I Ranked ALL 26 Fossil Pokemon! | Mr1upz
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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mr1upz FINALLY has a good ol crack at ranking Fossil Pokemon. I'm ranking all 26 Fossil Pokemon as the people have been asking for years and now I finally deliver and conjure up a Fossil Pokemon tier list. (Or whatever you'd classify what I do as, mostly just a video portfolio to be used as evidence to get me sectioned one day.)
Somehow there's only 26 Fossil Pokemon, could've sworn there was more. But in all fairness, if I spawned an Aerodactyl or even a Kabuto alone I'd have packed up the whole shop and never barred myself from ever picking up a rock again. Most scary Pokemon going potentially for how unpredictable they could end up. Who knows what lies on the other end of that fossil?
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Not sure if this has been done yet, but I would love to see a ranking of every branched evolution. Every Pokémon that has more than one choice for a final evolution. That'd be neat to see.
Politoed vs Poliwrath two of my favorites
For me it's Scizor and Kleavor, love them both
For me it’s Gallade and Gardevoir (gallade is my favorite Pokémon)
Yessssss more content for our boi!
A ranking of every Pokemon that has the illusion of free will? Sounds concept. With that in mind, Silcoon and Cascoon: Dead tier. Not only are the designs just kinda "ball of string", and "FUMIN' ball of string", they don't even get to pick. It's genetically hardwired whether it's chill or not, and you can't even tell until it's too late.
Also dw about mugging off Silcoon. Back when Pokemon ran that popularity poll a while ago, Silcoon is one of just three mons that got 0 votes. So scientifically, it's NOBODY'S favorite.
The fact that your humor is so specific yet I get every reference leads me to believe that we had the same childhoods just across the pond.
An alternate version that got displaced in the multiverse
It's uncanny how many references I get despite this bloke being 13 timezones away
His "do you have an advantage card? Woud you like, to purchase, an advantage card?" joke is so funny to me because it happens in my CVS and Walgreens everytime i go 😭 idek if they have those in england
Yeah, reference humor is quite a hit with everyone.
6:32 that reference hits too close to home. literally and metaphorically
Describing relativeness of toughness from ancient times to modern day as "adjusting for inflation" is just.. the kind of poetry I subbed for
Peak pokemon content as always. I think it would be interesting to see videos similar to some of your older ones like "Pokemon that would be outlawed" or "pokemon that you would never catch"
I love Dracozolt and Arctozolt so much. Despite the awful conditions they’re in, they look so ecstatic to just be involved and that’s great.
Cradily being number 1 is so based. This man never misses
Lost it at “a set of eyes like a pair of rear view mirrors”, which woke my wife up. Showed her the video too, now we’re both just sitting here, cackling incessantly. You’re a champ, mate; your sense of humor is a real inspiration!
Went in thinking “The Cradily line better be in the upper half” I was not prepared for this level of based though.
he spilled with this one
Have to appreciate the Kanto scientists out here building weapons like mewtwo while the Galar boys gluing fossils together like its macaroni art.
It's based of the bone wars where people made up dinosaurs by throwing bones together because back then the more you discovered the more you made money 💰
Well by "Galar boys" it's one "scientist" (I want to see her degree) out on a random route
@@BJGvideos I didn't make it that far into the game. Had no idea it was just one person lol
“How do you expect to bring an aerodactyl into the modern world calmly? Waking up in some tube with a 10 year old mount breathing on the glass, doesn’t know what to do. All you know is that it goes for the throat.” Fucking brilliant 😭
Your Archeops commentary makes me want a "ranking every bird Pokémon" video. The fun part being that not all of them are flying type.
Cradily and Lileep being 1 and 2 was certainly unexpected, but I'm here for it! I actually really like Cradily and Armaldo, I just think the designs work so so well. Also we still haven't gotten the mythical Rock/Ghost typing...
Huge W for the fossils, still easily the most unique fossilmon we’ve gotten
Most based choice of the list. (Totally not biased because Cradily is my favorite Pokémon Nuh-uh no siree)
Im sorry to say this but Lileep/Cradily's pink tentacles look like sausage nipples similar to Miltank.
Oh boy, I can't wait to see where my favorite fossil pokemon, Shieldon and Armaldo, end up on this tier list.
Bad news
He's lucky he's so funny because his rankings are trash. Imagine thinking that the Gen 8 fossil Pokemon are better than any other ones.
@@TheFirstCurse1 he put the at last
Shieldon is my favorite fossil. I was only 9-10 and my first Pokémon game was Diamond. I got Shieldon and was like “oh my god they have a dog Pokémon named Sheldon” (I was a dumb kid back then lmaooo) but when I got a dog, I got to name him Sheldon. He sadly passed away the beginning of the year but shieldon will always be my favorite because of Sheldon ❤️
RIP my homie Sheldon
Sheldon was the first full odds shiny I ever got. It’s not my favorite design, but it will always hold a special place in my heart just because of the memory of that unexpected sparkle
5:03 funnily enough this is kinda what the Galar fossils are based on, old archeologists would often mix up parts, like juvenile and adult parts or even completely different animals which the Galar fossils take inspiration from, so sometimes they would get dinosaurs having some… well let’s just say strange anatomy.
It wasn’t just mixups, it was even more petty than that. The Bone Wars was a time when people would just shove completely random bones together and pass them off as new animals just to get their discovery numbers up, and that’s hilarious.
Yeah dude I’m like a 100% sure that everyone knows about that by now
@@itsturniptime3699 Reading this comment just gave me a cool idea for D&D
Imagine a necromancer that did exactly that, gathering bones from different animals and monsters, and reassembling together to resurrect with flesh, creating new abominations
@@daedricwinters2979 imagine two necromancer shoving random bones together and trying to one up each other in a “No my monster is stronger” fight and it gets progressively more and more crazy to where now they’re fusing elephant bones to dragon bones
@@daedricwinters2979that sounds extremely inefficient unless they know what they're doing. A spider made from human bones sounds like nightmare fuel.
the prophecy of "ranking every pokemon" will come to fruition eventually
I've watched alooot of ranking/tier list videos on UA-cam but there's something about your videos that always keeps me entertained and never gets boring. You just got a permanent subscriber my friend.
Mr1upz is like the second coming of jesus to me when the man himself shows up in my notifications, with another video with comedy only the combined IQ of Alakazam and Metagross can conjure up.
FACTS my Guy
My gay
The King Krabrawler had returned!
That makes sense though, cause as an Amaura, it hasnt evolved or "grown up" enough to learn any ice type moves. Both Tyrunt and Tyrantrum are rock / dragon so ice type moves are devastating to them. Taking out the only other large dinosaur Pokémon that knows how to kill you in one hit with an ice beam seems a smart move.
Plus it's a reference to how scientists believe that large theropod dinosaurs didn't hunt fully grown sauropods. They were too large and powerful for them to take down, so they instead went after the juveniles, which were still pretty big.
Arctovish is the worst case of abomination I've ever seen. That restorative doctor needs to be imprisoned.
At 2:10 the text on the book actually says "russian-chinese dictionary", which is somehow even more bizarre than a Bible
I'd have tucked it in with Captain Underpants personally
I would love to see a tier rank video about the pokemon protagonists like this! I'm so glad I found your channel. Your videos never fail to make me laugh! Thank you again & great job!
I love the gen 3 fossils so much.
Cradily looks cute but sinister, in a good way. Armaldo on the other hand is one of my absolute favorite Pokemon ever, it looks super duper cool and weird at the same time, and its shiny is so damn cool. Also, they are based on very interesting concepts.
Mate these videos slap. Never get old.
I'm kinda shocked we haven't gotten a ranking of Top Pokemon over 300 Kg with how much you like the big boys.
At 32:23 I’m surprised that Tyrantrum didn’t get a signature move i would of called it Dragon fangs or Dragons jaw it’s a shame it didn’t
That flip at 2:31 was so much more satisfying than it should be. Straight ice breaking perfectly type of neuron activation.
Archeops wouldn't be able to fly here in Los Angeles, the freeway always packed
Stuck in the tar pits for life
Honestly the idea of Tyrantrum with a fur coat is terrifying
There's nothing than a 9ft tall king of the dinosaurs pimped out with feathers around its mane walking up to you like you owe it money
Man I love these videos so many amazing references. I spat out my soda at the sephiroth mention
The entire Armaldo sequence had me laughing
You are legitimately one of the funniest people I have ever heard. You make my day every time you release a video. Laughed hard a few times here
Classic Mr.1upz W. Cannot wait to consume this content like a Smeargle consuming Darkrai’s niche
I love your video's man. Thank you for making a bad day a better day. Keep up the good work💪
THERE IS NO APOSTROPHE IN VIDEOS! *WE DON'T USE APOSTROPHES IN PLURALS!*
@@Amelia4111 in my language there is so my bad that auto correct kicked in
I am a fan of Tirtuga, Amaura, Archen, kabuto and their evolutions
I spent ages shiny hunting armaldo only to be told it has a set of eyes like rear view mirrors and the vision of a goldfish 😭
If we ever see more paradox pokemon in the future, if we get a paradox form of Areodactyl, it should have a roaring moon thing going on, but instead of being covered in spiky rocks, he should be colored like it's shiny, and it's legs should also be wings. Like an incredibly awkward dino-crobat and the black rock spikes should be poking out from underneath, like a tripod
*WE DON'T USE THE WORD ITS AS A PRONOUN IF THERE'S AN APOSTROPHE IN IT! REMOVE THE APOSTROPHE RIGHT NOW!*
@@Amelia4111 .......was it something I said
@@Amelia4111why do you exist
@Amelia4111 Did you have a stroke or something
29:54 Clever Steamed hams reference with that one XD
2:36 this pose actually looks really good. Way better than it's usual appearance. This actually almost looks like a functional creature!
9:46 “…a strong breeze away from having the vision of a goldfish” is such an incredibly funny and smart line.
I raised a lileep into cradily in BD...I love it
pleasantly surprised by the top picks! i forget those two a lot myself lol but would rank them high as well if put to it. you did a video on the main evil trainers before, it'd be cool to see you roast non game ones from the movies/anime! a few are pretty ridiculous, a couple really badass
Ranking obscure Pokémon villains:
Io, Phantom Thief Pokémon 7: I'm not convinced she's actually a Galactic. I think she ordered a bunch of old overstock uniforms and called herself a branch commander.
Nascour, Pokémon Colosseum: Wait, I thought I was playing Pokémon but this man is clearly some sort of version of Xehanort.
B-2, Pokémon Diamond and Pearl Adventure!: Showing a standard grunt getting character development is a unique take. Affixing it to a character who's literally a walking butt joke is just...*unique*
Kaede, How I Became A Pokémon Card: Her childhood friend Erika ignored her allergies so Kaede went off and became a Rocket yeah ok pretty sure that sort of backstory wandered off the set of an Ace Attorney game.
Good to see my Personal Favorite Fossil take the Favorite Slot on your end too!
Christmas came early when he dropped another banger video
"Chewing gum in the center of a basketball" fucked me up. Id watch you rank office supplies you'd make it work
Omastar had it rough in the past but became a diety on modern day. Biggest success story in the franchise
Absolutely based opinion, greatest fossil video on the internet.
T’was only a matter of time before you were summoned, such is the case with objectively correct opinions.
Thank you based Cradily.
Just wait until they ressurect a Dodo Pokemon. The entire Pokemon universe is doomed.
@Mr1upz I like pokemon and thats how I found you but I stayed and kept watching because you are for real funny! Love your sense of humor and editing! Crabrawler would be proud
17:27 POKEPAAAAAAAARK
Tyrantrum is the number 1 fossil pokemon for me
1upz laughs at Bastiodon now, but wait until he learns that in the Indigo Disk, the iron lad gains access to Body Press AND Foul Play. The latter is especially scary since Bastiodon also knows Swagger, AKA, gives the target MORE Attack for MORE Foul Play damage.
11:54 As of this moment, I'm convinced that fossil pokemon make more sense than I've given them credit for. This single example of something that actually evolved as a species AND gained another evolved form on top of it is all I need and I will not be convinced otherwise... Headcanon update complete!
Edit: Talking about Lairon and Bastiodon
LMAOOO naaaaah the full metal jokes are PEAK!! And with Purrserker just lurking around in the camp. Damn near lost my coffee
THERE IS NO U IN PERRSERKER!
If you run out of ideas you could always rank the terastalization hats
Armaldo is my favorite pokemon, just such a cool mon. It has such a unique design and something about it, just fits so well
Yes!!! Armaldo is the definition of that's a "pokemon" it's design is so charming! One of my all time favorites
Also it’s fainting animation in colosseum is adorable. It tries to hold itself up with its claws before falling down. Cradily may be my favorite fossil (and favorite Pokémon overall) but the Armaldo line is a close second. Hoenn really knocked it out of the park with the fossils.
Aurorus has such a clean design. It's so freaking majestic.
Lileep and Cradily are my favorites too :)
They’re based on a wide pool of different creatures, most notably crinoids (or feather stars). Look up a gif of ‘em, they move like Biblical angels. Such a great fusion of weirdos.
...the concept of biblical barnacle cradily is just incredible, thank you so much for that mental image lmao
@@toothycookie And thank you for that incredible title of "Biblical Barnacle Cradily"
Sounds like a Zelda boss
or some dark souls shit lmao@@Glory2Snowstar
Love these videos so much, the faster upload rate this year has been amazing
15:24 what are you doing here, Kronk?
I like cranidos a fair bit because at least for the early stage that massive attack stat kinda works for roark and it'sa fun concept. It's just that we never get the fossils in the early game.
It's always a great day when Mr1upz uploads another banger video
This script is poetry
You didn’t need to roast them that hard but you did and you’re so always so entertaining
Fun fact about the Galar Fossils: they are a reference to explicitly bad paleontology done in the early years in the field. Often times museum curators would just mix and match bones of different dinosaur bones to come up with *BRAND NEWLY DISCOVERED* species to be their star attractions to draw in crowds without actually doing the work of finding a new species and scientists like Marsh and Cope would do likewise to publish new papers on these new species for money and prestige. The idea of the Galar Fossils is you the player make one of these hodgepodge fossils and then bring it to life against God’s wishes creating mons that look like Mangle from FNAF.
keep up the amazing work bro, you always got me laughin’ & i especially needed that today🤞🏼
I really like Tirtouga and Carracosta, being a big turtle fanatic. Remember resetting White back then a fair view minutes back so I could grab the right fossil for it.
Someone has him in a dungeon making these 24/7
2:27 turning it horizontally made it look so much better. Like a shorter dracovish
Another banger, always love your stuff dude!
Thanks!
11:13
Gojo:Did you pray today
Bastiodon:AH-
Finally! The Fossils. i laughed a lot on Dracozolt being the Thicc boi! so what's next? spinoffs? mystery dungeons? other beings that is none pokemon? Bosses? i want to see you reference more shrek and spongebob and mega man!
Can you do the impossible and rank every route?!?!?
Remind that dracovish is a pretty fast runner but can only breath underwater. He is the pinnacle of not being able to live
Just the fact that I had to pause the video so I wouldn't pee myself from laughing too hard says enough.
Just gotta love this man the funniest poketuber I know👍🏼
11:14 I love this line so much
Kabuto is a terrifying hybrid of evil roomba and that one roach you find when you're showering at 2AM
I’ll always remember armaldo because of the one time it showed up in mystery dungeon. But dam cradilly and it’s abominable offspring are such awesome fossil mons
The hoenn fossils stay winning.
*STOP PUTTING AN APOSTROPHE IN THE WORD ITS IF YOU'RE USING IT AS A PRONOUN!*
ne'ver
@@Amelia4111 Jesus chris’t it’s you again.
If Arctozolt falls it becomes extinct. This guy is just hilarious
30:27 these references are just placeholders until they inevitably update the canon like they did with copperajah and Indian elephants
LOVE YOUR VIDS!!
Took me this long to realize that the reason Arctovish looks so damn weird is because not only is it an unholy mashup creature, but they put the head on upside down and backwards so it's contantly looking up at the sky.
Fossilmons are so underrated, these are definitely up there with my favorites.
The most underrated UA-camr
“But very susceptible to backshots!” Lmfaoo 😂
Don't forget they mentioned Genesect it came from Fossil according to Team Plasma
So glad you grilled those mixed abomination fozzil pokemon! xD
One day, maybe rank generic Trainers? You talked a lot about Pokémon species and important Trainers, e.g., Gym Leaders, Champions, Rivals. Generec Trainer classes such as Lass, Swimmer, or Hiker can be fun to discuss.
We all know that tyrantrum’s feathers weren’t because it had feathers. No that monster caught an archeops and made a coat out of him.
Always getting that dopamine flash when I see a oneupz thumbnail
Banger. Welp. See you guys when he makes "I ranked all the pikachu clones"
Mate you just yapped about arctozolt for 3 minutes 💀 I love it
Maybe being a flying type back then was rarer than being a dragon considering the effort archeops puts into it, thats why aerodactyl is not dragon
Finally someone else appreciates the Lileep Line
Best Pokémon in the franchise imo. It balances awesome, bizarre, and adorable so well. Also Crinoids are awesome.
"The size imbalance. It should all feel so wrong, but it bangs so right." - Mr1upz out of context
I'd love to see a protags tier list, drip, strength, anything honestly
Love you Mr 1Upz
My one regret in life is that I didn't watch this video 14 hours ago when it came out