Homophobic Christian "Debunks" my Comedy

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  • @EmmaThorneVideos
    @EmmaThorneVideos  Рік тому +1524

    Howdy lovely people! If you like my content, consider checking out @EmmathorneBackstage and @Littleduckgaming for more. And don't forget to sMaSH ThAT LIke bUtTon! [cough]

    • @java4653
      @java4653 Рік тому +26

      Go Emma, it's your smart day, we gonna watch you, cuz you're so great!

    • @ltfla7283
      @ltfla7283 Рік тому +2

      ? youtube not posting ?

    • @mortenhundevad
      @mortenhundevad Рік тому +14

      fouend his channel in 2 seconds

    • @rebeccachambers4701
      @rebeccachambers4701 Рік тому +18

      If you need the number for the devil well I have it it's my landlord's number

    • @paulsmart4672
      @paulsmart4672 Рік тому +4

      I hit "like" because of the camel caps.

  • @neonshadow5005
    @neonshadow5005 Рік тому +3669

    "She admitted that SHE is a LESBIAN!"
    "Shit, someone's going to have to tell my boyfriend."
    Haha, great response to that.

    • @ChristianCatboy
      @ChristianCatboy Рік тому +2

      Maybe he thinks her boyfriend is secretly trans. Gotta assume the most extreme scenario of "depravity", right? Or he just doesn't know what bisexual means, and thinks "lesbian" means any female queer person

    • @fabr5747
      @fabr5747 Рік тому +390

      Well, let's be honest, short hair means you like women, this is part of the ten commandments, and that's why most grandmothers are lesbians...

    • @F4wk3s
      @F4wk3s Рік тому +115

      ​@@fabr5747
      Okay, what do I do then, shave half my hair?

    • @Seneca84
      @Seneca84 Рік тому +78

      Also, let's say she was... being lesbian it's not something someone "admits" to... But oh well, what can you expect...

    • @fabr5747
      @fabr5747 Рік тому +45

      @@F4wk3s Smart move ! Confuse them more !

  • @georgem2334
    @georgem2334 Рік тому +8494

    There's no hate like Christian love.

    • @brb__bathroom
      @brb__bathroom Рік тому +924

      as Ghandi once said: "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

    • @alexmckenna1171
      @alexmckenna1171 Рік тому +146

      The other religions also keep their end up, and not in a good way.

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 Рік тому +422

      ​@@brb__bathroomYou know something gone wrong when you're getting roasted by Ghandi.

    • @brb__bathroom
      @brb__bathroom Рік тому +91

      @@denverarnold6210 Civ 1 style

    • @sten4982
      @sten4982 Рік тому +52

      The Australian former PM is a good example of that. A seven mountains movement lowlife

  • @fiercerodent
    @fiercerodent Рік тому +3091

    "Despite what fiction authors try to sell you on, vampires are not real"
    ...someone needs to explain to him what fiction means.

    • @vermis0161
      @vermis0161 Рік тому +343

      it's possible that he thinks that everything that is written in a book is intended to be believed as a real thing, either because it is, or because the author is trying to trick you. it would explain a lot

    • @Rig0r_M0rtis
      @Rig0r_M0rtis Рік тому +191

      What do you expect? He believes Bible...

    • @Forest_Fifer
      @Forest_Fifer Рік тому +87

      ​@@vermis0161that's because the only book he has ever read is the Bible.

    • @davidgustafson7334
      @davidgustafson7334 Рік тому +185

      Of course there are no vampires.
      The werewolves wiped them out years ago!

    • @vermis0161
      @vermis0161 Рік тому +26

      @@Forest_Fifer now now, let's be fair. he *may* have partially skimmed "Darkness Optional: The Holy Truth" by Zak Bagans

  • @kenirainseeker539
    @kenirainseeker539 5 місяців тому +544

    He's a religious conservative man, and you're a relatively conventionally attractive non-religious queer woman. That's the reason he's so fixated on you and has an entire series just for you. He's probably secretly into you, and he's trying to "fix" you. It sounds creepy, because it is. They do this kind of shit all the time.

    • @digifreak90
      @digifreak90 4 місяці тому +79

      Yeah, I was also getting the feeling that he's somewhat obsessed.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 місяці тому +86

      Yeah once she said he’s watched and debunked *a lot* of her videos I was like “That’s creepy as hell 😬”

    • @pterodummy
      @pterodummy 4 місяці тому +25

      😬😬😬 goodness gracious
      It makes too much sense

    • @darkhorse3535
      @darkhorse3535 4 місяці тому

      They?

    • @Jeanettesboxingchannel
      @Jeanettesboxingchannel 4 місяці тому +3

      Perhaps he loves her, but nor how you think.

  • @Rei-Rei
    @Rei-Rei Рік тому +2378

    Russ responds to Emma's 8 minute video with a 40 minute "rebuttal". Emma responds with a 58 minute video. I'm now expecting a feature-length documentary from him in response, to which Emma needs to respond with a 6 part series.

    • @Claudius_Ptolemy
      @Claudius_Ptolemy Рік тому +50

      Just like James Tour 😂

    • @lillia5333
      @lillia5333 Рік тому +49

      This was so funny that a thumbs up wasn't enough!!😂 Sometimes lots of thumbs are needed!

    • @rainbowkrampus
      @rainbowkrampus Рік тому +37

      And after that, a two cour anime adaptation.

    • @pererau
      @pererau Рік тому +18

      He's got nothing on Mormon general conference

    • @sharimeline3077
      @sharimeline3077 Рік тому +15

      I cackled in reality, you get the trophy 🏆

  • @modernorpheus
    @modernorpheus Рік тому +1028

    There's a stereotype about Christians being anti-fun, but I'm not sure Russ even understands what fun is.

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X Рік тому +88

      I think he finds the whole concept very straining and confusing.

    • @InsufficientGravitas
      @InsufficientGravitas Рік тому +25

      It's not even wrong when it comes to the more puritanical lot.

    • @jerometurner9642
      @jerometurner9642 Рік тому +44

      It is like he's having a stroke when he laughs.

    • @Philbert-s2c
      @Philbert-s2c Рік тому +59

      @@InsufficientGravitas There's old joke that says a Puritan is somebody who lives in constant terror that somebody...somewhere is having a good time.

    • @antonyduhamel1166
      @antonyduhamel1166 Рік тому +20

      I think he knows what fun is to him. I just don't think anyone else would recognize what he sees as fun as fun.

  • @RetroMaticGamer
    @RetroMaticGamer Рік тому +865

    Christians: "don't persecute us!"
    Also Christians: persecute every non-Christian for not being Christian and/or cis/straight
    Also ALSO Christians: TOTALLY IGNORE Jesus' direct orders to be meek, mind their own business, and treat everyone with love and respect

    • @milf_Connoisseur_69
      @milf_Connoisseur_69 11 місяців тому +70

      Nah bro the new Jesus loves guns and hate thy neighbor

    • @chrism8860
      @chrism8860 11 місяців тому

      ​@@milf_Connoisseur_69They also don't want their freedom of speech infringed. But are yearning for Christian nationalist states, which will have no freedom of speech. It's insane

    • @FlashRayLaser
      @FlashRayLaser 10 місяців тому +16

      ​​@@milf_Connoisseur_69Meh, Jesus always came with the sword. Not sure how new that is.
      Definitely way better than his dad (self) though somehow.

    • @solertree8653
      @solertree8653 10 місяців тому

      You forgot "persecute all christians who don't do it the same way we do!"

    • @pzm2461
      @pzm2461 10 місяців тому +5

      amen mofo

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 4 місяці тому +789

    Telling a gay person "I just don't agree with your lifestyle" is like telling a fish that you don't agree with a lifestyle that takes place in the water.

    • @raistlin3462
      @raistlin3462 4 місяці тому +130

      "Have you tried to breath air like a normal person?"🙄

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 4 місяці тому +15

      Exactly

    • @sfrert2759
      @sfrert2759 4 місяці тому

      Sincerely, that’s better than attacking physically a gay person.

    • @dutchthenightmonkey3457
      @dutchthenightmonkey3457 4 місяці тому +56

      @@raistlin3462 for some reason im imagining that clip of that one person saying "why do you have asthma there's so much air in the world" but like "why are you gay there are so many women in the world"

    • @AngelusNielson
      @AngelusNielson 3 місяці тому +14

      It's also a flatout lie. Hate isn't just "Disagreement."

  • @DylboScratchins
    @DylboScratchins Рік тому +1775

    Congrats, Emma, on getting your first fan fiction writer

    • @nittayoshifumi8252
      @nittayoshifumi8252 Рік тому +83

      she got fanon made about her lmao

    • @smurph13
      @smurph13 Рік тому +22

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @joaomrtins
      @joaomrtins Рік тому +40

      Most likely not the first. But I don't wanna check.

    • @Mewobiba
      @Mewobiba Рік тому +25

      @joaomrtins Just for you I checked AO3 and at least there's nothing there

    • @joaomrtins
      @joaomrtins Рік тому +17

      @@Mewobiba that's good
      P.S. I almost slipped up on the fact that it's Mewobiba, the one and only!

  • @FriendofFantasy
    @FriendofFantasy Рік тому +1453

    "Despite what fiction authors try to sell... vampires aren't real." Fiction authors aren't trying to peddle their fantasy books as nonfiction!!

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon Рік тому +88

      This strikes at the heart of the matter. I don't have a problem with people that believe in a higher power that created everything and believe that we continue to exist in some form or another after death. But they need to recognize that the arguments they present for their belief are fallacious. Every single one of them is and always will be fallacious. You cannot make a claim, "There is a supernatural creator God", without providing evidence for your claim. And no, you can't use what is written in the Bible to claim that what is written in the Bible is true.
      If I ask "How do you know that what is written in the Bible is true?", you can't answer "Because it's written in the Bible that what's written is true". That's beyond childish.

    • @FriendofFantasy
      @FriendofFantasy Рік тому +35

      @Temulon I completely agree. I am a Christian myself, and I won't sit there and tell someone - "There is a God!!" - because I don't have hard proof that there is any type of divine creator. Christianity is a *faith* based religion. That being said, when science contradicts what is in the Bible, I will obviously side with science on the matter because, to me, if the Christian God did create the universe, then they must have created science as well.

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon Рік тому +25

      @@FriendofFantasy You said Christianity is a faith based religion, but all religions are faith based. There are no religions that are rooted in science with irrefutable evidence backing their claims. About contradictions, if the Bible is supposed to be a owners manual for correct living and directly inspired by God, shouldn't it be free from errors and superfluous information? It just seems to me that if a book was so important for God to want humans to have it would have been written better.

    • @larryn4219
      @larryn4219 Рік тому +2

      @@Temulon the sort of argument, and now i will put it very vaguely and to the point, so the sort of argument that claims well, i would love to see a swish watch to naturally appear in the wild, and thats like 10 to the power of 100s less complex then any form of life, is quite a strong argument for a, lets call it, intelligence created universe.

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon Рік тому +21

      @@larryn4219 It isn't a strong argument. There are three main points of criticism against the Watchmaker analogy:
      1. Complexity does not necessarily require a designer; it can also come from mindless natural processes. David Hume gives the examples of a snowflake, and of the generation of crystals. These are mentioned in his works "Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion" and "An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding". Other people have mentioned the Infinite monkey theorem.
      2. The watch is a bad analogy.
      3. The watchmaker is more complex than the watch. If complexity proves intelligent design, then the question arises who designed such a complex watchmaker.

  • @SolemnlySquid
    @SolemnlySquid Рік тому +552

    Russ: "Contrary to what movies might try to teach you, or what authors might try to sell you on, vampires are not real."
    Also Russ: "So if you ever watch Ghost Adventures, a lot of their..."

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X Рік тому +103

      I love the fact that he says "what movies tries to teach you". That is truly disturbed. Who the fuck thinks a vampire movie is trying to teach you ANYTHING?!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Rig0r_M0rtis
      @Rig0r_M0rtis Рік тому +39

      @@AB-80X Well the Interview with the Vampire teaches about the pain and loneliness of trying to stay human in a beast's body...

    • @Jagernaughty
      @Jagernaughty Рік тому +35

      ​@@AB-80Xsome people have learned something about themselves watching Kate Beckinsale in a catsuit

    • @armyoftinymoas
      @armyoftinymoas Рік тому +28

      @@AB-80X are you trying to tell me The Vampire Diaries ISN'T an educational docuseries??

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X Рік тому +4

      @@Jagernaughty
      I think the word we’re looking for is “discovered” rather than learned lol

  • @theotakux5959
    @theotakux5959 4 місяці тому +27

    "Vampires are not real" Well, given this guy's ability to determine what is and isn't real, I'm gonna go scatter some garlic around.

  • @kalebs6201
    @kalebs6201 Рік тому +1755

    This man’s humor is dryer than every woman he’s tried to get with

  • @AnnoyingNewsletters
    @AnnoyingNewsletters Рік тому +893

    A friend of mine says, _Whenever you tell someone that you're bisexual, all they hear is gay._
    Maybe that's what's going on here.
    Emma says, *_Hello, Lovely People. Happy Pride 🌈 Month! I'm bi, and I get to be visible_* for a whole month. *_Can you believe it?!_*
    What he hears:
    _Doesn't this les-bean know that Pride is a sin?_

    • @IRGeamer
      @IRGeamer Рік тому

      I think the word in their mind is "them" or "other", because they react the same if you tell them you're atheist, left wing, progressive, a secular humanist, believe in science, don't passionately hate the very idea of a federal government, etc., etc., etc...
      It's just wilfully ignorant bigotry all the way down...

    • @joannecunliffe8067
      @joannecunliffe8067 Рік тому +68

      Try explaining that you're transgender and NO, that doesn't mean I'm a transvestite (or like Dr Frankenfuter) also NO, being transgender is nothing to do with whether you're gay or not! Oh (pick your favourite deity as an expletive)!😠The best one was saying that (in all honesty) "I don't know if I'm gay, straight, bisexual or asexual these days!" Explanation: As I child I KNEW I was a girl - I just had a problem with my body between my legs. When I became a teen I wondered "Should I go out with a girl" but then thought "but I AM a girl - would that make me a lesbian and to be honest, does that matter?". I then thought "Well I'll go out with a boy" and then looked between my legs and quite frankly gave up at that point!

    • @garygood6804
      @garygood6804 Рік тому +4

      All women are bi, so....* shrug *

    • @joannecunliffe8067
      @joannecunliffe8067 Рік тому

      @@garygood6804 If you hadn't typed that completely with your tongue in your cheek (*jaw drops*) M C 🐷 - 🥰!

    • @kazeboiii
      @kazeboiii Рік тому +14

      @@joannecunliffe8067 As a trans man, #mood

  • @Pootycat8359
    @Pootycat8359 Рік тому +772

    You can tell a lot about a person's attitudes by their choice of words. Defining what a "lesbian is, or is not, aside, saying "She ADMITTED...." carries a very different implication than "She STATED..."

    • @katiebarber407
      @katiebarber407 Рік тому +109

      people who use words like that make me think they're very deeply closeted and repressed

    • @Pootycat8359
      @Pootycat8359 Рік тому +25

      Could be! Old "Father Freud" has fallen out of favor, these days, but the wisdom of his words is with us, still....

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X Рік тому +28

      I see it a projection of internal guilt lol.

    • @alexwyatt2911
      @alexwyatt2911 Рік тому +1

      @@katiebarber407 Accusing homophobes of being closeted is harmful for many reasons; one being-the trope’s premise is that the LGBTQ community is responsible for their own persecution. The majority of homophobes are heterosexual bigots.

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon Рік тому +89

      I noticed that too. “Admitted” carries connotations of wrongdoing and shame. Maybe we should start saying “S/He admitted they’re a Christian…”

  • @insomniacwriter9411
    @insomniacwriter9411 Місяць тому +8

    Hi! Christian person here! I've just recently come across your channel and really appreciate both how you parse your language around religion, your mushroom shirt, and your Mass Effect art. ^_^

  • @PillboxBollocks
    @PillboxBollocks Рік тому +575

    I’m here. I’m queer. I’m ready to cheer. My userpic’s a deer. Through a window it leered. Get that guy a beer. He’s unhappy, that’s clear. The time is so near for this lovely premier. I’m surrounded by peers, all such beautiful weir-does. I’m wracked with fear ’cause I’m starting to hear that I’m grinding this gear and I’ll be here for a year doing this if I don’t stop right now…

  • @janrebie
    @janrebie Рік тому +216

    One time I made a joke on instagram “it’s called the Bible not the Straightble” and a bunch of people in the replies were like “uhm actually 🤓” I feel like this guy would be the type to do that

    • @JoshuaR.Collins
      @JoshuaR.Collins Рік тому +31

      lmao, Im going to be stealing that joke.

    • @spiker.ortmann
      @spiker.ortmann Рік тому +48

      ​@@JoshuaR.Collinsthen use the complete version of the joke...
      The Bible says "Adam and Eve", not "Adam OR Eve", so I slept with both. It's called the Bible, not the Straightble after all.

    • @DarkVoidRealm
      @DarkVoidRealm Рік тому +2

      @@JoshuaR.Collinssame

    • @siwilson1437
      @siwilson1437 Місяць тому +5

      And when they say Amen, it's actually "Ah, men"

  • @Merricat_likesu
    @Merricat_likesu Рік тому +416

    “I’m not judging you but you’re going to hell” Jesus these people are awful. I had to deal with it for years and it’s soooooo difficult not to automatically distrust anyone religious person I meet because of people like this.

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X Рік тому +25

      Welp, according to CraeCrae here, that's not judgement. That's just a statement of fact, and GAWD is the one who judges you

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Рік тому +18

      Sometimes I wish hell is proven to be real. Just to make these people quake in fear.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist Рік тому +17

      @@falconeshield They most likely do anyway since they believe it's real. Not most of the time, because they seem to think they're exempt from Da Rulez as set down by Oily Josh and the Greasy Boys. But the times they slip up and break one of their self-imagined "rules of the religion" or remember things done when they were wild kids, they have a small panic. Of course, all they have to do to feel fine about themselves again is either Confession (if Catholic) or be more aggressive with their proselytizing for a while.

    • @davidkeller6156
      @davidkeller6156 Рік тому +9

      Even though I believe in a God, my brother is worried I’m going to hell since I’m not a Christian. I have no problem with his beliefs,and I know he speaks from love. Actually, I don’t have a problem with most religions as long as they’re not used to promote hate. I don’t have a problem with atheists either and my own personal take is God doesn’t demand belief in It and God doesn’t judge us on whether we believe in It or not. What a narcissistic god that would be that demands worship. Seems a lot of religion, especially Christianity is based on an anthropomorphic idea of God. I can’t speak to others because I haven’t studied them that deeply, except perhaps Advaita Vedanta when I followed that guru. And that was definitely not an anthropomorphic understanding.

    • @limitbreak2966
      @limitbreak2966 Рік тому +10

      @@DraconicDuelistthat’s the dumbest thing honestly, as if confessing to a priest somehow takes away your sins and makes you innocent. Like bruh if you hit a child with a car and then go to confession, you still hit a child, but now you feel like its no worries now

  • @buddha5619
    @buddha5619 4 місяці тому +7

    As a Christian, I think you are a kind and respectful person. Can’t understand why anyone would give you any hate. Keep on being the bear you can be! ✝️☮️

  • @Vggamegod
    @Vggamegod Рік тому +838

    Emma seems like an absolute joy to be around. Russ comes off as one of those men who murders their family to 'send them to heaven'.

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 Рік тому +67

      Send them to heaven? He sounds like the type that would murder them so they would haunt his basement.

    • @incognitiosaystransrights
      @incognitiosaystransrights Рік тому

      he has a sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

    • @xAxCx
      @xAxCx Рік тому +24

      You got those vibes too?

    • @chriscunningham8703
      @chriscunningham8703 Рік тому +2

      Both equally annoying

    • @Calx9
      @Calx9 Рік тому

      Suit yourself, I laughed my ass off :P
      She's genuinely funny. @@chriscunningham8703

  • @trianglemoebius
    @trianglemoebius Рік тому +320

    EMMA: I am going to tell a joke.
    RUSS: Not if I can help it.
    Repeat this a couple dozen times and you have this man's entire video.

    • @georgesears934
      @georgesears934 Рік тому +33

      Spoiler alert:
      He could not help it.

    • @mkay4
      @mkay4 Рік тому +11

      *his entire series apparently lol

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 Рік тому +1

      😆😆😆👍

    • @marineinrecovery1282
      @marineinrecovery1282 Рік тому +10

      Don't forget to add in "I'll also 'correct her' on points I might agree with but definitely, as the alpha male christian, cannot be seen agreeing with"

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X Рік тому +2

      Has anyone posted a link to this video on Russ' channel? We need to see his full feature length reaction.

  • @simonjones5101
    @simonjones5101 8 місяців тому +722

    The way he laughed after he said, "We don't drink blood" sounded like they do in fact drink blood.

    • @solomonverrico
      @solomonverrico 5 місяців тому

      They kinda do tho. The whole idea behind the eucharist is the stale cracker and welch's training booze turns into literal flesh and blood. And that no one's turned to this miraculous ability to go on a gingerbread man rampage is further proof Christianity is *******.

    • @pauls.6360
      @pauls.6360 5 місяців тому

      If he's a true Christian, he actully does drink blood on a daily basis - if only figuratively - and he'll even brag about it if you push him to explain.

    • @bimmer-777
      @bimmer-777 5 місяців тому +27

      sounds like something someone who drinks blood would think

    • @bimmer-777
      @bimmer-777 5 місяців тому +2

      *say

    • @einfangirl2351
      @einfangirl2351 4 місяці тому +11

      @@bimmer-777 i mean i don't kink shame lol

  • @neuroriot
    @neuroriot 3 місяці тому +11

    I love that him "debunking" your jokes is mainly him saying 'No' after hearing your quip. He barely expands on it either. It takes multiple levels of misunderstanding to do what he does 😅

  • @eshaanreza832
    @eshaanreza832 Рік тому +731

    "She's a lesbian" Wow... What a cute insult...

    • @LeolaTheElf
      @LeolaTheElf Рік тому +87

      Someone called me a fa&@ot just the other day. Funny thing is, I was going up to my local church for volunteer work

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 Рік тому

      ​@@LeolaTheElfA fak@ot is a pile of sticks. With a bit of energy 🔥 😃

    • @MsTMarie83
      @MsTMarie83 Рік тому +15

      Someone give the goon his cardboard cookie 😅😂

    • @LadyOfTheEdits
      @LadyOfTheEdits Рік тому

      The fact he said.admmited to being a lesbian. What a brainless person

    • @ejd53
      @ejd53 Рік тому +33

      Not only that, it's the wrong cute insult. 😂😂😂

  • @chgjake2230
    @chgjake2230 Рік тому +1038

    Him taking every single joke 100% seriously is actually pretty funny not gonna lie

    • @RonaldReed-ul9du
      @RonaldReed-ul9du Рік тому +72

      I know, he makes me want to go screw with him so badly, imagine what sarcasm would do to him!

    • @missoats8731
      @missoats8731 Рік тому

      I have to admit I find him hilarious as well, but I'm pretty sure he's on the autism spectrum: doesn't really get jokes, doesn't really get fiction, doesn't really get the point of what others say, has very special interests he's obsessed about and researches deeply (the bible, ghosts, the moon landing), tries to imitate how other people speak, but doesn't understand the right context for it ("smash that like button"), rambles on about seemingly unrelated stuff, would be perceived as "weird" by the general population, thinks his opinion is the gold standard...
      Too bad he's so into Christian believes.

    • @lindseyhendrix2405
      @lindseyhendrix2405 Рік тому +29

      No kidding! I thought he would catch on to the style & setup of the video he was responding to eventually and figure it out but, wow. It’s like he genuinely thought _she_ was asking these questions lol.

    • @AmberAbyss-nh4lc
      @AmberAbyss-nh4lc Рік тому +26

      It's like he's trying to do the live tucker reaction face the entire time

    • @happytofu5
      @happytofu5 Рік тому +35

      I think he understood she was joking, but was pissed about that. Like that she was joking about something that to him is no laughing matter. So he tried to answer the questions genuinely.

  • @arvo_septus
    @arvo_septus Рік тому +338

    I really thought that at some point this guy's mom was going to walk over with a plate of cookies and he would scream "MOM, I'M MAKING A VERY SERIOUS VIDEO AND YOU ARE RUINING IT!!!!"

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing Рік тому +37

      "DON'T BOTHER ME WHEN I'M WEARING THE GODFATHER T-SHIRT, I EXPLAINED THIS ALREADY MOM!!"

    • @reverbscherzo7850
      @reverbscherzo7850 Рік тому +10

      Yeah, clearly Mom doesn’t understand how important he is. If she did, he’d have one like. And maybe even one subscriber. 😂

    • @sharimeline3077
      @sharimeline3077 Рік тому +8

      MOM THE MEATLOAF!

    • @jonasfermefors
      @jonasfermefors Рік тому +7

      He seems a bit like Mike Pence, so I bet he'd call his wife mother too - if he had one.

    • @despaney
      @despaney Рік тому +3

      At least he is not in his car.

  • @thomassparks1476
    @thomassparks1476 Місяць тому +3

    I’m a Christian and a fan, Emma. You’re a breath of fresh air and this guy is what Jesus would call “a whitewashed sepulcher.” All white, heterosexual, and holy on the outside, but nothing but dry bones on the inside. Jesus was a savage and LOVED dunking on hypocrisy. He would have loved you so much! Not in the way Jesus loves everyone. He would have just adored your mind and the way it works and the generosity of your heart. You are WAY more Christ-like than this humorless joy vacuum.

  • @MrMattSax
    @MrMattSax Рік тому +365

    I think my favorite part is how he sighs deeply, rolls his eyes and then proceeds to condescendingly correct Emma on the truth about demons, angels, ghosts and other fictional characters. He’s so exasperated to have to explain these obvious things that are strongly supported by feelings, ignorance and ancient books of mythology.

    • @foxliasgriffinYT
      @foxliasgriffinYT Рік тому +5

      makes me wanna listen to his beliefs like some story, like a good night story for children to go mimimi on

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Рік тому +12

      His reaction best embodies "mansplaining" ngl. He's giving Redditors a hell of a competition.

    • @Thankedsphere99
      @Thankedsphere99 3 місяці тому

      'obvious'

  • @draig2614
    @draig2614 Рік тому +447

    Let me just say that I (a Christian pastor serving a LGBTQ+ Affirming church) would a thousand times prefer to watch your content over people like Russ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
    It makes me sad that there are Christians who think that a sense of humour is a sin. I avoid them whenever possible.
    ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

    • @pabloherranz1795
      @pabloherranz1795 Рік тому +24

      Wow, a pastor around here! May I ask you how is it? I've always been curious. What Do you do on a basis?

    • @TheActualJeffery
      @TheActualJeffery Рік тому +33

      I love that, I’m Christian and lgbtq myself and it’s always nice to know that there are pastors that support us

    • @draig2614
      @draig2614 Рік тому +43

      @@TheActualJeffery I am Ace, so part of the + of LGBTQ+. We also have openly queer folk as part of our church lay leadership, and fly the rainbow flag in front of our three church buildings.
      Never forget that you are beautifully and perfectly created in God's image; and that you reflect the presence of Christ to the world. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

    • @identity7536
      @identity7536 Рік тому +8

      @@draig2614I am glad to see a Christian Pastor that actually understood what the message used to be about. what is was meant to be. there i no LGBTQ in the bible, because how would it be ? it wasn't a thing yet. so what should be seen on the pages is that you should love your fellow humans not a listing of only the humans you should love and hate everything not explicitly mentioned. if more religious people in the world would just stop like books written over 1000years ago were still up to date word for word instead of actually thinking about 5the message the book tells you we'd have less wasted lifes due to it. you sir are one of the good people the world needs more of

    • @panaroid9636
      @panaroid9636 Рік тому +3

      As a former Christian, I dont understand that.

  • @MissCaraMint
    @MissCaraMint Рік тому +511

    I too have been taken for a lesbian in my time. I take is a compliment honestly. Our lesbian sisters are dope af. Oh and so are our pan and bi sisters as well of course. Oh and probably you reading this comment. You're probably dope too.

    • @Skittenmeow
      @Skittenmeow Рік тому +18

      🧡

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Рік тому +21

      Ahhh, thank you for including us pans. We're not bad af as a lot of of lesbians and bi sisters - I feel as a group we tend to be a bit geekier over all - but we're always happy to be included!

    • @Skittenmeow
      @Skittenmeow Рік тому +12

      @@Gildedmuse as a fellow pan, who thought she was bi, I'm definitely a geek/ nerd with hugely variable style choices. Big love your way !

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Рік тому +9

      @@Skittenmeow Yeah, I know anecdotes isn't data but I feel like If I got together with every other pansexual I know, you wouldn't be sure if it was some kind of LGBT+ meet up or a mini Comic Con. Could go either way with that group, you'd say to yourself.
      "Actually we're doing both!"
      "Yeah, and we're also making a UA-cam video!"
      "And trading some cards!"
      And then you'd just walk away. What a weird group, you'd think.
      And you'd be right. And that's what makes us so great.

    • @Sprklngglassslipper
      @Sprklngglassslipper Рік тому +4

      @@Gildedmuse as a pan woman myself, I feel this in my soul.

  • @Cinemabu11
    @Cinemabu11 2 місяці тому +4

    8:17 - "I don't understand how you can debunk a joke." 😂Aaaaaaaand, subscribed. First time seeing this channel but I can tell I'm going to enjoy watching these videos and having a good laugh.

  • @Bany1911
    @Bany1911 Рік тому +438

    The "We are moving to Q+" followed by a beat of complete silence and then the "No" is a stroke of comedic genius. I actually laughed so loudly at that my cat woke up and gave me a dirty look.

    • @JonathonPawelko
      @JonathonPawelko Рік тому +19

      Don’t offend cats! You better treat your cat right. Cheers from Canada

    • @jaxcoss5790
      @jaxcoss5790 Рік тому +5

      ​@@JonathonPawelko😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance Рік тому +21

      Ngl, the LGBTQ/GSRM community just calling itself Q+ sounds awesome.

    • @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith
      @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith 10 місяців тому +5

      @@reptoidrenaissance Nah, Q was a total jerk, as were Q, Q, q, and Q.

    • @Thankedsphere99
      @Thankedsphere99 3 місяці тому +1

      Please explain the Joke.

  • @Saezimmerman
    @Saezimmerman Рік тому +544

    the “I love them but I hate their lifestyle” is something that I generally hear from people trying hold their anti-LGBTQ+ perspective while still maintaining a relationship with people in the community. It’s frustrating because they try to come across as tolerant and loving, but it doesn’t work.

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied Рік тому

      When bigots say things akin to "I don't hate [LGBT/minorities/ect.]" then follow up with something that clearly expresses hate, what they mean can be summed up in two ways:
      "I don't hate gay people I hate it when gay people don't pretend to be straight people."
      and
      "I'm not racist I don't hate black people, I just hate it when they want to be considered equal to white people."

    • @tims.2717
      @tims.2717 Рік тому +53

      They are not tolerant or loving. They are lying to themselves and to others about how they really feel.

    • @ChristianCatboy
      @ChristianCatboy Рік тому

      @@tims.2717 Not necessarily. I repeated the same talking points for decades, but it was all internalized self-hatred. I didn't know what being queer actually meant, having been raised from childhood to believe that it's inherently immoral (for no rational reason), and ALWAYS involves or leads to some sort of predatory abuse. Being a shy, sensitive, trans-girl egg, of course I didn't want to get abused and dehumanized in wild orgies, and that hostile caricature was the only representation of queer culture that I'd been exposed to. I also grew up in a town of 600 people, and went into the military (during "don't ask, don't tell") after high school, so was being actively propagandized and officially discouraged by my employer, the US government, from associating with queer people at all IRL, which could have helped expose my hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance. So, queer-phobic Christians definitely are lying to themselves. Their own doctrine teaches that every sin can be purified by Love, but they twist that into legalistic strictures (eg, telling kids to get married before having sex, instead of teaching them to value consent and natural human diversity of behavior and desire).

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees Рік тому +39

      “I love them except this part which I want to change”

    • @akasickform
      @akasickform Рік тому +1

      God creates Eve from Adams rib, which makes Eve genetically male, then got ticked off because Eve wouldn't stop smashing her sons to create the rest of human life on Earth ...
      Kind of crazy to think that God would get pissed off when he could have just made some more men and women out of some clay..

  • @wodentoad1
    @wodentoad1 Рік тому +725

    This man is the human equivalent of Mansplaining. His first words as a baby were "Well, Aktually...."

    • @katieheys3007
      @katieheys3007 Рік тому +13

      Got it in one

    • @Skittenmeow
      @Skittenmeow Рік тому +30

      @@katieheys3007 add to this, feels that his speaking time must be at least 5 times more than any woman, ideally 10 times longer.
      Well actually, does he speak to women in real life? Is that where his crazy Emma obsession comes from? Is that why he's decided she's a lesbian, because he had to place her "off-limts?" Ergh just made myself a little sick with that thought, sorry

    • @jennamars80
      @jennamars80 Рік тому +3

      Mkay?

    • @BartyTheParty
      @BartyTheParty Рік тому

      😂 This dude is delusional! I hope this video is at LEAST a SMALL wake-up call for such a pathetic loser.

    • @rawmeathands
      @rawmeathands Рік тому +2

      ​@@jennamars80Mkay?

  • @williammoore3279
    @williammoore3279 3 місяці тому +2

    The UA-cam algorithm decided I needed to see this content. It appears that sometimes it gets it correct. Wonderful content. Did you ever tell your boyfriend you are a lesbian? 😄 I did Google search "how should one refer to a cis straight man who dates a lesbian" and the answer was "a frustrated heterosexual man". I have now subscribed and will go back through your channel for some binge watching. I am most likely not your target audience - 70+ year old, retired software engineer, widower when I lost my husbear after 38 years together, living in the Florida Hellscape. Your humor is much appreciated.

  • @Thezerohgee
    @Thezerohgee Рік тому +204

    “The wise speak because they have something to say. The foolish speak because they have to say something.” Russ epitomizes the second part of that statement.

    • @XAE_A_Xii
      @XAE_A_Xii Рік тому +8

      i don't agree, i've said many foolish stuff in my life because i thought i had something clever to say :)

    • @Loonathewolf123-x6e
      @Loonathewolf123-x6e Рік тому +1

      ​​@@XAE_A_XiiGood point,me too.

  • @DimmerMeerkat
    @DimmerMeerkat Рік тому +230

    This dude is a case study in miserable people trying to make other people miserable.

    • @paulrichards6894
      @paulrichards6894 Рік тому

      christians want to eliminate any fun from the world and make us more like their cousins the Muslims

    • @stevenhoward3358
      @stevenhoward3358 Рік тому +9

      I did take a look at his YT site, he had just been flooded and amazingly did not build an ark.

  • @GinaBlythe
    @GinaBlythe Рік тому +308

    As a Christian, I never laughed harder than I did at that video and your channel in general. Just goes to show that A LOT,of Christians have NO sense of humour. And, as a Christian, you have also made me think and re-evaluate a lot of my beliefs...

    • @eslachance
      @eslachance Рік тому +30

      An open mind is all we're asking for. 🥰

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint Рік тому +14

      A lot of people don’t have a sense of humor. You’d be surprised.

    • @XAE_A_Xii
      @XAE_A_Xii Рік тому +3

      i've been an atheist/agnostic almost 99% of my life, I'm 39, and I recently realised, following Christ was the best decision of my life. Yes, i have no scientific proves of existence of God, and I don't expect it, but what made become a follower of Christ is realisation that the world doesn't exist for nothing, and we, humans, the most sophisticated creation on this planet, and may be in whole universe, with abilities to observe and appreceate the complexity, beauty and ugliness of this world, also must have a big purpose, and without God nothing just makes no sense - in the eyes of atheists, humans are just a worthless drop of water in the ocean. become a stronger Christian, sister, not just official Christian, and your life will be filled with purpose. Atheism is the way to depression, purposelessness, and eventually hell. please ignore my faulty English.

    • @eslachance
      @eslachance Рік тому +5

      @@XAE_A_Xii so what IS our purpose? Can you enlighten us on that?

    • @GinaBlythe
      @GinaBlythe Рік тому +10

      ​@@XAE_A_Xii​ My already has purpose. A lot of people's lives have purpose. It may not be YOUR purpose, but there IS purpose to our lives. I just don't feel rhe need to push my faith on to everyone else. If you want to know, ask. I will tell. But in deconstructing my faith, my relationship with God has grown stronger. But that doesn't mean I don't get a laugh out of life.
      And atheism DOES NOT lead to depression. I'm actually tired of Christians saying that lack of faith leads to mental illness or whatever. I know plenty of Christians who believe in God and have a strong faith and relationship but STILL have depression, anxiety, OCD, etc.

  • @DharricRolyat
    @DharricRolyat 3 місяці тому +1

    I've seen the pink plushie on another channel. Knowing that somewhere, it's making someone's eye twitch and reach for the keyboard makes me smile.
    I've found so many channels recently that are making ultra-religious Americans upset and spending hours of their life arguing in bad faith with facts and science or just condemning people for not adhering to their view of the world. It makes me glad we have the freedom to believe whatever way we want. Love the videos I've seen of yours.

  • @torkelsvenson6411
    @torkelsvenson6411 Рік тому +154

    If someone made the joke about two tomatoes walking across the road this guy would just go "actually, tomatoes can't walk"

    • @yoBmeF
      @yoBmeF 8 місяців тому +5

      Out of my curiosity, would you be willing to tell me the joke. :>

    • @torkelsvenson6411
      @torkelsvenson6411 8 місяців тому +11

      @@yoBmeF Two tomatoes walk across the road. One gets run over. The other one says "come on, catch up"

    • @yoBmeF
      @yoBmeF 8 місяців тому +11

      @@torkelsvenson6411 That pun is rancid 💀 Thank you lol

    • @laravioliiii2832
      @laravioliiii2832 3 місяці тому +3

      @@torkelsvenson6411 Actually tomatoes can't wal-*gets shot*

  • @sandracraft517
    @sandracraft517 Рік тому +262

    I met someone who believed it was sinful to joke about the bible or religion at all, and would respond to anything light-hearted with deadly seriousness. Maybe this guy is the same.

    • @solomoon3083
      @solomoon3083 Рік тому +29

      How gross.

    • @finrothsmith7995
      @finrothsmith7995 Рік тому +31

      I was in my friends café and the repair man had turned up to fix the coffee machine. I was chatting to her and saw the repair man and stated "Thank the gods, I can finally get my coffee!" When I wandered off to pick a cake, she told me he went up t her and said "Actually there is only one god".

    • @muuuuuud
      @muuuuuud Рік тому +31

      @@finrothsmith7995 And let me guess, it just so happens that its the god they worship, what a coincidence! :D Can't believe this nonsense has been going on for thousands of years.

    • @infinitedragonbellyx.x
      @infinitedragonbellyx.x Рік тому +8

      I would want to get that guy on shrooms. Chill him out and see the world a whole new way

    • @SDfan2002
      @SDfan2002 Рік тому +19

      Those are the same type of people who would get pissed when characters say “Dear Neptune” in SpongeBob 💀.

  • @Jeolas1
    @Jeolas1 Рік тому +158

    Re: Christian Vampires: I once argued with a christian woman who told me to "Just allow yourself to believe - you will see that you will like it!" I said: "How can you not see that that is impossible - it's like you wouldn't be able to just make yourself believe werewolves existed!" She looked at me dead in the eye: "But, they do!"

    • @davidnewcomb7466
      @davidnewcomb7466 Рік тому +25

      Remember, werewolves became a largely Christian superstition and were viewed very similarly as witches.

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 Рік тому +34

      I'd rather be an Atheist vampire so I wouldn't have to worry about things like crosses, holy water, and hallowed ground.

    • @TheAGNOSTIC_who_YT_CENSORS
      @TheAGNOSTIC_who_YT_CENSORS Рік тому +3

      ​@@meh2510NO!!!!! 😂

    • @DennisMSulliva
      @DennisMSulliva Рік тому +2

      @Jeolas You didn't see that coming? LOL

    • @Jeolas1
      @Jeolas1 Рік тому +6

      @@DennisMSulliva I didn't. It was my first exposure to that type of religious madness. Where I'm from, fundamental X-ians are quite rare. What's considered religiously coservative here would be thought rather liberal in the US. Bible-tells-the-literal-truth-Christians are extremely rare and have no political influence. So, no, I did not expect the werewolves.

  • @tomgantt9822
    @tomgantt9822 3 місяці тому +2

    You are a refreshing new addition to my online experience! I am happy to have found your channel! Keep up the good work!

  • @bobcunningham9590
    @bobcunningham9590 Рік тому +337

    Admit it, Emma. Russ is a miniature man you keep in a dollhouse in your attic, along with a miniature cat named Dr. Theopolis.

    • @eric2500
      @eric2500 5 місяців тому +10

      Hey they have their nutball theories why shouldn't we?

  • @noahclaycameron
    @noahclaycameron Рік тому +221

    I forgot 🤦 Lesbians can't be funny! What was I thinking when I laughed at all those jokes you made?
    Wait wait wait, she's Bi, we're in the clear everbody, it was just a drill, a really dangerous annoying drill being handled by a child, but still just a drill. However all the Lesbians may as well start cracking jokes, for research purposes 🤷

    • @bskec2177
      @bskec2177 Рік тому +28

      Does being Bi mean she's only funny half the time?

    • @AakeTraak
      @AakeTraak Рік тому +11

      @@bskec2177 When she's in the non lesbian mode.

    • @daedalus6796
      @daedalus6796 Рік тому +5

      All the lesbians in the world haven't responded to you? Then they must not be funny.

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X Рік тому +15

      We Bi people are funny as fuck. We have both a male and female sense humour lol

    • @sovietdoge.7369
      @sovietdoge.7369 Рік тому +5

      ​@bskec2177 As a bi, yes, yes, it does.

  • @alessa_fenris
    @alessa_fenris Рік тому +256

    I'm a trans woman from Missouri and I get to deal with people like this in the wild and they will go on rants like this either on UA-cam...or while waiting in line at Taco Bell. 🤦🏼‍♀️ They are always just itching for someone to listen to their nonsense

    • @avedic
      @avedic Рік тому +48

      I deal with customers like that ALL the time at the independent bookstore I work at.
      And I've noticed something with very Christian very conservative almost always Trump supporting people: They have literally zero conception that the person they're speaking to....might not agree with them. They seem to have no sense of theory of mind; specifically minds not like their own. In their world, liberals and atheists are these scary characters in some far off land....but surely not the nice friendly person at their local bookstore. Why, THEY can't be liberal or non-religious....they seem intelligent and kind. Unfortunately, being on the clock....I tend to avoid revealing my true beliefs/worldview cuz....well, I like this job. Also it's almost more fun to let them think I'm one of them....cuz the THINGS THEY SAY to someone they think agrees with them. I mean....my god.

    • @Spaced0ut000
      @Spaced0ut000 Рік тому +18

      @@avedicwhy is that so true omfg😭

    • @misha5670
      @misha5670 Рік тому +17

      Greetings from a neighbor south of you in NW Arkansas. We have to put up with some of those people of course, but others are sincerely kind and supportive. Please know many of us 100% stand by your right to live your life as a unique and special individual. Oh and we think our govenor is an idiot! Best wishes, cheers.

    • @QuillC
      @QuillC Рік тому +13

      ​@@avedic Such a good observation.

    • @thnecromaniac
      @thnecromaniac Рік тому +4

      Ah, home.
      Same, but I'd be damned if I'd move to a state that calls itself lgbt friendly, cause they seem to not like some of the bill of rights...
      Besides, we actually have more of a say in our laws than other states.
      That being said, still overtly discriminatory towards us, which is just rude.

  • @-RedroseTheoneandonly-
    @-RedroseTheoneandonly- 2 місяці тому +1

    “No amount of faith can break the laws of the physical universe”
    Unintentionally epic quote.

  • @TheIronDonkey
    @TheIronDonkey Рік тому +315

    We did it guys. We cracked the lesbian code.
    Also, for someone who has done a series of videos on you- he apparently hasn't watched any of your videos based on what he knows about you.

    • @TheLocomono9
      @TheLocomono9 Рік тому +33

      You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink, you can guide a fool to logic but you rarely make him think. -Primus

    • @michaelmay5453
      @michaelmay5453 Рік тому +24

      @@TheLocomono9 The original variation of the quote is "you can guide a theist to water and while you can't make him realise the mistakes of his abhorrent beliefs you can drown him" - Socrates

    • @toopink4death492
      @toopink4death492 Рік тому +3

      @@michaelmay5453 I was going to comment something about drowning, but I guess you beat me to it, have a like

    • @over50gamer
      @over50gamer Рік тому +5

      I think he watches Emma's videos, but only hones in on words he wants to hear and disregards anything else.

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 Рік тому

      You can now use the code to claim your copy of the Gay Agenda.

  • @DuetJay
    @DuetJay Рік тому +256

    This guy must be loads of fun at parties.
    "You having a good time?"
    "No."

    • @UncleSamsoniteLover69
      @UncleSamsoniteLover69 Рік тому +31

      He’s the type of guy to show up to a party for the sole purpose of complaining about how “sinful” everyone there is behaving 💀

    • @HedeccaTamer
      @HedeccaTamer Рік тому +3

      "HA, oh boy, time eh? Well, Isaiah 38:7, 8, God turns back the sundial, so actually, time is completely fluid. Am I having a good time? According to Doctor Who, time is a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff, and God can turn it forwards or backwards.
      In fact, in The Five Doctors..."

    • @tom1644x
      @tom1644x Рік тому +7

      No one invites him to parties. 🤣

    • @DuetJay
      @DuetJay Рік тому +3

      @@tom1644x He crashes them though, I bet.

    • @DaveLH
      @DaveLH 7 місяців тому +1

      @@HedeccaTamer : I doubt this guy watches Doctor Who, at least for enjoyment. Maybe he would watch it so he can critique it in his videos. I can imagine him "analyzing" DW and saying things like "Daleks are not real, okay?"

  • @eric2500
    @eric2500 5 місяців тому +151

    "are you a demon?" "not to my knowledge"
    "are you a demon" "i'll get back to you"
    "are you a demon" "bleh bleh bleeeeehhhh rakllle shnort rarcgh."

  • @rickyl3819
    @rickyl3819 2 місяці тому +2

    Hi there. Just found your channel, and I didn't realize you meant questions on Quora.
    I thought you meant Korra, and I was really confused about whether or not Korra had an Ark in it.

  • @psychopomp5636
    @psychopomp5636 Рік тому +260

    Emma: haha, vampires in the Bible.
    Russ: IT'S NOT REAL BLOOD OKAY YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING

    • @poolgool432
      @poolgool432 Рік тому +21

      He also ignores that a lot of churches including Catholics believe that during the Eucharist Wine and water are very literally (in the actual sense of this word) turned into Jesus blood and wine (Transsubstantiation)

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil Рік тому +3

      ​@@poolgool432 I've never met a Catholic that believes it LITERALLY turns into anyones blood. xD They know it's symbolic.
      Then again, I don't really know US Catholics.

    • @poolgool432
      @poolgool432 Рік тому +3

      @@lethfuil Speaking of the individual believers yes, kinda (coming from the German Catholic perspective), the transfiguration in church dogma so technically the people taking it metaphorically are wrong. Most Protestant and Reformed churches are clear on it being figurative though

    • @stalfithrildi5366
      @stalfithrildi5366 Рік тому +2

      ​@@poolgool432so figurative that Methodists invented grape juice so that it wasn't even non-Jesus it was non-alcoholic

    • @dmon728
      @dmon728 Рік тому

      @@poolgool432 I know protestant churches who strongly believe it's the blood of christ they are drinking, they even take offense when you say its symbolical

  • @scotthendrix9829
    @scotthendrix9829 Рік тому +213

    I'm not a Christian, but I am an academic who teaches and writes about Christianity. Emma, I've enjoyed your content for some time now. I think you and I get pushback for similar reasons, at times. We are both critical of fundamentalist Christianity, seeing it as poorly informed among other things. Thus, fundamentalists get upset, but well-informed and progressive Christians aren't going to get offended.

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 Рік тому +16

      I'd argue that modern christianity and fundamentalist christianity can be considerd different religions altogether

    • @livliveart
      @livliveart Рік тому +14

      ​@@daanstrik4293The fundies would likely agree tbh, they tend to abide by "No True Scotsman" rules in my experience

  • @DaveEllwood
    @DaveEllwood Рік тому +235

    Russ is just happy that he gets to have arguments with himself about things you haven't actually said.😂

    • @kevenbassett7323
      @kevenbassett7323 Рік тому +8

      Well he's achieving an audience here. Generally i wouldn't endure so much vacuous snorting and grunting just in case a valid point emerges.

    • @dieSpinnt
      @dieSpinnt Рік тому +10

      HEY! He said: "As a Christian ...". What does that even mean? Being a Christian makes him an expert for what? Comedy? Other Christians? Their Church? History? Jebus?
      It never gets old with these nuts:)
      But lets be serious, Dave: I, for example, have a heart. Which obviously makes me a specialist for "all things with hearts". Like heart surgery. ROTFL
      Hehehehe, have a nice weekend!:)

    • @dacianadays698
      @dacianadays698 Рік тому +6

      It's much easier to have an argument with something that you've made up then what someone is actually saying 😂

    • @DarinCo001
      @DarinCo001 Рік тому +1

      He does rather strike one as being like the fellow in the park shouting at the clouds.

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um Рік тому

      Strawmen, fleshlights, bibles, same things to ever laboring with words Russ..
      Who no doubt jumped at the Armstrong bit because he remembered words from Alex Jones.

  • @Rabbit-011
    @Rabbit-011 4 місяці тому +4

    I think I've cracked it. He's trying so hard to convince us vampires aren't real, and he smiles when talking about drinking blood, I think he might be a rare energy vampire!

    • @micmicmw
      @micmicmw 3 місяці тому

      This is it

  • @MovieFanatic4500
    @MovieFanatic4500 Рік тому +160

    I grew up, being surrounded by people like Russ, and it makes me glad I'm an atheist now.

    • @hollandershomestead4481
      @hollandershomestead4481 Рік тому +4

      I was thinking the same thing!!!

    • @jamesbullo
      @jamesbullo Рік тому +1

      Likewise

    • @sharimeline3077
      @sharimeline3077 Рік тому +6

      How did you survive and turn out to be one of us? Talk about starting with a handicap. Well done.

    • @izzyviridian1485
      @izzyviridian1485 Рік тому

      Closeted queer people who hold onto religion like their entire relationship with their toxic community is at stake and are heinous to out queer peoples?
      Yep, I know the type :(
      Is it ok that I do that? Call him out? He's hateful and spreading that hate which makes things more dangerous for everyone . . . and at this point in history it's so well known that the loudest haters have the most to hide - with homophobes, that's usually that they themselves are homophobic.

    • @LeolaTheElf
      @LeolaTheElf Рік тому +3

      Religious fundamentalists with no sense of humor? Who also believe in ghosts?

  • @recursivedreamer3149
    @recursivedreamer3149 Рік тому +155

    Lol... Emma casually makes a joke about the bible code and then he spends an inordinate amount dissecting the entire thing like its the goddamn Davinci code... the man truly is a work of comedy in spite of how serious he is.

    • @lovejoydk838
      @lovejoydk838 Рік тому +2

      He sure got tricked by something. Something hit to close to home. I think his video is more about his own insecurity, and he tries to hold on to his believes with his fingernails.
      His talk about demons got me thinking about, how come demons are not still around. His believes are based on a person able to remove demons. So what about demons after that person left earth?

    • @IRGeamer
      @IRGeamer Рік тому +5

      Another example of horseshoe theory. He is so humourless that it wraps back around to become funny. Anti-humour.

    • @marineinrecovery1282
      @marineinrecovery1282 Рік тому +2

      The seriousness is part of the comedy routine hahahaha

    • @recursivedreamer3149
      @recursivedreamer3149 Рік тому +3

      @@lovejoydk838To be fair, the bible doesn't say Christ drove out every demon...At the same time I don't see demons. I do see people behaving badly and blaming their actions on demons.

  • @siximpossiblethings6388
    @siximpossiblethings6388 Рік тому +45

    Oh this hurts. Every response can be boiled down to "Stop having fun."

  • @spiderjerusalem100
    @spiderjerusalem100 Місяць тому +3

    He's watching so much of your content because he's attracted to you but he can't admit it to himself. He's confused by his feelings.

  • @antisocialxconstruct
    @antisocialxconstruct Рік тому +96

    This is sort of weirdly fascinating because I feel like most of the time, when men make a show of "debating" or "debunking" a woman who is very clearly making a joke, it's done in bad faith because all they really want to do is performatively act like women are nonsensical and stupid. This guy really seems to genuinely think he's adding important context and clarification to the discussion. The severity with which he talks about vampires not being real feels like he is really seriously worried about there being people who don't know that.

    • @katiebarber407
      @katiebarber407 Рік тому +18

      he is very comforted by telling himself vampires aren't real, on top of demons and ghosts, having to worry about vampires would just be too much

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Рік тому +4

      If vampires were real he'd totally be one of the blood donors

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X Рік тому +2

      @@falconeshield
      Yeah. Dude is weak sauce.

    • @joskibro
      @joskibro Рік тому +3

      dude your pfp is so nostalgic

    • @AmySavage6
      @AmySavage6 Рік тому +3

      An additional layer of strange is the assumed expertise of these randos. Who is this dude and why would his "debunking" be worth a damn.

  • @firstaidowl
    @firstaidowl Рік тому +39

    This should go on forever.
    Getting longer and longer.
    Emma, 8 mins
    Russ, 40 mins
    Emma 58 mins
    Russ, its your turn.

  • @idio-syncrasy
    @idio-syncrasy Рік тому +279

    It's not possible to debunk your comedy. 🤓

    • @noahclaycameron
      @noahclaycameron Рік тому +18

      It's a universal constant, or at least one of the axioms of existence

    • @michabaron4129
      @michabaron4129 Рік тому +20

      I'd argue with that. Sometimes people say really hateful things about (mostly) minorities and try to pass it off as harmless jokes. Examining who's the punchline, how and why can be very helpful and worthwhile and that's something i could see being called "debunking the comedy". Im not saying that's what is happening here, first of all (X) doubt, second of all i didnt watch the vid yet - but i think its something to keep in mind. Comedy can be and often is weaponized
      E: that would be a MUCH more coherent point if I didn't miss "your" in the original post. That's an egg on my face, sorry.

    • @zen_tewmbs
      @zen_tewmbs Рік тому +7

      @@michabaron4129I appreciate you, human. 😊

    • @generationofswine-ge5rw
      @generationofswine-ge5rw Рік тому +4

      I didn't know "debunking comedy" was a thing. Talk about aiming low. If he's interested in politics or society, shouldn't he be debating politicians, authors, professors or something?

    • @Onyx-qd9tl
      @Onyx-qd9tl Рік тому +2

      No, he can’t… But we love watching him try! And so does Emma, apparently😂

  • @preyfix_
    @preyfix_ 14 днів тому

    44:38 i think somebody heard about string theory and how in that case the universe needs 11 dimensions, and where stuff is created from vibrating "strings" and somehow connected that do the astral plane

  • @vorpal22
    @vorpal22 Рік тому +432

    As a gay guy who knew he was gay from a very young age (inkling at four, certain at seven), I love these, "I don't hate the sinner: I hate the sin."
    My response, "When it comes to Christianity, I don't hate the stupid: I hate the stupidity."
    Homosexuality is not a "lifestyle choice," nor can one be "groomed" into it.
    You know what is both a lifestyle choice and something that someone is often groomed into? Christianity.
    These people take life way TF too seriously. Get a prescription for alprazolam already, peeps. Life should be fun and rewarding, and not a sad and miserable exercise in judgment.

    • @CarlCoppinger
      @CarlCoppinger Рік тому +23

      You said it brother.

    • @WhereIsPancakesHouse
      @WhereIsPancakesHouse Рік тому +41

      When I hear people say homosexuality is a choice, I always respond, “Oh, so you could choose to be gay today and be perfectly happy with that decision.”

    • @silh3345
      @silh3345 11 місяців тому

      One theory I’ve seen a lot of people talk about that I think seems very possible is that those who say sexuality is a choice are actually bisexuals with internalized homophobia. They think it’s a choice because they themselves chose not to act on their same sex attraction and only act on their opposite sex attraction and now they think all people can choose who they’re attracted to.

    • @judyditmer2589
      @judyditmer2589 11 місяців тому +28

      “Lifestyle” is a stupid-ass word anyway, in every context. I don’t have a “lifestyle,” I just have a life. Normal people of any gender or sexual orientation or whatever are just living their lives. “Lifestyles” are for rich or otherwise privileged people who are putting on a show for other people they want to impress, or want to distinguish themselves as better than.

    • @Dragonmoon98
      @Dragonmoon98 11 місяців тому +9

      And regarding 'lifestyles,' the one people like Mr fun police in the video propose is one where you're expected to live your life as a punishment for a legendary noncrime that happened so far back that you wouldn't have been so much as a glancing thought at the time. It's a miserable excuse of a life that you have to be groomed to think is any way to live, that or break a number of rules just so you have some sliver of joy in life. (Also a lifestyle that in part undermines the supposed reason for Christ's death)

  • @jamisonosborne
    @jamisonosborne Рік тому +74

    I had to actually look this guy up. I couldn't resist. I'll respect the sentiment of not putting any channel names out there.
    With that said, this dude is a certified fruit and nut cake. He has a "Commenting on Comments" series, but since his videos have next to no comments, he instead comments on the comments left on other people's videos.
    I'm almost tempted to watch his actual video game content, if for no other reason than morbid curiosity. Unfortunately, and this is just my mean moment, he has a face for radio and a voice for silent films.

    • @sabersky1134
      @sabersky1134 Рік тому +2

      😂

    • @eljeorgo
      @eljeorgo Рік тому +2

      dude how do ya find him?

    • @daydays12
      @daydays12 Рік тому +10

      Well said. That's him in a nutshell: "he has a face for radio and a voice for silent films."

    • @I.am.Sarah.
      @I.am.Sarah. Рік тому +5

      He was surprisingly easy to find and yea, looks kinda pathetic. I'll respect Emma's wishes as well but it's not like it takes a detective to find him if people wanted.

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X Рік тому +3

      @@eljeorgo
      It's not hard. Just search the name of the original video Emma made and Russ also pops up.

  • @cursedcat6467
    @cursedcat6467 8 місяців тому +136

    0:10 💀 imagine being so rizzless that you turn someone lesbian

  • @thegreatpotato6098
    @thegreatpotato6098 5 місяців тому +6

    0:19 Damn I had no idea of being "camp" as a concept lmfao I was so confused until I looked it up 😂

  • @xINVISIGOTHx
    @xINVISIGOTHx 9 місяців тому +16

    pretty sure this guy has a shrine of you in his closet

  • @The0ldg0at
    @The0ldg0at Рік тому +64

    I had a joke for anti lesbian guys on forums.
    "Why are you so emotionally against lesbians? Did your wife ran away with a lesbian while you were in prison?"
    They usually don't know what to answer first. That their wife didn't ran away or that they never went to prison.

    • @peterpan408
      @peterpan408 Рік тому +4

      Yes, he answered vacuously.
      Which element(s) of the question were vacuous remained ambiguous. 🤔

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 11 місяців тому +4

      Mind if I steal this? Because I wanna see the result hehe

    • @madM1469
      @madM1469 3 місяці тому +1

      Bro just says yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hexonyou
    @hexonyou Рік тому +92

    Just his absolute stone faced seriousness in the face of so many obvious jokes is... mind blowing. It's hard for me to imagine someone being this completely unawares, and that's coming from someone who doesn't naturally get social cues. Like sir... SIR. Nobody was out here thinking Christians are literally drinking blood. How do you truly not see the jokes?

    • @hexonyou
      @hexonyou Рік тому +10

      also, weird note here but: Pretty sure even after huffing about your joke about demons living full lives, he did just end up agreeing with you. He just said the devil has free reign over this world and can come and go as he pleases- sounds about like what you said. lmao

    • @DYWYPI
      @DYWYPI Рік тому +5

      That's not actually true. Whether the Eucharist prayer literally physically changes the bread and wine into the flesh and blood of Christ as it's being consumed, or if it's just a symbol of his sacrifice, is something that has massively divided Christian theology for hundreds of years.

    • @donnievance1942
      @donnievance1942 Рік тому

      Catholic doctrine has it that the eucharist is literally the body and blood of Jesus. I guess Jesus must have weighed about 100,000 tons, there's been so much of it consumed up to this point. I wonder if they're about to run out of him? Then they'll really be f**ked.

    • @LeolaTheElf
      @LeolaTheElf Рік тому +10

      My theory is he understands that she’s joking around but this angers and upsets him because.. well, he believes it. And fundamentalists don’t take kindly to jokes at their expense. Basically he’s just being a sourpuss. But, it is possible that he’s neurodivergent in some way and is being completely literal here

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X Рік тому +1

      That's not seriousness on his face. I think his butt plug is crooked........

  • @kenirainseeker539
    @kenirainseeker539 5 місяців тому +4

    Him going on about the moon landing comes off as him being like "See, I can agree with you on something, aren't you impressed by how smart I am?"

  • @nycstreetpoet
    @nycstreetpoet Рік тому +243

    Russ pines tragically for Emma but she’s a “lesbian” and he can’t reconcile his crush on a “sinner” so he does the only thing he knows how to do: attack. It’s like when a kid hits another kid because they like that kid.

    • @LeolaTheElf
      @LeolaTheElf Рік тому +17

      He’s a Tsundere 😂

    • @kyrroti
      @kyrroti Рік тому +24

      Judge Frollo be like.

    • @jeffmason7013
      @jeffmason7013 Рік тому +5

      This is precisely it.

    • @SeattleScotty
      @SeattleScotty Рік тому +5

      @@jeffmason7013 How could it be anything else? Why would you even choose this channel to make commentary on? It's not even that well-known.

    • @AnthroposGames
      @AnthroposGames Рік тому +2

      Exactly. It’s personal for him and all in his head.

  • @kropotkinnie
    @kropotkinnie Рік тому +81

    when christians tell me they hate my sins but not me i get so annoyed. like it is so obv an attempt to have their cake and eat it too. i immediately deem anyone who says that shit about queer folk as inherrently selfish and incapable of caring for the wellbeing of their friends, and i've literally never once been wrong about that. someone saying "love the sinner hate the sin" is a massive red flag

    • @raisama5401
      @raisama5401 Рік тому +11

      It's because they clearly see queers as sinners, which on their view are lower than not-sinners, less deserving of heaven as long as there isn't regret. It's impossible to "hate the sin but not the sinner" without looking down on the sinner, and that's why it is feels so bad to hear it.
      It's just so patronizing.

    • @benapeh854
      @benapeh854 Рік тому

      Lol, "love the black person, hate their dark skin".
      They do not realize how insane they sound.

    • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
      @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 9 місяців тому +3

      Right? They want to indulge their hatred and prejudices while also pretending they're the empathetic and compassionate people that their religion tells them to be.

  • @georgemallard7116
    @georgemallard7116 Рік тому +114

    I would pay actual money to watch a TV drama featuring Emma and Russ as a mismatched crime-fighting duo.

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X Рік тому +14

      Or "Russ and Emma do Americia" during election 2024 lol.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Рік тому +37

      "It was murder Russ."
      "No Emma, it was clearly a vampire. You can see the holes on the neck."
      "...Russ those are moles."
      "NO."

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 Рік тому +21

      Emma: "I'm on a seafood diet Russ, I see food and I eat it."
      Russ: "That's very unhealthy Emma."

    • @Slayerlord13
      @Slayerlord13 Рік тому +14

      @@falconeshield Or alternatively, "Russ, those are bullet holes!"
      "No, we've clearly got a giant nephilim vampire on our hands! We have to be careful!"

    • @JDPwatching
      @JDPwatching Рік тому +1

      I don't know.... you just KNOW that the series finale would have Russ lose his faith in a soul-crushing epiphany and then immediately afterwards Emma would get all crazy born-again.
      I'll pass, thank you. 🤔🫤

  • @dannygjk
    @dannygjk 17 днів тому +1

    One thing that annoys me about the devout is they say things like, "The mind of God is infinite and impossible to understand by people. God works in mysterious ways, it's all part of Gods plan, etc", then later assert that they know Gods opinions. 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @mentok1
    @mentok1 9 місяців тому +124

    Every time someone calls being LGBTQ+ a "lifestyle" or "choice", just counter by saying being straight is the same thing.

    • @davey_does_game
      @davey_does_game 4 місяці тому

      call them cisgender and hetrosexual, that will throw em off

    • @KarmicID
      @KarmicID 4 місяці тому +24

      reminds me of that guy who told me "you're trans ??? i couldn't tell !" and i just realized "so you mean you're cis??! you don't look cis !"

    • @DoubleDragon539
      @DoubleDragon539 4 місяці тому

      If you think homosexual sex is merely a choice (speaking rhetorically), like the choice between strawberry ice cream and banana ice cream, then you sir/madam, are bisexual at the very least, since no "99%" heterosexual would consider it a simple choice. Unless the circumstances were somewhat unusual perhaps...

    • @Thankedsphere99
      @Thankedsphere99 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@KarmicIDby default people assume everyone is Cis, unless they specifically state otherwise.
      I can't blame them, since LGBTQ+ only make up like 5% or less of the population (I think)

    • @fuy1648
      @fuy1648 3 місяці тому

      @@KarmicID It is embarrassing that you think that's a witty comeback. Did you take offense to that because you put all your time and effort into **looking** transgender? wtf wrong with you that's just petty. And its worse that you're telling random people on the internet like you're the shit. Get over yourself.

  • @RR_theproahole
    @RR_theproahole Рік тому +147

    Him taking it so seriously is such a comedy gold in itself.

    • @Enirahtak8
      @Enirahtak8 Рік тому +27

      He's almost definitely autistic, or at least on the spectrum. Yeah, sure, he's an asshole, but I think autism and being raised in an extremist Christian community have given rise to the man that he is today. I just think autistic people are particularly susceptible to extremist beliefs and it makes me really sad. Also thankful that I, as an autistic person, didn't end up like him, considering I had a more flexible mindset and decent parenting and belief systems growing up.

    • @gazepskotzs4
      @gazepskotzs4 Рік тому +3

      pause M'kay

    • @Neville60001
      @Neville60001 11 місяців тому

      @@Enirahtak8, I'm on the spectrum myself (Aspergers) and I have _nothing_ against LGBT people, unlike this fool in this video of Emma's, nor am I suspectible to extremist beliefs.

    • @Callie_with_a_bible
      @Callie_with_a_bible 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Enirahtak8Hey don't insult the autism community
      We're not pricks [most of us] and can take a joke

    • @Enirahtak8
      @Enirahtak8 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Callie_with_a_bible If you'd read the whole comment you'd read that I'm an autistic person. I am far from claiming that all autistic people are assholes, but unfortunately certain asshole behaviours can also be autistic behaviours, especially those that aren't gently discouraged by parenting/training/teaching.

  • @darrens3
    @darrens3 4 місяці тому +3

    Why is it always these kinds of people look absolutely miserable, whilst people like yourself are always cheerful and spread joy and even look fun? I think that speaks volumes on the kinds of nonsense they're peddling.

  • @zz8az
    @zz8az 8 місяців тому +65

    "Vampires aren't real, they're ridiculous. Anyway, lets talk about the different kind of ghost hauntings" sent me to SPACE

    • @suelily4281
      @suelily4281 2 місяці тому +1

      Then he started laying out all the rules for being a ghost 😂
      Like how they can Only haunt where they die & not where the body goes.
      If a ghost was real, this guy doesn't get to set the rules for being a ghost.

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@suelily4281 - There's a fun bit in Charles Dickens' _The Pickwick Papers_ where a man checks into an old, moldy, musty Victorian inn. He discovers that a ghost haunts his room. He asks the spirit that if he can move about, why does he stay in that dark dismal place? Why doesn't he go somewhere nice (like Tahiti!). The light bulb goes on in the ghosts mind and off he dashes.
      Now that makes sense, ghostwise. Someone tell Russ!

    • @MidnightMuffin
      @MidnightMuffin 2 місяці тому

      To space? Careful not to get stuck on the moon

  • @PillboxBollocks
    @PillboxBollocks Рік тому +20

    A dono to diminish the damage done by dude's devastating dialogue.

  • @skepticdank1121
    @skepticdank1121 Рік тому +60

    When I need to do some high IQ research on ghosts, I like to watch a team of frat boys go into a spooky building with some broken electronics to yell into the dark until they scare the shit out of themselves.

    • @jimgillert20
      @jimgillert20 Рік тому +15

      Filmed in green night vision color.

    • @andrewblanchard2398
      @andrewblanchard2398 Рік тому +8

      hey , when I was a kid
      we watched a
      HIPPIE & a TALKING DOG
      INVESTIGATE
      ghosts & monsters

    • @laikapupkino1767
      @laikapupkino1767 Рік тому +5

      @@andrewblanchard2398 ~ Rah rooh ridding me?

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 Рік тому +2

      When I want to get some expertise on ghosts, I'll write a line to Bill Murrey.

  • @PixilatedLives
    @PixilatedLives 2 місяці тому +1

    I love how he does a little breathy chuckle like he thinks you’re ridiculous and he’s making a point 😭

  • @fraser551_
    @fraser551_ Рік тому +109

    Sorry Emma, you're pretty funny but every time this guy paused your video and said a deadpan "No." I broke out laughing so I think he's got you beat 🤣

    • @robsengahay5614
      @robsengahay5614 Рік тому +18

      I know what you mean. Unintentionally funny is funnier than intentional humour.

    • @hexonyou
      @hexonyou Рік тому +5

      i was laughing so hard, and then I was puzzling over the cobbled together belief system he was creating on the spot. Like it truly just seems like someone saying any old shit because he believes anything that comes out of his own mouth.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing Рік тому +22

      Watching a grown-arse man look very seriously into the camera and state "vampires. are. not. real. m'kay?" in that totally deadpan tone had me giggling uncontrollably. So very very silly.

    • @billsbrothertv5701
      @billsbrothertv5701 Рік тому +10

      Him saying "let's go to the scripture, like most people don't" was unexpectedly hilarious to me, and I don't know why.

    • @katiebarber407
      @katiebarber407 Рік тому +3

      unfortunately he ruined it by saying "okay um" every time

  • @teucer915
    @teucer915 Рік тому +200

    I'm one of those Christians in your comments and I want you to keep doing what you're doing.

    • @teucer915
      @teucer915 Рік тому

      In particular. A) this asshole is an asshole and noticing it is fine. B) this asshole is so theologically far from me that I see more of myself in you than in him and you don't even think theology is a thing worth doing (my conception of God is abstract enough that gatekeeper Christians like this dude who are so certain they have all the answers have decided I'm an atheist; I guess if y'all wanna claim me I won't argue but I still literally worship Christ), and C) your thought that it would be a lot more useful for him to talk to, eg, Catholics about transubstantiation so that those of us who can agree with neither can learn from their perspectives; he could make a much more interesting channel if he did that. (If you want a really good channel where a Christian respectfully talks about Christian perspectives other than his own, "Ready to Harvest" is really good.)

    • @ChristianCatboy
      @ChristianCatboy Рік тому +33

      Same. Emma has been really helpful in my ongoing deconstruction process. I wasn't truly loving God as a Conservative Evangelical, because I was hating so many of my neighbors, especially queer people (including myself!). "Love your neighbor as yourself" is how we "love God" in practice. 1 Jn 4:20 "Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar. For whoever does not love their brother and sister, whom they have seen, cannot love God, whom they have not seen."

    • @writerintransience
      @writerintransience Рік тому +2

      Same

    • @Northypoo
      @Northypoo Рік тому

      no, read your bible, Leviticus 18:22
      Homosexuality is an abomination. Dont hate, try to guide them to live for God

    • @galaxyFoxx6180
      @galaxyFoxx6180 Рік тому +2

      Same

  • @dullahaut329
    @dullahaut329 Рік тому +43

    Whenever he says "it depends on the haunting" it genuinely feels like he's LARPing Phasmophobia.

  • @Cracrayglitterbug
    @Cracrayglitterbug 11 днів тому +2

    What gets me is him saying that FICTION authors are trying to sell that vampires are real
    Like, no. Their writing FICTION. By definition that means it's NOT real

    • @charlestownsend9280
      @charlestownsend9280 3 дні тому

      Maybe their thought process is like my religious mother's with Harry Potter, where they're writing magic and vampirws as fiction, to trick people into thinking that it's not real, and then getting tricked into real magic and becoming a real vampire, because they didn't take the treat seriously.

  • @mrpandabites
    @mrpandabites Рік тому +97

    That was really fun, Emma! Seeing a humourless straight-man get perplexed and flustered in the face of funny always makes me smile.

  • @ravenesperanza
    @ravenesperanza Рік тому +39

    He really does the "well, akshually". This man is a cartoon of a person.

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X Рік тому +4

      But you must admit, he does have a way with words.

  • @lizcollinson2692
    @lizcollinson2692 Рік тому +68

    I love that he didn't even get the "all moving to Q+" joke
    He seemed to think that you said adding + changed LGBT.

  • @philpaine3068
    @philpaine3068 4 місяці тому +2

    This is like someone announcing that they are going to "debunk" strawberry ice cream by saying "I don't like strawberry ice cream."

  • @alexmcd378
    @alexmcd378 Рік тому +68

    I'm concerned this guy very autistic and went undiagnosed because of his age and growing up in a religious community. He reminds me of the pedantic, humorless, semi-robot I was on track to become until I got some help and learned to relax. Or it could be any number of things or nothing. He just reminds me of a fate I narrowly avoided

    • @marzipancutter8144
      @marzipancutter8144 Рік тому +20

      Yeah I'm getting similar vibes from him. He hasn't developed healthy coping mechanisms so instead some unhealthy tendencies went completely out of control.

    • @NerdnetCA
      @NerdnetCA Рік тому +11

      I went looking for a comment like this, because I'm getting the same feeling.

    • @mkvdean
      @mkvdean Рік тому +13

      I was thinking the exact same thing. "This dude totally presents as on the spectrum."

    • @dj_genrefluid
      @dj_genrefluid 10 місяців тому +6

      that could maybe explain the obvious disconnect in his reactions... while Emma is still expecting him to respond to HER answers, he's already scurrying around inside his head (or his bible), looking for 'genuine' answers/explanations to the original QUORA questions.
      They are on opposites sides of the spectrum of 'being able to hold different points of view inside your head at the same time'.

    • @SillyOrb
      @SillyOrb 10 місяців тому +3

      Same here. That could also explain his apparent serious obsession with Emma, her possibly being one of his special interests. But I wouldn't attempt to diagnose him or use his hypothetical autism to defend him, because if he were autistic, he seems to be sufficiently functional to understand how his behaviour might be uncomfortable for some people, once that's pointed out (which Emma did multiple times). Maybe he needs it explained to him in person, so he can ask questions, but in the end he should be able to understand it.

  • @XAndrewMillerX
    @XAndrewMillerX Рік тому +56

    Loved a couple things here. First his constant use of “mmm’kay” made me picture him as a South Park character. Second, the fact he spent so much time talking about how “the blood of Christ is symbolic” (which obviously) but also why doesn’t the “everything in the Bible is literal” apply to the blood then??? Love and solidarity to y’all ❤

    • @ericambrose7024
      @ericambrose7024 Рік тому +4

      Made me think of the episode where Stan and Kyle made fun of him. "M'kay Mr. Mackay."

    • @ChristianCatboy
      @ChristianCatboy Рік тому +1

      Yeah... I grew up Baptist, and they're super hardcore about translating the word "baptize" in accordance with historical practice of the first century AD (as if we can even be sure of what that was, esp. since they reject the authority of the Orthodox / Catholic teachings that were recorded in surviving texts and passed down as living tradition since those very days), but they're strangely lax about whether "wine" can be redefined to include unfermented grape juice.

  • @magister343
    @magister343 Рік тому +67

    The word Pagan originally meant "pertaining to a rural village." It came to be used to describe heathens at a time when most urban people had adopted the newfangled Christian faith while the country folk tended to cling to their old beliefs.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Рік тому +10

      Meh if not believing in a god that changes depending on the religion then call me a pagan baby

    • @DavidSmith-vr1nb
      @DavidSmith-vr1nb Рік тому +7

      I guess heathens live on the heath, among the heather.

    • @johndemeritt3460
      @johndemeritt3460 Рік тому +4

      @@DavidSmith-vr1nb, please be careful about confusing pagans and heathens! Heathens typically don't like being called pagans.

    • @njhoepner
      @njhoepner Рік тому +8

      "Heathen" (one who lives out in the heath) being the Germanic equivalent of the Latin "paganus." In Greek, "idiotes." The urban/rural divide's been around for a long time.

    • @DavidSmith-vr1nb
      @DavidSmith-vr1nb Рік тому +3

      @@johndemeritt3460 I was joking, although the etymologies are somewhat related.

  • @Drake8501
    @Drake8501 3 місяці тому

    I never tried to Watch two of your Videos at the same Time and I never thought about it ,but now I want more.

  • @purpleconundrum783
    @purpleconundrum783 11 місяців тому +179

    new drinking game: one shot every time this guy says, "okay..."

    • @Mb3bdbdbdhdh
      @Mb3bdbdbdhdh 10 місяців тому +20

      M'kay*

    • @crownedpanda
      @crownedpanda 9 місяців тому +19

      Instructions very clear. I'm now dead 💀

    • @Fiszy
      @Fiszy 7 місяців тому +7

      two shots every time he says something stupid in response to a joke

    • @michaelmay5453
      @michaelmay5453 4 місяці тому +3

      I'm not suicidal, so no.

    • @serbanblaga2318
      @serbanblaga2318 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Mb3bdbdbdhdh That "m'kay" made me realize there are words that I hate, apparently :))))

  • @FlyingWonderGirl
    @FlyingWonderGirl Рік тому +43

    People are so insecure, that people can’t even comfort their friends without having to assume complete strangers sexual orientation.
    “Not judging” but the heavy judging? The way he’s talking about you, is extremely judgey. Like dude, if she’s going to hell, so are you for your attitude. Jesus would be flipping tables if he met him. He so obsessed with being incorrect? The longer it goes on… the more I think he’s really not okay…

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Рік тому

      Makes you wonder. How df were they raised?

  • @zotha
    @zotha Рік тому +37

    My favourite piece of christian iconography from my youth was the point in time that I realized that every pair of lions I had ever seen boarding the Ark both had a full mane. Such great representation for gay lion bros!

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Рік тому +12

      Noah's arc was just a gay lion bar. Gay lions still use the pick up line "hey you want avoid a flood together?"

    • @luxgh
      @luxgh Рік тому +1

      Hey human on the internet, just congratulate the lion on his transition 🎉

    • @spiker.ortmann
      @spiker.ortmann Рік тому

      ​@@luxghactually, that makes sense... never thought about it before but according to the "not judging you but you're going to hell" people those wouldn't be two males... you just made the accidental allies seem as terfs (which they probably were anyway) but made sense of their sheer stupidity in a whole new level...

  • @theFATman4143
    @theFATman4143 Місяць тому +2

    12:22 "not judging" I physically facepalmed, it sounded an awful lot like he was judging