The Acolyte Episode 1 REVIEW: MAKE IT MAKE SENSE DISASTER!!
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- Опубліковано 5 чер 2024
- It's here at last. The oncoming disaster of a Star Wars show has dropped and it's just as bad, if not worse than many of us thought it would be. With pathetic characters, dialogue, pacing and plot. The NEWEST fall of Star Wars project has arrived.
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Plot summary: The galaxy had peace, and then lesbian scissoring ruined it.
Also good is evil, evil is good, and lesbians must be worshipped like goddesses.
Even better, by the time of the OT, all traces of this is squashed out galaxy wide.
Eerily close to what Disney Marvel did to America Chavez.
Well, after all 100% of space crimes were comited by lesbians in the real life. Look it up.
So this is just imitating reality.
Lol😂
“I don’t care what they tell you in school, R2-D2 was a lesbian!”
And black 😂
it's R2 Double D's....
Can’t wait for the R2 D2 and R6 D4 fooking scissoring. Im acquiring the droid hub domain name immediately.
And Anakin blew up the Death Star.
Did your Grandma tell you that?
The moment when Spaceballs is better Star Wars then Star Wars.
And it makes way more sense.
The scene where they were getting in the escape pods made me think of "Come back here you fat, bearded b!tch!"
And that moment came when The Force Awakens failed to reunite the original cast for one last grand adventure.
Of course it was better, because Mel Brooks knew that you need to respect the source material in order to create a good parody unlike Leslye Headland did with the Acolyte
@@laszlokiss4409 Hopefully one of these days they make the same observation that Dark Helmet did.."I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!"
The Acolyte happens when all those activist narcissists who weren’t told no as children, somehow graduated and got jobs in the film industry.
...and then realize they only graduated because they weren't told 'no' in school, and they only got jobs in the film industry because they weren't told 'no' in the interview, and they only made the waste of film because they were never told no in the producers office....
...and then realize the true depth of the problem! There will always be someone willing to not simply say, 'NO!'
You know, narcissists tend to call other people narcissist. How dare they not make a show exactly how you would want it. How narcissistic of them
@@Truth-io5lz No… No it doesn’t. That’ll be like a trans person saying to a Psychologist. Well YOU must have Gender Dysphoria too! 😂
And they said human trafficking doesn't pay off.
A small 4 inch blade can kill a Jedi when, in Ahsoka, a bloody Light sabre can strike straight a woman and she won't die... WTF? Plot contrivances everywhere.
Reeeeeeeva? Alive. Pocket knife to Trinity? Dead.
Because in Ahsoka the YASSS QUEENS have no internal organs just formation of skin held together by the Gayness in force holding the Gay mitochondrian together.
The force healed her cause they are both female. The force didn’t like Qui gon Jin cause he was not female. The force probably tried to save that blue slutty Jedi that got gun down but the clone troopers didn’t know how to stop shooting
Lightsabers are clearly non lethal now
@@cowetascore8476 that little blade disconnected her from the matrix and she died instantly lol
Someone called her Lesbian Headlamp and now i cant stop hearing it.
Fear the Tardo is legend
"Brick Face"
I think Lesbyan Headcase is more fitting.
🤣😂
She's Thwomp from Super Mario and I can't unsee it
The Acolyte has a 92% critic rating on Rotten Tomatoes, while the audience gave it 29%. These critics are so bought and paid for by Disney, it isn't even funny. It's pitifully sad that it is so obvious. "The Message" is so fucken more important than story, characterization, and good writing. Hollywood is done and dumb. I really hope Disney loses billions this year like it did last year. This turd is dead on arrival.
Just wait a year, the numbers will be reversed... it takes that long to 'quietly' remove 'offensive' audience reviews and for the elite critics to realize they need to distance themselves from the fallout!
Yeah that 29% couldn’t have anything to do with trog chud boys spamming and review bombing the show on RT 🙄. Cause they’ve never done that before.
Good news on a long run the Massage will run out of money. Because you actually need customers to make money as a business.
I'm sure it isn't great but lets be real, how many of those dislikes actually watched the show? Or were just geeks & gamers nerderotic fans just disliking for the sake of disliking? Have to look at it both ways.
@@lonewolf604 Don't need to watch it to know it's crap. The promotion for this show said it all, they only talked about how gay it was and nothing about the story or the characters.
The only one’s enjoying “Disney Star Wars” is Chewie and his family, as the Christmas special is no longer the worst Star Wars production.
Who'd have thought we'd be living in a time when the Holiday Special was no longer considered the worst thing ever to happen to Star Wars?
The Holiday Special, the 2 Ewok movies, The Ewok/Droid cartoon hour...
Friendly reminder that Disney Star Wars is not real Star Wars. It's not considered canon by REAL fans. Real fans know that ALL Disney Star Wars is simply bad fanfiction. Real fans know the only canon are the 6 movies and the EU books and games from pre-Disney era.
Reject this heresy.
Better have a talk with Larry
But all of Star Wars is owned by them. So all profits from Star Wars goes into their pockets. So nobody can enjoy supporting it unless you like paying KK bonuses.
Exactly. It's just w0ke feminism in star wars face.
Except The Mandelorian, Rouge One and Only One Kenobi tv show that's good
The one black woman in the universe whose dad didn’t walk out on her because she never had one
When she says "My moms" it's not ebonics
I can't wait to meet these 'mom's', I have money riding on a burly bearded mom in make up and a dress... drinking soy latte.....
I believe you nailed it
Star wars is so patriarchy. yes YES!
"How do you know Osha?"
"Well you see years ago I was on a job and I left my lightsaber on the table, and Osha fined the Jedi order $10000 for the safety violation."
I trully appreciate the pedanticness of this joke you’ll either get it or you won’t
Nicely done! 😂
Who would call their kid osha? I mean seriously
"Using a high temperature plasma cutter without any safety gear?" [tuts, annotates clipboard]
You left out the part where it accidently ignited and cut the table in half. Your lucky, they wanted to confiscate all the light sabers.
The jedi council had to grease some palms that day.
That's why you were held back from the master title for so long.
I'm in my 40's. If you told the sixteen year old me that there would come a time when I no-longer care or watch all the new Star Wars shows...
Same
"One day there will be six more _Star Wars_ films and regular tv shows you can watch whenever you like. And you won't want to watch any of it."
[confused surly teenaged noises]
Likewise!
That “assassin” looks about as intimidating as a Lego character.
And the Lego is a better actor 😂
Wish she'd tried to tangle with an Astartes. The interaction would have been short, one-sided, and satisfying.
Leslie Legohead looks like a Lego character.
The algorithm deleted my comment for suggesting a match-up between her and an Astartes marine from WH40K. Didn't even say anything overtly violent. What the actual Hell?
@@mercuryshadow09 she is from mega bloks.
Simon Cowell said it best.
"I could rate you out of a million and you'd still get nothing"
Fckin died 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Glad to see Jaden Smith getting work as a non-binary assassin.
Az has done the impossible: turn the Acolyte garbage into something actually fun to listen to. Well done, sir!
The moment the black actress who plays one of the lesbian witch mothers said "YASSSSS, YASSSSS!" at Star Wars Celebration, I knew...I knew it was going to be shit
That will be the only thing anybody remembers about this show.
YAAAAASSSSSSSS, yaaaaaassssss.
I completely forgot she's in the film. Makes sense since she's wearing a smiley helmet
She is a powerful lesbian leader of a coven of witches that live outside of the Republic, but are still opressed by the patriarchy.
Still can't fathom how such an act of hubris didn't result in her getting struck by lightning on the spot.
Turns out Lando is her father
This will be the Batwoman of Star Wars noooo... It will be it's Velma.
Why not both?
Velma Batwoman....J3D1 M45T3R
it's starship has bass in the trunk.....
it's laser sword has a electrum hilt
it's robes are purple and pink....run for the hills
If in Velma Scooby-Doo fits... they'll wear it
If only it had been the Batwoman of Star Wars, it would be safely locked away from prying eyes by now.
These iconoclasts keep finding new, unspeakable ways to completely desecrate all that is beautiful in the world. They just keep topping themselves.
As a straight white man, this show is obviously not made for me, so the former PA to Harvey Weinstein doesn't get to call me names for not watching it. I mean she can if she wants to, but I'm still not going to watch it :)
Plot armor comes with +5 diversity and +5 inclusion
The hidden cost....
-10 Intelligence
I don't care what they tell you in school. Anakin Skywalker blew up the death star and was black
😂😂😂
And probably blew someone...
...and gay.
That was at the battle of Yazz Yazz, when Analin's mother was researching spiders to find out why stones sink and toads get struck by lightning.
I mean, Anakin being black was half right at least 😅
I hate to be that guy, but George Lucas only has himself to blame for selling out Star Wars and putting Kathleen Kennedy at the helm.
No it's the whinny little fanboys complaining about the prequels
@@SharreIWright No, 'whiny little fanboys', didn't make the sale. Without the sale there would be no Disney Wars, period!
Next scapegoat.........?!??!?!?!
I would argue that the real reason is that George Lucas didn't put in writing what the story would be, and relied on KK's "promise" that she would use his material
@@jeffrix27 He offered his treatment for the sequel series, this is document fact. Disney agreed to look at them with no obligation to use them, this is document fact. Disney choose not to use them in any way, this is documented fact.
No, it’s Bob Iger’s fault for not following George’s outline for the sequels. George had KK make him pay for that. In the wallet. All KKs decisions have been made to cost Disney money.
I’m canceling my Disney plus subscription . Done..
Good idea. To bad everyone doesn't imitate you. That would stop this stuff.
I’m keeping it until Andor season 2 but after that show I’m done with Disney
Never had it, never will.
Padawan: How do you know OSHA?
Discount QuiGon: I was a government employee before I joined Jedi PD Blue.
We get it Disney you want to divorce the existing fandoms and replace them with the Alphabet Gang. Fine. But we’re not paying Alimony on these franchises. Take a walk.
Disney - "That's where you're wrong! We're gonna get that money printer to go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!"
I'm definitely not paying for the forced transition.
Beautifully said.
This is racist. And homophobic. Probably transphobic. And anti-they/them, xe/xer, ze/zer, and clown/clownself. Pay to see this or you're a bigot!
This “L” hates it. And I’m sure there’s others. Nobody is interested in this rubbish.
‘The Force is shit.’
Kathleen Kennedy.
When you force it, it will turn into a messy shit resembling Kathleen Kennedy.
"The Force" may indeed be female now, because then it would actually be logical that everything is illogical...smh.
I made ‘The Force shit.’
Kathleen Kennedy.
My take on the quote.
Shart Wars
More like "Fuck the fans of Star Wars"
The cursed timeline where we got this instead of Spaceballs 2: The search for more money
I'm still waiting for Robin Hood: Men in Tights 2.
Blazing Saddles 2 with a Race swap. Madeline with a strap-on...
It was never about making something new with Star Wars.
It was about destroying everything you cared about.
"Why do you keep old holos of your former Padawan? This pastime encourages sentimentality and NOSTALGIA, and both of these emotions can lead to..."
'Nostalgia' doesn't even fit, they added that specifically for us Star Wars fans.
You like the original trilogy? That's nostalgia and nostalgia leads to the dark side.
They are calling us evil.
I call them soulless
But these fools consider the Dark Side to be good, so we are the Good Guys after all...Fuckin clown world.
Racist, homofoob, bigot, misogynist and now we can add evil to the list. Just another tell they don’t know anything about star wars. Or the base principles its based on
"I keep records of my job performance in case I need to defend my decisions and actions." There, solved it for 'em.
i mean if the prequel jedis are agains emotional attachment i can see how that would include nostalgia. probably not as high up on the list as sexual lust or whatever but still.
Let’s go! Thanks for watching so we don’t have to
"(The Acolyte) is too *_Dumb_* for Children -&- too *_BORING_* for Adults." 🎞👎
He's not watching it "for us".
He's just doing it for clicks and money
@@sebicmiel4221 and he can have both those things of it means I don’t have to watch it, and get the enjoyment of seeing him review it. 😜
The Acolyte writers requirements.. No dangly bits and a box crayons.. 😂
AZ: "Make it make sense!"
Bob Igor: "I hope it makes cents!"
..because it won't make dollars!
🥁🥁💥
Why is it that every male character in Disney now have the testicular fortitude of Wesley Crusher?
Because the only way these Hollywood hacks can make the 5 ft nothing 90 lbs soaking wet female leads look strong is by turning every male around them into incompetent soyboys.
To ask the question is to answer it.
Shut it Wesley
C'mon, Wesley was a mega chad compared to those guys
Feminism operates by making men weaker so [birthing persons] can get ahead.
I used to think that Disney Star Wars was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy.
Comedy = Tragedy + Time. It's been over a decade; plenty of time for the tragedy to be funny
Not as fun as space balls tho. Suck it, suck, suck…
@@billsutherbyExactly, the transition into a farce is complete
Worse, it's a heresy.
@@billsutherby
It ceases to be funny when you realize all of this is a calculated insult, to the broader audience, and fans/original author in particular. And I don’t find iconoclasm funny.
"How do you know OSHA?" - Padawan
"Before I was a Jedi, I had an real job; I wasn't some useless Hollywood insder with a liberal arts degree. OSHA used to do safety inspections at my workplace." - Master Squidgame
24:09 I’ve still never understood “Jedi robes.” In new hope Ben was wearing robes in Tatooine. If you remember……. Uncle Owen was wearing the exact same robes. At age 7 in 1977 I assumed they were desert dwellers robes. If not, why was Owen wearing Jedi robes? Make THAT make sense.
Thank you for watching so we don't have to.
You know that CS Lewis quote where he insinuated that people who are incapable of seeing beyond their sexuality and sexual relationships are boring people with no friends? That’s basically Headland and everyone else in modern LucasFilm to a T. Also remember how Darth Plaguies tried to artificially create life with the Force in ways that weren’t possible and that was a big no no? Well space lesbians get a pass apparently, once again making the lore absolutely trivial. Brilliant.
I can't help but be reminded of a certain Greek myth. Now, everyone knows the relationship between Zeus and Hera was... strained. Not just because of Zeus' perpetual infidelities and Hera venting her frustrations on his partners/victims and their offspring (it wasn't like she could oppose Zeus directly). This particular conflict went beyond, to the diametric tension between the fundamental masculine (shaping) and feminine (generation) principles both reflected. During one of their arguments, Hera said she'd produce children _without Zeus,_ to which Zeus said, "Okay, show me."
Hera's attempts to produce children alone created two Olympian gods, Ares and Hephaestus, two gods which most Greeks _did not respect._
* Unlike Athena, who was venerated by every Greek warrior and was the patron goddess of all the aspects of war the Greeks liked (e.g. strategy, bravery, leadership, etc.), Ares represented all the aspects of war the Greeks hated (e.g. the dying, the aftermath, losing, etc.). Ares was a bloodthirsty berserker who left only ruin in his wake (and who was regularly humiliated by god and mortal alike in many myths that have survived). *No one (except Aphrodite, and even then only because she thought he was handsome/slept eith him constantly) liked Ares.*
* Hephaestus was born deformed, ugly, and lame. What's more, by some accounts he was crippled by Zeus for siding with Hera during an argument; his legs no longer worked, and he required the aid of two robots of his own design to help him walk. While Zeus did award Aphrodite to Hephaestus as a bride, and despite Hephaestus continually crafting jewelry and baubles for her, Aphrodite cheated on him constantly (usually with Ares). More importantly, in the heavily stratified class systems of ancient Greece, craftsmen (of which Hephaestus was a patron) were near the very bottom of the social ladder, not least because of the dirty nature of their work. Only craftsmen prayed to Hephaestus, and that alone would have been enough for men and gods to turn up their noses at both.
The point of this myth was to demonstrate that it takes both sexes to create life, with the warning that neither can create new life on their own.
*This heretical plot point is infinitely more abominable than Hera's experiments on her own.*
But, all nerds are geyh now...
@@Xbalanque84 Funny you should mention that. An amusing detail about Greek mythology is the Zeus created his daughter Athena just by himself. It was the one time he did not have intercourse with anyone. He wanted to create the perfect daughter, so he used all his mind, and Athena came out of his mind. That is why Athena is the Goddess of Wisdom. To say it drove Hera ballistic would be an understatement. What's even more funny is as years passed, Athena became of the few goddess Hera would trust. .... Don't think about that too much.
I was thinking the same thing about Plageuis. He tried to create life, the Force rejected their tampering, and created the Chosen One to destroy the Sith. But lesbian space witches, especially BLACK ones...the Force has a special place in its heart for them. Go wahmen!!
Carrie-Anne Moss is the Sith Lord she just pulled the old fake death.
That’s why she said “if you attack a Jedi with a weapon you will fail, steel or laser are no threat to them”
Good thing too... Order 66 would have been a real massacre otherwise.......
I'm so glad I've mentally divorced Star Wars EU canon from Disney's atrocious fanfics.
I clapped at the part where Aunt Beru punched Buzz Lightyear in the face and said, "Take THAT, space toy."
That fire was clearly too brave and stunning to need oxygen, Az, come on!
If lesbians don't need men to procreate - how do you expect fire to bow to oxigenarchy?
They didn't kill Star Wars, they just desecrated the corpse.
The fact she survived the crash is even more crazy when you consider she strapped herself to a chair during the descent. Yet when she wakes up in the seat, not even the remnants of the seatbelt remain on her person when she gets up
This show makes sense if you have been so desensitized to mediocrity and that you completely turn off any brain power overall.
stop the law has been broken 1 million megacredits
one should never have to turn off their brain to enjoy entertainment....
when this contrivance weas invented it ruined entertainment cus now we get simplicity and rhotardation!
we need complexity...depth the plot can be simple...bad guys idnap the girl and the hero has to kill em all to get her back simple but the complexity is they'e 500 miles away now and they need to know exactly where they are and it's a race against time....if anyone knows movies this is the plot of Commando simple movie but had layers and was fun
for sci fi it's also layered...
you have the general story on top the character stories under that, the war that overshadows everything later on move up to surface layer for a bit as i said then at the end things go bac to normal and a good show will do the aftermath and road to peace and have other sub plots, other races wanting to continue their rivalries, a new galactic power being created to stop the endless wars etc or just maintain status quo and again if anyone knows their shows this is Babylon 5...there's way more to it of course!
if a story is just surface level it's not worth investing in....FFS I USED TO WATCH STAR TREK FOR NORMALCY! and it ain't normal anymore....
I used to watch star trek to defrag....our minds need stimulation not to be shut off! you can go brain dead if you want but not me to me chat caused brain damage!
With extremely RARE exceptions, everything Disney has produced for Star Wars is stupid shit, written by stupid people, FOR stupid people.
Or if you've been completely lobotomized
So it's written for vegetables?
@@shadf7902 its the only way to truly sit through it and not have severe eye twitching
"Who killed the Jedi Master, Yogi?"
"It's always them, Boo Boo."
There's not a lot accurate in this mess of a show. One thing they did get right, however: the They/Them assassin is terrible at fighting (probably too lazy to train in the force). So it uses disgusting, mentally ill tactics like throwing knives at innocent bar servers, to kill a person who doesn't even want to fight. Only they/thems are usually that messed up in the head 😂
You missed the part where Smilo Ren ignited their lightsaber for the sole purpose of showing they're a Sith, because Disney think their audience are window lickers.
The official critic reviews that praise this garbage on RT are some of the most laughable "reviews" I've ever read. Social media has made a celebration of mediocrity. The entire industry is saturated with it.
I love how negative reviews go full detail on why the show sucks, and positive reviews are as vague and generic as AI generated review would go )
its the bell curve ..the mass is making Fs....social media summary
@@exhostosis All a part of the plan.
The reason the final product is mediocre to begin with is due to ideology.
The message or narrative promotion matters more to them in the long term despite the financial loss in the short term.
Self inflicted hamstringing of creative ability.
What is RT. Isn't that Russian Television. Makes sense celebrating the decline of the USA.
Many of the positive reviews actually still criticize it pretty roundly, but then just end with 'but it's the bestest evar!'.
Why would twins who haven’t seen each other in years have the same hair cut?!? WHAT?!
Consider the laziness of the show runners......
You expect a sexual predator to be creative?
You expect a predator to be creative?
They used the force obviously, duh!
Quantum entangled hair. Extremely entangled. It's dreadful, really.
She looks like someone you'd see in a California coffee house.
I haven't heard AZ go off like this since the bat Wahmens. We missed you buddy. Your journey of self-improvement sparked my own. I am down 20 pounds and feel better than I ever have. I also just landed a better job, so keep it up. Your drive to improve yourself is a good example for all men to follow. I also love hearing you destroy the left
Disney spent AT LEAST $180,000,000 on this?! How much of that money did Kathleen Kennedy WASTE on a dozen Rolls-Royce limos and other luxury cars for HER PERSONAL USE, instead of on COMPETENT WRITERS and other elements critical to a SUCCESSFUL show?!
It was over 180
Eating caviar, drinking champagne, as the titanic goes down.
How much did Headland spend on Wayfair cabinets?
Darth Kathleen didn't spend enough.
KK and Headland are funneling money to Swiss bank accounts for sure
Velma with lightsabers
Looks like Carrie-Anne took they paycheck and ran.
Lets also note how difficult it is to kill someone with a 4 inch blade through several layers of clothing and get through the skin, muscle and ribcage to even get to the heart in the first place. This was written by a toddler
My condolences for sitting through this, Az.
Disney is unironically finished, they allowed these people to take their company over and now they'll never get rid of them, they can't even criticise them.
I dislike Disney for building his empire using public domain IP (The Brothers Grimm, Hans Christian Anderson, etc.), while making people think these were his creations...but at least he also elevated the characters and storytelling.
These modern day Disney Execs buying beloved IP (Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars) to breath life into their stale catalog...and then proceeding to destroy all of it to push their political agendas also while complaining they can't make a buck insulting legacy fans is beyond reprehensible.
I've noticed the interview circulating around showing how racist the main actress is.
The moment some one Helicoptered with a Lightsaber blade was the moment I gave up on Star Wars.
The force is female and it is strong in the scissoring.
"It's never twins"
-Sherlock speaking to Watson in the Cumberbatch version.
At this point how could anyone still have the slightest bit of interest in Star Wars?
Vicariously celebrate the bon fire that it has become... sure the numbers aren't comparable, but they will keep going until even those people get bored with it all!!!
Episode 3 has bee renamed to "The Last Jedike - The Force is Gay"
I find it increasingly ironic that the big hero of “Disney Star Wars” is really just a Palpatine calling herself a Skywalker.
I was very confused about the 'internal' story conflicts. The first scene mentions that a Jedi ONLY draws their weapon if they INTEND TO KILL! And then that 'Yord' guy is lighting up his saber in EVERY scene for the rest of the episode?
And they say she has to kill without weapons, but the first fight she kills Trinity with a WEAPON?
They're trying their best, to be clever. However, the nonstop hedonism, fueled by drugs and debauchery, has left their minds rotten.
They can't keep track of story beats. Everything becomes inconsistent, to the point, you'll begin noticing it even in the quality of the camera work.
Talented people get fed up, or pushed out. Then get replaced by DEI.
You expect a sexual predator to be creative?
If you don't think about it, it kind of makes sense. Trust the process.
Acolyte...more like A-clit. I'll see myself out....
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit.
The funniest part is when he says close your eyes but the orange kid doesn’t have eyelids 🤣🤣🤣
Let's talk about representation
Amanda grifter, lesbian
Lesley headlands wife, lesbian
Transmission jedi
Gay black jedi, he's Canadian so it's hard to tell
Korean jedi, don't you feel represented star wars fans
I feel bad for the Korean actor though. They brought him in as a DEI. He clearly didn't know what he was getting into.
@@bolg892 TBF much of the cast are DEI hires, lol. I wouldn't have thought he was one in particular, because he was one of the actors where Headland saw them in something else (in his case, he played the winner in Squid Game) and wanted their characters in the show. Yep, their characters. She's made comments like, "I saw this movie and wanted to see that character as a Jedi". What a brilliant writer! Though I'd agree the Korean may not have known he was going into something crap, because he didn't really know English before casting.
The Acodyke
**rim shot**
Underrated. 👏
Wokelyte
You know it's bad when AZ starts singing! lol. Sorry for your pain bro, but hope you keep up with the series and I'll definitely keep coming back to see how bad they f'ed things up!
I dont care what they told you in school. Cleopatra was a gay black jedi.
"Master, do you know Osha?"
Yes, they keep getting up our asses about putting railings around the ledges to protect padawans from falling into the core...
25:00 She said on the transport that she trusts the Jedi. Then when she's confronted in the cave she's backing up off a cliff, scared of them. I find her lack of faith disturbing.
You expect a predator to be creative?
You mean when the dude uses his lightsaber as a flashlight, when they've just told us they only use it when prepared to kill?
@@Mangolorian-je3eo Well....
He was killing air molecules........
The writing is terrible, the writers also haven't a clue about the lore or jedi or sith or anything, they're clueless. It's just ridiculous.
The scissor-chlorian reading is off the charts!
🤣😆🤣
She provided condems to Harvey in between appointments and mopped up afterwards
Dollars to donuts, she actively participated. At the very least, she got sloppy seconds.
She was looking for left-overs, let's not kid ourselves.
thank you for watching this , cuz i sure as hell ain't
Unfortunately Az will have to crawl through another 700 yards of shite, before he makes it out of the Gayshank Mental Institution, while dealing with foulness we can't even imagine...
When I was a kid they would joke that Star Wars is for mouth breathers. Now it truly is.
Not only not a scratch, but no where near where she was strapped in at...how did she magically get to the middle of the floor free of the straps she took so much time putting on before the crash?
KK did say if she didn’t get her way on every little single thing she wanted she would “burn this silliness to the ground.”
And so she has.
Don't let her leave the country.
Fire cleanses
Ya, but to be fair.... It is a big ask to give her total control of 'every little single thing' which is exactly what she wanted!!!!
Let her have her tantrum... that is the only accurate word... everyone who could care has already stopped caring... and everyone who still cares is just vicariously throwing the same tantrum!
It's not plot armor, It's the farce.
Brilliant
Such a shame that a *Jedi Master* didn't use *Force Heal* to heal a relatively small stab wound that wouldn't be immediately lethal in *our* universe!
the problem is the SJW agenda which any SJW can jam into any current or future tv series regardless of storyline or character development.
Why are these two women laughing while they're burning down the inherited mansion worth billions just so they can roast a few marhsmallows? Are they this simple? Do they not understand what they're doing?
They dont have a care in the world? This Is harveys W. former assistant in real life.......
Insane or simply malicious, they are fully on board with the iconoclasm, thus rendering them utterly evil and the distinction academic.
@@shadf7902
How much of the show's budget do you think she spent on Wayfair cabinets?
Good analogy
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And to think they "only" spent around $22.5M per episode... This show is money laundering epitomized.
Remember, every second costs $9,800.
Who the heck's gonna name their daughter Amandla instead of Amanda? That explains a lot why she's like that. Her parents were walkie talkies.
The only reason I was a little excited about Acolyte was I saw the promo trailers featuring Carrie Ann Moss and thought she was the main character or a major character. She dies in 1 scene? What a bait and switch F'ing joke.
Yeah this was common knowledge always, that she wasnt gonna last even 1 ep. Also I think they had to speed her up in fast motion becauae of how slow she moves in her old age 😂😂😂😂😂
@@shadf7902 Honestly I wouldn't have minded if they had to get Carrie Ann Moss a wheelchair and a can of prune juice in between takes - it's Carrie Ann Moss as a Jedi Master and that is/was awesome. How you could blunder onto that awesome idea and then decide she needs to die after only 1 scene is infuriating IMHO.
Are you kidding me, they only had $180 _million,_ how were they going to be able to afford her when they have to have our craft services and lattes?!?!?!?!?!
I liked the phrase: "a jedy doesnt draw his weapon unless he is ready to kill"...super-cool right?! And then...20 minutes later a Jedy Knight (the black dude with the afro) is litterally using his lightsabre to JUST MAKE LIGHT in the dark of a cave! :DDDDD
Even the next generation of the Jedi order isn't even properly learning Jedi policy & procedure.
Which brings us back to OSHA.
The most dangerous character in disney star wars : “Darth Scissoring”.
Leslie Boxhead thinks that just because she's worked in the movie industry that she's a writer. She's not.
Episode 3 will be the timeless child of Star Wars.
This sounds like the script was regurgitated through ChatGPT a couple times and then stitched together by committee chock full of THE MESSAGE. 🤷♂️
There are substances that are oxygenated (they are their own fuel and oxygen source), but that fire was more of a wood in a fireplace burning instead of an oxygenated material leak from a shield generator that you would have to cut the flow to stop it because it would have to be oxygenated to burn.
No to mention in the absence of gravity/air, it would be an amorphous flame not the flickering long flames
At first I couldn't believe that they killed off Carrie Ann Moss within the first 7 mins. The only good actress they had and she was dead in basically the first scene. I was like, are they really this stupid or could they just not afford her for the whole season. Then I remembered its Disney, and bad decisions are the only kind of decisions they know how to make.
I'm still trying to fathom why she agreed to be in a blink and you'll miss it part (apparently there is a later small flashback). I know Hedland says she loved Matrix so I'd say she fawned and begged but hell no amount of arse crawling would see me accept if I was of Moss' calibre.
She might have 'accidentally' revealed how robotic the diversity cast was... you wouldn't want that, now, _would you!_
Remember, this is taking place during the HIGH Republic. That means one of two things: 1. The Jedi and Republic are at their peak. Or 2…Death Sticks weren’t illegal yet.
I think anyone who watches this show will want to use Deathsticks by the end.
More importantly, "The High Republic" is pure heresy. Meaning this will be a new level of blasphemy.
I'm betting, in the writers room, #2 will never change....
Evil can only destroy.
This was easily the best review I seen, fucking hilarious....!!!!!😂
That's his best rant ever ! Thank fk
Lightsaber by Darth Vader to a child can survive and a little butter knife by a nobody can kill a Jedi............O.K.
Reeeeeeeva used her black girl magic to stay alive.
Acodyke and the Scissoring Siths
This review is almost as good as Robyn Hood review.