Delete Tinder, Buy A Motorcycle
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- Опубліковано 13 вер 2024
- Delete Tinder, Buy A Motorcycle Part 5
This Girl Wanted A Ride On My Motorcycle
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Delete Tinder, Buy A Motorcycle Part 4
Bruh this dude could talk a police officer into giving himself a ticket for speeding.
was gonna like this comment but it was at 69 so take my makeshift like: 👍
@@malhcone8868 lol thanks.
@@jeremiahwhitmore3654 no problem! But someone messed it up, so might as well like it anyway 😂😂
@@malhcone8868 xD lol.
True
He talks to stranger like he knows them for years ahahah
That is pretty much a summary of his channel, yes.
He went to thousands of barques with them
Mandy must not be the jealous type if she doesn't care he does this
are you columbo?
Omg thats true, how does he do it🤔?
She's still sat at home right now trying to figure what the hell just happend xD
That's after she rubbed one of with the helmet on.
blindabinda123 why you gotta take it there man
She wanted some d for sure, but this crazy motorcycle guy was too insane for normal sh*t
@@barrymccoquner5934 why not?
@@barrymccoquner5934 They'd never say that in real life, probably blush to death or something.
If ADHD and ADD could manifest themselves into a single person, this guy is it
... ADD is a type of ADHD though ^^
and took some adheral
That girl was so confused 30 seconds in.
I mean this video is scripted which is something I dont really like but yeah
A racist priest you couldn’t let me have this one, could you.
@@ericmeyer1373 I'll let it pass, this time
So was I
I’m thoroughly confused...
That first dude that asked for a pic came at the absolute perfect time lol
It's like the Barney effect? I don't know the name but if I ever saw someone picking up a lady like that, I'd help a bro out. Even if I don't know who the guy is lmao. Welp, a random list I want to randomly do I guess.
@@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 i mea she was totally down already anyway
wow i love the view, i hope someday i can visit greetings from Indonesia
That's called "social proof."
Staged af
If I had half the confidence this guy has... I'd probably exit my house.
XD
See i exit my house and ride lol but i dont pick up any girls ☠
yeah
lol do it in europe you'll get arrested
@@TotalWarKS really?
I was so confused when he pulled out the second slipper LMAOOO
Yeah where the hell did he get that
This guy is a professional five year old on a motorcycle
Legit 😂
Hahahahahha
Ff tho
Your not wrong
Ligit
Mom : Alcohol wouldn’t affect my baby
20 years later :
😂😂😂💔wllahi ya nta
Your pfp makes it so much fucking better lmao
Ahahah
Q
😆
Dude this girl has got to be like hypnotized with straight confusion
today I learned that by owning a bike. You can act like a TV sitcom level of idiot and still get girls. OR she is a paid actor
@@jeremybanks7017 100% paid actress. theres no way these videos are legit.
@@mmmmmMuffinz some of the fakest and cringiest shit I've seen. The rando fast-talking humor of a 12 year old, and the girl's acting is porn-intro quality
@@SenorMoose "fakest"? You're tripping, man. This man's being his true self with 100% confidence and absolutely zero fear of rejection or judgment. He literally DOES NOT care about what people think. That's real freedom, man. Women dig that big time and your comment reeks of envy.
@@thomaswarren2699 It's called basic criticism of a video. lol. Don't read too much into it, guy.
I love people like this guy doesn’t take himself too seriously and is social butterfly. Never change my dude!
cocaine is a hell of a drug
Just adhd
Rick James will be grinning rt now
@@saxenachetan1989 I'm Rick James bitch! 🤣🤣🤣
@@frecklesthegamer5437 Just ADHD? I have adhd and I feel like a pancake compared to this guys intensity
Crackhead
omg these subtitles are so hilarious
"what's your name?"
girl: "elizabeth" subtitle: *t o n y*
The Kleb is a strange alien from another realm of existence. As such, he must translate everything from english into his native alien language, and then reverse translate back into english; sometimes things get lost or confused in translation.
Kleb: "You feel good?"
Girl: "yeah I feel good."
Subtitle: *No I don't have slips.*
😆😆😆😂 your right!
This LITERALLY had me dying!!😂😂
:))
This guy is too random. 😂😂😂
I can’t get used to him.
Same Lol also I thought you didn't said Florida man
I know what you mean
I agree
Random and or extra
this a lil too extra for me.. he got a mil+ subscribers so glad it works for him
this is definitely the guy in the friend group that never stops talking and you have to fake laugh to not offend him hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
That was a fake laugh wasn’t it😂
absolutely bro 🤣 🙌
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As an introvert this vid gives me anxiety
afgt 116 omg yes you took the words right out of my mouth 😭
Ikr
Get out more
Feel ya dude
Glad I’m an ambivert, watching these videos makes me weirded out, random laughing out loud (doesn’t happen often with me), and also impressed at the same time. Everyone thinks he is weird (well he is goofy) but his openness with putting himself out there so far is inspiring. He isn’t worried about people laughing at him. His out there weirdness is in the end what makes people like him and feel comfortable around him. People that can’t get a date should take note. Relax and put yourself out there, and don’t worry about the negative feed back. Salesman have to hear “NO” quite often if they are a successful salesman.
Him:what’s ur name
Her: Elizabeth
Subtitles: T O N Y
Imagine the one deaf person reading the subtitles.
@@cheesythegamer9771 lol
Cheesy The Gamer they are probably like “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!” they are more confused than new viewers 😂😂
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It’s to protect her identity of course...
*girl asking kleb who is he
Random guy coming to him to do a Photo xD
Perfect timing lol
Yup, the perfect solid!
It sealed the deal
Staged af lol 😂
yeah.... perfect timing
Staged, obviously.
Kleb: “bye, I love you”
Girl: “uhh I’m 16”
*FBI OPEN UP!!!!!*
BANG BANG BANG
😂😂😂😂
She was in college at the time of this cruise on the peninsula. In 2019 she played soccer for CSU Monterey Bay.
@@hawaiianpunch6534 that’s the year I was selected to work in the pizza roll empire that thrived on the coast of the pans and silverware river. What a small world 😂
I were an attractive girl and a stranger said "we are going to perform the peanut butter and tapioca cream pudding ceremony" I would run fast and run far.
but he got a motorcycle
but he has a motorbike :) and is cool cause he has a helmet.
same with me and my quad when i ride in the city all the girl look and wave. its wierd motobikes and quads GIRLS LOVE IT.
Regilio Bouma Just bought a Yamaha R6. Can confirm.
"whats your name?"
"elizabeth"
*ToNy*
@آصف رمضان مهلهل 2C3b no fuq yoou
@آصف رمضان مهلهل 2C3b whats your name!!!!?
@آصف رمضان مهلهل 2C3b look up the meme
@@apollo4885 tony
@@isaacabernathy2377 what?!?!?!?
This is my first time watching this guy and I’m confused af
Erfan believe me so does everyone 😂
Same :D
He had ADHD for 4 years
me too lol
Lmao same
No joke he‘s just a happy guy and this is so entertaining. Just a positive attitude and aura.
This guy more like can sell water to Aquaman with his confusing skill
I'LL HAVE SOME OF WHAT HE'S ON..
You mean tacos?
@@YharonJD his tacos are laced with crack
Seriously lol
I can confirm that having a motorcycle is about 60% of it, but really it's just Papa Kleb and his confidence that seals the deal..
Also, she's gorgeous.
I think it's staged like the girl but random people walking by obviously not. By staged I don't mean exactly what to say or do but in general.
dont forget mandy...
@@dilyan-2904 no its more like he does this the hole day and only shows us the good clips...*
that is more my guess, if you ask enough girls there will be one that will say yes...
@@reggiexp69 nah. Even clothes of the girl is staged so he can have nice thumbnail for youtube. You would be surprised what people will do for money
@@dilyan-2904 i mean. yes and no.
i had time where i was like WTF how is this possible. but isnt that how he met mandy?
i know with supertiny it was setup since they where friends. (toke me a while to figure that out cause i was just to lazy to look at her insta)
i do beleive it are like setup with friends, but i do beleive he does meet people how he acts and makes friends. but like maybe she was a friend already and he just wanted a video, but im sure either way they became friends cause ow how random he is.
but also some people are just as spontanious they will hope on for a ride for sure..
This guy's way of expressing everything he thinks of reminds me of me when I'm sleep-deprived or very very hot from the weather
Lol I feel the same. Last time I had covid I had no filter and just said whatever I wanted… was kinda refreshing
“i built that building” that quote is the reason why she likes you
Actually, we much more need a shoutout to the guy asking for a selfie.
Legit #BestWingmanEver
It's after she came back to him he told her that she was interested in him then he went and acted like that. She was happy he left with his fruitcake behavior
Haven’t watched the Kleb in forever I forgot how weird he is lol
Yea mane I forgot his name and had to rediscover him. Might have to watch his vids again although he was funnier when I was younger
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Jup haha.
Me to I forgot as well
Samee
Wtf i thought it was a joke with the slip and then he pulled the other one out of his bag 😂
Same lmaoooo
You can see after he pulls the second one out when he tries to close the backpack that it has a hole in it next to the zipper.
You can actually see the slipper in the very beginning of the clip when he takes the helmet out for her to wear..he kinda closes the bag so she doesnt see that the helmet is right next to some smelly ass shoe 😂😉
@@woodsmark0ooh i see, still funny tho 😂
I FUCKING DIED
She is so Chill, too bad the whole world isn't like her attitude. Priceless. Glad you enjoyed your ride. Lmao. Thanks for the uplift. Be safe
This is the most chaotic energy I’ve seen in a while
Chaotic Good
Autism
Chaotic neutral. He is a real estate developer, after all.
Nobody:
Kleb: I built that building right there.
In 1587 (Changes subject before you can realize what the fuck he just said)
I know someone who says stuff like that all the time
I READ IT AS HE SAID IT
Mr. Big I literally died when he that 😂
He owns it all
if youve ever wanted to feel high while your sober, watch this....
hahaha 😂😂🤣
the perfect comment😂😂😂 @thatdudeferg
I am
Ok I’m not the only one. I’m out of weed so I considered maybe something was in the air.
i read this before i watched the video and it fits so perfectly
“What is your career?”
“ADHD”
this guy obviously gives a lot of introvert people lots of anxiety
this guys gives off cocaine fumes bro he making me laugh and get hyped up.
He once said he did that on purpose to fight his own social anxiety, but i'm not sure if that was true, lol
I lost brain cells watching this but I loved it😂
It was a very intense roller coaster of emotions to listen to him monologue to her while she just stood there awkwardly waiting to ask for a ride
u know how some girls say yes to a date for free food? i feel like that happened but with a bike ride idk tho
@@therealdealoneillhell nah , that girl didn’t give two fucks about the bike
This is the most confident guy ever
wHEN THIS DUDE PULLED THE SECOND SLIPPER OUT OF THE BAG I LOST IT GRADE A CONTENT 10/10
Idfk if it was scripted
THATS PRETTY HIGH PRAISE COMING FROM THE LEGENDARY J1NX WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Funny how keeps saying the slippers feels comfy
Everyone's saying confidence. All I hear is bi polar crazy.
Dudes fun but exhausting
100%
Damn, well put... I'm kind a twitching right now. Manic episode or meth - either way, i'm wiped out.
Exactly 😂 he’s funny but god damn he talks too much
He is a former Marine suffering from PTSD after two tours in Libya, no thanks to Obama
He's *relatively* normal on his 2nd channel, haha.
That girl is probably like wtf have I gotten myself into 😂
Bro i swear 😂😂😂😂
She’s a paid actor
I kind of felt like she didn’t want to be there anymore
Bro its fake obviously, did you not notice the jumpcuts
@@imboredplzhelpme323 do you go outside?
Me throughout the video: "oh nooo this guys selling the bag😭"
This is Crackhead energy
And it’s amazing
I need this energy in my life. Not even for me just some one like this in my life
@@FordGuy41 Just become bipolar lol
The only energy that he has is kinetik and potential
Likes are at 666
"Have you ever been on a motorcycle before?"
"Lederhosen"
Hosen before Leder
Even as a German, i am confused by the Context in this Sentence 🤣
Her : "What happens if i let go?"
Him:"You'll go flying off into the wind like a dandelion. ... You ever wanted to do that before? Its a free country you can do whatever you want."
Amazing, absolutely ace response.
"I've been waiting for this moment my whole life" 😂😂😂
He pulls the matching 'slipper' out of his bag & I'm like wtf....he's a magician!!
I saw that too and "WHAAAAAaat?"
I changed the comment so now all the replies make no sense! Enjoy!
Fernand El Helou gotta be attractive too
Those tacos tho
Its staged.. Stupid question or are you just stupid?
The path to salvation is often laid with failure.
@@Ade5 zzz
That burrito he ate probably had some cocaine or someshit 😂. He’s got so much energy 😂
Selv meth... lots an lots of meth... from wv... deep in wv lol
Its a biKer thing
Jani malik it’s an ex marine ptsd thing
This guy is talking until blood drops out of your ears 😂
@@cowboy4378 😂😂
**heavy breathing** “I have been waiting my whole life for this” 😂😂🤣
I definitely thought he was joking about the slipper
Paige_greene He always amazes me lmao
Ikr
Paige_greene HE WAS DEAD SERIOUS 😂😂
I thought it was a random slipper until he got out the other one from the backpack hahaha
He must've planted it there, why else would he be carrying the other one haha
reason he gets girls: good looking, tall, is confident. It aint the motorcycle if it was i‘d be fighting off girls
FABI. I’m saying
He has charisma, amongst other things 😂
I got a simpler explanation it’s a skit
He's not that tall at all
well I'm short (5'7) and about to buy a bike so maybe my combo will work too lol
this guys tactics.. are weird, confusing, and rather efficient.. i think as much as any us us will say.. i think we all need a friend like this
I know I don't. Facts
Lol stumbled upon this in suggestions and I don't regret it. The part where you said ''I used to juggle trashcans for a living'' hade me spill my coffee. Lmao xD
This is my first time watching and I’m so confused
I know
Lol same and I think the energy is grate but I'm so confused rn
Same
This is (the Kleb) channel
Welcome, its gonna be like this
8:52 Mah dude actually has the other slipper with him, I thought he was just joking around😂
Same. Thought it was a random slipper.
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Hahahaha!
Sameee
Bro you can’t do this, I’m high af and yo captions wrong
Yeast
I was laughing so hard at this comment
hahaha 😂🤣🤣
This dude definitely embraces the uncertainty of life. Keep it up!
He really said *7000cc* without laughing
This guy reminds me of of morty when his toxins are removed
Haha facts 😂
Haha nice
“Whats your name?”
**”Elisabeth”**
Tony in subtitle😂
Yep 😆😆
I found this absolute gem today and it's made my whole year, my new most favourite person in the world
3:13 said by every serial killer in history.
LMFAOOO i died laughing at that!
😂😂😂
Lmaooooo
Dude... can you imagine what she's thinking?! She's so overwhelmed right now.
#DeafTalent she came up to him
I would have to give this guy a heavy tranquilizer if we had to hang out, I can’t do that much energy.
I want that much energy!
Ketamine
that's illegal
@@kevinjabbour8050 you my friend have great taste
the best comment yett
“I’ve been waiting my whole life for this moment” 😂😂😂 bro your hilarious
She’s acting like the motorcycle isn’t the only thing she wants to ride....
oh wow so funny hahahahaha
Yeaaaaaaaaa
First time watching this guy and I’m left here trying to figure out what I just watched, an episode of rick and morty?
random person, ''hi''
the kleb: i love that guy
This man has the most random attitude, and I absolutely love it.
“Okay bye, love you....” 🤣🤣 dead
Shayan Mostaghim Lmaoooo
🤣🤣
Ik I wasnt hearing things
"Gotta do that split action to squeeze the frosting..." This guy...he's my kind of weird 😂
Hello fellow Isaac
"We all just live in the basement together" 🤣🤣dude your a legend
0:49 impeccable timing😂
Me: she thinks he is so high lmao
Her: *omg he’s so hooottt*
I rediscovered Kleb after probably over a year, all the memories are rushing back. JIMMAYY!
Bro this just happened to me today 💀
Happened to me today too
Her: is this right ?
Him : no it's left,now it's right 😂😂😂😂😂😂💔
That shit had me dead
I used to watch you a few years ago. Always wanted to ride a motorcycle from watching you and a few others ride. Finally bought a bike this year and started riding and man what a good time its been.
2:08 "This is my Cathinator, 7000cc Hayabusa Machine" Yh Right
That’s the point he said it as a joke
why doesn't kleb ever pipe these Laguna girls, they are clearly big fans of the taco jim association supreme leader
Shane Campbell do you know he doesnt?
Pretty sure he is dating mandy rn
Because he's got a gorgeous wife lol
The Kleb - Giving underaged girls a ride on his motorbike since 2015
Lol
uh oh
lol shes 21
Sophomore college student with a promising future in soccer
She was definitely not underage lol
She does look mad young bro idk lol
“I want to lick ur mustache”🤣🤣🤦♂️🤦♂️omg I couldn’t handle this guy
hahahah she was confused the whole time, this guy is a legend
Him: *Whats your name?*
her: *Elisabeth*
Him: *Are you challenging me?*
holy shit didnt even know that i got this many likes.
Yooooooo that was great!!!!!
“I actually juggle trash cans”
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"Iv been waiting my whole life for this moment" 😂 I need a bike
I love when he talks to strangers
3:33 "Whats your name?"
"Elizabeth"
Subtitles : *Tony*
“I just want to give ya a little fisty.” Bruh, please tell me I wasn’t the only one who was like oh boy be careful now.
Someone give this guy the congressional medal of ‘Chad’
Its left, now it's right... I wheezed too hard🤣🤣
My therapist caught me watching this vid and he watched it too now he is taking therapy after he will recover he will therapy me LMAO 😂😂😂
This is a long joke😂
Does anyone have a KLEB translator? Like WTF is he saying half the time 😂😂 NO, 80% of the time haha
Yes🤣😂😂
1:03 "I built that property, you know" "I built this car right there" 💀💀💀
4:06 "Is it right ?" --- "No it's left, ... now it's right!" 😅😂😀
"I've been waiting my whole life for this moment"
This is the first video I've watched and I'm literally hooked to this guy xD he's so energetic
if only he uploaded more
The confidence is awesome but that's too much man 😂