The Couples Test
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I love this and I love you!
i cant believe they just sidestepped the whole bestfriend thing
Ikr
tbf she said when they said threesome, he was the first name to pop up, which is bad, but it's not exactly the same as saying "I want to fuck your best friend," like I'm sure if some mentioned a threesome, then their best friend would be the likeliest candidate, like I've never had one so I don't know what I'm talking about but I feel like best friend threesomes are the most realistic ones to happen no?
I bet he didn’t
@@IngPeace like cody said i think id kill to be a fly in the car ride home lmao
It would crush me jesus thats the worst answer. Even if your brain goes to close friends you see a lot.. just say some celebrity, like come on thats what normal people doooo
cody is giving “we saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe” towards the married couple
Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston in that one murder mystery movie
So fair. Dude with the long hair is basically perfect
@@miri745they were both cute imo
they seemed cool
can u blame him tho they're so cool
The one who loves thirst traps and has small calves absolutely killed it! I mean, killed his relationship.
no fr, like that shits so disrespectful to a relationship :( so many men will beat around the bush just so it justifies them doing it knowing that its bad
Nah fr bro actively bombed his relationship 💀
Tiktok history completely ruined my relationship. I have a no looking a half naked girls and watching corn boundary. I found SO much on his phone. He knew it was one of my boundaries and still did it. I will never understand why they do this. Like honestly that girl deserves SO much better.
LMAOOO
real
the guy that said 9 months is 100% the boyfriend that’s way too honest and when u tell him he hurt your feelings he’s like “so you want me to lie to you?” lmao
Yeah, would you want someone to lie to you?
@@poopyfartballs5363exactly lol
@@poopyfartballs5363you can be honest without being an asshole. if your partner tells you you hurt their feelings, responding "so you want me to lie to you?" is an immature and rude ass answer. just ask why and have a conversation about it so you know how you can word things better, still be honest, and not make your partner feel bad. not that hard
@@poopyfartballs5363 yea because the problem is whether it's truthful or not 😂
Better than a liar ngl
I hope Cody knows that how he feels about the cool couple is how we feel about him and Kelsey
AWWWWWWW
YES
!!!!!
Best comment!
The combo of "Her shoulders" and "Being poor" left me gasping for air 😂
@@malegazeofficialnot really the answers, got me laughing, its that he answered them like completely opposite of what she was saying
@@malegazeofficial yeah, Cody's been killing it for a bit too long for that one to resonate with him lol he didn't get it at all. For some reason, he mistook it for being afraid of other poor people lmao
that dude seems like a horrible bf, looks at thirst traps in front her, doesn't listen or remember anything she told him (e.g. not knowing her Dad's name was Daniel) and also thinking his driving skills meant he was putting the most effort in the relationship... how is he pulling this off? is she blind?
@yeatfan762 that's ridiculous
@yeatfan762 this isn’t 4 Chan my guy
My jaw dropped to the floor at "probably nine months"
@@wanderingjadah “she would want me to be happy as quickly as possible” is such an ass excuse too. Like maybe she’d say that but I think pretty much everyone would like to think that their partner would be sad
Why's everyone focusing on him the other dude said 6 months lmao
@@kakamaru5the other dude thought he was answering for her tho
I’d cry lmao
@@kakamaru5 you’re not wrong it was just the timing of his answer was so hilarious
cody throwing glances at the shit stained carpet throughout this is so funny
I was hysterically laughing every time he kept looking back and mentioned it 😂😂
thats what he gets for wearing his damn shoes in the house like come on man
Made his confident march in the beginning of the video even funnier 😂
@@freedommwait true 😂
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this video was an emotional rollercoaster because one second im crying at the cool ass couples love story then mad as hell at the guy who clearly shouldnt be dating that girl lolll
It would be me thinking "wow, I am not sure anyone has loved each other more than these two love each other" quick cut to "9 months" and I got whiplash
@@Dueyrando1 no literally 😭 when he said 9 months I got so mad
Girl in the baby blue turtle neck definitely deserves a lot better. She’s so cute and I’m sure she’s great but deserves way better.
Am I crazy or is that a lilac turtle neck?
@@Your_Native_Mothman it looked lilac to me too
@@Your_Native_Mothman It's that whole viral thing back in the day with the dress picture. Different people see color differently and that color somehow steps on that line. I see baby blue.
You mean the guy?
I agree. He doesn't seem like a good partner for her or even one in general & gives MAJOR narcissistic vibes for sure!!! 😮
that one couple that cody wants to be besties with are honestly so healthy and fun frfr
Something so cute about how she shouted "fill up the fucking tank!"
They def love, appreciate and respect eachother so much. I was crying with her lol. I just wish to find a relationship like that in the future
"so healthy and fun frfr"
No
The guys a poser. A simp. The gushing is so cringe, and dishonest.
@@Vanillabean315Damn dude who hurt you. People can and do genuinely love each other like this
The long hair dude couple is so wholesome even something bad happen its a misunderstanding
Their relationship is like a fairytale. So sweet. I'm so happy they found each other. ❤
I've been sobbing they are so cute
we all can only hope to have a relationship as good
Her saying she would sleep with his best friend with no hesitation and then having to be told that he's watching her from the other room is WILD
Wouldn’t they probably be watching the video together after tho…? Like I’m confused why people don’t think 😂
that's a break-up for me
major red flag imo
fr i NEED to be a fly in that car ride home
he’s too fine to be dealing w all that lemme take care of him…
HOW are the "fill up the gas tank" couple so freaking healthy?? I'd buy their masterclass if there ever was one god damn
Probably cuz they obviously smoke weed err day lol!
"That's my dad" my jaw hit the floor-
fr like i would be breaking up after this vid 💀
Wait, I missed that, do you have a timestamp?
@@JenNittahl I think its 21:46
@@-cloxd-Nah, that's crazy.
It’ll take Cody longer to get over the shit on the rug than that dude would get over his girlfriend dying 💀
Lmao yes😂
Fantastic call back!!😂
1# comment for sure holy sh*t!! 😂😂😂
I’m so glad Kelsey let her husband out of the garage, that’s so sweet of her
Probably regretting it now that he got shit all over the carpet
@@frances9975 LOL
@@frances9975yeah he’s fs back in the garage now
@@frances9975HAHAHHA
Cody shouting out Kelsey with the "You have purse?" was a great way to end the video.
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO NOTICE
wait what’s the time stamp i can’t find i’m saying this
@@skylarsturgis04 22:23
Didn't get it
@@veenus745she has a viral tiktok sound from a podcast clip where she said “i had purse” and the cohost made a funny joke out of it
I love the married couple so much. Had my ass tearing up. Find you a partnership like that. Everyone deserves that kind of love and devotion.
Man the guy that got everything wrong doesn’t deserve that girl at all she definitely is so sweet and he’s just around because she gives him attention.
They'd been together a year. You don't wait 3-5 years after a 1 year relationship to get back out there. 9 months is reasonable.
Love seeing how emotional involved Cody gets with the couple while still peering at the dog poop on the carpet 😂😂
Cody a pure G.
who said it was dog
Dude knew his gf's ex was specifically "really bad and terrible"
they fs were practicing before
fr he looked like he wanted to exact revenge.
@@jrapny tell me he doesnt look like willem defoe specifically green goblin
@@XanderWildThank you!!!
@@jrapny especially on later questions like 10:50 he really looks murderous
10:55 "being poor" "slugs" 😭😭
14 years with 4 kids wowe they look so young its adorable how they still act like new sweethearts❤
I actually almost cried twice 😭
21:00 “You both got under 50% of them right”
They both got 11/20 right?? This guy can’t math
Right? I heard that and immediately paused and went back to double check. Makes me wonder if that was an in the moment things and retallied it in post deciding to give them some of the iffier ones. The editing also made it seem like that tattooed couple was nailing it while the double 11/20 ones seemed a bit more iffy in comparison despite having pretty similar scores.
i was looking for this comment 😂
That couple that guessed everything wrong YIKES they seem so bad for each other
If its Sofia and Alex, he especially seems bad for her. 😬
@@lavenderangel2655 misandrist
I really hope she broke up with him and he works on himself and by that I don’t mean going to the gym since that is all that straight guys like him think equals ‘working on yourself’. He should go to therapy and learn how to be a good partner and get rid of his weird ass thirst trap addiction. That poor girl wasted an entire year
Wowwwwww!!! The dude that thought her DADS NAME was her first boyfriends name... he suuuucccckkkkssss.
I screamed so loud 😂
I literally gasped with Cody
I’m sorry but the “ nine months” guy is giving “ I didn’t get the girl I really wanted so I’m going to settle for this girl cause she gives me the attention that I so desperately want” vibe Like every answer was so douche
100%
I feel like every (straight) girl has dated someone like him.
100 percent
No bc the “she’d want me to be happy as soon as possible” was vile work 😭
She could do way better
0:01 the fact that this is literally the moment that the dog poop got on the carpet is killing me
HAHAA
Cody looking back at the carpet every second and getting pissed every time, is such a dad thing.
The couple guessing everything wrong then the telepathic couple 😭
that married couple is adorable i hope they never break up
they’ve been together for 14+ years and still have so much love for each other 🥹 i think it’s safe to say that they will live happily together forever 😭
the 14 yr married couple was sooo inspiring to see
the recurrent look back at the carpet every few seconds and the screaming about the shit on the carpet just shows how soon the dad energy has taken over cody
Sitting here deadass crying lmao. Like I hate seeing PDA and superficial love it just pisses me off… but seeing an actual relationship with real love and real sustenance and respect and trust like.. 😭😭
As someone who is poor. Being poor is a good option for a thing to fear.
i totally agree y'all would NOT like it down here below the poverty line💀
Literally he’s acting like it’s not a bad fear, sir I lost 12 teeth at 18, had to start working at 16, and now that I’m learning about financial freedom and breaking the cycle , I genuinely would not wish being below the poverty line on ANYONE, Bering afraid of being poor is a very normal and valid fear. If you’ve never been poor, I could see how someone could think that answer is shallow, it’s not
As someone who was poor growing up, it's one of my biggest fears that I'll be poor again. That fear is completely valid.
@@malegazeofficialI think he just thought that he was making her look materialistic and vain more than a poor person hater.
Same
Cody showing off his calves while complaining about the shit on the carpet is so dad coded 😭😭
it's gonna be sooo awkward if she's literally never complained about her shoulders in her life and that's just something he doesnt like about her
No guy has ever cared about a women’s shoulders she had to have mentioned it at least once.
@@williamarmbruster3666I’m sorry but that’s just completely untrue. It’s a huge beauty standard that a woman having big shoulders is “masculine” and “unattractive”. Girls with broad shoulders at my school were called ugly and linebackers. Its a joke made in 90s movies constantly. My own male family members would say it about women on tv. Every girl I’ve ever met is insecure about their shoulders and arms because of it. I think it’s great that you’ve never cared and don’t associate with men who do, but don’t project how you feel onto every man. It may not be intentional but it’s very invalidating to women. Just because you don’t see it doesn’t mean it’s not true. You’re not a woman so you don’t see what we see, because you’re not living that experience. Which is fine, just accept it and be open to that concept. Not knowing is fine, but refusing to believe something because you don’t see it when you’d have no way to unless you’re a woman is another thing.
I thought the same exact thing
@@williamarmbruster3666idk a dude who is super insecure about his calves might
@@Hollyh666 As a guy, I've never thought about a girls shoulders but that's horrible. Your shoulders are great the way they are.
Cody crushin on this couple was it for me 😂
The contrast between the incredibly wholesome eldest couple that I would die for and the (probably) youngest couple that is a straight up meme is too much for my brain to handle
Just ping pong back and fourth between "awww" and "WHAT"
Cody stepping in dog shit and tracking it in THEN telling us about it is EXACTLY why I fkng love him. He's just like us, guys. 😆
he's literally me.
And then the rest of the video he’s looking at it while talking to us lmao
It would have been epic if the editor made him small when he kicked his shoes off. 🤣 oh well. 🙃
@@blahblahblahlogan7061 yesss! I would have had to clean it up before I kept going. 😆
Doo doo
I don't know which was crazier, the "he wouldn't know how to perform" or the "I would know" in response
Idc how much Zade is making he needs a raise Cody walking up to the camera short is the highlight of my day
cody qupting his wife with "you have purse" at the end was PERFECT LMAOOOO
That married couple are serious goals.
That, “GOD DAMMIT!”, at 15:09 was definitely sounding VERY dad!
Gah damt
it was lowkey triggering bc it sounded just like my dad 💀
@@jessicai7096 omg same, i literally flinched. universal scary dad noises
There’s a video of a dad doing that to a broken tv prank that I’m picturing right now. It’s with a tall black dad and a short white mom. The son pranks them and the dad’s got his hands on the door frame slamming his hands on it going “GOD DAMN!!!!” over and over while the mom stands in the background with her hands over her mouth. Ik someone knows what I’m talking about.
@@jessicai7096😊
The married couple is goals
no one better be fuckin eating
I am
Same😊
i have bad news for you
It's 6am for me so just a coffee brother
i’m takin a lovely ol shite lad
genuinely feel bad for the girl dating the '9 months guy', she seems so sweet and he seems so annoying
K but expecting someone to wait 3-5 years to resume dating after your death is an insane expectation to have when you've been dating less than a year
That one couple absolutely looks like brother and sister. I know that's a thing, but seriously you could tell me they were twins and I'd believe you.
YES AND WHEN HE WAS SAYING SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL I'M LIKE "... mk bud"
i was waiting for cody to call it out, since he talked about it before in the tinder video, but DAMN it's almost disturbing
@@rat697 I thought their appearances, as a result of identical genetic material aside from chromosomes worked for her. Not so much for him. :)
@@BobbySacamano LMAO yeah agreed. she's gorgeous, not to be rude but I wouldn't date him and I'm not as pretty as she is if that says anything.
THEY ARE TWINS ITS WEIRD
I'm in love with the married couple. They are so sweet. I need a channel of just them.
SAME
Him constantly checking up on the shit in his carpet for the rest of the video was absolutely hilarious😭
at the start blue sweater girl said she wish he asks her more questions and his response was that he was just more observant....clearly that was wrong
you always hear people say that high school relationships will never last. so it’s really refreshing to see one that clearly did and are genuinely happy
I’m still with my HS sweetheart, 14 years!
20:51 Cody suddenly going from laughing about the guy's low score to snapping into a 4/20 joke was hilarious
like a sleeper agent activation
Just committed arson, impeccable timing as always cody. 🤭
YOOO, SAME 🔥🔥🔥
Oh, is arson the trend now? Ok, ok🔥🔥🔥🚒👍
That's crazy me too 🔥🔥🔥
they better pin this one lmaoo
Lemme hop on the arson trend 🔥🔥🔥
"im her chauffeur" is crazy
Yeah he sounded resentful to me
Ong that sounded spiteful
yea that was pretty telling. girl run
right like my girlfriend won't get her license becasue she's terrified of driving, and i don't like driving, but i would absolutely have no problem driving her where she needed to be ??? (currently n/a because we live five states away from each other). i could never think of it as im her chauffeur???
he hates her sm its so clear..hes a loser
When dude said his favorite position was missionary after saying about how his calves are skinny and don’t match him, made so much sense
that calves guy man… he’s COOKED
if someone mentions their goddamn lunch i’ll lose my mind.
edit: it’s been two seconds and everyone is mentioning their goddamn lunch.
It shows the brain capacity of Cody's audience 😂
Who
u brought it up 🙁
You gonna be ok my guy?
Im eating breakfast
crying at the intro
One of his best
Cheer up mate
as someone who lost a partner, there's absolutely no way you recover from that within 9 months. If you do, there's something seriously wrong with you or you never loved them to begin with.
literally ive only been with my boyfriend for 14 months and if he died i wouldn’t be interested in anyone for the next three years and even then if i found someone i would never get over him
But how tf was he or anyone who hasn’t gone through that supposed to know that . Also healing differs between people
@@annapaoh how can you know that
@@Ksizjsjisdjxjz i just know that. i love my boyfriend and if he died i would be heart broken, if you don’t think you’d be heart broken when your partner dies then you never loved them end of story
@@annapaoh how did you decide on 3 years? Can be it 2 years and 364 days? Where’s the line? How can you possibly predict your feelings and behavior for years?
Awww the married couple is so cute. When she started crying was so wholesome! ❤❤❤
That couple whom have been together for 15 yrs. DREAM TEAM!! Wow.. it is a really strange sensation of relief to see something so authentic and beautiful in this day and age. Didn't know i needed to see that, brought a driplet to my eye.
Once cody saw the poop, he couldn't stop trying to figure out how to clean it up for the rest of the video. True new Dad.
Cody is really my comfort watch. He’s so uplifting. I watch him all the time when I’m going through a rough spot. He’s so funny and I hope he knows he brightens a lot of peoples days.
He's the main reason I still use youtube, that and obscure music from the 1900s.
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The running theme of carpet inspections throughout had me dead. Shitgate.
Stepping into shit would still make me feel viscerally better than that couple’s on screen chemistry
i love how cody had to keep looking back at the shit on his carpet after he noticed it for the first time.
That skater couple was honestly the cutest couple I’ve seen on one of these
those two are pulling on heart strings, please more of this kind, love the reaction videos
I love how you can see how distracted Cody is from the rug situation. Every single time he slightly turns he stares directly at the rug.
first time i cried during a cody ko video please the married couple is so cute
Perfect timing, just sat down for my
for your?
no way! i also just sat down for my
yh, you knew not to finish that sentence
Dont you fucking dare.
he got assassinated mid sentence 💔🙁
"you have purse" chef's kiss
was just about to say this!
the i have purse reference at the end absolutely sealed this video for me thank u for making me choke on my lunch multiple times today cody
the tiny kody edit will NEVER get old.. thank you zade
saying “his bestfriend” and then not following up with “idk why i thought of that cause i would rather die” or some shit like that was actually insane and horrible
In the other video they did as a couple they came off as pretty chill, open minded, and sex positive. For sure she has done a lot of internal work after her sexual trauma and he's helped her with that as a long term partner. People's circles are pretty small these days so just saying the only other non-family male you see the most often isn't really that unbelievable. Doesn't mean she really wants to.
@@TabrizWalkerFR. People usually react emotionally to these videos. These commenters can’t see through their own jealous fog to think critically about these topics.
@@TabrizWalker also she said she'd be into a threesome so it's fair to assume she might've considered her choices before, even if not really seriously
@@Ksizjsjisdjxjz I agree it feels comments are projecting rather than trying to be understanding
@@jasonmillsom2981it’s literally everyone on here. People hate the guy who answered “her shoulders”
calf guy’s answers made my face go bitter lol i think the 9 month answer got me the worst 😭
why is everyone so mad about that when Silas literally said 6 months???
@@olivialillegard2540 I mean he’s on level footing when his partner said that thing about his best friend for the threesome, the calf guy is just plain shitty to the girl.
Call me crazy but something tells me he wouldn’t even wait 9… He kinda seemed like he couldn’t care less about her and acted like she was a burden because he has to drive her around and somehow thought he was putting more into the relationship because of it 🙄 what an absolute twat.
@@furthestcloud but can they talk the whole best friend thing out…. that’s the question
@@Kawa-Yuki you’re crazy. Touch grass and stop jumping to stupid conclusions about this silly little internet video because you can’t see past your own insecurities
To be fair, the best couple has been together for much much longer
22:23 Really scratched an itch in my brain to hear you say that, thank you, Cody
whenever codys editor doesn’t put those funny ass 2-3 second long brain rot clips at the very end of the video, it feels like we’re on time out or something
The next edition of D&D will only have three stats: Good, Strong, and Cool
Shut up nerd
Cody catching a glance at the carpet every minute or so and just hating himself for it is so real
Silas looks like Willem Dafoe.😂
I see more of a Steve Buscemi.
@@psychonaut1502 yes!! Him too. When she answered the question about her ex hurting her, the look on his face reminded me of Dafoe.
I was thinking the same!
The couple of 14 years has me crying and gives me hope 🥹😭
Saw this couple and I was like "haha maybe love IS real"
The married couple is truly couple goals. They are just so sweet and down to earth. They seem so connected! Sophia and Alex….i don’t think they’re gonna make it man 😂 I dunno, they don’t seem like they have very good communication and they honestly don’t seem like their personalities mesh well. Again tho…this is a clipped video on the internet so who’s rlly to say totally. But from what it SHOWS…I dnt think it looks promising 😂😂
I know! I wish we could get updates on the couples lol I want to know if Sopia and Alex are still together? They seem so mismatched. It seems like alex couldn't be bothered to get to know his gf 🙁
10000% agreed. You can definitely tell which couples aren’t gonna make it from just a few interactions imo!
he’s just a boring straight guy who needs to be humbled and she’s just cute girl who deserves way better
@@olivialillegard2540dude wtf? That is so fucking uncalled for. honestly you just sound jealous as hell.
@@olivialillegard2540 I mean…I still date a straight man…the one I’m currently with just isn’t boring. 😂
I wanna climb into the hood on Codys hoodie. 😂😂 I think we could ALL fit.
do NOT go in there. trust me
Orange chicken stir fry, some raspberries and a glass of milk
good ass lunch
was on board till the glass of milk
people who willingly choose to drink straight milk in a glass are weird AF, like borderline psycho
Drink up, it's delicious@@bichen-up-ur
why On earth did i think the Orange stir fry was code for the cool couple everyone liked, raspberries were the blonde, and glass of milk was skinny calves boy
That last jab at Kelsey with “I have purse” made me laugh so hard
Cody just looking around checking the carpet for sh*t 😂 not even watching the video bc he is so concerned 15:13
I love how quickly the lunch joke turned contentious here😂
I'm dying at the fact that he keeps turning back to look at the carper, mid sentence, as well 😂
The blonde saying that him moving to pursue his career is a hard no, then following up by saying she’d do anything for him….
Lmao the angry glances back at the carpet after he realises
that one couple is so solid i love them im gonna cry