She was in a tough spot because she said she was a big fan but not knowing the name person you are a fan of is a dead giveaway. So she had a conflict of personal truths either she was not a big fan or Steve the Barstool Guy was Messing with her making her feel like an idiot so she resolved the situation in a way that felt less embarrassing.
Ya but these go down quick. They’re good but thin. I could eat 1/2 the pie before I get it home. Good stuff. My wife is on her way home with a mushroom and onion pie from this place. Zucchini sticks too
Looks great but the low pitched humming sound coming from the camera I assume is killing my head. Where the F is it coming from? I can't even deal with that awful sound for more than 30 seconds.
@@RickGrimes807 You can't hear that? Everyone's hearing can be different just like your eyesight. It's pretty damn loud at such a low pitch. Very, very annoying to me personally.
@@RickGrimes807 Hahahaha no problem. Glad you noticed it now! I heard it instantly. My eyesight sucks though so maybe my hearing is a little better because of it? I don't know lol.
Martio's is the absolute best traditional NY pizza. It is perfection. He went to Nanuet Hotel and Nanuet Restaurant, and skipped right past Martio's. Can't believe it!
So cool when Steve can step in for Dave and do a review when Dave is busy. Steve knows the rule. And no rookie scores from Steve either. Good work Steve!
I can’t believe they didn’t show a tour inside The Mountain House. Right up Steve’s alley of ambience and decor. Absolutely love this place - been going here since a kid with all my friends and family!
@@daddyskaddy94 It would be SO NICE to have an reliable outside opinion on whether 5T just has quantity but not quality. We complain a lot, but there really is some variety here; wondering whether Dave would agree with your assessment.
The passport says „Steve Portnoy“ everybody knows the rules. What a banger episode again. For 10 years I never know if the new episode is a meme / legendary episode or a normal one. Love it!
shout out Orangetown, ROckland County baby. 845 Representing out. Mountain House & Bailey;s Pub/Restaurant are the two main stays in that local area. Cannot go wrong with either. There is a freaking reason they are the last 2 restaurants to remain standing for over 20 years in Orangeburg/Sparkill/Tappan/Blauvelt. 845 BABY!!!
I am having leftover Pizza Hut, pepperoni pan pizza. We all know that's a 9.6 and the highest score ever. Take that Johns On Bleeker, Di fara and Lucali. 😁
Nice review. Thats one of our regular pizza spots. Getting it tonight. I live in between the Mountain house and Grand street. They both have real good pizza but believe it or not there is even better in our area. I know. Hard to believe. As always, thanks for the review
"Barstool, that's all I fucking care about" right in front of that little girl. Good parenting, that girl is gonna end up on a pole somewhere, everybody knows the rules.
This Steve guy is cool. he absolutely could not remember the name of other pizza place that Dave reviewed, which was funny, but he seemed to know more about pizza. Keep Steve
If you’re still in Rockland County, you should check out the Nanuet Restaurant on Middletown Road. Their thin crust pizza is both unique and excellent.
After years of giving dogs the wrong name, Steve finally gets some back.
why is this dude a "celery" again?
El Prime Minister, Steve Portnoy, one chomp everybody knows the regulations.
Damn straight lol
👏🏻👏🏻
@@ANTIStraussian lmfao lololol I love your word smithing at this here UA-cam establishment !
Steve is willing to die for the integrity of his pizza reviews, everybody knows the rules
Everybody
“No, Steve.” Imagine being so sure of yourself that you tell someone else what their name is.
Exactly man - that’s what I was thinking. She has had a few Busch Lights.
women.
HAHAHAHAHHA
She was in a tough spot because she said she was a big fan but not knowing the name person you are a fan of is a dead giveaway. So she had a conflict of personal truths either she was not a big fan or Steve the Barstool Guy was Messing with her making her feel like an idiot so she resolved the situation in a way that felt less embarrassing.
I enjoyed their interaction more than the pizza review 🤣
If I had to chose between Steve and Dave, I'd rather die than make a choice because they're identically good!
Nice.
😂 well said.
Tell 'em Steve Dave!
😂😂😂
Coming from a mukbang channel no one cares about. Rather die than choose a name... wtf are you talking about.
Steve's really crushing it with these reviews
I couldn't watch this though because of the low pitched humming sound. Where is it coming from? It's like torture lol
Wom Bat makes me go crazy too
@@wombat5252 Steve's dildo
They must have been so excited at Grand View for Steve to review their pizza.
This comment killed me :L
hahahaha was looking for a comment like yours. Atta boy
I love that dave is like a grandpa constantly asking where he is and going on tangents and getting names wrong. Love you pops!
no thats steve
adderall.
@@Pedro_Takahashi_Gunderson_Jr Cocaine.
It's the weed!!
I guess that would make Silvana like a grandma
You know it’s good when Dave is on his 3rd slice while still talking
whos dave thats steve
everyone knows.....pot munchies
No it’s Steve
Ya but these go down quick. They’re good but thin. I could eat 1/2 the pie before I get it home. Good stuff. My wife is on her way home with a mushroom and onion pie from this place. Zucchini sticks too
Steve is living proof that no matter how often you eat it, you can never get tired of pizza. Keep up the good work Steve!
Steve Portnoy, Dave's twin brother who rarely makes public appearances
El Prime Minister, Steve Portnoy, one chomp everybody knows the regulations.
🤣🤣🤣
He looks so much like Dave!! Wow!!
The evil twin!
@@ANTIStraussian I died laughing at this for 6 mins
One bite, everyone knows Steve
Lmaooooo made me laugh
LMAO
Everybody
This was like a 2018-19 dave review, awesome.
The slices are so light there you can eat the whole pie yourself, best thin crust pizza ever
Looks great but the low pitched humming sound coming from the camera I assume is killing my head. Where the F is it coming from? I can't even deal with that awful sound for more than 30 seconds.
@@wombat5252 maybe you should go get an MRI dude
@@RickGrimes807 You can't hear that? Everyone's hearing can be different just like your eyesight. It's pretty damn loud at such a low pitch. Very, very annoying to me personally.
@@wombat5252 i went back and noticed it after your comment lol. You dont need an MRI after all! Or maybe we both do😄
@@RickGrimes807 Hahahaha no problem. Glad you noticed it now! I heard it instantly. My eyesight sucks though so maybe my hearing is a little better because of it? I don't know lol.
That Pizza looked fire 🔥2:33 That crunch. That spicy meatball hand gesture. That mini slice. This Pizza looks so good.
You look good. Everybody knows the rules.
5min review, you know it'll be a banger
Yeah, a finger banger.
Go tickle yourself stop saying banger
@@Woozlewuzzleable Ayo? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@americannightmare2109 simmer down there Cody Rhodes
Spider and Austin are doing a great job! Keeping Dave informed and on track. It can’t be easy, everybody knows the rules.
Tells her 5 times it's not Steve, still calls him Steve. Everybody knows the rules.
She's a New Yawker. She don't gaf!
Hahahahahahahahahaha...
3 pieces in one review.. you know it’s fire. Everybody knows the rules
Love Mountain House pizza. I am just shocked that Dave was in the area and didn’t try the Martios coal fire pizza. That is the best in the area
Bob’s Thin Crust in Tappan is the place
@@achilles4242bobs is overpriced af and not good
Martio's is the absolute best traditional NY pizza. It is perfection. He went to Nanuet Hotel and Nanuet Restaurant, and skipped right past Martio's. Can't believe it!
Dave has two brothers, one Steve who does One Bite Reviews on his own and one Mike who is a world famous drummer, everybody knows the rules.
Ha!
funny. deserves way more thumbs up !
1:05 “what town are we in? Rockland? Rockland.” Video description says Sparkill, NY 😂
So cool when Steve can step in for Dave and do a review when Dave is busy. Steve knows the rule. And no rookie scores from Steve either. Good work Steve!
I can’t believe they didn’t show a tour inside The Mountain House. Right up Steve’s alley of ambience and decor. Absolutely love this place - been going here since a kid with all my friends and family!
“I love you Steve” “I’m not Steve I’m Dave” “who cares I love barstool”
😂
This place is amazing! We are happy to see this.
This is one of our favorite places, been waiting years for you to go there
kudos for keeping it honest by not denying a tie to 2 equally great pizzas!!! Now hit the Five Towns for the "5T Pizza Crawl Chanukah Special" 🕯🕯🕯🕯
If only 5 towns had good pizza
Can all the pizza'le fans chill out?
@@a.e.4156 I’m a Bogo’s guy!
@@daddyskaddy94 It would be SO NICE to have an reliable outside opinion on whether 5T just has quantity but not quality. We complain a lot, but there really is some variety here; wondering whether Dave would agree with your assessment.
Ayo 5towns got the shittiest pizza why u tryna do that to people
The passport says „Steve Portnoy“ everybody knows the rules.
What a banger episode again. For 10 years I never know if the new episode is a meme / legendary episode or a normal one. Love it!
Dave confusing the lady trying to talk to a Steve and him thinking she was calling him Steve everyone knows the rules
But who's Steve?
Everybody
2:37 when he shakes the pizza like that, it’s a great sign
Awesome review Steve. Keep them coming.
Love this guy! Funny, entertaining, real. Never miss a review, Steve😂😂. Cmon to dc, be a dc critic , our treat
Great job Steve!
Dave. Take that shit as a compliment. People don't know you but they know your brand. Biggest compliment on how you run your business, my man. Salut!
I love your pizza reviews!
Thx
Man this place was a part of my childhood. My grandma passed last year and I used to go there with her all the time. Love it ❤
These reviews never disappoint. Zach Wilson’s soft as Jell-O.
Has anyone noticed how fast Dave can smash a slice without trying?
@Phillip Banes Phillip is right one time everybody knows the rules! 👌
@Phillip Banes Who's Steve?
In three bites...everyone knows the rules
Ugly Steve could kill a whole pizza without trying. Year's of practice
shout out Orangetown, ROckland County baby. 845 Representing out. Mountain House & Bailey;s Pub/Restaurant are the two main stays in that local area. Cannot go wrong with either. There is a freaking reason they are the last 2 restaurants to remain standing for over 20 years in Orangeburg/Sparkill/Tappan/Blauvelt. 845 BABY!!!
Yes, so glad that he finally visited this place!
Saying "No... Steve" and "Whatever, Barstool is all I care about" is so disrespectful... He's not just a character for this 5 minute show.
I’ve probably seen about 35 of these One Bite reviews. This is the FIRST one where I actually want to try that pizza.
I am having leftover Pizza Hut, pepperoni pan pizza. We all know that's a 9.6 and the highest score ever. Take that Johns On Bleeker, Di fara and Lucali. 😁
pizza hut ain't pizza mate
I’ll always love pizza hut
Pizza hut is great when your drunk but so is every other pizza
Pizza Hut is 0.5
@@AJAXJODEEE1 Going to NY in 2019 and going to Johns based on Daves review spoiled me forever. All other pizza from here on out will pale to NY pizza.
That crunch was epic!!!!!
Grand View.....did you mean Grand Street Café? Like literally 3 times he got corrected 😂
MadAwesome review Dave aka Steve -- gots to respect a man who is willing to take a bullet for his pizza review!
One lady thinking Dave's name is Steve, everybody knows the rules
I love these Pizza reviews, keep it up Steve Portnoy!
You know it's good when he takes two consecutive bites to start it off.
Nice review. Thats one of our regular pizza spots. Getting it tonight. I live in between the Mountain house and Grand street. They both have real good pizza but believe it or not there is even better in our area. I know. Hard to believe. As always, thanks for the review
That constant buzz in the recording is fantastic.
Another great review Steve!!
One bite. Everybody knows Steve Portnoy gets more poontang than Dave could ever dream of.
Hey I'm Steve here and Dave really cracks me up excellent review
I don’t remember Steve ever going back for a third piece like that
These reviews always make me hungry
Two places, same score. Everybody knows the rules!
But honestly, both those pizza joints look banger.
It’s official Dave is now Steve. One bite everybody knows the rules!
One day he’ll get the name of Grand Street Cafe correct. “Grand View?” And points to a guy. Legend
Grant Street Cafe😂
this steve guy did an amazing review more of him please 🙏
that crunch with each bite..OMG. I need a pizza right now
Now I'm snowed in and want pizza. Thanks, Dave!
I never seen Dave eat three slices of pizza during an review!! One bite everybody knows the rules.. lol
It’s cause that’s Steve not Dave
@@Woodsey429 oh my bad.. lol!! Steve looks like Dave lol!! He can be Dave double.. they can hit up two pizza places at the same time.. lol
I’ve been here several times and by far the best bar pie I’ve ever had. Grant St Cafe is 2 min away from me and I’ll be checking that place out next
Huge fan but doesnt even know the name, everybody knows the rules.
Best review I have seen in a while Steve.
Is it always just a cheese pizza?
I have a similar question!
Yes, unless the place is known for something particular
U cant go wrong with a nice simple cheese pizza doh
I inquired similarly!
If they can't do a cheese pizza then they can't do anything.
Good place! Right near me! If you wanna try other places in Rockland go to Paesano’s in Bardonia, Martio’s in Nanuet and Rays and Nicky’s in Suffern!
I love how Dave consistently gets the names wrong of the pizza places that he visits. It's like his shtick.
Keep up the good work Wayne.
"Barstool, that's all I fucking care about" right in front of that little girl. Good parenting, that girl is gonna end up on a pole somewhere, everybody knows the rules.
honestly that was so rude
Steve Portnoy, a man of focus, commitment, and sheer will…
Another great review Steve.
Steve gave Grand View and The Mountain the same score!! Very cool!!
I'm a big fan Steve!!
Great crunch on that pie I love crunchy pie
Dave Erickson here, and it's great to see my cousin Dave keeping it 100 with the taking a bullet to the head comment.
Absolutely love Steve, great guy.. great guy
This Steve guy is cool. he absolutely could not remember the name of other pizza place that Dave reviewed, which was funny, but he seemed to know more about pizza. Keep Steve
This is an all time pizza review, one bite everybody knows Steve is the name now…
That crunch was heard around the worlddddd!
Steve loves Grand View!
great pizza review steve!!
Damn, look a STEVE diving into that 3rd mini slice before the review drop. I woulda said high 8's for both with that kinda maw-age
The lighting did this pizza an injustice, but you can tell Steve loved this bar pie
Great review Steve! That looked like a really nice pie.
steve is todays star of the show
Pete and Elda ?!?! 😍😍😍 I've been enjoying that pizza since I was a small child and I'm 34 now. Yum!
DAVE!!! You have to try fiesta pizza... they still make them for schools. They were my favorite growing up
steve, great review as always. big fan here
It's Rockland county. Sparkill New York.
I grew up nearby I lived all over Rockland county!
If you’re still in Rockland County, you should check out the Nanuet Restaurant on Middletown Road. Their thin crust pizza is both unique and excellent.
"Gun to my head, if I had to finish the phrase: Grant Street _ - I'd say shoot me. Cuz I have no frikin clue."
addicted to this channel....
Great review Steve!
Steve Pussonoy. Has a nice ring to it. You know the rules.
Grandview, no Grand Street Cafe 4x lol...love these videos~
You not soft Dave you the man great review 💯💥💥💥
I like this new guy Steve hope he does more pizza reviews
You need to go to Madison’s Pizza in Pleasant Valley, New York it don’t disappoint
Sparkill NY, I thought was in upstate NY. But it's 20 minutes from Westchester NY.