Delete Tinder, Buy a Motorcycle
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- Опубліковано 29 сер 2024
- Delete Tinder, Buy A Motorcycle Part 4
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Not gonna lie.. The way Cristina caught that lightsaber was smooth asf
Yeah almost as if it was planned
Taariq Boomgaard right lol, and jus happened to have a female helmet chillin somewhere
@@megatron7862 You get it my man
One with the force
@@megatron7862 maybe from... his wife??? ._. Come on dude
Man the confidence this guy has ,I love it
He sounds nervous but I like the effort
Not confidence. More like being a dipshit
@@bucksnortbumblefuk6872 no
It's rare but there are people that become super self confident as soon as there's something covering their face. It may be a helmet or a mask. It happens to me all the time. I'm super introvert but if you put a mask on my face, I become a very social guy and so extrovert. Try it, it might work for you too
Dan Jensen you sound jealous he can get the ladies and you can’t lol
if she stuck with you through all that awkwardness, she's the one
imad tlm and she hot as FUCK
Trueeee
exactly.
i was thinking the same shit bro lmao
Lol I know right
I still can’t mentally conceive how this guy has this level of self confidence
When you haven't spoken to a girl for a year.
Looooolll
Ohhhh nooooooo😂😂😂
a year look at me my whole degree..4 years fuck! didnt talk with a girl
When your pickup line is the description of your motorcycle...
Yep that was me xD joke
This is the strangest video I have ever seen
Speedy I love this video gotta embrace your weird 👌🏿
Minecraft UA-camr “Speedy” of 106k subscribers date 1/9/20 are you doing here
ikr
Finland
😂😂😂
This dude got dad jokes for days
Anonymous the way to catch the ladies
Anonymous hello brother
Idk how he would keep that up, and wouldn't it get annoying to her after like an hour or so ?
Hahahah
Gottim
"Oh but you do have flip-flops on, so I hope we don't crash cause then your gonna loose your feet." Im dying
Same😂
And the full face helmet was overkill. They both could have worn skull caps for an easy ride like this one.
"Does it fit? Does it feel good?" - ok brain that's enough.
Lol
😂😂😂
Brix Brix lol
xD
"I hope she eats so something"
"Sure you gonna do this?"
"FINLAND"
I've spent to much time with (pat)rick the Star
I don't know who dead is, but FINLAND made me laugh:D
Suomi mainittu torilla tavataan!!!!
As a fin i have to say PERKELE
Ei saatana se ois sit taas suomi mainittu ja torilla tavataan PERRRRKELE!!!
Kleb just constantly friendzones all girls
I like it😂
Kevin lol can't do much when u have a wife
Lelouch Vi Britannia i know but its just so funny how he asks the whole time like you really wanna go i mean like it was just for the fun of the story not because i like you😂
Lelouch Vi Britannia They divorced, he said on instagram and his PapaKleb channel
Ante SeKe damn.. thats news to me. When did this happen? Is she the 1 same as when they crashed? :(
Same one yeah I think.
Deaf person watches:
**what**
zylx 😂😂
Literally any fucking person watches
**what**
This guy must drink as much coffe as Nigeria in a day.
I like it.
Okan Güven Your fucking picture...It’s bootiful
So no coffee?
Okan Güven oglum o resim ney lan sidjdnrbrjmdndkdbkdn
Okan Güven he has so much energy bro its crazy I think he takes a lot of molly before a UA-cam video
Why Nigeria?
"yeah"
subs: "Finland"
I love you
Torille
So random I love it
Torille?
Suomi mainittu!
Nyt kaikki torille!
Pretty sure he had a line of coke and a 30 mg adderal
RobFly AMEN
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
ahahahahahaha
Lol vyvanse is another add drug like ad derail and i have add so I take it but it's literally just speed. When it helps you focus though.
i am fucking dying
"She's got a Hayabusa 6000 cc engine in her" probably one of the best lines in modern cinema.
So this is what Deadpool is doing in his freetime...
Too bad this almost never happens in my power wheelchair. But when it does, I'm telling you it's like winning the lottery. Because my lap is the only passenger seat.
Lmao hell yeah
Lmfao oh boy!
Haha
Oml
not a bot Hell yeah brother.
This Guy defenetly enjoys he's Life like everyone should.
I hate living in the UK. If I tried this i'd get told to fuck off or mugged
@@seandavid186 A lot of it is acting bro, this was probably set up. No stranger in the right mind would start having a lightsaber battle or get on the back of someone's bike.
@@SkepticleOrc i actually would
Seems like it. But please. His. His life. Thanks 😊
"If you wait here for 5 minutes I'll come back with a helmet"
"Toe nail"
Hook, line and sinker bud
DUDE... SLOW THE WPM DOWN. Jesus speaking faster than eminem on a caffeine shot
Jordz2203 😆😆
Jordz2203 😂😂😂
Yea
😂😂
Maybe the wind fucked with his brain
lol 2022 yamaha h2 1000 R hyabusa 6000cc cylinder machine, nice one man
To her it was like : blah blah blah blah blah
Gøtčhä Bįtćh u mean 600 or something u old fart
The big Bertha
“Not that any of that should make any sense” 😂😂
OtakuBean
Cc means confidence no crack
The most random video ever.
I guarantee the girl is thinking dude stop talking and take me back to yours
This Man's rolling up on random women and Jedi Dueling them then getting them to ride his motorcycle after over explaning everything than making her watch you shave.... My Man your the Og
creepy guy seriusly hahaha
Think fast! *throws plastic light saber *
*smacks pretty girl in the face*
Dude rides off
Nicholas Charon yes!!!!!
Nicholas Charon hahaha
Lmfao
Girl was waiting for him to ask her her number and he just left lmao
I do believe he is married...
not anymore, if you believe what the comments said in some of his last vids
MYST1ERIO so who was that girl in his house?
LukerAl I think it was his wife, but I remember reading a comment saying that they've divorced (probably fake news, like CNN...)
*EDIT* I found out that he actually divorced (he said on instagram and also his PapaKleb channel)
So the girl from the video is same one from the house, he smashed lmao
Ante SeKe they re togheter , and his wife is hot af
Aderall is one hell of a drug
You are right
I did what you said. DELETE TINDER BUY A MOTOR CYCLE
Ghost Unknown same, already banged 4 girls
PR 3 sport bikes and women are like steroids and baseball. Turning average players into all stars.
3:35 "are u sure u wanna do this?" "Yeah." subtitles: Finland... WTF?
Spongebob
@@spiido7901 "Ja " means "and"
I think maybe some incognito sign for a friend that he banged her
suomi
Suomi mainittu!
when she didnt know how to put the helmet on, kleb turned normal for a sec XD
Most chill girl ever deadass
This is amazing , I never thought that someone was more awkward when talking to a girl then I am
A ride and a meal? In some states, that's a legal marriage.
XD dead
welcome to Alabama, Land of Opportunity, The Natural State
best comment in a month ! THANK YOU
In Brazil are that's a legal marriage too. LOL
:)))))))))))))))
"Lemme get a quickie fisty"
Her: "Oh, yeah, I was hoping for that too...."
TUFMMA 🤜👌 if ya know what I mean
I wonder what went through her head
COMMANDER KRISPY NUTZ dont rape me
you guys gay to? (A)
His dick.
COMMANDER KRISPY NUTZ after 10 min of him shaving his face on the sidewalk I think we all know
COMMANDER KRISPY NUTZ
When he does the sponser bit look at the dog in the backround 😂
(4:14)
This actually was me,
Just for the record, never put "Cops called" or "Must Watch" in title lol
I knew it all along
Glad you have a positive attitude about your own meme, lol
sir you talk to much, chill outtttt
stfu joey
Noice my man
Aww how sweet...gave her a ride and lunch!!
not that he had other intentions..
Its the views man, cmon
and the D
She paid.
SJMudTurtle Cruises scriptetd
-Are you sure you wanna do this?
"Finland"
Okay lets go
LMAOO
I didnt get it :(
Peter Corrigan ii
This Guy suomi perkele
Saatana!
Helvetti
3:36
Kleb:are you sure you want to do this?
Editing kleb : FINLAND
How many drugs did this guy take? I like it.
Still Videos Of Objects For 30 Straight Minutes idk but it’s making me want some coke lol
I don’t.... but I always want a coke.
Nvm I was talking about the more innocent coke....
Are you ok dude?
Banana_Operator ikr hes 🤔
Hahahaha
This guy is completely insane. Thirsty and trys way too hard. He just won't stop talking. Reminds me of someone I know and want to punch in the face.
MrGoodkat he needs a Kansas city shuffle
It's for the videos lol. Last time I checked he has a wife and was in the marines lol.
What the hell? I’m so confused. What the hell happened in this video?
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Dylan Colwell yes
Well you see nostalgic platinum juice is orange so the matter of oil is 748 but also soft while being backwards for different locations
Dylan Colwell hi
Chris Kross ??????
He is such a dork and I’m freaking in love with it😂
that's the weirdest dating show ever. I can't tell at all how she was feeling about the whole thing :D
EDIT: I wish my dating life was as active as my notification feed because of this comment. brb buying a motorcycle.
I know right!? I think she was definitely interested though because she was standing pretty close before he rode off like she wanted something
right, but he never lets the girls say or do anything before he rides away wich is always sad :P
MysticFate Maybe PapaKleb forgot to give the sunglasses back
Now he has a reason to meet her again
She got him between her legs, what more do you want to know? ;¬)
I don’t know why but I felt so embarrassed for you while watching this
B-Change ikr
B-Change same
No, you felt embarrassed for yourself, because you lack his confidence and assertiveness. He has the girls ASKING to ride with him
Same
different
The most fun part will be when the girl narrates the day to her friends starting with a guy threw a light saber at me, i defeated him and hopped on his bike, he suddenly stopped and applied sauce on his face nd started shaving on the road, then we grabbed some food. Everyone's gonna think she's crazy😂😂
I was thinking that too
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
M critic/ you're very whitty my friend, nice post, I loved it.
bro, are you mad? what are you talking about? this is fantasy.
holy crap... havent heard anyone talk so much since i was on a party full of coke...
damn bruh you are like deadpool joking xD u talk too much jajaj
Ikr
frank lol probably doesn’t make to much sense but.........
Never say that
frank worse than deadpool lol
Probably half of the not Hispanic people wanted to know why you spelled hahaha wrong
2022 Yamaha H2000R with the Hayabusa 6000cc cylinder machine engine. I always wanted one of those but I don't think I could afford it.
Roadstar1602 how much does it cost?
Roadstar1602 I always wanted one of them but don't think I could say it lol
Hahahaha i laughed fucking hard at that part 😂😂
Steal then
Holy shit this guy made my day, the girl had no clue what he was talking about.
So to get a girlfriend, I just need to challenge her to a lightsaber fight and take her on a motorbike ride? I can probably do that
mert balbal I have hopes for you
mert balbal its harder than it looks first you need to smoke 6 pounds and 2 ounces of crack and memorize at least 637 dad jokes and talk to much to make things awkward
mert balbal I would have a dirt bike while I do it
Yeah this is a rare breed of woman..unless you’re handsome as hell I don’t know any girl that would be into that
I'm up 4 that😄
“It also has a 6000 cc Hayabusa engine” 😂😂😂
where do you get your coke
FlamingDonkey this
Coke is the only way to make the notion of bringing a pretty woman to Taco Bell seem like a good idea.
that coke must be expensive
@@TheHobum I took my ex-wife wife to taco Bell on our first date lmao
No he drinks like 30 cups of coffee.
I bet the girl was like WTF!!!???😂😂 nice video man
The things you said makes a lot of sense and no sense at all at the same time😂
Windows 10 broken by trying to procces that information
nyampe kesini wkwk
2022 Yamaha H2000 with Hayabusa 6000 cc Cylinder Engine, you really outdid it.
What the hell I just bought a $4,000 motorcycle and went up to a girl and tried a lightsaber duel and all she did was wack me in the face really hard with the lightsaber giving me a concussion.
iRaliex Gotta wear a helmet
You forgot to put your tactical mask my man... Without it you'll be caught lacking...
I got pepper sprayed all over my face fvck
It’s be cause you forgot to delete tinder first.
iRaliex she’s the one 😂
mate you're quick off the mark with your wacky responses......a 2022 h2000r with a Hayabusa 6000cc machine engine in her!!! you're living life right my friend :-)
How to delete someones facebook comment
peter gibson your*
Lil Pssycat: this!
Lil PussyCat he used the correct one. "you are (you're) quick off the mark"
MarincusMan wait I just realized that LMAOOOO
“You know I would like to eat your mustache for dinner”
I was dying
I’d love to go for a ride with this guy just to laugh at his jokes
Did you just fking fight with a random girl with lazer swords and then picked her up and talk random shit that she understood like 25% of it and eat tacos with her or im just going crazy?
Yeah bro of course, how do you meet new people?
seems totaly normal to me
If you believe that this wasn’t staged you’re a fucking idiot.
whiteboiwyatt Why would it be staged?
whiteboiwyatt amm I dont know if I believe it but I definitely believe that you are the idiot here.
Now she gotta give you a ride if you know what i mean 😉😝
danked old joke...
Ayyyy 😂
your parents hate you don’t they
Carter Rouillard my parents do
Carter Rouillard do yours? You seem to have brought it up so quickly.
After watching 3 videos, i've realised that you have to be the weirdest guy on the internet.
iDoesIt Agreed lmao.
i only watched 2 videos to get to that point lol
SilentHunterdz it literally only took me 4 minutes into this video to realize this
I personally love his content makes stuff enjoyable to watch
Juan Ambriz it took me 1.30 min.... untill i realized he doesnt even know her XDD
This is not all about motorcycle, it's more important way you talk and social skills and your jokes. You are funny.
Bet he sniffed the seat when he got home
LMFAOOOOO
OIH MY GOD
Just spit my beer out lmao
My man!
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Bro she even set the lightsabers nicely on the bench, she was totally digging him
The Candy Man good eye sir, i spotted that too!
Not deleting tinder for now cause I can't afford a motorcycle
Emir B.A.745d same here bro
T E N D E R
Anyone can afford one. I don't even work and I can afford one. Between insurance and payments it's like $150/month
I have motorcicle tender is eazier motercycool to mach wark
Emir B.A.745d lmaooooo
When you see your crush but don’t know how to act so you just act like a jedi
That’s me :D
You might lose your feet, just kidding, that wouldn't happen, just kidding it would.
HAH ROASTED
Waiting for the first stupid shoe comment.... Bingo
Sons of Patriarchy Atleast she can’t get away now
CNCycle I der you kiss
CNCycle omg you commented!? I love ur vids!!!!!!
2022 6000cc 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best flirt, 'u might loose ur feet'
It is a possibility.
m.ua-cam.com/video/nJaunazTgD8/v-deo.html
i now regret clicking that link
oh my god wtf... @Pluto
@@pluto8404 that looked pretty nasty. Crazy tho the description said they were able to save her foot!
2:53 “Does it fit, does it feel good?”
Are you nervous why are you talking so much
Simon Kim he is definitely nervous and trying to be funny which I mean I guess he always try’s to be funny
I'm pretty sure people actually talk to others a shit ton or themselves for that matter, because some people have social anxiety and this is about the dumbest way (but effective) to get over that.
or being normal is boring xdd
The best thing ever the 🏍
This was one of the funniest videos I've watched in a very long time.
Derek Hallman for me too
I laughed so hard at the end when she got off the bike
What her channel Christina
And That Kids Is How I Met Your Mom.
Jesus I just recently checked this comment again and this is wayyy to many likes.
OhDeerGacha 😂
Miyuu lol
But dad! That was creepy!
It all started with a lightsaber fight
@@koffeelily I hope they named there child Luke then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Title: *"Delete Tinder, Buy a Motorcycle"*
Me: Best. Idea. EVER!! 😎
‘Hayabus 6000cc cylinder machine’
2022 yamaha h2000R hahahahaha
Lolz
@@marcg3923 Does first gear get you to 200 mph on that thing 😂
Girls just look at me like I have 6 heads.. Maybe it's the Mohawk? 🤔
I actually do have six or seven heads and i'd call it a blessing if nothing else, bob.
Brap Genius LOL only 6? You must only have the multi head starter kit. Once you are ready get the advanced pack it comes with 8 severed heads 16 frog toes 2 pig tails and 3 TJA fire sauce packages.
Will Whyatt that must be what it is, I don't have enough heads😂
I mean i collect them and hang them up in my yard. You can never get to much head.
eternal surge dude this was the best sponsored ad ever, I actually enjoyed it!
What drugs you do?
He drinks 30 cups of coffee.
Hows that speed doin
Anto Mustaine it crack
Anthetimines
Coochie
"here's my 2022 Yamha h2r 2000 Hayabusa 600cc 16 cylinder"
More like this
Ayyyyeee it’s you
Can we get a cooking segment with you and kleb sub d please?? Probally cook tacos🤣🤣
What Sub D said
I was pretty straight faced through the video, then he said "Thanks, you 22" and I completely lost it lmao favorite video on youtube.
Hunter Smith I read this comment right as he said it lmao
You must be new here ... I think by now he has everything covered from *_you three_* to *_you twenty-two_* lol
Galaxy S7 yeah this was my first video I watched by him. A month ago.
This isn’t a Channel I even knew about two months ago. Just stumbled across it and found this.
Just like most of us ...
"Are you sure you wanna do this?" *Finland*
Y2G Gaming that's the sign that means "she wanted him to take her home and go deep inside yeeaaahhhh"
suami
Suomi xD
Y2G Gaming I WAS DYING HAHAHA
PERKELE
that must be the weirdest dude she ever met
that felt even weird just watching it lmao
You’re socially akward.... I LOVE IT!
how? he's like the opposite of awkward
Well let me explain. I think this guy was just being a little akward and i thought it was funny. No need to come at me like that. And why should i place a comment to cover my own akwardness? It just seems a little weird to do. I really don't know why you are comming at me like that. I didn't do anything wrong. I just stated my opinion and i loved that he was a little akward. It made the video fun to watch. And you don't have to use rich words to pretend like you are older, smarter or cooler. But if you are using these words because you are older you should rethink what you are doing. Trying to roast some kid on youtube for having an opinion.
Have a nice one!
hes not awkward
Al ex i think he was a bit akward
Morgan FreemanI agree though, he is a bit awkward but he plays it off okay.
Them subtitles man!!
-Here is fine.
-Right here?
-Quack
LOL
She was a cool chick
People like you can change the world and make it a better and happier place in the world .
I'm first time on this channel and I can tell, u r fkin' weird xD
Trust me... that doesn't get better
:'D.
Yeah , he is weird but still funny
thats why he is so funny ;).
SGT. CookieZz yup
WexiHD me too
How to get a girlfriend using GOpro and a motorcycle
Gamers Union and lightsaber’s
And a taco
And confidence
I have been to that taco bell it is in dimond cove californi by the beach omg
No, it's how to get a girlfriend by doing any kind of stupid thing... but being attractive :v
2022 yamaha h2000r hayabusa 6000cc cylinder machine engine
How can someone be so awkwardly outgoing yet somewhat cool and funny at the same time. Bikers are the best
5:50 Volvo 945 😍😍
Correction: Buy a Motorcycle and a Personality.
XD
Try story
Motorcycle ride and taco bell date. Guess I do need to get a motorcycle lol.
Get a Zero, be a hero
well. my motorcycle doesn't really work for me in that way. but that's probably cause i don't just randomly stop at sidewalks to have light saber fights with them
Timo Bensch oh yea that's true I'd probably have to whip out the ol lightsaber I have somewhere too lol
Caleb Smith ya get a Harley Davidson
0:01 "you know what" he said and proceeded to shred every single word in the english language.
i also found a girl near bench, i fed her, i pet her, she barked twice and that's it, i drove off my 1992 poni bike. cheers
Cheers m8!
That girl♥️
This is like a movie where the main character ( The chick ) meets an important side character to lead her on an adventure to the final boss
Every year I stumble upon this video again and I am never disappointed