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  • Опубліковано 17 вер 2013
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  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 3 роки тому +507

    Will Forte's vacuous expression in these is priceless. Epitome of the expression "The lights are on, but nobody's home"

    • @KimberlyBishh
      @KimberlyBishh Рік тому +8

      Well said! I kept thinking the car is running but no one's behind the wheel lolol

    • @arthurwg4898
      @arthurwg4898 Рік тому +1

      What

    • @mannymistakesin8353
      @mannymistakesin8353 Рік тому

      Stellar vocabulary, just a plethora of sat words. I bet you a smart mfr

    • @ginarichards6307
      @ginarichards6307 6 місяців тому

      That expression is how I feel every hour of every day.😂

  • @doggonepointgooddogbacking3248
    @doggonepointgooddogbacking3248 3 роки тому +605

    I think Forte deserves an Emmy for being able to keep that stupid smile going.

    • @VazzVegas
      @VazzVegas 3 роки тому +18

      And never breaking over all the vagina product jokes.

    • @christineferreira2181
      @christineferreira2181 3 роки тому +26

      He and Jason had such great chemistry

    • @slimtimm1
      @slimtimm1 3 роки тому +7

      Even with the lisp he is incredible! Don’t let a speech impediment stop ya!!!

    • @BrianBattles
      @BrianBattles 2 роки тому +1

      I thought his name was Greg Stink

    • @truthhurts3524
      @truthhurts3524 2 роки тому +1

      Got my vote

  • @FoxRivers778
    @FoxRivers778 3 роки тому +130

    "Helping you relax when Mother Nature attacks your slacks" That has to be the funniest one yet.

  • @mr007ocean
    @mr007ocean 5 років тому +461

    Can’t just watch one of these espn classic 😂😂😂😂

    • @huldahh444
      @huldahh444 4 роки тому +6

      You never can 😂😂😭😭

    • @aidangriffiths5075
      @aidangriffiths5075 3 роки тому +3

      Too good

    • @ncpyro892
      @ncpyro892 3 роки тому +3

      Gotta watch all of them would love for a cameo in the future

    • @ErikPehrsson
      @ErikPehrsson 3 роки тому +2

      I need ALL OF THEM!

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 3 роки тому +9

      When your uterine lining looks the elevator from *The Shining*
      Stay Free Maxipads! :D

  • @andloveisallyouneed
    @andloveisallyouneed 4 роки тому +158

    "Knick knack, paddy whack
    Stop your flow with Tampax.
    Tampaaax..." 😅

  • @PoweredByEnvy
    @PoweredByEnvy 3 роки тому +155

    I love how joyously oblivious Greg is.

  • @ethanweeter2732
    @ethanweeter2732 3 роки тому +59

    I love Sudiekis, he is such a good comedian at the straight comedian bit.

  • @no-reply6528
    @no-reply6528 3 роки тому +129

    Love these! And love that Kristen's characters always have a city for a last name :)

  • @bobaector23
    @bobaector23 10 років тому +457

    Tampax, helpin' you relax when mother nature attacks your slacks...Tampaaax.

    • @JoeBallard1979
      @JoeBallard1979 3 роки тому +2

      I wonder if Muldary messed with lines on this 1

    • @mprattyh3
      @mprattyh3 3 роки тому +3

      @@JoeBallard1979 Mulaney could do that to Hader during his Stefon skits because he wrote them but he didn't write these ESPN Classic bits, Forte and Sudeikis did

    • @alanmoskowitz5779
      @alanmoskowitz5779 3 роки тому +3

      3:18

    • @ethanweeter2732
      @ethanweeter2732 3 роки тому +2

      Pepperidge Farms remembers.

    • @drobson8004
      @drobson8004 2 роки тому +1

      Brilliant

  • @areyoufriendly
    @areyoufriendly 3 роки тому +36

    “Is that a fair statement Greg?”
    “anohhh”
    2:02
    I had to watch that 3x 😅

  • @elenaderoet4926
    @elenaderoet4926 3 роки тому +16

    Seriously, my mother had that vest in 1991.🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ztoob8898
    @ztoob8898 3 роки тому +108

    Kristin approaches every sport with seething rage, and it works!

  • @LtFrankDrebin100
    @LtFrankDrebin100 3 роки тому +96

    “Well they’re probably thinking how happy they are to be sponsoring this event. They got good signage in the room.”
    Greg Stink, best color man in the biz.

  • @se7ensavage707
    @se7ensavage707 3 роки тому +79

    One of the great skits of SNL...Man, I miss Sudeikis and Forte

  • @callmeshaggy5166
    @callmeshaggy5166 3 роки тому +56

    I like how Billiards goes misspelled in the title for over 7 years

    • @Cryoah
      @Cryoah 2 роки тому +3

      I like how they are playing snooker at a billiards tournament

    • @dabongrippa7093
      @dabongrippa7093 2 роки тому +1

      @@Cryoah what? No they’re not. That’s 9 ball billiards.

    • @Cryoah
      @Cryoah 2 роки тому +1

      @@dabongrippa7093 isn't billiards played without pockets? Or is this a version of billiards i just never heard of?

    • @Apollo440
      @Apollo440 2 роки тому +2

      More viewers can find it if it's spelled wrong.

  • @petiepab123
    @petiepab123 2 роки тому +10

    "Speakin of pulling some strings...Tampaaax."

  • @kasperjoonatan6014
    @kasperjoonatan6014 4 роки тому +49

    In real life there are so many Pete - Greg friendships. I love that. Gregs of this world deserve it 🧡

  • @davidcole2337
    @davidcole2337 3 роки тому +42

    Didn't realize how many of these skits they did.. All pretty funny.

  • @sagan7585
    @sagan7585 2 роки тому +10

    After recently watching 'The Last Man on Earth' series...had to come back watch these skits. Forte and Sudeikis are so good together.

  • @jacko717
    @jacko717 4 роки тому +61

    I wish I had hair like Greg Stink, luxurious and bountiful.

  • @dannyocean9129
    @dannyocean9129 2 роки тому +12

    I went out and bought 5 boxes of Tampax after watching this. And im a single male.

  • @bostondevil7
    @bostondevil7 2 роки тому +14

    Will Forte is a hell of a comedic performer.

  • @jasonpayne1240
    @jasonpayne1240 3 роки тому +20

    I want these two to follow me at work tomorrow and give commentary on everything I do 😂

  • @chrispontello9949
    @chrispontello9949 3 роки тому +13

    Speaking of pulling some strings, Tampax.

  • @ginarichards6307
    @ginarichards6307 6 місяців тому +3

    Will's expression = my default setting. Lmao. The bowling one almost had me blowing Mountain Dew out my nose I was laughing so hard. I haven't seen one of these in years. I had forgotten how freaking funny they were.😂

  • @jamesgood9713
    @jamesgood9713 Рік тому +4

    They really need to bring these back lol

  • @heathersimmons531
    @heathersimmons531 2 роки тому +49

    Just spent significant time binge watching everyone of these and don’t regret it. And feeling like I’m not using enough feminine products.

    • @HeyReia
      @HeyReia 2 роки тому +3

      I am happy I am not alone bingewatching this today haha

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 2 роки тому +3

      No such thing as too much.

    • @erinl7376
      @erinl7376 Рік тому +1

      Me too, it’s gold.

  • @ColonelBanana
    @ColonelBanana 3 роки тому +21

    I’m binging all of these. Funny af.

  • @ronnieguitar99
    @ronnieguitar99 3 роки тому +10

    ESPN Classics, The Californians, The Barry Gibb Talk Show, why haven't I watched SNL for all these years? Now I can binge watch on UA-cam. This stuff is hilarious.

  • @grainisobtained1690
    @grainisobtained1690 Рік тому +5

    Greg's just happy to be included, good for him

  • @stevetady5332
    @stevetady5332 2 роки тому +15

    I've seen them all at least 20 times and they never disappoint. Deli mustard on a turd......

  • @modemmack
    @modemmack 7 років тому +61

    This would have been a great movie. I'd love to see these dudes after work. I wanna put some Stink on it!

  • @MrJohnnyshakes
    @MrJohnnyshakes 3 роки тому +9

    Speaking of pulling some strings Tampax!

  • @tommyhill199
    @tommyhill199 3 роки тому +14

    I like “EPSN Classic: A good way to make money off your stupid friends!”

  • @maxminghela2632
    @maxminghela2632 5 років тому +32

    At least we now got a backstory for Greg Stinks.

    • @alexhale2696
      @alexhale2696 3 роки тому +4

      Speaking of stink........Tampaaaaax. 😅

  • @General_Nothing
    @General_Nothing 2 роки тому +1

    The title of this video has been misspelled for 8 years.

  • @XaviRonaldo0
    @XaviRonaldo0 3 роки тому +24

    Those segueys into the product plug are just genius.

  • @MikePhoenix007
    @MikePhoenix007 3 роки тому +4

    "Ladies Billards"! Title! 🤣

  • @lorddiosliving
    @lorddiosliving 7 років тому +37

    greg stink the best

  • @blakwidow7985
    @blakwidow7985 Рік тому +2

    When mother nature attacks your slacks....tampaaaxxxx, cracker dust just flew out my mouth I must remember no meals or snacks when watching one of these 🤣

  • @bestcoastsxmcp
    @bestcoastsxmcp 6 місяців тому +1

    Brutally accurate for those who watched ESPN in the early days--except it was women's bowling. 😂

  • @djchey9328
    @djchey9328 3 роки тому +14

    Why am I suddenly getting these video's recommend? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cinovcovatana93
    @cinovcovatana93 7 років тому +15

    i freakin love these sketches XDDD

  • @21centdregs
    @21centdregs 11 місяців тому +1

    "Billards", the parlor game we didn't know we needed.

  • @williampriesterjr.5077
    @williampriesterjr.5077 3 роки тому +8

    The funny thing a nerd like me would notice is the last shot you see when Greta executes the spinaround move was actually legal, she hits the lowest numbered ball first somehow. I don't think they cared about the skit being accurate as evidenced by Greta not taking ball-in-hand after Nina scratched and the cue ball being moved to the far end of the table so Nina could take her first shot on camera.

  • @sboshy4769
    @sboshy4769 5 років тому +12

    When mother nature attacks your slacks

  • @CthulhuWaitsDreaming
    @CthulhuWaitsDreaming 2 місяці тому +1

    Pete Twinkle and Greg Stink should make an appearance on a future Ted Lasso.

  • @ticky7817
    @ticky7817 3 роки тому +12

    Just watched all of these and I cannot believe Jason didn't break AT ALL.

  • @federicosor471
    @federicosor471 3 роки тому +2

    3:52 the shot is impeccable given the positioning of the cue ball after the scratch

  • @fritzadonisperez4550
    @fritzadonisperez4550 4 роки тому +26

    I like how Forte's character knows nothing about the game and Wiig as the superior athlete.

  • @pantomine.
    @pantomine. 3 роки тому +1

    Tampax, when you don't have Xanax, and you eat too much snacks....
    Tampaaaaaaaaaax.

  • @jerryjanik480
    @jerryjanik480 3 роки тому +6

    30 for 30 these guys need a 30 for 30 documentary a five-part series

  • @razorbee
    @razorbee 10 років тому +71

    Tampaaaaaaax :D

  • @normbograham
    @normbograham Рік тому +1

    speaking of pulling some strings...tampax.

  • @peterkaltoft8032
    @peterkaltoft8032 3 роки тому +2

    Love this duo 😄

  • @urbanstarship
    @urbanstarship 5 місяців тому +1

    Wait a minute. That’s not billiards!

  • @aliassmithandjones9453
    @aliassmithandjones9453 2 роки тому +1

    Greg has an answer for every question except the topic at hand

  • @adamkane4217
    @adamkane4217 3 роки тому +2

    Nina Wilkes Booth is an incredible name.

  • @jonsingle1614
    @jonsingle1614 2 роки тому +3

    Fun fact : Pete Twinkle went on to coach a soccer team in England

  • @PlayZenPool
    @PlayZenPool 3 роки тому +2

    3:34 Its Mike B whenever hes playing a set for over $50

  • @fabienh3943
    @fabienh3943 3 роки тому +2

    The best ever written at SNL. The whole row

  • @onelovemon1784
    @onelovemon1784 Рік тому +1

    Oh who knows. Could do a whole 30 minutes as these guys

  • @freespirit5719
    @freespirit5719 2 роки тому +1

    Tampaaaax … Never gets old!

  • @nickb442
    @nickb442 7 місяців тому +1

    Some of Fortes best work in these 😆😆😆

  • @Kostadin_Arolski
    @Kostadin_Arolski 5 років тому +6

    The only bad thing about these series is they will eventualy end

  • @khakhashisam3761
    @khakhashisam3761 3 роки тому +4

    Never seen this one...lol!!! This would make an actually good commercial. Tampax is stuck in my head now.

    • @ft6zzz
      @ft6zzz 3 роки тому +5

      They are supposed to go in the other end.

    • @joojoojeejee6058
      @joojoojeejee6058 3 роки тому +2

      I have a suspicion that the brands actually sponsor these sketches on SNL. And why wouldn't they, makes sense...

  • @landonmiles97
    @landonmiles97 3 роки тому +9

    Greg doesn’t know anything about sports but he could be a marketing genius.

  • @titaniumdiveknife
    @titaniumdiveknife 8 років тому +2

    Yay mustard!

  • @rockinbobokkin7831
    @rockinbobokkin7831 3 роки тому +3

    Every joke was a teaser for the last line

  • @Grimar87
    @Grimar87 10 років тому +43

    I want to watch more of this! :D

  • @titaniumdiveknife
    @titaniumdiveknife 8 років тому +27

    I don't really know.

  • @vanillathrilla2677
    @vanillathrilla2677 3 роки тому +5

    My goal is to wake up and be like Greg.

  • @sahej6939
    @sahej6939 3 роки тому +2

    Drew and Kristin need to reboot this😆...Knick knacks paddiwhacks gotta get some tampax!

  • @jasongoodacre
    @jasongoodacre 5 років тому +1

    Take it to the Max with Tampax!!

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 3 роки тому +2

    ah yes, the dynamic duo of twinkle and stink. taaaaaampax...

  • @Barsavius
    @Barsavius Місяць тому

    Wilkes-booth?!! 😂

  • @cuervonegro1983
    @cuervonegro1983 4 роки тому +11

    I can't understand how this sketches doesn't have more views, they are hilarious.

    • @rickeyc5920
      @rickeyc5920 4 роки тому

      cuervonegro9 there blocked in the US

    • @waterlad4307
      @waterlad4307 3 роки тому

      @@rickeyc5920 Maybe they were but coming from someone on the US. They aren't anymore.

  • @brennap3310
    @brennap3310 3 роки тому +1

    it's been 2,718 days and the typo still stands strong... secret agent billards ftw

  • @How_Lay
    @How_Lay 3 роки тому +2

    Laughed so hard from 3:05-3:30

  • @zeigbert1743
    @zeigbert1743 2 роки тому +1

    If Greg Stink knew any less he could run for office.

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 3 роки тому +5

    Stink knows squat about sports, but can describe the equipment, symptoms treated, and application of every feminine product advertised.

  • @csnide6702
    @csnide6702 4 місяці тому +1

    Helping you relax when nature attacks your slacks ..... Tampax !

  • @jonahswitzer31
    @jonahswitzer31 3 роки тому +4

    How they dont break is amazing

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 10 місяців тому

    That is POOL. Billiards is played without pockets on the table!!

  • @IsiahTomas
    @IsiahTomas 3 роки тому +5

    4:11, Or how to get ahead in EA Games.
    I'm not joking.

  • @Reef_Deef
    @Reef_Deef 5 років тому +6

    Funny that they're actually not playing Billiards but Pool instead

  • @lizxu322
    @lizxu322 2 роки тому +3

    I love how the laughter from the audience is mostly female...they just get it

  • @michaelblanchette2787
    @michaelblanchette2787 2 роки тому

    Mr Stink has a beautiful soul

  • @williamburdon6993
    @williamburdon6993 3 роки тому

    At least one of these guys must be a pool player. They hit it right on the nose.!

  • @nperk1
    @nperk1 Рік тому

    My favorite

  • @bonniebickett4520
    @bonniebickett4520 2 роки тому

    Knicks knacks paddywacks stop ya flow with Tampax....just spewed my drink! Then his next ad for Tampax,,,,,,I can't breath lmfao

  • @WhydoIneedafuckinghandle
    @WhydoIneedafuckinghandle 6 місяців тому +1

    3:42

  • @HitSid
    @HitSid 5 років тому +2

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Tom-the-Necromancer
    @Tom-the-Necromancer 2 роки тому

    Tamp it to the max 🤣🤣

  • @aprilwilliams4743
    @aprilwilliams4743 Місяць тому

    Tampax to the Max 😮😮😮

  • @millypoo7713
    @millypoo7713 3 роки тому +1

    Greg Stink got his job because Dad works for ESPN. Exactly how Joe Buck & Thom Brennaman got their jobs. 😆 Ex job that is... for Thom

  • @rdr2dgrv99
    @rdr2dgrv99 3 роки тому +1

    I knew it!!! His father pulled some strings, because Greg don't know a dang thing.

  • @IrishCarney
    @IrishCarney 3 роки тому +12

    Should have been on "The Ocho" ...

  • @sjdkfl
    @sjdkfl 3 роки тому

    When lady bloods a gushing and she needs a good flushing….. Tammmmpaaaaxxxx.

  • @tonyhill1264
    @tonyhill1264 9 місяців тому

    Tampax....When the Bloods ah flowing, we come a knockin....Tampax!!