Jacob and Julia Quit YouTube and Become Retail Kings in KING OF RETAIL

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  • @SecretSleepoverSociety
    @SecretSleepoverSociety  4 роки тому +23

    Secret Sleepover Society is every Sunday & Wednesday at 9 pm EST
    www.twitch.tv/secretsleepoversociety

  • @almightyshippo1197
    @almightyshippo1197 4 роки тому +435

    I love how when Julia is playing games, Jacob often has to remind her to actually do something instead of opening every cupboard and examining every rock, lol. Sometimes I play like Julia, just checking out the world.

    • @Emnms68
      @Emnms68 3 роки тому +30

      I think we all have an inner Julia and an inner Jacob side. When we play games Sometimes we are Julia, sometimes we are jacob.

    • @almightyshippo1197
      @almightyshippo1197 3 роки тому +18

      @@Emnms68 It's funny that Julia is usually the one that works hard and loves to keep busy, but put her in a game on a stream and she's the complete opposite. :D

    • @sydneywaagen687
      @sydneywaagen687 3 роки тому +3

      @@almightyshippo1197 yes!!! I’ve always thought that was a really cool aspect about her :D

    • @IckyNeko
      @IckyNeko 3 роки тому +15

      Reminds me of her playing Hitman 3 (was it 3?) where she got so involved in solving the murder case, she almost forgot she was not actually the detective.

    • @captincrisspantssayshi3221
      @captincrisspantssayshi3221 Рік тому +1

      She’s looking for more references for her technical backgrounds obviously 🥰😤

  • @Depressio333
    @Depressio333 4 роки тому +412

    the tutorial is exactly like training at a real retail store 10/10 for immersion

    • @NickTheGreatAndPowerful
      @NickTheGreatAndPowerful 4 роки тому +59

      All that was missing was the segment "suggesting" you tell HR if someone says the word "unionize".

    • @MorningMeasure
      @MorningMeasure 4 роки тому +32

      @@NickTheGreatAndPowerful "They're trying to TAKE AWAY your choice! Remember to always say no, and report any sightings to HR." put in the "Safety" section of training

  • @SparkleEELS
    @SparkleEELS 3 роки тому +81

    I love that the tutorial was less about gameplay and more about what a store is

  • @baffledmouse
    @baffledmouse 4 роки тому +158

    People actually do ask for staff to help them decide if they want to buy something. And I'm like "I mean I work here so I'm going to say yes. You should buy all the things."

    • @annoyingkid48
      @annoyingkid48 Рік тому +13

      Tbh as a retail employee I couldn’t give a shit if people actually buy stuff from our store, I ain’t working on commission

    • @alexs1640
      @alexs1640 Рік тому +2

      @@annoyingkid48 But if nobody is buying, then you aren't going to be employed too long. Gotta work on that job security.

  • @tenleyfrederick5219
    @tenleyfrederick5219 4 роки тому +108

    Extra shoutout to Jacob and Julia and Khaz, I cleaned my room while listening to this stream and it was great. Thanks y’all for helping me with my chores.

  • @TheSinrai
    @TheSinrai 4 роки тому +130

    I actually got to meet the developer! He's a really nice guy, took lots of the game ideas from working retail himself for years. Looking forward to the VOD.

    • @TheSinrai
      @TheSinrai 4 роки тому +36

      He's danish, soooo that slightly off english was to be expected I guess...

  • @llllllppppppppp8618
    @llllllppppppppp8618 4 роки тому +172

    Don't talk to me before I've cragged my morning coffee

  • @devynnhanson
    @devynnhanson Рік тому +11

    This is the first time Jacob had to beg Julia NOT to do a tutorial

  • @abbynufer5296
    @abbynufer5296 3 роки тому +78

    Tammy just absolutely tearing into those packages made me laugh till I had hiccups, her claw hands slashing through the air, dead eyes, girlboss

  • @shir99
    @shir99 4 роки тому +58

    Tammy absolutely demolishing the packages at @32:35 had me dying of laughter at 3am when I watched the VOD for the first time

  • @sirenumscopuli9754
    @sirenumscopuli9754 4 роки тому +57

    The customers that started whistling brought me back to a job I had in high school where this particular customer would always whistle to get my attention. So rude.

  • @majestictictac4129
    @majestictictac4129 4 роки тому +55

    While watching this, I got an ad for a very serious and emotional movie called "Our Friend". The mom was dying and the husband was having trouble with the kids, and then I come back to this: 1:53:03
    I fucking cAn'T

    • @garbagesalt
      @garbagesalt 4 роки тому +5

      i got a three minute long ad for cyberpunk that was the same few-seconds long animation on repeat

    • @Howdyasdo
      @Howdyasdo 3 роки тому

      Like your pfp :)

  • @kquinnvandevelde1384
    @kquinnvandevelde1384 2 місяці тому +7

    Well when I started this vod I wasn't expecting to be hit with 2020 post election in the week of 2024 election 😭

  • @sourwitch2340
    @sourwitch2340 3 роки тому +40

    When Jacob said "Tammy will destroy this woman later today" I thought it sounded sexual. Then I remembered HOW she fights.

  • @PernicketyPern
    @PernicketyPern 4 роки тому +50

    The timing of the first ad on this was priceless;
    Julia: What's low low? Oh it's this...
    *cue ad for PS5*

  • @theunicornagenda2417
    @theunicornagenda2417 4 роки тому +69

    FEET PIC EMPORIUM
    This thumbnail is pure gold! Thanks, Khaztaroth, for uploading these!

  • @erythrogasterhardlyknowher
    @erythrogasterhardlyknowher 4 роки тому +46

    watching jacob and julia interact with the cats makes my heart feel full

  • @kellidonovan1790
    @kellidonovan1790 4 роки тому +40

    I lost it at "married to the cardigans"

  • @dakotajewell722
    @dakotajewell722 4 роки тому +67

    Watching this on Jan 30, 2021 and laughing 5 minutes in because they sound so relieved about all the election nonsense being done with. They haven't made it to the raid on the capital.

    • @sarahwebb5106
      @sarahwebb5106 2 роки тому +25

      And then reading this comment in August 13, 2022 and crying because they haven't even made it to the almost nuclear war with Russia

    • @Lovely_immortal_vivacity
      @Lovely_immortal_vivacity Рік тому

      Then reading a reply to the comments on jul 9 2023. THE UKRAINIAN WAR IS OVERRRRRRR🎉 and another set of elections are coming soon

    • @mackenziedesire7515
      @mackenziedesire7515 11 місяців тому +12

      @@sarahwebb5106 And now it is 2024, and everything is just... such a chaotic shitshow 24/7, and suddenly just being relieved about 2020s election results seems so, so blissfully simple lol

    • @Lemon-Bark
      @Lemon-Bark 6 місяців тому +1

      (July 2024)
      And now we might have to contend with project 2025. It's existed for a while but news sites are finally writting about it.

    • @sylachii
      @sylachii 9 днів тому

      jan 2025 it got worse 👍

  • @george9592
    @george9592 4 роки тому +28

    Thank you for these chill videos, I like to put them on while I'm doing crafts or working on my math skills for a GED.
    I'm glad I finally checked out this channel a few months ago.

  • @memethyst
    @memethyst 3 роки тому +27

    apparently this game is from dennmark, so the text might've been written in danish and google translated into english...
    "crag a cup of coffee"

  • @TheKrystina62
    @TheKrystina62 4 роки тому +90

    Does anyone else find watching other people play games to be very soothing? I fall asleep so easy listening/ watching streamers.

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 3 роки тому +11

      People used to keep small tvs in their bedrooms, even young teens, so they could fall asleep to talk show or whatevs. It's soothing because it's a safe human presence that helps fill the space and prevents awkward lonely boredom. I sometimes listen to podcasts or the radio for the same reason... Just to have some human vibes around.

  • @mr.mcphoenix
    @mr.mcphoenix 4 роки тому +38

    Tammy played in the WNBA and can fully cover a basketball in her palm

  • @TheOctavian316
    @TheOctavian316 3 роки тому +13

    $120 for a shirt? This smacks of "What could one banana cost, Michael? $10?"

  • @luisnaturai330
    @luisnaturai330 2 роки тому +7

    If memory serves me right. This was the very first SSS video I watched! And I was hooked! Now I get to come back down the memory aisle to this lovely playthrough!

  • @PackRatGirl
    @PackRatGirl 2 роки тому +11

    "The art in me is Quitting" is my new catchphrase

  • @Emnms68
    @Emnms68 3 роки тому +26

    Julia: that other Bruno Mars song-
    Jacob:-finesse, it don’t make no sense,
    Julia and I both: ...no?...-
    Jacob:-YES
    *banter*
    Me: 24 carat magic

    • @pipipipurple
      @pipipipurple 3 роки тому +1

      I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT SAYING THIS!! IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY

  • @VinettaVenture
    @VinettaVenture 2 роки тому +4

    I’ve rewatched this vod so many times. I just love having this commentary happening in the background of whatever chore I’m doing. It’s the best.

  • @dom5pawn13
    @dom5pawn13 3 роки тому +13

    That whole crag thing killed me.

  • @Karragh
    @Karragh 4 роки тому +21

    I have a supervisor at my real life retail job named Tammy.

  • @popinjayishuman
    @popinjayishuman 4 роки тому +19

    8:26 Hey look, it’s markiplier circa 2012. Boy, he really needs some sun.

  • @papa_beans_
    @papa_beans_ 4 роки тому +24

    3:03 hes says my name and likes it! (This is mostly for me lmao)

    • @thedistantsoundcs8900
      @thedistantsoundcs8900 3 роки тому +2

      Hell yeah dude, Julia says mine at 19:39 and it always surprises me because I always forget about it

  • @Iz-ly9in
    @Iz-ly9in 4 роки тому +14

    she is thinking about 24k magic in the airrrr

    • @chasedelaney
      @chasedelaney 3 роки тому +3

      I thought it was treasure😭 we're up to FOUR bruno Mars songs that people think sound like the game's music

  • @riannew9798
    @riannew9798 4 роки тому +20

    I just love watching your streams, you guys are awesome! Love from the Netherlands(:

  • @fightingonisiononsight8185
    @fightingonisiononsight8185 3 роки тому +14

    Jacob getting so intense about bruno mars will not not make me laugh

  • @pureorangeness
    @pureorangeness 4 роки тому +14

    7:08 Can someone PLEASE tell me where “I’m thinking ‘bout toes” is from I’m losing my mind

    • @havoice
      @havoice 4 роки тому +9

      it's from a dude singing a parody while playing overwatch. the clip on youtube is called "will your mouth still remember the taste of my... toes?" which is a suspect title but isn't graphic or anything

    • @mayahinshaw5478
      @mayahinshaw5478 4 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/T-97Qxf3M18/v-deo.html

  • @aidanbanaidan1
    @aidanbanaidan1 4 роки тому +11

    As a business major. I don’t think that’s the mayors job.

  • @TehLucario
    @TehLucario 3 роки тому +6

    "We don't have any images"
    But... Drawfee?!

  • @NovastarX
    @NovastarX 4 роки тому +7

    I want "Spicy Gray Blue" to be a Pantone Color.

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll 6 місяців тому

    25:00 “get away from the door. tammy, you’re not allowed to leave.”
    after watching the stream in full, it feels more like “she’s not trapped in here with us, we’re trapped in here with her” LMAOOOOO

  • @cubehorse6261
    @cubehorse6261 4 роки тому +11

    Its 24 karat magic , Jacob

  • @Delimeat
    @Delimeat 4 роки тому +8

    this is exactly what it feels like to work at walgreens

    • @Delimeat
      @Delimeat 4 роки тому +4

      also tammy has yaoi hands

  • @beargrub8932
    @beargrub8932 4 роки тому +27

    wait hold on.. i‘m pretty sure that these cheap ass team edgar, freedom squad, and skating """orange""" (it’s a pumpkin) shirts are actual merch from a german youtuber named paluten. i don’t really watch his videos, but i do watch some of his freedom squad friends‘ videos and this is just the weirdest crossover episode for me now

    • @luwucy13
      @luwucy13 4 роки тому +3

      I do watch Palutens videos and the rest of the Freedom Squad and was just like „nooow hold on a minute“

  • @HeavyMetalMal42
    @HeavyMetalMal42 3 роки тому +20

    Beginning with a lengthy slideshow that explains obvious things? I'm only twenty minutes in and this is already far too accurate a simulation of working retail.

  • @braechaldea2450
    @braechaldea2450 4 роки тому +10

    When Dad cusses on stream 3:48
    CAN'T OUTRUN THE TRUTH, JACOOOOOB

  • @Em-vw8cf
    @Em-vw8cf 2 роки тому +1

    I can't count the number of times I've come back to watch this stream
    It brings me so much joy

  • @colin5227
    @colin5227 2 місяці тому

    Thanks for the vod!

  • @drewjones7812
    @drewjones7812 3 роки тому +4

    now that I have worked a full year in retail (rip me) I can confirm that this is accurate in so many unforeseen ways

  • @marsbutsmaller2927
    @marsbutsmaller2927 4 роки тому +11

    i feel like Tammy and Julia are on opposite sides of the same spectrum

    • @mme.veronica735
      @mme.veronica735 4 роки тому +3

      Accomadating/Respectful------Prickly/Rude

  • @r.s.4085
    @r.s.4085 3 роки тому +4

    I thought that sign in the back said King of Hentai.

  • @ivythepotato2417
    @ivythepotato2417 5 місяців тому

    I just now realized that J&J had a Transatlanticism (Death Cab for Cutie) album cover on their wall in this apartment, and it's so cool to know that at least one of them likes the same music I do!

  • @pouuutin3
    @pouuutin3 4 роки тому +8

    Around 1h20m it's definitely Treasure by Bruno Mars 😆

  • @Kantilvih
    @Kantilvih 3 роки тому +5

    Is a taco a shoe or a shirt though? It isnt electronic. Im leaning shoe, kind of a open toe sandal, but still a shoe. Thoughts?

  • @syntext
    @syntext 2 роки тому +1

    The Bruno Mars song was 24K Magic, sorry Jacob.

  • @Amadeus_Phoenix
    @Amadeus_Phoenix 4 роки тому +7

    "ah, the foreskin colours"

  • @SnickerFoodle
    @SnickerFoodle 3 роки тому +3

    I don't know if Jacob and Julia have mods, but they could do what Doog's (dexbonus) does with their mods, and block backseat gaming. It makes playing for yourself easier, and they can always ask for chat to help if they need it. It might bother some people at first, but I think it would be helpful for their mental health

  • @ExcellentU
    @ExcellentU 3 роки тому +3

    Iceberg Interactive, the publisher of this game, is located in - I'm not even kidding - Haarlem, Netherlands. HAARLEM.

  • @AshAtropos
    @AshAtropos 4 роки тому +9

    The Cardigans...........

  • @Emnms68
    @Emnms68 3 роки тому +2

    Why do I now have “bitch lasagna” stuck in my head but instead it’s “bitch McConnell”

  • @yeetmcgeets
    @yeetmcgeets 2 роки тому +1

    “She’s chairing up my tear”

  • @savannahwise7058
    @savannahwise7058 2 роки тому +2

    Tammy Nook ended up looking very similar to my mom, who is also named Tammie. She really does have the same I'd like to speak to the manager but I'm also the manager vibes. Uncanny

  • @elpez3
    @elpez3 3 роки тому +1

    Jacob and Julia just flawlessly recreated the store White House Black Market

  • @discodetectiive
    @discodetectiive 4 роки тому +18

    this reads (watches?) like a really badly translated russian game

  • @drawing_kitty5519
    @drawing_kitty5519 5 місяців тому

    Funfact: all the freedom squad and team edgar shirts are in the game because a rather popular German youtuber played it onceand the developers decided to "reward him" for that. (That was his merch stuff at the time). I think they did the same for Vixella once. Don't know for sure, though.

  • @tiago9977
    @tiago9977 6 місяців тому

    I'd love to see them play games like Kebab Chefs, Tools Up, Radical Relocation, Gym Simulator 24, Winkeltje, Smithworks, Shoppe Keep, etc in the future

  • @AM-ow3gn
    @AM-ow3gn 9 місяців тому

    20:52 I'm dying
    So, hot dog-sandwich people: PANTS. Are they shirt, or are they shoe?

  • @andrew-paulclements1502
    @andrew-paulclements1502 4 роки тому +5

    Mitch McConnel is a Sea Turtle that was meant to be a joke candidate but it won and so it had to achieve sapience, choosing to do so by watching 100 hours of Fox News

  • @xg1559
    @xg1559 Рік тому

    Julia's 🎶It's been a while🎶 threw me for such a loop

  • @tach5884
    @tach5884 4 роки тому +2

    0:47 Well I have been eating a lot of fiber lately

  • @Tekacreates
    @Tekacreates Рік тому +1

    I really want to crag a cup of coffee

  • @WhyCantIJustBeKirby
    @WhyCantIJustBeKirby Рік тому

    This is a little gem of a game I wish they had played again.

  • @alessandrac.1273
    @alessandrac.1273 4 роки тому +9

    tammy has big hands just like sonic

  • @shiggybim567
    @shiggybim567 3 роки тому +3

    This is old now but as a Kentucky I voted against the bad turtle senator

  • @ororion212
    @ororion212 3 роки тому +1

    49:25 oh my gosh my favorite streamers mentioned me

  • @Alan-zq1og
    @Alan-zq1og 4 роки тому +4

    anyone know what kind of headphones they use?

    • @SecretSleepoverSociety
      @SecretSleepoverSociety  4 роки тому +4

      They use the "Koss Porta-Pro" -Khaztaroth

    • @gibby4696
      @gibby4696 4 роки тому +2

      @@SecretSleepoverSociety Khazartoth, I'm going to be completely honest with you. There's been something bothering me for a very long time. It has to do with the Danger Grandpa streams. You know how Monokuma boarded up all the windows with metal plates and huge bolts? And how all the characters claim that every single one of the windows are covered?
      This is just simply not true.
      There is an entire wall of just windows in the dining hall where the characters CAN see the outside world! It's a huge window-wall, and Khazartoth, NOBODY SEEMS TO NOTICE!
      Furthermore, I have no doubt that Sakura could easily break that wall with one well-placed hit and create an easy escape route.
      This has been troubling me for quite some time now, and I felt as though someone needed to say it. I do not know if you will ever see this, but it gives me peace of mind to finally get this off my chest.
      Yours Truly,
      Art3mizz

  • @bazgriffith8117
    @bazgriffith8117 4 роки тому +5

    I like to eat black licorice while I watch sss, lust to spite Julia

  • @tazlinarhetoric4543
    @tazlinarhetoric4543 4 роки тому +5

    Stream starts at... 0:00? Nice!

  • @ethanomcbride
    @ethanomcbride 2 роки тому

    @12:40 That’s the capitol Jacob

  • @ashleycrow8867
    @ashleycrow8867 4 роки тому +8

    Freedomsquad shirt? Team Edgar Shirts? those are UA-camr merch shirts from a German UA-camr... wtf?!

  • @crono3567
    @crono3567 4 роки тому +3

    There's a sale on our gabardine suits today
    They're all thirty percent off from yesterday
    There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool, and tweed
    Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need

  • @chaelihope822
    @chaelihope822 2 роки тому

    I'm so sad Jacob and Julia missed the most obvious Bruno Mars song during their interaction: 24k Magic

  • @Edward-Not-Elric
    @Edward-Not-Elric 8 місяців тому

    Gameplay starts at 6:45

  • @needamuffin
    @needamuffin 11 місяців тому

    I actually really like the blue shirt-that-looks-like-a-Napolean and would wear it irl, but I can't figure out how to describe it to find something like it. "Three colored shirt", "tri colored shirt", "tricolour shirt", and "three striped shirt" are all returning not the right thing.

  • @benbuzzy
    @benbuzzy 3 роки тому

    Ad Break ends at 1:05:00

  • @Jack2King_Art
    @Jack2King_Art 3 роки тому

    1:54:47 please don’t mind me this time stamp is just so I can get to this part easier

  • @Wizard_Level_1
    @Wizard_Level_1 2 роки тому

    Now that's a great face! 2:55

  • @waterPsychiatrist
    @waterPsychiatrist 3 роки тому

    50:00

  • @harshadakamat6989
    @harshadakamat6989 3 роки тому

    its 24k magic did she ever get it? aaah

  • @hellah7086
    @hellah7086 4 роки тому +2

    A hotdog isn't a sandwich, why you ask. Cause you can make a hotdog sandwich by cutting 2-4 hotdogs in half lengthwise, slap em' on two pieces of bread with mayo, ketchup and mustard.

  • @Emnms68
    @Emnms68 3 роки тому +4

    Is manager ready is the new is lady gay

  • @BonseyJonsey
    @BonseyJonsey 4 роки тому +1

    She,,, looks like scary Julia

  • @lilian.embucgo
    @lilian.embucgo 2 роки тому

    what the fuck i love this

  • @vargaspureblood
    @vargaspureblood 4 роки тому +3

    F'n Florida

  • @skaia91
    @skaia91 3 роки тому

    i thought it sounded like treasure. this is a mess

  • @WadjetEye100
    @WadjetEye100 3 роки тому

    The gay running the music for On a Budget knows what they're doing

  • @pon3d120
    @pon3d120 Рік тому

    Tammy's long hands and barely there facial features have me really unsettled.

  • @WV_Smoke
    @WV_Smoke 6 місяців тому

    Election years here again guys, I really hope your tune has changed on Biden.

  • @pokeredcraft3217
    @pokeredcraft3217 4 роки тому +6

    I love their streams and all, but it made me feel bad for being a Republican

    • @dweebicusmaximus
      @dweebicusmaximus 4 роки тому +52

      Good

    • @lace8870
      @lace8870 4 роки тому +48

      Good :)

    • @kaiah8880
      @kaiah8880 4 роки тому +45

      Good ❤️

    • @delicateghoul
      @delicateghoul 4 роки тому +14

      Nothing wrong with being Republicans, so long as you don't support literal clowns

    • @dweebicusmaximus
      @dweebicusmaximus 4 роки тому +20

      @@delicateghoul as long as you aren't a republican, yes.

  • @deanospimoniful
    @deanospimoniful 4 роки тому +1

    I love how when people say, "Get out and vote," its implied to mean, "Get out and vote who I'm voting for." People seem so isolated from people of different viewpoints these days.