 😇, and no one should be allowed to tell her different 😤. Spear hero had it coming, alright!
I loved how shield hero genually loved that and raph is like dont encourage her but loved it to.
Filo is my spirit animal, if for no other reasons, she kicks that dip**** every time they meet is pure artistic beauty
First thought that the spear dude was a cunning hypocrite. Then the execution drama happened
Filo: Hey, Spear guy. What’s the capital of Tailand?
Motoyasu: Huh?
Filo: BANGCOCK!
Filo wins! Flawless Victory!
Fatality.
Jhonny Cage should be proud
Yatta.
balltillity
I think the spear guy's future won't be good because he won't have a kid
Ha ha
Yeah; It's Not like the world will suffer without more Dumb***es like him around. . .
No, probably for the best. Besides can you imagine how the world will suffer with what kind of spawn Spear Guy breeds if ever mated with Bitch Princess? Yikes! No thanks!
@@HoshikoYui THE HORROR!
*G O O D .*
The prerequisites to join naofumi’s harem
Be a slave (some exceptions apply)
Be a loli
Motoyasu needs to have a weird and somewhat disturbing lust for you
You don’t look it but you need to be crazy good at combat
Note: Another prerequisite is that Naofumi will act more like a fatherly figure than a love interest.
1:00 I wonder if Nafumi would have made this his ringtone if he had a phone.
Yep.
😂
the subs just dont do justice to how extra-adorable she is referring to herself in the third person as often as she does
He totally deserves that and more.
0:23 Isekai FBI: I'm gonna stop you right there sir!
You show him, Filo! 🤣
I'm pleased I came across this. Unfortunately it's after midnight right now and I don't want to wake the neighbors. Still had a good laugh though. Lots of funny videos this month.
Filo, you beautiful sweetheart! Like Naofumi, I’m so proud of you! 😇
With how strong her leg muscles are in her bird form, that guy is never having kids.
Ty youtube for recommending this to me. I forgot how much i love this series ❤️
we all hated spear guy, so Filo kicking his ass was the most satsifying scene in the anime because she's flawless
And now his "love" for Filo just got sky rocketed on the third season
A double whammy fro everyone.
It's hilarious and satisfying for the viewers, and deserved and karma for "spear guy".
Spear Guy's balls are so dead they are probably in their own isekai show now.
Filo saving lives
THis way that spear guy's idiocy and arrogancy can't breed!
very nicely done Filo
My Favorite is as soon he calls her fat bird then she get direct hit one the privates 😆😂😂😂 critical damage 2 mil 😂😂
She's not fat, she's just has huge feathers, it makes her look fluffy.
PS, don't piss her off or she'll kick you in the crouch 0:55
FALCON KICK!!!
Critical hit to the nads!!
0:23
*FBI OPEN UP!!!*
forget the FBI
IS THE ARMY NOW!!
*phone rings*
Me: Is it done?
Person on the other end: Yes.
Me: Good, your money should arrive later this afternoon
I have watched this video way too many times, can't help it, it is freaking hilarious!
I got the theory that in his real world the Spear Hero is a Pathetic Forever Alone looser, and that pretty boy appearance is like an avatar created by him when he was summoned to this world
The light novel stated that he was the same and was stabbed to death by some yandere.
Lmao "I have a thing for angels" few sec after he flies to them.
Filo: not even your crotch plates can save you.
She literally kick him on his "spear"
His “Spear” turned into Chunchunmaru.
That's not a Spear guys he's a toothpick
1:00 Blasting off again!
The look on Filo's face in the thumbnail 🤣
I like listen filo talk " I hate you, spear guy
Filo is soo Fluffy that it's prohibited to fluff.
*Spear Hero calls Filo Fat*
Filo: So you have chosen death!
When you join the Holy Grail and accidentally summon the spear guy.
He'd make the WORST Lancer
NO ONE would want him as their servant
Motoyasu(Lancer)
A
B
C-
C-
D-
A+
This is exactly like Edward elric getting called short
Or insulting Josuke's hair
@@marethyu_77gamer93 or calling Choji fat
spear guy is the actual lolicon of the series
Yooo why is FBI knocking on my door?!
Smoke and Filo same time:WE ARE NOT FAT
Smoke: WE ARE BİG BONED
Filo: WE ARE FLUFFY
....
Smoke:Fluffy?
Filo:Big boned?
Aah...now this is satisfaction. *Sips tea*
Karma is truly delicious.
Ain't no healing spell or revive spell gonna fix that.
Spoiler (kinda): As of right now, Filo is not a “fat” bird anymore, and she doesn’t like drawing carriage anymore. Highly recommend you guys to check out the manga
Well yes, but actually hah! NO!
LN reader here to tell you that your misunderstanding what happened to her
0:22 I can already hear the police-
Especially since Filo is barely a month old. Naofumi would have said something but knowing Motoyasu, he would have said “that an angels point of time is much slower that us, so she’s hundreds of years!” Or something like that.
It’s the little things in life that makes it worth living….and watching that spear guy get kicked in the nuts by an angry bird is pure nectar to me!
Spear hero: (insults Filo calling her a fat bird)
Filo: "(disappointedly) You called me fat."
Spear hero: "I did? When?"
Filo: (transforms into bird)
Spear hero: (possibly shocked) "wha- you're the bird?"
Filo: (kicks spear hero in the nut sack sending him flying)
Naofumi: "Good girl Filo, I'm very proud of you. (head pats) LMAO 😂
Spear hero: "my balls!" LMAO 😂
Here you go sir, two scrambled eggs.
Filo wins. Flawless Victory!
The Nutcracker taught Filo Testicle attack #57
@@Charlie94781 LMAO
The other “heroes” are a hothead idiot, a lone wolf show off, and a naive idealist. Glad there’s an anime that doesn’t glorify these traits in their protagonist for once.
As if I didn't hate this guy enough already, he's creeping on the loli's too.
What a creep!
Need to upgrade that armor to protect *THAT* part again 🤣🤣🤣
Officer this man right here.
Spear guy really is a pain in the ass. Every scene I see him in I want to do what filo does.
filo best horse birb
You spell it wrong
@@nameless1749 burb**
No kids for spear guy
Nut vs. Nutcracker. 😂
Filo she is so cute and i wish to hug her and pat her head and watch the stars with her and her bird form is so cute x fluffy and i wish to hug her in her bird form too 😍🤗😍🤗
Don't call a cute fully bird "Fat" or you'll wish you didn't have a weiner in the first place
And be careful you don't turn into a Motoyasu.
If you hug her bird form just hope you don't get sucked in to deep like the tiny princess
Filo:so u chosen death
Filo transforms
A~ shish, so it was you
Something is rising, and it's definitely not the spear. Filo made sure of it.....
... Can't shake how painful it was when she got eaten by a zombie dragon...
Be Filo only give as much respect as they give to your loved ones
Spear guys children never stood a chance
filo, the real legendary hero