Barstool Pizza Review - The Mountain House (Sparkill, NY)

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  • @GreenDistantStar
    @GreenDistantStar Рік тому +1753

    After years of giving dogs the wrong name, Steve finally gets some back.

    • @michelleper5065
      @michelleper5065 Рік тому +7

      why is this dude a "celery" again?

    • @ANTIStraussian
      @ANTIStraussian Рік тому +68

      El Prime Minister, Steve Portnoy, one chomp everybody knows the regulations.

    • @realscoobs
      @realscoobs Рік тому +3

      Damn straight lol

    • @rufioswitch2132
      @rufioswitch2132 Рік тому +3

      👏🏻👏🏻

    • @jamesrath25
      @jamesrath25 Рік тому +7

      @@ANTIStraussian lmfao lololol I love your word smithing at this here UA-cam establishment !

  • @Harz3
    @Harz3 Рік тому +619

    Steve is willing to die for the integrity of his pizza reviews, everybody knows the rules

  • @Jeff-tt7wj
    @Jeff-tt7wj Рік тому +948

    “No, Steve.” Imagine being so sure of yourself that you tell someone else what their name is.

    • @rayj8510
      @rayj8510 Рік тому +44

      Exactly man - that’s what I was thinking. She has had a few Busch Lights.

    • @shirtdirt1874
      @shirtdirt1874 Рік тому +77

      women.

    • @sonvolt5150
      @sonvolt5150 Рік тому +4

      HAHAHAHAHHA

    • @royjenkins2293
      @royjenkins2293 Рік тому +15

      She was in a tough spot because she said she was a big fan but not knowing the name person you are a fan of is a dead giveaway. So she had a conflict of personal truths either she was not a big fan or Steve the Barstool Guy was Messing with her making her feel like an idiot so she resolved the situation in a way that felt less embarrassing.

    • @dadbod488
      @dadbod488 Рік тому +6

      I enjoyed their interaction more than the pizza review 🤣

  • @RammsethMukbang
    @RammsethMukbang Рік тому +600

    If I had to chose between Steve and Dave, I'd rather die than make a choice because they're identically good!

    • @timkinley1779
      @timkinley1779 Рік тому +4

      Nice.

    • @letzgo7631
      @letzgo7631 Рік тому +2

      😂 well said.

    • @omfgh4x
      @omfgh4x Рік тому +4

      Tell 'em Steve Dave!

    • @Amzyy
      @Amzyy Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Broxty
      @Broxty Рік тому

      Coming from a mukbang channel no one cares about. Rather die than choose a name... wtf are you talking about.

  • @mrcaptaincarlin
    @mrcaptaincarlin Рік тому +232

    Steve's really crushing it with these reviews

    • @wombat5252
      @wombat5252 Рік тому +2

      I couldn't watch this though because of the low pitched humming sound. Where is it coming from? It's like torture lol

    • @jcroy5701
      @jcroy5701 Рік тому

      Wom Bat makes me go crazy too

    • @wildberry752
      @wildberry752 Рік тому

      @@wombat5252 Steve's dildo

  • @Macsimus007
    @Macsimus007 Рік тому +123

    They must have been so excited at Grand View for Steve to review their pizza.

    • @TM-mh5ib
      @TM-mh5ib Рік тому +3

      This comment killed me :L

    • @thearnold6454
      @thearnold6454 Рік тому +2

      hahahaha was looking for a comment like yours. Atta boy

  • @smackjack
    @smackjack Рік тому +128

    I love that dave is like a grandpa constantly asking where he is and going on tangents and getting names wrong. Love you pops!

  • @matthewvanderplow4098
    @matthewvanderplow4098 Рік тому +104

    You know it’s good when Dave is on his 3rd slice while still talking

    • @zyzir
      @zyzir Рік тому +11

      whos dave thats steve

    • @NIVO1972
      @NIVO1972 Рік тому +1

      everyone knows.....pot munchies

    • @jaketheriault3338
      @jaketheriault3338 Рік тому +1

      No it’s Steve

    • @northjerseykevin3915
      @northjerseykevin3915 3 місяці тому

      Ya but these go down quick. They’re good but thin. I could eat 1/2 the pie before I get it home. Good stuff. My wife is on her way home with a mushroom and onion pie from this place. Zucchini sticks too

  • @silversteele6624
    @silversteele6624 Рік тому +22

    Steve is living proof that no matter how often you eat it, you can never get tired of pizza. Keep up the good work Steve!

  • @MrChumpus
    @MrChumpus Рік тому +617

    Steve Portnoy, Dave's twin brother who rarely makes public appearances

  • @Conrad9231
    @Conrad9231 Рік тому +160

    One bite, everyone knows Steve

  • @tjshat5635
    @tjshat5635 Рік тому +7

    This was like a 2018-19 dave review, awesome.

  • @razzie9641
    @razzie9641 Рік тому +57

    The slices are so light there you can eat the whole pie yourself, best thin crust pizza ever

    • @wombat5252
      @wombat5252 Рік тому +4

      Looks great but the low pitched humming sound coming from the camera I assume is killing my head. Where the F is it coming from? I can't even deal with that awful sound for more than 30 seconds.

    • @RickGrimes807
      @RickGrimes807 Рік тому

      @@wombat5252 maybe you should go get an MRI dude

    • @wombat5252
      @wombat5252 Рік тому +4

      @@RickGrimes807 You can't hear that? Everyone's hearing can be different just like your eyesight. It's pretty damn loud at such a low pitch. Very, very annoying to me personally.

    • @RickGrimes807
      @RickGrimes807 Рік тому +1

      @@wombat5252 i went back and noticed it after your comment lol. You dont need an MRI after all! Or maybe we both do😄

    • @wombat5252
      @wombat5252 Рік тому +2

      @@RickGrimes807 Hahahaha no problem. Glad you noticed it now! I heard it instantly. My eyesight sucks though so maybe my hearing is a little better because of it? I don't know lol.

  • @muskafella
    @muskafella Рік тому +8

    That Pizza looked fire 🔥2:33 That crunch. That spicy meatball hand gesture. That mini slice. This Pizza looks so good.

    • @sandwichgode
      @sandwichgode Рік тому

      You look good. Everybody knows the rules.

  • @awholenewman155
    @awholenewman155 Рік тому +147

    5min review, you know it'll be a banger

  • @HughJorgan1
    @HughJorgan1 Рік тому +24

    Spider and Austin are doing a great job! Keeping Dave informed and on track. It can’t be easy, everybody knows the rules.

  • @kelex12
    @kelex12 Рік тому +282

    Tells her 5 times it's not Steve, still calls him Steve. Everybody knows the rules.

  • @josephcarrieres8738
    @josephcarrieres8738 Рік тому +18

    3 pieces in one review.. you know it’s fire. Everybody knows the rules

  • @ERX825
    @ERX825 Рік тому +12

    Love Mountain House pizza. I am just shocked that Dave was in the area and didn’t try the Martios coal fire pizza. That is the best in the area

    • @achilles4242
      @achilles4242 Рік тому +3

      Bob’s Thin Crust in Tappan is the place

    • @splivin109
      @splivin109 Рік тому

      @@achilles4242bobs is overpriced af and not good

    • @refugeinc.159
      @refugeinc.159 Рік тому +2

      Martio's is the absolute best traditional NY pizza. It is perfection. He went to Nanuet Hotel and Nanuet Restaurant, and skipped right past Martio's. Can't believe it!

  • @JohnnyTheGreek91
    @JohnnyTheGreek91 Рік тому +85

    Dave has two brothers, one Steve who does One Bite Reviews on his own and one Mike who is a world famous drummer, everybody knows the rules.

  • @jonaskessler326
    @jonaskessler326 Рік тому +3

    1:05 “what town are we in? Rockland? Rockland.” Video description says Sparkill, NY 😂

  • @larencedavis3500
    @larencedavis3500 Рік тому +3

    So cool when Steve can step in for Dave and do a review when Dave is busy. Steve knows the rule. And no rookie scores from Steve either. Good work Steve!

  • @justiniane.michaels5833
    @justiniane.michaels5833 Рік тому +2

    I can’t believe they didn’t show a tour inside The Mountain House. Right up Steve’s alley of ambience and decor. Absolutely love this place - been going here since a kid with all my friends and family!

  • @twtw1241
    @twtw1241 Рік тому +10

    “I love you Steve” “I’m not Steve I’m Dave” “who cares I love barstool”
    😂

  • @lomediagroup
    @lomediagroup Рік тому +3

    This place is amazing! We are happy to see this.

  • @hardricreamo
    @hardricreamo Рік тому +3

    This is one of our favorite places, been waiting years for you to go there

  • @AnonYmous-ry2jn
    @AnonYmous-ry2jn Рік тому +8

    kudos for keeping it honest by not denying a tie to 2 equally great pizzas!!! Now hit the Five Towns for the "5T Pizza Crawl Chanukah Special" 🕯🕯🕯🕯

    • @daddyskaddy94
      @daddyskaddy94 Рік тому +1

      If only 5 towns had good pizza

    • @a.e.4156
      @a.e.4156 Рік тому

      Can all the pizza'le fans chill out?

    • @AnonYmous-ry2jn
      @AnonYmous-ry2jn Рік тому

      @@a.e.4156 I’m a Bogo’s guy!

    • @AnonYmous-ry2jn
      @AnonYmous-ry2jn Рік тому +1

      @@daddyskaddy94 It would be SO NICE to have an reliable outside opinion on whether 5T just has quantity but not quality. We complain a lot, but there really is some variety here; wondering whether Dave would agree with your assessment.

    • @DJayH34TB34TZ
      @DJayH34TB34TZ Рік тому

      Ayo 5towns got the shittiest pizza why u tryna do that to people

  • @Schacal6666
    @Schacal6666 Рік тому +1

    The passport says „Steve Portnoy“ everybody knows the rules.
    What a banger episode again. For 10 years I never know if the new episode is a meme / legendary episode or a normal one. Love it!

  • @byohnk
    @byohnk Рік тому +54

    Dave confusing the lady trying to talk to a Steve and him thinking she was calling him Steve everyone knows the rules

  • @rufioswitch2132
    @rufioswitch2132 Рік тому +2

    2:37 when he shakes the pizza like that, it’s a great sign

  • @jpbanksnj
    @jpbanksnj Рік тому +4

    Awesome review Steve. Keep them coming.

  • @mikej7304
    @mikej7304 Рік тому +1

    Love this guy! Funny, entertaining, real. Never miss a review, Steve😂😂. Cmon to dc, be a dc critic , our treat

  • @wustarks6530
    @wustarks6530 Рік тому +6

    Great job Steve!

  • @intodaysnews
    @intodaysnews Рік тому

    Dave. Take that shit as a compliment. People don't know you but they know your brand. Biggest compliment on how you run your business, my man. Salut!

  • @White_Wrath
    @White_Wrath Рік тому +10

    I love your pizza reviews!

  • @loveinthematrix
    @loveinthematrix Рік тому

    Man this place was a part of my childhood. My grandma passed last year and I used to go there with her all the time. Love it ❤

  • @Dan_Boston
    @Dan_Boston Рік тому +10

    These reviews never disappoint. Zach Wilson’s soft as Jell-O.

  • @zstrode.8953
    @zstrode.8953 Рік тому +29

    Has anyone noticed how fast Dave can smash a slice without trying?

    • @zstrode.8953
      @zstrode.8953 Рік тому +5

      @Phillip Banes Phillip is right one time everybody knows the rules! 👌

    • @DrRynsta
      @DrRynsta Рік тому +2

      @Phillip Banes Who's Steve?

    • @soulsurfseeker
      @soulsurfseeker Рік тому

      In three bites...everyone knows the rules

    • @johnmorphy5435
      @johnmorphy5435 Рік тому

      Ugly Steve could kill a whole pizza without trying. Year's of practice

  • @notapplicable9316
    @notapplicable9316 Рік тому +1

    shout out Orangetown, ROckland County baby. 845 Representing out. Mountain House & Bailey;s Pub/Restaurant are the two main stays in that local area. Cannot go wrong with either. There is a freaking reason they are the last 2 restaurants to remain standing for over 20 years in Orangeburg/Sparkill/Tappan/Blauvelt. 845 BABY!!!

  • @jaredtaylor3182
    @jaredtaylor3182 Рік тому +6

    Yes, so glad that he finally visited this place!

  • @stampylongears6318
    @stampylongears6318 Рік тому +5

    Saying "No... Steve" and "Whatever, Barstool is all I care about" is so disrespectful... He's not just a character for this 5 minute show.

  • @galaxyii
    @galaxyii Рік тому +1

    I’ve probably seen about 35 of these One Bite reviews. This is the FIRST one where I actually want to try that pizza.

  • @watagump1
    @watagump1 Рік тому +21

    I am having leftover Pizza Hut, pepperoni pan pizza. We all know that's a 9.6 and the highest score ever. Take that Johns On Bleeker, Di fara and Lucali. 😁

    • @AJAXJODEEE1
      @AJAXJODEEE1 Рік тому +1

      pizza hut ain't pizza mate

    • @MMAjsf7
      @MMAjsf7 Рік тому +1

      I’ll always love pizza hut

    • @early20rager63
      @early20rager63 Рік тому +2

      Pizza hut is great when your drunk but so is every other pizza

    • @AmazingChinaToday
      @AmazingChinaToday Рік тому

      Pizza Hut is 0.5

    • @watagump1
      @watagump1 Рік тому

      @@AJAXJODEEE1 Going to NY in 2019 and going to Johns based on Daves review spoiled me forever. All other pizza from here on out will pale to NY pizza.

  • @olaoluwaafolayan6554
    @olaoluwaafolayan6554 Рік тому +2

    That crunch was epic!!!!!

  • @jamezday
    @jamezday Рік тому +3

    Grand View.....did you mean Grand Street Café? Like literally 3 times he got corrected 😂

  • @justinherbert9146
    @justinherbert9146 Рік тому

    MadAwesome review Dave aka Steve -- gots to respect a man who is willing to take a bullet for his pizza review!

  • @frenchward
    @frenchward Рік тому +8

    One lady thinking Dave's name is Steve, everybody knows the rules

  • @DrRynsta
    @DrRynsta Рік тому +2

    I love these Pizza reviews, keep it up Steve Portnoy!

  • @bfoz
    @bfoz Рік тому +9

    You know it's good when he takes two consecutive bites to start it off.

  • @northjerseykevin3915
    @northjerseykevin3915 3 місяці тому

    Nice review. Thats one of our regular pizza spots. Getting it tonight. I live in between the Mountain house and Grand street. They both have real good pizza but believe it or not there is even better in our area. I know. Hard to believe. As always, thanks for the review

  • @xe2594
    @xe2594 Рік тому +8

    That constant buzz in the recording is fantastic.

  • @brianstill3811
    @brianstill3811 Рік тому +1

    Another great review Steve!!

  • @wilsonjoshwilson
    @wilsonjoshwilson Рік тому +30

    One bite. Everybody knows Steve Portnoy gets more poontang than Dave could ever dream of.

  • @Steven-xy8rg
    @Steven-xy8rg Рік тому +1

    Hey I'm Steve here and Dave really cracks me up excellent review

  • @catamayo85
    @catamayo85 Рік тому +2

    I don’t remember Steve ever going back for a third piece like that

  • @xk6038
    @xk6038 Рік тому +1

    These reviews always make me hungry

  • @HARTHEFOX
    @HARTHEFOX Рік тому +4

    Two places, same score. Everybody knows the rules!
    But honestly, both those pizza joints look banger.

  • @jamesboswell760
    @jamesboswell760 Рік тому +1

    It’s official Dave is now Steve. One bite everybody knows the rules!

  • @jacksullivan431
    @jacksullivan431 Рік тому +4

    One day he’ll get the name of Grand Street Cafe correct. “Grand View?” And points to a guy. Legend

    • @ryan568
      @ryan568 Місяць тому

      Grant Street Cafe😂

  • @whoami2437
    @whoami2437 Рік тому

    this steve guy did an amazing review more of him please 🙏

  • @KitchenConfidential
    @KitchenConfidential Рік тому +5

    that crunch with each bite..OMG. I need a pizza right now

  • @bminturn
    @bminturn Рік тому

    Now I'm snowed in and want pizza. Thanks, Dave!

  • @kevinharrison8592
    @kevinharrison8592 Рік тому +5

    I never seen Dave eat three slices of pizza during an review!! One bite everybody knows the rules.. lol

    • @Woodsey429
      @Woodsey429 Рік тому

      It’s cause that’s Steve not Dave

    • @kevinharrison461
      @kevinharrison461 Рік тому

      @@Woodsey429 oh my bad.. lol!! Steve looks like Dave lol!! He can be Dave double.. they can hit up two pizza places at the same time.. lol

  • @p344y
    @p344y Рік тому

    I’ve been here several times and by far the best bar pie I’ve ever had. Grant St Cafe is 2 min away from me and I’ll be checking that place out next

  • @Plague_Doc22
    @Plague_Doc22 Рік тому +7

    Huge fan but doesnt even know the name, everybody knows the rules.

  • @ericm.4747
    @ericm.4747 Рік тому

    Best review I have seen in a while Steve.

  • @michelevitarelli
    @michelevitarelli Рік тому +6

    Is it always just a cheese pizza?

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 Рік тому +2

      I have a similar question!

    • @pranavjags4065
      @pranavjags4065 Рік тому

      Yes, unless the place is known for something particular

    • @wensleymichel505
      @wensleymichel505 Рік тому +1

      U cant go wrong with a nice simple cheese pizza doh

    • @Toddheenan802
      @Toddheenan802 Рік тому +1

      I inquired similarly!

    • @White_Wrath
      @White_Wrath Рік тому +1

      If they can't do a cheese pizza then they can't do anything.

  • @nevg21
    @nevg21 Рік тому

    Good place! Right near me! If you wanna try other places in Rockland go to Paesano’s in Bardonia, Martio’s in Nanuet and Rays and Nicky’s in Suffern!

  • @THX-vx8vm
    @THX-vx8vm Рік тому +4

    I love how Dave consistently gets the names wrong of the pizza places that he visits. It's like his shtick.

  • @mariocondello2353
    @mariocondello2353 Рік тому +1

    Keep up the good work Wayne.

  • @Galactic123
    @Galactic123 Рік тому +3

    "Barstool, that's all I fucking care about" right in front of that little girl. Good parenting, that girl is gonna end up on a pole somewhere, everybody knows the rules.

  • @GitSumGaming
    @GitSumGaming Рік тому +1

    Steve Portnoy, a man of focus, commitment, and sheer will…

  • @fitfogey
    @fitfogey Рік тому

    Another great review Steve.

  • @charlestusin274
    @charlestusin274 Рік тому

    Steve gave Grand View and The Mountain the same score!! Very cool!!
    I'm a big fan Steve!!

  • @BubaLabinski223
    @BubaLabinski223 Рік тому

    Great crunch on that pie I love crunchy pie

  • @b1gsteve251
    @b1gsteve251 Рік тому

    Dave Erickson here, and it's great to see my cousin Dave keeping it 100 with the taking a bullet to the head comment.

  • @rorymclaughlin1609
    @rorymclaughlin1609 Рік тому

    Absolutely love Steve, great guy.. great guy

  • @OmegaDawnB
    @OmegaDawnB Рік тому +1

    This Steve guy is cool. he absolutely could not remember the name of other pizza place that Dave reviewed, which was funny, but he seemed to know more about pizza. Keep Steve

  • @JackofTrades21
    @JackofTrades21 Рік тому +9

    This is an all time pizza review, one bite everybody knows Steve is the name now…

  • @anthonykoulis5498
    @anthonykoulis5498 Рік тому

    That crunch was heard around the worlddddd!

  • @PsychicMonkey44
    @PsychicMonkey44 Рік тому +1

    Steve loves Grand View!

  • @lolSnD
    @lolSnD Рік тому +1

    great pizza review steve!!

  • @jaydub5515
    @jaydub5515 Рік тому +1

    Damn, look a STEVE diving into that 3rd mini slice before the review drop. I woulda said high 8's for both with that kinda maw-age

  • @RBdestroyer3321
    @RBdestroyer3321 Рік тому

    The lighting did this pizza an injustice, but you can tell Steve loved this bar pie

  • @dgan2304
    @dgan2304 Рік тому

    Great review Steve! That looked like a really nice pie.

  • @lmatos369
    @lmatos369 Рік тому +1

    steve is todays star of the show

  • @SbjsksmNx
    @SbjsksmNx Рік тому

    Pete and Elda ?!?! 😍😍😍 I've been enjoying that pizza since I was a small child and I'm 34 now. Yum!

  • @michaeljohnson754
    @michaeljohnson754 Рік тому

    DAVE!!! You have to try fiesta pizza... they still make them for schools. They were my favorite growing up

  • @greymarket6834
    @greymarket6834 Рік тому

    steve, great review as always. big fan here

  • @bigfish8280
    @bigfish8280 7 місяців тому

    It's Rockland county. Sparkill New York.
    I grew up nearby I lived all over Rockland county!

  • @cmharnold
    @cmharnold Рік тому

    If you’re still in Rockland County, you should check out the Nanuet Restaurant on Middletown Road. Their thin crust pizza is both unique and excellent.

  • @harvey0073
    @harvey0073 Рік тому +2

    "Gun to my head, if I had to finish the phrase: Grant Street _ - I'd say shoot me. Cuz I have no frikin clue."

  • @paulsmashupchannel1442
    @paulsmashupchannel1442 Рік тому

    addicted to this channel....

  • @MrBazzabas
    @MrBazzabas Рік тому

    Great review Steve!

  • @IntensityR6
    @IntensityR6 Рік тому +1

    Steve Pussonoy. Has a nice ring to it. You know the rules.

  • @louistitano4069
    @louistitano4069 Рік тому

    Grandview, no Grand Street Cafe 4x lol...love these videos~

  • @marloncarrington9740
    @marloncarrington9740 Рік тому

    You not soft Dave you the man great review 💯💥💥💥

  • @magnomnz
    @magnomnz Рік тому

    I like this new guy Steve hope he does more pizza reviews

  • @nickpanda9322
    @nickpanda9322 Рік тому +1

    You need to go to Madison’s Pizza in Pleasant Valley, New York it don’t disappoint

  • @danlivni2097
    @danlivni2097 Рік тому +1

    Sparkill NY, I thought was in upstate NY. But it's 20 minutes from Westchester NY.