What If Animals Went To World War With Humans?

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  • Опубліковано 15 гру 2024

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  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  6 років тому +1684

    Who do you think would win? What is an animal super power we missed?

    • @shannarafryer3111
      @shannarafryer3111 6 років тому +22

      I was thinking about this yesterday....

    • @missyblue4966
      @missyblue4966 6 років тому +27

      The animals Winnin cause I'm not 💀💀

    • @zoeyl4d939
      @zoeyl4d939 6 років тому +12

      Megalodon shark

    • @Zero-ef4sc
      @Zero-ef4sc 6 років тому +18

      I just read George Orwell's "Animal farm". Looks like you did too.

    • @nicename7623
      @nicename7623 6 років тому +1

      8th reply

  • @slavicemperor8279
    @slavicemperor8279 6 років тому +5485

    Australia would be the first to surrender, that is for sure.

  • @brucejustbruce9365
    @brucejustbruce9365 5 років тому +1724

    Y’all be high af when you come up with these ideas don’t you

    • @meow889
      @meow889 5 років тому +70

      And you high too bcase you watching it

    • @joel_okdasnsbbeb
      @joel_okdasnsbbeb 5 років тому +7

      @@meow889 BECAUSE*

    • @bbcc2564
      @bbcc2564 5 років тому +9

      Are you a white dude that types in ghetto to sound cool online?

    • @happydoggo7219
      @happydoggo7219 5 років тому +16

      @@bbcc2564 LOL how does someone "type in ghetto" ??

    • @lavadinoxb434
      @lavadinoxb434 5 років тому +4

      Just start your sentence with 'y'all be'

  • @ramadhani201
    @ramadhani201 6 років тому +313

    The Emu war is the deadliest war in human history

    • @kingzx1140
      @kingzx1140 6 років тому +3

      @Despacito Rico Mapping australia flashbacks

    • @HW.0029
      @HW.0029 6 років тому +1

      Australian government ftw.

    • @enderboy6673
      @enderboy6673 6 років тому

      Bravo Nation r/wooosh

    • @darthplagueis3488
      @darthplagueis3488 4 роки тому

      M4A1 Carbine r/wooosh

  • @saberrayed
    @saberrayed 5 років тому +462

    What about the wolves that would simply blow our wooden houses?

    • @alinastanescu4430
      @alinastanescu4430 4 роки тому +19

      @Mack Improvise Adapt Overcome

    • @thesanss4671
      @thesanss4671 4 роки тому +24

      Wolves in the book: *Can blow down houses*
      Wolves in reality: *Only howl*

    • @Awn678
      @Awn678 4 роки тому +3

      @Mack that's stonks

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 4 роки тому +3

      Steel doors and concrete exist.

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 4 роки тому +2

      @@thesanss4671 House was made of twigs or thin sticks in story I think not solid oak.

  • @citywokbesitzer6834
    @citywokbesitzer6834 6 років тому +333

    Emu War: The Sequel

    • @mehmeh5615
      @mehmeh5615 6 років тому +3

      I can already picture the emu invasions

    • @Bacondoggo
      @Bacondoggo 6 років тому +1

      The emus: Infinity war

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому

      @@mehmeh5615 every dream secret smartest person ever

  • @samuelarce2811
    @samuelarce2811 6 років тому +509

    This would make a badass movie

  • @nametime8938
    @nametime8938 5 років тому +519

    *Rest of the world surrenders for the joke*
    Australia:That's it commander only 1 species left
    Leader:Who
    Researcher: Emus
    Leader: We Surrender

    • @thatoneguy8272
      @thatoneguy8272 5 років тому +22

      Australia actually lost a war to their national bird

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 5 років тому +11

      @@thatoneguy8272 and its extremely funny at they lost to them someone who has guns and modern technology loat to a duck-ing bird

    • @alienelephant4721
      @alienelephant4721 5 років тому +1

      Rabbit disease killed tons of Aussies back in the old days. So Rabbits are outlawed in Aussies

  • @apnp_apnu
    @apnp_apnu 5 років тому +476

    This would make a fantastic movie to be honest, if it was done well, in a trilogy.

    • @seanmcarthur2213
      @seanmcarthur2213 3 роки тому +26

      There’s an serous called zoo on Netflix about if this stuff actually happened

    • @yerman0564
      @yerman0564 3 роки тому +21

      The 2010s Planet of the Apes trilogy maybe?

    • @rocksnrolls
      @rocksnrolls 3 роки тому +17

      @@yerman0564 yeah, but they were just apes. Luckily, they were just apes. If all animals rose up, it would be a different movie.

    • @COLMECTIGAMINGANDMORE
      @COLMECTIGAMINGANDMORE 3 роки тому +9

      it was a movie already i saw an ad for it when i was in australia. the trailer was like human population : 7 billion animal population : 7 trillion.
      lemme look for it

    • @wepti8753
      @wepti8753 3 роки тому +9

      I have a name, “Earth: Civil War”

  • @oonterwallis789
    @oonterwallis789 5 років тому +787

    I feel bad for the Australians...

  • @thanostitan.infinity
    @thanostitan.infinity 6 років тому +313

    Never clicked a video faster, the title is too good 😂

  • @chrislasekan1685
    @chrislasekan1685 5 років тому +992

    Welp… thanks for a multimillion dollar movie idea…

    • @raghulravichandiran8488
      @raghulravichandiran8488 5 років тому +21

      😂😂This is how movies story originate

    • @bessiemurphy1410
      @bessiemurphy1410 5 років тому +27

      It's already a TV show. I guess.

    • @Matt-vo5zm
      @Matt-vo5zm 5 років тому +30

      theres a show called "Zoo"

    • @Aura96968
      @Aura96968 5 років тому +5

      There's a movie about chimps vs humans. Well it's really been so long so I don't remember😑

    • @la_spifey
      @la_spifey 5 років тому +1

      u mean quidtrillion

  • @hemay823
    @hemay823 5 років тому +923

    Honestly, the mosquitoes would be the most deadly.

    • @asasas9146
      @asasas9146 5 років тому +66

      I think that this place would be to the ants, if the attack is produced by all other species at the same time. They outnumber humans 1 to 1 million; nearly every town and small city would be overrun instantly, causing a quick collapse of our society. And military bases in the wild would be losed, with his airports and equipment too. And they wouldn't be alone in their attack. Mosquitoes probably would overrun Africa on the other side.

    • @hemay823
      @hemay823 5 років тому +5

      Asasas 🐜

    • @comradecrunch9657
      @comradecrunch9657 5 років тому +24

      Yea but flameflowers exist

    • @asasas9146
      @asasas9146 5 років тому +5

      @@intel1783 Of course, ants attacking humanity (along all other animals) is just impossible, however in the scenario that the video propose we had to throw realism out of the window.

    • @starfireprincess
      @starfireprincess 5 років тому +2

      He said ANIMALS not insects

  • @buergaming687
    @buergaming687 6 років тому +2564

    Jeez, vegans would probably betray the humankind.

    • @pinkmanlyrubberduck6164
      @pinkmanlyrubberduck6164 6 років тому +190

      Send em to gulag.

    • @ronaldobetter4779
      @ronaldobetter4779 6 років тому +178

      Send them to be used as bait

    • @changchen09
      @changchen09 6 років тому +90

      Jeez! What's the problem with vegans?! We should be thankful to them at least if you don't have the guts to change your old habits. They're doing a favour to the humankind and to the planet. At least, it'll reduce the climate change to some mark. The way we're going, we won't last beyond 2050 :/

    • @betweenmossyrocks
      @betweenmossyrocks 5 років тому +63

      What is the problem with vegans?They are doing a great deed for man kind. They save lots of water and land. Also vegans don’t eat animals or their products so they most likely would improve relations with animals.

    • @mikeylol1624
      @mikeylol1624 5 років тому +39

      Do vegans want humanity to go extinct?

  • @ultimatestoryteller
    @ultimatestoryteller 6 років тому +726

    In the fourteenth century ...
    Humans : we can easily beat the lions and the tigers. These animals are nothing...
    Rat : Hold my beer...

    • @hunterkoons2008
      @hunterkoons2008 6 років тому +21

      It was moreso the fleas on the rats.

    • @nepsyasudra3262
      @nepsyasudra3262 6 років тому +15

      It was moreso the bubonic plague the fleas carried which in turn the rats carried.

    • @elmo1762
      @elmo1762 6 років тому +16

      Rat:*tries to fight*
      Human:*flicks rat away*

    • @imppro
      @imppro 6 років тому +8

      @@elmo1762 You didn't get the joke....

    • @SarsTheSecond
      @SarsTheSecond 6 років тому +17

      dragonite 0002 Rats would chew wires. Modern humans are nothing without elecricity or internet.

  • @zed95
    @zed95 6 років тому +913

    What would PETA think of this?

  • @jbookies
    @jbookies 4 роки тому +346

    Random bat in China: "Hold my coronavirus"

  • @VivekBomzonTamang
    @VivekBomzonTamang 6 років тому +619

    *Animals joined the lobby*
    *Humans joined the lobby*
    Animals: We got an army.
    Humans: We got Bear Grylls.
    *Animals have left the lobby*.

    • @MrNiszuPL
      @MrNiszuPL 6 років тому +102

      Animals: Bear Grylls can't be that scary
      Snake: He used my brother as a container for his urine to drink it later

    • @highjacka5454
      @highjacka5454 6 років тому +7

      Lmfaoo

    • @hamzab4433
      @hamzab4433 6 років тому +18

      "The stories our grandsnakes used to tell us were true!"

    • @ashokkumarsaxena7867
      @ashokkumarsaxena7867 6 років тому +4

      @@MrNiszuPL lul

    • @hunormagyar1843
      @hunormagyar1843 6 років тому +6

      @@MrNiszuPL Good one 😂😂

  • @Versaucey
    @Versaucey 6 років тому +450

    I wonder if the Furries would fight along side with the animals.

  • @biliminsrlar5752
    @biliminsrlar5752 5 років тому +349

    Emus did a war against Australia...
    And they won!

    • @collectiusindefinitus6935
      @collectiusindefinitus6935 5 років тому +4

      Yes but not against the whole world

    • @nametime8938
      @nametime8938 5 років тому +7

      Yes but it's not just gonna be emus
      Cows,chickens, lizards, aquatic creatures, polar bears, any bear.

    • @collectiusindefinitus6935
      @collectiusindefinitus6935 5 років тому +1

      Universitalitise _
      They will never get organised enough and won’t communicate with each other because they don’t have the same brains and vocal chords , we will just be able to take small clusters one by one

    • @poly8258
      @poly8258 5 років тому

      I REMEMBER THAT

    • @amoney4209
      @amoney4209 5 років тому

      Yeah the emus won

  • @BasedForever0
    @BasedForever0 4 роки тому +302

    Animals: NOOOOO!!!1 YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT US WITH GUNS!!!
    Humans: haha machine gun go brrrrr

  • @chillxi382
    @chillxi382 5 років тому +855

    Wait, but we're all animals..
    *_CIVIL WAR BABYYYY_*

    • @maheshnoob724
      @maheshnoob724 5 років тому

      But me neither

    • @comingsoon199
      @comingsoon199 5 років тому +19

      @wowreallyseriouslytr 1 word.... *FURRIES*

    • @zakmeinvolk881
      @zakmeinvolk881 5 років тому +9

      @wowreallyseriouslytr vegans will lose that war.

    • @thespicyfox9056
      @thespicyfox9056 5 років тому +5

      Zak Mein Volk Their guns will be made of carrots and celery
      The bullets will be made out of Brussel sprouts

    • @zakmeinvolk881
      @zakmeinvolk881 5 років тому +3

      @@thespicyfox9056 grenades will be soy based to

  • @radikaali
    @radikaali 6 років тому +148

    As soon as the spiders would join the fight, i'm out. War is over. Time to move to mars.

    • @hypershadicgamingfes246
      @hypershadicgamingfes246 6 років тому +9

      Lol Same

    • @gerbinson
      @gerbinson 6 років тому +1

      luckily for you spiders aren't animals!

    • @jameswatson5807
      @jameswatson5807 6 років тому +9

      Spiders are part of the animal kingdom

    • @radikaali
      @radikaali 6 років тому +2

      MeU, Actually spider is an animal, it's a class called arachnid, like scorpions and ticks so yeah, i'm still going to mars....

    • @timesage9570
      @timesage9570 6 років тому +1

      radikaali lmfao accurate af

  • @sweettoko995
    @sweettoko995 6 років тому +218

    This is what a 3 year old will ask themselves

  • @Cybernaut551
    @Cybernaut551 5 років тому +52

    Humans: *Chuckles* "I'm in danger."
    Also Humans: Reveals that they won the Monopoly game against them.

  • @cian9393
    @cian9393 6 років тому +556

    Vegans would be like
    "If only they listened"

    • @bluesap7318
      @bluesap7318 6 років тому

      Overly Offensive Otter lol

    • @icerius-25
      @icerius-25 6 років тому

      What's vegan???

    • @anativeamerican3140
      @anativeamerican3140 6 років тому

      Your overly offensive, that’s pretty funny my dude

    • @littleexotic2392
      @littleexotic2392 6 років тому

      Then what about tribal people that kill humans and animals?They have no team.

    • @cian9393
      @cian9393 6 років тому +1

      @@littleexotic2392 they still kill animals

  • @drazgul9403
    @drazgul9403 6 років тому +122

    My dog watched this video... Now he is meeting with other dogs... I need to prepare myself

    • @udithsethu552
      @udithsethu552 6 років тому +10

      Draz'Gul do you need back up? I repeat do you need back up? Over

    • @thekingofwaffles8403
      @thekingofwaffles8403 6 років тому +2

      Show your dog what happens when humans get *really really* hungry.

    • @drazgul9403
      @drazgul9403 6 років тому +3

      I see you
      I need air support. Over

    • @thekingofwaffles8403
      @thekingofwaffles8403 6 років тому

      Just hope that dog of yours ain't packing a *SAM* inside his dog house.

    • @udithsethu552
      @udithsethu552 6 років тому +2

      Draz'Gul OK soldier I have air support falcon 2g14 is coming in hot and will fire on command keep us updated on the situation soldier. Over

  • @Steamed
    @Steamed 6 років тому +172

    The animals are already starting their Beta test in a place called Australia

    • @AngryDoggoYT
      @AngryDoggoYT 6 років тому +2

      😂lolz

    • @istvansipos9940
      @istvansipos9940 6 років тому

      because they see the warning sign: people already drive on the wrong side of the f road. Animals simply wanna strike first

    • @321Nagato
      @321Nagato 6 років тому +1

      The Emus!

    • @plazmadragon5579
      @plazmadragon5579 6 років тому

      very very true.
      we are all doomed.
      also magpies

    • @whatis112-s2i
      @whatis112-s2i 6 років тому

      yeah, also in hawaii where a squadron of mosquitoes attacks you every minute

  • @mrthinker321
    @mrthinker321 4 роки тому +131

    Animals vs Humans war
    Human:- we will use chemical warfare, guns ,flamethrowers
    Animals:- Lets give them some of our virus

    • @MartianWick
      @MartianWick 3 роки тому +13

      Indian Vaccines : *It's Show time*

    • @klyzer5725
      @klyzer5725 3 роки тому +5

      @@MartianWick lol do u know how long does it take to make a vaccine? 💀

    • @optyagi2064
      @optyagi2064 3 роки тому

      @@klyzer5725 yeah come to india cause we made vaccine we will teach you how to make vaccines and give you some doses of vaccine for free for your family have a nice day buddy peace

    • @klyzer5725
      @klyzer5725 3 роки тому +4

      @@optyagi2064 lol vaccines are not that easy to made u clown 🤡

    • @factswithdevasish
      @factswithdevasish 3 роки тому +1

      Wait a year for the global warming to overcome everything and start the runaway greenhouse effect

  • @ratfats6057
    @ratfats6057 6 років тому +101

    animals watching this video be like damn, this mf biased

  • @SEA
    @SEA 6 років тому +546

    When SkillShare sponsors a video: How do these companies compare? Look at this part of history, etc.
    When WIX sponsors a video: REEEEEE ANIMALS TAKING OVER, USA VS. ENTIRE UNIVERSE, ALIENS ARE IN UR GRANDMA’S BED RN

    • @toiako
      @toiako 6 років тому +7

      Huh you are here

    • @StrypeGD
      @StrypeGD 6 років тому +14

      I never would have thought I would have seen SEA watching the Infographic show.

    • @tatomtskhvetadze1173
      @tatomtskhvetadze1173 6 років тому +15

      This comment is too fucking underrated

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 6 років тому +1

      Goddamn it SEA

    • @matthew3v2
      @matthew3v2 6 років тому

      more gnews pls ::::)

  • @nobbyfirefly57
    @nobbyfirefly57 6 років тому +270

    They should make it a movie.

  • @asrieldreemurr7574
    @asrieldreemurr7574 5 років тому +72

    In the amazon rainforest
    Tiger:Commander bunny, what should we do?
    Bunny:We should force them to-
    Bear:What is that noise..?
    *NUKE DROPS ON THE AMAZON*

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 4 роки тому +3

      The Amazon Rainforest is already burning but i think it stopped a few months ago but still very damaged

    • @thecutieandpandafam1650
      @thecutieandpandafam1650 4 роки тому

      @@hypermaeonyx4969 no that was from the lighting

    •  4 роки тому

      @@hypermaeonyx4969 Amazon burns every year, naturally. They have been getting milder each year, thanks to Bolsonaro.

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 4 роки тому +1

      @ lol every year? I should watch tv news more

  • @countdracula2836
    @countdracula2836 6 років тому +621

    I think insects alone could wipe out the human race if they became intelligent

    • @Martin-xh1hd
      @Martin-xh1hd 5 років тому +7

      @Brian Alex cool

    • @liltimmy2591
      @liltimmy2591 5 років тому +10

      I think snakes would be a very bad threat

    • @arkinjaromamay982
      @arkinjaromamay982 5 років тому +11

      But it cant happen physically and mentally. They are incapable of developing sapient minds.

    • @martyzielinski2469
      @martyzielinski2469 5 років тому +1

      Not enough of them. Particularly outside of tropical climates...

    • @countdracula2836
      @countdracula2836 5 років тому +25

      @@martyzielinski2469 you must not know about insects then..At any given time, it is estimated that there are ten quintillion (10,000,000,000,000,000,000) individual insects alive. That's about200 million insects for every human on the planet.

  • @zageous
    @zageous 6 років тому +158

    Now I have weird feelings whenever my dog stares at me while I'm sleeping.

  • @shaan3438
    @shaan3438 6 років тому +186

    So you're telling me my pet fish is going to try and kill me...

    • @tanhatarannumlatif1551
      @tanhatarannumlatif1551 6 років тому +3

      Shaan It would die after hitting the ground. It will flop around.

    • @jacklane734
      @jacklane734 6 років тому +1

      I own piranhas...

    • @doomestee
      @doomestee 6 років тому +5

      Tanha:
      1) You can own piranhas even at this time and age,
      2) Fish can survive for a few minutes outside of water or they will die.

    • @BubbaGoon08
      @BubbaGoon08 6 років тому

      Shaan, you’re being naive so you can get likes. Your pet fish won’t kill you but his comrade aka the lion or mosquito carrying HIV will perform first aid on that fish and continue the fight.

    • @chevairelame
      @chevairelame 6 років тому +1

      I don't know why, but I just imagined an animal performing CPR on another animal as I read your reply .-.

  • @hainanegins9672
    @hainanegins9672 5 років тому +97

    Took u guys nearly 9 minutes to say that either side wouldn't win

    • @twizzlerlemonpie3083
      @twizzlerlemonpie3083 5 років тому +26

      tbh if the humans won the planet would be completely destroyed or nearly destroyed

    • @MagikarpMan
      @MagikarpMan 3 роки тому +4

      @@twizzlerlemonpie3083 exactly, we would use self employed nuclear exterminatus if we were loosing

    • @kronos5641
      @kronos5641 3 роки тому +3

      @@MagikarpMan well the things that's wrong about this video and your comment is that animals and insects aren't intelligent enough to lauch an planned attack, cordinate, or do anything that's why they are called wilde or else they would have attacked us ages ago. This video is more like if animals were given human brains and we're told to fight of humans

    • @MagikarpMan
      @MagikarpMan 3 роки тому +4

      @@kronos5641 I think something more realistic would be if they were given the intelligence to attack but not the forward planning of humans.

    • @kronos5641
      @kronos5641 3 роки тому +1

      @@MagikarpMan yea but that's where the problem lies that they have no intelligence and it can't be given to them. It's just another sci-fi like zombie apocalypse

  • @DarkLordoftheMeme
    @DarkLordoftheMeme 5 років тому +508

    Bees could just go on strike and refuse to polinate human crops. Economic collapse right there!

    • @jumpingmagic5145
      @jumpingmagic5145 5 років тому +16

      Without pollen the plants would die.

    • @DarkLordoftheMeme
      @DarkLordoftheMeme 5 років тому +33

      @@jumpingmagic5145 Exactly, they could stop pollinating our crops while still pollinating wild plants

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 5 років тому +55

      Humans are much better pollinators than bees.

    • @jasonwheat8971
      @jasonwheat8971 5 років тому +6

      Bee need the polinin

    • @tesojesjohnkilty871
      @tesojesjohnkilty871 5 років тому +48

      No we won't, we already have artificial pollinators.

  • @mojor8pojor8
    @mojor8pojor8 6 років тому +615

    There's already emu war, we lost big time

    • @yeetyeeterson4647
      @yeetyeeterson4647 6 років тому +20

      That was during a depression and Australia could only afford 10000 rounds on tanks made of meat

    • @hansonchen2325
      @hansonchen2325 6 років тому +3

      ikr, that was sad

    • @cubzrulz
      @cubzrulz 6 років тому +14

      That was Australia they're weak

    • @finnodwyer7546
      @finnodwyer7546 6 років тому +2

      I was going to say that

    • @doug7566
      @doug7566 6 років тому +6

      But that was 3 people against thousands of emus

  • @caseychambers5079
    @caseychambers5079 6 років тому +321

    That's what it's like to live in Australia already

  • @theheavy5412
    @theheavy5412 4 роки тому +21

    Bugs: we have poison bites
    Humans: we have bug spray

    • @siddharthjain9611
      @siddharthjain9611 4 роки тому +2

      They will become resistant soon

    • @archravenineteenseventeen
      @archravenineteenseventeen 4 роки тому +1

      Joked on you, they go to the bug spray factories and wreck havoc

    • @theheavy5412
      @theheavy5412 4 роки тому +4

      @@archravenineteenseventeen they spray em with the bug spray

    • @thelosttomato4020
      @thelosttomato4020 3 роки тому +5

      @@siddharthjain9611 Only if they survive the first bug spray. Then it is still up to chance. Also, we can make new bug spray if the old ones don't work. We can also use old illegal bug sprays

    • @trent800
      @trent800 3 роки тому

      Bug spray only deters them. I have had mosquitoes bite me through deet spray

  • @Big1Roy
    @Big1Roy 5 років тому +218

    Australia: sharks eating people alive
    England: cows eating people alive

    • @ocomic9131
      @ocomic9131 5 років тому +3

      Me: Da hek?

    • @MrT1ckles445
      @MrT1ckles445 5 років тому +1

      Don’t forget the nasty cassaowary

    • @imnothappy1136
      @imnothappy1136 5 років тому

      Actualy England has pooping on peapole alove

    • @arghyadogra5995
      @arghyadogra5995 5 років тому +1

      Cows will probably stick their horns in our stomachs.

    • @karlburrows9033
      @karlburrows9033 5 років тому +1

      Me I'm in England never been in the news eh

  • @CCtrell0X0
    @CCtrell0X0 6 років тому +171

    Now I kinda want a game were humans and animals went to war

    • @feerzo1431
      @feerzo1431 6 років тому +6

      Lol yeah
      But replace animals with Anthros
      Now that will be a war

    • @CCtrell0X0
      @CCtrell0X0 6 років тому +1

      @Luke92778 IT'S NOT GOOD ANOUGH

    • @ansahs
      @ansahs 6 років тому +3

      Lol
      STAGE 1: The City - complete 🌟
      STAGE 2: The Jungle - 2min GAME OVER

    • @rob67w
      @rob67w 6 років тому +4

      Grand theft auto animal edition

    • @proballyuselessacc1966
      @proballyuselessacc1966 6 років тому +2

      *Italy switches sides and now all of its population has to do something with furry fandom*

  • @WholesomeLad
    @WholesomeLad 6 років тому +141

    We have thanos, itd be ok.

    • @alexhidalgo4617
      @alexhidalgo4617 6 років тому +17

      They have Thanos Whale

    • @grapeleaf9485
      @grapeleaf9485 6 років тому +2

      She fat but blesses us with spaghet

    • @RomanOf-lo7zn
      @RomanOf-lo7zn 6 років тому +2

      LMAO

    • @ggarzagarcia
      @ggarzagarcia 6 років тому

      Which Thanos? If MCU then he only kill half of them *and* us.

    • @stepbro4504
      @stepbro4504 6 років тому

      Wholesome Lad half the animal population gone

  • @sjskong
    @sjskong 5 років тому +51

    The Infographics Show: Humans vs. Animals!
    Me, an intellectual: nO bUT hUmaNs ArE anImALs

  • @shreyvaghela3963
    @shreyvaghela3963 6 років тому +102

    Squirrels are already taking over earth.

  • @hitdafolkslikyahh9100
    @hitdafolkslikyahh9100 6 років тому +137

    This idea would be a 🔥 ass video game

  • @tiegehanley2612
    @tiegehanley2612 5 років тому +158

    Yall forgetting the kung fu pandas be aware

    • @infxnite4431
      @infxnite4431 5 років тому +6

      YA LOL XD

    • @aperson6807
      @aperson6807 5 років тому +1

      5 seconds later :breaking news China surrenders

    • @seraphinelovee
      @seraphinelovee 5 років тому +1

      @@aperson6807 2 seconds later:
      Breaking news: The rest of Asia surrenders.
      Me: Nice.

    • @bruhmoment687
      @bruhmoment687 5 років тому

      Tiege Hanley my boy po

    • @yoldad3223
      @yoldad3223 5 років тому

      Ya mom is my kung fu panda

  • @ianmiles3028
    @ianmiles3028 3 роки тому +15

    Imagine animals going to war, and something is lightly touching you on your head. What is it? Fleas punching you.

  • @brannythefrenchie8847
    @brannythefrenchie8847 6 років тому +209

    I pet my cat during the video to make sure we'd still be friends....

    • @istvansipos9940
      @istvansipos9940 6 років тому +9

      it is a cat. you are being used. just sayin'
      (dude arrives home super super late. his cat and dog are waiting for him)
      dog: yeeeehaaw, the Master, the Master, THE MASTER IS HOOO-OOME! happy happeeeeee!
      cat: Slave, giv I many foodz! Then pet I. Then giv I a braik 'koz I not ker.

    • @gowchaz
      @gowchaz 6 років тому

      @@istvansipos9940 Weird ass

    • @mikeylol1624
      @mikeylol1624 6 років тому

      @@istvansipos9940 what a weirdo.

    • @cryptical3236
      @cryptical3236 6 років тому

      István Sipos You're weird

    • @camper1749
      @camper1749 6 років тому

      István Sipos So in this world dogs and cats speak english but they speak broken english? Makes sense.

  • @s.on.y
    @s.on.y 6 років тому +213

    Happy Three Million Subscribers! ❤️

    • @cardboardsnail81
      @cardboardsnail81 6 років тому +4

      Yeah

    • @TheInfographicsShow
      @TheInfographicsShow  6 років тому +18

      THANK YOU!!

    • @COJ.Island
      @COJ.Island 6 років тому +1

      Oh no! What is 3 mili minus 300? 😂😂😂 congrats!!!

    • @Mlafleur1864
      @Mlafleur1864 6 років тому

      The Infographics Show goddamn it i thought this was gonna be stupid but I got sucked in and it was good

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 6 років тому +167

    If animals can be used as weapons...
    World military power rankings:
    1) Australia
    2) United States
    3) Russia

    • @kenadams8064
      @kenadams8064 6 років тому +22

      And a shit tonne of African nations. Kenya would top the list. Lions, Leopards, rhino, elephant, venomous snakes and crocodiles the list is endless

    • @mohdaizat3696
      @mohdaizat3696 6 років тому +5

      what australia want to use?kangaroo,for me india is most power,got elephat,gaur,tiger,bear,rhino,cceocodile,snake,lion,leopard

    • @mustardgas4000
      @mustardgas4000 6 років тому +5

      Them Magpie's

    • @a.j.flores3935
      @a.j.flores3935 6 років тому +3

      Tbh United States animals aren't that bad

    • @kenadams8064
      @kenadams8064 6 років тому +9

      yeah but all of India's animals are just nerfed versions of the African ones.

  • @badb33f34
    @badb33f34 4 роки тому +20

    I love the way he said that "birds could easily be disposed of"

    • @IronSK
      @IronSK 3 роки тому

      Especially since the Emu is the only animal to win a war
      The beat Australia btw

  • @vanshajcooldude2006
    @vanshajcooldude2006 6 років тому +128

    cow : IMMA KILL YOU HOOMAN
    human: NONONO....I AM A VEGAN.
    Cow: oh ok bye

    • @nobbyfirefly57
      @nobbyfirefly57 6 років тому

      Universe traveler: I don't think im in my universe.

    • @changchen09
      @changchen09 6 років тому

      It's not a joke! It's exactly what's going on :p

    • @jamiescherm1314
      @jamiescherm1314 5 років тому

      XD

    • @cow7320
      @cow7320 5 років тому +1

      i would kill it anyway

    • @chrish8584
      @chrish8584 5 років тому

      I can kill cows

  • @ospray1888
    @ospray1888 6 років тому +182

    Who Would Win?
    Billions of highly intelligent and a species that has gone through millions of years of evolution almost till perfection and has mastered steel making, eradicated many deadly diseases, landed on another planet many times, been out of the atmosphere many more times and easily develop weapons and equipment for war, also developed for thousands of years
    Some tiny and big bois

    • @indoirl
      @indoirl 6 років тому +6

      Yes but insects are one of the deadly animals in the world. For instance mosquitos, they cause malaria that can easily kill a human. Also animals were millions of years before humans and if the dinosaurs never went extinct we would never make it this far on earth and we would be extinct in the phanerozoic era. So think before you talk sh!t

    • @hunormagyar1843
      @hunormagyar1843 6 років тому +4

      @@indoirl We are physically weak but very intelligent animals basicly. Or... probably... animal means moving creature but not a human. I think it might be meaning that, although this is not that important.
      I see you came up with dinosaurs. Yes, we needed that meteor to evolve bigger and more intelligent.
      Now if we would encounter carnivorous dinosaurs in the present, we could kill them relatively easily with these modern firearms. Killing something or somebody depends on the caliber, the force of impact and the shot accuracy only.
      Anyways, killing all animals leads to fatal problems. I really hope we can't do that but seems like we can - anyways we would have a good chance to go extinct. We already are in trouble. And *we* cause the trouble.

    • @indoirl
      @indoirl 6 років тому

      Im talking the time were mammoths and early humans lived dumb fxck not modern times

    • @jumpingrabbit7921
      @jumpingrabbit7921 6 років тому +3

      @Diabhal, we never co existed, but if the dinosaurs weren't killed by the meteor, we would have been snuffed out a long time ago.

    • @jumpingrabbit7921
      @jumpingrabbit7921 6 років тому +2

      @Diabhal What I'm saying is, we'd never have a chance to set up our hostile enviorments.
      The dinosaurs would have posed too much of a threat, we'd be killed before the enviorment became a factor.

  • @oretan2126
    @oretan2126 6 років тому +210

    Animals: Ima kill u
    Humans: *country roads starts playing*

    • @oretan2126
      @oretan2126 6 років тому +5

      @@tavo5593 you didnt get the RT reference

    • @conastel3023
      @conastel3023 6 років тому +6

      "Don't let the T-Rex out?"
      "Oh you mean this one?"
      *breaks T-Rex cage*

    • @Nani-ud6wk
      @Nani-ud6wk 6 років тому +6

      almost heaven
      -deep breathe-
      *W E S T V I R G I N I A*

    • @gigachadgaming1551
      @gigachadgaming1551 6 років тому

      Astrologist predict a meteor will strike the nearby area

    • @zekotheretard
      @zekotheretard 6 років тому

      Puro predicts that humans will make an latex disease

  • @breathethesun1605
    @breathethesun1605 3 роки тому +48

    It would be interesting if the animals found a way to fight in a cooperative manner. Badgers could dig tunnels under badly fortified positions. Cats or poisonous animals could surprise humans while sleeping.

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 2 роки тому

      Iamgine if all apes and monkeys joined humans but lemurs where their intellegence land force

    • @ardi1606
      @ardi1606 2 роки тому

      yeah, could...

    • @hat_sauce3846
      @hat_sauce3846 2 роки тому

      Shh, don't give them any ideas.

  • @alexlee8353
    @alexlee8353 6 років тому +125

    “...a well-organized snake attack.”
    I see what you did there.

  • @maxention5796
    @maxention5796 6 років тому +433

    We will lose cause Tom and jerry will kill us all

  • @aeon1c555
    @aeon1c555 5 років тому +104

    They Just Had To Include Big Chungus In The Thumbnail

    • @blvvdy.kisses
      @blvvdy.kisses 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @Diskillfr
      @Diskillfr 5 років тому +4

      No no no BUFF CHUNGUS

    • @KBhunterx262
      @KBhunterx262 5 років тому

      GD Zodixc buff Chungus
      Edit: dang it someone already said that

  • @gangweedernigga4012
    @gangweedernigga4012 5 років тому +79

    Animals : *teams up and rises up against humans*
    Humans : *AK47 and Shotguns*
    Animals : >:^0

    • @swargpatel7634
      @swargpatel7634 5 років тому +11

      yuneko we would still probably lose. We overestimate ourselves, our bodies themselves are actually one of the weakest in the animal kingdom.

    • @kembaslefthand4067
      @kembaslefthand4067 5 років тому +5

      @@swargpatel7634 how though

    • @thedrifter3938
      @thedrifter3938 5 років тому

      The Science Man How?

    • @swargpatel7634
      @swargpatel7634 4 роки тому +3

      Obi Wan Kenobi I’m talking if we had no weapons, we would probably be the first to die off.

    • @Frank-sw2ye
      @Frank-sw2ye 4 роки тому +3

      HYDRA• ZENO we can beat every animal but ants and mosquitoes, even nukes won’t work on them

  • @doggone2842
    @doggone2842 6 років тому +328

    What side would furries and environmentalists choose? Nothing is scarier than a furry environmentalist.

    • @Centurion_05
      @Centurion_05 6 років тому +41

      A furry environmentalist who is a vegan. My God.

    • @GreenShadow03
      @GreenShadow03 6 років тому +4

      I would not support neither side but, god... That scares me

    • @kaslu6038
      @kaslu6038 6 років тому +1

      Gun those mfs down

    • @richie_23
      @richie_23 6 років тому +3

      animals and humans will join sides and kill all those ......monsters

    • @Da69expert1
      @Da69expert1 6 років тому +2

      Ehh they're too weak and outnumbered to be even be considered a factor

  • @nathanbenzeleski3521
    @nathanbenzeleski3521 6 років тому +139

    Chuck Norris would survive the war with only his fists

  • @lambeanie1977
    @lambeanie1977 6 років тому +753

    Most powerful animal:
    Big Chungus

    • @TheSillyCroc
      @TheSillyCroc 6 років тому +19

      Ugandan Chungus......

    • @lambeanie1977
      @lambeanie1977 6 років тому +10

      the green Ridley that’s the 2nd most powerful

    • @sunshine2tarts
      @sunshine2tarts 6 років тому

      @@TheSillyCroc ugandan chungles*

    • @tommysterling69
      @tommysterling69 6 років тому +7

      We would have 2 surrender straight away

    • @chrisgio8439
      @chrisgio8439 6 років тому +3

      Lambeanie 197 that’s how CHUNGUS works

  • @legomanas4702
    @legomanas4702 4 роки тому +26

    Buther: now this looks like a job for me

    • @Cl-2048
      @Cl-2048 4 роки тому

      I see what reference you made.
      Artemis Fowl is pretty cool tho i must admit

    • @chebaca8
      @chebaca8 3 роки тому

      So everybody come follow me?

  • @neilz.
    @neilz. 6 років тому +65

    Lol. Wat is this? COD: Animal Warfare

  • @yourdailydada4184
    @yourdailydada4184 6 років тому +68

    The emu war has happened already

    • @NobleLaika
      @NobleLaika 6 років тому

      and that is only an emu..

    • @josemiguelcaballerorestrep2101
      @josemiguelcaballerorestrep2101 6 років тому

      Their was also a goat war, which was basically Ecuador shooting goats from helicopters, of course that action movie strategy worked.

  • @Robert-mo7ig
    @Robert-mo7ig 6 років тому +59

    in the red corner : bunny
    in the blue corner : human

    • @Robert-mo7ig
      @Robert-mo7ig 6 років тому +4

      NO REFUNDS !

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 6 років тому

      *grabs combat boots* Time for dinner...

    • @Robert-mo7ig
      @Robert-mo7ig 6 років тому

      Hopefully not me

    • @Robert-mo7ig
      @Robert-mo7ig 6 років тому +4

      wait was that a ksi vs logan paul joke ?

    • @chevairelame
      @chevairelame 6 років тому +1

      Let's not forget that in a physical fight with purely our own bodies and no weapons, humans are one of the *weakest* animals on the planet
      If the human doesn't give that bunny a heart attack, we'd just be torn to shreds xD

  • @bruhlol5786
    @bruhlol5786 5 років тому +14

    *When you enable a mod that makes animals hostile*

  • @mikitoburrito
    @mikitoburrito 5 років тому +128

    We all ride a rocket.
    Then nasa uses laser technology to nuke and destroy the planet
    We -lose- WIN!

    • @nametime8938
      @nametime8938 5 років тому +4

      Then where do we go?
      We just live on the rocket?
      How will we fit 7.6 billion people in a rocket?

    • @joshgroban5291
      @joshgroban5291 5 років тому +13

      @@nametime8938 that's the joke
      Don't you see the "then we -lose-

    • @aljonalabanzas1714
      @aljonalabanzas1714 5 років тому

      just revive madara and cast infinite tsukuyomi on all creatures

    • @iwazaruK7
      @iwazaruK7 5 років тому +1

      We use the rocket idea.
      We lose a lot of money, probably in the trillions.
      We nuke the planet.
      The planet is practically a nuclear wasteland full of radiation, giving you cancer.
      It'll take a long time for it to cool down, and even if we did try we don't have the proper equipment since we're in space.
      We run out of food and we all die.
      10/10 idea

  • @Codemanlex
    @Codemanlex 6 років тому +60

    If we went to war against insects or micro organisms
    We are gonna lose under an 1hr 😂😂

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 6 років тому

      No... not even close.

    • @changruiwei6164
      @changruiwei6164 6 років тому +18

      I would kill myself before cockroaches start flooding towards me

    • @chadthundercock4806
      @chadthundercock4806 6 років тому +5

      maxdrags3 there are 3 million ants for every person, that’s just ants. Now imagine all the insects combined

    • @piccolo6590
      @piccolo6590 6 років тому +2

      stale memes 1 can of ant spray would kill a whole lot more than 3 million ants😂

    • @thekingofwaffles8403
      @thekingofwaffles8403 6 років тому +2

      @@piccolo6590 I got a colony of *Hawaiian Warrior Fire Ants* that would like meet you. 🐜

  • @JuiceisGood
    @JuiceisGood 5 років тому +31

    I’m watching this video as my hedgehog is just sitting in his cage watching me while eating...

  • @Blnksto
    @Blnksto 4 роки тому +9

    *Talks about a world war against animals*
    Me: "Wow! I wonder how the battles and new tactics for such diverse foes will turn out-"
    Narrator: "Chemical weapons. A looooooooot of chemical weapons."

  • @mechyyz9860
    @mechyyz9860 6 років тому +52

    We certainly know that australia wont be much of a help

    • @xxnirvandabossxx8304
      @xxnirvandabossxx8304 6 років тому +1

      Mechyyz just evacuate the humans to a completely industrialised area where animals die and send robots

    • @radionowhere2870
      @radionowhere2870 6 років тому +2

      Never underestimate an emu!

    • @CatboyRanger
      @CatboyRanger 6 років тому +3

      yeah that place will be overun in a week at most

    • @Darkstar.....
      @Darkstar..... 6 років тому +1

      Hahahaha what are you talking about. the world will sacrifice us all and just drop nukes every where or abandon it completely to the beasts of aus big n small.

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin 6 років тому +17

    Whoever wins, we lose.

  • @averageperson8743
    @averageperson8743 5 років тому +69

    *That's when furries have enough of the people making fun if them...*

    • @Udhwjzjsnxjs
      @Udhwjzjsnxjs 5 років тому +2

      Or PETA

    • @tonivoul1971
      @tonivoul1971 4 роки тому

      We won before we start fight

    • @maddrakegd1939
      @maddrakegd1939 4 роки тому

      ( i'm sorry) they're creepy AH

    • @yerman0564
      @yerman0564 3 роки тому

      @@Udhwjzjsnxjs nah. Peta would be a big help on the human side, they're great at killing animals in their thousands.

    • @GigachadHGDYDBHDB
      @GigachadHGDYDBHDB 3 роки тому

      and vegans

  • @GiRR007
    @GiRR007 6 років тому +23

    the butterfly that cant eat makes me sad ;_;

  • @losman4107
    @losman4107 5 років тому +27

    We've been at war with animals for hundreds and thousands of years. They just don't know it.

    • @renarddubois940
      @renarddubois940 5 років тому +1

      most humans don't know it either.. also it's more like 2 millions years.. the first tool usage as weapon was met with a decline of size and population of the megafauna..

    • @thefuck4246
      @thefuck4246 5 років тому

      😭😭😭🤔🤔🤔😭😭😭

    • @paoloshemlawas8981
      @paoloshemlawas8981 2 роки тому

      We fked up if they knew it.

  • @cartermiller853
    @cartermiller853 6 років тому +221

    Absolute animal massacre. This is certain.
    Except Emus. Those things are flightless Devils!!! 🔥😈

    • @francescoparavidino
      @francescoparavidino 6 років тому +7

      Well... they might run but nerve gas is faster

    • @ThePrimalEarth
      @ThePrimalEarth 6 років тому +8

      Commander Appo only animal to ever win a war against humans.

    • @chezz__yeetz2361
      @chezz__yeetz2361 6 років тому +2

      Another great emu war. Lol

    • @camper1749
      @camper1749 6 років тому +4

      I mean you try to murder a shit ton of animals that have evolved to survive attacks from small groups of offenders by overwhelming and confusing them. Also you only get 10.000 bullets, 3 men, and a crappy old truck good luck!

    • @jthejedigaming8303
      @jthejedigaming8303 6 років тому +2

      RIP IN PIECES AUSTRALIA

  • @DylanoRevs
    @DylanoRevs 4 роки тому +6

    Animals win because of these guys:
    1. Bats
    2. Hornets
    3. Emus

  • @josephh6751
    @josephh6751 6 років тому +12

    2:46 imagined being chased by a bald eagle with a bat 😂

  • @thelaughindustry773
    @thelaughindustry773 6 років тому +169

    insects would win. Without a doubt, animals and other lifeforms will simply adapt to harsh environments long after we're extinct. We cannot live without animals but they can live without us.

    • @wat-ch
      @wat-ch 6 років тому +23

      Can you explain why we can't live without animals? I want to know. (Assuming humans still exists)
      So here's my opinion. We are basically omnivores where we rely on animals and plants to survive. Although it is somewhat unnatural, maybe, or by intelligence, we can adapt quite quickly in many harsh environments. Perhaps it is possible we can survive solely on plants.
      My point is maybe it is possible that animals and humans can live independently without reliance towards each other. I may miss out a lot of important points, so I would like to ask your help to point it out. Thanks.

    • @Phantom-bh5ru
      @Phantom-bh5ru 6 років тому +4

      Not realy just use gas weapons

    • @thelaughindustry773
      @thelaughindustry773 6 років тому +23

      First off, without any other species on the planet you have a serious imbalance in the ecosystem, no predators, no organisms that constantly break down lifeforms. Insects are vital to plant growth, bees, worms, small insects, and certain micro organisms which help with plant growth. Soil and other things necessary for crop growth would be extremely poor if no useless. So in other words you'd have no food whatsoever. The food that still exists is the canned food already made before the desctruction of other lifeforms so human time on the planet would be cut short.
      Second, given the ecosystem would very much be destroyed killing all lifeforms would destroy habitats, so climate change would accelerate very fast.
      "can live independently without reliance towards each other" humans are one species, animals are made up of millions of species. Animals can easily live on without humans but humans cannot live without those millions of species that keep the ecosystem in balance. Its simply not possible. Either animals win, or nobody wins, humans simply can never win such a war.

    • @shtuffs
      @shtuffs 6 років тому +7

      You do know that humans are animals, right?
      Therefore, we can adapt too

    • @2ndpartycrasher954
      @2ndpartycrasher954 6 років тому +1

      Animals cant live without us either

  • @taq1361
    @taq1361 5 років тому +68

    World World III:
    War cause: Harambe

  • @shadowjezzter
    @shadowjezzter 5 років тому +35

    The chicken is to be feared. Have u seen legend of Zelda?

  • @crashfaff
    @crashfaff 6 років тому +22

    Meanwhile microbes be waiting and laughing

    • @hunterkoons2008
      @hunterkoons2008 6 років тому

      They aren't really animals though. So they would just do what they always do.

    • @danieljones6389
      @danieljones6389 6 років тому

      😂😂

  • @communistinternationalco.6776
    @communistinternationalco.6776 6 років тому +14

    The Old Narrator Again! Missed You Alot!

    • @masser4555
      @masser4555 6 років тому

      He was already doing half of the videos...

  • @dabeetrayed7315
    @dabeetrayed7315 5 років тому +154

    We would win because we have shaggy

    • @MrZog33
      @MrZog33 5 років тому +18

      But then Ultra Instinct scooby would turn, they would balance each other out, thus Ultra Instinct shaggy is out of the equation .

    • @dabeetrayed7315
      @dabeetrayed7315 5 років тому +6

      @@MrZog33 dont worry we have a hulk

    • @samuelrodriguez9801
      @samuelrodriguez9801 5 років тому +3

      Shaggy has already forsaken us.

    • @hellohi-mj8ho
      @hellohi-mj8ho 5 років тому +1

      the betrayed dead meme

    • @smacked_off
      @smacked_off 5 років тому +6

      @@dabeetrayed7315 they have big chungus

  • @whatis112-s2i
    @whatis112-s2i 6 років тому +147

    vegans would just sit back and watch the rest of us fight

    • @thermslusitania1151
      @thermslusitania1151 6 років тому +7

      Richard Feng not actually because in vegans are not safe because if you keep in mind vegans eat plants and bugs can take down plants Locus Locus can wipe out a whole field number that killed off a lot of people in the lot of clubs so Locust can swarm in the Val whole City's only countries of plants solo cuscuz us destroy all the cops and plan that we need for food and then they suffer as well

    • @chrisorkos
      @chrisorkos 6 років тому

      @@thermslusitania1151 Vegans aren't vegeterians. Vegans eat cheese, drink milk. Basically things made from milk.

    • @decks5982
      @decks5982 6 років тому +6

      @@chrisorkos it's the other way round bro

    • @chrisorkos
      @chrisorkos 6 років тому

      @@decks5982 Really?

    • @Vyom108
      @Vyom108 6 років тому

      @@chrisorkos vegetarian do consume milk and it's products . They just avoid meets and eggs etc .

  • @BowserHype27
    @BowserHype27 6 років тому +16

    Congratulations for reaching 3 million subscribers!

  • @americanpatriot2974
    @americanpatriot2974 6 років тому +20

    We're all technically animals

    • @rayx8957
      @rayx8957 6 років тому

      AMERICAN PATRIOT true

  • @mesuiteyezil2794
    @mesuiteyezil2794 5 років тому +3

    5:49 i swear this is me when a mosquito is bothering me

  • @markpat1849
    @markpat1849 6 років тому +108

    You can have all of the lions you want but none can fight against a tank...

    • @DananTimmy
      @DananTimmy 6 років тому +3

      Mark Patak good words we have nukes

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 6 років тому

      +Mark Patak Not the case. A Lion is way faster and smarter than a tank

    • @casecao8412
      @casecao8412 6 років тому +4

      Mark Patak Africa is a death wish in this scenario. You'd die from about a million different diseases carried by insects. You also seemed to forget lions aren't the only animals in Africa...

    • @markpat1849
      @markpat1849 6 років тому +3

      @@casecao8412 I was refering to bigger aimals in general not only lions bcs honestly we have enough firepower to take down all of the bigger animals easily... and we could use suits and vehicles so insects cant get to us.

    • @thermslusitania1151
      @thermslusitania1151 6 років тому

      Mark Patak and I know all this because I like to use facts and knowledge and is extremely knowledgeable so yeah insects can do a lot of damage to tanks gnats fruit flies those so small then get in as well also back kids also an animal you think about it so if all animals like that bacteria and disease also living things the animals so yeah so the tank and kill you just like that keep in mind use of bacteria in your body as well and considered animals as well because they because they have the ability to do so so therefore you will lose either way also there's no animals not people needed us

  • @bradyh1782
    @bradyh1782 6 років тому +45

    They already have.
    Remember the Emu War?

  • @syphon1351
    @syphon1351 5 років тому +36

    4:09-part of the “hooman survival”

  • @toshirohitsugaya3614
    @toshirohitsugaya3614 5 років тому +5

    *What if we went to war with animals?*
    Rats that gave the plague: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @yaboievan4055
    @yaboievan4055 6 років тому +47

    Animals would win hands down
    Think of all the fire ants we wouldn't stand a chance

    • @dizxp6377
      @dizxp6377 6 років тому +8

      @General Eisa So every one would go in helicopters?

    • @jonathanryan9946
      @jonathanryan9946 6 років тому +18

      Fire Ant... Meet flame thrower

    • @noitsnot239
      @noitsnot239 6 років тому +2

      fire nuclear weopons weapons of mass destruction

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 6 років тому +2

      Can’t see ‘em making their way to England mate.

    • @user-nk8zx1yw8s
      @user-nk8zx1yw8s 6 років тому

      joejitsu034 what about ants in England lol

  • @kovak4576
    @kovak4576 6 років тому +21

    australia would have a tough battle with kangaroos and emu's
    they would surrender

  • @intriguedSTYLE
    @intriguedSTYLE 6 років тому +19

    Thought this was a TierZoo video for a second

  • @theintellectualrabbit6828
    @theintellectualrabbit6828 5 років тому +12

    "A well organized snake attack"
    That just seems like a terrible way to go.

  • @danielazaharia1359
    @danielazaharia1359 6 років тому +97

    Squirls are already taking over the world watch rick and morty

    • @techfrank2431
      @techfrank2431 6 років тому

      Yet, we can still kill them😂😂😂

    • @MrCoolbanna
      @MrCoolbanna 6 років тому

      TechFrank that’s what they want you to think - don’t put your guard down

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 6 років тому +3

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

    • @rob67w
      @rob67w 6 років тому +1

      "young man, come here little boy, little boyyy we'll give you wishes if you can hear us, we'll make you fly and get candy"

    • @Cyian
      @Cyian 6 років тому

      I just watched that episode and now my iq has hit 1000