If the Apple Vision Pro Was Honest
Вставка
- Опубліковано 16 чер 2023
- I'm buying this the day it hits the market guys. There will be zero hesitation with this purchase.
Thanks for watching and love all you guys!
Lets get to a million subs shall we?!!
➡️ Make sure you Subscribe! (If you haven't already) 🙏🏼
*Also quick note: Exclusive Patreon content will be dropping soon!
Follow me ⬇️
Instagram: lando_kalriz
TikTok: / landokalriz
Facebook: / land0kalriz
#comedy #funnyvideos #funny #viral #applevision #apple #applevisionpro #honestcommercial #honest #comedyvideos #jokes #satire #sarcasm #iphone #humor - Комедії
Can't forget to leave some credit to the Godfather of Sh*tting on Apple @ROB. Hope ya'll enjoyed the video, I might do a lot more of these commercial-style videos so let me know in the comments what you wanna see!
Love your vids man these are awesome
already thought this was inspired by him, felt so similar lol
Loved it! Please do more of these
Vid idea: why did thechannelthatuploadsgarbage even upload this sh*t
Dude yes make more of these they are hilarious!
‘We literally trained you to buy our sh**’ BRO THAT GOT ME DYIN💀
😂
@@landokalrizt's so fecking true, alot of people are sheep.
Yep! And the clowns will still buy it! 🤣
@@bluelightzwit7447ok
"With over a dozen cameras and sensors specifically designed to make the product more expensive"
Literally described every apple product ever made
Describe every flagship
Didn't describe the M1 MacBook Air, the best laptop you can get at its price did it
@@Zellzoi bro is sponsored by apple
@@luckyjack3233 I'm literally saying the truth
@@Zellzoishut up bot
Apple is finally being honest 😮
😂😂😂😂
what
Damn that's unusual for them
if they “was”
@@7sx8673 were
This guy is one of the only trustworthy guy on the whole internet...
True that
What about news daddy on tik tok?
How can I trust you?
He's literally just a tech illiterate guy making videos to trigger apple fans for views
@@Ashtonhighfill21is he in yt
Imagine spending 3000 dollars to escape the reality that you are now bankrupt
😂wonderfully said
you can literally buy oculus quest for less money as one iPhone
But with the new Apple Vision Whatever, you can just PRETEND you have money😁😁‼️‼️‼️
If you can't afford a 3500 vision pro, you're an android user. Not someone apple cares about. The first 3500 is the least of their worries. It will cost much more. And you'll all own one lol. Apple iPhone was extremely expensive compared to the 100 dollar phones you could buy when it released. Everyone laughed at the price, and then, everyone adopted it. Apple won. You just don't know if yet.
@@sanity_loss_that's like saying you can buy a Honda civic for less than a Mercedes. They're different things... It's not even a correct comparison, this just is a different generation of product. To you maybe, apple and Facebook are just two big companies, Apple though is so much larger than Facebook. The Oculus is a mishmash of a bunch of things whereas Apple had so much more control over the Vision Pro. I own, zero apple products but when you Invest, your job is to dispassionately learn and make decisions. Apple just spared no expense, but they built the perfect VR product. There's no real way meta can compete with this. It requires resources meta doesn't have. Apple has 4x the resources. Oculus is more gaming centric. Apple wants this to be the future of computing, and now that I more fully understand the tech, I could whine and ask for it to be cheaper, but the features they implemented were things I specifically asked for to fix VR issues and then, they went ultra far beyond it. The screen and the dynamic resolution being the main thing. Both were gonna be expensive. Oculus just doesn't do that. And if you can't do that then you can't go to the next step of features that it enables. Eye tracking the way apple has done it. It changes a ton. This was the correct move. Oculus was too compromised. This is the baseline for mass adoption VR performance. Now, either drive down price, or, go a little more crazy. Everything seems crazy at first. Welcome to apple, the 10 trillion dollar nation-state company.
Not saying Apple users have more money, just that they don't care about their money is the truest statement ever 💸😭👌
nope not true
@@Zellzoihave fun
i mean u do have more money or just get into credit, I have android as I'm not rich so...
iphone is just a better product. They have to slow down on purpose to let andriods have 120hz years early, huge battery, huge memory, split screen, to keep andriods
in the game.
@@duosable as an apple user myself, you are straight up an apple bootlicker
him saying that apple trained people to spend unnecessary amounts of money on their products is so true. They made it so that apple products are the most socially acceptable, so people buy it to keep up with the "trend"
Edit: I have unintentionally started a war
Screw Apple
Yeah I remember when iPhone first came out, that's all people freaking talked about and boasted in their videos lol.
It’s the complete opposite now. If you even touch an apple product youre spoilt
these issues are because of society, not Apple
@@Zellzoi Apple DID play it into society, tho
"Watch carefully, as all the poor people magically disappear from your field of vision!"
😂
You’re the most underrated content creator I’ve ever seen this is hilarious
YES
he has almost a 1 mil subs.
@@mrmangbro6842 he should have closer to 5 mil
Cuz there’s a ton of shitty UA-camrs likes to copy and paste someone’s UA-cam video like Lando and other UA-camrs’s videos which is really sad why UA-cam haven’t deleted theirs Accounts yet or do anything to stopped them from doing it - Please report them if you guys saw someone else UA-cam video that isn’t theirs to begin with on their Shitty channels
Thank you bro❤
Who else is watching this on an Apple product?
Me
Fr iPad Pro 😭
Nope got a good old Samsung
me
3:37
FINALLY AN APPLE PROMO CODE THAT DOESN'T INCREASE THE PRICE
apple steppin up their game
So generous of them 😅
2:30 This game just gave me nostalgia oh my lord
Forza?
@@atFantahow did you find my comment
@@atFantaalso no it’s not forza it’s a mobile game called extreme car driving simulator.
Love these Lando, keep doing parody commercials youre really good at them.
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmeeeeee
Thanks brotha, I just might😏
its true. remember the burger king one? whenever i eat burger king i have to go to the bathroom
@@landokalriz pls dont stop posting, you bring joy to my life
Reply 5
1:25
Rare sight of Apple Employee actually showing genuine emotions and empathy towards customers that are spending all their money on useless products
Don’t see it too often lol
YO
"who cares?"
"yeah that's a good point"
LMAO
😂
BRO 2:23 LOL
“Poor people magically disappear”😂🤣-This is awesome-Well done!
At least half of what he mentioned aren’t true but he made it funny😂
@@Lucifer-fj7mg 🤣😂!- To be fair looking at the actual reviews now he seems pretty accurate!
I love copyright law allowing satire to exist
A necessary loophole, lol
@@landokalriz very much so bc we wouldnt have a wonderful gem like you
The commercial style videos are amazing, keep doing them! You’re great at making them Lando!
That Minecraft parkour got me 😂
minute 2:05 the second I saw the real ad I instantly thought of that. genius video
I agree, thankfully they added it to the new phones so you can just record it from the phone and then watch it later in vr if u got one
1:56 my favorite part of the video was the dad sitting recording his daughter’s birthday imagine it’s your birthday and your dad is wearing freakin ski goggles
Don’t worry guys if you don’t get this one you can buy the Apple pro headset max plus for your first born child and your soul
Apple finally givin out good deals now!
This is so funny and true and probably will happen in the future. Keep it up man every video is something new but I die laughing every time!
Will do bro thank you❤
I love to hear Apple mentioning how much they despise poor people 😊
"watch carefully as all the poor people disappear from your vision" Guessing this is y its called "Vision Pro"
Lol
Nah bro, This Video had me dying. You officialy are my Favorite UA-camr
Haha thanks bro, preciate the love🙏🏼
I live vicariously through your opinions on corporations. I love your content so much haha.
Hello
😂thank you🙏🏼
2:10 😂😂💀
I'd love to see you parody prescription medication commercials
That will absolutely need to be done, lol
3:42 What a deal!
Apple just buy our shit😂..Best tagline ever
when the Apple Vision Pro is released for sale, he should make a video about all the things that $3,500 can get you besides the vision pro. People are going to NEED to be EDUCATED on why buying the Vision Pro is a waste of money for 99% of the population.
Its a waste of money for 99.99% of the population but for 1% it is more of a financial rounding error. Practical use cases for this are few and far between.
you can get a quest pro for 1400 and do all that the apple vision can with 2000 left over.
Most people in America will spend more on a vanity car versus the practical choice than the cost of this headset. Show me a middle class family that couldn’t afford this set if they chose to be a little more frugal in their luxury expenses.
Man.. I'm rolling on the floor! Love it!😂😂😂
Thank you🙏🏼🙏🏼
This is my favorite video on the internet now. I put it on loop 😂.
😂🙏🏼🙏🏼
You wild beast! This is hilarious!!!
An apple employee who knows what he's talking about. Finally!
😂
This is just so spot on
😂😂😂 @ 1:00 funniest thing I seen all week 😂😂😂
baw this man too funny💀💀💀💀 entire video had me on the floor
😂thank youu🙏🏼
They’re trying to make the movie *Wall-E* into a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The charger bit got me 😂
This man never fails to make my day better😂😂❤❤
Glad to hear it😌
This mans hate for apple is legendary.
I trust this man with my life
Lol the “Apple, just buy out sh*t” was too funny hahaha! Your the best underrated UA-camr
What's funny is that there's an ad for this in my recommendations. 😂😂
I can’t stop laughing
"The people complaining about the price are the same people watching this commercial on an Android." Lol so true I'm on my Android right now 😂
😂
superb! you knocked it outta the park again, Mr. Lando!
Thank you, much appreciated🙏🏼
subscribed, i love your content 😂😂
I subscribe to this channel because it never misses
Thank you sir❤
2:16 I have adhd
its a joke lol
(i have adhd too so dont get mad lol)
i love this we need more PLEASE
This is why I’m subscribed, to listen to him.
😂
I was expected a price of $10,000 💀
I was expecting them to launch it at 2000$
@@patataum1757 They added a lil' bit more than that 💀
I thought it was 5000$ 💀💀 (in my area 1$ is 80 rupees)
Lol can’t tell too many lies or people would believe it, haha
@@Mr.Entity303 Yes, just a “lil” very accesible to the average person :)
so its basically oculus but more expensive nice!
Literally the apple ad is right below this video for me lol😂
Code damn, that was a deep fried level of roasting!
“Watch carefully as all the poor people magically disappear from your field of vision.”
3:37 but I am watching this on an I pad 😢❤
I love this 😭 it’s very accurate
bro every video is awsome
I mean this is basically literal apple advertisment at this point. Its not like theyre even trying to hide it anymore
Pls never stop making Videos. You are already a Legend 😂
Haha preciate it bro🙏🏼
I like how this whole video is centered around Apple vision, Pro, and then the ad when I scroll down is Apple Vision Pro
Bro is gonna be the most honest ceo
I lost it at the ski goggles lmao
😂
I have one of the zuck headsets and while it's not that fun it is great for watching a movie alone especially if you get the vr cover interface to block any light getting in because you'll need the lights on so it can detect your hands. That said it cost me like £300 and I do play games on it quite a lot so it was good value.
So Bon! it's untrue! Perfect as always Mr Kalriz
This is the type of quality videos we like to see
I actually want this 😅
Yeah if this was a lot more affordable it would actually be a cool thing to have.
I just wonder what the battery life on that thing.😂😅
this is so true and very funny. great vid
Thank you❤
I literally got an apple vision pro ad below this video
These videos slap harder then my drunk dad hitting my mom when she messes up dinner
Sounds pretty hard, why thank you, lol
If people were this honest I would buy it only because of respect...
0:47 bro said: I'm ain't buying that shit for a video
I like ur vids and u got a new sub
This is what i was waiting for, someone to blatantly make fun of the Apple Vision Pro
Realistically it's easy to jump on the hate train and shit on the price, but once you actually try it you know why it's priced like that
@@Zellzoi you're saying this is practical? i get that the tech is cool but 3499 is a terrible deal unless you're the richest person in the world. oh right, apple can get away with anything
@@Zellzoi Typical apple fanboy. 99% of apple users aren't actually rich, they just buy them to act rich.
Hire him as the new CEO of apple
"specifically designed to make the product more expensive"
10/10 comedy line👌
An ad for the actual thing came up in the up next thing while I was watching this lol
1:46 “adjust if you want to let more poor people in less poor people in I prefer none” well just cause you work for apple”getting paid or not” your not like just as rich as them, and gonna buy every product they have.
Cant believe this guy has less than a million subscribers
Gettin there, thanks for the support🙏🏼
3:32 i felt attacked 😂😂😂
the ending😂
"apple, we like your money"
As a VR gamer, I never knew what this headset was really for until this guy gave us a clear idea Thank you totally worth 3,500 dollars on this👍
Wow 0% off is such a steal 🤩
I got a literal Apple Vision Pro commercial on this video lol
Meta Quest 2 also gives you 2 controllers, a headband for only 300 dollars while Vision pro gives you nothing of 3500 dollars
2:54 prob a good 1w charging for the low 899
I LOVE your content. Just subbed with notifications and i hope you reach 1 mil soon 😁
Loved it 😅😅, now i'm gonna pre-order.
I did an Apple TV subscription and when I found out how useless that was I wanted to cancel it but for some reason the cancel button does not work 💀(too bad for them cause I was using empty card for the free trial 🤣)
"for some reason" well we all know that not just a coincidence lol
I love this guys videos yet still i have an iphone🤦🏻
Huge shout out to my bro always Reminding us that the devices we know and love come from slave and child labor. But holy shit is this man hilarious I'm glad you got longer videos man!😂😂😂😂
This guy is crazy. I like you 😂😂😂😂😂