That's my wife's cousin, I busted out laughing when I came across the body cam footage lmfao 😂😂😂 I saw this at 2am and immediately woke her ass up and couldn't stop laughing.
Her life hasn't improved and no one liked her to begin with. So it's extra icing on the cake. 😂 lots of addicts in Wisconsin, if you don't already know 😂.
@@MrDemoney03 yeah, just like with stoners they say the weed chills them out and they can focus the alcohol chills me out and slows down time, it really helps my driving, I can only focus on the lines so I stay perfectly in my lane
@@grimmpoetics313 What you said is the same as saying "only 20% of balloons that spontaneously pop are red." It ignores all nuance, considering there are far more people driving sober than drunk.
Had a lady in front of me in the drive thru at mcdonalds acting really weird and wouldnt respond to the worker get up and out of the car and left on foot. They started directing the line around the car when we realized she left her baby in the car. Mcdonalds called the police and me and another lady went to make sure baby was alive and ok (she was fine and looked 6 to 8 months old). The car reeked of alcohol and had an alcohol meter in it from having previous duis it required her to blow to check her levels while in the drive thru and when she didnt pass the car would no longer drive. I dont know if she forgot she had the baby with her or if she planned to go get someone and come back for the baby but when police arrived they said she lived nearby and when she got home without the baby her husband called the baby in missing immediately and she took off walking again. Poor baby was cold the lady who checked on her with me found a baby jacket in her car she had just bought for one of her kids with tags still on it and we put that on the baby till cps could get there and determine if she was going home to dad or not. I think about it every time i drive past that mcdonalds and its been almost 5 years now since it happened. I really hope the judge threw the book at the mom i cant imagine drinking and putting other people at risk like that.
My dad’s rule when teaching me to drive - “when in doubt, get out”. Not sure how close you are? Get out and check. Think you drove over something? Get out and check. Not sure how much farther you need to back up. Get out and check. Think you popped a tire on that last pothole? GET OUT AND CHECK! In a safe spot of course. And obviously don’t drive if you’re not fully with it. Taking new meds, tired, emotional, distracted? Pull over, call someone / calm down etc. Safety first!
As a Wisconsinite I already knew this was gonna be in Wisconsin from the title. We are known for our cheese, our football, our farms, and our completely unhinged drunk police cam videos. Welcome to Wisconsin ❤
Hail and well met, fellow Wisconsinite! Sadly, I don't participate in our state pastimes of functioning alcoholism and drunk driving. I do enjoy the bodycam footage of those of our fellow Wisconsinites who do, though. Also, I'm lactose intolerant, which is messed up when you live in the middle of Dairy Country, lol. I just don't fit in in Wisconsin. 😅
@EchoSappho also depends some places they'll still arrest you. I've had friends that put them on top of their rear tires and cops would still give them a little trouble. Which is a weird thing to zero in on but what do I know? I'm just a civilian.
This is a personal item that his wife made for him. I don't think he's going to sell copies of it. It's a super legendary item that only he possesses. =-)
Revolting. I attended UW Madison and three of my friends were killed by a drunk driver on their way to a concert in Milwaukee. The man who did it got an 18 month sentence and was out in 11 months. WTF???
@@JasonS-eo7shdid you see the vid of the girl who killed a mother and daughter and she was just not getting it. She was more worried about getting her car back to go to school. She got 14 years ago for plowing over two pedestrians. 🤬 🤬 🤬
@@feraltaco4783 Wisconsin is awful. The Tavern League is all powerful there. Wisconsin was the last state to move its' drinking age to 21. They fought it for years. As I said on another post, recently in Wisconsin a woman with her 2 year old in the car struck and killed an elderly man and his dog. It was her 3rd DUI yet the Wisconsin judge only gave her 11 months in jail with work release privileges. The interview with the widow was devastating to watch. She couldn't understand how her husband's wife was only worth 11 months.
As, yes. Fon du Lac. In Wisconsin, functioning alcoholism and drunk driving are state pastimes. We really need more stringent laws against drunk driving, but then the professional sector might be at risk when too many of them are in jail at the same time, so they decided against it. 🙄
Remind me of getting my speeding ticket in Illinois. Which was on the border of Wisconsin. When I went to court for it, I had two guys behind me complaining that it was cheaper to get a DUI ticket in Wisconsin than the speeding ticket in Illinois.
We had a cashier at the grocery store refuse to sell us root beer one time. I had to ask for a manager before they actually looked at what was on the belt.
Had one cashier refuse to sell my mom wine because I was present and he "didn't have a guarantee that I wouldn't be drinking it." Even though you could clearly tell by the rest of the groceries that my mom was grocery shopping and the wine was for her. (If anything the chocolate milk on the line was for me.) Had another one that made me (again when it was clearly groceries with my mom shopping) promise and swear on god (not religious myself but I also thought that was a no no, so maybe I'm wrong) that I wouldn't be drinking, TWICE before she would sell my mom her damn wine.
@@detectivecrimson7539yea, had a cashier refuse to sell my grandma lotto tickets because she asked my opinion on them. Not which one I wanted, which one I thought she should get!
I moved out to Wisconsin a year ago from Texas and lord Jesus the amount of people out here with at least 1 dui/owi is remarkable. I'm truly disgusted by it and HATE driving out here. 💔
I just wanna say I have loved Mary and Ken since I was a young girl on UA-cam. Mary is such a lovely women and Ken is a good man! Looked up to you guys and it's great to watch you flourish and grow
It gets real quiet and you can feel the gears in their head turning trying to work out wtf just happened as sobriety starts to creep in lol. Then sometimes tears as guilt floods in and a few just keep that same anger and double down with a strange kind of confidence. Been to the drunk tank a time or two and been in holding at the psychiatric ward 😂
The reaction depends on the person. I've known people who were very embarrassed and apologetic, and other people who doubled down on their behavior and tell God and all about why the police were wrong to "harass" them. I also knew a couple who just kept their mouths shut and gtfo'd the police station asap. My great uncle was one of the second type. I was also a Wisconsin cab driver for a couple of years and heard a lot of stories.
@@totallytravicious the telltale sign has nothing to do with the quality of their roads, its more so that one of wisconsins biggest past times is getting beyond pissed drunk and driving lmaaooo
Well, having lived in Fond du Lac for a time on my mis spent early adult life, thatbwould indeed be a perfect sign. People up there in the Northwoods are a little off. I think its its the 7 months of frozen wasteland they endure each year.
@@feraltaco4783 I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that you are both self-observing in these situations, meaning that I don't believe either of you. Try not to harm anybody innocent with your lovely hobbies.
@@Lord_Shadowfang it doesn't matter if you believe me. I'm speaking as a recovering alcoholic. I could throw down. I never once ever drove after alcohol touched my lips though.
@@feraltaco4783 It always cracks me up when people are like "prove it!" in the yt comments like there's anything you could possibly do that would do so. XD
One time i was at work, i worked on a school bus at the time as a bus monitor, and me ans the sriver just watched as a truck driving on all 4 rims slowly drove by. We were just jaw dropped. It was sparking and slow with that scraping sound and all. 4 rims. No tires at all.
My sister once drove with three tires without noticing. She was completely sober and my dad was baffled. And yes we know she was sober cause she was coming back from work and she is the type who hesitates to drive a vehicle even after one drink.
I knew a guy who got drunk, robbed a liquor store with no vehicle. The nearest car was up on block with two tires missing. He took it on a very sparky getaway. He spent 4 years in prison and was a great guy after he quit drinking. A wise man.
Exactly. Having sex with people you barely know is easy if you don't care about forming an actual relationship. And he was paying for it too. Or his mother was. Who do you think bought her the alcohol? She's pathetic, as are many humans.
@@cortanatheai6103 and it didn't stop her from getting drunk, ad sitting her worthless ass behind a wheel before that suspension was over. She's too stupid to learn, and should therefore be reminded that driving is a PRIVILEGE not a right. She does not deserve that privilege or sympathy.
@@klumsyninja9073 technically she shouldnt be charged with that, of course. but on a principle level, she basically could have killed multiple people with her reckless disregard for her own and everyone else's lives.
I don't think she actually ran over anything. What really happened was she gave that tire the same look she gave in her mug shot and it exploded out of fear
There’s a difference between blowing a 0.08 and being obliterated. Never once in my life have I been this drunk and thought, ah yes let’s go for a drive! I’m very aware that if I can’t walk, I definitely can’t drive 🥴
yall i love these law and crime network videos!! pls do the teacher who came to the first day drunk - body cam footage is highly entertaining esp with you guys commentating on it!
I saw someone driving on their rim on a highway, came on the on ramp to my right and I heard the noise, and they were weaving through traffic speeding up, I honestly couldn’t believe it. Called 911 for only the second time in my life, and as I came down the bridge the car was in the trees. Crazy.
“But you are just so beautiful I want to share you with everybody” 🥹🥹🥹🫶🏻the love! Yall stop being so cute you are making me realize how abysmal my life is lol! 😂Relationship goals. ❤❤❤
I drove too buzzed once because my ex spouse argued me into it. Never again. I would sit my happy ass in the car drinking water for two hours if needed and he would be pissed every time, but I told him if he has a problem he can get a license and be sober otherwise I’m gonna enjoy myself, and then drive safe, the end.
She said “ trust me , I have seen more than this outside my house” I have no clue as to what that means other than she probably doesn’t live in a good neighborhood.
I thought she said sadly I have drank since being out of my house. Implying she started drinking at home and went out to drink more elsewhere and they just happened to notice her when she was almost home because her car was shooting sparks
She drank Wiscosibly and now she has to face the Wisconsiquences.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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IRRwisconsibly* 😬😇👍
@@TolinaSapphire4444 Nah they drink a lot here XD
@@Sclasspsycho Yeah but Wisconsinites think responsible drinking is more drinking than most other places anyway. Former Wisconsinite here.
That's my wife's cousin, I busted out laughing when I came across the body cam footage lmfao 😂😂😂
I saw this at 2am and immediately woke her ass up and couldn't stop laughing.
Has she always been like this? 😂
Does ur wife have a good relationship with the cousin or is she the family slapstick character
No! 😂 That must've been a hilarious jump scare. So does this mean you weren't surprised in a way? Is she known for this stuff?
Sure you are
Her life hasn't improved and no one liked her to begin with. So it's extra icing on the cake. 😂 lots of addicts in Wisconsin, if you don't already know 😂.
Remember, kids. Don't drive:
- Tired
- Tireless
do drive drunk though
@@hh4216fall these drunk crashes making a bad name for us drivers
Yea fr I drank and drove hundreds of times and only wrecked, totaled my car and fucked my life up for years ONCE!
Skill😎
@@MrDemoney03 yeah, just like with stoners they say the weed chills them out and they can focus the alcohol chills me out and slows down time, it really helps my driving, I can only focus on the lines so I stay perfectly in my lane
For how drunk she was, she still used her turn signal...
I swear that's too difficult for half the sober drivers 😭🙏
It's the little things that give you away man
For how drunk she acted, I didn't believe she was only .19
Something sober drivers struggle with. 🤦🏼♀️
@vitricewashington6510 well you have to interact her being a small person
"But Im a small person, do you guys take that into account?"
Actually YOU have to take that into account when drinking !!!!
"But you're just so beautiful, I want to share you with everyone" 😭 they are so sweet to each other, Ken and Mary are couple goals honestly.
Definitely marriage goals! 😻
They are definitely meant to be together ❤
i know right!??? how absolutely ADORABLE
Marriage goals forreals 💕💕🙌🏾🙌🏾
Pshhh. He won't even buy the poor woman a chair!
(Joking obviously, but had to clarify because some people will take it serious lol)
I’m not as drunk as I am. Then she proceeds to suck the life out of the breathalyzer
Right?! 🤣 🤣 🤣
She thought she was hitting a vape 😂😂😂
The breast implants imploded the front fender.
I thought she said "Youre not as drunk as I am" to the cop lol
right! lmao
what i wanna know is howd they get a 0.19 reading from her when she practically inhaled the devices battery power 💀
' I'm not as drunk as I am ' 🤣
No one is as drunk as she is!
@@BiologyBabenot even herself lol
@@IsabelBertolet-Casas 😂😂
Shes not just drunk, she's drunk to the point of listing every stereotype drunk
I like the way her “five-head” was blinking on & off with the cop’s lights.
At least she was respectful "what can Idoforyou sir?"
For a little bit anyway
I hate drunk drivers with a passion!
But...
There's just something about her that made me think even sober she may not be the best driver. 😂
I'm getting that feeling too. 😂
Just so you know drunk driving does not cause most vehicle fatalities
@@grimmpoetics313 What you said is the same as saying "only 20% of balloons that spontaneously pop are red." It ignores all nuance, considering there are far more people driving sober than drunk.
@@grimmpoetics313fun fact 100% of drunk drivers shouldn’t be driving 🎉❤
@@honeybun3492 agreed but neither should people who are sleepy or can't not look at their phone
Had a lady in front of me in the drive thru at mcdonalds acting really weird and wouldnt respond to the worker get up and out of the car and left on foot. They started directing the line around the car when we realized she left her baby in the car. Mcdonalds called the police and me and another lady went to make sure baby was alive and ok (she was fine and looked 6 to 8 months old). The car reeked of alcohol and had an alcohol meter in it from having previous duis it required her to blow to check her levels while in the drive thru and when she didnt pass the car would no longer drive. I dont know if she forgot she had the baby with her or if she planned to go get someone and come back for the baby but when police arrived they said she lived nearby and when she got home without the baby her husband called the baby in missing immediately and she took off walking again. Poor baby was cold the lady who checked on her with me found a baby jacket in her car she had just bought for one of her kids with tags still on it and we put that on the baby till cps could get there and determine if she was going home to dad or not. I think about it every time i drive past that mcdonalds and its been almost 5 years now since it happened. I really hope the judge threw the book at the mom i cant imagine drinking and putting other people at risk like that.
Holy shit.
Omg
"I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES!"
I can tell... 😂
She really didn't need to tell us. 😂😂😂
Fr 😂 she's not special
@@obokengm788 Yeah. So do I but I don't drink and drive or blame everyone else for my stupidity. 😬
Same! But at least when I'm working on taking myself out I don't try to take others out with me. Pathetic.
The way she got cut off when the cop just shut the door on her lmao!!
“What seems to be the Officer, problem?” Drunk Lady
South Park Poggies.
My dad’s rule when teaching me to drive - “when in doubt, get out”. Not sure how close you are? Get out and check. Think you drove over something? Get out and check. Not sure how much farther you need to back up. Get out and check. Think you popped a tire on that last pothole? GET OUT AND CHECK! In a safe spot of course. And obviously don’t drive if you’re not fully with it. Taking new meds, tired, emotional, distracted? Pull over, call someone / calm down etc. Safety first!
When the world's gone mad, glad Dane and Ken are still out here 🩷
real, these videos are such a comfort for me
@@ursa2766
Good to see videos about regular, sane folks.
A good captain man’s his ship as it sinks. lol
12:07 perfect 😂 “im not as drunk as i am!”
Print some T-shirts
As a Wisconsinite I already knew this was gonna be in Wisconsin from the title. We are known for our cheese, our football, our farms, and our completely unhinged drunk police cam videos. Welcome to Wisconsin ❤
Well the whole UA-cam channel they are watching does nothing but Wisconsin police videos lol
Hail and well met, fellow Wisconsinite! Sadly, I don't participate in our state pastimes of functioning alcoholism and drunk driving. I do enjoy the bodycam footage of those of our fellow Wisconsinites who do, though. Also, I'm lactose intolerant, which is messed up when you live in the middle of Dairy Country, lol. I just don't fit in in Wisconsin. 😅
used to live in the midwest. not wisconsin, but this reminded me of my childhood
Y'all really do have the best cheese, I drove southern IA for some cheese. It was worth it!
That 70's show ❤
If I was fucked up drunk like that, I would literally just sleep in the car, sure it's dangerous but it's safer than whatever the hell she's doing
Make sure you put the keys in the glove box.
If they are on your person they can arrest you for INTENT to drive drunk.
@jilbertb Would it help to sleep in the back seat instead of the driver 's seat? To show you have no intention of driving while drunk?
@@EchoSappho Yes!
@EchoSappho also depends some places they'll still arrest you. I've had friends that put them on top of their rear tires and cops would still give them a little trouble. Which is a weird thing to zero in on but what do I know? I'm just a civilian.
@@jilbertb Even better, put them in the trunk, get in the back, and lock your doors.
Also, that shirt needs to be sold as merchandise
I’d buy that! 😂
I'd buy one for sure 😂
I was just about to comment this!!!! Please Ken sell these t-shirts
Agreeeeeeeed
This is a personal item that his wife made for him. I don't think he's going to sell copies of it. It's a super legendary item that only he possesses. =-)
Fun fact: according to the WI DOT in 2022, a person is injured or killed due to drunk driving every 2.3 hours in WI.
Revolting. I attended UW Madison and three of my friends were killed by a drunk driver on their way to a concert in Milwaukee. The man who did it got an 18 month sentence and was out in 11 months. WTF???
Good Lord. What is going on there?!
@@JasonS-eo7shdid you see the vid of the girl who killed a mother and daughter and she was just not getting it. She was more worried about getting her car back to go to school. She got 14 years ago for plowing over two pedestrians. 🤬 🤬 🤬
@@feraltaco4783 Wisconsin is awful. The Tavern League is all powerful there. Wisconsin was the last state to move its' drinking age to 21. They fought it for years. As I said on another post, recently in Wisconsin a woman with her 2 year old in the car struck and killed an elderly man and his dog. It was her 3rd DUI yet the Wisconsin judge only gave her 11 months in jail with work release privileges. The interview with the widow was devastating to watch. She couldn't understand how her husband's wife was only worth 11 months.
@@JasonS-eo7sh is this new or are we just hearing about it more?
As, yes. Fon du Lac. In Wisconsin, functioning alcoholism and drunk driving are state pastimes. We really need more stringent laws against drunk driving, but then the professional sector might be at risk when too many of them are in jail at the same time, so they decided against it. 🙄
Because of people like her that we lose family members!
🤬
Lost my mom because of a dude.
Lost a family member too.
That street fighter joke 😂🤣 Dane on point as usual
“…North Fond du Lac, WI…” God dang it! We’re the Florida of the Midwest, I swear. smdh
Florida is the basement of the south. We’re the attic of the Midwest.
Is Ohio the living room?
@@kiwikylie14😂
@@tiffbeevachou108😂
The second I heard "open can of budweiser in the car" i was like yep.. this is my state.. smh
She looks exactly like someone who drinks Bud. 🤣
That or stl people still drink it here
Remind me of getting my speeding ticket in Illinois. Which was on the border of Wisconsin. When I went to court for it, I had two guys behind me complaining that it was cheaper to get a DUI ticket in Wisconsin than the speeding ticket in Illinois.
"she pleaded guilty to a no contest plea"? think the narrator has had a drink too
Who doesn't forget a tire from time to time?
We had a cashier at the grocery store refuse to sell us root beer one time. I had to ask for a manager before they actually looked at what was on the belt.
Had one cashier refuse to sell my mom wine because I was present and he "didn't have a guarantee that I wouldn't be drinking it." Even though you could clearly tell by the rest of the groceries that my mom was grocery shopping and the wine was for her. (If anything the chocolate milk on the line was for me.)
Had another one that made me (again when it was clearly groceries with my mom shopping) promise and swear on god (not religious myself but I also thought that was a no no, so maybe I'm wrong) that I wouldn't be drinking, TWICE before she would sell my mom her damn wine.
@@detectivecrimson7539yea, had a cashier refuse to sell my grandma lotto tickets because she asked my opinion on them. Not which one I wanted, which one I thought she should get!
"you wearing a shirt with you?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dane
I moved out to Wisconsin a year ago from Texas and lord Jesus the amount of people out here with at least 1 dui/owi is remarkable. I'm truly disgusted by it and HATE driving out here. 💔
I grew up here and yeah, almost every adult I’ve ever met has 1 or has driven under the influence. I have lost 3 people in my life to drunk drivers.
I just wanna say I have loved Mary and Ken since I was a young girl on UA-cam. Mary is such a lovely women and Ken is a good man! Looked up to you guys and it's great to watch you flourish and grow
As a bartender that's totally the im going to throw up look 🤣
I’m retired and sometimes I feel down - and then I watched your show, and I was in hysterics, thank you for giving me a much-needed good laugh!
6:35 "check the trunk" 😂😂
That took me out. 🤣 🤣 🤣
That took me out. 🤣 🤣 🤣
Wouldn't surprise me if he was in the trunk she gives crazy vibes
@@CoryTheesfeld no doubt 😂
I wish they would show their reaction when they sober up. Cant imagine how that would feel knowing you were an absolute nightmare while drunk
It's a horrible feeling.
It gets real quiet and you can feel the gears in their head turning trying to work out wtf just happened as sobriety starts to creep in lol. Then sometimes tears as guilt floods in and a few just keep that same anger and double down with a strange kind of confidence. Been to the drunk tank a time or two and been in holding at the psychiatric ward 😂
The reaction depends on the person. I've known people who were very embarrassed and apologetic, and other people who doubled down on their behavior and tell God and all about why the police were wrong to "harass" them. I also knew a couple who just kept their mouths shut and gtfo'd the police station asap. My great uncle was one of the second type. I was also a Wisconsin cab driver for a couple of years and heard a lot of stories.
I love you and Mary’s relationship 🥰
What he said about wanting to show her off to everyone was cute
They are one of those couples that give me faith. They are for lifers!!!
That cop sounds exactly like Steve Wilkos
15:42 is it just me, or does she sound like a GPS voice that's just depressed and done with giving directions? 😂😂😂
Downloading this at work to watch at home later. No power with the hurricane. So these videos keep me entertained!
Take care out there!
No power but you still have to work? 😮
@@haley746Waffle House never closes. EVER
stay safe💚
@@That_Son_Ofa_Itch even Waffle Houses are boarded up in some areas. Tells you how bad it is.
I noticed the shirt with her cosplays on it in your last video! I was like "HEY WAIT A SECOND" super cool to know she made those for you :)
1:05 i thought he was gonna say the telltale sign was that it was in Wisconsin.
Same! 😂 Especially in Fond du Lac
Bro same. Like the roads there are THAT bad or something lmao
@@totallytravicious the telltale sign has nothing to do with the quality of their roads, its more so that one of wisconsins biggest past times is getting beyond pissed drunk and driving lmaaooo
Well, having lived in Fond du Lac for a time on my mis spent early adult life, thatbwould indeed be a perfect sign. People up there in the Northwoods are a little off. I think its its the 7 months of frozen wasteland they endure each year.
@@ziggylegion1604and dont forget fond du lac has casinos everywhere. Alcohol and gambling just feed each other and people get stupid.
The fact she even remembered how to start a car in that state is amazing. she is WACKED.
3:00 “I feel God in this Chili’s tonight”
1:40 Bud did that?
I do not think I could physically drink Budweiser fast enough to get that drunk.
Me either! I could toss back a LOT but it took whiskey to get me even close to that wasted.
@@feraltaco4783 I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that you are both self-observing in these situations, meaning that I don't believe either of you. Try not to harm anybody innocent with your lovely hobbies.
@Lord_Shadowfang They talk about being as drunk as her, not drunk and driving. I have been in that state before but never, ever behind the wheel.
@@Lord_Shadowfang it doesn't matter if you believe me. I'm speaking as a recovering alcoholic. I could throw down. I never once ever drove after alcohol touched my lips though.
@@feraltaco4783 It always cracks me up when people are like "prove it!" in the yt comments like there's anything you could possibly do that would do so. XD
For PBT (Portible Breath Test) 1.0 is %100 alcohol in the blood, .19 means %19 alcohol in the blood.
One time i was at work, i worked on a school bus at the time as a bus monitor, and me ans the sriver just watched as a truck driving on all 4 rims slowly drove by. We were just jaw dropped. It was sparking and slow with that scraping sound and all. 4 rims. No tires at all.
im sorry but all i could imaginr was the truck just going "beep beep"
11:44 Doing the stanky leg during a traffic stop is wild.😂😂
4:06 I felt the fourth wall break as I sat here, watching CTK, in my old navy fleece😳
100% this cop knew immediatley she way to intoxicated and hes just having her do the whole sobriety test just for laughs lol
My sister once drove with three tires without noticing. She was completely sober and my dad was baffled. And yes we know she was sober cause she was coming back from work and she is the type who hesitates to drive a vehicle even after one drink.
I knew a guy who got drunk, robbed a liquor store with no vehicle. The nearest car was up on block with two tires missing. He took it on a very sparky getaway. He spent 4 years in prison and was a great guy after he quit drinking. A wise man.
You need Dane Tazem shirts double tazem 😂
I’d buy that merch
15:14 she was gonna be single already whenever she pulls up in the driveway with a car looking like that😂
15:41 Or when her boyfriend hears her say THAT in the video!
Danes Street Fighter line laid me out 😂😭
No job, no license, an alcoholic...still has a boyfriend though.
Exactly. Having sex with people you barely know is easy if you don't care about forming an actual relationship. And he was paying for it too. Or his mother was. Who do you think bought her the alcohol? She's pathetic, as are many humans.
Boyfriend is prob similar, that tends to be the case
it’s easier for women to manipulate their way into relationships
She should lose her license forever, and be charged with attempted murder.
She did have her license suspended the year before
@@cortanatheai6103 and it didn't stop her from getting drunk, ad sitting her worthless ass behind a wheel before that suspension was over.
She's too stupid to learn, and should therefore be reminded that driving is a PRIVILEGE not a right. She does not deserve that privilege or sympathy.
Attempted murder with no victim?
@@klumsyninja9073 technically she shouldnt be charged with that, of course. but on a principle level, she basically could have killed multiple people with her reckless disregard for her own and everyone else's lives.
I don't think she actually ran over anything. What really happened was she gave that tire the same look she gave in her mug shot and it exploded out of fear
😖👍🏾
“Before we know anything about her, let me judge her-“ 💀🤣🤣 me lmao
0.19 is incredibly high. She's approaching black-out drunk.
I would not be able to keep a straight face as a cop in this situation😂😂😂😂😂😂
There’s a difference between blowing a 0.08 and being obliterated. Never once in my life have I been this drunk and thought, ah yes let’s go for a drive! I’m very aware that if I can’t walk, I definitely can’t drive 🥴
Yooooo. Buffs "Kick the car" ref still has me in stitches!!! Also amazing edit too!
Her name's Samara? Bruh she just popped out of the ring movie sloshed
I'm from that town and she does this alot and all they do is have her sober up in the hospital and let her go again
Wow really???
Street fighter bonus level was hilarious!!😂
I freaking LOVE Dane. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
0:20 tell me your the main character without telling me 😂❤😂❤😂
Well it was a gift
@@Londie9173 well it was a joke
She's got that 3-wheel drive lol
0:41 “but you’re so beautiful “
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"I am a little tosicated, yes" 😂
yall i love these law and crime network videos!! pls do the teacher who came to the first day drunk - body cam footage is highly entertaining esp with you guys commentating on it!
She went to the 🌶️ Chilis and got her a triple dipper combo and 17 Busch lights 😂
"Im not as drunk as I am" 😂🤣💀
18:24 I can't stop laughing... It hurts 🤣😂
9:10 😂😂😂😂 Dane's laugh is so contagious hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
I'm having a rough morning. This video just made my day. Thanks Ken and Buff ❤
These cops were so professional, major respect. I imagine they gotta see A LOT. I think they handled it well despite the shit show.
I heard the one having fun and having a hard time holding back his giggles, but I don’t fault him, this shit was funny. Hopefully she gets help.
_"I am a LITTLE 'tossicated."_
Are ya?
chick almost pulled the "I'm a neurodivergent minor!" card
I saw someone driving on their rim on a highway, came on the on ramp to my right and I heard the noise, and they were weaving through traffic speeding up, I honestly couldn’t believe it. Called 911 for only the second time in my life, and as I came down the bridge the car was in the trees. Crazy.
“But you are just so beautiful I want to share you with everybody” 🥹🥹🥹🫶🏻the love! Yall stop being so cute you are making me realize how abysmal my life is lol! 😂Relationship goals. ❤❤❤
I've been hate watching these for awhile now, and it's so cool that you found them too!
The number of people from Wisconsin in these comments saying this is normal is crazy 😭 gosh dang y’all stay safe out there!
Yeah it's true! I am from Wisconsin we drink a lot here. If you look up the 10 top drunkest cities in the U.S. 7/10 are in Wisconsin. 😬
@@katienelson8790 that’s okay, I just looked up Iowa, we’re the #2 drunkest state 😭😂 Go Midwest 🍻
Dane’s laugh really makes my bad day better! ❤
Come on Ken, Mary is to good to you, GET HER A DANG CHAIR!😊
Mary is just a jack of all trades, that shirt looks amazing! If she doesn’t already design merch she should!
Ngl, her hair kinda slays
This was one of the funniest videos you guys have done lately- thanks for the laugh while at work 😂
"Check the trunk!" got me 😂😂😂
Oh that shirt is AWESOME! Great job, Mary! 🫶🏻
Great merch idea, honestly!
I drove too buzzed once because my ex spouse argued me into it. Never again. I would sit my happy ass in the car drinking water for two hours if needed and he would be pissed every time, but I told him if he has a problem he can get a license and be sober otherwise I’m gonna enjoy myself, and then drive safe, the end.
Wild that Usa is 0.08% while Australia is 0.05%
We have 0.02% in Sweden.
You know you're drunk if you don't realize you have no tire.
Thanks for helping me with my housework
“Is this a vape” 😅😅😅 sure sweetie
The judgment is comedy gold and should always be part of the videoes
What up Buffy!? Those tires do be doing that.
She said “ trust me , I have seen more than this outside my house” I have no clue as to what that means other than she probably doesn’t live in a good neighborhood.
I thought she said sadly I have drank since being out of my house. Implying she started drinking at home and went out to drink more elsewhere and they just happened to notice her when she was almost home because her car was shooting sparks
Lmfaooo "I'm not as dwrunk as I am" 💀 12:05 baby girl, dont drive like this‼️
Thank you for helping me wake up everyday :)