The three laws of noobery by vampirechicken are: 1.(Law of the Honeypot) Noobery can best be observed if you always go for the honeypot. 2. (Law of the Split Bonus) If there is a split bonus, there will be a noob attempting to hold it as fast as possible. 3. (Law of the Bigger Noob, Introduced today) For every noob, there will always be a player with greater or equal noobery behind them.
the videos where you lose your cap and come back are interesting tbh. snowball games on the meta settings and europe advanced are usually the games I personally click off of. they are stale. glad to see you playing the rest of the game more often now haha
I used to think VC was a good player but most of his wins come against terrible noobs. Now his trash talking sometimes has a negative edge to it. Unsub
The three laws of noobery by vampirechicken are:
1.(Law of the Honeypot) Noobery can best be observed if you always go for the honeypot.
2. (Law of the Split Bonus) If there is a split bonus, there will be a noob attempting to hold it as fast as possible.
3. (Law of the Bigger Noob, Introduced today) For every noob, there will always be a player with greater or equal noobery behind them.
Epitaph for VC: a man of conviction. He lived -- and he died -- for the honeypot.
Oh my god! *This man* *_does_* *know his Risk!!!*
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the videos where you lose your cap and come back are interesting tbh. snowball games on the meta settings and europe advanced are usually the games I personally click off of. they are stale. glad to see you playing the rest of the game more often now haha
I was looking for the blue cap on turn one. I feel like a fool, of course it was stolen.
Your cap selection is the epitome of “he chose violence”.
Dude missed Rook A1 at 12:36
Would like to see more of this map. But tbh all the new maps are interesting at the very least.
Skeld is the original setting for Among Us. It may have sentimental value that influences people’s enjoyment.
Red absolutely saved your cap from getting slammed by the bot when they attacked whites stack randomly. What a homie.
Honestly the best games I like of yours are when you lose the cap OR you lose, because you lose with style and Honor 👊
Red and Purple were 100% collaborating
Of course a god roll for pink
Red, the dale Carnegie of the risk board?😂
There's always a bigger noob - Quai Gon VCin
4:22 they probably don’t watch after you lose your cap bc they bitter out of UA-cam lol
GG, you really tried
I feel like a grandmaster enduring these plays 😅
It saddens me to see your bounce house deflated man.
Happy More Vampire Chicken video drop
You gotta report these collaborators man
Good post!
Watching you consistently make poor decisions has made me better at Risk
Woop woop!
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Phew, I was about to stop watching after turn 1 but then turn 3 got me to keep watching
And I don't remember what turn made me want to quit Risk all together
Wait... we don't watch videos where you lose your cap?
Have 28 minutes left, but I guess I leave now!
Regretfully, I must unsubscribe. I may never recover from seeing more happening during a game than 6 hours of professional taking a card and passing.
I used to think VC was a good player but most of his wins come against terrible noobs. Now his trash talking sometimes has a negative edge to it. Unsub