Congress tart was first mentioned by Karl when he was on XFM radio with Ricky and Steve. He said that he couldn't find them in london and that he loves them.
I dont think hes lazy per-say (he sure does a crap load of tiling) but activities have to have a point. Ex lacing shoes, he uses velcro to save the bother.
I have read Karl's 7 wonders book, and i can say with whole hearted honesty it was the most enjoyable read ever... and i really dont like reading. In the prologue they talk about the sausage incident and im glad it was on this video because i so wanted it to be true xD
university of toronto in canada. I wanted to go to uni in the UK but it's just too expensive. I might check it out if I go back to school for a masters though. Did you grad in EE or something?
Women can choose whatever they want. If they don't cook then they have to get their little booties out there and mow the lawn, install dishwasher, fix the pipes, clean the gutters, etc. Of course they can do it but physically demanding jobs are usually easier for men. It's just a way to divide up the housework. To be honest I don't really care how people divide it up it's just a suggestion from my experience which certainly doesn't apply to everyone. Or you can just pay someone to do it :P
I put some plates on the electric stove to heat them up once. I must have done it wrong because they broke. I hardly ever had to cook again. Sorry Erica. The sausage idea is good though.
i always wondered what sort of woman would it take to put up with a guy like Karl with his peculiar ways. But now i know from that email she knows exactly how to handle life with him lol
I'm a women and I think it's a women's job to get good at cooking but a man should be able to cook basic food when shes not home. She made the food and he couldn't even heat it up lol. I know actual men like this it's amazing how lazy they are. If my husband left me instructions for something to do that was handy man related I would just do it. Most men nowadays can cook though, probably because a lot of ladies aren't stepping up to the plate :P
Ricky's wheeze when Karl says he didn't heat up the quiche gets me every time
Lol same xD
I swear he coughed up a lung
Suzanne must be a saint.
I love the way Steve interrupts himself to say "that's not cooking, Karl"
Sausages in toaster, I almost died laughing 😂
Nice of Suzanne to write out so many instructions; that's sweet. :)
Wouldn't it be funny if we ever heard Suzanne's side of the stories Karl tells them about. That would be hilarious.
They'd probably make more sense
*suzanne
ULOIRAR Who do you work for? The spelling police 👮♂️?
Who’s Susan?
@@johnisntmyrealname81 Karl's girlfriend
Congress tart was first mentioned by Karl when he was on XFM radio with Ricky and Steve. He said that he couldn't find them in london and that he loves them.
This segment geuinely has more laughs than any TV show or film, it builds and builds until "Sausages in the toaster". How can someone be this funny!
"I love how she has to tell him where the dressing is! You know, just in case he's reaching for bleach!"
Ricky laughing at 3:20 is the best thing
Karl is REALLY lucky to have Suzanne.
i'm absolutely pissin myself this it quality
Turn it off!! Panickin’ an’ that
😂😂😂
Brilliant, never heard this one, laughed my arse off!
I can see Karl's logic. I tried to make cheese on toast in a toaster by lying the toaster on its side. It got stuck and set the smoke alarm off.
you must be as daft as him then
11 years on, let's hope you've learned a little bit more
I had to pause the video at "ever since i put sausages in the toaster" 🤣
I had a terrible cramp while watching this and I laughed so much It fucking hurt, but the more it hurt the more I laughed xD
I dont think hes lazy per-say (he sure does a crap load of tiling) but activities have to have a point. Ex lacing shoes, he uses velcro to save the bother.
Sausages in the toaster?! what?! jaysus...
I love all 3 of them, together they are great, but without Karl pretty much all of the best moments of the show wouldn't exist
I know I'm over 4000x the average lifespan of a mayfly late but yeah, I agree.
However...
Square tins. Should be interesting for meatballs
Lol ain't heard this in years. Thanks!
they put their fingers in hahahaa
hahahha I love this, he just keeps adding to it
Sausages in the toaster. :')
I might have heated the quiche, but I'm not fucking around with salad.
Susanne comes home to a smoky kitchen. Karl is standing next to a toaster with sausages sticking out it.
This is amazing 😄😄😄
Awwww.....it's so nice how much she cares about him tho, especially when Ricky and Steve are so horrible :P
Awesome username!
Sausages in the toaster xD xD xD
That would be the kind of cooking book I would totally buy. Susan should write it asap.
"im gunna die ,im going to die" hahahahahaha
To be fair, without Ricky's hilarious laugh and reactions to what Karl says, it wouldn't be as funny either.
"Turn it off!", panickin' an' that...
I have read Karl's 7 wonders book, and i can say with whole hearted honesty it was the most enjoyable read ever... and i really dont like reading. In the prologue they talk about the sausage incident and im glad it was on this video because i so wanted it to be true xD
The noise at 2:29
O_O
love the name congress tart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! karls code word LOL
in tears
eat.
I FUCKING LOST IT!
The best part by far was the last instruction: eat.
“Eat.”
HAHAHAHA!!! "in case he's reaching for bleach"
"Remove the stone..." 😂
that sure is a nice username. way to pay attention man. well done.
Love your channel name :D
"It was ever since I put sausages in the toaster"
hilarious!!
i am so going to toast some sausages!
Haha I really believe everything karl says is true after seeing the video about the house with the flies and the condom :D
CongressTart12, Epic Karl quote.
congress tart is your holiday kidnapping code word and i see it is your channel name here - classic
It does yes, fully cooked waffles in a couple of minutes, it's a life-changing experience trust me :D
I do Engineering at a UK uni, but not electrical.
How did you find it?
they put their fingers in 😂
Hahaha omg rickys laughh at 2:04
Where did you graduate from? (please say a UK uni)
steve is actually 6 feet away from them.
Which episode is this on?
looks like Ricky and Steve are torturing Karl with technologly
That salad sounds delicious
he truely is the forrest gump of real life.
i think the reason karl is the way he is is because he loves suzanne alot
cant believe there are 11 other congresstarts out there
This show depends on all 3 of em :D They are all funny imo. :P
HAHAHAAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
play a record!
What show is this from?
“I know, they’re in ‘ere”
Haha, I'd go for the pay someone to do it option! :P
Wow Nirvana do look different now
Its ever since i put sausages in the toaster...
i cook potato waffles in the toaster, 2 full runs on max heat ;)
Is this from 10 years or so ago?
You have a great username XD
university of toronto in canada. I wanted to go to uni in the UK but it's just too expensive. I might check it out if I go back to school for a masters though. Did you grad in EE or something?
I've seen pictures of that, you just need one with bigger spaces haha.
My work here is done ...
I'm an electrical engineer ;)
Why is everyone going on about religions and history?
Poor Suzanne
no, he still isn't.
this is hilarious.....
lmao ricky gervais makes this show
Women can choose whatever they want. If they don't cook then they have to get their little booties out there and mow the lawn, install dishwasher, fix the pipes, clean the gutters, etc. Of course they can do it but physically demanding jobs are usually easier for men. It's just a way to divide up the housework. To be honest I don't really care how people divide it up it's just a suggestion from my experience which certainly doesn't apply to everyone. Or you can just pay someone to do it :P
I hate absolutely cooked sausages/hotdogs in the toaster.
i think it started in like 2001.
Is Karl a comedian? Like an undercover genius?
no he’s just Karl
hes a millionaire. now. ricky gervias says it in one of his podcasts that he made him "1 million pounds"
I put some plates on the electric stove to heat them up once. I must have done it wrong because they broke. I hardly ever had to cook again. Sorry Erica. The sausage idea is good though.
Im with Karl, I wouldnt of bothered warming it up or adding the avocado
BUUUUURRRRRRN
i always wondered what sort of woman would it take to put up with a guy like Karl with his peculiar ways. But now i know from that email she knows exactly how to handle life with him lol
QED!
Id say his IQ is quite high, but he applies his intelligence in a different way
; )
Who eats a whole quiche for dinner?
You can get like mini ones about the size of a side plate tbf
sausages in the toaster?
I think his IQ is in the 80's
It was from a documentry where he did one and they told you at the end.
Satisfied Fool
she's maybe inexplicable for being with him but maybe she knows something about him we don't.
hes saying that you sound like one... not that you are one.
I'm a women and I think it's a women's job to get good at cooking but a man should be able to cook basic food when shes not home. She made the food and he couldn't even heat it up lol. I know actual men like this it's amazing how lazy they are. If my husband left me instructions for something to do that was handy man related I would just do it. Most men nowadays can cook though, probably because a lot of ladies aren't stepping up to the plate :P
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