E3 - Weird Gamer Guy 2
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- Опубліковано 26 січ 2025
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I saw this guy in the media room at E3, pacing back and forth at the fare end of the room. I wanted to say hi and get a photo, but I also wanted to preserve the perception that this guy is real. I went with preservation.
Last place I expected to find you
Edit: Nvm, it suits well
Hey same! I saw him enter and exit the bathroom like three times too
@@Darth_Dink “Cocaine is one helluva drug!” -Rick James
He def seems like a real orator tweeker hes but Orator none the less
A true character of our times
Nice to see that he's finally free from shift manager Masha's judging emerald eyes... I don'tknow.
Imagine his quitting day speech tho~
Who cares if he smells like roast beef it's fucking Arby's! ....I don't know
Like the steer carcasses of yesteryear, forced from their homes in New Tristram to the cow level that is Arby's incorporated. I have been stewing in a steel container of putrid grease and dissapointment. Like this roast beef I have hit boiling point and cracked like Targaryen's most ilbehaved dragon Aegon. Masha your emerald eyes are no longer the abyss that fills me with fear like the colour out of space wrought down from unknown parts or times for I have stared into the eyes of the incestuous mad dragon mothers desperate and equally soulless lenses to sheer entropy and nephew lust...I don't know. Notice me Aunty notice meeeee. So (slams a tiny wine) like Loki dropping his fiery sword Masha I give you the original flipped bird with equal hate....I don't know roast beef is kinda cool.
I read this how he would
😂🤣😅
It's like a high school reunion but, I don't know, only six years later. Nice to see Tessa and Onyx again. Their friendship will last forever.
This guy seriously has a talent. It's hard to tell if that monologue was complete waffle or absolutely genius. I'm going with genius
1:15 it’s obvious she’s completely mesmerized by him! Just marry each other already!
Lol fr the whole video get a room already 😂
Yeah she's constantly looking at his lips too
Why dont they just kiss or smthin idk
Unfortunately for Onyx, Tessa is a They/Them now. Goes by the name River Hall now (formerly Kimber Hall).
This is the kind of content we’re looking for from....
Oh wait, this isn’t bowsers home page....
FUCK ONYX, FUCK HIS BEARD!!!!!! YOURE AGING LIKE MILK!!! But maybe I’m just a saltopotomouse.....
Holy crap, that rant/ramble went on so long! How is that even humanly possible? Bowser is a god, I say! And then tiny wines and the dance at the end... I'm in tears... Bravo Bowser!!
he's a Toejam with NO EARRL.
"Tessa" is back, looking as good as ever! They started it all together.
"And the Marcus is spelled with a quuuuuuuuuuuuuu" im dead XD
2:35 is a pretty impressive stream of conscious monologue.
He was reading off something not seen on camera...
@@doctordrizzay nah, don't be stupid
he's my spirit animal
imik 86 don't say shit like that plz
y tho
imik 86 cuz it's autistic
3:33 the longest pause between "i dunno..."?!?
Notice me senpai.. notice me...
It's about a brother and sister...
XxX_SpinozillaX_XxX Saurian that....... fuck
Obi-wan Kenobi that what?.... They fuck each other...,
It's called......Brother Sister....... XDXD
so they're like a crime fighting duo?
Onyx the Fortuitous is the kind of man I strive to be.
Weird and famous.
This guy made my whole month 🤗🤗🤗😍🤗thank you
ua-cam.com/users/bowservidstotally
It's his channel
corcor181 thanks
Queen JKInc. He made a great movie called Worm. Can watch it here on utube. He,seems like such a cool dude, puts his heart into everything he does. Worthy of supporting. Thankx Onyx
man, tessa is so cute, she doesnt laugh or smile which makes her perfect for Onyx.
So pretty
I dunno, her hair looks different
she looks at him with such a desire
Tessa still has that come hither eyes....man they inspire some deep motions within...
Can we get just the audio of him talking without the music? I want to make a beat out of it
MarimBoyWonder plz do
Just EQ it
@@aviv441 lol do u even know about eqing ?
You can also do Blur - Parklife, but it's Onyx talking.
Tessa is trying to act creeped out, but she actually looks like she's about to jump him she's so turned on. No joke.
I totally saw that too.
Dude i saw it in the original vid & in this one it was just spilling out!
I know we'll never get this but i kinda wanna see more of them even if it's only fleeting moments.
The most intense 10 seconds of my life, waiting for that last "i don't know" of his.
btw, weird gamer guy looks pretty cool
"Welcome to the Shadow Zoneeeeeeeee"
Onyx's beard is like a lush meadow of scratchy black hairs that I want to sleep in for all of eternity. He is only getting better with age, like a fine tiny wine.
"AND THE MARCUS, IS SPELLED WITH A CYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU." (STARES INTO THE EVERLASTING VOID WHILE HOLDING LEGAL DOCUMENT)
I saw that dude in a news clip and now I'm seeing him everywhere
I died inside when I heard him say "halo infinite" at 1:23. Still waiting in 2021, buddy...
Dude. I've loved everything you've made, I can't wait for more onyx. He's the Dwayne The Rock Johnson of nerds with an amazing beard that I'm honestly jealous of. The voice alone is like the Mattatron whispering through my mind
I honestly thought that the way Tessa was staring at him during the last rant, that she was about to interrupt him, say something to the effect of, "that makes me so hot" and just embrace him in the hugest, deepest kiss.
Man I love onyx! His beard looks great and he’s aged like a fine tinny wine
this needs to be a series every year
He sure knows alot for a dude that says "i dunno" after every goddamn sentence he says.
“Second born son of Nancy” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead
Awesome video bro, you need to keep tessa on your team though, anyone who can listen to your rants without cracking a smile needs to be in more of your videos
Tessa looks at him like Janine Melnitz looks at Egon Spengler.
But she could also be dying inside…
Also, he looks like Jason Ritter..
why did they even make a fortnite panel
Piroclanidis idk maybe because it's the most popular game rn?
Because a couple of months ago it was the most popular game it's been fading since then so they're trying to spam out some new content this is where the average company fails wouldn't expect any different from them
Vineyard 480 it still is the most popular game lmao
since the game is free they need to constantly seel you the game though micro transaction. the only way to do that is to release new skins and add more content. even though the game has been out they will still have a presence in cons like these to sell the game more and more. its the new gaming model.
Onyx has only gotten better like a fine tiny wine. Love it
Wow, it makes you think, is this too much? Is it overboard? Is it trying too hard? But, then you realize it’s not. It is perfectly executed, in very good taste, and completely appropriate for almost all situations and time periods. It’s well balanced and moisturized just right, not too flaky or straggly... utter perfection. Yes, I totally mean that beard!! It’s downright magical. Looking good!!!
Tessa needs her own channel. I have a crush
I had a dream where they released "The Legend of Zelda: Eye of Shadows" and it was in the same style as BOTW but this time they had a rideable tiger and new enemies and ganon wasn't the main villain and Zelda didn't need to be saved
Marqus Tim Burton's Batman the First had me dead
I would follow him into battle over nothing.
I saw @BowserVids filming this one at E3, my wife didn’t know why I was flipping my shit! Enjoy Weird Gamer Guy, can’t wait for the next one in 6 years!!
Also, sexy beard, ya’ll!
This dude has done this character in every news channel ever lol
I love this guy. -- So Cool like Drama King.
twitter.com/ShadowForks/status/1009169260164157440
I still can't believe I met him while I was filming this video. He's so nice in person.
That guy looks like as if a person was a real life glitch
He just throws the beer bottle down and flosses until he collapses
she is a keeper!
Looks like she fell in love.
Tiny wones that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever given me 😂😂
This Tessa deserves all the points. She played this perfectly.
Awh man my interview didn’t make it :(
Tessa: Can I get you something?
Onyx: .... HAR??
🤣😂🤣
very noice
I love how he’s holding her wrist like he doesn’t want her to leave lmao 😂
His stuff is awesome!
Give the guy some credit credit in your description.
love how she's doesn't find him to be a threat but actually interesting.
Ok the guy with the hat... He's a character. He can't be... Like that.
Philippe he works with nerdist
I'dunno.
He's Bowservids
unfortunately there ARE people like him. Just go find a local Magic The Gathering tournament or a Yugioh battle or some shit.
I've never seen a yugioh player do this.
The awkward silence after Onyx finishes a rant is my happy place
"I remember you.."
Ookk..
Me af
Bowser is an amazing talent. I don't know why he doesn't have all of the UA-cam subscribers.
That's some intense staring :D
SERIOUSLY!!! I half expected her to drop everything & just kiss him right there!
Only took 6 years
3:50
... Idontknow...
Kingdom Hearts looks pretty cool
Ok that was funny
Onyx’s beard is so aesthetically pleasing. He appears to have aged like a fine tiny wine.
Onyx the Fortuitous, Slayer of the Bright Realm.....idk....BowserVids is pretty cool....
A thing of pure beauty. So full and almost intimidating, but enough about the beard of the fortuitously onyx😆 such awesome references. Love it man, keep up the awesome content!
I like that guy
I really love Onyx's beard. He only gets better with age, like a fine tiny wine.
Holy shit what happened to Tessa? Straight up went from a nerd 8 to a solid 4. Drinking the rest of the night away.
Ryan Ring what happened is she either had a really bad drug trip that's she cant escape from or legit lost her mind. She now considers herself "gender neutral/nonbinary" and wants to be called them/they. Yeah... I went to high school with her. Her real name is Kimberly Hall and she was so sweet and beautiful. Sadly/tragically she ruined herself.
@Holy You're really committed to this ain't you.
Hahaha truth.
She probably turned him down and he won't live it down. Feelsbatman
@@HolyGuacamole2173 shut the fuck up, asshole 🖕🏽
Who's the actress who plays Tessa
This video is gold lol
awww, so happy that Tessa and Onyx are friends now =)
Not digging tessa's new hair.
@@HolyGuacamole2173 I'd still bang them.
@@HolyGuacamole2173 man you're weird
I honestly think it looks adorable
No one asked.
I didn’t know the weird Arby’s guy flossing was something I needed in my life.
Is she cosplaying a 90 year old woman?
Hipster style it seems
Are they gonna end up together?
He now reminds me of AJ Styles
nahkmiyan mark
She's spicy the way she looks at Senpai.
What a sexy beard
I swear to God this would be Bob Dylan if he was some weird gamer guy
dear "I've been Tessa."(who are you now?)...please no more of this guy....I could care less for gimmicks, I care more about the games.
Holy Guacamole dude, chill tf out
Why have you commented the same thing in pretty much every comment to do with her?
Hot damn ex bfs can be crazy
@@HolyGuacamole2173 Does she have and Instagram Account?
Onyx is my hero, truly getting better with age. That beard is legendary, and sexy in it’s own way. Onyx needs to be a more prominent part of Nerdist, I think. He is the king of Nerd World, and speaks for those that can’t speak for themselves. Now, as he strikes out on his own, let him raise up his wings and fly high above us all. Blazing a path littered with tiny wines. I don’t know, E3 seemed kinda cool.
Bit late.
I love the way she is glued to your rant, awesome.
Weird gamer guy has aged like a fine small wine
starts weak, finishes strong
It was going great. Classic Onyx. Then he called himself Slammu. That was the crescendo. Perfect.
Man, weird gamer guy just gets better with age. Like a fine wine.
Wonderfully brilliant Bowser!!! You made my day!!! 😂😂😂 Much love my friend. Just keep dancing.
What happened to Tessa? There is no info about her online 🙇🏽♂️
weird gamer guy only gets better with age like a fine tiny wine.
She looked terrified when he grabbed her arm to get to the mic.
I want this guy to show up at my funeral
This dude is Bob Dylan if he was born in the twenty first century.
Weird Gamer guy is so fun to watch. Bravo!
I see this reporter and all I can think is holy shit they made Rita Skeeter into a real thing 😂😂😂
Vassilinia lol but uglier. She used to be so beautiful too.... back before she decided she isnt a woman but "gender neutral/nonbinary" yuck...
Much like a fine, tiny wine, Weird Gamer Guy and his beard have both grown better with age. Onyx is awesome, please bring us more of him more often!
That guy should write a book