Homophobic Christian "Debunks" my Comedy

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  • @EmmaThorneVideos
    @EmmaThorneVideos  10 місяців тому +1315

    Howdy lovely people! If you like my content, consider checking out @EmmathorneBackstage and @Littleduckgaming for more. And don't forget to sMaSH ThAT LIke bUtTon! [cough]

    • @java4653
      @java4653 10 місяців тому +20

      Go Emma, it's your smart day, we gonna watch you, cuz you're so great!

    • @ltfla7283
      @ltfla7283 10 місяців тому +2

      ? youtube not posting ?

    • @mortenhundevad
      @mortenhundevad 10 місяців тому +14

      fouend his channel in 2 seconds

    • @rebeccachambers4701
      @rebeccachambers4701 10 місяців тому +18

      If you need the number for the devil well I have it it's my landlord's number

    • @paulsmart4672
      @paulsmart4672 10 місяців тому +4

      I hit "like" because of the camel caps.

  • @fiercerodent
    @fiercerodent 10 місяців тому +2218

    "Despite what fiction authors try to sell you on, vampires are not real"
    ...someone needs to explain to him what fiction means.

    • @vermis161
      @vermis161 10 місяців тому +263

      it's possible that he thinks that everything that is written in a book is intended to be believed as a real thing, either because it is, or because the author is trying to trick you. it would explain a lot

    • @Rig0r_M0rtis
      @Rig0r_M0rtis 10 місяців тому +144

      What do you expect? He believes Bible...

    • @Forest_Fifer
      @Forest_Fifer 10 місяців тому +67

      ​@@vermis161that's because the only book he has ever read is the Bible.

    • @davidgustafson7334
      @davidgustafson7334 10 місяців тому +154

      Of course there are no vampires.
      The werewolves wiped them out years ago!

    • @vermis161
      @vermis161 10 місяців тому +21

      @@Forest_Fifer now now, let's be fair. he *may* have partially skimmed "Darkness Optional: The Holy Truth" by Zak Bagans

  • @neonshadow5005
    @neonshadow5005 10 місяців тому +2518

    "She admitted that SHE is a LESBIAN!"
    "Shit, someone's going to have to tell my boyfriend."
    Haha, great response to that.

    • @ChristianCatboy
      @ChristianCatboy 9 місяців тому

      Maybe he thinks her boyfriend is secretly trans. Gotta assume the most extreme scenario of "depravity", right? Or he just doesn't know what bisexual means, and thinks "lesbian" means any female queer person

    • @fabr5747
      @fabr5747 9 місяців тому +296

      Well, let's be honest, short hair means you like women, this is part of the ten commandments, and that's why most grandmothers are lesbians...

    • @F4wk3s
      @F4wk3s 9 місяців тому +82

      ​@@fabr5747
      Okay, what do I do then, shave half my hair?

    • @Seneca84
      @Seneca84 9 місяців тому +56

      Also, let's say she was... being lesbian it's not something someone "admits" to... But oh well, what can you expect...

    • @fabr5747
      @fabr5747 9 місяців тому +28

      @@F4wk3s Smart move ! Confuse them more !

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 20 днів тому +131

    Telling a gay person "I just don't agree with your lifestyle" is like telling a fish that you don't agree with a lifestyle that takes place in the water.

    • @raistlin3462
      @raistlin3462 9 днів тому +24

      "Have you tried to breath air like a normal person?"🙄

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 7 днів тому +2

      Exactly

    • @sfrert2759
      @sfrert2759 2 дні тому

      Sincerely, that’s better than attacking physically a gay person.

  • @simonjones5101
    @simonjones5101 4 місяці тому +464

    The way he laughed after he said, "We don't drink blood" sounded like they do in fact drink blood.

    • @solomonverrico
      @solomonverrico Місяць тому

      They kinda do tho. The whole idea behind the eucharist is the stale cracker and welch's training booze turns into literal flesh and blood. And that no one's turned to this miraculous ability to go on a gingerbread man rampage is further proof Christianity is *******.

    • @pauls.6360
      @pauls.6360 Місяць тому

      If he's a true Christian, he actully does drink blood on a daily basis - if only figuratively - and he'll even brag about it if you push him to explain.

    • @bimmer-777
      @bimmer-777 Місяць тому +11

      sounds like something someone who drinks blood would think

    • @bimmer-777
      @bimmer-777 Місяць тому +1

      *say

    • @einfangirl2351
      @einfangirl2351 16 днів тому +7

      @@bimmer-777 i mean i don't kink shame lol

  • @georgem2334
    @georgem2334 10 місяців тому +7227

    There's no hate like Christian love.

    • @brb__bathroom
      @brb__bathroom 10 місяців тому +762

      as Ghandi once said: "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

    • @alexmckenna1171
      @alexmckenna1171 10 місяців тому +133

      The other religions also keep their end up, and not in a good way.

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 10 місяців тому +373

      ​@@brb__bathroomYou know something gone wrong when you're getting roasted by Ghandi.

    • @brb__bathroom
      @brb__bathroom 10 місяців тому +83

      @@denverarnold6210 Civ 1 style

    • @sten4982
      @sten4982 10 місяців тому +45

      The Australian former PM is a good example of that. A seven mountains movement lowlife

  • @rei-rei
    @rei-rei 10 місяців тому +1730

    Russ responds to Emma's 8 minute video with a 40 minute "rebuttal". Emma responds with a 58 minute video. I'm now expecting a feature-length documentary from him in response, to which Emma needs to respond with a 6 part series.

    • @Claudius_Ptolemy
      @Claudius_Ptolemy 10 місяців тому +39

      Just like James Tour 😂

    • @lillia5333
      @lillia5333 10 місяців тому +41

      This was so funny that a thumbs up wasn't enough!!😂 Sometimes lots of thumbs are needed!

    • @rainbowkrampus
      @rainbowkrampus 10 місяців тому +30

      And after that, a two cour anime adaptation.

    • @pererau
      @pererau 10 місяців тому +15

      He's got nothing on Mormon general conference

    • @sharimeline3077
      @sharimeline3077 10 місяців тому +12

      I cackled in reality, you get the trophy 🏆

  • @kenirainseeker539
    @kenirainseeker539 25 днів тому +140

    He's a religious conservative man, and you're a relatively conventionally attractive non-religious queer woman. That's the reason he's so fixated on you and has an entire series just for you. He's probably secretly into you, and he's trying to "fix" you. It sounds creepy, because it is. They do this kind of shit all the time.

    • @digifreak90
      @digifreak90 13 днів тому +21

      Yeah, I was also getting the feeling that he's somewhat obsessed.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 11 днів тому +22

      Yeah once she said he’s watched and debunked *a lot* of her videos I was like “That’s creepy as hell 😬”

    • @pterodummy
      @pterodummy 10 днів тому +9

      😬😬😬 goodness gracious
      It makes too much sense

    • @darkhorse3535
      @darkhorse3535 9 днів тому

      They?

    • @Jeanettesboxingchannel
      @Jeanettesboxingchannel 7 днів тому

      Perhaps he loves her, but nor how you think.

  • @eric2500
    @eric2500 Місяць тому +77

    "are you a demon?" "not to my knowledge"
    "are you a demon" "i'll get back to you"
    "are you a demon" "bleh bleh bleeeeehhhh rakllle shnort rarcgh."

  • @kalebs6201
    @kalebs6201 10 місяців тому +1322

    This man’s humor is dryer than every woman he’s tried to get with

    • @IanIsrael
      @IanIsrael 10 місяців тому +45

      Dayyum!! 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @katarinatibai8396
      @katarinatibai8396 10 місяців тому +30

      😂😂😂 - Sahara desert 🏜

    • @probablysatan..5776
      @probablysatan..5776 10 місяців тому +21

      DANG, NO MERCY

    • @lonewolffang
      @lonewolffang 10 місяців тому

      And his dry hump. Drier than than the Sahara desert.

    • @Shockerpitzwei
      @Shockerpitzwei 10 місяців тому +17

      Get this lad a apple juice

  • @DylboScratchins
    @DylboScratchins 10 місяців тому +1420

    Congrats, Emma, on getting your first fan fiction writer

    • @nittayoshifumi8252
      @nittayoshifumi8252 10 місяців тому +72

      she got fanon made about her lmao

    • @summerbummer1930
      @summerbummer1930 10 місяців тому +21

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @joaomrtins
      @joaomrtins 10 місяців тому +35

      Most likely not the first. But I don't wanna check.

    • @Mewobiba
      @Mewobiba 10 місяців тому +22

      @joaomrtins Just for you I checked AO3 and at least there's nothing there

    • @joaomrtins
      @joaomrtins 10 місяців тому +14

      @@Mewobiba that's good
      P.S. I almost slipped up on the fact that it's Mewobiba, the one and only!

  • @purpleconundrum783
    @purpleconundrum783 7 місяців тому +150

    new drinking game: one shot every time this guy says, "okay..."

    • @Mb3bdbdbdhdh
      @Mb3bdbdbdhdh 5 місяців тому +14

      M'kay*

    • @crownedpanda
      @crownedpanda 5 місяців тому +17

      Instructions very clear. I'm now dead 💀

    • @Fiszy
      @Fiszy 3 місяці тому +5

      two shots every time he says something stupid in response to a joke

    • @michaelmay5453
      @michaelmay5453 12 днів тому +1

      I'm not suicidal, so no.

  • @elena_1776
    @elena_1776 5 місяців тому +94

    Don't listen to Emma OR Russ, dozens of astronauts are still stranded on the moon awaiting rescue to this day. Justice for the astronauts!

    • @freshFerdinand
      @freshFerdinand 12 днів тому +5

      If they are on the moon shouldn't they be called moononauts?

    • @catfwish
      @catfwish 12 днів тому +5

      ​@@freshFerdinand lunarnauts?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 10 днів тому +2

      @@freshFerdinandAstro means celestial bodies, which covers the moon

    • @qhu3878
      @qhu3878 10 днів тому +3

      ​​@@DeathnoteBB and the earth, so can I call myself an astronaut?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 10 днів тому +2

      @@qhu3878 I guess so, though people usually exempt the earth as you don’t need a spaceship to be here

  • @modernorpheus
    @modernorpheus 10 місяців тому +750

    There's a stereotype about Christians being anti-fun, but I'm not sure Russ even understands what fun is.

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 10 місяців тому +70

      I think he finds the whole concept very straining and confusing.

    • @InsufficientGravitas
      @InsufficientGravitas 10 місяців тому +21

      It's not even wrong when it comes to the more puritanical lot.

    • @jerometurner9642
      @jerometurner9642 10 місяців тому +36

      It is like he's having a stroke when he laughs.

    • @Shadowman4710
      @Shadowman4710 10 місяців тому +49

      @@InsufficientGravitas There's old joke that says a Puritan is somebody who lives in constant terror that somebody...somewhere is having a good time.

    • @antonyduhamel1166
      @antonyduhamel1166 10 місяців тому +17

      I think he knows what fun is to him. I just don't think anyone else would recognize what he sees as fun as fun.

  • @RetroMaticGamer
    @RetroMaticGamer 8 місяців тому +643

    Christians: "don't persecute us!"
    Also Christians: persecute every non-Christian for not being Christian and/or cis/straight
    Also ALSO Christians: TOTALLY IGNORE Jesus' direct orders to be meek, mind their own business, and treat everyone with love and respect

    • @milf_Connoisseur_69
      @milf_Connoisseur_69 7 місяців тому +48

      Nah bro the new Jesus loves guns and hate thy neighbor

    • @chrism8860
      @chrism8860 6 місяців тому

      ​@@milf_Connoisseur_69They also don't want their freedom of speech infringed. But are yearning for Christian nationalist states, which will have no freedom of speech. It's insane

    • @flashraylaser157
      @flashraylaser157 6 місяців тому +8

      ​​@@milf_Connoisseur_69Meh, Jesus always came with the sword. Not sure how new that is.
      Definitely way better than his dad (self) though somehow.

    • @solertree8653
      @solertree8653 6 місяців тому

      You forgot "persecute all christians who don't do it the same way we do!"

    • @pzm2461
      @pzm2461 6 місяців тому +2

      amen mofo

  • @cursedcat6467
    @cursedcat6467 3 місяці тому +55

    0:10 💀 imagine being so rizzless that you turn someone lesbian

  • @mentok1
    @mentok1 4 місяці тому +56

    Every time someone calls being LGBTQ+ a "lifestyle" or "choice", just counter by saying being straight is the same thing.

    • @just_another_regular_guy
      @just_another_regular_guy 15 днів тому

      call them cisgender and hetrosexual, that will throw em off

    • @KarmicID
      @KarmicID 15 днів тому +6

      reminds me of that guy who told me "you're trans ??? i couldn't tell !" and i just realized "so you mean you're cis??! you don't look cis !"

    • @DoubleDragon539
      @DoubleDragon539 9 днів тому

      If you think homosexual sex is merely a choice (speaking rhetorically), like the choice between strawberry ice cream and banana ice cream, then you sir/madam, are bisexual at the very least, since no "99%" heterosexual would consider it a simple choice. Unless the circumstances were somewhat unusual perhaps...

  • @AnnoyingNewsletters
    @AnnoyingNewsletters 10 місяців тому +717

    A friend of mine says, _Whenever you tell someone that you're bisexual, all they hear is gay._
    Maybe that's what's going on here.
    Emma says, *_Hello, Lovely People. Happy Pride 🌈 Month! I'm bi, and I get to be visible_* for a whole month. *_Can you believe it?!_*
    What he hears:
    _Doesn't this les-bean know that Pride is a sin?_

    • @IRGeamer
      @IRGeamer 10 місяців тому

      I think the word in their mind is "them" or "other", because they react the same if you tell them you're atheist, left wing, progressive, a secular humanist, believe in science, don't passionately hate the very idea of a federal government, etc., etc., etc...
      It's just wilfully ignorant bigotry all the way down...

    • @joannecunliffe8067
      @joannecunliffe8067 10 місяців тому +55

      Try explaining that you're transgender and NO, that doesn't mean I'm a transvestite (or like Dr Frankenfuter) also NO, being transgender is nothing to do with whether you're gay or not! Oh (pick your favourite deity as an expletive)!😠The best one was saying that (in all honesty) "I don't know if I'm gay, straight, bisexual or asexual these days!" Explanation: As I child I KNEW I was a girl - I just had a problem with my body between my legs. When I became a teen I wondered "Should I go out with a girl" but then thought "but I AM a girl - would that make me a lesbian and to be honest, does that matter?". I then thought "Well I'll go out with a boy" and then looked between my legs and quite frankly gave up at that point!

    • @garygood6804
      @garygood6804 10 місяців тому +3

      All women are bi, so....* shrug *

    • @joannecunliffe8067
      @joannecunliffe8067 10 місяців тому

      @@garygood6804 If you hadn't typed that completely with your tongue in your cheek (*jaw drops*) M C 🐷 - 🥰!

    • @kazeboiii
      @kazeboiii 10 місяців тому +10

      @@joannecunliffe8067 As a trans man, #mood

  • @FriendofFantasy
    @FriendofFantasy 10 місяців тому +1119

    "Despite what fiction authors try to sell... vampires aren't real." Fiction authors aren't trying to peddle their fantasy books as nonfiction!!

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon 9 місяців тому +69

      This strikes at the heart of the matter. I don't have a problem with people that believe in a higher power that created everything and believe that we continue to exist in some form or another after death. But they need to recognize that the arguments they present for their belief are fallacious. Every single one of them is and always will be fallacious. You cannot make a claim, "There is a supernatural creator God", without providing evidence for your claim. And no, you can't use what is written in the Bible to claim that what is written in the Bible is true.
      If I ask "How do you know that what is written in the Bible is true?", you can't answer "Because it's written in the Bible that what's written is true". That's beyond childish.

    • @FriendofFantasy
      @FriendofFantasy 9 місяців тому +30

      @Temulon I completely agree. I am a Christian myself, and I won't sit there and tell someone - "There is a God!!" - because I don't have hard proof that there is any type of divine creator. Christianity is a *faith* based religion. That being said, when science contradicts what is in the Bible, I will obviously side with science on the matter because, to me, if the Christian God did create the universe, then they must have created science as well.

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon 9 місяців тому +21

      @@FriendofFantasy You said Christianity is a faith based religion, but all religions are faith based. There are no religions that are rooted in science with irrefutable evidence backing their claims. About contradictions, if the Bible is supposed to be a owners manual for correct living and directly inspired by God, shouldn't it be free from errors and superfluous information? It just seems to me that if a book was so important for God to want humans to have it would have been written better.

    • @larryn4219
      @larryn4219 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Temulon the sort of argument, and now i will put it very vaguely and to the point, so the sort of argument that claims well, i would love to see a swish watch to naturally appear in the wild, and thats like 10 to the power of 100s less complex then any form of life, is quite a strong argument for a, lets call it, intelligence created universe.

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon 9 місяців тому +15

      @@larryn4219 It isn't a strong argument. There are three main points of criticism against the Watchmaker analogy:
      1. Complexity does not necessarily require a designer; it can also come from mindless natural processes. David Hume gives the examples of a snowflake, and of the generation of crystals. These are mentioned in his works "Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion" and "An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding". Other people have mentioned the Infinite monkey theorem.
      2. The watch is a bad analogy.
      3. The watchmaker is more complex than the watch. If complexity proves intelligent design, then the question arises who designed such a complex watchmaker.

  • @hocsx
    @hocsx Місяць тому +22

    Here's my frivolous diagnosis on this guy: Bizarro Jim Carrey sees a video by a cute girl he can't get his (metaphorically) tiny head around and gets obsessed. Incapable of understand irony or sarcasm, he decides to impersonate Ned Flanders (while muttering Mr. Mackey's "Mkay" all the time) and make a confused and rambling "debunk" video.
    P.S.: TL;DR: He just wants her attention.

    • @corralescoyote
      @corralescoyote Місяць тому +2

      I say, deserves applause. 👏 Probably exactly right about all of that.

  • @valolafson6035
    @valolafson6035 3 місяці тому +20

    The confidence he uses to say that ghosts know when you see them, is impressive.

  • @SolemnlySquid
    @SolemnlySquid 10 місяців тому +463

    Russ: "Contrary to what movies might try to teach you, or what authors might try to sell you on, vampires are not real."
    Also Russ: "So if you ever watch Ghost Adventures, a lot of their..."

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 10 місяців тому +89

      I love the fact that he says "what movies tries to teach you". That is truly disturbed. Who the fuck thinks a vampire movie is trying to teach you ANYTHING?!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Rig0r_M0rtis
      @Rig0r_M0rtis 10 місяців тому +32

      @@AB-80X Well the Interview with the Vampire teaches about the pain and loneliness of trying to stay human in a beast's body...

    • @Jagernaughty
      @Jagernaughty 10 місяців тому +29

      ​@@AB-80Xsome people have learned something about themselves watching Kate Beckinsale in a catsuit

    • @armyoftinymoas
      @armyoftinymoas 10 місяців тому +23

      @@AB-80X are you trying to tell me The Vampire Diaries ISN'T an educational docuseries??

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 10 місяців тому +3

      @@Jagernaughty
      I think the word we’re looking for is “discovered” rather than learned lol

  • @chgjake2230
    @chgjake2230 9 місяців тому +835

    Him taking every single joke 100% seriously is actually pretty funny not gonna lie

    • @RonaldReed-ul9du
      @RonaldReed-ul9du 9 місяців тому +56

      I know, he makes me want to go screw with him so badly, imagine what sarcasm would do to him!

    • @missoats8731
      @missoats8731 9 місяців тому

      I have to admit I find him hilarious as well, but I'm pretty sure he's on the autism spectrum: doesn't really get jokes, doesn't really get fiction, doesn't really get the point of what others say, has very special interests he's obsessed about and researches deeply (the bible, ghosts, the moon landing), tries to imitate how other people speak, but doesn't understand the right context for it ("smash that like button"), rambles on about seemingly unrelated stuff, would be perceived as "weird" by the general population, thinks his opinion is the gold standard...
      Too bad he's so into Christian believes.

    • @lindseyhendrix2405
      @lindseyhendrix2405 9 місяців тому +16

      No kidding! I thought he would catch on to the style & setup of the video he was responding to eventually and figure it out but, wow. It’s like he genuinely thought _she_ was asking these questions lol.

    • @AmberAbyss-nh4lc
      @AmberAbyss-nh4lc 9 місяців тому +20

      It's like he's trying to do the live tucker reaction face the entire time

    • @happytofu5
      @happytofu5 9 місяців тому +23

      I think he understood she was joking, but was pissed about that. Like that she was joking about something that to him is no laughing matter. So he tried to answer the questions genuinely.

  • @zz8az
    @zz8az 4 місяці тому +13

    "Vampires aren't real, they're ridiculous. Anyway, lets talk about the different kind of ghost hauntings" sent me to SPACE

  • @vomgurl
    @vomgurl 5 місяців тому +11

    "a whole series, just for me!" looks like youre a real *thorne* in his side then, huh?

  • @Pootycat8359
    @Pootycat8359 10 місяців тому +592

    You can tell a lot about a person's attitudes by their choice of words. Defining what a "lesbian is, or is not, aside, saying "She ADMITTED...." carries a very different implication than "She STATED..."

    • @clown134
      @clown134 10 місяців тому +90

      people who use words like that make me think they're very deeply closeted and repressed

    • @Pootycat8359
      @Pootycat8359 10 місяців тому +21

      Could be! Old "Father Freud" has fallen out of favor, these days, but the wisdom of his words is with us, still....

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 10 місяців тому +21

      I see it a projection of internal guilt lol.

    • @alexwyatt2911
      @alexwyatt2911 10 місяців тому

      @@clown134 Accusing homophobes of being closeted is harmful for many reasons; one being-the trope’s premise is that the LGBTQ community is responsible for their own persecution. The majority of homophobes are heterosexual bigots.

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 10 місяців тому +78

      I noticed that too. “Admitted” carries connotations of wrongdoing and shame. Maybe we should start saying “S/He admitted they’re a Christian…”

  • @wodentoad1
    @wodentoad1 10 місяців тому +630

    This man is the human equivalent of Mansplaining. His first words as a baby were "Well, Aktually...."

    • @katieheys3007
      @katieheys3007 10 місяців тому +10

      Got it in one

    • @Skittenmeow
      @Skittenmeow 10 місяців тому +23

      @@katieheys3007 add to this, feels that his speaking time must be at least 5 times more than any woman, ideally 10 times longer.
      Well actually, does he speak to women in real life? Is that where his crazy Emma obsession comes from? Is that why he's decided she's a lesbian, because he had to place her "off-limts?" Ergh just made myself a little sick with that thought, sorry

    • @jennamars80
      @jennamars80 10 місяців тому +2

      Mkay?

    • @BartyTheParty
      @BartyTheParty 10 місяців тому

      😂 This dude is delusional! I hope this video is at LEAST a SMALL wake-up call for such a pathetic loser.

    • @Saezimmerman
      @Saezimmerman 10 місяців тому +7

      OMG - I read this comment before I got to the Moon Landing comment. That clip should be linked to a definition of Mansplaining.

  • @frederickmast7426
    @frederickmast7426 5 місяців тому +8

    If he's this focused on you, get ready to file for a restraining order...

  • @omegapuschel
    @omegapuschel 2 місяці тому +14

    You mentioned opening up a piece of 3D software at the 48:00 mark and seeing if demons inhabit the Y axis. I just so happen to have 3D modelling software open as I watch this and the answer is definitely yes.

    • @guilhermecastro9893
      @guilhermecastro9893 2 місяці тому

      anything that deals in math has to come from satan...it made my high school life a living hell

    • @griffinblades8475
      @griffinblades8475 6 днів тому +1

      Nah the demon is in the z-axis. That or polylines

  • @eshaanreza832
    @eshaanreza832 10 місяців тому +679

    "She's a lesbian" Wow... What a cute insult...

    • @dylans0630
      @dylans0630 10 місяців тому +77

      Someone called me a fa&@ot just the other day. Funny thing is, I was going up to my local church for volunteer work

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 10 місяців тому

      ​@@dylans0630A fak@ot is a pile of sticks. With a bit of energy 🔥 😃

    • @MsTMarie83
      @MsTMarie83 10 місяців тому +15

      Someone give the goon his cardboard cookie 😅😂

    • @LadyOfTheEdits
      @LadyOfTheEdits 10 місяців тому

      The fact he said.admmited to being a lesbian. What a brainless person

    • @ejd53
      @ejd53 10 місяців тому +31

      Not only that, it's the wrong cute insult. 😂😂😂

  • @trianglemoebius
    @trianglemoebius 10 місяців тому +260

    EMMA: I am going to tell a joke.
    RUSS: Not if I can help it.
    Repeat this a couple dozen times and you have this man's entire video.

    • @georgesears934
      @georgesears934 10 місяців тому +30

      Spoiler alert:
      He could not help it.

    • @mkay4
      @mkay4 10 місяців тому +11

      *his entire series apparently lol

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 10 місяців тому +1

      😆😆😆👍

    • @marineinrecovery1282
      @marineinrecovery1282 10 місяців тому +10

      Don't forget to add in "I'll also 'correct her' on points I might agree with but definitely, as the alpha male christian, cannot be seen agreeing with"

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 10 місяців тому +2

      Has anyone posted a link to this video on Russ' channel? We need to see his full feature length reaction.

  • @alistear7862
    @alistear7862 3 місяці тому +6

    Dude! You popped up in my feed and I was like "About time UA-cam recommended a creator I ACTUALLY would watch!"
    I'm loving your videos. You're awesome.

  • @Haireforce1666
    @Haireforce1666 6 місяців тому +18

    Emma. (You are awesome!)
    Somehow I stumbled upon your UA-cam channel by watching ”Sir Sic”.
    Absolutely fell in love with your channel! Please keep doing what you do ! 🙏🙏
    So good!!! Love it! 😉👍🤘🙏❤

  • @Vggamegod
    @Vggamegod 10 місяців тому +687

    Emma seems like an absolute joy to be around. Russ comes off as one of those men who murders their family to 'send them to heaven'.

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 10 місяців тому +60

      Send them to heaven? He sounds like the type that would murder them so they would haunt his basement.

    • @incognitiosaystransrights
      @incognitiosaystransrights 10 місяців тому

      he has a sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

    • @xAxCx
      @xAxCx 10 місяців тому +22

      You got those vibes too?

    • @chriscunningham8703
      @chriscunningham8703 10 місяців тому +2

      Both equally annoying

    • @Calx9
      @Calx9 10 місяців тому

      Suit yourself, I laughed my ass off :P
      She's genuinely funny. @@chriscunningham8703

  • @Saezimmerman
    @Saezimmerman 10 місяців тому +497

    the “I love them but I hate their lifestyle” is something that I generally hear from people trying hold their anti-LGBTQ+ perspective while still maintaining a relationship with people in the community. It’s frustrating because they try to come across as tolerant and loving, but it doesn’t work.

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 9 місяців тому

      When bigots say things akin to "I don't hate [LGBT/minorities/ect.]" then follow up with something that clearly expresses hate, what they mean can be summed up in two ways:
      "I don't hate gay people I hate it when gay people don't pretend to be straight people."
      and
      "I'm not racist I don't hate black people, I just hate it when they want to be considered equal to white people."

    • @tims.2717
      @tims.2717 9 місяців тому +41

      They are not tolerant or loving. They are lying to themselves and to others about how they really feel.

    • @ChristianCatboy
      @ChristianCatboy 9 місяців тому

      @@tims.2717 Not necessarily. I repeated the same talking points for decades, but it was all internalized self-hatred. I didn't know what being queer actually meant, having been raised from childhood to believe that it's inherently immoral (for no rational reason), and ALWAYS involves or leads to some sort of predatory abuse. Being a shy, sensitive, trans-girl egg, of course I didn't want to get abused and dehumanized in wild orgies, and that hostile caricature was the only representation of queer culture that I'd been exposed to. I also grew up in a town of 600 people, and went into the military (during "don't ask, don't tell") after high school, so was being actively propagandized and officially discouraged by my employer, the US government, from associating with queer people at all IRL, which could have helped expose my hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance. So, queer-phobic Christians definitely are lying to themselves. Their own doctrine teaches that every sin can be purified by Love, but they twist that into legalistic strictures (eg, telling kids to get married before having sex, instead of teaching them to value consent and natural human diversity of behavior and desire).

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees 9 місяців тому +33

      “I love them except this part which I want to change”

    • @akasickform
      @akasickform 9 місяців тому +1

      God creates Eve from Adams rib, which makes Eve genetically male, then got ticked off because Eve wouldn't stop smashing her sons to create the rest of human life on Earth ...
      Kind of crazy to think that God would get pissed off when he could have just made some more men and women out of some clay..

  • @theotakux5959
    @theotakux5959 12 днів тому +4

    "Vampires are not real" Well, given this guy's ability to determine what is and isn't real, I'm gonna go scatter some garlic around.

  • @SchrijverMarcel
    @SchrijverMarcel 8 місяців тому +6

    There’s mainsplaining, then there’s Christian mainsplaining and then there’s Russ.

  • @MrMattSax
    @MrMattSax 10 місяців тому +318

    I think my favorite part is how he sighs deeply, rolls his eyes and then proceeds to condescendingly correct Emma on the truth about demons, angels, ghosts and other fictional characters. He’s so exasperated to have to explain these obvious things that are strongly supported by feelings, ignorance and ancient books of mythology.

    • @foxliasgriffinYT
      @foxliasgriffinYT 10 місяців тому +4

      makes me wanna listen to his beliefs like some story, like a good night story for children to go mimimi on

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 8 місяців тому +6

      His reaction best embodies "mansplaining" ngl. He's giving Redditors a hell of a competition.

  • @Bany1911
    @Bany1911 9 місяців тому +386

    The "We are moving to Q+" followed by a beat of complete silence and then the "No" is a stroke of comedic genius. I actually laughed so loudly at that my cat woke up and gave me a dirty look.

    • @JonathonPawelko
      @JonathonPawelko 8 місяців тому +16

      Don’t offend cats! You better treat your cat right. Cheers from Canada

    • @jaxcoss5790
      @jaxcoss5790 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@JonathonPawelko😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 8 місяців тому +17

      Ngl, the LGBTQ/GSRM community just calling itself Q+ sounds awesome.

    • @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith
      @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith 6 місяців тому +2

      @@reptoidrenaissance Nah, Q was a total jerk, as were Q, Q, q, and Q.

  • @prudentreality
    @prudentreality 4 місяці тому +5

    I found the channel. He apparently loves Dune and YOU!!! He’s OBSESSED with you!!!! So many debunking videos dedicated to you. Clearly, major stan of Emma Thorne.
    Also, I’m a minister’s wife. He’s all over the place with his theology and Christian ideaology. 🤦‍♀️

  • @drewmcelyea8872
    @drewmcelyea8872 8 місяців тому +12

    I didn’t realize till someone pointed it out, but you annunciation is amazing. I didn’t think about it at all at first I just liked your responses, but your voice and clarity is amazing on audio.

  • @Merricat_likesu
    @Merricat_likesu 10 місяців тому +328

    “I’m not judging you but you’re going to hell” Jesus these people are awful. I had to deal with it for years and it’s soooooo difficult not to automatically distrust anyone religious person I meet because of people like this.

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 10 місяців тому +22

      Welp, according to CraeCrae here, that's not judgement. That's just a statement of fact, and GAWD is the one who judges you

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 10 місяців тому +17

      Sometimes I wish hell is proven to be real. Just to make these people quake in fear.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 10 місяців тому +13

      @@falconeshield They most likely do anyway since they believe it's real. Not most of the time, because they seem to think they're exempt from Da Rulez as set down by Oily Josh and the Greasy Boys. But the times they slip up and break one of their self-imagined "rules of the religion" or remember things done when they were wild kids, they have a small panic. Of course, all they have to do to feel fine about themselves again is either Confession (if Catholic) or be more aggressive with their proselytizing for a while.

    • @davidkeller6156
      @davidkeller6156 10 місяців тому +7

      Even though I believe in a God, my brother is worried I’m going to hell since I’m not a Christian. I have no problem with his beliefs,and I know he speaks from love. Actually, I don’t have a problem with most religions as long as they’re not used to promote hate. I don’t have a problem with atheists either and my own personal take is God doesn’t demand belief in It and God doesn’t judge us on whether we believe in It or not. What a narcissistic god that would be that demands worship. Seems a lot of religion, especially Christianity is based on an anthropomorphic idea of God. I can’t speak to others because I haven’t studied them that deeply, except perhaps Advaita Vedanta when I followed that guru. And that was definitely not an anthropomorphic understanding.

    • @limitbreak2966
      @limitbreak2966 10 місяців тому +8

      @@DraconicDuelistthat’s the dumbest thing honestly, as if confessing to a priest somehow takes away your sins and makes you innocent. Like bruh if you hit a child with a car and then go to confession, you still hit a child, but now you feel like its no worries now

  • @arvo_septus
    @arvo_septus 10 місяців тому +263

    I really thought that at some point this guy's mom was going to walk over with a plate of cookies and he would scream "MOM, I'M MAKING A VERY SERIOUS VIDEO AND YOU ARE RUINING IT!!!!"

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 10 місяців тому +29

      "DON'T BOTHER ME WHEN I'M WEARING THE GODFATHER T-SHIRT, I EXPLAINED THIS ALREADY MOM!!"

    • @reverbscherzo7850
      @reverbscherzo7850 10 місяців тому +7

      Yeah, clearly Mom doesn’t understand how important he is. If she did, he’d have one like. And maybe even one subscriber. 😂

    • @sharimeline3077
      @sharimeline3077 10 місяців тому +6

      MOM THE MEATLOAF!

    • @jonasfermefors
      @jonasfermefors 10 місяців тому +5

      He seems a bit like Mike Pence, so I bet he'd call his wife mother too - if he had one.

    • @despaney
      @despaney 10 місяців тому +3

      At least he is not in his car.

  • @ChannelMath
    @ChannelMath 7 місяців тому +4

    but Jesus IS a vampire: he rises from the dead (becomes "undead"), and people who drink his blood become like him!

    • @ThatOneRump
      @ThatOneRump 6 місяців тому +1

      HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS COMMENT IS SCRIPTURE

  • @xINVISIGOTHx
    @xINVISIGOTHx 5 місяців тому +8

    pretty sure this guy has a shrine of you in his closet

  • @janrebie
    @janrebie 10 місяців тому +130

    One time I made a joke on instagram “it’s called the Bible not the Straightble” and a bunch of people in the replies were like “uhm actually 🤓” I feel like this guy would be the type to do that

    • @JoshuaR.Collins
      @JoshuaR.Collins 10 місяців тому +19

      lmao, Im going to be stealing that joke.

    • @spiker.ortmann
      @spiker.ortmann 10 місяців тому +20

      ​@@JoshuaR.Collinsthen use the complete version of the joke...
      The Bible says "Adam and Eve", not "Adam OR Eve", so I slept with both. It's called the Bible, not the Straightble after all.

    • @TheVortexCollective
      @TheVortexCollective 8 місяців тому +1

      @@JoshuaR.Collinssame

  • @bobcunningham9590
    @bobcunningham9590 8 місяців тому +305

    Admit it, Emma. Russ is a miniature man you keep in a dollhouse in your attic, along with a miniature cat named Dr. Theopolis.

    • @eric2500
      @eric2500 Місяць тому +8

      Hey they have their nutball theories why shouldn't we?

  • @pavelZhd
    @pavelZhd 7 місяців тому +7

    41:54 "in what universe words dimension and vibration equivalent"?
    That is a fascinating question actually. Like obviously those are two different things. But they are connected in a way.
    Basically if we only perceive some dimensions, we would be unable to distinguish between a thing that is stationary, or vibrating in a dimension we don't perceive. And this is where those terms got conflated as "vibration in invisible dimension = invisible vibration". And from there you have the chain of people who don't fully grasp what they are saying repeat fancy words and you arrive at equivication between a dimension and vibrations that happen within those dimensions.

  • @darrens3
    @darrens3 4 дні тому +2

    Why is it always these kinds of people look absolutely miserable, whilst people like yourself are always cheerful and spread joy and even look fun? I think that speaks volumes on the kinds of nonsense they're peddling.

  • @PillboxBollocks
    @PillboxBollocks 10 місяців тому +525

    I’m here. I’m queer. I’m ready to cheer. My userpic’s a deer. Through a window it leered. Get that guy a beer. He’s unhappy, that’s clear. The time is so near for this lovely premier. I’m surrounded by peers, all such beautiful weir-does. I’m wracked with fear ’cause I’m starting to hear that I’m grinding this gear and I’ll be here for a year doing this if I don’t stop right now…

    • @EmmaThorneVideos
      @EmmaThorneVideos  10 місяців тому +171

      Oh no, a classic witch's rhyming curse

    • @dylans0630
      @dylans0630 10 місяців тому +44

      Hear Hear

    • @PillboxBollocks
      @PillboxBollocks 10 місяців тому

      😆@@dylans0630

    • @JabelldiMarco
      @JabelldiMarco 10 місяців тому +10

      That's ...impressive!

    • @unknown5150variable
      @unknown5150variable 10 місяців тому +18

      @@raya.p.l5919 oh well I just cast a lvl 3 uno reverse so there now all your base are belong to us

  • @Thezerohgee
    @Thezerohgee 10 місяців тому +185

    “The wise speak because they have something to say. The foolish speak because they have to say something.” Russ epitomizes the second part of that statement.

    • @XAE_A_Xii
      @XAE_A_Xii 10 місяців тому +6

      i don't agree, i've said many foolish stuff in my life because i thought i had something clever to say :)

    • @user-ii5of7sy3i
      @user-ii5of7sy3i 10 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@XAE_A_XiiGood point,me too.

  • @kenirainseeker539
    @kenirainseeker539 25 днів тому +4

    Him going on about the moon landing comes off as him being like "See, I can agree with you on something, aren't you impressed by how smart I am?"

  • @TristenMay-ko2vs
    @TristenMay-ko2vs 4 місяці тому +4

    When I'm at work, I love sneaking an earbud into my ear and hiding it with my hair so I can listen to the sorta content you make. Please keep making content like it, it's great to listen to while working. Subbed :)

  • @DuetJay
    @DuetJay 10 місяців тому +233

    This guy must be loads of fun at parties.
    "You having a good time?"
    "No."

    • @kyleinthejar6829
      @kyleinthejar6829 10 місяців тому +29

      He’s the type of guy to show up to a party for the sole purpose of complaining about how “sinful” everyone there is behaving 💀

    • @HedeccaTamer
      @HedeccaTamer 10 місяців тому +3

      "HA, oh boy, time eh? Well, Isaiah 38:7, 8, God turns back the sundial, so actually, time is completely fluid. Am I having a good time? According to Doctor Who, time is a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff, and God can turn it forwards or backwards.
      In fact, in The Five Doctors..."

    • @tom1644x
      @tom1644x 10 місяців тому +4

      No one invites him to parties. 🤣

    • @DuetJay
      @DuetJay 10 місяців тому +2

      @@tom1644x He crashes them though, I bet.

    • @DaveLH
      @DaveLH 2 місяці тому

      @@HedeccaTamer : I doubt this guy watches Doctor Who, at least for enjoyment. Maybe he would watch it so he can critique it in his videos. I can imagine him "analyzing" DW and saying things like "Daleks are not real, okay?"

  • @torkelsvenson6411
    @torkelsvenson6411 10 місяців тому +104

    If someone made the joke about two tomatoes walking across the road this guy would just go "actually, tomatoes can't walk"

    • @yoBmeF
      @yoBmeF 4 місяці тому

      Out of my curiosity, would you be willing to tell me the joke. :>

    • @torkelsvenson6411
      @torkelsvenson6411 4 місяці тому +2

      @@yoBmeF Two tomatoes walk across the road. One gets run over. The other one says "come on, catch up"

    • @yoBmeF
      @yoBmeF 4 місяці тому +3

      @@torkelsvenson6411 That pun is rancid 💀 Thank you lol

  • @MarquisLeary34
    @MarquisLeary34 7 місяців тому +5

    Oh. THIS guy. I've gone around and around with him before. Should have stuck to just miniature painting videos, Russ.

  • @TheNamesFathom
    @TheNamesFathom 10 днів тому +2

    I love thinking about just how much of this dude’s life has been dedicated to watching your videos without the intent of actually learning anything. Beautiful.

  • @TheIronDonkey
    @TheIronDonkey 10 місяців тому +304

    We did it guys. We cracked the lesbian code.
    Also, for someone who has done a series of videos on you- he apparently hasn't watched any of your videos based on what he knows about you.

    • @TheLocomono9
      @TheLocomono9 10 місяців тому +32

      You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink, you can guide a fool to logic but you rarely make him think. -Primus

    • @michaelmay5453
      @michaelmay5453 10 місяців тому +22

      @@TheLocomono9 The original variation of the quote is "you can guide a theist to water and while you can't make him realise the mistakes of his abhorrent beliefs you can drown him" - Socrates

    • @toopink4death492
      @toopink4death492 10 місяців тому +3

      @@michaelmay5453 I was going to comment something about drowning, but I guess you beat me to it, have a like

    • @over50gamer
      @over50gamer 10 місяців тому +5

      I think he watches Emma's videos, but only hones in on words he wants to hear and disregards anything else.

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 10 місяців тому

      You can now use the code to claim your copy of the Gay Agenda.

  • @sandracraft517
    @sandracraft517 10 місяців тому +236

    I met someone who believed it was sinful to joke about the bible or religion at all, and would respond to anything light-hearted with deadly seriousness. Maybe this guy is the same.

    • @solomoon3083
      @solomoon3083 10 місяців тому +24

      How gross.

    • @finrothsmith7995
      @finrothsmith7995 10 місяців тому +28

      I was in my friends café and the repair man had turned up to fix the coffee machine. I was chatting to her and saw the repair man and stated "Thank the gods, I can finally get my coffee!" When I wandered off to pick a cake, she told me he went up t her and said "Actually there is only one god".

    • @muuuuuud
      @muuuuuud 10 місяців тому +28

      @@finrothsmith7995 And let me guess, it just so happens that its the god they worship, what a coincidence! :D Can't believe this nonsense has been going on for thousands of years.

    • @infinitedragonbellyx.x
      @infinitedragonbellyx.x 10 місяців тому +8

      I would want to get that guy on shrooms. Chill him out and see the world a whole new way

    • @MediaLoverChris02
      @MediaLoverChris02 10 місяців тому +18

      Those are the same type of people who would get pissed when characters say “Dear Neptune” in SpongeBob 💀.

  • @eric2500
    @eric2500 Місяць тому +6

    He agrees on demons having full lives too! He says Satan is Lord of this world, so of course his demons can go out for a bit of milk!

  • @buddha5619
    @buddha5619 14 днів тому +2

    As a Christian, I think you are a kind and respectful person. Can’t understand why anyone would give you any hate. Keep on being the bear you can be! ✝️☮️

  • @DimmerMeerkat
    @DimmerMeerkat 10 місяців тому +203

    This dude is a case study in miserable people trying to make other people miserable.

    • @paulrichards6894
      @paulrichards6894 10 місяців тому

      christians want to eliminate any fun from the world and make us more like their cousins the Muslims

    • @stevenhoward3358
      @stevenhoward3358 10 місяців тому +8

      I did take a look at his YT site, he had just been flooded and amazingly did not build an ark.

  • @draig2614
    @draig2614 10 місяців тому +425

    Let me just say that I (a Christian pastor serving a LGBTQ+ Affirming church) would a thousand times prefer to watch your content over people like Russ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
    It makes me sad that there are Christians who think that a sense of humour is a sin. I avoid them whenever possible.
    ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

    • @pabloherranz1795
      @pabloherranz1795 10 місяців тому +24

      Wow, a pastor around here! May I ask you how is it? I've always been curious. What Do you do on a basis?

    • @TheActualJeffery
      @TheActualJeffery 10 місяців тому +31

      I love that, I’m Christian and lgbtq myself and it’s always nice to know that there are pastors that support us

    • @draig2614
      @draig2614 10 місяців тому +41

      @@TheActualJeffery I am Ace, so part of the + of LGBTQ+. We also have openly queer folk as part of our church lay leadership, and fly the rainbow flag in front of our three church buildings.
      Never forget that you are beautifully and perfectly created in God's image; and that you reflect the presence of Christ to the world. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

    • @identity7536
      @identity7536 10 місяців тому +7

      @@draig2614I am glad to see a Christian Pastor that actually understood what the message used to be about. what is was meant to be. there i no LGBTQ in the bible, because how would it be ? it wasn't a thing yet. so what should be seen on the pages is that you should love your fellow humans not a listing of only the humans you should love and hate everything not explicitly mentioned. if more religious people in the world would just stop like books written over 1000years ago were still up to date word for word instead of actually thinking about 5the message the book tells you we'd have less wasted lifes due to it. you sir are one of the good people the world needs more of

    • @panaroid9636
      @panaroid9636 10 місяців тому +3

      As a former Christian, I dont understand that.

  •  7 місяців тому +4

    As Blender developer, I'm happy to hear it being used in your debunking endeavours :D

  • @michaelcrispin1879
    @michaelcrispin1879 10 днів тому +2

    I think this guy could make a 10 minute video explaining to people how to open a loaf of bread, take a slice out, and close the bag back up and would feel like he is doing mankind a great service.

  • @GinaBlythe
    @GinaBlythe 10 місяців тому +288

    As a Christian, I never laughed harder than I did at that video and your channel in general. Just goes to show that A LOT,of Christians have NO sense of humour. And, as a Christian, you have also made me think and re-evaluate a lot of my beliefs...

    • @eslachance
      @eslachance 10 місяців тому +26

      An open mind is all we're asking for. 🥰

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 10 місяців тому +12

      A lot of people don’t have a sense of humor. You’d be surprised.

    • @XAE_A_Xii
      @XAE_A_Xii 10 місяців тому +1

      i've been an atheist/agnostic almost 99% of my life, I'm 39, and I recently realised, following Christ was the best decision of my life. Yes, i have no scientific proves of existence of God, and I don't expect it, but what made become a follower of Christ is realisation that the world doesn't exist for nothing, and we, humans, the most sophisticated creation on this planet, and may be in whole universe, with abilities to observe and appreceate the complexity, beauty and ugliness of this world, also must have a big purpose, and without God nothing just makes no sense - in the eyes of atheists, humans are just a worthless drop of water in the ocean. become a stronger Christian, sister, not just official Christian, and your life will be filled with purpose. Atheism is the way to depression, purposelessness, and eventually hell. please ignore my faulty English.

    • @eslachance
      @eslachance 10 місяців тому +4

      @@XAE_A_Xii so what IS our purpose? Can you enlighten us on that?

    • @GinaBlythe
      @GinaBlythe 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@XAE_A_Xii​ My already has purpose. A lot of people's lives have purpose. It may not be YOUR purpose, but there IS purpose to our lives. I just don't feel rhe need to push my faith on to everyone else. If you want to know, ask. I will tell. But in deconstructing my faith, my relationship with God has grown stronger. But that doesn't mean I don't get a laugh out of life.
      And atheism DOES NOT lead to depression. I'm actually tired of Christians saying that lack of faith leads to mental illness or whatever. I know plenty of Christians who believe in God and have a strong faith and relationship but STILL have depression, anxiety, OCD, etc.

  • @Jeolas1
    @Jeolas1 10 місяців тому +137

    Re: Christian Vampires: I once argued with a christian woman who told me to "Just allow yourself to believe - you will see that you will like it!" I said: "How can you not see that that is impossible - it's like you wouldn't be able to just make yourself believe werewolves existed!" She looked at me dead in the eye: "But, they do!"

    • @davidnewcomb7466
      @davidnewcomb7466 10 місяців тому +20

      Remember, werewolves became a largely Christian superstition and were viewed very similarly as witches.

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 10 місяців тому +27

      I'd rather be an Atheist vampire so I wouldn't have to worry about things like crosses, holy water, and hallowed ground.

    • @AGNOSTIC_incomprehensibleXIV
      @AGNOSTIC_incomprehensibleXIV 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@meh2510NO!!!!! 😂

    • @DennisMSulliva
      @DennisMSulliva 10 місяців тому +2

      @Jeolas You didn't see that coming? LOL

    • @Jeolas1
      @Jeolas1 10 місяців тому +6

      @@DennisMSulliva I didn't. It was my first exposure to that type of religious madness. Where I'm from, fundamental X-ians are quite rare. What's considered religiously coservative here would be thought rather liberal in the US. Bible-tells-the-literal-truth-Christians are extremely rare and have no political influence. So, no, I did not expect the werewolves.

  • @adrianodrika
    @adrianodrika Місяць тому +3

    I'm flabbergasted that vampires are not real. So Brad Pitt is not a vampire being recorded about his life? OMG.
    Edit: why does he say mkay like Mr. Mackey from South Park?

    • @corralescoyote
      @corralescoyote Місяць тому +1

      Wow - Interview with a Vampire movie reference… Forgot about that one! Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Antonio Banderas running around in pirate shirts, makeup, and glam-rock hairdos… Be still my heart! That’s 30 years old this year. LoL.. I’m old!

  • @ourladyofperpetualskepticism
    @ourladyofperpetualskepticism 7 місяців тому +2

    I’m crying at “despite what fiction authors say, vampires aren’t real”. My guy, do you know what fiction is?

  • @MissCaraMint
    @MissCaraMint 10 місяців тому +474

    I too have been taken for a lesbian in my time. I take is a compliment honestly. Our lesbian sisters are dope af. Oh and so are our pan and bi sisters as well of course. Oh and probably you reading this comment. You're probably dope too.

    • @Skittenmeow
      @Skittenmeow 10 місяців тому +17

      🧡

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 10 місяців тому +19

      Ahhh, thank you for including us pans. We're not bad af as a lot of of lesbians and bi sisters - I feel as a group we tend to be a bit geekier over all - but we're always happy to be included!

    • @Skittenmeow
      @Skittenmeow 10 місяців тому +11

      @@Gildedmuse as a fellow pan, who thought she was bi, I'm definitely a geek/ nerd with hugely variable style choices. Big love your way !

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 10 місяців тому +9

      @@Skittenmeow Yeah, I know anecdotes isn't data but I feel like If I got together with every other pansexual I know, you wouldn't be sure if it was some kind of LGBT+ meet up or a mini Comic Con. Could go either way with that group, you'd say to yourself.
      "Actually we're doing both!"
      "Yeah, and we're also making a UA-cam video!"
      "And trading some cards!"
      And then you'd just walk away. What a weird group, you'd think.
      And you'd be right. And that's what makes us so great.

    • @Sprklngglassslipper
      @Sprklngglassslipper 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Gildedmuse as a pan woman myself, I feel this in my soul.

  • @DaveEllwood
    @DaveEllwood 10 місяців тому +218

    Russ is just happy that he gets to have arguments with himself about things you haven't actually said.😂

    • @kevenbassett7323
      @kevenbassett7323 10 місяців тому +8

      Well he's achieving an audience here. Generally i wouldn't endure so much vacuous snorting and grunting just in case a valid point emerges.

    • @dieSpinnt
      @dieSpinnt 10 місяців тому +9

      HEY! He said: "As a Christian ...". What does that even mean? Being a Christian makes him an expert for what? Comedy? Other Christians? Their Church? History? Jebus?
      It never gets old with these nuts:)
      But lets be serious, Dave: I, for example, have a heart. Which obviously makes me a specialist for "all things with hearts". Like heart surgery. ROTFL
      Hehehehe, have a nice weekend!:)

    • @dacianadays698
      @dacianadays698 10 місяців тому +6

      It's much easier to have an argument with something that you've made up then what someone is actually saying 😂

    • @DarinCo001
      @DarinCo001 10 місяців тому

      He does rather strike one as being like the fellow in the park shouting at the clouds.

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um 10 місяців тому

      Strawmen, fleshlights, bibles, same things to ever laboring with words Russ..
      Who no doubt jumped at the Armstrong bit because he remembered words from Alex Jones.

  • @garthvader9916
    @garthvader9916 4 місяці тому +3

    "Split a piece of wood and I am there, lift a stone and you will find me." Bugs when you lift their stone: 10:22

  • @eric2500
    @eric2500 Місяць тому +4

    The early models kept sinking until he standardized the cubits, of course! Ha ha ha ha!

  • @alessa_fenris
    @alessa_fenris 9 місяців тому +235

    I'm a trans woman from Missouri and I get to deal with people like this in the wild and they will go on rants like this either on UA-cam...or while waiting in line at Taco Bell. 🤦🏼‍♀️ They are always just itching for someone to listen to their nonsense

    • @avedic
      @avedic 8 місяців тому +46

      I deal with customers like that ALL the time at the independent bookstore I work at.
      And I've noticed something with very Christian very conservative almost always Trump supporting people: They have literally zero conception that the person they're speaking to....might not agree with them. They seem to have no sense of theory of mind; specifically minds not like their own. In their world, liberals and atheists are these scary characters in some far off land....but surely not the nice friendly person at their local bookstore. Why, THEY can't be liberal or non-religious....they seem intelligent and kind. Unfortunately, being on the clock....I tend to avoid revealing my true beliefs/worldview cuz....well, I like this job. Also it's almost more fun to let them think I'm one of them....cuz the THINGS THEY SAY to someone they think agrees with them. I mean....my god.

    • @Spaced0ut000
      @Spaced0ut000 8 місяців тому +17

      @@avedicwhy is that so true omfg😭

    • @misha5670
      @misha5670 8 місяців тому +16

      Greetings from a neighbor south of you in NW Arkansas. We have to put up with some of those people of course, but others are sincerely kind and supportive. Please know many of us 100% stand by your right to live your life as a unique and special individual. Oh and we think our govenor is an idiot! Best wishes, cheers.

    • @QuillC
      @QuillC 8 місяців тому +13

      ​@@avedic Such a good observation.

    • @thnecromaniac
      @thnecromaniac 8 місяців тому +4

      Ah, home.
      Same, but I'd be damned if I'd move to a state that calls itself lgbt friendly, cause they seem to not like some of the bill of rights...
      Besides, we actually have more of a say in our laws than other states.
      That being said, still overtly discriminatory towards us, which is just rude.

  • @henchmen999
    @henchmen999 10 місяців тому +70

    0:05 OMG! SHE ADMIT IT!

  • @jusuke1980
    @jusuke1980 5 місяців тому +3

    i can totally imagine this guy running errands and ranting on and on about the "inaccuracies" of your video to some random store clerk

  • @PiousPallasAthene
    @PiousPallasAthene 2 місяці тому +3

    Oh my goodness... The whiplash from someone being like "VAMPIRES ARENT REAL DUMBASS" to "well yeah there are demons and guardian angels hanging out with us" is ROUGH. Pick a lane maaaan be into the supernatural or don't!

  • @vorpal22
    @vorpal22 8 місяців тому +419

    As a gay guy who knew he was gay from a very young age (inkling at four, certain at seven), I love these, "I don't hate the sinner: I hate the sin."
    My response, "When it comes to Christianity, I don't hate the stupid: I hate the stupidity."
    Homosexuality is not a "lifestyle choice," nor can one be "groomed" into it.
    You know what is both a lifestyle choice and something that someone is often groomed into? Christianity.
    These people take life way TF too seriously. Get a prescription for alprazolam already, peeps. Life should be fun and rewarding, and not a sad and miserable exercise in judgment.

    • @CarlCoppinger
      @CarlCoppinger 8 місяців тому +23

      You said it brother.

    • @WhereIsPancakesHouse
      @WhereIsPancakesHouse 8 місяців тому +40

      When I hear people say homosexuality is a choice, I always respond, “Oh, so you could choose to be gay today and be perfectly happy with that decision.”

    • @silh3345
      @silh3345 7 місяців тому

      One theory I’ve seen a lot of people talk about that I think seems very possible is that those who say sexuality is a choice are actually bisexuals with internalized homophobia. They think it’s a choice because they themselves chose not to act on their same sex attraction and only act on their opposite sex attraction and now they think all people can choose who they’re attracted to.

    • @judyditmer2589
      @judyditmer2589 7 місяців тому +26

      “Lifestyle” is a stupid-ass word anyway, in every context. I don’t have a “lifestyle,” I just have a life. Normal people of any gender or sexual orientation or whatever are just living their lives. “Lifestyles” are for rich or otherwise privileged people who are putting on a show for other people they want to impress, or want to distinguish themselves as better than.

    • @Dragonmoon98
      @Dragonmoon98 7 місяців тому +9

      And regarding 'lifestyles,' the one people like Mr fun police in the video propose is one where you're expected to live your life as a punishment for a legendary noncrime that happened so far back that you wouldn't have been so much as a glancing thought at the time. It's a miserable excuse of a life that you have to be groomed to think is any way to live, that or break a number of rules just so you have some sliver of joy in life. (Also a lifestyle that in part undermines the supposed reason for Christ's death)

  • @MovieFanatic4500
    @MovieFanatic4500 10 місяців тому +146

    I grew up, being surrounded by people like Russ, and it makes me glad I'm an atheist now.

    • @hollandershomestead4481
      @hollandershomestead4481 10 місяців тому +4

      I was thinking the same thing!!!

    • @jamesbullo
      @jamesbullo 10 місяців тому +1

      Likewise

    • @sharimeline3077
      @sharimeline3077 10 місяців тому +6

      How did you survive and turn out to be one of us? Talk about starting with a handicap. Well done.

    • @izzyviridian1485
      @izzyviridian1485 10 місяців тому

      Closeted queer people who hold onto religion like their entire relationship with their toxic community is at stake and are heinous to out queer peoples?
      Yep, I know the type :(
      Is it ok that I do that? Call him out? He's hateful and spreading that hate which makes things more dangerous for everyone . . . and at this point in history it's so well known that the loudest haters have the most to hide - with homophobes, that's usually that they themselves are homophobic.

    • @dylans0630
      @dylans0630 10 місяців тому +3

      Religious fundamentalists with no sense of humor? Who also believe in ghosts?

  • @caprinespectre
    @caprinespectre Місяць тому +1

    tbh ghosts/demons living in the dimensional axises would make a sickass scifi concept

  • @Sanford047
    @Sanford047 12 днів тому +1

    He took it so hilariously seriously that i'm struggling to tell if it's just a shitpost

  • @psychopomp5636
    @psychopomp5636 9 місяців тому +244

    Emma: haha, vampires in the Bible.
    Russ: IT'S NOT REAL BLOOD OKAY YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING

    • @poolgool432
      @poolgool432 9 місяців тому +18

      He also ignores that a lot of churches including Catholics believe that during the Eucharist Wine and water are very literally (in the actual sense of this word) turned into Jesus blood and wine (Transsubstantiation)

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@poolgool432 I've never met a Catholic that believes it LITERALLY turns into anyones blood. xD They know it's symbolic.
      Then again, I don't really know US Catholics.

    • @poolgool432
      @poolgool432 9 місяців тому +3

      @@lethfuil Speaking of the individual believers yes, kinda (coming from the German Catholic perspective), the transfiguration in church dogma so technically the people taking it metaphorically are wrong. Most Protestant and Reformed churches are clear on it being figurative though

    • @stalfithrildi5366
      @stalfithrildi5366 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@poolgool432so figurative that Methodists invented grape juice so that it wasn't even non-Jesus it was non-alcoholic

    • @dmon728
      @dmon728 8 місяців тому

      @@poolgool432 I know protestant churches who strongly believe it's the blood of christ they are drinking, they even take offense when you say its symbolical

  • @scotthendrix9829
    @scotthendrix9829 10 місяців тому +208

    I'm not a Christian, but I am an academic who teaches and writes about Christianity. Emma, I've enjoyed your content for some time now. I think you and I get pushback for similar reasons, at times. We are both critical of fundamentalist Christianity, seeing it as poorly informed among other things. Thus, fundamentalists get upset, but well-informed and progressive Christians aren't going to get offended.

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 10 місяців тому +15

      I'd argue that modern christianity and fundamentalist christianity can be considerd different religions altogether

    • @livliveart
      @livliveart 10 місяців тому +14

      ​@@daanstrik4293The fundies would likely agree tbh, they tend to abide by "No True Scotsman" rules in my experience

  • @jibrilthethingart
    @jibrilthethingart 20 днів тому +2

    This dude is the pure definition of “Erm acktually ☝🏻🤓”

  • @deertrivia5672
    @deertrivia5672 5 місяців тому +3

    I am so annoyed that I did not know about you until just today, when for reasons known only to the algorithm, you appeared in my UA-cam feed. Your content is wonderful!
    And while I have nothing of value to add in terms of commentary, I have to say I love the idea of "Bible Supply Stores." It brings to mind an even more Conservative version of Hank Hill, selling "Bibles and Bible Accessories."

  • @RR_theproahole
    @RR_theproahole 9 місяців тому +142

    Him taking it so seriously is such a comedy gold in itself.

    • @Enirahtak8
      @Enirahtak8 9 місяців тому +23

      He's almost definitely autistic, or at least on the spectrum. Yeah, sure, he's an asshole, but I think autism and being raised in an extremist Christian community have given rise to the man that he is today. I just think autistic people are particularly susceptible to extremist beliefs and it makes me really sad. Also thankful that I, as an autistic person, didn't end up like him, considering I had a more flexible mindset and decent parenting and belief systems growing up.

    • @gazepskotzs4
      @gazepskotzs4 8 місяців тому +3

      pause M'kay

    • @Neville60001
      @Neville60001 6 місяців тому

      @@Enirahtak8, I'm on the spectrum myself (Aspergers) and I have _nothing_ against LGBT people, unlike this fool in this video of Emma's, nor am I suspectible to extremist beliefs.

  • @recursivedreamer3149
    @recursivedreamer3149 10 місяців тому +149

    Lol... Emma casually makes a joke about the bible code and then he spends an inordinate amount dissecting the entire thing like its the goddamn Davinci code... the man truly is a work of comedy in spite of how serious he is.

    • @andrewharper1609
      @andrewharper1609 10 місяців тому +7

      I read the Bible Code book when I was at university. It was basically someone using a wordsearch program that was a perfect example of the law of large numbers. It was a total waste of time. The DaVinci code was based on an amalgam of 3 conspiracy theory books that I had already read.
      The man is a work of comedy because of how serious he is.

    • @lovejoydk838
      @lovejoydk838 10 місяців тому +2

      He sure got tricked by something. Something hit to close to home. I think his video is more about his own insecurity, and he tries to hold on to his believes with his fingernails.
      His talk about demons got me thinking about, how come demons are not still around. His believes are based on a person able to remove demons. So what about demons after that person left earth?

    • @IRGeamer
      @IRGeamer 10 місяців тому +5

      Another example of horseshoe theory. He is so humourless that it wraps back around to become funny. Anti-humour.

    • @marineinrecovery1282
      @marineinrecovery1282 10 місяців тому +2

      The seriousness is part of the comedy routine hahahaha

    • @recursivedreamer3149
      @recursivedreamer3149 10 місяців тому +3

      @@lovejoydk838To be fair, the bible doesn't say Christ drove out every demon...At the same time I don't see demons. I do see people behaving badly and blaming their actions on demons.

  • @OtakuJuanma2
    @OtakuJuanma2 9 днів тому +2

    Guys like this is why schools need to teach how to make a summary and some basic skills in public speech.
    Listening to him is exasperating, and that's before you even pay attention to WHAT he is saying.

  • @1stCainite
    @1stCainite 8 місяців тому +2

    Given his first comment about vampires in fiction, I am not sure Russ understands that fiction is written as ... fiction, not as a representation of what the author thinks is true.

  • @antisocialxconstruct
    @antisocialxconstruct 10 місяців тому +90

    This is sort of weirdly fascinating because I feel like most of the time, when men make a show of "debating" or "debunking" a woman who is very clearly making a joke, it's done in bad faith because all they really want to do is performatively act like women are nonsensical and stupid. This guy really seems to genuinely think he's adding important context and clarification to the discussion. The severity with which he talks about vampires not being real feels like he is really seriously worried about there being people who don't know that.

    • @clown134
      @clown134 10 місяців тому +18

      he is very comforted by telling himself vampires aren't real, on top of demons and ghosts, having to worry about vampires would just be too much

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 10 місяців тому +4

      If vampires were real he'd totally be one of the blood donors

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 10 місяців тому +2

      @@falconeshield
      Yeah. Dude is weak sauce.

    • @stinkypino
      @stinkypino 10 місяців тому +3

      dude your pfp is so nostalgic

    • @AmySavage6
      @AmySavage6 10 місяців тому +3

      An additional layer of strange is the assumed expertise of these randos. Who is this dude and why would his "debunking" be worth a damn.

  • @siximpossiblethings6388
    @siximpossiblethings6388 10 місяців тому +38

    Oh this hurts. Every response can be boiled down to "Stop having fun."

  • @Onio_Saiyan
    @Onio_Saiyan 10 днів тому +2

    “Next you’re going to tell me the muppets aren’t real.” They had better be real! I have faith in Kermit and pals! :) 🐸

  • @fleetingselfconfidence612
    @fleetingselfconfidence612 12 днів тому +1

    him talking about the last supper makes me want to see a literal version with everyone consuming the flesh of jesus all zombie like

  • @The0ldg0at
    @The0ldg0at 9 місяців тому +55

    I had a joke for anti lesbian guys on forums.
    "Why are you so emotionally against lesbians? Did your wife ran away with a lesbian while you were in prison?"
    They usually don't know what to answer first. That their wife didn't ran away or that they never went to prison.

    • @peterpan408
      @peterpan408 8 місяців тому +4

      Yes, he answered vacuously.
      Which element(s) of the question were vacuous remained ambiguous. 🤔

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 6 місяців тому +4

      Mind if I steal this? Because I wanna see the result hehe

  • @nycstreetpoet
    @nycstreetpoet 10 місяців тому +236

    Russ pines tragically for Emma but she’s a “lesbian” and he can’t reconcile his crush on a “sinner” so he does the only thing he knows how to do: attack. It’s like when a kid hits another kid because they like that kid.

    • @dylans0630
      @dylans0630 10 місяців тому +17

      He’s a Tsundere 😂

    • @kyrroti
      @kyrroti 10 місяців тому +23

      Judge Frollo be like.

    • @jeffmason7013
      @jeffmason7013 10 місяців тому +5

      This is precisely it.

    • @SeattleScotty
      @SeattleScotty 10 місяців тому +5

      @@jeffmason7013 How could it be anything else? Why would you even choose this channel to make commentary on? It's not even that well-known.

    • @AnthroposGames
      @AnthroposGames 10 місяців тому +2

      Exactly. It’s personal for him and all in his head.

  • @comicbrandon
    @comicbrandon 3 місяці тому +2

    forgive me if this is out of line but you're definitely among the top ten most adorable pagan lesbian demons on the platform. good work, thank you for contributing.

  • @eldonstrackeii7892
    @eldonstrackeii7892 4 місяці тому +2

    Sounds like someone's subconscious is trying to justify his creeper infatuation.

  • @skepticdank1121
    @skepticdank1121 10 місяців тому +57

    When I need to do some high IQ research on ghosts, I like to watch a team of frat boys go into a spooky building with some broken electronics to yell into the dark until they scare the shit out of themselves.

    • @jimgillert20
      @jimgillert20 10 місяців тому +14

      Filmed in green night vision color.

    • @andrewblanchard2398
      @andrewblanchard2398 10 місяців тому +8

      hey , when I was a kid
      we watched a
      HIPPIE & a TALKING DOG
      INVESTIGATE
      ghosts & monsters

    • @laikapupkino1767
      @laikapupkino1767 10 місяців тому +5

      @@andrewblanchard2398 ~ Rah rooh ridding me?

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 10 місяців тому +2

      When I want to get some expertise on ghosts, I'll write a line to Bill Murrey.

  • @georgemallard7116
    @georgemallard7116 10 місяців тому +109

    I would pay actual money to watch a TV drama featuring Emma and Russ as a mismatched crime-fighting duo.

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 10 місяців тому +14

      Or "Russ and Emma do Americia" during election 2024 lol.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 10 місяців тому +35

      "It was murder Russ."
      "No Emma, it was clearly a vampire. You can see the holes on the neck."
      "...Russ those are moles."
      "NO."

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 10 місяців тому +20

      Emma: "I'm on a seafood diet Russ, I see food and I eat it."
      Russ: "That's very unhealthy Emma."

    • @Slayerlord13
      @Slayerlord13 10 місяців тому +14

      @@falconeshield Or alternatively, "Russ, those are bullet holes!"
      "No, we've clearly got a giant nephilim vampire on our hands! We have to be careful!"

    • @JDPwatching
      @JDPwatching 10 місяців тому +1

      I don't know.... you just KNOW that the series finale would have Russ lose his faith in a soul-crushing epiphany and then immediately afterwards Emma would get all crazy born-again.
      I'll pass, thank you. 🤔🫤

  • @flameheart87
    @flameheart87 5 днів тому

    The silence in "😐no, it is prohibited by god", with just the white noise kills me.