Ok, so not exactly a "lost my packer" or "strangers saw my packer" story, but still relevant and hopefully good for a laugh: I was in vegas, standing in line to enter a club. As the bouncer's checking my ID, he points at the ground and says "Dude, you dropped your d***." Completely deadpan. So obviously I panic, thinking the inevitable's finally come to pass and my first packer mishap is happening right here, right now. NOPE. Guy was just yanking my chain, a la "your sock's untied," just less PG. So he obviously thinks I'm completely off my face, not realizing how ironically this is indeed a mishap that could have befallen me. So he's having a laugh over how wasted I must be to have freaked about what he presumed was a physical impossibility, and I'm having a laugh over how he has no clue how very right he could've been.
@@KitchenWitchery Thanks for sharing; I'm so sorry your mom went through that. I'm glad she at least found ways to feel more comfortable after her mastectomy.
Oh absolutely. Not trans-femme myself (I'm somewhat vaguely transmasc) but I have many a time witnessed my trans-lady friend either have her tits fall out while doing physical activity, or alternatively her just yeeting them at us while drunk.
I hugged one of my transfem friends one time and her breast form popped out the top of her bra/tank top and fell out because I squeezed her a little too hard, we both laughed for like a solid 5 minutes straight ajsjjf
I have always put my packer in a pouch pinned to the waistband of my underwear. I just make the pouch out of an old sock with a hole cut in (so the shaft can hang out of it). I've gone over 2 years without my packer betraying me!
Im late for this video, but I live with two cis men all three of us are drag queens. - and I am FTM. They don't remember that I am trans all the time and haven't experienced living with a man who has to pack. One day, I was at work, pulling a double shift from open to close. I had ordered a packer and tights from amazon (this happened back in December). The tights were for all of us to wear. Now what I didnt realize was the packer was going to get there first and I had not told my roommates (also best friends) that it was coming in and to not open my amazon package. However, it notified me it was delivered and all I could do was pray they didn't open it. About ten minutes before my shift ended, (We work at Starbucks), friend 1 came in to get coffee. He wouldn't look at me and when he did, turned cherry red. SO I already knew what had happened, yet I played dumb for a moment. (Also note, I'm the more open with my s*xual side and hes more reserved and shy abt it) "What's wrong?" "Nooothing" "Uhuh, what happened?" "You got a package..." "Yeah whos name is on it?" "I thought it was the tightttsss" "and so you opened....its not what youre thinking it is" "IMSORRYIDIDNTKNOWWHATITWAS" "Thats why we dont open peoples mail boo." I walked over real fast and whispered, coz i wasnt about to out myself at work "Its a packer. Coz ya know. I dont have a dick yet" When I got home, i opened it fully and showed them that it was not a s*x toy and it in fact was just a packer. Friend 2s request, he thought it was neat except it didn't have any functionality except to look hot XD Fast forward to last night I was playing Halo in the livingroom. Not wearing a packer coz im at home and in my PJS. Friend 1 went to my room to steal some socks. Where I now store my packer when not using it. Im on the headset with another friend of ours, and all we hear is "MEATBALL SQUEEEE WHY IS THERE A DICK IN YOUR SOCKS OH WAIT I FORGOT YOU HAVE PACKERS PHEW" and then him running out of my room, cherry red once again. I lost the match, laughing too hard
im finding it hard to find a way to put this but i admire your confidence and you're kind of exactly how i imagine myself to be a while after i start t. this might just be the late night emotions talking but i think this just gave me the confidence to start doing the things i doubted i could even start- cut my hair short without worrying about how long i've focused on keeping it long and wild, start a karaoke club, actually follow through with piercings and clothing purchases. i might even work my way up to gauging my ears- i think i've been lying to myself about thinking it would wig me out, because i hear so much negative about gauged ears. thank you. thank you so much.
@@toomanydum4084 aww I’m so glad that my lil story about packers and my cis Gay best friends boosted you a little. I think they’re great stories ill tell for the rest of my life. Also yes! Gauge you’re ears and get those piercings!!! He who YOU want to be. Don’t let anyone else tell you how you can or can’t be. I have gauged ears and can give you all the advice in the world 🤣 you live your life for you. I wish I did earlier. Now I’m almost 25, living my best life as every other guy, gal or non-binary pal should. Life’s too short for you to try to please everyone. Just be safe and if you need to talk to someone who’s been in transition or the lgbt community longer don’t feel bad reaching out. The world is a scary place - even in places we consider safe places. For every great story I have some terrible experiences I could have avoided if I had an elder gay with me or just had the foresight❤️😅 but don’t ever let that scare you boo!!!
Your story is just amazing. 😹 I wheezed, especially at the point where you were lecturing him about not opening people's mail looool. Talk about keeping your dignity!
I mean I've definitely been walking around in skinny jeans as my packer very gradually, step-by-step, migrated down to my mid-thigh on the left side. Like a full silhouette of dick AND balls smack on my thigh. Finally found a public bathroom I could cowboy walk to and never thought "oh my boxer-briefs and skinny jeans are tight enough to not need a strap" again.
I can't believe, in hindsight, I thought this was better than just reaching down into my jeans? Like that looks bad, but. Dick and balls. Full package an inch above my knees. What the hell.
im a closeted trans guy and one time i left my packer in the bathroom, in a drawer which i thought was very well hidden. when i came home, i found out a man came to fix our sink and the drawer was now very arranged, with my packer stading right there in all of its glory. me and mom never talked about this, but i wonder what the man thought...
Not quite the same, but a similar mood: as a teenager, I bought a "personal massager" from a mainstream catalogue, knowing full well that it was a vibrator. It was so horribly designed and unpleasant I threw it away. But someone decided to empty the trash from my bedroom, saw the "massager" in there, carefully removed it, and put it on my desk. No one ever mentioned anything about it to me.
@@spicybeantofu I… guess. But it feels almost like a taunt. “You wanted to throw this out? Fuck you. Live with your mistakes.” I know it wasn’t but _still_
Just in case anybody out there is uncomfortable with their pee sound, it basically sounds the same bros. If somebody has bionic ears and is intently listening to your pee, they're going to assume you have a weak prostate or some other medical problem and can't make a strong stream.
My partner for some reason got mine in his hands and was just playing around with it, when my roommate just suddenly stood in my door... My partner is a truns guy as well. He just dropped that thing and tried to hide it so fast, kinda panicky, as if he would have a packer accident lol My roommate and me had a good laugh that moment.
Not me finally making it into a video and it’s the story of the porta potty peen 💀 yes it was foul and yes i’m severely traumatized 6 years later lmao This video is hilarious I’m happy to have made it in there 😂😂😂
So advice I've heard to avoid looking aroused while packing (from One Topic at a Time here on UA-cam (check him out, he's wholesome fun)) is if you're wearing heavy fabric like jeans or something constrictive you won't be able to see much of anything but with a light or thin fabric that's when you can see bulge, so day to day you don't necessarily need to pack for a convincing silhouette. More advice (from a company selling packers) is to "pack down" to avoid the look of a semi. That is, move the packer more between your legs so it doesn't stick out in front of you as much. I don't know if anyone else will benefit from this but I know I'm always so grateful for any advice about packing so I thought I'd share ✌🏻
As a Trans woman, I wanted to say hi and say I enjoy hear people's stories from the other side of the fence. I follow a few Trans guys' UA-cam channels. I like to get a full picture from all sides of the gende spectrum. Being a Trans woman, I've had to deal with prosthetics in the form of breasts early in transition. Luckily I have natural grown breats now; but, I knew how it is to not have what you want or need in those areas. So, a hardy hey to all my Trans brothers and Trans masculine siblings out there.
Walmart bathrooms always feel particularly unsafe and weird to me. Taking a piss always takes me like fifteen minutes because like what if someone hears how different the stream sounds 😭😭😭 but this video is like 100% felt 😬🤣
Is it really that different when different people sit to pee? And it's odd how it seems to vary regionally: here, it's not that unusual for a guy to go into a stall rather than stand at the urinal, nor is it weird to sit to pee. Some guys are averse to the lack of privacy of a urinal, or the prospect of splattering their shoes, or they just want to take a load off and sit. But I never listened for differences. Now I am curious!
@@kaiwannagoback5712 Dysphoria makes you worry about the wildest things. Like the noise of pulling a wrapper off a sanitary pad, I'm pretty sure most cis men would think I'm maybe opening a pack of handkerchiefs. So my trick is to immediately blow my nose afterwards and/or do a little sniffle.
Moved into a new apartment. And went to the car to get other bags and boxes. When I had noticed a travel bag was missing. It had my packer and multiple for play toys. It still cracks me up that someone stole a bag of dicks
That's on par with a time my family had our rental car broken into on vacation, at a Denny's. Of all the bags, they stole... the diaper bag, full of my baby brother's diapers, my mum's pads, and all the kid snacks. I still laugh at the thought of those crooks opening up that laptop bag and getting a faceful of menstrual products and baby diapers.
These stories definitely made my day 1000 times better. I have yet to acquire a packer of my own, but I can already foresee the many ways I could potentially embarrass myself with it. (And when I do, I'll be sure to share. :P) Solidarity!!
I'm AMAB nonbinary, but I've heard enough stories to have my stomach drop when I hear "I'm wearing a packer, and I'm not wearing packing underwear." when the story happens in a public restroom.
I had a double ended pack and play (yeah, it was an odd toy, at the time I was curious) I washed it after a partner session and it didn't smell clean enough, so I wrapped it in a target bag with some extra cleanser and figured I would leave it overnight and wash it again the next day. I forgot about it when I moved out... I'm sure the landlord must have found it when they did an apartment check. They were devout Christians and thought I was the best sweetheart they knew... little did they know lol
I have the same problem with the sound thing. Just remember standing aparently causes saggy balls, scream that at any confrontation about sitting and sprint away. You will need hand sanitizer to do this successfully
Sitting, you won't splatter your shoes, standing, it's a definite risk. If anyone were rude/crazy enough to ask (and my experience is guys would rather eat worms than strike up a conversation with a stranger in the bathroom), you can say you prefer not to splatter your shoes. The saggy balls one is funnier though!
It's so weird, I used to not worry about the sound of me sitting down and peeing, but after hearing about transmasc peeps obsess about peeing too loudly, I've started to worry about peeing too silently 😅
@@thewiseturtle 5 guys in this house and 3 of them like to sit and relax while peeing, rather than stand, and think it's odd that there are actually men out there who would be weirded out by a guy sitting instead of standing. But then online I see all this posturing about how it's not manly to sit to pee, and I have to laugh. Maybe people in my neck of the woods, who were born with dicks, just aren't manly. LOL
@@dahken417 so true. There's a reason the floor crackles when you walk near urinals and not near toilets..unless it's in a home where someone stands to pee, even in a home toilet. Then you get the sprayover.
ypu shou;d do more of these, ftm f-ups or smthn. I would love like a binder specific one or a gym specific one. there are so many public bathroom ftm experiences ive heard
Thanks for sharing my reply! I pretty much never wore a packer again after that Ball, hella uncomfortable and didn't really work for me even when I learned the correct positioning
One time I went to a bee keepers club in my County, (bible belt. very conservative group) I wanted to pass so I packed with a sock. I had to get up to go to the restroom or something and on my way around the circle table I squeezed between two guys sitting and my packer LIFTED UP AND RUBBED THE SHOULDER OF THE HUSBAND OF THE LADY I WAS TALKING TO. I quietly went to the men's room and put my packer in my bag. EMBARRASSING
I'm too cheap to buy a proper packer so I just use a balled up pair of socks, I've dropped it twice and it just looks like I dropped my spare socks lmao
(mtf here) honestly, regarding the different pee sounds in the bathroom, I might have noticed in my pre-egg days, but i would have assumed it was just some deeply un-fun diarrhea
Trans girl here. One time I was wearing short-shorts and my actual testicle popped out through one of the leg holes in public, and someone who wasn't supposed to see that (honestly don't remember who) pointed it out.
Mine exploded while I was working at Walmart... I had one of those super realistic ones that are super expensive and I had used it for at least a year. When I got it I hadn't inspected it very closely before opening it and it had a weak spot. Over time this weak spot finally ripped but I decided to keep wearing it. I could see the sac of fluid holding the balls but figured it would probably be fine. I kept wearing it like this for months and slowly the tear just got bigger and bigger. One day at work I accidentally hit my crotch with something a little too hard and the sac of fluid just burst everywhere inside my pants... I told a manager I was sick and ended up going home. Shortly after I quit.
I'm so grateful that my dysphoria (which still sucks) only extends to my chest and voice, because I would constantly worry about dropping a packer if I felt the need to wear one and promptly dying in the event other men saw my detachable peebis.
I was just given the go ahead from my supervisors to use the restroom I "feel most comfortable in". Aside from the oxymoron that sediment is, I completely understand where you're coming from in terms of "the men in this bathroom will know my pee sounds different from their pee" and the anxiety that entails.
Oh god, I’m just try’na eat lunch and now I’m chocking on spaghetti Benefits of being a trans guy You understand everything And shit gets a whole lot funnier
Just wanna toss this one out into the universe (not unlike your packer onto the floor, for everyone to see): there should really be some discreet packers out there that don’t look anything remotely like a dick but still have the approximate silhouette, that way it’s less of a big deal if someone sees it. I’m personally too paranoid to wear a packer in public but I wouldn’t be if it just looked like a stress balloon or something rolled out of my pocket. Imagine, they could come in fun colors and stuff lol
There's some more cup shaped things? Paxsies is a company, I think there's some "enhancers" for cis dudes like that, and one other company I can't remember the name of that makes some for trans people
I'm still shocked. That tiny interaction between you and Christy was like some of the most romantic shit I've seen in a while. Like disgustingly sweet. Revoltingly adorable.
Back when I was packing with rolled up socks and didn't have packing underwear, I was traveling in Sweden with my wife. Usually im good about keeping hold of the packer, but this day, my only designated packer for the trip fell on the ground, bounced, and slid to a stop against the wall. I stared at it in horror, Sweden is clean. But not clean enough for me to put that thing in my pants. I finished my business and cradled the packer socks in my hands, mourning their death, on a dysphoric day. I threw them away and I still think about them like a lost puppy. 😂
In my lifetime you are the first transgendered person that I have met and you are funny as hell and I've never laughed so much listening to you telling your story. I was looking for something on UA-cam and accidentally bumped into this channel and I find that it would really help a lot of other young people who are transgendered and it certainly educated me on prosthetics that I've never thought of before today. I have three prosthetics which are hidden inside my body and the only obvious outward observable clues are the scars where the surgeon inserted the prosthetics. I want to thank you for sharing with the rest of us out here that need to be more understanding of others and I say bravo to you and to the others who walk this road on a daily basis.
I know this was months ago, and hopefully someone has already told you this. But please. Transgendered isn’t a word. Transgender is. It’s just an adjective, it’s not a verb 💀
the last time i wore a packer i was at a school festival and it pretty much just slid down my leg within twenty minutes. i gave up and shoved it back into my backpack and havent worn one since.
Tbh I've generally been lucky and not had many incidents but one did make me almost wanna throw up. I was in the gym showers. They're cubicles but do have a gap underneath the walls that sort of connects them altogether. I do this weird thing where I like squeeze my packer inbetween my legs as I shower, so if someone saw me through the cracks of the doors, I wouldn't raise too much suspicion. One day, it fell down from inbetween my legs, making that loud splat sound you mentioned. Thankfully, it had remained within the safety of my cubicle and I went to pick it up... with soapy hands... which don't provide much grip for silicone... so I dropped it again, this time going into the cubicle next to me. Now I'm 95% sure there wasn't anybody there and I repicked it up super fast, slipped low key fell, and then got out of there as quick as possible. Not my proudest moment :')
If anyone wants to watch an independent queer film in which an embarrassing packer incident is literally a plot point, go watch "Romeos: Anders als du denkst" (English title is just "Romeos", I think). It's abt a 20yo gay trans man named Lukas living in a women's-only dorm & his complicated relationship w/ cis gay himbo Fabio, set & filmed in Munich. It's a little hard to find, esp w/ competent English subtitles (oder du kannst Deutsch lernen), but I tracked it down & watched it w/ my transmasc best friend & it immediately became one of his fave movies. It does have a cis (*male*) actor playing a trans character, but the director specifically tried to cast a trans man & it's not like they had ScarJo kinds of money. -- Michael-Giuliana (they/them)
I’ve never had incredibly intense bottom dysphoria, but recently I’ve been considering buying a packer just to see if I like it. These stories are making me reconsider 😭
I started packing with socks just to see if I like it, I'd never even thought about my gender when I tried it I just have never really cared about the usual purpose of things I try for sensory reasons, and it felt so good it made me question my gender! So yeah, I'd recommend trying a balled up sock to see if you enjoy the sensory aspect.
I haven't watched this video yet, I just showed up to say one time at work my packer fell out in the bathroom and I didn't notice it was gone until way later. When I went back, it was sitting on top of the tp holder in the stall.
😂 let me tell you about the time my menstrual cup fell on the bathroom floor at work. I was like 17 already dysphoric from bleeding, passing most of the time. Im opening the restaurant and another guy in the stall next to me. I had forgotten to take it out before work to empty so i had to at work. It was wet and slippery so i dropped this bloody cup and it rolled into the next occupied stall, leaving blood.on the floor. I feigned intense cramps and cried on the way home with it wrapped in toilet paper
Not a packer, but… I’m transmasc and was trying out those silicone pasties instead of wearing a bra to a doctor’s appointment. The clientele at my doctor is mostly old people. I felt one of the pasties fall off while I was waiting in the front with others and looked around but couldn’t find it. Then, as a nurse was leading me to a room, I noticed it sitting on top of my shoe. 😭 The dawning horror I felt will never be replicated again because I am never wearing those things ever again.
Last time I wore a packer was like five years ago when I went to Walgreens with friends at night and otw out it decided to take a leap of faith down my short leg and I caught it before it fell out. There was a cop car sitting right there and we were the only ones there, I was terrified he was going to say something as I was hunched over holding onto my leg to the car...Not having a packer makes me not worry about falling dicks and live to tell the tales.
While I can not relate to the specific type of items this video is about, I did once lose a tampon while walking in a grocery store parking lot. I quickly covered it with my foot and bent down to pick it up, hoping that no one noticed. It was years ago, but I remember wearing a short skirt and thong which for some reason must have made sense to me at the time.
I left my packer on my sink counter to let it dry and forgot about it until after my mom came in and ended up washing her hands and very clearly pretending not to see it.
As someone in a wheelchair who has to use the handicap stall, I do not understand why people choose to use the middle stall. I've gone into public restrooms where there is only one person in the stalls, and yet still chose the middle stall. Edit: I actually sighed with relief knowing it fell on the floor instead of into the toilet.
Just last week, my packer almost fell out of my pants as I worked out at the gym 💀💀💀 I immediately had to rearrange it in the locker room, but someone was showering there, and the bathroom had a big clear window 😭😭😭
Ty I commend your bravery I woulda throw that thing straight into the trash there is no dollar value great enough that woulda made me spend even a second longer with the a Walmart Dick Of Public Embarrassment
so a year or so ago i was drunk at a mates and i had my packer on me i remember coming home and not having my packer im hoping it just went into the toilet and i flushed it but to this day i have no idea if that mate found it laying in his
Your Walmart story generated such strong compassion in my heart. It sounds odd, but uncomfortable or funny stories can let us stand in someone else's shoes just long enough to turn a key which opens our minds. It seems to me (from watching several of your videos) that you're a really nice guy living strong in a bizarre situation. It's fallen on your shoulders to make the best of it, and you do with grace, intelligence and wit. I'm subscribing...right...NOW.
One time I was house-sitting with my partner for her mom. I had left my packer on a shelf in the bathroom above the toilet, eye level if you were standing facing the toilet, cuz we were in the pool all day. Suddenly my partners (very cis, very straight, very country boy) brother drops by unexpectedly to pick something up from the house. He greets us, still in the pool, and of course before he heads back out, before I have a chance to go hide the evidence, he has to take a piss🤦
I know this is way late. One time at work I was showing a customer the canoe he rented and as I was walking to said canoe, I could feel my packer work itself almost into my pant leg. I had to try to very discreetly hold my packer in place before it fell out of my shorts while I spent the next five minutes explaining how to canoe to a man and a kid....
So before I had an actual prosthetic I had a stuffed little ball of fleece I made. Usually pinned to the inside of my boxers with a safety pin but this time it wasn't (I can't remember why), it was just sitting in my boxers. I sat down on the toilet and when I went to wipe, it fell in. I fished it out with a hand wrapped in toilet paper and then rinsed it. Wet packer all the way home 😭 went straight in the washing machine when I got home
Oh dang, I didn’t realize you were from arkansas! Im a trans musician and I just started doing a lot of trans activism work with the equality crew and the transition closet here in Fayetteville!
I know it's not the same and it's technically not a packer, but when I was a year or so into my transition, before I started my HRT, I used to wear mastectomy breasts to help with my GD and to give me a more womanly figure for the social transition side of things. I went through many different ones before finding the right size for me and then eventually upgrading to decent quality ones before finally starting my HRT. But anyway, back then I worked at my local zoo and I was rushing about getting the morning jobs done before the visitors started arriving, and this was during the summer so it didn't take long before I was hot and sweating, with it being my first pair, I didn't know about the special bras or tapes you could get, so they were loose in a sports bra, and whilst bending over to pick something up, one fell out and rolled along the floor and down some steps. I dropped everything to go running after it, not caring about the animal feed going everywhere, just as I picked it up, dusted it off and started stuffing it back into my bra, a little kid and her grandma came down the pathway and I instantly turned on my heels to put my back to them, to this day I still have no idea if they actually saw anything but at the time it was so awkward and embarrassing. I'm so glad I no longer have to wear them as I now have real ones of my own, although I do plan on getting enlargement surgery but first is my bottom surgery which is only 13 weeks away.
1:41 pro tip, try bringing stuff you could drop in the toilet to give yourself an extra layer of plausible deniability, or add some grunts followed by a sigh so anyone whos paying attention would assume you tried to shit but nothing happened.
I’m nonbinary and am curious about exploring my more masc side and presenting that way, but I don’t know if I’d ever want to try packing. These were hilarious though and I feel for y’all.
Maybe not the place for this story. About 15 years ago, my besties' boyfriend had a self-chosen nickname after one of his favorite bands. We were like 17 or so and he told us this story how some guy across the world was trying to bargain with him about his website's domain, literally his nickname.. limpy. As pretty rural teenagers we all were just as confused as the border guards from the story, after seeing this guy's other websites with limp packers. Also yes, we would casually call the bf Limpy all the time, that was the name he ran by and it was the name of his business. We speak Dutch here, the amount of people who know what we now know is quite limited.
I have a couple stories...not very funny though. Back when I was packing with a stitches sock, I had to use the restroom in an airport (either before departure or after landing). It wasn't until I was driving home that I noticed my packer was missing. Another time is when I took my packer out to go the bathroom in my mother's room and forgot it there. Thankfully, she did not go into her room until I found it. I was looking all around the living room and floors until I remembered where I'd left it 😅 that's about all I have aside from my crotch getting a silhouette with a packer too big/long.
Aw damn the money I’ve spent on packers that are impossible to pack. The best one hands down is the small Mr. Limpy. Also, if I’d dropped my packer in the port-a-potty, the port-a-potty now owns a packer.
I bought a packer and pouch online, but the pouch does not feel secure enough to make me want to risk wearing it in public. That'll have to wait until I get some packing underwear. I feel like my packer being blue would not help things if it fell out 😆
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Ok, so not exactly a "lost my packer" or "strangers saw my packer" story, but still relevant and hopefully good for a laugh: I was in vegas, standing in line to enter a club. As the bouncer's checking my ID, he points at the ground and says "Dude, you dropped your d***." Completely deadpan. So obviously I panic, thinking the inevitable's finally come to pass and my first packer mishap is happening right here, right now. NOPE. Guy was just yanking my chain, a la "your sock's untied," just less PG. So he obviously thinks I'm completely off my face, not realizing how ironically this is indeed a mishap that could have befallen me. So he's having a laugh over how wasted I must be to have freaked about what he presumed was a physical impossibility, and I'm having a laugh over how he has no clue how very right he could've been.
I’d be so mad lol. Like I know they wouldn’t know, but _I_ know!
Oh my god I'm cackling, thank you!
That would be horrifying!
We need a transfem version of this - I feel like there's a rich vein of tragicomedy in people's breast-form malfunctions
@@KitchenWitchery Thanks for sharing; I'm so sorry your mom went through that. I'm glad she at least found ways to feel more comfortable after her mastectomy.
My mom had breast cancer but only sacrificed a single boob. Most of the time she walks around with just the uniboob
I was playing airhockey at my school, and one of my breast forms just "yeet"
Oh absolutely. Not trans-femme myself (I'm somewhat vaguely transmasc) but I have many a time witnessed my trans-lady friend either have her tits fall out while doing physical activity, or alternatively her just yeeting them at us while drunk.
I hugged one of my transfem friends one time and her breast form popped out the top of her bra/tank top and fell out because I squeezed her a little too hard, we both laughed for like a solid 5 minutes straight ajsjjf
I have always put my packer in a pouch pinned to the waistband of my underwear. I just make the pouch out of an old sock with a hole cut in (so the shaft can hang out of it). I've gone over 2 years without my packer betraying me!
omg that's genius can i do this if i get a packer
That's so clever!
You are so brave. I would've cried and fainted from the utter terror of a detachable **** flopping out my pants in the middle of a Walmart bathroom
At least it WAS a bathroom and didn't just drop out of his pant leg while trying to pick a brand of BBQ chips...
Have you watched Ty’s old video, being called out at an airport scanner for binding 😩
@@dahken417 That is oddly specific...
Especially Ina transphobic state
I would of panicked and wrapped it up to throw it away nomader how much that thing costs
Im late for this video, but I live with two cis men all three of us are drag queens. - and I am FTM. They don't remember that I am trans all the time and haven't experienced living with a man who has to pack. One day, I was at work, pulling a double shift from open to close. I had ordered a packer and tights from amazon (this happened back in December). The tights were for all of us to wear. Now what I didnt realize was the packer was going to get there first and I had not told my roommates (also best friends) that it was coming in and to not open my amazon package. However, it notified me it was delivered and all I could do was pray they didn't open it. About ten minutes before my shift ended, (We work at Starbucks), friend 1 came in to get coffee. He wouldn't look at me and when he did, turned cherry red. SO I already knew what had happened, yet I played dumb for a moment. (Also note, I'm the more open with my s*xual side and hes more reserved and shy abt it)
"What's wrong?"
"Nooothing"
"Uhuh, what happened?"
"You got a package..."
"Yeah whos name is on it?"
"I thought it was the tightttsss"
"and so you opened....its not what youre thinking it is"
"IMSORRYIDIDNTKNOWWHATITWAS"
"Thats why we dont open peoples mail boo."
I walked over real fast and whispered, coz i wasnt about to out myself at work "Its a packer. Coz ya know. I dont have a dick yet"
When I got home, i opened it fully and showed them that it was not a s*x toy and it in fact was just a packer. Friend 2s request, he thought it was neat except it didn't have any functionality except to look hot XD
Fast forward to last night I was playing Halo in the livingroom. Not wearing a packer coz im at home and in my PJS. Friend 1 went to my room to steal some socks. Where I now store my packer when not using it. Im on the headset with another friend of ours, and all we hear is
"MEATBALL SQUEEEE WHY IS THERE A DICK IN YOUR SOCKS OH WAIT I FORGOT YOU HAVE PACKERS PHEW" and then him running out of my room, cherry red once again. I lost the match, laughing too hard
im finding it hard to find a way to put this but i admire your confidence and you're kind of exactly how i imagine myself to be a while after i start t. this might just be the late night emotions talking but i think this just gave me the confidence to start doing the things i doubted i could even start- cut my hair short without worrying about how long i've focused on keeping it long and wild, start a karaoke club, actually follow through with piercings and clothing purchases. i might even work my way up to gauging my ears- i think i've been lying to myself about thinking it would wig me out, because i hear so much negative about gauged ears. thank you. thank you so much.
@@toomanydum4084 aww I’m so glad that my lil story about packers and my cis Gay best friends boosted you a little. I think they’re great stories ill tell for the rest of my life. Also yes! Gauge you’re ears and get those piercings!!! He who YOU want to be. Don’t let anyone else tell you how you can or can’t be. I have gauged ears and can give you all the advice in the world 🤣 you live your life for you. I wish I did earlier. Now I’m almost 25, living my best life as every other guy, gal or non-binary pal should. Life’s too short for you to try to please everyone. Just be safe and if you need to talk to someone who’s been in transition or the lgbt community longer don’t feel bad reaching out. The world is a scary place - even in places we consider safe places. For every great story I have some terrible experiences I could have avoided if I had an elder gay with me or just had the foresight❤️😅 but don’t ever let that scare you boo!!!
I wanna live like that haha, beyond gender envy, that’s life goals
Your story is just amazing. 😹 I wheezed, especially at the point where you were lecturing him about not opening people's mail looool. Talk about keeping your dignity!
@@zodfanza it was honestly so funny hahahah I still tell that story 😂😂😂
I mean I've definitely been walking around in skinny jeans as my packer very gradually, step-by-step, migrated down to my mid-thigh on the left side. Like a full silhouette of dick AND balls smack on my thigh. Finally found a public bathroom I could cowboy walk to and never thought "oh my boxer-briefs and skinny jeans are tight enough to not need a strap" again.
I can't believe, in hindsight, I thought this was better than just reaching down into my jeans? Like that looks bad, but. Dick and balls. Full package an inch above my knees. What the hell.
@@asheverett2288 I know this was a really unpleasant experience for you, but your descriptions are hilarious!
@@asheverett2288 oh no 🙈
im a closeted trans guy and one time i left my packer in the bathroom, in a drawer which i thought was very well hidden. when i came home, i found out a man came to fix our sink and the drawer was now very arranged, with my packer stading right there in all of its glory. me and mom never talked about this, but i wonder what the man thought...
Ummm… question?
Why the f was he in your bathroom drawer? The sink wouldn’t fit in there…
@@nyx186 Probably one of those sinks with drawers/cupboards in the same part of the counter, he might have had to take it apart.
Not quite the same, but a similar mood: as a teenager, I bought a "personal massager" from a mainstream catalogue, knowing full well that it was a vibrator. It was so horribly designed and unpleasant I threw it away. But someone decided to empty the trash from my bedroom, saw the "massager" in there, carefully removed it, and put it on my desk. No one ever mentioned anything about it to me.
It's really nice that they were cool about it!
Yeah, that was nice of whoever did that to try being thoughtful and stuff... but also still OH NO I'MA GO DIE NOW.
They prob thought it fell in.
@@spicybeantofu I… guess. But it feels almost like a taunt. “You wanted to throw this out? Fuck you. Live with your mistakes.” I know it wasn’t but _still_
My mom: you forgot "stuff" in the shower, I don't care, but please put it somewhere else.
Just in case anybody out there is uncomfortable with their pee sound, it basically sounds the same bros. If somebody has bionic ears and is intently listening to your pee, they're going to assume you have a weak prostate or some other medical problem and can't make a strong stream.
Once my mate was playing with mine (not while I was wearing it, just to clarify) and his wife walked in on him just flopping it around like nunchucks
I can imagine the look on her face.
Yes, I imagine it would be difficult to nunchuck your dick and balls while they are attached to you. Thanks for clarifying.
It's nice to know you're at that level of comfort with someone
That is the funniest thing I've heard in at least three years.
My partner for some reason got mine in his hands and was just playing around with it, when my roommate just suddenly stood in my door... My partner is a truns guy as well.
He just dropped that thing and tried to hide it so fast, kinda panicky, as if he would have a packer accident lol
My roommate and me had a good laugh that moment.
Not me finally making it into a video and it’s the story of the porta potty peen 💀 yes it was foul and yes i’m severely traumatized 6 years later lmao
This video is hilarious I’m happy to have made it in there 😂😂😂
So advice I've heard to avoid looking aroused while packing (from One Topic at a Time here on UA-cam (check him out, he's wholesome fun)) is if you're wearing heavy fabric like jeans or something constrictive you won't be able to see much of anything but with a light or thin fabric that's when you can see bulge, so day to day you don't necessarily need to pack for a convincing silhouette. More advice (from a company selling packers) is to "pack down" to avoid the look of a semi. That is, move the packer more between your legs so it doesn't stick out in front of you as much. I don't know if anyone else will benefit from this but I know I'm always so grateful for any advice about packing so I thought I'd share ✌🏻
One Topic is the best and most wholesome human in existence. Ok, tied with Human1.
Yess, I love One Topic
As a Trans woman, I wanted to say hi and say I enjoy hear people's stories from the other side of the fence. I follow a few Trans guys' UA-cam channels. I like to get a full picture from all sides of the gende spectrum. Being a Trans woman, I've had to deal with prosthetics in the form of breasts early in transition. Luckily I have natural grown breats now; but, I knew how it is to not have what you want or need in those areas. So, a hardy hey to all my Trans brothers and Trans masculine siblings out there.
Walmart bathrooms always feel particularly unsafe and weird to me. Taking a piss always takes me like fifteen minutes because like what if someone hears how different the stream sounds 😭😭😭 but this video is like 100% felt 😬🤣
Is it really that different when different people sit to pee? And it's odd how it seems to vary regionally: here, it's not that unusual for a guy to go into a stall rather than stand at the urinal, nor is it weird to sit to pee. Some guys are averse to the lack of privacy of a urinal, or the prospect of splattering their shoes, or they just want to take a load off and sit. But I never listened for differences. Now I am curious!
@@kaiwannagoback5712 Dysphoria makes you worry about the wildest things. Like the noise of pulling a wrapper off a sanitary pad, I'm pretty sure most cis men would think I'm maybe opening a pack of handkerchiefs. So my trick is to immediately blow my nose afterwards and/or do a little sniffle.
I love that we’re all just living the same lives lol having to mentally prepare to pee
If it helps, I’ve heard cis men say they sit down to pee if they’re already in a stall. Not sure how true that is so don’t quote me
I think they feel unsafe because they mostly are. My partner has been harassed and molested in more WM loos than anywhere else.
Moved into a new apartment. And went to the car to get other bags and boxes. When I had noticed a travel bag was missing. It had my packer and multiple for play toys. It still cracks me up that someone stole a bag of dicks
@@KitchenWitchery right?! 😝
I can only imagine their reaction
That's on par with a time my family had our rental car broken into on vacation, at a Denny's. Of all the bags, they stole... the diaper bag, full of my baby brother's diapers, my mum's pads, and all the kid snacks. I still laugh at the thought of those crooks opening up that laptop bag and getting a faceful of menstrual products and baby diapers.
I just CRACKED UP at the ending with the ftm saw trap😂 it’s genuinely been a bit since I’ve laughed that hard. The editing was so good lol
These stories definitely made my day 1000 times better. I have yet to acquire a packer of my own, but I can already foresee the many ways I could potentially embarrass myself with it. (And when I do, I'll be sure to share. :P) Solidarity!!
Ok, I’m not trans, I’m a granny but it definitely sounds like proper undies for packing are essential 🤗
@@niccidean2659 they 100% are 😄
I'm AMAB nonbinary, but I've heard enough stories to have my stomach drop when I hear "I'm wearing a packer, and I'm not wearing packing underwear." when the story happens in a public restroom.
ah i’m so glad we’re getting more of these, the solidarity definitely helps the pain a little 💀
also the saw trap was the validation i needed at the end there 😂
Bless all trans men and women.
And non binary trans too.
@@ohleander02based
Also, JammiDodger did a video on embarrassed trans stories. Maybe collab with him?
Can we get a part two? This was hilarious
I had a double ended pack and play (yeah, it was an odd toy, at the time I was curious) I washed it after a partner session and it didn't smell clean enough, so I wrapped it in a target bag with some extra cleanser and figured I would leave it overnight and wash it again the next day. I forgot about it when I moved out... I'm sure the landlord must have found it when they did an apartment check. They were devout Christians and thought I was the best sweetheart they knew... little did they know lol
I NEVER try to use my stp when I have been drinking. Way too many wet pants incidents. Lol!
Same, but it suucks cus thats like the one time i really would like to be able to use one. sometimes theres no stalls with doors at bars
@@CaptainEhAwesome and those are the most disgusting of toilets to sit on...
I’m terrified of all public bathrooms. And when I have to describe the most disgusting thing ever the measuring stick is a Walmart bathroom floor.
I have the same problem with the sound thing. Just remember standing aparently causes saggy balls, scream that at any confrontation about sitting and sprint away. You will need hand sanitizer to do this successfully
Sitting, you won't splatter your shoes, standing, it's a definite risk. If anyone were rude/crazy enough to ask (and my experience is guys would rather eat worms than strike up a conversation with a stranger in the bathroom), you can say you prefer not to splatter your shoes. The saggy balls one is funnier though!
This kind of shit happening is exactly why I'm scared to pack 😂
It's so weird, I used to not worry about the sound of me sitting down and peeing, but after hearing about transmasc peeps obsess about peeing too loudly, I've started to worry about peeing too silently 😅
My husband, a biological male, normally sits down when he pees. So it might not be as big a deal as some might think.
My father sat to pee. Said standing was splattery and gross.
@@thewiseturtle 5 guys in this house and 3 of them like to sit and relax while peeing, rather than stand, and think it's odd that there are actually men out there who would be weirded out by a guy sitting instead of standing. But then online I see all this posturing about how it's not manly to sit to pee, and I have to laugh. Maybe people in my neck of the woods, who were born with dicks, just aren't manly. LOL
@@dahken417 so true. There's a reason the floor crackles when you walk near urinals and not near toilets..unless it's in a home where someone stands to pee, even in a home toilet. Then you get the sprayover.
@@thewiseturtle *cis man, remember trans people are biological too lol we're not androids
ypu shou;d do more of these, ftm f-ups or smthn. I would love like a binder specific one or a gym specific one. there are so many public bathroom ftm experiences ive heard
My favorite story (not mine)
Is the dude who has his packer fall off in the corridor and the teacher going "oh, I hate when it does that."
"Gotta keep an eye out for Selener and by Selener I mean Packer." Ty...Lmao.
Thanks for sharing my reply! I pretty much never wore a packer again after that Ball, hella uncomfortable and didn't really work for me even when I learned the correct positioning
we love packers on the floor
Packers on the Floor is not a bad band name.
@@dross1705 it rlly isnt :))
One time I went to a bee keepers club in my County, (bible belt. very conservative group) I wanted to pass so I packed with a sock. I had to get up to go to the restroom or something and on my way around the circle table I squeezed between two guys sitting and my packer LIFTED UP AND RUBBED THE SHOULDER OF THE HUSBAND OF THE LADY I WAS TALKING TO. I quietly went to the men's room and put my packer in my bag. EMBARRASSING
There are literal tears coming out of my eyes right now, fuck me this is the best thing I've seen in a month 🤣🤣😭🤣
The Saw skit was unexpected and delightful lol
I'm too cheap to buy a proper packer so I just use a balled up pair of socks, I've dropped it twice and it just looks like I dropped my spare socks lmao
The one and only time I packed it fell out of my pants in the bathroom and rolled across the room.
BRO, imagine what those guys in the stalls next to anyone who packs, must've been thinking when the packer fell....just the horror
"HE D1CK FELL OFF!"
(mtf here) honestly, regarding the different pee sounds in the bathroom, I might have noticed in my pre-egg days, but i would have assumed it was just some deeply un-fun diarrhea
Trans girl here. One time I was wearing short-shorts and my actual testicle popped out through one of the leg holes in public, and someone who wasn't supposed to see that (honestly don't remember who) pointed it out.
Chad move:
Walk out with it in your hand and dont say a word.
Let them make their guesses lol.
Ultimate chaos.
Mine exploded while I was working at Walmart...
I had one of those super realistic ones that are super expensive and I had used it for at least a year. When I got it I hadn't inspected it very closely before opening it and it had a weak spot. Over time this weak spot finally ripped but I decided to keep wearing it. I could see the sac of fluid holding the balls but figured it would probably be fine. I kept wearing it like this for months and slowly the tear just got bigger and bigger. One day at work I accidentally hit my crotch with something a little too hard and the sac of fluid just burst everywhere inside my pants... I told a manager I was sick and ended up going home. Shortly after I quit.
I'm so grateful that my dysphoria (which still sucks) only extends to my chest and voice, because I would constantly worry about dropping a packer if I felt the need to wear one and promptly dying in the event other men saw my detachable peebis.
I was just given the go ahead from my supervisors to use the restroom I "feel most comfortable in". Aside from the oxymoron that sediment is, I completely understand where you're coming from in terms of "the men in this bathroom will know my pee sounds different from their pee" and the anxiety that entails.
Oh god, I’m just try’na eat lunch and now I’m chocking on spaghetti
Benefits of being a trans guy
You understand everything
And shit gets a whole lot funnier
Just wanna toss this one out into the universe (not unlike your packer onto the floor, for everyone to see): there should really be some discreet packers out there that don’t look anything remotely like a dick but still have the approximate silhouette, that way it’s less of a big deal if someone sees it. I’m personally too paranoid to wear a packer in public but I wouldn’t be if it just looked like a stress balloon or something rolled out of my pocket. Imagine, they could come in fun colors and stuff lol
socks, you're describing socks
@@FlotsamCarnage lol I know but like. still made of silicone
There's some more cup shaped things? Paxsies is a company, I think there's some "enhancers" for cis dudes like that, and one other company I can't remember the name of that makes some for trans people
@@FlotsamCarnage the socks you put on your feet?
@@edenk484 I mean you could buy separate socks just to pack if you wanted lol but yea most ppl who use socks multi-task them lol
I'm still shocked. That tiny interaction between you and Christy was like some of the most romantic shit I've seen in a while. Like disgustingly sweet. Revoltingly adorable.
"Is your packer on wrong or are you just happy to see me uwu"
Back when I was packing with rolled up socks and didn't have packing underwear, I was traveling in Sweden with my wife. Usually im good about keeping hold of the packer, but this day, my only designated packer for the trip fell on the ground, bounced, and slid to a stop against the wall. I stared at it in horror, Sweden is clean. But not clean enough for me to put that thing in my pants. I finished my business and cradled the packer socks in my hands, mourning their death, on a dysphoric day. I threw them away and I still think about them like a lost puppy. 😂
these stories explain exactly why I don't pack anymore
In my lifetime you are the first transgendered person that I have met and you are funny as hell and I've never laughed so much listening to you telling your story. I was looking for something on UA-cam and accidentally bumped into this channel and I find that it would really help a lot of other young people who are transgendered and it certainly educated me on prosthetics that I've never thought of before today. I have three prosthetics which are hidden inside my body and the only obvious outward observable clues are the scars where the surgeon inserted the prosthetics. I want to thank you for sharing with the rest of us out here that need to be more understanding of others and I say bravo to you and to the others who walk this road on a daily basis.
I know this was months ago, and hopefully someone has already told you this. But please. Transgendered isn’t a word. Transgender is. It’s just an adjective, it’s not a verb 💀
Its not that big of a deal why be so rude about it @@teritt
@@solstice8709
I literally said please🧍🏻
@@solstice8709 they weren't rude at all and yes it is a big deal, it sounds really dehumanising
Lol Ty, I do the same thing! (Wear my packer with briefs tight enough to hold it)
LOL, the best smelling person in Tim Hortons 😂
the last time i wore a packer i was at a school festival and it pretty much just slid down my leg within twenty minutes. i gave up and shoved it back into my backpack and havent worn one since.
Tbh I've generally been lucky and not had many incidents but one did make me almost wanna throw up. I was in the gym showers. They're cubicles but do have a gap underneath the walls that sort of connects them altogether. I do this weird thing where I like squeeze my packer inbetween my legs as I shower, so if someone saw me through the cracks of the doors, I wouldn't raise too much suspicion. One day, it fell down from inbetween my legs, making that loud splat sound you mentioned. Thankfully, it had remained within the safety of my cubicle and I went to pick it up... with soapy hands... which don't provide much grip for silicone... so I dropped it again, this time going into the cubicle next to me. Now I'm 95% sure there wasn't anybody there and I repicked it up super fast, slipped low key fell, and then got out of there as quick as possible. Not my proudest moment :')
The phrases "Walmart Dick" and "Momie Dick" made my day. "Walmart Dick" especially is so rich in conotations. I love it.
The Saw scene took me out omfg
I'm not confident at packing so sometimes I just rehearse what I'll say if I lose it
its "I lost my dick to cancer"
oh god, Ty’s story gave me second hand anxiety
I would have died, I would have left my packer and just go outside to die omfg
If anyone wants to watch an independent queer film in which an embarrassing packer incident is literally a plot point, go watch "Romeos: Anders als du denkst" (English title is just "Romeos", I think). It's abt a 20yo gay trans man named Lukas living in a women's-only dorm & his complicated relationship w/ cis gay himbo Fabio, set & filmed in Munich.
It's a little hard to find, esp w/ competent English subtitles (oder du kannst Deutsch lernen), but I tracked it down & watched it w/ my transmasc best friend & it immediately became one of his fave movies. It does have a cis (*male*) actor playing a trans character, but the director specifically tried to cast a trans man & it's not like they had ScarJo kinds of money.
-- Michael-Giuliana
(they/them)
I’ve never had incredibly intense bottom dysphoria, but recently I’ve been considering buying a packer just to see if I like it. These stories are making me reconsider 😭
I started packing with socks just to see if I like it, I'd never even thought about my gender when I tried it I just have never really cared about the usual purpose of things I try for sensory reasons, and it felt so good it made me question my gender! So yeah, I'd recommend trying a balled up sock to see if you enjoy the sensory aspect.
I haven't watched this video yet, I just showed up to say one time at work my packer fell out in the bathroom and I didn't notice it was gone until way later. When I went back, it was sitting on top of the tp holder in the stall.
😂 let me tell you about the time my menstrual cup fell on the bathroom floor at work. I was like 17 already dysphoric from bleeding, passing most of the time. Im opening the restaurant and another guy in the stall next to me. I had forgotten to take it out before work to empty so i had to at work. It was wet and slippery so i dropped this bloody cup and it rolled into the next occupied stall, leaving blood.on the floor. I feigned intense cramps and cried on the way home with it wrapped in toilet paper
Not a packer, but… I’m transmasc and was trying out those silicone pasties instead of wearing a bra to a doctor’s appointment. The clientele at my doctor is mostly old people. I felt one of the pasties fall off while I was waiting in the front with others and looked around but couldn’t find it. Then, as a nurse was leading me to a room, I noticed it sitting on top of my shoe. 😭 The dawning horror I felt will never be replicated again because I am never wearing those things ever again.
Your voice is amazing. It’s so husky and calming.
Last time I wore a packer was like five years ago when I went to Walgreens with friends at night and otw out it decided to take a leap of faith down my short leg and I caught it before it fell out. There was a cop car sitting right there and we were the only ones there, I was terrified he was going to say something as I was hunched over holding onto my leg to the car...Not having a packer makes me not worry about falling dicks and live to tell the tales.
While I can not relate to the specific type of items this video is about, I did once lose a tampon while walking in a grocery store parking lot. I quickly covered it with my foot and bent down to pick it up, hoping that no one noticed. It was years ago, but I remember wearing a short skirt and thong which for some reason must have made sense to me at the time.
I never wear packing underwear, so if I use a public washroom while wearing a packer, I put it in one of my pockets for safe keeping.
ty out here with the quality content💀
I left my packer on my sink counter to let it dry and forgot about it until after my mom came in and ended up washing her hands and very clearly pretending not to see it.
I be doing gymnastics on the walmart toilet trying to get the stream to hit the side of the bowl just right to be silent
i had a 3 hr job interview today and am super stressed but that tip sticking out one has me laughing out loud.
As someone in a wheelchair who has to use the handicap stall, I do not understand why people choose to use the middle stall. I've gone into public restrooms where there is only one person in the stalls, and yet still chose the middle stall.
Edit: I actually sighed with relief knowing it fell on the floor instead of into the toilet.
Just last week, my packer almost fell out of my pants as I worked out at the gym 💀💀💀 I immediately had to rearrange it in the locker room, but someone was showering there, and the bathroom had a big clear window 😭😭😭
Ty I commend your bravery I woulda throw that thing straight into the trash there is no dollar value great enough that woulda made me spend even a second longer with the a Walmart Dick Of Public Embarrassment
so a year or so ago i was drunk at a mates and i had my packer on me i remember coming home and not having my packer im hoping it just went into the toilet and i flushed it but to this day i have no idea if that mate found it laying in his
I have also had my packer bounce into the stall next to me, but it was a women’s bathroom loll
The timing of the music at 8:56 is absolutely stunning
DEAR GOD, all of these got me and then the fucking saw bit at the end fucking ended me.
Your Walmart story generated such strong compassion in my heart. It sounds odd, but uncomfortable or funny stories can let us stand in someone else's shoes just long enough to turn a key which opens our minds. It seems to me (from watching several of your videos) that you're a really nice guy living strong in a bizarre situation. It's fallen on your shoulders to make the best of it, and you do with grace, intelligence and wit. I'm subscribing...right...NOW.
This is too much you got me lmao 🤣😂 I can't I would be running out the door I would not even look
😂😂😂 I would be behind you burning rubber like a flash I would be gone !!! 😂😂😂
I’m transmasc, do not pack. This is why. Watching this video while laying next to my snoring transmale partner CRYING LAUGHING. He’s gonna murder me.
The saw trap killed me 😂
YOU'RE ALSO A TRANS GUY IN ARKANSAS?! *I'm* a trans guy in Arkansas! I can 1000% relate that it's terrifying to go to the public bathroom here.
One time I was house-sitting with my partner for her mom. I had left my packer on a shelf in the bathroom above the toilet, eye level if you were standing facing the toilet, cuz we were in the pool all day. Suddenly my partners (very cis, very straight, very country boy) brother drops by unexpectedly to pick something up from the house. He greets us, still in the pool, and of course before he heads back out, before I have a chance to go hide the evidence, he has to take a piss🤦
I know this is way late. One time at work I was showing a customer the canoe he rented and as I was walking to said canoe, I could feel my packer work itself almost into my pant leg. I had to try to very discreetly hold my packer in place before it fell out of my shorts while I spent the next five minutes explaining how to canoe to a man and a kid....
So before I had an actual prosthetic I had a stuffed little ball of fleece I made. Usually pinned to the inside of my boxers with a safety pin but this time it wasn't (I can't remember why), it was just sitting in my boxers.
I sat down on the toilet and when I went to wipe, it fell in.
I fished it out with a hand wrapped in toilet paper and then rinsed it.
Wet packer all the way home 😭 went straight in the washing machine when I got home
Oh dang, I didn’t realize you were from arkansas! Im a trans musician and I just started doing a lot of trans activism work with the equality crew and the transition closet here in Fayetteville!
As a transfem nb who also lives in Arkansas, I can confirm that I too, do not use public bathrooms unless I absolutely have to.
I know it's not the same and it's technically not a packer, but when I was a year or so into my transition, before I started my HRT, I used to wear mastectomy breasts to help with my GD and to give me a more womanly figure for the social transition side of things. I went through many different ones before finding the right size for me and then eventually upgrading to decent quality ones before finally starting my HRT. But anyway, back then I worked at my local zoo and I was rushing about getting the morning jobs done before the visitors started arriving, and this was during the summer so it didn't take long before I was hot and sweating, with it being my first pair, I didn't know about the special bras or tapes you could get, so they were loose in a sports bra, and whilst bending over to pick something up, one fell out and rolled along the floor and down some steps. I dropped everything to go running after it, not caring about the animal feed going everywhere, just as I picked it up, dusted it off and started stuffing it back into my bra, a little kid and her grandma came down the pathway and I instantly turned on my heels to put my back to them, to this day I still have no idea if they actually saw anything but at the time it was so awkward and embarrassing. I'm so glad I no longer have to wear them as I now have real ones of my own, although I do plan on getting enlargement surgery but first is my bottom surgery which is only 13 weeks away.
congratulations on getting your date for surgery!
this video is exactly why ive just never wore a packer. lol. aside from the fact that my thighs are just too big
1:41 pro tip, try bringing stuff you could drop in the toilet to give yourself an extra layer of plausible deniability, or add some grunts followed by a sigh so anyone whos paying attention would assume you tried to shit but nothing happened.
I’m nonbinary and am curious about exploring my more masc side and presenting that way, but I don’t know if I’d ever want to try packing. These were hilarious though and I feel for y’all.
Maybe not the place for this story. About 15 years ago, my besties' boyfriend had a self-chosen nickname after one of his favorite bands. We were like 17 or so and he told us this story how some guy across the world was trying to bargain with him about his website's domain, literally his nickname.. limpy. As pretty rural teenagers we all were just as confused as the border guards from the story, after seeing this guy's other websites with limp packers. Also yes, we would casually call the bf Limpy all the time, that was the name he ran by and it was the name of his business. We speak Dutch here, the amount of people who know what we now know is quite limited.
I have a couple stories...not very funny though. Back when I was packing with a stitches sock, I had to use the restroom in an airport (either before departure or after landing). It wasn't until I was driving home that I noticed my packer was missing. Another time is when I took my packer out to go the bathroom in my mother's room and forgot it there. Thankfully, she did not go into her room until I found it. I was looking all around the living room and floors until I remembered where I'd left it 😅 that's about all I have aside from my crotch getting a silhouette with a packer too big/long.
Aw damn the money I’ve spent on packers that are impossible to pack. The best one hands down is the small Mr. Limpy. Also, if I’d dropped my packer in the port-a-potty, the port-a-potty now owns a packer.
I bought a packer and pouch online, but the pouch does not feel secure enough to make me want to risk wearing it in public. That'll have to wait until I get some packing underwear. I feel like my packer being blue would not help things if it fell out 😆
My Mr limpy AND my crochet packer that I made are both still at my parents house in my old bedroom
Question: will fittome sell again? I can’t seem to get to the website and I was wondering if you’d be re-selling them anytime?