@@morevampirechicken I didn't think you were off form at all. I was in hysterics at so many points in this game. This has got to be one of your funniest vids yet due to all the noob slams!! Absolute gold 😂😂😂
😂 Brilliant Move!! 24:14 You can killed the bot first with other pathing route here 27:25 deployed enough to clear 9 and 6, and in the end of the path you killed Black but also ended the game immediately
At least some of the novices had fun. Those cap rolls and decision-making were epic. Count the caps before trying to give your homie 2nd, is the takeaway here. Although red might have got 2nd. They had more troops but 1 less territory than black at the end.
Funny ending. 🤪 Who's to say who got 2nd? Red had 14 troops in 5 territories (a.k.a. cells since this is Alcatraz) and Black had 11 troops in 6 cells...
How do people 'quit' on this game? Why are there so many bot outs? Do they all just quit the app? Am I missing something? Why would the majority of players not just click surrender? Surely most people don't care about their rank?
There’s a flag button to surrender or you can just close the app. I guess some people that don’t care about rank only play games when they have the insane godspawn and quit games immediately if there position is little undesirable
@@morevampirechicken That’s what I don’t understand. The majority of quitters use the close the app strategy rather than just clicking surrender. Surely there aren’t that many players who care about their rank or only want to play a single game and just rage alt f4… Crazy
@@InfernalPasquale clicking surrender is much more complicated - it requires thinking and 2 clicks in the right places. If you ever play anonymous/unrated chess online you will find that 99% of players just close the browser tab or app. the worst leave it open to punish you.
If you don't want to be a novice anymore. The only thing you teach sir is mayhem. Total and utter mayhem. Only the very best GMs can produce such madness yet win so flawlessly. Did you see your God roll on the bonus retake. I think it was a 12 and you lost 4 😅. Anything goes in Prison.
The best part about the vampirechicken channels are that about 75% of cap runs are complete surprises.
About 76%
You have to put this one on main channel. The pink feed to black needs to be seen by everyone. That was one of the best plays I've seen in risk.
Red feeding pink was the best noob slam of all time. Why is this on the second channel?!?
After seeing that I thought the same thing! Hahahha
I felt like my energy was a little bit low on this video… but wait until you see the main channel Alcatraz game this week on Tuesday!
@@morevampirechicken low energy? bruh I was legit shocked!
@@morevampirechicken I didn't think you were off form at all. I was in hysterics at so many points in this game. This has got to be one of your funniest vids yet due to all the noob slams!! Absolute gold 😂😂😂
@@morevampirechickenenergy was off? My wife was getting mad cause I was so "shocked" and kept laughing. This is a great video
This might actually be the greatest game of Risk I've ever witnessed
7:27 4 on 4-cap is 6.3% balanced blitz. It's also a 21% roll in true random
Why is that not 0 in balanced blitz lol
at 22:40 there are 3 bulldozers and a joker - green had a trade on 4
paid actor exposed!
Even though it's easier to win against novices, games with them feel much more fun/entertaining due to the chaos they can bring.
😂 Brilliant Move!! 24:14
You can killed the bot first with other pathing route here 27:25 deployed enough to clear 9 and 6, and in the end of the path you killed Black but also ended the game immediately
What in the world did I just watch 😭
This video was brought to you by the letter S and the word Shocked
Could've 100% gave red secound by using your big stack to attack the inside of the black bonus and finish it on the external cap 😂
At least some of the novices had fun. Those cap rolls and decision-making were epic. Count the caps before trying to give your homie 2nd, is the takeaway here. Although red might have got 2nd. They had more troops but 1 less territory than black at the end.
red was secretly a genius and he actually got second with 14 troops left vs the bots 11. well played
red running away after you went psycho is so funny
I love you and your content! It brings friendly and funny energy to my daily tough day. 😊
Can't believe there were 6 grandmasters in this game! 😂😂😂
I am definitely 😯!
Loved it especially when Red ran into pink don’t think they planed to let the bot kill pink but it was a great play anyway
At first i only liked watching meta settings, but like wine, refined taste takes time to develop.
I’m fairness to red, black kind of screwed him over before the first turn.
26:48 but isn't the next black card a cap run so maybe black still gets 2nd? It might not help red.
red single handedly , with one cap slam made black get a higher placement 😂😂
I don't wanna be a novice anymore, so I subscribed.
Funny ending. 🤪 Who's to say who got 2nd? Red had 14 troops in 5 territories (a.k.a. cells since this is Alcatraz) and Black had 11 troops in 6 cells...
A noob rainbow! Everyone wants a piece.
This video was pleasantly shocking thank you Mr. Chicken :D
omg was the funniest game of risk ive ever seen, happy noob year 😂😂
That was a *shocker!* 😮
Why does every game feel like a fever dream 😂😂😂
HAPPY ALCASUNDAY
That was a lot of fun
Hahaha absolutely insane turn 1!
Cap yoink. Cap yoink. Cap yoink.
Good game and well played
They should make a game mode where all the territories are capitals and capitals are 4 dice like the wall of China map! 😂😂😂😂
Or they should make the dice adjustable by the host. Imagine all rolls are 7 defensive dice v one offensive dice!
There's an Italian version of the game where defenders get 3 dice by default. Talk about stalemates...
How do people 'quit' on this game? Why are there so many bot outs?
Do they all just quit the app?
Am I missing something? Why would the majority of players not just click surrender? Surely most people don't care about their rank?
There’s a flag button to surrender or you can just close the app. I guess some people that don’t care about rank only play games when they have the insane godspawn and quit games immediately if there position is little undesirable
I assume they just rage kick their PC and it crashes.
@@morevampirechicken That’s what I don’t understand. The majority of quitters use the close the app strategy rather than just clicking surrender. Surely there aren’t that many players who care about their rank or only want to play a single game and just rage alt f4… Crazy
@@InfernalPasquale clicking surrender is much more complicated - it requires thinking and 2 clicks in the right places.
If you ever play anonymous/unrated chess online you will find that 99% of players just close the browser tab or app. the worst leave it open to punish you.
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If you don't want to be a novice anymore. The only thing you teach sir is mayhem. Total and utter mayhem. Only the very best GMs can produce such madness yet win so flawlessly. Did you see your God roll on the bonus retake. I think it was a 12 and you lost 4 😅. Anything goes in Prison.
Hilarious !
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I'm going to down vote every one of his videoes until UA-cam stopes making me hear his voice by recomending him.