STAND UP DARK HUMOR (YOU LAUGH YOU'RE OUT)

[@adamatif288]

These jokes are genius.

[@Kaid10us]

Q: What does a baby have in common with a pregnant teenager.
A: There both thinking. “Damn, my mom’s gonna kill me?”lol

[@user-tg4pq6hs1w]

♻️

[@syndroforrester8499]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
-No one because of BP

[@Kaid10us]

@@syndroforrester8499 No, Gary he’s one of the many aquatic species of sea slug that BP oil spill killed!

[@syndroforrester8499]

@@Kaid10us “We’re sorry.” -Tony Hayward

[@raymondnecke5806]

It's always better when people can have a laugh at race , religion, etc and not get pissy about bullshit woke crap

[@ZaneTruesdale007]

What's princess diana's favorite Meatloaf song?? Paradise by the dashboard light.

[@Kxd_K3nta]

This proves me going to hell

[@mitchelnorton2692]

Well, if you're going, save me a seat.

[@zoewinsmann]

Got a joke for you guys!! I’m not racist, but my friend told me this joke 😅
J: Why do black people have nightmares?
A: Because we killed the only black person who had a dream

[@VinixtheChair]

lol that’s funny and I’m black

[@blacksheep4vc]

Yo can someone explain the LBJ one, my brain aint brainin.

[@Bowler30089]

1:48 the click in their minds!!!!!!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Arabs, they can go through 100 stories in 2 seconds

[@taliclay2931]

1. Reused
2. Decent
3. Good
4. Ok
5. Nice shii
6. Good slow cooker
7. Reworked but decent
8. Very clean
9. Bit stale but “9/11” sold it
10. Clean
11. Very clever
12. Rhymes, rhymes
13. Crisp, bit dull but crisp
14. Gahdam, that’s original
15. Reused, I think?
16. Ok
17. Hoooooooo
18. Reused, so damn reused
19. Okay
20. Damn
21. Good rework, very nice
22. Nice pun
23. Whoa, really?
24. That’s pretty damn funny
25. Rework, but not too bad
26. Also decent rework
27.
28. Very punny
29.
30. Whooooo
31. Heh
32.
33. Punny

[@jaykose2125]

Yo what happen to these guys why they got like no views now

[@_Tree]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@skullboybrazil2583]

Whats the difference between a bowling ball and a child?
the bowling ball doesn't scream when i finger it

[@METX141railfan]

💀?

[@skullboybrazil2583]

@@METX141railfan i have so many other dark humour jokes on my bucket list,this one is just the tip of the iceberg :)

[@skullboybrazil2583]

@@METX141railfan i have so many other jokes in my collection,this one is just the tip of the iceberg :)

[@VinixtheChair]

Uhm what

[@sadmikewazowski7754]

What do we call a gay saudi?
Corpse

[@timothycedeno3115]

In my opinion there was only one good one

[@adairweaver8865]

It's too bad y'all can't find anything funnier than making gay jokes. Some of y'all could be funny...

[@seanstoltz6957]

The door’s open, who’s gonna say it?