Sheriffs: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • @Greg_tha_rushin
    @Greg_tha_rushin 4 роки тому +2158

    I live in Houston and it made me feel real proud to see Sheriff Ed Gonzales portrayed positively here. He deserves the recognition and I'll be voting for him again as long as he is running. Also, that horse can get it.

    • @Blue-bx9pb
      @Blue-bx9pb 4 роки тому +59

      Greg G I was also really happy to hear something good from the city I live in, especially when the show has documented the many cases where Texas kinda bites. But yeah. Ed Gonzales for the second good fact about Texas on last week tonight with glasses birdman

    • @josed.2365
      @josed.2365 4 роки тому +9

      And might I add a lot more capable than Art Acevedo.

    • @seanwheeler7067
      @seanwheeler7067 4 роки тому +5

      I just wish he would do something about the murders of that old couple a few years ago. That and properly address the whole issue with our police union rep who threatened citizens of the city

    • @onefastboi14
      @onefastboi14 4 роки тому +9

      Same here! I live here in Cypress and it made me proud to see him in this displayed positively. He does a lot of good for the community and I’ll be voting for him as well.

    • @761jared
      @761jared 4 роки тому

      I certainly agree that often people who are perfectly able and willing to come to court simply cannot afford to bail out of jail. However, I also wonder how much of this push by senior LE offiicials is to alleviate their stretched budgets?

  • @robertgronewold3326
    @robertgronewold3326 4 роки тому +8393

    My mom once got caught up in a sheriff's scheme to get funds to improve his jail. On Halloween night 2002, at 10PM, my mom got arrested for 'writing bad checks'. (The truth on that front was that my mom bought a washing machine with a check, and the store lost their data on the transaction and for some reason didn't bother to just contact the bank to get it back.) So my mom, a lovable grandma of 12, was taken to jail too late to post bail and shoved into a cell with about 20 other women. She had to sleep on a concrete floor with no blanket that night, and tend to a young woman who had not been given her diabetes medication. The whole reason for this was that the local sheriff was wanting to pack his jail so that it seemed constantly crowded for an inspection November 1st, and get the money from the Iowa government to expand the facility. Thankfully, when the judge oversaw my mom's case the next morning, he went ballistic, and started a large investigation with a number of other officials. The sheriff lost his job, and the officer who arrested my mom literally got demoted to parking duty.

    • @agsweet708
      @agsweet708 4 роки тому +448

      I'm sorry this happened to your mom

    • @Alexrider02
      @Alexrider02 4 роки тому +613

      @@agsweet708 I'm glad it happened to his mom, because if it hadn't happened, the sheriff would probably still be doing shit like this to other innocent people. Good on that judge for having morals.

    • @tompatterson1548
      @tompatterson1548 4 роки тому +61

      Robert Gronewold guess he got what he diserved!

    • @csainphor
      @csainphor 4 роки тому +336

      The end result was great but G-Ddamn your mother and so many other people did not and do not deserve that kind of treatment. So sorry that happened to her.

    • @forcesightknight
      @forcesightknight 4 роки тому +204

      I had a similar situation, only the sheriff deputies copied all pertinent information in my wallet then drained my account. Nothing ever happened to them, because the judge was the sheriff son. Cops need better checks and balances. Time for a federal over site committee. Then charge cops triple fines with no professional courtesy bullshit. They need to be held to a higher standard.

  • @khop1268
    @khop1268 4 роки тому +2295

    Imagine John Oliver asking the graphic design team, “I need you to make a horse thats fuckable”

    • @BytheTicket222
      @BytheTicket222 4 роки тому +256

      He's brought that idea up in multiple other episodes; im pretty sure he brings his own pictures from home.

    • @KurtRichterCISSP
      @KurtRichterCISSP 4 роки тому +89

      Again? Right away, sir 🙄

    • @Murf181
      @Murf181 4 роки тому +95

      And as they show him a dozen options, he sorts out the ones most fuckable.

    • @jokarpinski22
      @jokarpinski22 4 роки тому +57

      I mean he's clearly descended from horses, I mean he's English.

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki 4 роки тому +10

      Khop 126 Why does he always bring that horse up?!

  • @benburke3015
    @benburke3015 4 роки тому +562

    Kenny Boone is surprisingly complimentary to his enemies. “You nerdy, uh, intelligent bastard”.

    • @SuperSaiyanD48
      @SuperSaiyanD48 3 роки тому +35

      You can't tell me that isn't Hank Hill.

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 3 роки тому +7

      Kenny Boone reminds me of Kefka in that one moment in Dissidia where he said, "Yeah, it's been a pleasure! Wait--you're WHAT!?"

    • @samrey1803
      @samrey1803 3 роки тому +7

      He ended with, I promise, thank you.. LoL 🤣

    • @antonbrakhage490
      @antonbrakhage490 3 роки тому +21

      Says so much about conservatives that they think calling someone intelligent is an insult.

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 3 роки тому +17

      @@antonbrakhage490 Only in America are "'smart" and "intellectual" more often used in a negative connotation than a positive one.

  • @CherryBomb_Games
    @CherryBomb_Games 2 роки тому +394

    John makes a great point. I'm a cancer survivor, and when I was in the hospital I stole approximately 1,000 feet of copper wire while I was there.

  • @volcryndarkstar
    @volcryndarkstar 4 роки тому +394

    Me: **Dies in the the warm embrace of a loved one**
    Kenny Boone:"Talk to your kids about hugs."

    • @FrancisBehnen
      @FrancisBehnen 4 роки тому +5

      Well actually.. with the corona virus and all that could become more truthful than you think

    • @ivanj9082
      @ivanj9082 4 роки тому +1

      Huh

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 роки тому +1

      Guess he wants us to have as much physical contact as possible considering the coronavirus

    • @ericsmith8373
      @ericsmith8373 4 роки тому +1

      @@FrancisBehnen Kenny Boone: "Talk to your kids about flu bugs"

  • @cordelia7830
    @cordelia7830 4 роки тому +302

    I had no idea who my sheriff was. I looked into it and there was a lawsuit filed against him from two past employees and one current employee.
    One of them stated in reference to him:
    "intoxicated with power and will physically abuse, intimidate, incarcerate, extort, and defame in order to ensure their absolute control."
    Wow.

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 4 роки тому +7

      Cordelia Maria Del Rey holy shit. Vote that guy out

    • @123mickymouse123
      @123mickymouse123 4 роки тому +15

      Pretty much the issue. It's almost always only the extremely politically active who will take part in such elections, which in law enforcement is typically the extremely conservative.

    • @mypseu
      @mypseu 4 роки тому +17

      My local sheriff was recently replaced after he tased a grieving son who arrived at the scene of his mother's death and wanted to see her body. He also beat a suspect within an inch of their life for drowning his infant daughter. The second one is slightly more understandable but both are wrong.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 4 роки тому

      I'm curious - was there a magic "R" next to his name?

    • @alexandrub8786
      @alexandrub8786 4 роки тому

      And that haven if you vote foe everything that need lots of time for research,you make bad decisions.

  • @futuremovieactor
    @futuremovieactor 4 роки тому +834

    It’s sad looking back on this now since it’s the last episode he filmed with an audience before going into quarantine.

    • @seanmatyas3938
      @seanmatyas3938 4 роки тому +15

      What with Rob Coddry putting his hand in the salad bar and then licking both ends of a phone...hell even shaking that guy's hand made me uneasy.

    • @ninawth
      @ninawth 4 роки тому +29

      I like the version of the show without the audience so much more. The laughing is just distracting and humour was never this show's focus or strongest point anyway. It's finally had to opportunity to really focus on serious matters now, without the audience. I really hope they're going to keep it that way.

    • @seanmatyas3938
      @seanmatyas3938 4 роки тому +6

      @@ninawth yup one of the few good things about 2020 was the elimination of the crowd. Wow live audiences are just awful

    • @MrAnimason
      @MrAnimason 3 роки тому +25

      @@seanmatyas3938 I thought his audience was pretty good. They quieted down quickly and I always like having people to laugh with. I'm looking forward to having them back by September.

    • @ezgolf1764
      @ezgolf1764 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrAnimason The big difference with most other live audiences is that they aren’t laughing every other line

  • @Edgemaster72
    @Edgemaster72 4 роки тому +823

    And just like that, John's thirst for Adam Driver was replaced with thirst for a horse

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 4 роки тому +21

      If one took a hit of whatever the kid in the PSA was taking, those two things may look the same.

    • @edwinhurwitz6792
      @edwinhurwitz6792 4 роки тому +4

      He might want to check the gender of the horse.

    • @Demonskunk
      @Demonskunk 4 роки тому +16

      Edwin Hurwitz I don't think John Oliver cares what gender his Horse Daddy is.

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 4 роки тому +15

      Min Lungelow: I don't think _anyone_ cares what gender their Horse Daddy is. Remember, never look a gift Horse Daddy in the mouth, and may the Horse be with you.

    • @LucasMONeill
      @LucasMONeill 4 роки тому +3

      @@edwinhurwitz6792 OR he is fully aware of the horse's gender and just wants to swing that way. Perfectly fine to me.

  • @ismaieladen4814
    @ismaieladen4814 4 роки тому +643

    "They said, One hit wouldn't hurt"
    "THEY LAAD"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @crypt0nym0ussec57
      @crypt0nym0ussec57 4 роки тому +6

      LMAOOOOO

    • @Sweet.Mother.of.Cheesus
      @Sweet.Mother.of.Cheesus 4 роки тому +4

      "Coraaaal..!!!" :D

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 4 роки тому +19

      "One hit hurts a whole lot. Parents, remember to beat the drugs out of your kids. It takes a hit to prevent a hit. DARE to hit your kids before the Drugs hit them."

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 4 роки тому +5

      Here I thought he was talking about religious conservative child abuse which they do lol.. Let the poor kids do drugs man, so they don't have to feel that pain of being abused. Why you think they do drugs in the first place lol.

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 4 роки тому +6

      @@koilamaoh4238 it's a viscous cycle! You gotta beat the drugs out of them, but then the abuse causes them to run to drugs.

  • @Tim_Kepple
    @Tim_Kepple 4 роки тому +974

    fun fact: our last county sheriff was driving his own squad car drunk, the current one was the person who actively assisted him in covering it up

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 4 роки тому +7

      ​ chez moi
      OLIVER IS NAIVE. (If this were 1936 Germany, he'd say SOME Nazis are bad!)
      SHERIFF LITERALLY MEANS CRIMINAL THUG.
      POLICE WERE LITERALLY CREATED BY EMPERORs, DIRTY POLITICIANS, THE ROBBER BARONS, KKK JUDGES, etc.
      THE RICH CREATED POLICE TO PROTECT THE RICH FROM US LITTLE PEOPLE who are robbed by this SUPER-MAFIA every day.
      ex: the ROBBER BARONS of the late 1800s America... had to hire PRIVATE SECURITY b/c they were stealing, uh, making so much money off the helpless citizenry. "Wait a minute!" said one Robber Baron, "WHY are we paying for our OWN security? Let's create a PUBLIC security force that protects us, but make the IDIOT TAXPAYERS fund it!!!" No joke. Police are LITERALLY a Criminal Enterprise in EVERY way, under current laws. But wimps like John Oliver, funded by The Establishment, pussyfoots around this super-mafia. (EX: cops rape women EVERY day in Amerikkka, and no one cares!!) (When they've busted rapist cops, it always turns out that everyone knew and everyone looked the other way!)
      ALL OF AMERICA'S HOLIDAYS ARE FOR THE ENEMY OF POLICE!!! HOW THE F did everyone ignore that minor fact? (OR that the Founding Fathers were FUGITIVES from police and had they NOT resisted arrest... we'd still be an English colony!!)

    • @ashleysasso7788
      @ashleysasso7788 4 роки тому +5

      That sounds like something that happened to the sheriff of the county im living in rn

    • @lukeives7396
      @lukeives7396 4 роки тому +6

      In our county seat, the sheriff got drunk and took his squad car out. He found his wife driving home and pulled her over, presumably for sex...it wasn't her fucking car.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 роки тому +5

      What were their names?

    • @ashenwuss1651
      @ashenwuss1651 4 роки тому

      And that one handsome politician guy was also on the list.

  • @justincastillogayray
    @justincastillogayray Рік тому +68

    "Talk to your kids about felony embezzlement" still cracks me up.

  • @rey187
    @rey187 4 роки тому +356

    For those of us in Asia, it's a mid-day joy to see John Oliver uploads on a Monday afternoon.

    • @deborah3250
      @deborah3250 4 роки тому +5

      You dont have to stay up and lose sleep, lucky!

    • @markozabic2255
      @markozabic2255 4 роки тому +27

      Same for us in middle europe, just the differents is its in the morning

    • @HaikuBanter
      @HaikuBanter 4 роки тому +7

      Hey dude. Happy afternoon! It is late here but I work at night. We're not so different, you and I.

    • @mikeappleget482
      @mikeappleget482 4 роки тому +5

      We’re on freedom time. It’s 3 in the morning.

    • @CalvinLangatMMA
      @CalvinLangatMMA 4 роки тому +6

      I have work in the morning and I’m up at 2 am watching it because I need my fix

  • @tysonrunnels9315
    @tysonrunnels9315 4 роки тому +2206

    'Cancer patients aren't stealing my air conditioner.' That really depends on the cost of chemo doesn't it?

  • @enigmaPL
    @enigmaPL 4 роки тому +62

    "You nerdy, intelligent bastard."
    "Uh... thank you?"

  • @KuariThunderclaw
    @KuariThunderclaw 3 роки тому +194

    Likely reason sheriffs often run unopposed: One of the requirements to run is often being certified for law enforcement. And if the sheriffs runs the law enforcement of the area.... it essentially means you are running against your boss... and I can't imagine many of the power hungry monsters among them would take kindly to that.

    • @antonbrakhage490
      @antonbrakhage490 3 роки тому +30

      That is a stupendously stupid way to set up a system. No shit it doesn't work well.

    • @pullt
      @pullt Рік тому +3

      It is almost as if the piece mentioned the obvious problem with running against one's boss ...

  • @sebastiaocamarinhas194
    @sebastiaocamarinhas194 4 роки тому +2261

    "Cancer patients won't commit crimes"
    Walter White would disagree...

    • @tekbarrier
      @tekbarrier 4 роки тому +35

      Talk to your kids about dipping sticks

    • @kwesiwelcome5812
      @kwesiwelcome5812 4 роки тому +6

      Bruh 🤣🤣

    • @arielsigala2633
      @arielsigala2633 4 роки тому +9

      He doesn't use drugs. He just makes it.

    • @papagrounds
      @papagrounds 4 роки тому +53

      @@arielsigala2633 Making drugs is not illegal where you live? I'm moving there!

    • @Mark-xt8jp
      @Mark-xt8jp 4 роки тому +13

      Perfect timing that one of the top recommendations on the right is a video titled "The Magic of Chemistry"...

  • @yrmoma
    @yrmoma 4 роки тому +153

    This whole segment I was thinking: don't bring up my sheriff, don't bring up my sheriff. You didn't, but it's probably a bad sign I thought that.

  • @jodinsan
    @jodinsan 4 роки тому +3097

    Sheriff: A politician with the legal authority of a police officer.

    • @mischaminxx
      @mischaminxx 4 роки тому +65

      The single most underrated comment in this entire thread!!!!!!!!!
      Edit: almost 2k likes, not so underrated after all.

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 роки тому +66

      That is scary as hell to imagine

    • @SASDPNV
      @SASDPNV 4 роки тому +1

      @@backwoodsjunkie08 why

    • @bumlb54
      @bumlb54 4 роки тому +14

      All Sheriffs are former or current law enforcement officers

    • @wannaeatpizza
      @wannaeatpizza 4 роки тому +20

      what a dangerous concept

  • @lordsam1037
    @lordsam1037 4 роки тому +192

    didn't expect Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome to be a sherriff in this video

  • @tomharris195
    @tomharris195 4 роки тому +477

    Sees Richard Jones, my tiny-ass county's sheriff, mentioned on John Oliver: Woo Hoo!
    Remembers literally everything Jones has ever done: Oh no.

  • @bookworm962011
    @bookworm962011 4 роки тому +413

    Ayyy that's my Sheriff Ed Gonzales! He was recently re-elected into his position on super Tuesday and with good reason. A wonderful contribution to our community.

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 роки тому +12

      Harris County? He's a doll.

    • @joelmiddaugh8229
      @joelmiddaugh8229 4 роки тому +9

      @@goldengryphon I'm pretty sure Houston is like the most progressive city in the south.

    • @sierrasouthwell9237
      @sierrasouthwell9237 4 роки тому +9

      @@joelmiddaugh8229 Nah, That'd be their north neighbor, Austin. Plus, Houston still has some pretty major segregation issues. And they have a pretty large Southern Baptist population.

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 роки тому +3

      @@joelmiddaugh8229 I'm sure they'd like to be. They do work hard to improve once they figure out what the actual problem is.

    • @joelmiddaugh8229
      @joelmiddaugh8229 4 роки тому +9

      @@sierrasouthwell9237 Houston is more multicultural than Austin but Austin is certainly more left leaning.

  • @jasonlane1528
    @jasonlane1528 4 роки тому +295

    "Talk to your kids about felony embezzlement!"

    • @blackmoon9793
      @blackmoon9793 4 роки тому +10

      Just as soon as we finish talking to them about pugs

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr 4 роки тому +3

      Instructions unclear. I gave my child detailed instructions on how to commit felony embezzlement. No idea why the cops came by this morning though.

    • @varana
      @varana 4 роки тому +2

      @@Lady_Crispr Well, if they came for the kid and not you then it obviously worked. ;D

  • @conorwithers4682
    @conorwithers4682 4 роки тому +35

    That sheriff ad where he admitted to doing blackface really was the greatest reveal ever. I've shown this to most of my close freinds and paused asking them 'what do you think he'll admit?' so far nobody guessed that.

  • @palehorseman9923
    @palehorseman9923 4 роки тому +722

    “The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.”
    Our criminal justice system is based on profit from punishment, and a high recidivism rate just means more money as they get repeat "customers". The motives for such an institution should never be "profit".

    • @bluemoon9530
      @bluemoon9530 4 роки тому +5

      Well said truth Bravo!

    • @jeffreyfassnacht4991
      @jeffreyfassnacht4991 4 роки тому +10

      Great point about profit in criminal justice. On top of the fact that 80 % of offenders from urban areas are indigent defendants, meaning they can not afford representation and are assigned court appointed attorney's, almost guaranteeing a system of prosecuting offenders with extremely high conviction rates, who also have no way to pay to be released from jail on bail as the bail system is also run on profit and near "pay day loan" status when negotiating an interest rate if you want to be released on a bail loan. Surprisingly John never mentions the startling fact that Sheriff's do not need any law enforcement experience whatsoever to be one, and can hire literally anyone to be a deputy in their office, most of the time based on who contributed to their campaign. This is a fantastic way to guarantee a poorly responding law enforcement arm to crisis scenarios as they have no standards enforced by really anyone. Sheriffs honestly should be an office which is transformed. I understand that the founding elements of the country wanted to keep sheriff's elected so that the governor or the state could not appoint anyone they wanted to, but we have the resources now with a solid check's and balances system to ensure qualified individuals who can pass a background check are made Sheriff.

    • @djs12007
      @djs12007 4 роки тому +4

      @@jeffreyfassnacht4991 "we have the resources now with a solid check's and balances system"?? The Senate has totally destroyed the "Checks and Balances system" at the federal level in order to keep their power and enforce their agenda, if you think that has not already filtered down to the state level, then you haven't kept up with recent newscasts, (and even this very video describing this exact problem).

    • @jeffreyfassnacht4991
      @jeffreyfassnacht4991 4 роки тому

      @@djs12007 I was speaking more to the point that we have wide availability of information at an extremely high rate of speed, as an informed populace is the first step in combatting corruption at it's source. The fear the founders had of law enforcement being an agent of an ongoing mob mentality, or appointed against the interest of the people is disuaded by the amount of corruption that can be quickly exposed today. Which is why Sherrifs should be nothing more then a police chief with a seperate jurisdiction at county instead of the municipality level and a different set of responsibilities, with enforceable standards in my opinion.

    • @shr9662
      @shr9662 4 роки тому

      IcantSeeReplies huh

  • @eventer79
    @eventer79 4 роки тому +905

    I learned who my sheriff was -- when he was indicted last year for encouraging a plot to murder one of his deputies. True story. As far as I know, he's still just "suspended."

    • @milliamp
      @milliamp 4 роки тому +44

      Probably suspended with pay

    • @jackholmes6877
      @jackholmes6877 4 роки тому +2

      Who?

    • @nicole4508
      @nicole4508 4 роки тому +20

      @@jackholmes6877 Granville county sheriff Brindell Wilkins

    • @krinka1458
      @krinka1458 4 роки тому +5

      why am I feeling surprised? wait no that curiosity.

    • @aurorauplinks
      @aurorauplinks 4 роки тому +4

      Suspected or... what did the deputy do... run against him in an election? Caus that's not how democracy works

  • @noenken
    @noenken 4 роки тому +533

    "... highly unusual and upsettingly dark." Who wrote that one? You almost killed me!

  • @petermanou9083
    @petermanou9083 4 роки тому +37

    Somehow the best line in all of this is "I've never seen a frog and not killed it."

  • @littlesnowflakepunk855
    @littlesnowflakepunk855 4 роки тому +2444

    that "they said one hit wouldn't hurt" ad is correct. i smoked one weed one time and now i'm gay, and also dead

    • @JoshuaDavies04
      @JoshuaDavies04 4 роки тому +85

      littlesnowflakepunk RIP in peace

    • @ofallsadwords3207
      @ofallsadwords3207 4 роки тому +158

      I only injected one marijuana and now I'm a couch.

    • @kamadeva5121
      @kamadeva5121 4 роки тому +79

      How long did it take you to die to death? I just had one weed

    • @angelkarottu4793
      @angelkarottu4793 4 роки тому +42

      Plays 'My dead gay son' from Heathers.

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 4 роки тому +7

      OLIVER IS NAIVE. (If this were 1936 Germany, he'd say SOME Nazis are bad!)
      SHERIFF LITERALLY MEANS CRIMINAL THUG.
      POLICE WERE LITERALLY CREATED BY EMPERORs, DIRTY POLITICIANS, THE ROBBER BARONS, KKK JUDGES, etc.
      THE RICH CREATED POLICE TO PROTECT THE RICH FROM US LITTLE PEOPLE who are robbed by this SUPER-MAFIA every day.

  • @hjspalenka
    @hjspalenka 4 роки тому +1705

    Just three weeks later, and that H1N1 finger licking joke feels totally different

    • @NoahBermann
      @NoahBermann 4 роки тому +12

      Hunter Spalenka yes yes

    • @jancoscholtz
      @jancoscholtz 4 роки тому +12

      OH MY GOD YES I had the exact same though

    • @infinitysalinity7981
      @infinitysalinity7981 4 роки тому +18

      Feels exactly the same to me. Just replace H1N1 with SARS-Cov-2.

    • @spokeydokey5237
      @spokeydokey5237 4 роки тому +32

      Something very similar actually happened here is Japan; A man found out he had the Corona Virus and decided to go to as many bars as he could and spread it. He was eventually caught after his family called him in but not before spreading it to two young women. The two of them have since recovered but the man died.

    • @spokeydokey5237
      @spokeydokey5237 4 роки тому +2

      Something very similar actually happened here is Japan; A man found out he had the Corona Virus and decided to go to as many bars as he could and spread it. He was eventually caught after his family called him in but not before spreading it to two young women. The two of them have since recovered but the man died.

  • @plushiie_
    @plushiie_ 4 роки тому +217

    As a young European there was a time when I wanted to move to the US when I grew older.

    • @MilwaukeeWoman
      @MilwaukeeWoman 4 роки тому +77

      As an adult American I've wanted to move to Europe since I was a teenager. Still do. This is a cruel country.

    • @HiHello-wz6bx
      @HiHello-wz6bx 4 роки тому +19

      Im glad for shows like this and the internet. People like you need to truly know whats going on and has been going on here.
      This shit didn't just start 12 years ago

    • @mattynigma
      @mattynigma 4 роки тому +5

      Glad you came to your senses

    • @LabGecko
      @LabGecko 4 роки тому +28

      Yeah, the US has been brainwashing Americans for decades. I'm a "war hero" who is currently an expat living in France. The propaganda is real in the US.
      BTW, if you saw the Medicare for All episode, health care here is amazing. Look up Guillane-Barre syndrome. I'd be dead if I'd been in the US when that hit.

    • @Djuntas
      @Djuntas 4 роки тому

      fun fact, many did also just 100-175 years ago. Denmark lost like ½ a million iirc

  • @Phlebas
    @Phlebas 4 роки тому +377

    As a Canadian, I just find it really weird that sheriffs are elected and that they're associated with political parties. Same with judges and DAs for that matter. I guess I understand the logic and I'm sure that Americans might see the way we do things as undemocratic (all these positions are appointed) but we also seem to have far fewer cases of corruption.

    • @Phlebas
      @Phlebas 4 роки тому +20

      @Colin Thiel You'd be welcome, though I suppose I should put out a disclaimer that things are only relatively better here than in the US. There's still lots of room for improvement, and a frustrating lack of political will to make those improvements.
      That said, I'm watching news from the US daily and am really hoping you pull through. My sympathies to everyone who has to endure America's systemic problems. If you don't end up moving to Canada, then keep fighting the good fight and know that decent people from all over the world are cheering for you.

    • @jaster6056
      @jaster6056 4 роки тому +2

      @@Phlebas @colin Thiel I agree - Colin you'd be welcome.

    • @lukasfriedrichbauer8320
      @lukasfriedrichbauer8320 4 роки тому +13

      In Europe electing someone like a local police chief is completely unthinkable, and we generally have a lot less Police violence and corruption too.
      To a certain degree I understand where it's probably coming from, when the US started electing Sheriffs, most of us were still ruled over by Kings and Emperors, and while it usually (outside of Czarist Russia, the Ottoman Empire and the Papal States) were constitutional monarchies, not absolutist ones, it still had very little in common with what we see as democracy today, pretty authoritarian even in the best of cases.
      The idea of having positions with some serious coercive power, like a sheriff or judge be elected offices, would have seemed reasonable, and an improvement over such officials simply be appointed by the Monarch and the ministers of his goverment, on whom people had zero influence at all.
      Fair for it's day.
      Unfortunately it didn't work out that well in the long run, and elections by themselves insufficient protections from abuse and overreach.

    • @normanberg9940
      @normanberg9940 4 роки тому +1

      @North Pole-emics And yet, despite all that AMERICA is undoubtedly the most influential country in the world whereas Canada is only good enough to occupy the space between the lower 48 and Alaska. FOR NOW. At some point we may decide to let the Quebecose have their way and annex the rest of you. I mean, just saying EH!

    • @normanberg9940
      @normanberg9940 4 роки тому

      @North Pole-emics You consistently beat us in almost every metric. Is that right now? How many are you? How many are we? Can you understand input cost differences? Besides no one forced them all to come here, Especially all those hundreds of thousands of Canuks, all here to make it big because for some reason the land of the Maple leaf just doesn't seem to provide that for them. One would have to wonder why if everything is so great up there.
      Beat us in almost every metric. What's your GDP? How many men have you put on the moon(Oh that's right, it's Canada so it would more than likely be a woman)? What major modern technologies do you lead the world in? What's your annual contribution to the goddamed W.H.O. ?How many Commie dictators have you sent packing? Your fantastic standard of living wouldn't exist if we hadn't been there to guarantee it with our blood, sweat and treasure. Now there's some real gratitude for you. For better or worse, we call the shots on this here planet. You just happen to be the geeky kid next door.

  • @sbfh014
    @sbfh014 4 роки тому +525

    You know, this is the second video where John said he'd screw a horse, so at this point we should definitely assume he'll get a horse showmate like Craig Ferguson lol

    • @idndyzgaming
      @idndyzgaming 4 роки тому +41

      He'll get an Akhalteke. His dragon money is absolutely enough for that.

    • @RenzeKoper
      @RenzeKoper 4 роки тому +7

      @@idndyzgaming as long as he doesn't fall of his akhalteke

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 роки тому +7

      @@RenzeKoper He might put himself in danger to do that just for the sake of the meme.

    • @kevinpotts123
      @kevinpotts123 4 роки тому +5

      I'm fully expecting to hear John Oliver fucked a Lipenzzaner stallion on the nightly news this week.

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 4 роки тому +2

      I think it's the third time, I saw him mention it in another older video.

  • @esotericVideos
    @esotericVideos 4 роки тому +173

    "I've never seen a frog and not killed it." is the best one.

  • @__Andrew
    @__Andrew 4 роки тому +213

    I got cancer a couple years ago, my biggest worry (more than getting healthy) was cost of my care. Given time i probably would have stolen some "air conditions" and copper from houses.

    • @f.s.9833
      @f.s.9833 4 роки тому +9

      I hope you are doing better now ;)

    • @olestokke
      @olestokke 4 роки тому +5

      Andrew Hope you get to experience universal healthcare!

    • @cocospops9351
      @cocospops9351 4 роки тому

      John Oliver is less funny than cancer.

    • @Jabranalibabry
      @Jabranalibabry 4 роки тому +2

      Hope you are doing better, brother. Hats off to you!

    • @MeaghanTamara
      @MeaghanTamara 4 роки тому +1

      Gotta do what you got to do

  • @kirstenornelas881
    @kirstenornelas881 4 роки тому +6

    I'm just thankful for our sheriff. If it weren't for him my daughter wouldn't have been returned home to me after she disappeared with someone she met online. It was the scariest 3 days of my life not hearing a word from my 16 yr old. Thank goodness we have a sheriff willing to go above and beyond to find a child. He didn't say she was just a runaway or drag his feet he was on it and got ppl involved who got to her in time. I was told he actually broke some rules to make sure my child got home safe but when I asked him about it he just said he would do anything to make sure children were safe as he is a father himself and would be devestated to be in the same position with his daughters.

  • @OptimusProvost
    @OptimusProvost 4 роки тому +125

    “I have dabbled in what you would call ‘light cannibalism.’”

    • @Christian-cz9bu
      @Christian-cz9bu 4 роки тому +3

      Well hasn't everyone at one time or another?

    • @bluegenes2273
      @bluegenes2273 4 роки тому +6

      As one does.

    • @fernandoherrera2256
      @fernandoherrera2256 4 роки тому

      I can neither confirm nor deny that I may or may not have once, a long time ago, in a different century, world, solar system, galaxy, or universe, nibbled my toe till I pierced the skin and bled. The taste was, or perhaps wasn't, who can say, certainly not me....... intoxicating.

    • @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou
      @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou 4 роки тому +1

      Would bloodsucking be considered "light cannibalism?"

    • @sundayschoolflunkie3979
      @sundayschoolflunkie3979 4 роки тому +1

      It is just a hobby? A weekend fling kind of thing?

  • @matthewmuir8884
    @matthewmuir8884 4 роки тому +2129

    You're forgetting the third mental image of a sheriff: a medieval noble who takes from the poor and routinely gets robbed by Robin Hood.

    • @dr.feelicks2051
      @dr.feelicks2051 4 роки тому +10

      Matthew St. Cyr sheriff of sleepy pig🐷

    • @KeyDash753
      @KeyDash753 4 роки тому +63

      Cancel kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.

    • @aaronmarks9366
      @aaronmarks9366 4 роки тому +24

      I was 100% thinking this, I'm glad someone said it

    • @rubble7390
      @rubble7390 4 роки тому +14

      @@KeyDash753 I wonder how many people will recognize that awesome quote.

    • @slharbron
      @slharbron 4 роки тому +8

      @@rubble7390 The late Alan Rickman

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +627

    Considering the cost of health care, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that stripping copper is an important income source for some cancer patients.

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 4 роки тому +64

      It won't net you that kind of money.
      For that you have to cook meth.

    • @kaziiqbal7257
      @kaziiqbal7257 4 роки тому +24

      New Message honestly it’s sad that I was thinking that too. There’s probably some poor guy who’s mom’s dying of cancer and he’s down to that to try to pay for her treatment.

    • @SadisticSenpai61
      @SadisticSenpai61 4 роки тому +14

      I don't think they ever did catch the ppl that stripped the Iowa State Fairgrounds of all of its copper pipes and fittings several years ago. They didn't even know when the theft occurred - they only discovered it after they went to get the fairgrounds ready for some spring events. For all we know, they could have been cancer patients (or the family of cancer patients).

    • @ProjectMayhem4Chaoz
      @ProjectMayhem4Chaoz 4 роки тому +3

      That or cooking meth

    • @freeloader69
      @freeloader69 4 роки тому +3

      It’s called “a revenue stream.”

  • @TimM-kz1vl
    @TimM-kz1vl Рік тому +4

    Oh my god that last sheriff ad had me in tears, that was amazing!

  • @yhazt6971
    @yhazt6971 4 роки тому +1581

    THATS MY SHERIFF (Ed Gonzalez, the guy who made a good point about why poor people shouldn’t be in jail just for being poor). 🙌🏿☺️

    • @mauree1618
      @mauree1618 4 роки тому +42

      Same here, hope he stays level headed.

    • @charliewunderock2149
      @charliewunderock2149 4 роки тому +5

      Agreed. Even if they are murderous rapists. If you're poor you shouldn't have to be locked up in jail or have to post a bond.

    • @frimi8593
      @frimi8593 4 роки тому +97

      @@charliewunderock2149 yeah clearly somebody didn't read the actual comment

    • @ateasewiththecheese2140
      @ateasewiththecheese2140 4 роки тому +1

      Poor peeple smeyll bAed

    • @bimmjim
      @bimmjim 4 роки тому

      Pants up. Don't loot.

  • @darkstar932
    @darkstar932 4 роки тому +94

    I've been afraid of the power of Sheriff's since I watched the first season of True Detectives and Marty said the only person who can arrest a Sheriff is the Governor. "Well that's terrifying" was my immediate next thought. Nothing embodies the concept of "I AM THE LAW" more than only being beholden to the most powerful person in the state.
    For all the Sheriff's doing good work on behalf of the public who voted for you. Thank you very, very much. What makes it scary is the ones who don't.

    • @megadeathx
      @megadeathx 4 роки тому

      Don't worry. Other police officers will grab him and hold him against his will if the sheriff gets too out of line. No governor needed. They just won't call it an arrest, for legal definition purposes. "He's been 'detained' for a time until he reaches sobriety."

    • @aundreadillinger3530
      @aundreadillinger3530 4 роки тому

      What application or streaming service is True Detectives on?

    • @darkstar932
      @darkstar932 4 роки тому

      @@aundreadillinger3530 HBO Go. Also available through Amazon Prime if you subscribe to HBO through them (costs extra above Prime).

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 4 роки тому

      Me when sheriff beats on the door: I'd like to get some sleep before I travel, but if you've got a warrant I guess you're gonna come in.

    • @ibeezisi3847
      @ibeezisi3847 4 роки тому

      @@aundreadillinger3530 Season 1 is perhaps the most gripping first season of a show I've ever watched since breaking bad. Literally a mixture of everything you can think of. Was quite scary atimes but worth it.

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 4 роки тому +311

    5:00 I once participated as a victim in an emergency drill. They had a make up artist there to simulate some pretty bad injuries, but I don't think any of the emergency workers expected to find the injury I was simulating.
    When I told the drill director that I was an amputee her eyes lit up, she got this big smile and asked, "Are you willing..."
    Well I was willing, and the results were memorable.
    It was actually a lot of fun. Especially when the paramedic found me and gave me a loud "Holy f****** s***!"

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 роки тому +9

      Dare I ask what they did to you?

    • @jonathanplatt5027
      @jonathanplatt5027 4 роки тому +52

      @@kylestubbs8867 I assume made it look like he'd lost a limb in the emergency.

    • @joaquincortada1483
      @joaquincortada1483 4 роки тому +6

      Do it again and get it on film

    • @erictaylor5462
      @erictaylor5462 4 роки тому +56

      @@kylestubbs8867 Well, I'm missing a limb. What sort of injury would *YOU* simulate? Remember, this is practice for a real emergency. Sometimes people suffer horrible injuries. Emergency workers need to be able to keep their cool when encountering such things.

    • @erictaylor5462
      @erictaylor5462 4 роки тому +27

      @@jonathanplatt5027 Sometimes, when you assume, you assume correctly.

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 4 роки тому +127

    This was the last episode of Last Week tonight filmed in front of a live studio audience before COVID-19 forced John to do the show in his basement. You don't know what you have until it's gone!

  • @ezelfrancisco1349
    @ezelfrancisco1349 4 роки тому +1000

    I hope that Texan sheriff who deprioritized low-level offenses has a lot of terms

    • @onefastboi14
      @onefastboi14 4 роки тому +138

      He’s the sheriff for the county I live in. Great guy and he’s quite popular. Definitely seems like he will serve a lot of terms.

    • @ClutchCity1914
      @ClutchCity1914 4 роки тому +114

      I live in Houston, Tx (Harris County, Tx) and I can say Sheriff Ed Gonzalez is entirely better than the last 2 sheriffs...actually believes in criminal reform instead of more incarceration

    • @Habitt5253
      @Habitt5253 4 роки тому +52

      T. James Hey fellow Houstonian. I just have to back your statement up. Had a chance to meet Ed back in early 2019 and can confirm, he really is a stand up and all around nice guy.

    • @ClutchCity1914
      @ClutchCity1914 4 роки тому +22

      @@Habitt5253 well howdy my fellow Houstonian...that's pretty dang awesome you were able to meet him...surely seems like a damn decent fellow

    • @sfmc98
      @sfmc98 4 роки тому +2

      So when someone steals your shit, you don't want them to go to jail. Nice.

  • @themourning1783
    @themourning1783 4 роки тому +115

    I will never hear "beating a dead horse" the same way again

    • @downnheavy
      @downnheavy 4 роки тому +5

      oh god why WHY ??

    • @mattynigma
      @mattynigma 4 роки тому +5

      Beating off a dead horse
      Beating off on a dead horse
      Sorry I WAS BORN THIS WAY

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr 4 роки тому +1

      @@mattynigma It's funny how just one little word like on changes the entire picture.

    • @DeeJayFM
      @DeeJayFM 4 роки тому

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @SoraShadowdancer
      @SoraShadowdancer 4 роки тому

      Oh good god. O.o

  • @darthkirby311
    @darthkirby311 4 роки тому +552

    There was a whole show revolving around a poor cancer patient turning to criminal life... This is what they're talking about when they say "choice".

    • @TheSpecialJ11
      @TheSpecialJ11 4 роки тому +45

      The illusion of choice is strong in America, and it's used to justify personal responsibility for everything that goes wrong in life. Even collectively wrong, like environmental degradation. It's you that uses too many resources, it's not any systemic problem or anything.

    • @chrisarcher1146
      @chrisarcher1146 4 роки тому

      Morgoth Bauglir hey man, do you know how much easier it is to blame anyone and everyone but yourself? I mean that’s the irony really. We talk a big game about personal responsibility but then can’t accept the world in front of us for what it is. We’ve felt secure for so long we can’t handle the terror of uncertainty that comes with responsibility and cognoscent behavior. It’s a real shit-show

    • @apparentsymmetry
      @apparentsymmetry 4 роки тому +1

      god, what a great show......
      I should really watch it again.

    • @percyblakeney3743
      @percyblakeney3743 4 роки тому

      Yeah but he was the one who knocks not the one who lifts your AC unit.

    • @Mark-xt8jp
      @Mark-xt8jp 4 роки тому +1

      @Simon Wyzik braking bad will get you into a lot of fender benders, to be sure! Breaking Bad was a great show on AMC! Have you watched Better Call Saul?

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX 4 роки тому +47

    "How much are flights?"
    You're in luck, John...

  • @mypseu
    @mypseu 4 роки тому +122

    "Tell your kids about drugs because I won't allow my officers to conduct life saving measures if they make a mistake!"

    • @reappermen
      @reappermen 4 роки тому +6

      Tobe fair that add was done by a different sherriff, not the 'no help for addicts' one. It was still weird, but seems like a better message then what aome of the other sherrifs have.

  • @nicolasrededeo805
    @nicolasrededeo805 4 роки тому +196

    The moment he talked about the school shooting drill having a 'familiar face' I thought: "Its Steven Seagal, isn't it?"

    • @TheRougeRogue
      @TheRougeRogue 4 роки тому +3

      Same.

    • @MsMdip
      @MsMdip 4 роки тому

      But he is or was an actual cop in Jefferson Parish I think.

    • @stan2066
      @stan2066 4 роки тому +2

      YMH warned me about him, still shocked to see him

    • @DarkSideChess
      @DarkSideChess 4 роки тому

      colbert did a great bit on this training a few years ago.

    • @AutumnButterfly
      @AutumnButterfly 4 роки тому +2

      One of the funniest things I ever saw on tv was a guy being pulled away in cuffs going, "I've seen all your movies, man!" Fanboying in custody.

  • @jayarby8494
    @jayarby8494 4 роки тому +301

    Give Scott Wilkerson his own spin-off show.

    • @mr2981
      @mr2981 4 роки тому +7

      @@ocpd23 I was like 'Hey, he looks a lot like Rob Corddry', and then 'Hey, that's Rob Corddry!"

    • @sinicalypse
      @sinicalypse 4 роки тому

      No, please don't. Rob Corddry is too often painfully unfunny. SEE: Children's Hospital.

  • @radicaledward3783
    @radicaledward3783 4 роки тому +68

    How is it that i know who steven seagal is, but I can't name a SINGLE movie he's in?

    • @rjtp2552
      @rjtp2552 4 роки тому +4

      Same here 😂

    • @tombutc
      @tombutc 4 роки тому +2

      Hard to kill

    • @SwearMY
      @SwearMY 4 роки тому +5

      Under Siege was the last good one. He's gone loony tunes since then.

    • @rjtp2552
      @rjtp2552 4 роки тому

      @@SwearMY He's crazy?

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 4 роки тому

      @@SwearMY : how'd he go loony tunes?

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 4 роки тому +209

    This is completely unrelated to this video but John, I hope you know that you made that Coronavirus song go viral and turned many people into devote fans of Vietnamese pop music.
    *Good Job.*

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 4 роки тому +1

      Really?

    • @h0lly_blue
      @h0lly_blue 4 роки тому +17

      forget K-Pop, now we've got V-Pop

    • @melz6625
      @melz6625 4 роки тому +4

      It’s a great song

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 4 роки тому +1

      doing god's work

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 4 роки тому +3

      @@h0lly_blue Good. The K-Pop industry needs to improve workers rights. Let's hope V-Pop are doing it better.

  • @noxabellus
    @noxabellus 4 роки тому +781

    One of the guys running in my local election for sherriff talks about "coming home from afghanistan" quite a lot as if he is a veteran, but as it turns out he was just working there, not even pmc just regular oil and gas stuff

    • @ari7610
      @ari7610 4 роки тому +24

      noxabellus lmao he know how to spin

    • @IgiWhiteman
      @IgiWhiteman 4 роки тому +11

      What a hero :´)

    • @thearchibaldtuttle
      @thearchibaldtuttle 4 роки тому +28

      This is the art of not being entirely transparent to look cooler/more important/more interesting. Call them Slim Shady!

    • @Seebu
      @Seebu 4 роки тому +3

      @Simon Wyzik *Vietnam

    • @TheRoguesy2
      @TheRoguesy2 4 роки тому +20

      Working in active warzones like Afghanistan or Iraq as an infrastructure contractor can be almost as dangerous as being in the military. My uncle was in Iraq for several years as an electrician. He was constantly in areas with car bombs going off, or attempted attacks by militias. It's not a safe place to be dude.

  • @sydstone9291
    @sydstone9291 4 роки тому +218

    When I heard an Alabama sheriff was in this, I thought for sure Blakely was gonna get a mention. He's been elected 10 times, was indicted last year on 11 criminal charges, and last weekend tried to delay his trial by saying he was in hospital being tested for the coronavirus.

    • @kimberlyw2591
      @kimberlyw2591 4 роки тому +5

      Oof, I think I heard about this dude while I was living in HSV. Did NOT hear about the coronavirus deal 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @lindabrooks1863
      @lindabrooks1863 4 роки тому +1

      Now that's funny Coronavirus😄😄😄😂

    • @madison3514
      @madison3514 4 роки тому

      Syd Stone lmao!!

    • @dbzmaniac1234
      @dbzmaniac1234 4 роки тому +1

      Don’t you love our home state of Alabama syd? Lol fuck this place

  • @Friendlybot9000
    @Friendlybot9000 4 роки тому +8

    “Feces on the wall, blood everywhere” is literally a description of a containment chamber of an SCP.

  • @sabertag6992
    @sabertag6992 4 роки тому +215

    "And if the horse is down for it"
    He even gets consent. My man.

  • @kays4216
    @kays4216 4 роки тому +417

    My sheriff was actually opposed in the last election by his cousin. That’s local politics 🤷🏼‍♂️
    Edit: The sheriff in the next county over was arrested for selling guns from evidence out of a barber shop.

    • @bruinlover09
      @bruinlover09 4 роки тому +19

      Kevin Short their family reunions must be awkward

    • @quickfingers5979
      @quickfingers5979 4 роки тому +17

      @@bruinlover09 Yea, especially when it's also their anniversary...

    • @apparentsymmetry
      @apparentsymmetry 4 роки тому +1

      @@quickfingers5979 Ha

    • @dineauxjones
      @dineauxjones 4 роки тому +1

      It bleeds into statewide politics. My sherriff's brother is the governor.

  • @LaramasBee
    @LaramasBee 4 роки тому +590

    This made me google my county's sheriff, and apparently he was suspended for misconduct two months ago. So...yeah.

    • @diablorojo27
      @diablorojo27 4 роки тому +45

      Ryan Butcher it’s hilarious and awful when Jon Oliver’s info hits closer to home than we would’ve wanted

    • @lalalalalalee6311
      @lalalalalalee6311 4 роки тому

      Oop...

    • @heatherdanielle85
      @heatherdanielle85 4 роки тому +31

      My 2004 sheriff is in the federal penitentiary. 😂
      Whitley County, KY for the win!

    • @Olhado256
      @Olhado256 4 роки тому +10

      Highly unsurprising

    • @pernaboys
      @pernaboys 4 роки тому +9

      @@heatherdanielle85 I'm gonna run for Sheriff in your town! vote for me~

  • @Morghena
    @Morghena 4 роки тому +457

    Is it just me or do Alabama, the Carolinas and Florida show up A LOT when it comes to bizarre and worrying news?

    • @lynnebucher6537
      @lynnebucher6537 4 роки тому +56

      Florida does seem to be a trendsetter for weird behavior. My theory is that many rejects from other states move here because they couldn't succeed where they came from, and they bring their dysfunctional ways with them.
      PS I'm a lifelong Florida resident.

    • @darksaint0124
      @darksaint0124 4 роки тому +19

      @@Lolokbye I agree that everywhere has crazy, but Florida has a certain kind of crazy that seems to go above and beyond.

    • @masch4
      @masch4 4 роки тому +13

      @@lynnebucher6537 it's mainly because of the sunshine laws

    • @Skepticfornow
      @Skepticfornow 4 роки тому +16

      All those descendants of terrorists do stupid shit in the south. It's usually done out of racist xenophobic bigoted "Southern values".

    • @BustedWalletGarage
      @BustedWalletGarage 4 роки тому +4

      Florida has very relaxed privacy laws and that’s why you see every arrest made there on the news. Except for the alligators this sort of behavior is commonplace throughout America.

  • @GameGeekRob
    @GameGeekRob 4 роки тому +1089

    Damn, I wonder how that woman smuggled in a baby just so she could lie about giving birth unattended, Greg.

    • @jamesdriscoll9405
      @jamesdriscoll9405 4 роки тому +47

      Baby, hell, the placenta would be the show stopper.
      True story, I was fishing with my family and a sheriff deputy rolled up and started asking questions about a deer afterbirth he had found somewhere else. He said it looked suspicious, and he wanted to what we had been up to. It got scary when he mentioned drug charges. He got a radio call & left us seriously scratching our heads. Thinking back on it a lot of the stuff he said didn't make sense. He knew it was an afterbirth. And drugs were involved? WTF?

    • @comingupooo
      @comingupooo 4 роки тому +32

      @@jamesdriscoll9405 Drugs were involved, just not in the way you think they were.

    • @SuddenReal
      @SuddenReal 4 роки тому +28

      I'm pretty sure she had it stuffed up her vajay-jay. That's how a lot of women smuggle stuff.
      (damn, now I'm wondering if the baby was wrapped in a condom)

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 4 роки тому +33

      @@SuddenReal Catastrophic Misunderstandings of Birth Control, volume 12. X3

    • @TheRazorTongue
      @TheRazorTongue 4 роки тому +39

      Police Officers get to see crazy stuff all the time. One time they caught this Black burglar who broke into a house and put up pictures of his own family. Do you believe it?

  • @AcheOfHead
    @AcheOfHead 4 роки тому +357

    “That horse” has got nothing on the Akhal-Teke

    • @joelle4226
      @joelle4226 4 роки тому +2

      that is a pretty cool horse

    • @fernandoherrera2256
      @fernandoherrera2256 4 роки тому

      what's so special about it? it's just a horse

    • @hamzadawud
      @hamzadawud 4 роки тому +25

      Points to you for referencing an older LWT segment!

    • @theevildrummingsithlord1492
      @theevildrummingsithlord1492 4 роки тому

      @@fernandoherrera2256 There's an older episode where Erdogan (I think) had a massive obsession with horses.

    • @Charsy8
      @Charsy8 4 роки тому +8

      @@theevildrummingsithlord1492 lol No, Erdogan is the president of Turkey. The episode referred to here is the one about Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow - the president of Turkemnistan. (The Akhal-Teke is a Turkmen horse breed)

  • @ajaniwright3731
    @ajaniwright3731 4 роки тому +8

    It's wild seeing your hometown Sheriff on Last Week tonight😂

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 4 роки тому +66

    Boy, is my teenage son going to be baffled when I sit him down this evening and attempt to talk to him about felony embezzlement.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 4 роки тому +6

      Follow up with slugs. Or pugs, if you're not from the Northwest.

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 4 роки тому

      OLIVER IS NAIVE. (If this were 1936 Germany, he'd say SOME Nazis are bad!)
      SHERIFF LITERALLY MEANS CRIMINAL THUG.
      POLICE WERE LITERALLY CREATED BY EMPERORs, DIRTY POLITICIANS, THE ROBBER BARONS, KKK JUDGES, etc.
      THE RICH CREATED POLICE TO PROTECT THE RICH FROM US LITTLE PEOPLE who are robbed by this SUPER-MAFIA every day.
      ex: the ROBBER BARONS of the late 1800s America... had to hire PRIVATE SECURITY b/c they were stealing, uh, making so much money off the helpless citizenry. "Wait a minute!" said one Robber Baron, "WHY are we paying for our OWN security? Let's create a PUBLIC security force that protects us, but make the IDIOT TAXPAYERS fund it!!!" No joke. Police are LITERALLY a Criminal Enterprise in EVERY way, under current laws. But wimps like John Oliver, funded by The Establishment, pussyfoots around this super-mafia. (EX: cops rape women EVERY day in Amerikkka, and no one cares!!) (When they've busted rapist cops, it always turns out that everyone knew and everyone looked the other way!)
      ALL OF AMERICA'S HOLIDAYS ARE FOR THE ENEMY OF POLICE!!! HOW THE F did everyone ignore that minor fact? (OR that the Founding Fathers were FUGITIVES from police and had they NOT resisted arrest... we'd still be an English colony!!)

    • @winter_silhouette
      @winter_silhouette 4 роки тому +1

      @@dumpygoodness4086 good rant but nonsensical

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart 4 роки тому +1

      @@dumpygoodness4086 Uh... that made no sense, I hope you know that?

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 4 роки тому

      @@Sigart ME: "My critics are always illiterate cro-mags"
      YOU: "I literally have no idea what you just wrote!"
      I think we are done here!
      We agree to agree!

  • @zraashaq
    @zraashaq 4 роки тому +91

    John, does Adam Driver know you're cheating on him with That Horse?

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 4 роки тому +2071

    I feel like this isn't the first time John Oliver has talked about good-looking horses.......

    • @DarkPuppy9
      @DarkPuppy9 4 роки тому +309

      He makes a weird amount of horse sex jokes. Like getting close to that point where you wonder if it's joking.

    • @MySerpentine
      @MySerpentine 4 роки тому +162

      Maybe he's Loki in disguise.

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 4 роки тому +97

      Akal teke

    • @watermelon6878
      @watermelon6878 4 роки тому +38

      With the NAMBLA jokes tradition from The Daily Show in the days of Jon Stewart, I’m sure it’s intentional.

    • @YTEdy
      @YTEdy 4 роки тому +22

      @@watermelon6878 LOL. I'd forgotten about Jon Stewart's NAMBLA bit. Hilarious.

  • @173rdskysoldier9
    @173rdskysoldier9 4 роки тому +25

    Why is Adam Driver not on John Oliver's list with that horse?

  • @thelukejp
    @thelukejp 4 роки тому +114

    “This’ highly unusual, and upsettingly dark” LMAO

    • @grelgen
      @grelgen 4 роки тому +2

      had to stop the vid, find this comment and immediately upvote.

    • @apophis9192
      @apophis9192 4 роки тому

      That was the best joke

    • @sgtjohnson49
      @sgtjohnson49 4 роки тому +1

      It could be last week tonight's motto

  • @homerj.simpson7562
    @homerj.simpson7562 4 роки тому +585

    Missed out on a "law enhorsement" joke somewhere...

    • @TheNationalfilmbored
      @TheNationalfilmbored 4 роки тому +18

      I'm getting worried about John. He seems un-stable.

    • @abuutbutt2579
      @abuutbutt2579 4 роки тому +6

      Quit horse'n around you two!

    • @aienatu
      @aienatu 4 роки тому +4

      the sheriff situation requires horse majeure to fix.

    • @samuelluria4744
      @samuelluria4744 4 роки тому +1

      What do horses eat?

    • @abuutbutt2579
      @abuutbutt2579 4 роки тому +2

      @@samuelluria4744 hey

  • @ChinchillaDave
    @ChinchillaDave 4 роки тому +61

    "...and I tone it down a little"
    When sometime I feel the humor is faltering or taking on a pattern, you hit with a line like that. Love it.

  • @GnolithicStudio
    @GnolithicStudio 4 роки тому +105

    6.4K dislikes = 3K sheriffs and their families.

    • @Panguin9
      @Panguin9 4 роки тому +1

      @Debra Young wow, you discovered how to copy and paste. Impressive

  • @thomasschneider8474
    @thomasschneider8474 4 роки тому +877

    Honestly, Sheriff Wilkerson seems way more likeable than Joe Arpaio.

    • @asmahasmalaria8596
      @asmahasmalaria8596 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah but who doesn't?

    • @thomasschneider8474
      @thomasschneider8474 4 роки тому +5

      @@asmahasmalaria8596 True that.
      Although I could think of some candidates that share Arpaio's spot on the hate list.

    • @pax4370
      @pax4370 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/AK_CkooSJ08/v-deo.html

    • @TungstenArm
      @TungstenArm 4 роки тому +8

      In fairness, he was only a Hitler impersonator and not a Nazi

    • @warwatcher91
      @warwatcher91 4 роки тому +8

      That's a low fucking bar dude.

  • @criznitty
    @criznitty 4 роки тому +81

    “Grip it rip it and strip it” and “copper shoppers” had me
    But seriously, nice to see mainstream calling this shit out.

  • @CarlosBeo
    @CarlosBeo 4 роки тому +75

    John: That horse
    Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov: 👌😏🐎

    • @SoraShadowdancer
      @SoraShadowdancer 4 роки тому +2

      Honest question: Did you have to Google his name in order to spell it?
      Because I can barely pronounce it, and there's no way I could spell that, lol.

    • @CarlosBeo
      @CarlosBeo 4 роки тому +4

      @@SoraShadowdancer No, I didn't google it...I went back to the videos and copied the title haha

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 роки тому

      Dude, that's the guy who played Sherlock!

  • @erictoledo5696
    @erictoledo5696 4 роки тому +99

    I went to school with the girl that gave birth in the holding cell. She was a sweet innocent girl. We were both in special ed with learning disabilities.

  • @Ash-uu8ow
    @Ash-uu8ow 4 роки тому +328

    Fun fact: The coroner has more power than the Sheriff. He's the only one that can arrest him.

    • @unclenez51
      @unclenez51 4 роки тому +8

      There is another person just re-appointed in Vermont

    • @Leo-xz7tv
      @Leo-xz7tv 4 роки тому +10

      The Corona?

    • @WeDwellinaFiefdom
      @WeDwellinaFiefdom 4 роки тому +9

      Coroners can arrest?

    • @terria.2581
      @terria.2581 4 роки тому +71

      I just googled this little gem of a fact. This is weirdly a really cool fact. It's not everywhere but in the majority of places this is a special power granted to coroners for some odd reason. Learn something new everyday.

    • @deosamriel0
      @deosamriel0 4 роки тому +43

      Wtf...
      Really....
      Whoever made these laws must have been drinking moonshine when they made them.....

  • @goblinmoreno5715
    @goblinmoreno5715 4 роки тому +197

    Shout out to my sister for introducing me to this guy never heard of him never even seen his show up until yesterday I've watched half of all of his stuff and he's got me rollin laughing so hard😆😆😆😆

    • @kidzinamerica2008
      @kidzinamerica2008 4 роки тому +2

      Franchesca Moreno sisters are the best!

    • @jehjey7626
      @jehjey7626 4 роки тому +2

      You own your sister something for that.

    • @thugix
      @thugix 4 роки тому

      yeah i bet you're laughing like a hyena

    • @goblinmoreno5715
      @goblinmoreno5715 4 роки тому +2

      @Ken Elliott you look like another keyboard Warrior and a hater get off my thread 🖕😂😂

  • @outeast999
    @outeast999 4 роки тому +2155

    Disappointed that John Oliver didn't finish this be getting elected sheriff somewhere.

    • @SethTraplifeGLO999
      @SethTraplifeGLO999 4 роки тому +44

      Replace "be getting" with "being" king

    • @melancholyalexx7790
      @melancholyalexx7790 4 роки тому +10

      @@SethTraplifeGLO999 gottem! Lol I love Grammar Nazis! Thank you for your service! 😎

    • @melancholyalexx7790
      @melancholyalexx7790 4 роки тому +2

      @@SethTraplifeGLO999 sure!

    • @SEAZNDragon
      @SEAZNDragon 4 роки тому +12

      Hate to be that guy but you have to be a US citizen (also requirement to be a cop) and resident of the county to run for local office.

    • @gfunk449
      @gfunk449 4 роки тому +3

      He's the sheriff of the Daily Show!

  • @ericadeshaies2910
    @ericadeshaies2910 4 роки тому +78

    I just voted in WA state and making sheriff's an appointed position instead of an elected position was on the ballot. So thanks John Oliver, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't have known how important this issue is!

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 3 роки тому +3

      Yes, let's have all law enforcement not be accountable to the people, it isn't as if big city (largely appointed leadership) and federal police institutions are the most corrupt and despised in the country.
      And before you bring in the sherrifs tend to be racist argument, yeah they are, the communities with elected sherrifs tend to be racist, that would not carry over to the big cities.
      Want to make law enforcement more accountable? Begin with the ballot box!

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 3 роки тому

      @@jorenvanderark3567 And yet there seems to be a lot more corruption among those elected American sheriff offices than among all those appointed police chiefs all over the UK, Australia, France and Japan, to name but a few countries.
      There's a reason why most countries have their law enforcement and judges appointed by elected people rather than elected directly.

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 3 роки тому

      @@ixlnxs
      Comparing America to Europe is utter horseshit as the cultures surrounding law enforcement are not even remotely compatible.
      Let's instead compare the corruption seen in elected County sheriff department and City police departments shall we? The sheriffs suddenly don't look all that bad.
      I would be interested in seeing what would happen to European police forces if they where suddenly accountable to the very people that they police. Might end the little corruption that still lingers on there.

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 3 роки тому

      @@jorenvanderark3567 Many European countries are less corrupt than many US states. Plus, EU countries are still functioning democracies.

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 3 роки тому

      @@ixlnxs
      Functional democracies? Poland and Italy would like a word with you.
      But generally yes, that an advantage of a many party system, more democracy is good. How does that defeat my argument?

  • @Leon_der_Luftige
    @Leon_der_Luftige 4 роки тому +465

    Being Sheriff is all fun until some drifter with a big ol' hunting knife comes along, escapes your prison, lures the search group into an isolated forest and uses Vietcong style makeshift traps against you.

    • @samuelluria4744
      @samuelluria4744 4 роки тому +54

      Neon Leon - His own fault. Drew first blood.

    • @batteryacidpopsicle
      @batteryacidpopsicle 4 роки тому +22

      He just wanted a place to eat.

    • @yerrrrrrrr4567
      @yerrrrrrrr4567 4 роки тому +3

      holup what is this reference from

    • @jonp3890
      @jonp3890 4 роки тому +5

      Downside: Eating things that would make a billy goat puke.

    • @koopatroopa187
      @koopatroopa187 4 роки тому +7

      The Sheriff shouldn't have been pushing him.

  • @linux750
    @linux750 4 роки тому +491

    "i've done shows in every state, and I can say that some states shouldn't be states"
    - Lewis Black

    • @itsalongday
      @itsalongday 4 роки тому +10

      Delaware

    • @jalderink
      @jalderink 4 роки тому +8

      Texas.

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 4 роки тому +9

      I'll guess he might mean Mississippi as one. Considering his unbridled "love" for Biloxi🤣

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 роки тому +5

      linux750 probably a bunch in the South, there’s a reason they keep on voting against their own self-interest and our self-interest, part of why you don’t like California and New York is because of the big corporate pigs who keep ruining things for the working class who make up most of both of those states

    • @ThatGuy-te9wh
      @ThatGuy-te9wh 4 роки тому +1

      New York and California should both be territories.

  • @mooselove
    @mooselove 4 роки тому +166

    I want to see more “honest” confessional sheriff ads!!

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 4 роки тому +2

      OLIVER IS NAIVE. (If this were 1936 Germany, he'd say SOME Nazis are bad!)
      SHERIFF LITERALLY MEANS CRIMINAL THUG.
      POLICE WERE LITERALLY CREATED BY EMPERORs, DIRTY POLITICIANS, THE ROBBER BARONS, KKK JUDGES, etc.
      THE RICH CREATED POLICE TO PROTECT THE RICH FROM US LITTLE PEOPLE who are robbed by this SUPER-MAFIA every day.
      ex: the ROBBER BARONS of the late 1800s America... had to hire PRIVATE SECURITY b/c they were stealing, uh, making so much money off the helpless citizenry. "Wait a minute!" said one Robber Baron, "WHY are we paying for our OWN security? Let's create a PUBLIC security force that protects us, but make the IDIOT TAXPAYERS fund it!!!" No joke. Police are LITERALLY a Criminal Enterprise in EVERY way, under current laws. But wimps like John Oliver, funded by The Establishment, pussyfoots around this super-mafia. (EX: cops rape women EVERY day in Amerikkka, and no one cares!!) (When they've busted rapist cops, it always turns out that everyone knew and everyone looked the other way!)
      ALL OF AMERICA'S HOLIDAYS ARE FOR THE ENEMY OF POLICE!!! HOW THE F did everyone ignore that minor fact? (OR that the Founding Fathers were FUGITIVES from police and had they NOT resisted arrest... we'd still be an English colony!!)

    • @milos1967
      @milos1967 4 роки тому

      Dumpy Goodness I'm glad to see some wacky long rants in youtube comments sections that I actually agree with.

  • @ranelgallardo7031
    @ranelgallardo7031 4 роки тому +92

    This was the last show with a studio audience 😭

    • @saupreinmadl3391
      @saupreinmadl3391 4 роки тому +2

      Press 'F' to pay respekt ...

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 4 роки тому +2

      @@saupreinmadl3391 I know they’ll be back with an audience maybe next year, but I checked this was the last one with a crowd

    • @dgbrownnt
      @dgbrownnt 4 роки тому +4

      It honestly startled me a little when I heard the audience

    • @shellbmgo1310
      @shellbmgo1310 3 роки тому

      @@ranelgallardo7031 oof

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 3 роки тому +1

      @@shellbmgo1310 They’re back now but this was the last one before COVID started in America.

  • @Ominousheat
    @Ominousheat 4 роки тому +119

    "Talk to your kids about felony embezzlement" proof that the best comedy writes itself.

    • @matthewbritton2790
      @matthewbritton2790 4 роки тому +4

      Also, not a bad thing to talk to them about.

    • @jovanrivera5468
      @jovanrivera5468 4 роки тому

      He said that line as I was reading this for the first time 😂

  • @falaflani4831
    @falaflani4831 4 роки тому +354

    he just dared the internet with the horse bit. Rule 34 art incoming

    • @d3lusional_990
      @d3lusional_990 4 роки тому +23

      OH NO

    • @callousTelegnosis
      @callousTelegnosis 4 роки тому +11

      OH BOY OnO

    • @porch8370
      @porch8370 4 роки тому +7

      I'm pretty sure there's plenty of horse porn on there

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 4 роки тому +19

      @@porch8370 But horse porn with John and a horse? Now that's probably not out there that much...

    • @porch8370
      @porch8370 4 роки тому +1

      @@hittingyouoverthehead true

  • @nyannaaung2544
    @nyannaaung2544 4 роки тому +68

    "I've have never seen a frog and not killed it." The writing team had me dying.

  • @PlagueOfWasps
    @PlagueOfWasps 4 роки тому +25

    Hearing a live audience right now feels bizarre.

  • @mcmarkmarkson7115
    @mcmarkmarkson7115 4 роки тому +74

    I swear that I was 100% sure no news from the US could surprise me any longer "Women cries for help in prison as she gave birth on her own" Dayum you did it again!

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 4 роки тому +2

      And that was in the Bay Area too! Alameda county is in the East Bay and encompasses a huge area. Most notably Alameda, Oakland, Fremont and Berkeley

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 4 роки тому +3

      The thing that really makes me sad is that this happened in Alameda County. You know, where Oakland is located, in California? That should demonstrate that failure to provide sufficient oversight of sheriffs is not a liberal/conservative problem. If Oakland can't do this, and if, for example, San Jose can't vote out Sheriff Laurie Smith, who allows mentally ill inmates to be beaten to death in their cell and who hands out concealed weapon permits at a priority to those who donate to her campaign...then how can we citizens of the United States consider ourselves worthy of democracy?

  • @user-mh4ni4ey1w
    @user-mh4ni4ey1w 4 роки тому +1644

    Only 1 minute in and we’re already talking about beastiality... *alrighty then*

    • @joshuahales7551
      @joshuahales7551 4 роки тому +106

      Madeleine Neff, You're right, it should have been sooner.

    • @AsianMike420
      @AsianMike420 4 роки тому +5

      @Yah Boy Jay Alright then.. 😶

    • @MsColetha
      @MsColetha 4 роки тому +11

      That's how covid 19 is spreading in Kirkland, wa right now. Seriously.

    • @bachpham6862
      @bachpham6862 4 роки тому +30

      John Oliver has been having a strange obsession with horses on these shows: corporate consolidation episode with Jim Cramer, constant references to Lincoln pardon, Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow episode, and now this.

    • @lemaygaming6952
      @lemaygaming6952 4 роки тому +1

      @Yah Boy Jay Most officers will give their life for you.

  • @user-ud9xc1hr3g
    @user-ud9xc1hr3g 4 роки тому +26

    After years of having Sheriff Sniff (dumb name, right?) here in Riverside County constantly complaining about not having a big enough budget, was found to actually just have been sitting on it. All while people in unincorporated areas of the county sometimes had to wait hours for a deputy to respond to a call. But we voted him out of office and
    our current sheriff, Sheriff Bianco, plans to use that funding to help the people in those unincorporated areas - where roughly 400,000 people live.

    • @PostInquiry
      @PostInquiry 4 роки тому

      I heard Sheriff Sniff was Pablo Escobars pet name

  • @ThrottleKitty
    @ThrottleKitty 4 роки тому +187

    Man this episode is weird to watch 3 months later after Covid and the police brutality protests.
    If he ever does a video on the zombie apocalypse, you know you've got about 3 months to stock up!

  • @segaiuolo
    @segaiuolo 4 роки тому +759

    Children, talk to your parents about sheriff election!

    • @krinka1458
      @krinka1458 4 роки тому +10

      *pretends to watch traffic*

    • @frimi8593
      @frimi8593 4 роки тому +10

      @Ken Elliott yeah you hear that kids? you don't get to have an opinion about what this adult calls "grown up stuff" for some reason until you start needing to pay people! What's that, you ask? "Why?" Well I would answer you, but thats a grown up thing and definitely not totally arbitrarily made up to shut down the voices of people that I might disagree with, so I won't tell you.

    • @saxx9088
      @saxx9088 4 роки тому +1

      Ken Elliott talk to your kids about fucking idiots

    • @gamepocalypsegaming278
      @gamepocalypsegaming278 4 роки тому +1

      They said one vote wouldn’t work

  • @JohnDrummondPhoto
    @JohnDrummondPhoto 4 роки тому +248

    Steven Seagal is only a ceremonial sheriff's deputy as there is no documentation that he completed academy training or has California Peace Officer Standards and Training (POST) certification. However, Shaquille O'Neal did graduate from the L.A. County Sheriff Academy, has been a reserve police officer in the Miami Beach PD, and is currently a sheriff's deputy in Clayton County, Georgia. Plus, he's still actually liked and respected in this country.

    • @wynwilliams6977
      @wynwilliams6977 4 роки тому +14

      Seagal actually was a sheriff's deputy, he didn't get any real training for it but they used a legal loophole and basically deputised him

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 4 роки тому +6

      How dare you besmirch the good name of Steven Seagal.🤣

    • @wynwilliams6977
      @wynwilliams6977 4 роки тому +19

      @@bpal7006 :) didn't he run off to Russia after being accused of multiple sex assaults and is now Putins pet he rolls out for fun sometimes? he always was a fraud

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 4 роки тому +6

      @@wynwilliams6977 That sound about right. :)

    • @makeadifference4all
      @makeadifference4all 4 роки тому +8

      I go to Clayton County every summer. Now I want to do a crime there just to get a Shaq Attack 🤣

  • @Studeb
    @Studeb 4 роки тому +163

    Imagine being a sheriff that ends up in jail in a country where you can legally just pocket money meant to feed the prisoners, that is just greedy.

    • @tylerene
      @tylerene 4 роки тому +7

      Let’s hope they go to their own underfunded jails.

    • @commanderinquif1527
      @commanderinquif1527 4 роки тому +13

      Imagine being a cop who can seize your cash and belongings, for no real reason, without a trial or charges, and KEEP IT!!! Ooops, cops everywhere can and do it every day, everywhere.

    • @BillPalmer
      @BillPalmer 4 роки тому

      Commander in Quif well, the department can, not the individual cops (I hope)

    • @Willis476
      @Willis476 4 роки тому

      @@BillPalmer no cops do it not the department.Not all cops but some cops do it.Think about it,a person gets pulled over cop finds money and drugs.Tells the person you want to go home or jail.peson says home the cop says ok by.Keeps the money and drugs.Shit in my state the biggest city had a group of cops that robbed and sold drugs.

    • @RoaRCzar
      @RoaRCzar 4 роки тому

      Tyler Burney they haven’t. My county sheriff ended up putting flat screens in the jail. Nobody around here even speaks about it.

  • @ForeverMe543
    @ForeverMe543 4 роки тому +15

    The one sheriff obviously doesn't get that you can get cancer from addiction and from drugs. You can get liver cancer from addiction to alcohol and you can get lung cancer from cigarettes. Cancer isn't as choiceless as he thinks if he thinks that addiction is a choice.

  • @Butterfly1025A
    @Butterfly1025A 4 роки тому +1474

    I could physically feel Kenny Boone correcting himself from “f*gg*t” to “intelligent bastard.” Good god. And I just know he only did it because he remembered what he said would be recorded 😑

    • @slinkie423
      @slinkie423 4 роки тому +55

      I could practically HEAR the “faggot” he wanted to say jfc

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 4 роки тому +30

      @@slinkie423 HOW MUCH LONGER before you all LEARN that POLICE = THUG ENFORCERS of the RICH and Powerful
      HOW MUCH LONGER before you all LEARN... ALL JUDGES are Blackout Brett Kavanaugh: immature POLITICAL CRONIES who know nothing about laws! (Even the Supreme Court is a criminal fraud on the public. EX: the judges DO NOT KNOW LAW. Their CLERKS do all the work and often "write" the Judges' "opinions". EVERYTHING IS A LIE in this society.)

    • @dededesgustingtkemylife4825
      @dededesgustingtkemylife4825 4 роки тому +54

      @@dumpygoodness4086 you sound insane

    • @bigolehamburger173
      @bigolehamburger173 4 роки тому +23

      Dumpy Goodness uh i don’t like cavanaugh either but I’m pretty sure he knows how to practice law. Also chill out ya know?

    • @CallMeEsteban
      @CallMeEsteban 4 роки тому +22

      I’m from Florence, and we know all about Kenny Boone. He is actually in jail for domestic abuse and hitting a cat with a baseball bat while on parole for the embezzlement 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @TheMeatballMen
    @TheMeatballMen 4 роки тому +255

    I looked up my Sheriff and Im pretty happy. David P. Hutchinson of Hennepin County, MN and he just recently beat a shitty sheriff that held that spot for 12 years. Hutchinson is implementing some progressive policies and in general seems to be a very thoughtful, transparent, and well-liked individual. So Ill be paying more attention now to make sure he keeps up his good actions.
    Thanks for the heads up on sheriffs John Oliver team! Im just glad my sheriff isnt a shithead

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 роки тому +4

      That's great. Our sheriff is new. The reform guy lost. The new one did a smear campaign online and told the gun humpers that the reform guy (a hunter and veteran) wanted to take their guns

    • @jackmack4181
      @jackmack4181 4 роки тому +1

      How bad was the previous sheriff

    • @argolake8623
      @argolake8623 4 роки тому +1

      Ooh I didn’t have to look it up, I just had to skim the comments, hooray! I swear though, I did look everybody up when I voted.

    • @h0lly_blue
      @h0lly_blue 4 роки тому +1

      @@orilion1820 bold of you to assume he's just now realizing it rather than doing research

    • @videohound2005
      @videohound2005 4 роки тому +2

      Another Minnesotan, nice to meet you.

  • @gonkmaster717
    @gonkmaster717 4 роки тому +99

    Sherrifs: " I wanna be a cOaWbOaH bAbY"!

  • @stevejensen8874
    @stevejensen8874 2 роки тому +1

    This Scott Wilkerson bit at the end makes me feel like I'm watching My Name is Earl

  • @theeducationofbayush1201
    @theeducationofbayush1201 4 роки тому +604

    John: now when you hear the word sheriff, you're probably gonna immediately think of-
    Me: Andy Griffi-
    John: Joe Arpiaio.
    Me: oh, yeah him too
    *Cries internally*

    • @haydenpeeples829
      @haydenpeeples829 4 роки тому +33

      Okay, but having grown up in Arizona, I like to consider myself a bit of an expert on that crusted bird shit of a man, and that’s exactly who I thought of when he said sheriff. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I hated sheriff joe before it was cool, and I’m pretty happy about that

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 роки тому +39

      John: you're probably going to think of-
      my brain at 1 AM: *Sheriff of Nottingham?*
      Now I'm going to go to sleep thinking of an anthropomorphic wolf with a Southern drawl.

    • @toolongforyoutoread6
      @toolongforyoutoread6 4 роки тому +9

      @@ArcanineEspeon Dude you just described Joe Arpaio.

    • @GorinRedspear
      @GorinRedspear 4 роки тому +1

      I was thinking Rosco P. Coltrane actually...

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 4 роки тому +6

      Sheriff Woody, anyone?