Hollywood Eats Mario

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @Flashgitz
    @Flashgitz  Рік тому +712

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    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 Рік тому +1

      Bruh

    • @hungariancountryball2928
      @hungariancountryball2928 Рік тому

      Ok

    • @FreedomAndPeaceOnly
      @FreedomAndPeaceOnly Рік тому +1

      Pretty sure Hollywood's decision makers are r°pists.
      Well that got dark & real quickly.

    • @FHBStudio
      @FHBStudio Рік тому

      Nord VPN won't protect you from the hell hole that is New York City unfortunately.

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      @rubyeyed756 Рік тому +3

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  • @Wruce_Bayne
    @Wruce_Bayne Рік тому +6096

    The most realistic depiction of Hollywood in animation history

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 Рік тому +116

      The trainer could have been more realistic if they had a syringe of steroids.

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad Рік тому +89

      It would be but it's missing children.

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 Рік тому +68

      It's not funny, it's sad as fuck actually

    • @Andytlp
      @Andytlp Рік тому

      @@bernardoheusi6146 Yeah but theres not enough drugs or molestation or children. Then after you do it once they have all the video blackmail on you for life to strong arm into anything. Theyll never release the private party stuff to public, cause that would expose them, theyll show it to someone you know in person. For public, theyll use other stuff they pushed you into thats just as bad from pr pov though. Its really a cesspool.

    • @Pretzil43
      @Pretzil43 Рік тому +25

      You obviously haven't seen south parks take on the Indiana Jones sequels...

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 Рік тому +6367

    You unironically got hollywood casting, aides and coach people spot on.

    • @SuperSonic04395
      @SuperSonic04395 Рік тому +10

      Love Mario 💕💖💕

    • @AnonymousAnonposter
      @AnonymousAnonposter Рік тому +98

      He's missing the big noses and small hats.

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 Рік тому +16

      ​@@AnonymousAnonposter
      That would be Kirby. Specifically Kirby Air Ride: Item Bounce.

    • @bananabread4075
      @bananabread4075 Рік тому +2

      I just really think it wasnt those kind of people tho

    • @zaciroth
      @zaciroth Рік тому +5

      ​@@AnonymousAnonposter this

  • @warioexpert
    @warioexpert Рік тому +8741

    Hollywood deserves every joke dumped on them

  • @SillyLilDawg
    @SillyLilDawg Рік тому +3137

    The fact that they wanted Mario to change his physique for playing HIS OWN CHARACTER is both wild and understandable considering…it’s Hollywood

    • @jackhhun2698
      @jackhhun2698 Рік тому +63

      I literally can't think of anything less parody its sad its incredibly true

    • @RobinTheMetaGod
      @RobinTheMetaGod Рік тому +2

      Grow up, Mario was not bad.

    • @heistbros8575
      @heistbros8575 Рік тому

      ​@@RobinTheMetaGodyou like Mario in this skit? Are you gay or something

    • @doodlebugwahoo
      @doodlebugwahoo Рік тому +18

      @@RobinTheMetaGod what?? they said it was odd that mario had to change the way he looked in order to be himself in a movie. i don't get why they'd need to grow up

    • @JackyMan22
      @JackyMan22 Рік тому +8

      Pasta la Vista baby...

  • @xxgrimriverxx9845
    @xxgrimriverxx9845 Рік тому +467

    Seth Rogen's greatest role was when he played Seth Rogen, he's only capable of playing himself no matter what role he's given. Truly a talent

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 Рік тому +35

      Seth Rogen as Splinter: "You turtles need to get high and smoke some weed if you want to beat Shredder; heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!"

    • @Sparrows1121
      @Sparrows1121 Рік тому +38

      @@MarvinPowell1 God i hate Seth Rogen so much lol

    • @Dubs22005
      @Dubs22005 Рік тому +26

      i didn't find chris pratt distracting. you know who got me out of the movie's storytelling? hearing fucking seth rogan's voice again. he's not even voice acting. it's just his voice.

    • @go4thmultiply349
      @go4thmultiply349 Рік тому

      His voice and especially his dumb laugh make my ears bleed

    • @RobinTheMetaGod
      @RobinTheMetaGod Рік тому

      You guys just hate a movie for not being full of sex.
      Grow up, Mario was not bad.

  • @SRHv2
    @SRHv2 Рік тому +3166

    Luigi pulling out his life support was the best way to cope with watching what happened to mario

    • @Dylan-jp9mr
      @Dylan-jp9mr Рік тому +101

      he doesnt have to watch or make his brother suffer anymore

    • @carastone1897
      @carastone1897 Рік тому +69

      @@Dylan-jp9mr indeed but now all of what Mario has done will have been for nothing

    • @exturiel5343
      @exturiel5343 Рік тому +51

      @@Dylan-jp9mr And it doesn't change that Hollywood will never let him go now. He'll have producers adding bukkake to every film til he's 50.
      Should have read that 5 movie deal contract.

    • @ArturTabosa
      @ArturTabosa Рік тому +1

      What cope does mean?

    • @DoomsDayFortress
      @DoomsDayFortress Рік тому +2

      The movie was good tho

  • @MrSeekerOfPeace
    @MrSeekerOfPeace Рік тому +3308

    Wow this is exactly what I pictured Hollywood doing to Mario

  • @ItalianAssassin330
    @ItalianAssassin330 Рік тому +3011

    The animation just keeps getting better and better

  • @yesman7898
    @yesman7898 Рік тому +67

    3:07 "Come on by to my hotel room and we'll get that contract signed" and I already knew where it was going

  • @LVCC4
    @LVCC4 Рік тому +58

    The fact that 4:17-4:33 is the most replayed is very concerning

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper Рік тому +7

      Pasta-lavista-baby!

    • @LVCC4
      @LVCC4 Рік тому

      @@bast4rdlyreaper 💀

    • @CommanderSmoker
      @CommanderSmoker 4 місяці тому +1

      @@bast4rdlyreaperABBGGGHHHAAAAGHHH

    • @MegaLucky0013
      @MegaLucky0013 4 місяці тому

      Thanks for saving me the trouble of timestamps

  • @Pickle6432
    @Pickle6432 Рік тому +3352

    He’s truly come a long way since Racist Mario, such incredible character development

    • @Sexyfazzdad
      @Sexyfazzdad Рік тому +351

      This is how he became racist mario

    • @ZERODE11
      @ZERODE11 Рік тому +71

      I respect Mario for doing this for Luigi

    • @Quizack
      @Quizack Рік тому +49

      It’sa me! Racista Mario! 🍄
      Despita being onlya 13%…

    • @Andytlp
      @Andytlp Рік тому +22

      This is his origin story

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot Рік тому +8

      Italy is a nation, not a race, and Mario having an accent was pretty accurate of italian-americans at the time.

  • @SRHv2
    @SRHv2 Рік тому +5316

    Flashgitz and Meatcanyon on the same day? HELL YEAH

    • @berniebear5935
      @berniebear5935 Рік тому +42

      Imagine if they both did a mario video that's be cool

    • @garrettl.2318
      @garrettl.2318 Рік тому +15

      That's what I was thinking 😂😂

    • @leonblum816
      @leonblum816 Рік тому +16

      You would be surprised how often that happens

    • @DarkAtHearts
      @DarkAtHearts Рік тому +6

      They work together

    • @timmy6890
      @timmy6890 Рік тому +3

      Fuck yeah!

  • @TheFlashzap
    @TheFlashzap Рік тому +895

    The sheer fact that Mario would put up with all this Hollywood nonsense just to save Luigi’s life shows true brotherly love

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 Рік тому +83

      The irony being that his degradation killed the brother he was trying to save.

  • @mikekazz5353
    @mikekazz5353 Рік тому +460

    It's scary that they predicted Chris Pratt being Garfield.

    • @KalebGeorge-sr2jh
      @KalebGeorge-sr2jh 11 місяців тому +10

      This time they fulfilled in ruining the main character

    • @wokeamerica142
      @wokeamerica142 11 місяців тому +15

      I mean its not rly that they predicted it.....casting is literally the 1st thing after storyboard and he's been contracted for that for a while

    • @SlushysSecret
      @SlushysSecret 11 місяців тому +10

      The movie has been announced way back in 2022 (or 2021) listing that Chris would voice Garfield

    • @SiresOrbwits-oi8mz
      @SiresOrbwits-oi8mz 9 місяців тому +1

      You can't be serious...

    • @Playstation-Player5th
      @Playstation-Player5th 4 місяці тому +1

      Are you joking

  • @Polygonlin
    @Polygonlin Рік тому +90

    3:58 is spot on. I HATE THAT LAUGH!

    • @Mr.Boglin
      @Mr.Boglin 9 місяців тому +6

      I think everyone with a brain does lol

  • @mariocooper1996
    @mariocooper1996 Рік тому +719

    I feel SO bad, both Mario & Luigi suffered in this.
    Luigi’s death was at least merciful compared to what Mario had to deal with.

    • @baleva2021
      @baleva2021 Рік тому +7

      🚬🗿

    • @Scraplaple
      @Scraplaple Рік тому +17

      This isn't really my type of humor, I'm sad now ☹️

    • @mcnuttkyle8617
      @mcnuttkyle8617 Рік тому +13

      @@Scraplaplehis is just my kinda humor. “Pasta lavista baby”😈

    • @StickGuy2554
      @StickGuy2554 Рік тому +2

      Fun fact: after this it was Heard that universal was in fire only cat suit remain

    • @nintendoman12111
      @nintendoman12111 Рік тому +9

      Yeah but now Mario's sacrifice was in vain, since Luigi killed himself all of what he did was for nothing.

  • @foxw875
    @foxw875 Рік тому +1068

    You missed a perfect opportunity to play the Mario death jingle right when Luigi pulled the plug😭

    • @heather1084
      @heather1084 Рік тому +28

      Fuck yeah

    • @jerrettjohnson99
      @jerrettjohnson99 Рік тому +49

      Probably can't cause nintendo would sue them for copyright infringement.

    • @nautical_z
      @nautical_z Рік тому +5

      Also pretty cliche

    • @maka2405
      @maka2405 Рік тому

      *Me on my way to find any reasons to not add this jingle
      Yeah but.. putting this is kinda gay!

    • @diollinebranderson6553
      @diollinebranderson6553 Рік тому +5

      ​@@nautical_z cliche? Pls name me other videos that does this

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 Рік тому +860

    If they did that to Mario imagine what they did to Bowser and Peach, Luigi dodged a massive Bullet Bill in retrospect.

  • @thebeyonder8814
    @thebeyonder8814 Рік тому +26

    The single most accurate Hollywood animation ever.

  • @mmirekelite56
    @mmirekelite56 Рік тому +13

    Those hotel lamps @03:49 put together make up the mickey mouse head shape with the ears, nice little detail there

  • @themaskedhec9596
    @themaskedhec9596 Рік тому +1535

    This is the most craziest Mario episode ever made so far.

    • @raulio3440
      @raulio3440 Рік тому +8

      This comment is fucking crazy because this is the same people who made Racist Mario

    • @ktk46
      @ktk46 Рік тому +2

      @@raulio3440 I agree that racist Mario was crazy but it was all just unrealistic of the wall comedy but this hits real because all of the things you hear about the show business and how people are treated

  • @kuchom
    @kuchom Рік тому +257

    It's crazy how they animated a whole in depth documentary of Hollywood. Truly the brightest minds of our generation

    • @RobinTheMetaGod
      @RobinTheMetaGod Рік тому

      Grow up, Mario was not bad.

    • @Ballsstealer
      @Ballsstealer Рік тому +2

      @@RobinTheMetaGodwhat?

    • @loscause7927
      @loscause7927 Рік тому +2

      ​@@RobinTheMetaGodIt more has to do with Hollywood being a fucked up cesspit of broken dreams and people...

    • @SaltyAsTheSea
      @SaltyAsTheSea 11 місяців тому

      ​@@RobinTheMetaGodyou the type to love la croix for being the best tasting stfu. Name checks out I guess though, have fun with your boring ass life homeboy. Just stop trying to say the shit you eat up is acceptable for the rest of us. Some of us simply want better, and far within reason I must add.

  • @jwhite3389
    @jwhite3389 Рік тому +614

    Mario really did get the full Hollywood experience.

    • @DoomsDayFortress
      @DoomsDayFortress Рік тому +10

      At least the movie was really good

    • @TheMediaMutants
      @TheMediaMutants Рік тому +2

      😂

    • @TheMediaMutants
      @TheMediaMutants Рік тому +2

      ​@@DoomsDayFortress true 😂

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 Рік тому

      Now I understand why they never made a Doom movie with Doomguy... Doomguy probably shoved the contract up the producer's ass!

    • @jytvreal
      @jytvreal Рік тому +3

      the female experience

  • @SomarytheHeroRise
    @SomarytheHeroRise Рік тому +16

    My boy mario.. he tried so hard after all of those first places at the development of his character.. started as a little plumber with 8 bits finishing with 4K Ultra resolution being caught by his own brother.. Why did you tried that much 😭. We always knew you were the number one

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 Рік тому +9

    This might as well be a documentary about Hollywood.

  • @chunkylad5084
    @chunkylad5084 Рік тому +771

    In the end, saving Luigi was just a pipe dream 😔

  • @ghost14224
    @ghost14224 Рік тому +2623

    Hollywood was the true monster all along...how realistic.(due to increase in likes I might just stop being a meme channel and start commenting more)

    • @ghost14224
      @ghost14224 Рік тому +7

      @I made a fire song on my page making fun of bots. Pretty sus dude

    • @turosechil8798
      @turosechil8798 Рік тому +21

      Those who control it are, for sure.

    • @uberneanderthal
      @uberneanderthal Рік тому +13

      yup, and the documentary Hollywoodism will tell you how and why

    • @rasengdori13
      @rasengdori13 Рік тому +8

      And here comes the antisemitism.

    • @lautarogomez9711
      @lautarogomez9711 Рік тому +10

      ​@@rasengdori13history will always repeat itself...we can't change, we will always be... monsters

  • @PapaLycanDnD
    @PapaLycanDnD Рік тому +95

    “Chris Pratt” and “range” in the same sentence is the single best joke I’ve ever heard out of this channel. 😂😂😂

    • @amazingedits6912
      @amazingedits6912 Рік тому +3

      Damn he ain’t that bad

    • @thanhhange8484
      @thanhhange8484 Рік тому +1

      Did you missed the shot where he gut a guy alive, nail his intestines to a poll and make me crawl around it before dying out in The Terminal List? The guy have some serious "range".

    • @amazingedits6912
      @amazingedits6912 Рік тому +2

      @@thanhhange8484 from gotg3 alone you can’t say he doesn’t have range tbh. He’s great in the gaurdians movies

    • @PapaLycanDnD
      @PapaLycanDnD Рік тому

      @@thanhhange8484 was that the vanity fair piece? That wasn’t a guy, that was an actual fish.

    • @thanhhange8484
      @thanhhange8484 Рік тому

      @Amazing Edits exactly, the guy does well enough for the majority of roles he got into, casual comedy, scifi, action thriller, I never noticed him much outside the guardians but after The Terminal List and read about how much works and training he put into that show, he really impressed me

  • @AbrasiousProductions
    @AbrasiousProductions Рік тому +33

    It's unsettling how accurate this is.. I wanna be a filmmaker but I hope to god I can avoid the corruption, pedophilia and satanism required in Hollywood to be successful..

    • @uu-kq6mn
      @uu-kq6mn Рік тому +6

      You'll avoid it. Good luck to you on your path.

    • @VilaToro64
      @VilaToro64 10 місяців тому +3

      I wanted to be a voice actor I feel I could have made it but knowing what goes on in Hollywood I was like naw I'm good my interest went to something else and honestly I'm not to upset about it good luck to you dude

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions 10 місяців тому +3

      @@VilaToro64 I don't even really desire fame, I desire to create art by making films and such but I don't want any level of fame to where people would fawn over me and beg me for autographs, selling your soul and raping children aside, fame looks overrated, it's too much noise, too much bother and too much attention, I prefer a quiet life unbothered by sycophants who don't appreciate me for who I am, they only appreciate my work, by the way, I've wanted to be a voice actor too and I plan to create an animated series one day :)

    • @VilaToro64
      @VilaToro64 10 місяців тому +1

      @AbrasiousProductions like wise dude fame is over rated having to deal with so many fake people is to deal with it just seemed like something fun. one pice of advice I will give you is, don't be afraid to do something different. The entertainment industry is begging for it rn. The iron is hot but also, most importantly stick to your morals and integrity man. I got sum pretty good ideas for cartoons that probably won't ever see the light of day unfortunately but it's OK if you want em I'll be glad to share it and if it comes out successful I won't hound you for a cut of profits I swear lol

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions 10 місяців тому +2

      @@VilaToro64 brother, not to come off as rude or anything but I don't even need this advice yet I really appreciate you for telling me, I believe in the same exact thing, I may be a lowly film critic with a pitiful 500 subscribers but I'm cast iron in sticking with my morals, staying with christ and doing the best job I can, in fact today I recorded quite a lot of audio for an upcoming video, I care about my art and I'd rather die than see it tarnished by shady elites, fame is not for me, I'd rather die a good nobody than an evil somebody.

  • @albertwesker295
    @albertwesker295 Рік тому +87

    The funny thing is that it isn't an exaggerated depiction of Hollywood.
    *This is Hollywood*

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 Рік тому

      Nah. This is the censored, watered-down version of Hollywood. Jeffrey Epstein's clientele list is true Hollywood.

  • @marcello7781
    @marcello7781 Рік тому +352

    Suddenly I'm having flashbacks from that old but gold Flashgitz short of Mario Kart, the one with Kratos.

  • @shadow_man9341
    @shadow_man9341 Рік тому +35

    3:43 I was really waiting for the moment they would show up in the screen and they were doing something else and the sound was deceving us in a comical way, but alas...

  • @michaeldimare3786
    @michaeldimare3786 Рік тому +38

    The despair, the anguish, the acceptance of a cruel fate for the Mario Brothers. You’ve out done yourselves boys

  • @lonewolfxmohaa
    @lonewolfxmohaa Рік тому +13

    That ending went too hard lmao, I about blew a lung. It was such a genius comedic moment how it connected to the beginning of the plot

  • @BaronNate
    @BaronNate Рік тому +378

    I feel that Tom and Don have been wanting to make this cartoon for a VERY long time and just needed a movie to justify their fetish art...

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Рік тому +1

      I mean feminization and gangbang can be hot but this is doing nothing for me

    • @SuperSonic04395
      @SuperSonic04395 Рік тому +2

      Love Mario ❣️💖❣️

    • @TaddiestMason
      @TaddiestMason Рік тому

      It applies to any IP they can get their grubby mitts on. Hollywood wants to rape and exploit everything it possibly can.

  • @Krazykal
    @Krazykal Рік тому +15

    4:40 Its pretty cool you were able to save some production money by just shooting your commercial in Portland, very realistic.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +476

    Born too early to explore Space
    Born too late to explore Earth
    Born just in time to witness well endowed Mario 2:10

  • @SuperBigratman
    @SuperBigratman Рік тому +8

    The comment about Garfield becoming reality 😬

  • @NixxNikoli
    @NixxNikoli Рік тому +28

    This one hit different. Mario was so ashamed he couldn't even be there to stop Luigi from watching

    • @jytvreal
      @jytvreal Рік тому

      mario died from choking on the c... cream

  • @roberthornyak5875
    @roberthornyak5875 Рік тому +105

    Luigi truly is the lucky one. To be able to just pull the plug and have the mercy of it all being over. The sweet embrace of the end and escape from Hollywood destroying characters from many of our childhoods.

    • @RobinTheMetaGod
      @RobinTheMetaGod Рік тому

      Grow up, Mario was not bad.

    • @roberthornyak5875
      @roberthornyak5875 Рік тому +3

      @@RobinTheMetaGod I agree, Mario wasn't bad, what they did to Mario was.

    • @malcolmc.7288
      @malcolmc.7288 Рік тому +1

      ​@@roberthornyak5875 at least Mario didn't get the Sonic "facelift"

    • @sebastienneymarjean3463
      @sebastienneymarjean3463 7 місяців тому

      cant forget what they did to Godziller in 1998

  • @xero1134
    @xero1134 Рік тому +102

    To be fair the mario movie was better than expected

    • @aggravatedintrovert7074
      @aggravatedintrovert7074 Рік тому +5

      No

    • @skyhunter2816
      @skyhunter2816 Рік тому +16

      Thought it was fantastic.

    • @skyhunter2816
      @skyhunter2816 Рік тому +23

      @@aggravatedintrovert7074 Yes. Don't blame the internet because you didn't watch it.

    • @xero1134
      @xero1134 Рік тому +11

      @Sky Hunter yeah I went in with basically no expectation and I left feeling real happy about having seen it

    • @Sparrows1121
      @Sparrows1121 Рік тому +6

      I am sorry but i aint touching anything with Seth Rogen in it, his influence on weed culture has made me just disgusted by anything he touches

  • @Seeric85
    @Seeric85 Рік тому +32

    The representative from Nintendo is my favourite character, I like how he chuckles in Japanese.

    • @MrSeekerOfPeace
      @MrSeekerOfPeace Рік тому +2

      They're like massive weebs. Making a n accurate Japanese businessman laugh is the least they could do!

  • @DJKronikCam710
    @DJKronikCam710 Рік тому +10

    Unpopular opinion: i DIDN'T hate the old, live action Mario bros movie lol

    • @VilaToro64
      @VilaToro64 10 місяців тому +1

      A friend of mine showed me it and I had a real good time it wasn't that bad and I'm proud to say I will own a copy of it

  • @edwells4769
    @edwells4769 Рік тому +13

    0:35 is very confusing, the characters have very oddly small, almost mockingly small, noses

  • @skenzyme81
    @skenzyme81 Рік тому +38

    4:12 Mario (Bukkake) Party
    Don't worry, they censor this stuff in Japan so you can still watch it with your kids.

  • @spark7620
    @spark7620 Рік тому +17

    At 3:08 I knew exactly where this was going lmao

  • @JasonLyman-ny4hm
    @JasonLyman-ny4hm Рік тому +75

    This feels straight out of South Park, they should hire this guy to write episodes

    • @jytvreal
      @jytvreal Рік тому

      cartman already got breast implants

    • @HenriFaust
      @HenriFaust Рік тому +1

      South Park has to deal with Hollywood censors.

    • @jytvreal
      @jytvreal Рік тому

      @@HenriFaust no

    • @HenriFaust
      @HenriFaust Рік тому +1

      @@jytvreal Poseur, don't lie about shows that you never watched.

    • @Tential1
      @Tential1 Рік тому

      South park is one of the few things in Hollywood doing well. He's killing off the rest of Hollywood just by existing on UA-cam. UA-cam is now watched on actual tvs at an insane rate. He's essentially killed ABC, CBS comedy shows etc. Comedy shows.

  • @yaennee
    @yaennee Рік тому +7

    the scenes where they might’ve took advantage of mario was disturbing lol 😂😂

  • @BFG_10G
    @BFG_10G Рік тому +92

    Luigi pulling out his life support was just too much for me.🤣😁

  • @pieflip2414
    @pieflip2414 Рік тому +17

    2:02 The Doctor Was Feeling That Mario Theme Song 😂😂😂

  • @stoned_savage
    @stoned_savage Рік тому +98

    I've been subscribed to flashgitz for so long that I can pretty much tell the "Surprise" or "twist." I knew at least one character was getting fake boobs and was pretty positive that mario eventually had to "please" the casting guy to get the part. Im not disappointed at all. You guys keep me laughing, and I regularly rewatch your content. Keep it up guys! I hope you expand further.

    • @ermacn.cheese726
      @ermacn.cheese726 Рік тому +3

      I feel the same way except I was extremely dissapointed, kinda grossed out, and felt like unsubbing. Really saw it coming, and didn't make it any funnier.

    • @stoned_savage
      @stoned_savage Рік тому +2

      @Ermac N.Cheese Sorry you felt disappointed... Comedy is subjective, so what you find funny might not be funny for others. Maybe stick to more "PG13" content if it grossed you out.

    • @BuetifullPersun
      @BuetifullPersun Рік тому +1

      @@ermacn.cheese726 I’m going to say the n word

    • @substitutegery8206
      @substitutegery8206 Рік тому

      Hi can you explain if they are portraying that the movie was disappointing or was it Hollywood? It can can be also parody for fun, but I don’t really know.

    • @stoned_savage
      @stoned_savage Рік тому +2

      @Substitute Gery Im positive they went the "South Park" parody route. Meaning they illustrated that because of Hollywood being money grubbing morons and not caring about fans or the subject structure, it made the movie bad as a result.

  • @alexanderatlas8837
    @alexanderatlas8837 Рік тому +5

    The fact that Chris Pratt is the new voice of Garfield makes this better

  • @AAX1975
    @AAX1975 Рік тому +119

    This kind of felt like an alternate universe since the new Mario movie is actually quite good.

    • @PracticallyBlind
      @PracticallyBlind Рік тому +48

      This is what people thought it would turn out to be compared to what we got and what we got was pretty good

    • @AAX1975
      @AAX1975 Рік тому +4

      @@PracticallyBlind yuuup

    • @TuffleG
      @TuffleG Рік тому +2

      Ehhh

    • @PregnantFreddyKrueger
      @PregnantFreddyKrueger Рік тому +12

      It is. This is what it wouldn't been like had Hollyweird been given full creative reign.

    • @sctumminello
      @sctumminello Рік тому +31

      Apparently, Nintendo was closely involved and brooked no bullshit. The rumor is that the script initially was going to have the Mario Bros as bumbling schmucks who just happened to mesh with Peach's plans to thwart Bowser. Nintendo vetoed that and was prepared to walk away entirely if the script was not heavily rewritten to their explicit satisfaction. The film is, as it is supposedly, because Japan flatly refused to give Hollywood an inch over the ip.

  • @purpleprinc3
    @purpleprinc3 Рік тому +14

    Mario by himself is the most diverse character ever. As an old meme once said. "Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican. Jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."

  • @theHedgex1
    @theHedgex1 Рік тому +14

    This is pretty accurate documentation of Hollywood in general.

    • @Aristocratic13
      @Aristocratic13 Рік тому +1

      How so?

    • @MrKIMBO345
      @MrKIMBO345 Рік тому +1

      Some women actors and the producers.

    • @theHedgex1
      @theHedgex1 Рік тому

      @@MrKIMBO345 some producers are the women ;:p

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Aristocratic13 it's pretty common for casting counches to happen in Hollywood. Which is why the producers had the contract in his underwear.
      It's honestly sick. Sadly people don't really talk about it. It's onw of those things that people forget because it's been a problem for so long.

    • @Aristocratic13
      @Aristocratic13 Рік тому

      @@lightningpenguin8937 That’s insane

  • @stringanime
    @stringanime Рік тому +2

    Thank GOD!!!!! This isn't as bizarre as MARIO MIND RHYME, by The Stringini Bros. No one is as weird as them.

  • @njez7563
    @njez7563 Рік тому +6

    2:19 thats such a south park noise

  • @playermaster1597
    @playermaster1597 Рік тому +45

    It's great that Mario would sacrifice his everything just to help his brother truly a great story 😔

  • @giygasthedevilalien5995
    @giygasthedevilalien5995 Рік тому +30

    3:35💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @CaucasianFreak
    @CaucasianFreak 5 місяців тому +4

    We gotta appreciate the sacrifice Luigi made for Mario....

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. Місяць тому

      While Mario did his sacrifices in vain.

  • @TheAudioRemedy
    @TheAudioRemedy Рік тому +5

    Jesus, this was f*cked up lol. Even more f*cked up: how much I laughed at the coin jingles when Mario shoved his phone back in his pocket, and somehow that's the most memorable bit for me.
    (EDIT) 3:12

  • @acalle3155
    @acalle3155 Рік тому +27

    4:28 😂🤣🍝

    • @MorganaFan-eh5to
      @MorganaFan-eh5to Рік тому +1

      4:30 Me Reaction Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Rule 34!

  • @yahankoinahi2690
    @yahankoinahi2690 Рік тому +8

    This might be one of the darkest flashgitz sketch, and I Absolutly love this, The courage to do dark jokes, as almost we have no comedian left who is doing dark comedy like in 70S or 80S.

  • @oscarsanderson7622
    @oscarsanderson7622 Рік тому +43

    We need a collaboration between flashgitz and meat canyon. A 10 min colab

    • @leroyrodgers6089
      @leroyrodgers6089 Рік тому +4

      They collaborate all the time.

    • @AmericanZergling
      @AmericanZergling Рік тому +1

      @@leroyrodgers6089 Yeah, I get confused when people always have to mention Flashgits/Meatcanyon collabs as if they aren't things that happen all the time. It's not a coincidence that they release their videos on the same day.

  • @stickmanbrains
    @stickmanbrains Рік тому +2

    I love the subtle coin sounds when he grabs his phone out of his pocket. Great attention to detail.

  • @BlastSlayerSGM
    @BlastSlayerSGM Рік тому +16

    3:29 pain in the ass eugh

  • @stuartwheatley9867
    @stuartwheatley9867 Рік тому +49

    Accurate representation of Hollywood is on point

  • @TareanSmiley
    @TareanSmiley Рік тому +22

    I lost my shit @3:50
    I just cried, both from laughing and shame.

  • @MegaHerpityDerpity
    @MegaHerpityDerpity Рік тому +1

    Fun fact about the original Mario Bros movie. The original director was going for a steampunk mushroom kingdom, and then left the scene partway through production. So the new director was just left with what was left of the movie when he took over. He honestly did the best with what he had.

  • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
    @themonsterunderyourbed9408 Рік тому +3

    Hollywood forcing Mario to troon himself to be in a movie is peak meta.

  • @dwerical
    @dwerical Рік тому +35

    With each upload the animation just gets better and better. And I'm loving it.

  • @daltoncelusta2262
    @daltoncelusta2262 Рік тому +9

    The title should be "if disney made Mario"

  • @bearking1249
    @bearking1249 Рік тому +24

    I didn't see a problem with Chris Pratt as Mario but yeah they should have gotten the actual Mario voice for it and should have went with a different voice for dk

    • @JosePerez-sy2jc
      @JosePerez-sy2jc Рік тому +3

      Like who?. Bro if you were actually smart you would know doing the full on Mario voice would scratch your throat. Even the OG Mario Voice Actor said so

    • @NexusProductions-rz1sv
      @NexusProductions-rz1sv Рік тому +8

      1. Chris Pratt did the Mario voice in the movie.
      2. Charles Martine was in the movie, and ALSO did the Mario voice.
      3. This shit was back to back AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE so it's impossible to have missed!

    • @alexmanzanares200
      @alexmanzanares200 Рік тому +1

      @@MarvinPowell1 i mean arent people whos bitching about chris pratt voice also bitching about mothing?

    • @Dubs22005
      @Dubs22005 Рік тому +1

      i didn't find chris pratt distracting. you know who got me out of the movie's storytelling? hearing fucking seth rogan's voice again. he's not even voice acting. it's just his voice.

  • @kengrand5445
    @kengrand5445 Рік тому +6

    This is sad & actually shows how sick Hollywood truly is

  • @RhobarEisenblut
    @RhobarEisenblut Рік тому +31

    While I appreciate this animations I must admit that this one was by now the most depressing episode. In other words it is artistic good.

  • @frissons1fan34
    @frissons1fan34 Рік тому +53

    Chris Pratt really is a cinematic titan, so charismatic, so humble

    • @ZER0O9
      @ZER0O9 Рік тому +4

      So cool

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn Рік тому +5

      He did play a deranged Navy Seal in 'The Terminal List.' That's a farcry from his goofy fun guy shtick.

  • @captaindanecrazychannel646
    @captaindanecrazychannel646 Рік тому +3

    Imagine if Mario just comes back after all of that and just goes in the Hospital
    just to see his Brother killed himself just because he saw him whoring himself for money to save him
    Thats tough.

  • @darkeuphoria8733
    @darkeuphoria8733 Рік тому +1

    I like how you guys outlined all the problems from the begining XD

  • @gumballcr3054
    @gumballcr3054 Рік тому +8

    Normally these type of videos wouldn’t disturb me but this one did… good job

  • @Tential1
    @Tential1 Рік тому +13

    2:17 I'm dead....

  • @Eric-1444
    @Eric-1444 Рік тому +11

    Mario really got humbled after his encounter with Kratos

    • @uu-kq6mn
      @uu-kq6mn Рік тому

      Oh my God someone still remembers

  • @glassramen
    @glassramen Рік тому +2

    Man I just keep getting reminded that I'm alone in loving the original SMB movie.

  • @deadbunny2822
    @deadbunny2822 Рік тому +3

    If a version like this get released, critics will praise so hard and the audiences will question: What is Life?

  • @GrumpyWolfTech
    @GrumpyWolfTech Рік тому +9

    4:45 That's clearly Portland, not NY.

  • @SIyMarbo
    @SIyMarbo Рік тому +16

    0:12 you take that back flashgitz
    it was a good movie

  • @LostSoul-TeemoMain
    @LostSoul-TeemoMain Рік тому +10

    1:34 how i imagine they look like.

  • @plasmawolf7960
    @plasmawolf7960 Рік тому +2

    4:47 bro broke the #1 rule of going to New York State... never go to New York City.

  • @jayood
    @jayood Рік тому +1

    4:42 seeing this made me emotional for the rest of the day

  • @LUC1D1TI_
    @LUC1D1TI_ Рік тому +4

    luigi pulling the plug did a real solid for mario, what a chad fr

  • @karoliszutautas808
    @karoliszutautas808 Рік тому +25

    I still can't believe they cast a crisp rat as Mario, completely unbelievable!

  • @carlosfer2201
    @carlosfer2201 Рік тому +5

    The Seth Rogen part at the end was too accurate

  • @TheAnax
    @TheAnax Рік тому +2

    Just remember, Miyamoto signed off on everything in this Mario Movie.

    • @michaeldimare3786
      @michaeldimare3786 Рік тому

      He’s the executive even if that’s not his position…..oh god, position

  • @sigmacademy
    @sigmacademy Рік тому +3

    01:24. Nobody notices that the two guy executives are EXACTLY the same person? XD

  • @dnkypnch7442
    @dnkypnch7442 Рік тому +217

    Honestly Chris Pratt didn’t do a bad job playing Mario. I thought it was gonna be way worse.

    • @hugoshooter
      @hugoshooter Рік тому +29

      He didnt do a good job either

    • @theleftasscheek3380
      @theleftasscheek3380 Рік тому +72

      @@hugoshooter I think he did pretty good

    • @WeedShaggy
      @WeedShaggy Рік тому +14

      He half assed his role.

    • @Badmunky64
      @Badmunky64 Рік тому +38

      He was way better than what the initial trailer showed.

    • @J01789
      @J01789 Рік тому +58

      ​@@WeedShaggy Seth Rogan was half assed. At least Chris made an attempt.

  • @masterknife8423
    @masterknife8423 Рік тому +29

    This is why Nintendo should've got a Japanese animation studio to make the Mario movie. America needs to stop interfering with characters made by Japan

    • @NexusProductions-rz1sv
      @NexusProductions-rz1sv Рік тому +9

      Cope and seeth, everyone agrees they did Mario good.

    • @Sparrows1121
      @Sparrows1121 Рік тому +5

      It can work if its done right. Sonic movie was gonna be a shitshow, but they listened and it got good. And it doesnt have Seth Rogen in it, so i am happy.

  • @ianrae4049
    @ianrae4049 8 місяців тому +4

    Saddest part is higherups taking advantage of actors sexually

  • @USMC444817
    @USMC444817 Рік тому +1

    So, this is just a behind-the-scenes documentary as to how Hollywood works.

  • @DoktrDub
    @DoktrDub Рік тому +1

    As somebody who worked in Hollywood for 11 years as a stage manager and coordinator getting quite close to many executives of 4 out of 5 of the main studios, I’m just gonna come out and say that this is genuinely not too far off from reality.
    Aside from that, I love the parody, even though it hits a little close to home, but sometimes you’ve just to got to laugh 😂

  • @ExaltedArchvile
    @ExaltedArchvile Рік тому +5

    The forced grins on the Hollywood executives are so on point.