The Biggest Science Frauds EVER

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 670

  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  9 місяців тому +19

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    • @TheSh4dowgale
      @TheSh4dowgale 9 місяців тому +1

      No

    • @MarkWatsonY
      @MarkWatsonY 9 місяців тому +3

      You shouldn’t post any video or pictures with your keys in it. People could decode them based off of the relative heights of the notches and then make duplicates.

    • @donatodiniccolodibettobardi842
      @donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 9 місяців тому

      Maybe anesthesiologists don't have the most fraud. Maybe they have the most fraud caught, thanks to more vigilant and rigorous colleagues. 🤔

    • @KRONIK3636
      @KRONIK3636 9 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/8HzIlKe--NU/v-deo.htmlsi=0ZDl6HSBDG8Sblz8 Theres something not quite right with the very familiar sounding naration on this Vid, sounds like a deep fake budget Whistler bot....

    • @jacobshuttlesworth6105
      @jacobshuttlesworth6105 9 місяців тому

      Ridge should make phone wallets or nah?

  • @hubsternova
    @hubsternova 9 місяців тому +455

    "If life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades. Then throw them at your enemies and watch them explode into a cloud of citrusy doom. It's the Aperture Science way!"

    • @OkRelic_3388
      @OkRelic_3388 9 місяців тому +46

      Lemon-Nades

    • @Mr_Daniels06
      @Mr_Daniels06 9 місяців тому +10

      The best "science" quote to date

    • @Channle3000
      @Channle3000 9 місяців тому +9

      COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!

    • @euangill7466
      @euangill7466 9 місяців тому +10

      If life gives you lemons, create a new serious UA-cam channel dedicated to the life cycle/facts of lemons and then a fun one for when you're hopped up on lemon sugar and willing to rage against the world!

    • @trumpetmom8924
      @trumpetmom8924 9 місяців тому +21

      “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your d*** lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!”

  • @danlw212
    @danlw212 9 місяців тому +256

    Simon: “I have friends who are academics!”
    Simon’s academic friends: “Yeah, he’s our token “semi”-intelligent friend.”
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @WarblesOnALot
      @WarblesOnALot 9 місяців тому +3

      G'day,
      We're ye
      Reachin' for,
      "Pseudo-Intellectual..." ?
      One wonders...(!).
      Such is life,
      Have a good one...
      Stay safe.
      ;-p
      Ciao !

    • @thareelhelloagain
      @thareelhelloagain 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@@WarblesOnALot Were you reaching for a needlessly quirky comment structure? One wonders.

    • @ender8124
      @ender8124 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@thareelhelloagain Everyone knows if you type a bunch of words, everyone'll think you're really smart

    • @WarblesOnALot
      @WarblesOnALot 9 місяців тому +1

      @@thareelhelloagain
      G'day,
      Thanks.
      Interrogative...
      Do ye know the
      Definitive factor separatin'
      Poetry from
      Prose ?
      Prosaiacally squeaking, the first word of a sentence is "Capitalised"..., as are names & propper nouns.
      Poetically squeaking,
      One may rhyme
      All, or some, of the time
      Or nyet at all...
      But the way a
      Printer distinguishes
      Betwixt & between
      The Genres...;
      Is that with
      Poetry
      The first word
      Of every line
      Is capitalises every time...
      Welcome to
      Free Verse
      &
      Blank
      Verse...
      (To see my published
      Poetry, most of which rhymes,
      Please feel free to backtrack moi,
      To my
      "Warbles In The Wilderness..."
      Playlist..
      Have fun, and
      Enjoy...
      Such is life,
      Have a good one...
      Stay safe.
      ;-p
      Ciao!

    • @thareelhelloagain
      @thareelhelloagain 9 місяців тому +3

      @@WarblesOnALot Wasn't a compliment. Oof.

  • @AkiVainio
    @AkiVainio 9 місяців тому +144

    More citations can mean more prestige, but it can also mean that your paper is so bad that people feel the need to correct it and then they have to cite it.

    • @imlistening1137
      @imlistening1137 9 місяців тому +11

      Excellent point!

    • @j3lny425
      @j3lny425 9 місяців тому +8

      Well a paper and a retraction equals two papers. In the world of "Publish or perish" one sometimes gets by.

  • @danwells9525
    @danwells9525 9 місяців тому +108

    At 2:25, the difference between anesthesia and execution is a very thin line. Anyone can put people to sleep. The trick is having them wake up again!

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 9 місяців тому +1

      That's not true. There's stuff you can anesthesize yourself with and come back when it wears off.

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 9 місяців тому

      I mean just wake up.

    • @DreamingIce
      @DreamingIce 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@zechrussell4938 yes, but that is only a small part of anaesthetics. The whole thing is a complex area. Anaesthesia really is the tricky line between sleep and death.

    • @panthercatstotherescue
      @panthercatstotherescue 9 місяців тому +6

      I can speak from experience. Anesthesiologist put me to sleep prior to an operation once and the drugs made so relaxed, I stopped breathing and my heart stopped. Spent a week in ICU. Fun times.

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- 9 місяців тому +2

      Airway management. Also with anaesthesia they don’t generally deliberately administer high dose potassium to put you into cardiac arrest.

  • @MountainCry
    @MountainCry 9 місяців тому +69

    Every time a writer makes Simon say the name Joaquin, an angel gets its wings.

    • @TerroristPenguin
      @TerroristPenguin 9 місяців тому +11

      A tank gets it's treads. 9:55

    • @gamingcultist
      @gamingcultist 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@TerroristPenguin a beautiful moment, it brings a tear to the eye of the metal machine.

    • @enisra_bowman
      @enisra_bowman 9 місяців тому +2

      the best thing is that he misspelled the actuall name twice :D

    • @lilandry
      @lilandry 9 місяців тому

      @@TerroristPenguin what an irony terrorist is happy when another terrorist picture is shown

    • @mandyrydeski7766
      @mandyrydeski7766 9 місяців тому +5

      I think he needs to know that Joaquin (wah-keen) and Joachim (yo-uh-kim) are different names.

  • @quantumrobingaming6667
    @quantumrobingaming6667 9 місяців тому +90

    Quick note, retracted papers arent all necessarily fraudulent. Many get retracted because of mistakes, later identified data/test procedures issues, legal complications preventing further publication, and many other reasons. But yes, fraud is, of course, one reason.

    • @vic5015
      @vic5015 9 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, but being unsble to duplicate the resukts typically is *not* causd fir retraction. That's just something that happens. Papers aren't geverally retracted for good-faith errors.

    • @KaiHenningsen
      @KaiHenningsen 9 місяців тому +3

      @@vic5015 Often they are, if they can't be fixed. But it's usually a decision by the authors.

    • @TabletopWorms
      @TabletopWorms 7 днів тому

      My PI was known for writing response papers to published articles with bad or fraudulent data. My personal favorite that he showed me was a table that had negative volume and STILL got published.

  • @cuttwice3905
    @cuttwice3905 9 місяців тому +31

    In my opinion Kevin is deliberately trying to send Simon to a speech therapist.

  • @philbert006
    @philbert006 9 місяців тому +32

    Mad respect for the cliff Burton shout out

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 9 місяців тому +13

      I've been waiting for the perfect moment to feature Metallica, and this was it. ❤🤘

    • @TheCarIinist
      @TheCarIinist 9 місяців тому +5

      The fact that I had to scroll pretty far it find someone shouting this out is a shame 🤘

  • @HismumYT
    @HismumYT 9 місяців тому +23

    Really thought the magic box would be about Theranos because they tried to sell a magic box 😂

  • @StrongDreamsWaitHere
    @StrongDreamsWaitHere 9 місяців тому +8

    When I had my gallbladder out, the hospital billed more for the anesthesiologist than the surgeon. I’m fine with that. If the surgeon screws up, I get an infection. If the anesthesiologist screws up, I either wake up screaming or I don’t wake up at all.

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 4 місяці тому +1

      How was that surgery and recovery? I've been told by my primary care physician that I need my Gall Bladder removed, but referred me to a more specialized doctor so I could get a second opinion from someone that knew more. I missed the appointment and never rescheduled because the issue I had that caused me to get some tests done, which gave that result, hasn't happened since that first time, and it's been at least a year and a half. I may be told that I really should get it removed in the future, so I'm curious how serious it is.

    • @StrongDreamsWaitHere
      @StrongDreamsWaitHere 4 місяці тому

      @@moogle68 I spent a full night in the hospital rather than being released, ambulatory, and I think I was out of work for a week. (It’s an office job, a more active job might be different.) I was able to get around my house OK, and I ordered food and groceries from Uber and Instacart. I only used about half the pain meds they prescribed for me.

    • @jasonjuneau
      @jasonjuneau 3 місяці тому

      I'm also interested in knowing how the surgery went.

    • @annieinwonderland
      @annieinwonderland 3 місяці тому

      Or like me you need care as you end up with mild brain damage

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 3 місяці тому

      @@annieinwonderland you ended up with brain damage from the surgery or from waiting so long to get the surgery? Or was it just an unrelated issue that made the surgery more complicated?

  • @ThatElfTorunn
    @ThatElfTorunn 9 місяців тому +28

    I swear these days half the reason I watch these videos is to see if Lorelei edited them (can usually tell by the Doctor Who clips lol) and I can normally tell before the end... she's become my favourite editor on UA-cam because she's hilarious. Hope you're enjoying the specials Lorelei! Great work on the video as always.

    • @TechIOwn
      @TechIOwn 9 місяців тому +3

      Shoutout to the Metallica reference.

    • @WelcomeApathy
      @WelcomeApathy 9 місяців тому

      I love her clips, so much!

    • @augiegirl1
      @augiegirl1 9 місяців тому +1

      Based on the “Lower Decks” clip @ 25:12, I'm assuming she’s a Star Trek fan, too!

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm 9 місяців тому +2

      The Simpsons' "No you won't!" Was hilarious

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- 9 місяців тому +3

      I like all the metal references she gets in.

  • @jl3039
    @jl3039 9 місяців тому +38

    To correct the editor, Simon was not thinking about execution. There are three parts to general anesthesia.

    • @WarblesOnALot
      @WarblesOnALot 9 місяців тому +1

      G'day,
      Yes,
      Indeed...;
      But,
      Execution via Injection involves
      Strapping the Patient/Victim down, ideally after having been already sedated (technically, "pre-medicated"), and rendering them unconscious, usually with an overdose of Sodium Pentabarbitone - which is, when used in smaller doses, used to induce rapid loss of consciousness for Surgical Anaesthetics...
      I dunno if the
      Executioners use a Curare-type Muscle-Relaxant
      (Al-Curonium or Pan-Curonium...?) as well - for a sort of Belt & Braces Effect, in that if the Pentabarb atop the Valium or Pethidine/Morphine doesn't immediately kill...,
      Then paralysing their Diaphragm & Intercostals surely WILL...
      So, my guess is that they were probably
      BOTH
      Correct...(?) !
      Such is life,
      Have a good one...
      Stay safe,
      ;-p
      Ciao!

    • @robertwilloughby8050
      @robertwilloughby8050 9 місяців тому +10

      It's a question of dosage. Just right - anaesthesia. Too much - execution. I have had the triple crown for a shoulder operation and an eye operation, so third ones the charm!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 9 місяців тому +13

      I did Google it, but the opportunity for memeage was too great to resist.

    • @daftirishmarej1827
      @daftirishmarej1827 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@WarblesOnALotwow that's a LOT of knowledge!!!
      Says a Simon-level person!

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 9 місяців тому +1

      There are also three parts to lethal injection, the exact same three that are involved in anesthesia

  • @1123JGilbert
    @1123JGilbert 9 місяців тому +33

    Props to Lorelei on the editing. The memes were on point. The "we're all fucked" with Simon drinking a coke got me harder than i like to admit.

  • @Tchumfak
    @Tchumfak 9 місяців тому +7

    The anesthesiologist is literally the guy keeping you alive and not screaming in pain while the surgeon does the cutting and sewing. He's the guy who monitors your vitals, the master of all the drugs involved in the operation, the one who does all the procedures involved in reanimation if your heart stops beating (yes he's the guy who does the chest compressions and electric shock stuff), the one who pumps blood back in your body if you're bleeding profusely (while the surgeon does everything to stop the bleeding), the one who puts you to sleep before the surgery and wakes you up after etc... People tend to think surgery is all about the surgeon, but a surgeon is as useless without the anesthesiologist as without the nurses. The anesthesiologist also has at least one anesthesiologist nurse assisting him at all times. There's always at least two doctors in an operating room: the anesthesiologist and as many surgeons as needed, usually one.

    • @BullScrapPracEff
      @BullScrapPracEff 9 місяців тому

      Nice sentiment even if it's not exactly true.

    • @Tchumfak
      @Tchumfak 9 місяців тому

      @@BullScrapPracEff Which part? To each country its practices but that's pretty much the way it goes here in France, yeah maybe it's a bit different in the US but I'm pretty sure it's not that different in most developed countries...

  • @izzy4bitney
    @izzy4bitney 9 місяців тому +167

    It astounds me that some people disparage science in general. My grandmother thinks going to the moon was a huge waste of time and money and I'm like, "okay, but you like velcro... right?" The other evening I was watching a docuseries on remote island volcanoes and my mother couldn't understand why scientists wanted to investigate them because "we wouldn't be able to build societies there anyway." Neither of them can think laterally :(

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 9 місяців тому +12

      I take my family for granted it seems.

    • @izzy4bitney
      @izzy4bitney 9 місяців тому

      I would love a family I could discuss these topics with. As it stands... I cannot. So yeah, appreciate them :)@@Psilomuscimol

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin 9 місяців тому +26

      @@izzy4bitney The idea that going to the moon was a huge waste of money is pretty common. NASA struggled for a long time with funding following the space race because people thought it was pointless, hence the emergence of private space comapnies

    • @catharinepizzarello4784
      @catharinepizzarello4784 9 місяців тому +6

      Don't entirely blame her after learning about these shenanigans. If you want to really curl your hair, check out Simon's post about the fentanyl epidemic.

    • @DavidStruveDesigns
      @DavidStruveDesigns 9 місяців тому +39

      Yeah I've encountered too many people like this. Ones who believe if something doesn't benefit them _directly_ then that thing isn't worth the time or money spent on it. And almost all of them without fail have no idea that they _have_ had direct benefits from such things or how they are beneficial to everyone. For example the effort to measure the magnetic properties of various nuclei including hydrogen, deuterium, and lithium directly lead to the invention of the MRI machine. The list of inventions created specifically to assist in space exploration that went on to benefit us all is incredibly large. Memory foam for better mattresses, scratch-resistant lenses, shoe insoles, cordless tools, tap water filters and smoke detectors are just some of those inventions. Oh yeah, and the technology behind phone cameras and how they are able to be so small is also thanks to efforts to make cameras for spacecraft small enough yet with good enough quality to gain "scientific quality data" from.

  • @thewrench324
    @thewrench324 9 місяців тому +3

    I have tea in my sinuses now thanks to the “We’re all f@#ked’”
    Well done😂

  • @MrAdamArce
    @MrAdamArce 9 місяців тому +12

    Cracks me up everytime Simon does a dumb and has that silent moment of reflection 😆 🤣

  • @zarasbazaar
    @zarasbazaar 9 місяців тому +7

    I run anesthesia on animals. It's terrifying. Anesthesia is very complicated and I'm constantly learning new things.

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 4 місяці тому

      Can you elaborate on that a bit? I know that what vets have to learn is many times more difficult than human doctors because they usually have to learn the same types of things, but for dozens of different anatomies, and that is likely a big part of why you are saying it's so complicated, but is it not mostly a matter of ruling out allergies to medication, factoring dosage and duration based on gender, weight, height, tolerance, genetics, and the specific areas that will be affected by the surgery being done? (I realize that's a lot of factors, but a lot of that info is required as standard when seeing pretty much any medical professional)

  • @lorieunicorn
    @lorieunicorn 9 місяців тому +29

    This might be the best ever Simon! Mixing up surgery and executions.
    Please don't ever change Simon.
    In every case, your commentary makes my day!

    • @scotts918
      @scotts918 9 місяців тому +5

      Technically both put people to sleep

    • @xt4hodgson
      @xt4hodgson 9 місяців тому +5

      To be fair, a bad day for one would be a normal day for the other

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 9 місяців тому

      He didn’t really mix the two up, they’re basically different sides of the same coin.

  • @aveleziii
    @aveleziii 9 місяців тому +55

    Kevin, you have rapidly become my favorite writer. you have the best topics, seasoned with just the right amount of sarcasm and hate. thank you for what you do, and braving so many watch lists for our education and entertainment

    • @crabwalk7773
      @crabwalk7773 9 місяців тому +4

      👏👏👏

    • @ericstamps4717
      @ericstamps4717 9 місяців тому +1

      There can be only one. And that one is Danny! #freedanny

    • @crabwalk7773
      @crabwalk7773 9 місяців тому

      @@ericstamps4717 👏👏👏 It is great Simon has enough work for both to entertain and inform us ❤

  • @piperjaycie
    @piperjaycie 9 місяців тому +8

    What if someone else is shitting in the river up stream to where you are living??? Why are we living in the woods again?

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 9 місяців тому +1

      To get away from technology and other people. Those upstream upstarts have got to go.

  • @brandonlicking2087
    @brandonlicking2087 9 місяців тому +20

    Simon I’m in need of an OGBB visual to make sure Peter is okay

  • @1986krazy
    @1986krazy 9 місяців тому +6

    The Danny escape attempt counter made me laugh 😂

  • @calendarpage
    @calendarpage 9 місяців тому +21

    Everytime I hear about fake research winding up in journal articles, I have to wonder what's going on at the journals. I was faculty for years. Every year, I had to submit where my work had been cited. Every year, I did unpaid service (as most faculty do) reviewing articles submitted for publication. You're supposed to be an expert in your field.If something doesn't sound right, it's not that it's so new you don't understand it, it probably isn't right. There are also multiple reviewers per article. You look at the works cited in the article; do they say what the submitted article authors think they say? Is there a misinterpretation? Are the 'right' articles even cited? That is, there should be a traceable line from previous research to the one being reviewed. If there are a bunch of articles that don't make sense, the reviewer should be suspicious. You don't have to read each cited work, but you should darned well be familiar with most of them. You're not just given an article to review because you're a professor, but because your research is in the same field and/or you're published in the same area. So, long professor story short, for all these unsupported articles to be published in what I assume are authoritative journals (there are scams out there called 'predatory journals; another story), lots of people had to be asleep at the wheel.

    • @jamesparker1071
      @jamesparker1071 9 місяців тому

      Fake research? For money?... 🤔 Like "cov*d" and the "vaccines"?..... Got it.

  • @adamcavanaugh4940
    @adamcavanaugh4940 9 місяців тому +19

    Anesthesiologists also a mixture of pain medication, sedatives and a paralytic for intubation. Paramedics and nurses will use the same for rapid sequence intubation. So you are correct that some nurses can give them. Prison guards will give the same drugs for execution as well.

    • @gerardmontgomery280
      @gerardmontgomery280 9 місяців тому +4

      Yep, yep those are definitely words. Some of them I recognise, a few I even know the meaning of.

  • @martinedingivan
    @martinedingivan 9 місяців тому +7

    Kevin needs a Xmas bonus down in the basement maybe a Xmas pudding and a Christmas dinner 😂😂

  • @AllTheHappySquirrels
    @AllTheHappySquirrels 9 місяців тому +9

    15:20 made me literally lol. You can do it, Danny!

  • @jasonjuneau2948
    @jasonjuneau2948 9 місяців тому +12

    Its funny, everytime Simon has a coke, i want a coke. But its only coke. Like if he has a coffee or a red bull i dont want any of those.

    • @gerardmontgomery280
      @gerardmontgomery280 9 місяців тому +3

      I'm the same with coffee but not so much with coke or RB. Guess it's just what you like. I've trouble reading coffee in a book without feeling the need to put the kettle on.

  • @diyeana
    @diyeana 9 місяців тому +4

    That last one is a good reminder of how we can put on blinders when we want something to be true. Always question your findings before declaring it as truth. It will save you from embarrassment, and worse.

  • @user-ok4pk2mp3e
    @user-ok4pk2mp3e 9 місяців тому +9

    Yes, anesthesia often includes a paralytic. For many surgeries, it would be awfully inconvenient if the patient started moving around in a sedated state. Its correct that in the hospital, it's the anesthesiologist and never the nurse that puts the patient under. Paramedics, outside of the hospital, are also able induce patients in circumstances where a conscious patient needs to have a endotracheal (breathing) tube placed immediately.
    Other than that, I believe critical care nurses are also able to induce patients, although I haven't asked anyone to confirm that.

  • @Mlo-tn9yr
    @Mlo-tn9yr 9 місяців тому +4

    I spend way to much time in hospital thanks to far too many health problems to get into. But anaesthesiologists are some of my favourite doctors I've been awake for quite a few surgeries but obviously on a lot meds so I didn't feel anything. Me and the doctor were just jamming to unwritten and punk rocker to a point the main surgeon told us to shut up cause he hated those songs. It was great

  • @libertarian1637
    @libertarian1637 9 місяців тому +4

    Anesthesia can be given/managed, at least in the US, by both an Anesthesiologist, who is a medical doctor, or a Nurse Anesthetist, a Registered Professional Nurse, a level equivalent to a Nurse Practitioner; you can even have both practicing at the same procedure at the same time.

  • @darkdrake222
    @darkdrake222 9 місяців тому +2

    You don't want to make anesthesiologist angry they can paralyze you but make sure you can still feel everything!

  • @FancyRPGCanada
    @FancyRPGCanada 9 місяців тому +3

    @9:28 that is exactly what happened to a couple of lawyers in the USA this year, they went with what chat GPT gave them verbatim and it gave them the wrong info.

  • @randomramblings2325
    @randomramblings2325 9 місяців тому +20

    Thanks great video I reiterate Simon should do an entire video, having a Q&A with GPT.

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin 9 місяців тому +4

      While I disagree that an entire video of GPT would be entertaining, you're welcome to thank not only the channel but the writer as well!

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin 9 місяців тому +2

      (I'd tell you how, but UA-cam keeps deleting my comments when I try lol)

  • @HyBr1dRaNg3r
    @HyBr1dRaNg3r 9 місяців тому +8

    Omfg love the Cliff Burton clip🥺❤️I play guitar and bas and just started getting into Cliff. One of the best there ever was

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 9 місяців тому +2

      Cliff is awesome and he was an amazing bassist. So glad I got to feature him here. 🤘

    • @HyBr1dRaNg3r
      @HyBr1dRaNg3r 9 місяців тому +1

      @@EveryFairyDies you did great, always love the editing and going along with Factboi’s tangents! Thank you for helping make this channel possible😌

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 9 місяців тому +1

      @@HyBr1dRaNg3r Thank you for watching and enjoying my work!

    • @HyBr1dRaNg3r
      @HyBr1dRaNg3r 9 місяців тому +1

      @@EveryFairyDies haha well you have the tough job of making sure each episode doesn’t turn into an epic blaze because of Simon’s tangents😂(although, I don’t think anyone would mind if every video was an hour long!)

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 9 місяців тому +3

    1:40 - Chapter 1 - Top of the leaderboard
    2:45 - Mid roll ads
    4:35 - Back to the video
    12:40 - Chapter 2 - Getting loosey with the goosey
    20:10 - Chapter 3 - Arsenic life

  • @diyeana
    @diyeana 9 місяців тому +4

    Every time I clear my throat the mesothelioma jingle goes through my mind now. 😂

  • @samr2494
    @samr2494 9 місяців тому +3

    I haven’t seen this kind of Simon before- I’ve just seen him following the script perfectly. I love this kind of Simon so much! And the video is scary as someone who relies heavily on medication 😞

  • @rlwoltzable
    @rlwoltzable 9 місяців тому +3

    Academic here, each journal has an "impact factor". For example nature (one of the top journals) is ~64 PNAS (a good journal) ~11 and you have journals that are basically pay to publish with little review with much lower impact. The higher the impact factor the better. The impact factor is how many times a journal is cited divided by the total number of articles. So a study published in nature on average will be cited 64 times for a reference. This calculation can be done for a researcher or lab or single study and the more curtains the more impactful it is in the community.

  • @rashkavar
    @rashkavar 9 місяців тому +3

    Project Panda is a bit of a wild story in its own right. The samples they tested were gathered by flying jets with catchment devices mounted on them through the mushroom cloud from the nuclear bomb, and then just high tailing it across the ocean to Berkley where there was a lab that could detect these elements....looking for something that might have a half life in the realm of a few hours.

  • @darkermatter125.35
    @darkermatter125.35 9 місяців тому +8

    Phenomenal memes today, they made me smile!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 9 місяців тому

      Excellent! Love making people smile.

  • @joelhendry8728
    @joelhendry8728 9 місяців тому +1

    Anesthesiologist keep you in a delicate state between consciousness and death. It's easy when things are going well, more technical when someone trends towards death, exceptionally more difficult when someone is nearing death before the anesthesia even begins (life saving surgies)

  • @cornishcat11
    @cornishcat11 9 місяців тому +11

    another great script and great editing.... simon wasnt bad either

  • @ThatWriterKevin
    @ThatWriterKevin 9 місяців тому +16

    What a better way to start off the week than with a fresh Brain Blaze! And as a reminder, I can provide you access to all of my complete scripts, unedited and uncensored!

  • @WelcomeApathy
    @WelcomeApathy 9 місяців тому +1

    Lorelei continues to be my favorite editor! The source content is just so perfect and the variety of clips is superb. Master-class! It makes an already very interesting video that much more fun.

  • @CAMacKenzie
    @CAMacKenzie 9 місяців тому +3

    Editor: Lorelei Brown? Lorelei Brown was the name of a character in the TV sitcom My Favorite Martian (1963 to 1966) played by Pamela Britton. She was the ditzy landlady.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 9 місяців тому

      I'll have to watch it! I promise you I am neither ditzy nor a landlady. 😆

    • @alanhilder1883
      @alanhilder1883 9 місяців тому +1

      She had a thing for Martin ( the martian ) while also having a cop boyfriend.

  • @MountainCry
    @MountainCry 9 місяців тому +2

    "searching insult database..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnwinslow4860
    @johnwinslow4860 9 місяців тому +3

    Don't shit in your water source. Dig a hole and bury that, uh, shit.

  • @DavidStruveDesigns
    @DavidStruveDesigns 9 місяців тому +7

    I love how sassy the memes are in this video 😁😂

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 9 місяців тому +3

      I was feeling spicy while editing this! 😂

    • @DavidStruveDesigns
      @DavidStruveDesigns 9 місяців тому +1

      @@EveryFairyDies I can absolutely tell LMAO 🤣

  • @stephen3164
    @stephen3164 9 місяців тому

    2:00 Cliff Burton, Metallica, playing bass solo: “Anastasia, Pulling Teeth”. *chef’s kiss* 👍

  • @carolitoffana
    @carolitoffana 9 місяців тому +7

    I just watched that documentary about Paolo Macchiarini and his fake windpipes, and OMG I felt sick in my stomach watching, the science world is so messed up it's insane. I have no ideia how someone manages to go as far as killing 5 people until someone is like "ok, maybe we should read the papers and test his findings" 🙃🙃🙃 (and to be honest, quite shocking the other doctors be like "ok it makes no scientific sense but who knows" like dude, aren't u a doctor?)

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 9 місяців тому

      I think a lot of it is wishful thinking. Plenty of major discoveries have been made serendipitously, with very little research to back it up.

  • @SpacePatrollerLaser
    @SpacePatrollerLaser 9 місяців тому +2

    An anesthesiologist's work is never done. It often begins in the prep for surgery phase when the IV is stuck in your amr. some chemicals in the drip prepare your body for the anestesia process. Well, actually, it began well before when your height and weight were taken and Dosimitry went to work calculationg how much of what would be needed. After you are wheeleed in and hooked up. you are put under. Next things to maintain that state of affairs over the course of surghery are done, sometimes for ovef 4 hours. This itself is more than one process that requires constant monitoring. Then you are prepared for recovery, which may include an amnestic and the process for bringing you back to conciousness. If it is done right, you don't even know you were out and are often quite lucid. When I had my bypass, I was told it would be a triple. When I came around I was told it was a quad. I said "What is this; by 3 get one free?"

  • @TheKampfschaf
    @TheKampfschaf 9 місяців тому +1

    Two of my alltime favorites 'i don't understand' and 'mesothelioma'. Keep up the great work! ❤

  • @Kiwi-ICU-RN
    @Kiwi-ICU-RN 9 місяців тому +2

    Just for the record: an anaesthesiologist is a doctor, then you have a technician, who can be diploma level, or a nurse with an extra bit of study. And you nailed it - it’s the “putting you to sleep” triangle: paralytics, amnesiacs, and analgesia. 😅 sorry edit: an anaesthetic tech is not normally degree level, but they need specific papers, so nurses can do those to do that job. In ICU, we use a lot of the same drugs they use in surgery to keep you sedated and monitor the ventilator, so we actually do some of the same functions of the anaesthesiologist.

  • @mikryan6567
    @mikryan6567 9 місяців тому +2

    Perfect use of skeletor😂

  • @CoffeeLoki67879
    @CoffeeLoki67879 9 місяців тому

    I'm loving the added throwback memes that are being added more and more.

  • @pauldesmondchopping6027
    @pauldesmondchopping6027 9 місяців тому

    The Cliff Burton clip was epic, Sam you are a legend.

  • @ScottDotDot
    @ScottDotDot 9 місяців тому +1

    The gaslighting worked, as today was the day I realized that I'd forgotten that this was ever called Business Blaze! 💼🔥

  • @madbradfreeman
    @madbradfreeman 9 місяців тому +8

    Loving the Doctor Who call-outs! And, yes, the guy you mentioned is objectively a bell-end.

    • @jennsacks1302
      @jennsacks1302 9 місяців тому +2

      and the Blackadder ones!!!

  • @onemorescout
    @onemorescout 9 місяців тому +1

    It feels like I discover another Simon channel every week

  • @theswiv
    @theswiv 9 місяців тому +6

    Andrew Wakefield, definite bell-end.
    No question

  • @damenwhelan3236
    @damenwhelan3236 9 місяців тому +2

    2:37
    You can hear in that silence, simon realising what he just said.

  • @akevabanshee3632
    @akevabanshee3632 9 місяців тому +6

    Memes leaning into simon's bionic abilities. I wonder if it's Sam or Lorelei Editing today. (edit) Definitely Lorelei. Keeep up the good work! Love the memes an in-jokes!

  • @benjaylehman
    @benjaylehman 9 місяців тому

    I love the picture popping up of the lead singer of Sabaton at 9:54 haha

  • @PetersonZF
    @PetersonZF 7 місяців тому

    1:57 All hail Cliff Burton! The song is (Anesthesia) - Pulling Teeth if anyone is unaware and curious. :)

  • @phils4634
    @phils4634 9 місяців тому +1

    The 5HT3 antagonists (Ondansetron, Granisetron principally) are pretty OK as anti-nauseants, however for those chemotherapies that are particularly emetogenic (HEVC - anything containing Platinum, also Dacarbazine, high-dose cyclophosphamide, and most anthracycline combinations) the current gold standard is a 5HT3 antagonist (Palonosetron) and Substance P antagonist / Neurokinin antagonist Netupitant combination (Akinzeo). The neurokinin antagonists were originally developed as potentially useful analgesics (back in the day when we thought Substance P was central to the pain pathways), but have found a completely different although excellent role as very potent anti-emetics.
    P.s. - if you are in the cell radiolabelling business, Dextran 70 provides a faster degree of RBC sedimentation than hydroxyethyl starch, especially using Heparin rather than ACD as an anticoagulant.

  • @JHilerio
    @JHilerio 9 місяців тому +1

    Lorelei … I’m sure you’ve gotten flack for it but … the mesothelioma but will always, ALWAYS, make me laugh.

  • @meglukes
    @meglukes 9 місяців тому +7

    Last time I was this early Epstein didn’t kill himself

  • @ChefAtPlay
    @ChefAtPlay 9 місяців тому +9

    My biggest science take is that bread and gravy is just really dry flour mixed with very wet flour. New blaze while I clean the swamp monster that is my bong? Sounds like a good excuse to get higher than eagle flange and drunker than a baker with autobrewery syndrome.

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 9 місяців тому

      I drank kratom. Ate dumplings. And now I smoke bowl.

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 9 місяців тому

      Some 30% from the local Florida dispensary. Friend shares prescription with me sometimes. (I doubt all 30% of it is thc though. That's probably total cannabinoids I think)

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 9 місяців тому

      Oh and a distillate gummy

  • @justinbuergi9867
    @justinbuergi9867 8 місяців тому

    I’m honestly impressed. I’ve been trying to get multiple papers published for three years and they’ve all been rejected except for 1 but they’ve kinda gone dark on me after approving me. Here’s hoping I hear back soon

  • @lynnkay417
    @lynnkay417 9 місяців тому

    "Bellend" has become part of my daily Kraut-Yank Lexicon, and I blame Simon. 😂

  • @firekex
    @firekex 9 місяців тому +3

    My dad's a nurse anesthetist and he's described it as a balancing act.

  • @darkbeach72
    @darkbeach72 9 місяців тому

    For anyone wondering, the bass solo Cliff is playing is called Anesthesia.

  • @jcook693
    @jcook693 9 місяців тому

    I like it when you put the a bit of fry and Laurie parts in

  • @sekaramochi
    @sekaramochi 9 місяців тому

    Acronym...
    Please please please never stop Simon ♥️

  • @murrayscott9546
    @murrayscott9546 9 місяців тому +1

    I received an anesthesiologists report as part of a sheaf of documents regarding a medical procedure that I had undergone. A teeny bit of fentenyl was in the cocktail. Now, I'm onnit full-time and you know what ? It feels great !

  • @evilwelshman
    @evilwelshman 9 місяців тому +2

    0:58 So, people say to poop downstream and drink the water from upstream. However, what about the person living upstream of you? Or the person living upstream of that person? Or the person living upstream of that other person? 🤢🤢

  • @quantidel
    @quantidel 9 місяців тому +2

    oh i so needed a new brain blaze today

  • @phiend2248
    @phiend2248 9 місяців тому +2

    Oh I’ve missed the “ I don’t understand bitch “ meme 😊

  • @dylanfell6975
    @dylanfell6975 9 місяців тому

    Informative with hilarious edits!

  • @GrimGX
    @GrimGX 9 місяців тому

    I have never seen a better placement for the JJJ laughing meme, great job Sam!

  • @FrozenFingers
    @FrozenFingers 9 місяців тому +3

    Your original pronunciation of Joachim (Jo-a-chim) is a lot closer to how it would be pronounced in Germany than the other pronunciation.

  • @pioneercynthia1
    @pioneercynthia1 9 місяців тому

    A fast-moving river is nature's bidet! 😂
    That's both true and absolutely sarcastic.

  • @Collector261
    @Collector261 9 місяців тому

    Simon: You want to talk about Fraud? Here’s a subject: George Santos.

  • @KaiHenningsen
    @KaiHenningsen 9 місяців тому +1

    Joachim is approximately pronounced like Yo ach(much like Scottish) im (like in limit). And Wikipedia doesn't seem to mention a criminal investigation, I suspect someone got confused by the word "investigation", he was investigated by academic institutions, lost his title "professor", got lots of papers retracted, that kind of stuff.

  • @JakeSezz
    @JakeSezz 9 місяців тому

    12:45 Sam showing why he is the ultimate editor: utilizing a scene from the MUCH more entertaining Buffy movie. He’s earned additional time out of the Blazement for a month.

  • @ashookamanuela1901
    @ashookamanuela1901 8 місяців тому

    love how simon went on a rant about joachim not being pronunced like its written fully unaware that in german it is

  • @stevelee5724
    @stevelee5724 9 місяців тому +3

    Good morning world. It's 9am here in New Zealand 🇳🇿

  • @jaycie5021
    @jaycie5021 9 місяців тому +3

    Thumbs up OG Business Blaze Legions!!!
    Also Simon you are talking about impact factor

  • @ericthompson3982
    @ericthompson3982 9 місяців тому

    We already have that word, Simon. "Notoriety" is derivative of "notorious," or notable for negative reasons.

    • @eliahabib5111
      @eliahabib5111 9 місяців тому

      Except that the list Simon is speaking about is for influential people. They can be obscure as long as they are influential.

  • @Sniperboy5551
    @Sniperboy5551 9 місяців тому +1

    You’re right, anesthesiology is pretty complicated. A lethal injection is basically just an overdose of anesthesia, which is why it’s such a highly paid job. You have to crunch the numbers to find out how much to give someone to put them under without killing them, you also have to monitor vitals the entire time.

  • @I_am_Lace
    @I_am_Lace 9 місяців тому +4

    Hello from Oklahoma!! ✌🏻

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin 9 місяців тому +3

      Hello from Simon's basement!

    • @AllTheHappySquirrels
      @AllTheHappySquirrels 9 місяців тому +1

      Condolences to you both, though I suspect Simon's basement would have better company.

    • @I_am_Lace
      @I_am_Lace 9 місяців тому +1

      @@ThatWriterKevin - Simon's basement certainly has a positive effect on your writing abilities. Lol! In all seriousness, you are a great writer & I enjoy listening to your scripts. I thoroughly enjoyed your creative basement villain episodes.

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin 9 місяців тому +1

      @@I_am_LaceWhy thank you!

  • @hankblaster
    @hankblaster 5 місяців тому

    That coauthor kitty cat allegedly eventually soloed its own atomic research paper

  • @kassandrasolon1633
    @kassandrasolon1633 9 місяців тому

    Simon trying to say "this is impressive!" but accidentally sounding like he's insulting two entire careers is deeply relatable

  • @andrewsisson6536
    @andrewsisson6536 9 місяців тому +13

    I watch Casual Criminalist. Simon is OFTEN thinking about executions.

  • @davidburzo1933
    @davidburzo1933 9 місяців тому +3

    No worries. You weren't offensive to either doctors or nurses. There are both highly trained nurses (CRNAs) and highly trained doctors (Anesthesiologists) who perform the function of pain management and anesthesia application. For example my younger sibling is a CRNA and achieved that by going the nursing route and I'm a physician (geriatrics, though anesthesiology was an option as well for post graduate training-i.e. residency). At least this is true in the North American medical system.

  • @benjaminforman8901
    @benjaminforman8901 9 місяців тому

    Lorelei! LORELEI!!! WHY ARE YOU SO COOL??????????
    The last thing I would have thought I'd see on a Simon Whistler channel is Cliff Burton playing the bassist's National Anthem. wtaf😂😂

  • @BullScrapPracEff
    @BullScrapPracEff 9 місяців тому

    As someone that has some experience in operating rooms: the idea that an anesthesiologist puts you to sleep and administers pain killers is ludicrous. The true magic is that they essentially you and bring you back to life no worse for the experience. Not that the killing is the noteworthy part...