Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind (Part 2)
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In this episode my friend and I looked at some unusual and amazing shower thoughts also known as stoner thoughts, that will actually make you question your life. Some of these shower thoughts will prove your life is a lie by showing you a different perspective.
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0:40 she also calls herself an explorer but is constantly lost and asking us for help
Zoe Fleming oh my gosh so true
I agree with you got you know Jenny Chi
And Dora is 4 years old, basically encouraging little kids to go to the middle of nowhere
Caitlin Malfoy omg yeah
So right
Thoughts Before You Shower: I Don't Want To Shower
When You Shower: This Is My Home Now
This is me all the way 🤣
lmao this is definitely me
That is exactly me
Cause it’s so warm
Nyan Nugget what about when the hot water runs out?
U guys know how cinderellas shoe fits PERFECTLY at the end.
how did it fall off then?
Vanessa Ma Vlogs how come she is the only one in THE ENTIRE KINGDOM with that shoe size.
Vanessa Ma Vlogs the real question is how that dumbass prince can't recognize the face of the woman he loves even though her face was like 100% uncovered. He didn't even remember she was a blonde. Like he went to every woman's house and asked thousands of brunettes and gingers and darker haired women when his love was like the only blonde there.
Vanessa Ma Vlogs l
Vanessa Ma Vlogs *Cirendella. (Dictated by JonTron from Game Grumps)
OMGGGGG
I have a shower thought!!!!
Why is it called a building when it is already built?
*yes*
Heard it
Why is it called a ceiling when it's already sealed?
I heard this one🙄
I have one too!
Why is it that cats are praised as gods in Ancient Egypt but god is dog backwards and dogs are known for being the enemy of cats??
My shower thoughts: MY EYESSSS THERES SOAP IN MY EYES!!!
I am dying
LoL
This is one of the best comments I've seen 😂😂
@@RealMike02 when I saw that I spit on my screen and started laughing uncontrollably 😂😂
@@shadowlikesbeans2765 haha 😂😂 I literally dropped my phone, luckily not on the floor
if you are a security guard at a Samsung store, would you be called the guardian of the galaxies
*mind blown*
Hahhahahahaahhaahahhahaahahh
Tøasted Pøtatø that was pretty clever
good 1 i didn't ever think about that
HAHAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY CAUSE I USED TO WORK AT A SAMSUNG STORE N I CALLED MYSELF THE GUARDIAN OF THAT GALAXY, CAUSE I WAS THE NIGHT GUARD. So I used to entertain myself by pretending I was important. #SadLife #NoLife #4everAlone #NoFriends #Depressed You get the idea.
Shower thoughts: if I saw a random youtuber on the street I would already know a whole bunch of personal things about them and they wouldn't even know my name
Olivia de la Fuente true
Should it be a youtuber u know because if it's a UA-camr that's random you won't know them as well??
so if you passed me on the street that would happen?
GamersCorner no sorry
Olivia de la Fuente you don't know me >:)
My shower thought: what if life is all a very long dream and death is where we all wake up
Bruh that's deep
@@shhfhs well he was orignally American
@@lunathewolf3346 wat
Woah
My friend said that before you must be a sign
If life is unfair to everyone, doesnt that make life fair?
.... oww
OH MY GOD BEST ONE IVE SEEN
how...
Hxssxl Lxm i get it
Hxssxl Lxm HOLY CRAP U R RIGHT!
my shower thought:
we only live for about 5 minutes
but every time we breath
it resets
You actually breathe around 16 times a minute so the it would keep resetting
@@ravensilverthorne8968 He means that our life spans is roughly 5 minutes, but everytime we breathe it resets. So it resets 16 times a minutes, but we CAN live 5 minutes.
You sir, have changed the way I see things.
But someone held their breathe for 22 minutes...
It's a world record
Apparently, idk if it's true. I cba to check..
"This is the circle of liiiifffee."
- Tal & Micheal
If you work on a farm, and you tend to chickens....
Aren't you now the chicken tender?
Blu _the_raptor Wow 😮 🤔
CHICKEN STRIIIIIIIIIIIIPS!!!!!!
Mind blown
*Nuke blows up
OwO
Boooo
My shower thought: From a young age our parents told us not to take candy from strangers... Than what is Halloween for?!
My mom always took us to people she knew. Trick or treating is different then just accepting candy from a random person trying to kidnap you.
we dont trick or treat in philipines so i cant Relate sorry spelling error
@@cunilingus5023 i read that rong I read we don't trick or treat(we don't trick and we don't treat)
@@cunilingus5023 minsan sa pacific mall
It's illegal in Indonesia
My shower thought:
If you drop the soap on the floor, will the soap be dirty or will the floor be clean?
That's a good question
Soap would get dirty
It is both
MR UNKNOWN both
MR UNKNOWN you got that from Collins Key lol
Every year we unknowingly pass the anniversary of our death day.
My god no don't say that
what if its on Feb 29
Simon Blaser every second i waste reading and now replying to this comment, im getting closer to my "unfortunate" downfall of myself.
Simon Blaser no depressing comnents please
Simon Blaser now I'm gonna think about that every day.
toasters are like tanning beds for bread
SO TRUE
Bruh
That is true.., like totally true
so true
👌🏻🤚🏻✨
Shower thought: do transformers get auto insurance or life insurance?
How About an auto-life insurance
Eshaan Billing half of these comments are stolen
Both of them
Im thinking so hard rn
Which transformer , The ones who stays in street , and gives electricity or yhe ones that are robot , that autobots a nd decepticons , which one ?
is anyone just watching all of his old videos??? i am
Lindsey Berry lol same
Lindsey Berry ha I beat you
Same
I
Lindsey Berry yep!
Every time you blink you can never be positive of what happened while you were blinking.
Exonatic Productions so true!
Exonatic Productions
IM DONE BLINKING
shower thought: if right now is the present, but now the past.. in five seconds it will be the future, now its the present, nope it's now the past, what tense do we really live in. because you were reading this in the present, which is now the past...
EVG-SO.FLIPPIN.TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVG The Past...
ugh
EVG :0
We live in the present, because as we do things we do them in the present. But after we do them we have done them in the past. So we live inthr present.
"Good, no one liked you anyway."
Me: **hello darkness my old friend**
Kookies N' Butters *when even darkness isn’t your friend* 💔
He literally said that as I was reading this.
What if you woke up one day in a completely different place and it turns out your life was a dreams
I KNOW it's so wierd
Definition of a coma basically
You legit made me afraid to go to sleep
You know... I wouldn't mind that.
Bernie I think about that a lot
Why is a building called a building if it's already been built
Same thing as drawing.
Hits blunt...😂
ItsOfficial :o
get this person an award please
this is from ryan higa
Shower thoughts: There's a ghost beside me
Same
nour x__x
that's my everyday thought
nour x__x when u close ur eyes 2 shampoo ur hair😂
Zahraa Ghanny SO TRUE THO!!!
nour x__x
DEEP THOUGHTS: have u ever imagined that a piece of dust could be an entire universe
NO it couldn't
The Radioactive Pug INFINTY WAR
Horton Hears a Who
Of course
Q U A N T U M P H Y S I C S T I M E
Imperfect literally spells I'm perfect
Nyasha Lorraine Mpofu Liza...?
Rainbow exactly.
Im shook is out. Byyyyyeeeeeee. Yup it is her
impossible literally spells im possible.
Imperfect + an apostrophe + a space = I'm perfect
Shower thought: You drive on a parkway and park on a drive way
Cecilia Eldredge huh no you park on a car park and drive on a road or street, grove, place, drive, way or yay
Cecilia Eldredge what is a drive way
What is a park way
Cecilia Eldredge OH MY LORD OH YEAH
Omg so true
Shower Thought: What if everything is a hallucination caused by breathing? If this is true, is that why when we stop breathing, we black out?
My shower thoughts: If u don't sin Jesus died for nothing
A RANDOM PERSON 😱
A RANDOM PERSON Good luck with not sinning. If you find the secret please tell me
Christ's Moon he said if you dont sin its rude
TheMower 27 that’s so trippy I’ve officially entered the confusion matrix -_-
When Tal started scratching his ear, everyone watching scratched their ear. Logic.
not me I had earbuds in...
Tru
Taylor nope🙃😊
This is sooo
*Not true*
I was playing a game, then I suddenly thought of this, is my plant monster a herbivore if he ate plants, or is that considered cannibalism?
Gabriel Quimson hmmmm
cannibalism
Gabriel Quimson both
Dumb question
Gabriel Quimson depends if it's the same species of plant or another one. On the logic of your question you could ask if a human ate a mammal would that be cannibalism or us being carnivores
If you clean a vacuum cleaner aren't you the vacuum cleaner???
If you sweat in a sweater aren't you a sweater???
If you choke a smurf what color does it turn???
Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed???
Like that if my shower thoughts are good 😊😁🔥
Lil JP your stomach doesn't think anything
Lil JP the smurf would turn deep blue purple.
Lil JP did you get the "choking a smurf" from Jeff Dunham
Lil JP It would be better with question marks... It ruins the fun. •~•
You only have 1 birthday tho all the rest are just anniversaries
whyyyyy why do you have to do this to meeeeeeee
bam.
Is thaaaat laserbeam
(\_/) (\_/)
( •-•) (•-• )
( >🍪< )
Amazing
Another shower thought:
Cheese has holes in it
More cheese=more holes
More holes= less cheese
Therefore, more cheese=less cheese
I need to re-process life now
Therefore again, more=less
Oh mah gawd!!!
Woah
That's a meme seen it before lol
if we can't see air... then can fish see water?
If we can see water...then can fish see air?•O•
Air is an invisible gas. Water is a visible liquid
that was just a joke😂
Sapphire Grace when a chemistry teacher replies
lol😂
Sapphire Grace We can both see water but none of us can see air
Shower thought: if Tal Fishman was short, he would be Smal Fishman
Nope. His name would just be ironic. His whole name wouldn't change because of his height.
Tamryn Lafrom it’s a joke XD lmao
Vanilla 17 it's just a joke
Vanilla 17 it still could changed because his parents could name him that or he could change his name to it :/
OreolambSlime that’s just mean
Shower thought how come when you say seperated your lips touch but when you say together they dont
BAM!
Mind blown
how come when I see u our lips touch
You technically copied my comment just changed the words I said apart and touch.. not saying you cooped
Wot?
That's a good shower thought
I tried the thing with ur finger in ur ear. Woah. Mind blown 🤯 it actually works
Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?
mary sanchez both coz he's special
mary sanchez LMAOOOO
He has the special race car package
o.O
mary sanchez give this man a prize !
Why is there a grapefruit when there is a fruit called a grape ??
Human Being pineapple has neither pine nor apple...
Pineapple has pines (:
Abbiga3l how? what do u mean by pines then? 😕😃
SUPARNA CHATTERJEE
pine is a fruit or nut
I think
SUPARNA CHATTERJEE GUESS WHAT there us a unpopular fruit which is a white strawberry ( instead if red its white ) and it tastes like pineapple so they called it pineberry
Does Mike Wasozki blink or wink??🤔😐
Vanessa Bautista That is a good one!
'Cause he has a single eye ;O *GASP*
Vanessa Bautista if he does a different posture instead of standing straight he could possibly be winking and if he stands straight he could be blinking
This is just a theory
The definition of blinking is closing all the available eyes so yes he does blink
He bwinks
Here's my shower thoughts:
1)If you come out of the shower clean, then how does your towel get dirty?
2)If the #2 pencil is the most used pencil, then why isn't it #1?
3)Why is it that when you spell the word "refrigerator" it doesn't have the letter "d" in it, but when you spell the word "fridge" it does?
#3
Go back to English class
If humans doesn't see air does fishes see water?
Major Killer
fish still breath air just though the gills via water.
as water still has o2 in it.
Ur grammar tho
Uhhhhhh......... Grammar?
Oh. My. Gooooooooood
where is the grammar
Shower thought: why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Me: *realizes how lame i am*
C H E R R Y I'm ur 100th like😏
C H E R R Y it’s because we’re obviously really sick and can’t shower.
C H E R R Y ok
Same
C H E R R Y uhhhhhhhhhhh
Heres one shower thought:
There are more buttcheeks in the world than people
-Liza Koshy
LOOOOOL
True!!!!
Good job 👏 you have a brain WoW 😮
Ok...
Lol! I love that line.
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Tall and micheal: *IS THE CIRCLE OF LIFFFEEE*
Connie Covers hey this has nothing to do with the comment but do you watch Riverdale because your profile picture is Madalaine Petsch (Cheryl Blossom)
*tall and michael*
Roblo Boy Tal*
I was saying she said it wrong
Michael
shower thought= what happens to the world when you blinked
Pensil Tumpul nothing
That litterly had me thinking for 20 mins ... no kidding (sorry for spelling)
Pensil Tumpul 😮
Pensil Tumpul nothing
Pensil Tumpul rotates
We can transport ideas from our brains to another persons brain by opening our mouths and pushing sound vibrations in the air
A Heavenly Hamburger nooo😂
A Heavenly Hamburger boi ur just saying how you say an idea to another person but in a smart way (btw it vocal sound waves)
This guy must have some fun editing to do. Imagine him in on his computer. Just imagine him putting in animations.
SOMEONE ELSE DOES IT FOR HIM. IT IS CALLED A DESIGNER.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a fruit smoothie....
I’d say it’s more of a jam
Common sense is knowing ketchup is not a freaking smoothie, you nasty-
• ltcorazon •
Mom:dont have fruit in your lunch?
Me:yessss
Mom:what is it?
Me:tomato
Mom:what a tomato isn't a-oh dadgummit
Vegetables do have seeds
• ltcorazon • - •
"Evening is Night" LOL 😂 Evening is right before night! Evening is evening!
Giggles The Gecko, EXACTLY!
would lightning mcqueen get life insurance or car insurance?
Finlay Taylor that's a good one
Finlay Taylor nice
Finlay Taylor 🤔
He can have both
Finlay Taylor
Damn
Here are some shower thoughts for you all!!!
If there isn't ANY color, it's black, but isn't black a color too?
The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly (weird right?)
Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something
Today is the oldest you’ve ever been, and the youngest you’ll ever be
Before you sleep, you need to pretend to be asleep
We say "hair" when referring to lots of it, but we say "hairs" when referring to few...
Mars is populated with robots, not aliens...
If a cyclops closes his eye momentarily, is it a wink or a blink?
In the word “scent”, is it the “s” or the “c” that is silent?
Isn't saying something is indescribable, describing it?
Do crabs think fish can fly?
Trying to lose at rock paper scissors is just as hard as trying to win
A pregnant woman swimming is like a human submarine!
Mr. Mysterious dude black isn't a color. It's the absence of a color.
Mr. Mysterious in scent the c is silent because without the s it is already a word (cent)
Mr. Mysterious no blacks a shade
Del and Dean Can Vlog! sent and cent r both words. maybe neither letter is silent
If a cyclops closes its eye momentarily it is a wink if in a loving manner and blink if they aren't.
My shower thought: “If frosty the snowman smokes and says “it’s hot that day” When he smokes...how come he’s not *melting*?? 🤔
Brite_ B0mber you wouldn’t know because it never happened🙂
His secretly Olaf
Elsa is guiding him
My shower thought: You never stop clapping. The pause between claps is just really really long...
Candy Girl 27 OMGGG UR SO RIGHT!!! AHH 😱😱😱🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻
*EYE TWITCHES*
This ruined me. I think about it all the time. What have you done.
OMG
*Breathes in*
LKJJAnaIKmshsh
calbel
its from calbel
not her
So, I have blue tooth headphones and as Tal said “If you put your finger in your ear,” my headphones died.
I am shooketh
Shower thought: Dress codes are for what you can and cannot wear, so if you don't wear clothes, you aren't breaking the dress code.
omg. i wish i knew this when going to school. i would of showed them who's boss.
Kori Keeling woah
Kori Keeling No, because it says what you *CANNOT* wear and you cannot wear nothing sooooooo........ JS
But you would also get arrested
IGGY Izziggy worth it
If a tomato is a fruit, isn't ketchup a smoothie?
Woahhh
A tomato is fruit and a vegetable
"Chemicals"
Xx_savage fartz_xX
Wdym?
Xx_savage fartz_xX fruits have seeds vegetables don’t have seeds tomatoes have seeds so that means. (Vegetables)🥒🥬🥦🥕🍠🥔🍆 (fruits)🍏🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🍈🥥🍍🥭🍑🍒🥝🥑🍅 yes
Wait the words, sponge, and square pants are just words that describe spongebob squarepants right? So really spongbobs name is bob.
MIND BLOWN!
Artist Abbi i thought that once too
Artist Abbi ooh cool never thought of that
Artist Abbi :o
His name, I'm pretty sure, is bob, but this may not be true, so don't use it in a vid.
Artist Abbi yeah. I thought this when I was ten. And Squidward’s name is Edward, Patrick’s the same, and Squilliam is William.
Shower thought: Wait my shower thinks?!
Eleazar BEAST529 If it was your shower thinking it would be said as “My shower’s thought(s)” :)
My shower thought: There is never 100% day or night on earth.
Alaska honey Alaska
@GOD IS ME its actually x10000000000000
Shower thought:
You can bite your finger off like a carrot, but your brain prevents you from doing that
I legit just bit my finger in attempt to do this and now it hurts
@@luv442 same
Shower thought: What if life is just a long dream and waking up is what we call death
NKG 2003 Omg 😲
NKG 2003 I usually think of that too...
It's like the Matrix
NKG 2003 that was what I was thinking and you know how people see light before death? It may be a lamp above your head
Jonathan 69 nah it's coming out of the womb lol
Am I the only one who thinks of a song in the Shower instead of these facts
I 100% do that
Shiny Eevee no I do it too
Nooo....
I sing. Loudly. Most likely off key. Yeah but hey it makes me a better singer so my dreams of being on American idol might come true prolly not though
Shiny Eevee no
Shower thought: if we can drink a drink, why can't we food a food?..
watch out for da flying lettuce!! good Lord......
watch out for da flying lettuce!! english logic...
watch out for da flying lettuce!! Wat
Waffle Mc.Wafflecorn umm
Waffle Mc.Wafflecorn mind. Blown
I have some shower thoughts
Why is Ariana Grande so short if her last name mean big in Spanish?
Also, actually I forgot }:3
Fountains噴水Isabelleイザベル because she is thicc
Ariana Big.
Grande means large or big in French
@RBLXNeko Ariana is italian
Arinators: *offended*
my definition of clapping is high fiving your self multiple times for other peoples accomplishments.
JL Cena If dictionaries were honest episode bro
JL Cena I wouldn't bomb has a short o, not a long o
Shower thought: if you got hit by lightning McQueen, would you be struck by lightning??
mezzo liz Not Lighting ( Spell it with a captain L.) McQueen would stick lighting ( spelled with a small l.)
DEAD😂😂💀
You people are stupid. You wouldn’t be dead. Most people survive getting hit or runover by cars. And that shower though would still apply even if McQueen only tapped you because that’s still physical contact with “lightning”
*I am speed*
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
If I clean a vacuum cleaner does that mean that I'm a vacuum cleaner?
You're a vacuum cleaner cleaner.
Brigadier Bleef but then youre need to be cleaned by y vsccuum cleaner that needs to be cleaned again soooooo illuminati is frikin real
Brigadier Bleef smart.
And you are making your vacuum cleaner!
A blind man has a dream wat does he see
shower thoughts:
the teachers are the worker, and the students are the customers (bc they're learning) Customers always right, *rIgHt?*
Makes not sense
Emily plays games Stuwe
sense makes not
Tru
I think the parents are the customers, because our parents are the pne that sign up to the school
@@louisjamessundoro9578 (i kinow this is old) tal said you shouldn't have logic just think deep (he didn't say it like that thou)
Shower thought: one day your parents put you down and never picked you up again 😭
"ice cream doesn't give you AIDS" quote Tal Fishman, 2017
"Well it depends on what you do with the ice cream" quote Cameron Elliott, 2017
Cameron Elliott your profile picture explains everything
5 years damnnnn
5:02
*trys ear thing*
OMG it really does..
ikr
stomper 100 ikr
My shower thought: no two friends will ever be able to go to each other’s funerals
Shower thought:
How can Spongebob cook the Krabby Patties if they're under water
Benevolous they're spongy then
Cartoon logic
Oh...
You just ruined my entire childhood
with raidataion the ocean spongebob takes place in is basest off a real lake in the world war the U.S tested nukes and the only way to cook underwater is raidataion because of the heat the nuke makes when it explodes
Heres one:
Ice is stronger than water right? Then how come fire can melt ice but water can put out fire?
because it can
This why you don't smoke kids
Wait what
just another Hufflepuff the rock paper scissors effect
HOGWARTS!!!!!!!
Shower thought:
I wish we had the ability to dream together with other people. Like multi-player dreaming.......
Selene Tapia I always wanted something like this.
Selene Tapia YES
Wait, but then I can't dream about being with my crush EVER AGAIN
Selene Tapia something I have always wondered is - Do blind people dream? And If so, what do they see in their dreams 🤔🤔❓❔❓❔❓❔
Selene Tapia 😭❤
Immy Reid According to a blind person, he dreams a kaleidoscope of colors. Or a sequence of colors that comes in a cool pattern.
1:07
Michael:He thought he found America but he found India
Me: 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
I was taught taht in school
OML TELL ME THAT ME AND TAL ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN HEAR THE PAC MAN NOISE WITH THEIR FINGER
YAZMIN MURILLO I can😂
I hear it ;-;
MY NAME IS YES Lol same
YAZMIN MURILLO No you are not the only one i can hear it tooo
YAZMIN MURILLO you were just trying to get Tal to like or respond.........
who else tried making the pac man sound in your ear when they tried
IZZY GAMING me?
IZZY GAMING ✋️
IZZY GAMING scoff* no.....👉👂
IZZY GAMING not me.
IZZY GAMING I did and it works
Shower thought: if womb is pronounced woom and tomb is pronounced toom then should bomb be boom 💥
Also a shower thought: If Cinderella's glass slipper fit perfectly why did it fall off??
Hazel yeah and when her slipper fell f why didn't it change back
Hazel Its maybe cause of the heels,it touched the tip of the stair in between the heel and the actual shoe,so the glass slipper fell
idk if im right cause this happened to me and i tripped :)
It still me Pixel ...wow
It still me Pixel mind blown😱
Here is a shower thought that you never think of anywhere else!
“I should get out of the shower”
BOOM! 😂
Oof 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Ik the answer
No
dude
Who else got a Gelato ad after he says “It’s the circle of life!” With all the ice cream in the background...
Who else has concerts in the shower (like if you do 😂.)
n a t a l i e l i l i a n a i do musicals XD
I do both!
I roleplay XD
I do UA-cam videos (fake/imaginary) of how to wash ur hair/body😂😂🤷♂️
Except no one cheers 😭
“I though it was a piece of cheese, just eating stuff”
Michael, 2017
I love 🧀
my shower thoughts:
is the water I'm in wet?
has tal been alive so long that McDonald's took his hairline and made it there logo
shower thought:how did tarzan end up with an American accent yet he was taught by an English girl
He’s not from England and you can’t change your accent
@@rebecca2398 you can because my friend is from America then moved to Liverpool ( uk) and has a proper Scouse accent now.. you just pick it up from people around you
DoodleBugsStudios ! Ya but he never had a accent and babies get their accents and language from what they hear
English is the American accent
Do you mean British? Americans speak English lol.
My shower thoughts
Me: technically if I cut a pizza in half, I’m on my diet of small portions! It’s only TWO slices anyway
Shower thought. *Why do we have a fruit called grapefruit if we already had a fruit called grape*
Dynamite Kitty they're called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes
Science
Are you doing leh weed???!!!! X3
why did people make bad words BAD?
"we're making these words so you can't use them nicely!"
I said that before and my dad or mom (idk anymore) said probably some VERY religious people.
Yeah and why they're even created if we humans wanted to
So at age 60, you’ve spent 2 months having birthdays.
And at 90 you would have three months
Hi blueberry
And at age 360 you would have a year of birthdays
@@rygendary6589 I just wanted to say it.. But you already did. It's good BTW. I got u a like !
If u survives
Why is it called a building when It's already built?
BossNaj Alchary Because they were building it, that's all I have 😉
*But if they're done building it, It's still called a building*
BossNaj Alchary .......Uhhhh, because umm....They couldn't think of a proper name??
Seems legit xD
Ryan Higa said that
8:23 I must be....DEAD!!!
(Welp RIP in food)
How many seconds of our life have we missed by blinking?
838.828.191.637.748.373.999.289.290.282.100 seconds maybe
If a vacuum stops working,
*Does That Mean It Sucks?*
Mia Gray 😨
Mia Gray If I clean a vacuum, does that make ME a vacuum cleaner?
Mia Gray monster high squad
RNDM Creations lol
Mia Gray 🤭
If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner, to make the vacuum cleaner, so it can vacuum cleaner.
wut
my brain just exploded
ZacCanGame If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner (because you're cleaning the vacuum), to make the vacuum cleaner (so that the vacuum is more clean), so it can vacuum cleaner (so the vacuum can vacuum the floor cleaner).
Surely you would become a vacuum cleaner cleaner
6:10
Beautiful
Like I'm literally crying
It's so amazing
“THE CIRRRCLE OF LIFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE” I’m dead🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Keeping up with Kenya LOL
Keeping up with Kenya it came on as soon as I read this 😂
Keeping up with Kenya lol
Lol! From one of my fave disney films!
Christopher Columbus has a map.
Christopher Columbus got lost.
Christopher Columbus thought he was in India.
Christopher Columbus was wrong.
@Jack Flash you're stupid lmao he didn't know it was there he thought he was finding a shorter way to the Asia/areas around it so he can trade and bring gold, loot, etc. back to Spain. He thought there was no land and it was just water till Asia lol pay attention in class
@Jack Flash If nobody knew about it how would he go there because he thought the world was flat and could get to India if he went in a straight line BAM
@Jack Flash - memes and vlogs go back to school imao
@Jack Flash - memes and vlogs he was.trying to find a better route to india because spices were super valuable as well as of course gold so he thought of the idea of finding an all water route because the land route was shorter but far more dangerous
cHrIstOpHeR bAnGnAldO - Bang Chan from Stray Kids
Here's a shower thought: Why can we drink drinks but not food food
OML YES
Deon Bryant is that from that animators channel?
True
Why can you do fast fasting but not slow slowing?
That’s a good one!
My Thought/s: There is a chance that the water that you drink has been through a dinosaur
If you come out of the shower CLEAN. How does the towel get DIRTY?
My mum told me we coukf be drinking dinosaur urine
Could*
Because your dirty...
Aisha Patel because the water is the thing that cleans you right? And the towels job is to get you dry right? So the towel is basically just drying you but in the same time getting rid of the dirty water you used🙂
Tik tok watcher
daaaaaaaaaang.. I've always wondered; if past lives exist, than you could have been Sir Isaac before and you'd be re-leaning what you
discovered, or if you were Abraham Lincoln then you may not like going to plays and just wouldn't know why
@TheMerpanMan ,Honor to meet you sir.
Thats really dark to me..
so i've killed myself hundreds of thousands of times
Wow