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  • @leonisadonis
    @leonisadonis 6 місяців тому +30537

    The sexual tension between my car going 140 km/h and the neighbors tree is unbearable

    • @Ribcut
      @Ribcut 6 місяців тому +940

      This actually made me laugh so hard, but on the off chance you're serious hang in there brother and please do not give up.

    • @pepepepegavillage4550
      @pepepepegavillage4550 6 місяців тому +473

      @@Ribcut Are you saying he should or shouldn't?💀

    • @Idk-dm9zg
      @Idk-dm9zg 6 місяців тому

      hang in there but not too much @@pepepepegavillage4550 💀

    • @aroyalduck167
      @aroyalduck167 6 місяців тому +268

      @@pepepepegavillage4550 Did he stutter?

    • @kyo73450
      @kyo73450 6 місяців тому +28

      ​@@aroyalduck167😮hahahah

  • @viletoxxie
    @viletoxxie 6 місяців тому +22840

    that gun is looking more and more tempting every fvckin day

    • @Fungolox
      @Fungolox 6 місяців тому +651

      i swear man

    • @psychologienerd7546
      @psychologienerd7546 6 місяців тому

      lmao, these girls are borderline personality disorders. its the easiest thing in the world to hook up with them. you just need to look for women engaging in risky or selfharming behavior such a cutting oneself, bingedrinking, high risk sports, and basically hooking up with everyone out there and getting rid of them just as quickly as they have found them

    • @ioanbugheanu6836
      @ioanbugheanu6836 6 місяців тому +263

      Lol you got a perfect circle pfp. That and your comment reminded me of the song the outsider

    • @ekuda
      @ekuda 6 місяців тому +603

      Over women? cmon man you're better than that

    • @viletoxxie
      @viletoxxie 6 місяців тому +789

      @@ekuda you know its not that simple at all

  • @fr3kman37
    @fr3kman37 4 місяці тому +3067

    The sexual tension between my chin and my Remington Model 870 Fieldmaster is unbearable

    • @99allc.
      @99allc. 4 місяці тому +36

      cry of fear type shi. but also same

    • @jessestinson9252
      @jessestinson9252 4 місяці тому +36

      Lmao this comment section is gold

    • @Teslajanitor
      @Teslajanitor 3 місяці тому +4

      hey guys i guess that's it

    • @jessestinson9252
      @jessestinson9252 3 місяці тому +5

      @@Teslajanitor that one was brutal. And then the dog shows up to

    • @Bane520
      @Bane520 3 місяці тому

      @@jessestinson9252 I think it was a cat? Eitherway fuck that guy, shouldn't have streamed it, shouldn't have been on the phone with his mom or whatever, should've gotten rid of his cat beforehand, overall shouldn't have done it, what a POS honestly.

  • @yesman121
    @yesman121 5 місяців тому +3114

    Love at first sight is a beautiful thing. Almost as beautiful as me flying through the windshield of my car when I floor it straight into a guardrail.

    • @abcdefzhij
      @abcdefzhij 4 місяці тому +15

      Yoooo thgasts crazy man!!!

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock 4 місяці тому +9

      cringe.

    • @TaurenTLT
      @TaurenTLT 4 місяці тому +2

      i swear

    • @yasuhiruma1854
      @yasuhiruma1854 4 місяці тому +8

      holy shit that caught me off guard lmao

    • @user-vn6ki6gs8w
      @user-vn6ki6gs8w 4 місяці тому +32

      ​@@DanteLikesRockyour only comments are calling everyone in this comment section losers and asking what's her name, and you bother using the final period but you write completely in lower case, I don't think it's appropriate for you to be calling someone else cringe
      you're also subscribed to penguinz0

  • @LoveIncest
    @LoveIncest 5 місяців тому +11670

    Everyone owes Thanos an apology...

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 5 місяців тому +40

      Hell no. :-P

    • @Pingevin1
      @Pingevin1 5 місяців тому +86

      >Half assed measures
      I don't even watch capeshit, but 50% is never enough

    • @maxalaintwo3578
      @maxalaintwo3578 5 місяців тому +183

      Wtf is your username

    • @Yuan-lo3zz
      @Yuan-lo3zz 5 місяців тому +19

      Only half of us

    • @TheArcher101
      @TheArcher101 5 місяців тому +21

      He was always right

  • @DavidSmith-ly8mz
    @DavidSmith-ly8mz 5 місяців тому +8619

    The barrel of the shotgun is giving me a “fuck me look”

    • @rebatemania2936
      @rebatemania2936 5 місяців тому +81

      Hope you’re ok. Keep moving forward.

    • @Unknown-px6lm
      @Unknown-px6lm 5 місяців тому +1

      y'all feeling suicidal because u cant get girls, that's pathetic, work on yourself p22y ain't important.

    • @Youssef06_
      @Youssef06_ 5 місяців тому +281

      The sexual tension between the noose and my neck

    • @rayane5494
      @rayane5494 5 місяців тому +78

      She look at him the way I look at my sawed off mossberg on a sunday night

    • @bampoe8670
      @bampoe8670 5 місяців тому +1

      She’s clearly promiscuous, and is smoking a cigarette! Gain some standards for yourself, man!! Be more responsible with what you want in life.

  • @akiroai6577
    @akiroai6577 4 місяці тому +1245

    the 7th floor apartment window is giving me the “fuck me” look

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock 4 місяці тому +7

      cringe.

    • @ignisspiritustenebris7137
      @ignisspiritustenebris7137 4 місяці тому +49

      Try the 8th floor, i've read good reviews about it

    • @douchapri638
      @douchapri638 3 місяці тому +18

      ​@@DanteLikesRockthe only cringe person I see is you, who keeps commenting "cringe" on every single comments 😂

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock 3 місяці тому

      @@douchapri638 shut up incel.

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock 3 місяці тому

      @@douchapri638 shutup incel.

  • @paradoxal69420
    @paradoxal69420 4 місяці тому +1156

    The unbearable urge climb the highest mountains in the world and come back to this as a changed man is incredibly tempting to me

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock 4 місяці тому +4

      inkwell's are the most cringe subculture.

    • @TheFaqvideos
      @TheFaqvideos 4 місяці тому +12

      Either come back changed or die there, either is fine.

    • @dmrtagge6274
      @dmrtagge6274 4 місяці тому +3

      😂 you reminded me of a movie called "7 years in Tibet..."

    • @vigilantgopher9563
      @vigilantgopher9563 3 місяці тому +5

      @@DanteLikesRock Do you mean incels or Inkwells because I was kind of interested what an inkwell would be

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock 3 місяці тому +4

      @@vigilantgopher9563 yes i do mean incels.

  • @rikovladimir8655
    @rikovladimir8655 6 місяців тому +8024

    This video is 45 seconds long but it felt like an eternity

  • @mano_rex
    @mano_rex 5 місяців тому +12865

    that feeling of "i don't want to end like these type of people" hits hard, ngl

    • @ABRACADAVER_000
      @ABRACADAVER_000 5 місяців тому +199

      Fr💀

    • @juggerswood
      @juggerswood 5 місяців тому +173

      For anyone reading this her name is Jade Anh.

    • @R9naldo
      @R9naldo 5 місяців тому +99

      The dude is clearly doing alr

    • @RarityArchive
      @RarityArchive 5 місяців тому +582

      Yeah thank god you ended up as someone doomscrolling on youtube leaving hate comments, thats so much better 😂

    • @godhimself1128
      @godhimself1128 5 місяців тому +444

      ​@@RarityArchiveversus the current state of burnt out and mentally ill content creators, yeah unironically

  • @proxanity2gaming354
    @proxanity2gaming354 3 місяці тому +233

    The force of attraction between my spinal cord and the pointy ass knife in my kitchen is getting stronger everyday

  • @bencutterstein87
    @bencutterstein87 5 місяців тому +744

    Look at the rizz on that guy "I like boobs" truly learned from the best pick up artists lmao

    • @joeb0y
      @joeb0y 5 місяців тому +11

      "Honesty is the best policy" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @woopoganntnt7379
      @woopoganntnt7379 4 місяці тому

      why are y’all so mad at bro? so fucking corny lmao the jokes are funny but this shit is just showing off how insecure you are smh grow tf up

    • @majimasmajimemes1156
      @majimasmajimemes1156 4 місяці тому +13

      ​@joemanual45 well, according to this clip and y'all whining, it literally is

    • @martindmunro
      @martindmunro 4 місяці тому

      ​@@majimasmajimemes1156 vid is edited. Pretty sure the look came first then later they chatted. As in, it's his looks that got the reaction and so he could be honest(bold). Plus she brought up her breasts first. Not like he just spewed out(first words), "I want to spunk on your hefty mammaries" and she was insta f*ck me eyes

    • @Iamzani
      @Iamzani 4 місяці тому +13

      he is the chosen one fr

  • @brainrich1358
    @brainrich1358 2 роки тому +13515

    If you are attractive and a girl is into you, you can get away with saying anything.

    • @nman1
      @nman1 10 місяців тому +869

      How about Poopy caca doodoo poopoo 😂

    • @LuzRamirezGBB
      @LuzRamirezGBB 10 місяців тому

      Ikr he was such an idiot

    • @indiourameshi5297
      @indiourameshi5297 9 місяців тому +64

      True

    • @Sconechoc
      @Sconechoc 8 місяців тому +386

      until she takes half.

    • @hiddendrifts
      @hiddendrifts 7 місяців тому +67

      according to another commenter, she actually didn't like him

  • @ravensrevenge7245
    @ravensrevenge7245 5 місяців тому +5256

    This video is super fun and wholesome. I'm gonna go see if my body survives blunt force of concrete at longitudinal speeds

    • @igodreamer7096
      @igodreamer7096 5 місяців тому +128

      Just remember to wash your hands before it.

    • @BakaDaOwera
      @BakaDaOwera 5 місяців тому +30

      Be sure to reach high speeds😊

    • @rebatemania2936
      @rebatemania2936 5 місяців тому +28

      Hope you’re ok. Keep moving forward.

    • @goofytuber9011
      @goofytuber9011 5 місяців тому

      Wtf is wrong with all these suicide comments 😂😂

    • @PureColumbianCocainum1949
      @PureColumbianCocainum1949 5 місяців тому +17

      @@rebatemania2936 get off the internet iff u actually think he was being serious 😭

  • @barnaclescum7011
    @barnaclescum7011 4 місяці тому +265

    This exposed electrical socket would look so much better with a metal utensil in it

    • @maybona
      @maybona 4 місяці тому +9

      yup make sure to wet your hands before doing that! friendly advice 😊

    • @LPY-eq3ow
      @LPY-eq3ow 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@maybona😊

  • @UnremarkableMarx
    @UnremarkableMarx 4 місяці тому +540

    I went from being 4 asking 'why do girls have butts on their chests,' to being 20 and asking why I'm not leaving my car running in the garage.

    • @iloveketamine477
      @iloveketamine477 3 місяці тому +15

      Damn dude.

    • @vigilantgopher9563
      @vigilantgopher9563 3 місяці тому +4

      😂😂 same bro your a great guy tho

    • @UnremarkableMarx
      @UnremarkableMarx 3 місяці тому

      u2@@vigilantgopher9563

    • @JinnaiT
      @JinnaiT 3 місяці тому +14

      I hope you're okay but that's the funniest of the comments I've read so far

    • @decenthumanbeing67
      @decenthumanbeing67 3 місяці тому +3

      Dude, you're only 20, it's no big deal. You'll find someone.

  • @ivandiaz4921
    @ivandiaz4921 6 місяців тому +4262

    what a nice and wonderful clip! let me check real quick if my toaster is waterproof

    • @fish23334
      @fish23334 6 місяців тому +6

      Why

    • @grumpyginger9783
      @grumpyginger9783 6 місяців тому +244

      @@fish23334 Because wet toast won't taste good.

    • @nhatminhdang2312
      @nhatminhdang2312 6 місяців тому +6

      im bad at english can u guys explain what is toaster and what does he mean

    • @ju_m9768
      @ju_m9768 6 місяців тому

      ​@@nhatminhdang2312bro just google it

    • @infrnumx249
      @infrnumx249 5 місяців тому +42

      he jokes about deleting himself in minecraft @@nhatminhdang2312

  • @unib4324
    @unib4324 5 місяців тому +2898

    Every day the urge to become a comic artist and draw berserk increases

    • @uu-kq6mn
      @uu-kq6mn 5 місяців тому +119

      Better yet make a shoujo with those beserk elements you'll be shocked how many fans you'll get.

    • @laurentiusmcmxcv
      @laurentiusmcmxcv 5 місяців тому +10

      Heavy regardless lmao

    • @MerlinTheCommenter
      @MerlinTheCommenter 5 місяців тому

      ​@@uu-kq6mnsold
      ....wait.... 😮

    • @unib4324
      @unib4324 5 місяців тому +6

      @@uu-kq6mn I'll keep that in mind

    • @multatuli1
      @multatuli1 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@uu-kq6mnthere's highschool dxd 😂

  • @unnf9971
    @unnf9971 5 місяців тому +626

    what a terrible day to have internet connection.

    • @Bryan_T
      @Bryan_T 3 місяці тому +7

      😂

    • @wryy
      @wryy 3 місяці тому +5

      Lmaoooo

    • @thatrandomcrit5823
      @thatrandomcrit5823 2 місяці тому +11

      I selled my wife to have internet connection

    • @Jeferso
      @Jeferso Місяць тому

      Essa frase ecoa pelo espaço 😂

  • @Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    @Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 4 місяці тому +282

    I love how the algorithm brought us all here to be lonely and suicidal together.

    • @Wilkins325
      @Wilkins325 4 місяці тому +18

      Can you explain the suicidal comments i honestly don’t get it and want to understand

    • @Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      @Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 4 місяці тому +49

      @@Wilkins325 This video is being recommended to people who are depressed by feelings of loneliness. Only causing them to feel more depressed and lonely.

    • @TWD77710
      @TWD77710 4 місяці тому +12

      Well I'm watching this while the girl I screwed 30 mins ago cleans up in the shower and I'm here in the bed resting so speak for yourself (hope u get it though)

    • @Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      @Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 4 місяці тому +3

      @@TWD77710 word

    • @nuckchorris3302
      @nuckchorris3302 4 місяці тому

      ​@@TWD77710rope

  • @karnage9685
    @karnage9685 5 місяців тому +1202

    The comments are an emotional rollercoaster 💀💀

    • @starfruitiger
      @starfruitiger 5 місяців тому +90

      yes i am so confused ngl can somebody please explain to me why they're all joking about unaliving? So. Confused. 😟

    • @Bongbongo
      @Bongbongo 5 місяців тому +175

      This video has such a diverse community
      Incels, down bad mfs, suicidals, lookmaxxers, emos, etc

    • @baseddepartment1645
      @baseddepartment1645 5 місяців тому +103

      ​@@BongbongoGen Z is just overall doomed.

    • @chrxs61632
      @chrxs61632 5 місяців тому

      @@Bongbongoat least half of those are the same community. Incel/blackpillerz

    • @AuditorMadness
      @AuditorMadness 5 місяців тому +55

      @@starfruitiger incels being jealous

  • @DFRNT017
    @DFRNT017 5 місяців тому +1315

    If I had a dime for every time I got this look, my account balance would reach the US national debt

    • @Soldfor62cents
      @Soldfor62cents 5 місяців тому +11

      ???

    • @TehCrushinatorz
      @TehCrushinatorz 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Soldfor62centsNegative figures.

    • @guy9453
      @guy9453 5 місяців тому +22

      lucky my account would make me able to afford a can of pepsi thats half full

    • @anomaly3215
      @anomaly3215 5 місяців тому +74

      ​@@Soldfor62cents are you dense?

    • @Soldfor62cents
      @Soldfor62cents 5 місяців тому

      @@anomaly3215 absolutely

  • @dus_stertzum
    @dus_stertzum 4 місяці тому +85

    the sexual tension of my throat and the sharp knife is unbearable

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 4 місяці тому +259

    Every second of life is painful with content like this out there

    • @Saki-kk1ky
      @Saki-kk1ky 4 місяці тому

      u can't do anything about it mate fr u can only control ur minds at this point, controo it or u end up in psychiatric like me for 8 years

    • @Saki-kk1ky
      @Saki-kk1ky 4 місяці тому +9

      it's ok to overthinking stuff it's normal but don't blame urself so madly everyone is nicer in different ways

    • @b4u992
      @b4u992 4 місяці тому

      Talk to women and touch grass. You'll have a woman give you fuck me eyes eventually and it'll feel amazing. There's no way you don't have redeeming qualities. You should see some of the dudes women crush on lol, especially the ones who're chronically online like you probably are. And this never happens in public

    • @blitzcrank2819
      @blitzcrank2819 4 місяці тому +4

      Hey friend. Im not attractive too and as you would guess i never had that kind of look from a women. Its ok , they are people out there who can still see you for who you are and you can create meaningfull memories with them.

    • @chefduke3719
      @chefduke3719 4 місяці тому +1

      Blud is trying his absolute best to string a coherent sentence together with what little English he knows...@@Saki-kk1ky

  • @user-zp9ft7ex5f
    @user-zp9ft7ex5f 5 місяців тому +693

    ropemaxxing has never been more appealing than now

  • @aarona3481
    @aarona3481 5 місяців тому +251

    That 10 year old bottle of Flintstones vitamin gummys looking pretty tempting

    • @rebatemania2936
      @rebatemania2936 5 місяців тому +4

      Hope you’re ok. Keep moving forward.

    • @aarona3481
      @aarona3481 5 місяців тому

      ​@@rebatemania2936I mean I was joking when I wrote this but I am going through a rough patch right now. Thanks

    • @woopoganntnt7379
      @woopoganntnt7379 4 місяці тому +13

      temptation is rough man but you gotta fight it, don’t succumb to the vitamin gummies

    • @Bl0kymtt
      @Bl0kymtt 4 місяці тому +2

      i heard that shit is lit lemme get sum

    • @aarona3481
      @aarona3481 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Bl0kymtt yeah here bro

  • @Ouroborosus
    @Ouroborosus 3 місяці тому +149

    this kind of look that i never experienced and never will, watching this on youtube is like watching some nature documents

    • @MrReaxxionAction
      @MrReaxxionAction 3 місяці тому +7

      Well, I think he didn't notice this look eighter. So if he didn't saw the clip he is still thinking he never experienced such look

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 3 місяці тому +2

      She didn't do anything. She stared at him for a few seconds. You guys are losing it

    • @numbdigger9552
      @numbdigger9552 3 місяці тому +4

      jeez ya guys are down bad lmao

    • @fbiguy5269
      @fbiguy5269 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@cooliostarstache5474She literally just blows cigarette smoke. People have weird faces when they smoke sometimes. In Germany we have a word for it: Fischmaul.

    • @Ljosi
      @Ljosi 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@cooliostarstache5474 your body language reading skills are.. actually your character doesn't even have that skill listed on the sheet

  • @gabrielfernandes5141
    @gabrielfernandes5141 3 місяці тому +446

    Guys, you will not notice if a girl looks at you like this, they don't like to make it too obvious. Maybe you received this look before and just didn't notice. But first of all, love yourself my bros, no one will see value at you if you yourself don't. Stop consuming this kind of content that attacks your self esteem and go live life. Hang out, make friends, be yourself, hit the gym, do what you always wanted to do. You got this, king.

    • @SamuSayo
      @SamuSayo 3 місяці тому +28

      Thanks man 🙏🦍

    • @vigilantgopher9563
      @vigilantgopher9563 3 місяці тому +8

      I just love this meme it’s great. It’s ok, we can all laugh about it.

    • @gabrielfernandes5141
      @gabrielfernandes5141 3 місяці тому

      @@vigilantgopher9563 yeah, i really like it too, but i've seen a lot of guys feeling down because of it.

    • @nonoise2854
      @nonoise2854 3 місяці тому +12

      See, this is the right thing for SURE but I can't help but bandwagon alongside all the people in the comments 🤣 On a real though, Self love and treating yourself like your best friend goes a helluva long way

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront 3 місяці тому +11

      the content doesnt attack their self esteem. it's not sentient or pervasively condescending. Theyre attacking their own self-esteem. but yeah agree otherwise

  • @Shadowtopia69
    @Shadowtopia69 5 місяців тому +235

    The sexual tension between me, and skydiving off of the tall building without a parachuting, is feeling real strong today.

  • @madduxnagel6935
    @madduxnagel6935 5 місяців тому +96

    “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”
    -Hubert Farnsworth

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 5 місяців тому +3

      "I want to live on this planet more."
      -Me

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 4 місяці тому +1

      more oxygen for me!

    • @1inchpunisher715
      @1inchpunisher715 2 місяці тому

      ​@@tappajaav😂

  • @Simp-aTheWhiteKnightLion
    @Simp-aTheWhiteKnightLion 4 місяці тому +116

    This video just helped me reach my dream of becoming an air swimmer by doing a head dive from my buildings highest point. Thank you Mr uploader

  • @Sparkofhope621
    @Sparkofhope621 2 місяці тому +16

    The “I never had a real relationship with my father” look.

  • @officialroxieeclipse11037
    @officialroxieeclipse11037 5 місяців тому +251

    Man never thought a barrel of a rifle never looked so good

    • @poochoonut5768
      @poochoonut5768 5 місяців тому +5

      Do it

    • @officialroxieeclipse11037
      @officialroxieeclipse11037 5 місяців тому +14

      @@poochoonut5768
      Out of all the people here
      You chose to reply to me

    • @poochoonut5768
      @poochoonut5768 5 місяців тому

      @@officialroxieeclipse11037 fr

    • @mochilover7053
      @mochilover7053 5 місяців тому +22

      ​@@poochoonut5768 This could be used in a court proceeding if they actually take your advice. Chill

    • @FrancisLouVera
      @FrancisLouVera 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@officialroxieeclipse11037just do it

  • @XSamsaX
    @XSamsaX 6 місяців тому +1173

    What a wholesome clip!
    Time to see if I can fit a fork into a power socket.

    • @AingealDhe
      @AingealDhe 5 місяців тому +12

      Lemme just screenshot this comment real quick
      Alrighty that should do it.
      Bravo good sir 🤣🤣🤣

    • @torpedotorben
      @torpedotorben 5 місяців тому +8

      the trick is to remove to two middle finger of the fork then you can just plug in anytime! great succes

    • @igodreamer7096
      @igodreamer7096 5 місяців тому +1

      I tried that once. It was worthy, somehow.

    • @hvkhvk9677
      @hvkhvk9677 5 місяців тому +2

      @@igodreamer7096HOW ARE YOU STILL ALI…
      anyway how are you doing?

    • @hvkhvk9677
      @hvkhvk9677 5 місяців тому +1

      I just wished that UA-cam didn’t remove the dislike button

  • @derjonas6505
    @derjonas6505 4 місяці тому +153

    Every day I get the tension to quit the art school to become politican.

    • @kdkdkdbdkddn3
      @kdkdkdbdkddn3 4 місяці тому +14

      Get the tension to learn english

    • @CycleOfJudges
      @CycleOfJudges 4 місяці тому +19

      Nah nah do politics later, first quit art school and join the military. THEN go into politics. 😎👍

    • @pauliewalnuts5803
      @pauliewalnuts5803 4 місяці тому +8

      🇦🇹 👩‍🎨

    • @user-zv9zc9bc2y
      @user-zv9zc9bc2y 3 місяці тому +4

      You're gonna rewrite maps.

    • @Unizuka
      @Unizuka 3 місяці тому

      are you an australian?

  • @jinsang3d
    @jinsang3d 4 місяці тому +38

    the crazy bliss of knowing im not like any of these people makes me feel better about myself

    • @ppl_who_watch_streamers_r_NPCs
      @ppl_who_watch_streamers_r_NPCs 3 місяці тому +1

      people in the comments or people in the video?

    • @jinsang3d
      @jinsang3d 3 місяці тому

      @@ppl_who_watch_streamers_r_NPCs the video

    • @riko11096
      @riko11096 2 місяці тому

      ​@@ppl_who_watch_streamers_r_NPCsThat is a very rare question in the youtube comments

  • @macroissant7735
    @macroissant7735 5 місяців тому +75

    The fucking shotgun collecting up dust on my bookshelf:

  • @user-yw6bs4sd9o
    @user-yw6bs4sd9o 6 місяців тому +545

    women after 1 shot of alcohol:

    • @legionofgod6691
      @legionofgod6691 6 місяців тому +17

      Is this true?

    • @TonyHill2335
      @TonyHill2335 6 місяців тому +9

      Fr fr

    • @rashidveitia6591
      @rashidveitia6591 6 місяців тому +8

      It is true brother

    • @WiredLain_
      @WiredLain_ 6 місяців тому +84

      @@legionofgod6691don’t get any ideas bro😂 ur saying this like ur about to become a future felon

    • @onlyonegod701
      @onlyonegod701 5 місяців тому

      ong bro's up to no good @@WiredLain_

  • @suhaib9001
    @suhaib9001 18 днів тому +3

    That police officer is looking a bit bored today, let me check if his gun is loaded

  • @koasng2209
    @koasng2209 4 місяці тому +17

    The sexual tension between my neck and the noose made out of a power cord i have tied around my ceiling fan rn is unbearable

  • @doorman27
    @doorman27 5 місяців тому +37

    The sexual tension between my mouth and the whole skyrim wheel of cheese in my refrigerator

  • @cooliostarstache5474
    @cooliostarstache5474 5 місяців тому +108

    I'm actually genuinely confused what I just watched. This feels like a dream where the meaning is incomprehensible, the characters do things that you can't understand, you can't run or throw a punch. ???

    • @muda_muda_mudaa
      @muda_muda_mudaa 5 місяців тому +32

      yeah, it looks like a drunk version of some anime. i have no idea what this video is about but i love the comment section

    • @eloelo6944
      @eloelo6944 4 місяці тому +2

      Lmao that is just what happens to the top 5% men we won't experience it

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 місяці тому +17

      @@eloelo6944 I don't want to experience whatever the hell is going on this video

    • @joeschmoe3
      @joeschmoe3 4 місяці тому +2

      And you don't know who the hell the people are

    • @sayan-4971
      @sayan-4971 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@joeschmoe3no i am confused as shit

  • @mahdi7211
    @mahdi7211 3 місяці тому +55

    the type of look i've never experienced from opposite sex

    • @yeularkinex1939
      @yeularkinex1939 3 місяці тому +1

      You wouldnt know if you did, my girlfriend sometimes tells me that a girl we crossed looked at me an odd way I never even knew which girl she was talking about.

    • @acridBefuddling
      @acridBefuddling 3 місяці тому +1

      wdym opposite? gym bosses look at you like that?

    • @kyrufalkas5577
      @kyrufalkas5577 3 місяці тому

      At least you got that look from your own sex. I didn't even get that

    • @Drpepper319
      @Drpepper319 3 місяці тому +6

      my glock 22 gave me that look

    • @mr.someone5679
      @mr.someone5679 Місяць тому

      i never will

  • @smarkbustersstink3471
    @smarkbustersstink3471 4 місяці тому +20

    Rising sexual tension between me and rat poison

  • @YEPCLOCK69
    @YEPCLOCK69 5 місяців тому +745

    No matter how attractive woman is, when I see her with a cigarette, the attractiveness level goes way down (at least for me). Not being sexist or anything, I find men with cigarettes nasty as well, but I am talking from my perspective as a non-smoker guy checking out opposite gender.

    • @DSxGoldSilver
      @DSxGoldSilver 5 місяців тому +313

      When I see women with tattoos, cigarettes and kiss another girl it’s a huge red flag for me. She hit every single red flag in this short video.

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 5 місяців тому +39

      ​@@DSxGoldSilverAye you got a problem with lesbians?

    • @filthyweeb9073
      @filthyweeb9073 5 місяців тому +176

      ​@@macaryl95I'm sure it's not about lesbians, but doing sexual stuff in public.

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 5 місяців тому +27

      @@filthyweeb9073 That is the only aspect of such an opinion I can respect...but tattoos? Come on

    • @hellamurder
      @hellamurder 5 місяців тому +89

      ​@@macaryl95i find tattoos unattractive as well, one on the wrist or a small one is ok, but anything else.. nah

  • @DSxGoldSilver
    @DSxGoldSilver 5 місяців тому +324

    She cute but she nailed every huge red flag in one video

    • @spade69
      @spade69 5 місяців тому +16

      Bro she was my kind of 'celebrity' crush for couple of years 😭 idk why I do like her but I do very much

    • @fabiocetrulo4462
      @fabiocetrulo4462 5 місяців тому +12

      Your going to have it rough buddy...good luck

    • @juggerswood
      @juggerswood 5 місяців тому +12

      ​@@spade69who is she?

    • @h0pesfall
      @h0pesfall 5 місяців тому +22

      @@juggerswood my girlfriend

    • @zoroarx
      @zoroarx 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@juggerswoodasking the real question, Who is she?

  • @m.t.d3551
    @m.t.d3551 3 місяці тому +17

    For some reason I'm now feeling extremely jealous of that tyre hanging on that tree outside.

  • @jschannel6319
    @jschannel6319 3 місяці тому +39

    In celebration of Persona 3 Reload coming out, I’ve decided to attempt to summon my very own Persona.

  • @alessandrobozzi7085
    @alessandrobozzi7085 6 місяців тому +455

    If I had a nickel every time a girl bit her lip while looking at me... well, I'm Italian and Euro is my currency, so that'd count as one nickel

  • @geekbro6265
    @geekbro6265 5 місяців тому +67

    Luffy will become the king of the pirates!!

  • @yasserboumediane1010
    @yasserboumediane1010 3 місяці тому +11

    You know what? This video did actually make me happy, so happy in fact that I'm gonna go test one of my biggest theories of what happens if I drive my bike at full speed while it's snowing

  • @chillpotato7239
    @chillpotato7239 4 місяці тому +19

    Man the taste of that cold steel is really refreshing

  • @sethorite
    @sethorite 5 місяців тому +24

    My 12 gauge shotgun barrel is looking scrumptious tonight!

  • @jghifiversveiws8729
    @jghifiversveiws8729 6 місяців тому +68

    Suddenly I have an itch that only the long barrel of a 12 guage shotgun can scratch.

  • @IchBinSylvester
    @IchBinSylvester 4 місяці тому +11

    The best relatable comment section in history of UA-cam.

  • @zanx7718
    @zanx7718 6 місяців тому +173

    Man, now i need some fresh air. Let’s see if that skyscrapers is open!

  • @AFMMD1967
    @AFMMD1967 5 місяців тому +29

    She fell for his personality

    • @LarryBonson
      @LarryBonson 5 місяців тому +1

      Until she no longer likes him.

    • @JoblessJoshua
      @JoblessJoshua 5 місяців тому +7

      looks = personality

    • @ManOfCinema-
      @ManOfCinema- 3 місяці тому

      ​@@JoblessJoshua You literally just cleared a decade years old debate on whether look matters more or the personality in a single fckin line and it's perfect.

    • @Chaos779
      @Chaos779 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ManOfCinema-you re not very bright are you?

    • @ManOfCinema-
      @ManOfCinema- 3 місяці тому

      @@Chaos779 What about you

  • @cyntax7928
    @cyntax7928 4 місяці тому +73

    This was excruciating. I’d rather owe money to the mafia.

  • @Chlooy
    @Chlooy 2 місяці тому +6

    The sexual tension between me and the earth when I'm standing on top of a skyscraper

  • @FredJunior
    @FredJunior 5 місяців тому +58

    "We can't expect God to do all the work"

    • @blitzcrank2819
      @blitzcrank2819 4 місяці тому +4

      didn't expected to see a new vegas reference here lmao

    • @JoeGamer500
      @JoeGamer500 3 місяці тому +2

      To forgive them is up to Him but to send them to Him is up to me

    • @vigilantgopher9563
      @vigilantgopher9563 3 місяці тому

      @@JoeGamer500 Bro you just saved the comment section, thank you for that

  • @kisaragiihoneyfan1015
    @kisaragiihoneyfan1015 6 місяців тому +234

    Unfortunately I am too ugly for that kinda of looks.

    • @dimitriosdesmos4699
      @dimitriosdesmos4699 6 місяців тому +16

      are u sure?

    • @kisaragiihoneyfan1015
      @kisaragiihoneyfan1015 6 місяців тому

      Considering I am in my 30s and mever had a girl, yeah. Lol, I am basically just another lonely japanese guy like all the others. @@dimitriosdesmos4699

    • @Huqe
      @Huqe 6 місяців тому +46

      You can improve your looks. It just takes work. Go to gym or do other sports, learn to dress a bit better, find a hairstyle that suits your facial features etc. It's not a Game Over situation for sure. But I can understand how you feel, I'm short and I've never been particularly handsome. But one thing I've noticed is that women treat me differently after I started going to the gym and now that I feel a bit more confident in my own body

    • @leevine3911
      @leevine3911 6 місяців тому +61

      ​@@Huqe only if u are good looking

    • @mitschnel607
      @mitschnel607 6 місяців тому +80

      @@Huqe Nah, for some people its acutally just over

  • @andreaswill615
    @andreaswill615 3 місяці тому +9

    Those railroad tracks look pretty comfortable. Im just gonna rest for a while

  • @UnremarkableMarx
    @UnremarkableMarx 4 місяці тому +9

    My tube of Sensodyne Pro Enamel is giving me the "I'd be good in a milkshake look"

  • @DFRNT017
    @DFRNT017 5 місяців тому +92

    What a beautiful wholesome video! I’m gonna go replenish my thirst with some refreshing bleach now!

    • @Sirekraven
      @Sirekraven 4 місяці тому

      Add a squeeze of lemon and you’ll be in tip top hydration, until you’re dehydrated and dead.

  • @Balanoglossus68
    @Balanoglossus68 4 місяці тому +42

    The comment section is what keeps us alive

    • @tide7107
      @tide7107 4 місяці тому +16

      Unlike the commenters themselves 😂

    • @morlarav602
      @morlarav602 4 місяці тому

      they are dead with their guns and fork in their basement sockets@@tide7107

    • @vigilantgopher9563
      @vigilantgopher9563 3 місяці тому +5

      Maybe the real suicide was the comments we read along the way

    • @user-zv9zc9bc2y
      @user-zv9zc9bc2y 3 місяці тому

      ​@@vigilantgopher9563I hope so.Because they were a really good people who didn't handle such depravity.

    • @princespazzy2489
      @princespazzy2489 2 місяці тому

      Very Ironic😉

  • @oliverz6581
    @oliverz6581 4 місяці тому +118

    What's funny is the real context was she was getting annoyed at this guy and wanted him to leave.

    • @tjheitor89
      @tjheitor89 4 місяці тому +2

      Looking at a guy crotch will make him leave faster

    • @NickTovA
      @NickTovA 4 місяці тому +68

      lmao she only said that after the clip become popular and everyone was joking about her giving them "fuck me eyes" to that dude

    • @kdkdkdbdkddn3
      @kdkdkdbdkddn3 4 місяці тому

      ​@@NickTovAok

    • @osen3182
      @osen3182 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@NickTovA What's her name?

    • @timmyboi6087
      @timmyboi6087 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@NickTovADude if she was all over him she wouldn't be leaning away like that from him.

  • @Lord_of_all_based
    @Lord_of_all_based 5 місяців тому +834

    As a fairly attractive guy, while this happens sometimes it's rare and doesn't really mean anything, especially if you're not into casual sex. And women often do it more out of stupidness/drunkness than hornyness, no one does this shit in public otherwise and it's genuinely cringeworthy, hit them with the dead stare.
    Edit: Jesus fucking Christ, lord FORGIVE ME for saying I might look good. Apparently that's some sort of high crime. I just said that to make a point: no matter how you look, stuff like this is irrelevant. Stop trying to focus on that one bit.
    Second edit: Really funny that this thread keeps getting action, as I stated in the comments, the fairly attractive part means "just barely above the market line", meaning, as someone who takes the most minimal care on himself to make an effort and look, sound, and smell decently enough to like being around with. I didn't say I was hot, I didn't say I was naturally handsome, I didn't say I was born a fucking star, I did say however that *ANY* man, and for that regard, *ANY* woman can become into their best versions, and rise, at the very least, above the medium line if they did the most inferior effort on improving, both physically and mentally. Thanks to everyone else who's supporting me and others on their journey, I wouldn't consider myself a Gymbro but I believe every man has a duty to himself to see what his body and mind are capable of. Anyways, don't chase women, love one, don't go looking for approval, earn it and stop taking UA-cam comments so seriously, nothing less attractive than a manchild.

    • @qlewiazebi
      @qlewiazebi 5 місяців тому +185

      “As a fairly attractive guy”😂😂😂

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone 5 місяців тому +186

      "As a fairly attractive guy 🤓🤓🤓🤓"

    • @Lord_of_all_based
      @Lord_of_all_based 5 місяців тому +278

      @@qlewiazebi I go to the gym regularly, train In muay thai, take care of the way I dress, groom myself, have good genetics and I'm quite funny to be around.
      I'm just being honest. Any man can be attractive btw, but most men don't realize .

    • @NotNoshirx
      @NotNoshirx 5 місяців тому +230

      ⁠@@Lord_of_all_basedThis is like the only positive comment I’ve seen. What part of youtube did I end up in that people are commenting about offing themselves?

    • @ramteja1550
      @ramteja1550 5 місяців тому +43

      ​@@Lord_of_all_basedyou realise that it's not for you to decide what other people think about you right? And you also realise how egoistic it is to tell others what they should think about you right?
      Empty vessels make more noise.

  • @malimaru
    @malimaru 5 місяців тому +123

    It's ok boys maybe reincarnation is real and we'll be players instead of spectators in our next lives😅

    • @user-wh2ei8qm6s
      @user-wh2ei8qm6s 5 місяців тому +53

      Or we'll be warthogs getting ripped apart by Lions.

    • @hellamurder
      @hellamurder 5 місяців тому +13

      just looksmax bro, start mewing, lift, get a decent cut, change ur style, get a skincare routine, never too late 🫡

    • @thebritishtwat1317
      @thebritishtwat1317 5 місяців тому +3

      @@hellamurder "start mewing" do you guys just never have your tongue at the roof of your mouth btw? Coz that's literally resting position for me.

    • @Xoporex34
      @Xoporex34 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@hellamurderthank you bro, i did all this and used tactical soap and im now an slayER
      Never get up 💪

    • @KingScorpius34
      @KingScorpius34 5 місяців тому

      ​​@@user-wh2ei8qm6sbe optimistic
      perhaps you will be the one ripping warthogs apart

  • @Gumbocinno
    @Gumbocinno 3 місяці тому +9

    i've never vibed so hard with a comment section, i can't stop laughing lmfao

  • @elevate07
    @elevate07 4 місяці тому +10

    Well that was something. I'm just gonna stick my head in a pool and take a real deep breath real quick.

    • @CoronaAleks
      @CoronaAleks 4 місяці тому +3

      Did you want me to grab you a toaster? Am I too late

  • @mastergameking3192
    @mastergameking3192 6 місяців тому +33

    This videos makes a woodchipper look like a pool and i cud go for a swim rn😅

  • @gangstalkedindividual
    @gangstalkedindividual 5 місяців тому +21

    hold on, lemme check for fall damage...

  • @RobVice
    @RobVice 4 місяці тому +20

    The comment section 💀

    • @asersah
      @asersah 4 місяці тому +11

      I didn't know this was r/blackpill 😂

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock 4 місяці тому +2

      bunch of terminally online losers.

    • @smarkbustersstink3471
      @smarkbustersstink3471 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@DanteLikesRocklife was good when i wasn't terminally online

    • @DanteLikesRock
      @DanteLikesRock 4 місяці тому +7

      @@smarkbustersstink3471 yeah man, you'll notice 99% of your problems will disappear if you log off and go outside, talk to real people.

  • @NOMATfull
    @NOMATfull 4 місяці тому +6

    I was looking for a Metal Hellsinger ost to sleep to and this is what I found...

  • @AbdulRahman-bi1nu
    @AbdulRahman-bi1nu 6 місяців тому +16

    My shotgun looking more and more appealing to use against my phone rn

  • @francopesce1970
    @francopesce1970 5 місяців тому +20

    The face i make to my shotgun barrel

  • @tomatenkrabben
    @tomatenkrabben 2 місяці тому +5

    Damn these are a whole lot of creative ways to end ones self, thanks for the tip guys!

  • @sametcer4806
    @sametcer4806 5 місяців тому +8

    0:24 her friend realized too 😅

  • @hate_genichiro
    @hate_genichiro 6 місяців тому +48

    shotgun looks to good tonight idk why

  • @kuszynier
    @kuszynier 4 місяці тому +17

    How to recognize a bad person:

    • @shiramaro
      @shiramaro 4 місяці тому +5

      you wish you could have her

    • @kuszynier
      @kuszynier 4 місяці тому +18

      @@shiramaro fortunately I have moral standards

    • @dingickso4098
      @dingickso4098 4 місяці тому +2

      with 69 STDs, hell no@@shiramaro

    • @shiramaro
      @shiramaro 4 місяці тому +9

      @@kuszynier cope

    • @kuszynier
      @kuszynier 4 місяці тому +12

      @@shiramaro keep cooming

  • @GabrieleRusso93
    @GabrieleRusso93 4 місяці тому +6

    This guy 20 years later: "wait a minute"

  • @WizardZazaOfficial
    @WizardZazaOfficial 5 місяців тому +8

    All I needed to do was tell her about my Nicktoons Vol 1,2,3 dvd collection

  • @user-uy7bn4kt2b
    @user-uy7bn4kt2b 6 місяців тому +80

    her name is Jayde Ahn for anyone interested

  • @ignisspiritustenebris7137
    @ignisspiritustenebris7137 5 місяців тому +25

    Wow, i really enjoyed the production on this video. I think i'll go swimming without moving my arms or legs

  • @cariyaputta
    @cariyaputta 4 місяці тому +7

    Dude: literally ooga booga
    Girl dripping: you're so funny, I love your personailty.

    • @Shumail.ahmed.
      @Shumail.ahmed. 4 місяці тому +1

      but that bro was not a supermodel he's 7.5/10 or 8 isn't what would you rate?

    • @cariyaputta
      @cariyaputta 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Shumail.ahmed. yep but he got the Just Be Whte and Height cards, and she's wasted so he easily pushes the threshold.

    • @Shumail.ahmed.
      @Shumail.ahmed. 4 місяці тому

      I am indian brownie and 5'8 and facially shit , so I got no chance, but hamza ahmed is an exception@@cariyaputta

  • @JerryEsquer
    @JerryEsquer 5 місяців тому +14

    I’ve notice this look from girls, but she was drunk as hell and so was I. Never happens sober.

  • @juanala3
    @juanala3 6 місяців тому +498

    She only did it because she had a camera in front of her, no one acts like that when they like someone

    • @thomasmaguire536
      @thomasmaguire536 6 місяців тому +105

      Cope

    • @domanskikid
      @domanskikid 6 місяців тому +175

      @ juanala3
      Spoken like someone that has NEVER been wanted by a woman. 😂

    • @juanala3
      @juanala3 6 місяців тому +8

      @@domanskikid sure

    • @rjskum688
      @rjskum688 6 місяців тому

      ​@juanala3 don't listen to them bro. These dudes are getting smashed and dashed by women.

    • @jackadams8249
      @jackadams8249 6 місяців тому +54

      @@juanala3 i copied this comment -> She later revealed she didnt like him and actually was uncomfortable
      Her 'lip bite' is just how smokers blow out the smoke to the side ...lol

  • @maybona
    @maybona 4 місяці тому +10

    i made a harness made of copper that directly plugs straight into mains, let see how well it works

  • @the.seagull.35
    @the.seagull.35 4 місяці тому +27

    ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭31:3
    Do not spend your strength on women, your vigor on those who ruin kings. 👑

    • @Dave_of_Mordor
      @Dave_of_Mordor 2 місяці тому

      Proverbs‬ ‭94:8
      Stop with this bs and go talk to women. Friendship with them can help you understand them more to take them out on dates

    • @the.seagull.35
      @the.seagull.35 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Dave_of_Mordor I think you got the completely wrong idea man. I'm married lol. What I was saying is don't beat yourself up if you're not having luck. It's not the end of the world... There are bigger priorities in life. Just gotta be patient.

  • @matejhantabal235
    @matejhantabal235 6 місяців тому +19

    the longest 44 seconds of my life

  • @cross451
    @cross451 6 місяців тому +74

    The single shell on my table is looking awfully more lonely than usual

  • @markloh9182
    @markloh9182 3 місяці тому +3

    This clip warms my heart ❤️
    Time to get out to the highway and see which car doesn’t has ABS

  • @Anime.Openings
    @Anime.Openings Місяць тому +4

    Handsome fella will get the girl with no effort

  • @legendxd1295
    @legendxd1295 5 місяців тому +9

    That Rat Poison sure is looking delicious

  • @shahabdeiri7629
    @shahabdeiri7629 Місяць тому +4

    She really said:
    👀
    🫦

  • @shiro4095
    @shiro4095 4 місяці тому +9

    Oopsies what’s my silly ass doing at the top of roof doing at 4 am 😯🤭

  • @drleprosy420
    @drleprosy420 3 місяці тому +9

    Ngl the top of the empire state looks very jumpable right now

  • @ImKarmaHQ
    @ImKarmaHQ 5 місяців тому +8

    That gun lookin mighty fine today

  • @-Roach-
    @-Roach- 5 місяців тому +13

    It’s like the Devil himself crafted this video and thumbnail

    • @razinghavoc7419
      @razinghavoc7419 5 місяців тому +1

      Oh please. It's just a women. I'm sure you won't be lonely forever.

    • @ignisspiritustenebris7137
      @ignisspiritustenebris7137 5 місяців тому

      ​@@razinghavoc7419You literally don't know that though. You're just saying shit

  • @lukenichols4025
    @lukenichols4025 3 місяці тому +2

    My 20 gauge under the bed: “is today the day? I guess today’s the day!”