Acolyte Episode 7 confuses Qui Gon

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  • @CharlieHopkinson
    @CharlieHopkinson  22 дні тому +197

    It wasn’t what I was hoping for.
    Thanks for supporting us on patreon, 10 episodes of clone wars (2 free): www.patreon.com/CharlieHopkinson

    • @user-jg5ie8rc1s
      @user-jg5ie8rc1s 22 дні тому +5

      I found that when I read Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. This series has had its ups and downs, but overall I still think it's been quite good.

    • @Matisaro
      @Matisaro 22 дні тому +14

      Great joke about reusing material from a slightly different angle. Loved it. Subtle.

    • @Matisaro
      @Matisaro 22 дні тому +6

      I loved that joke you put in there about reusing material from a little bit different view. Loved how under the radar it was.

    • @SamLanena
      @SamLanena 22 дні тому +2

      Saves on cam
      Spectacularly well timed cut off on the outside angle, mate 🤣

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 22 дні тому +2

      I had to rewind this multiple times because I kept missing jokes while I was still laughing from before.

  • @chickenporkadob0
    @chickenporkadob0 22 дні тому +1568

    that camera angle joke is hilarious

    • @WilliamHarper5959
      @WilliamHarper5959 22 дні тому +73

      That camera angle joke was quite humorous

    • @karenstarr
      @karenstarr 22 дні тому +11

      It was the first time. Then they ruined it by doing it over and over.

    • @shauncorr7205
      @shauncorr7205 22 дні тому +55

      I thought it would get old but laughed every time 🤣

    • @graduatestev
      @graduatestev 22 дні тому +91

      @@karenstarr That was the joke, they reused the joke several times but from different camera angles like the show reused the same scenes from different angles.

    • @TupZZ-fe1gp
      @TupZZ-fe1gp 22 дні тому +24

      that camera angle joke is hilarious

  • @user-jg5ie8rc1s
    @user-jg5ie8rc1s 22 дні тому +1058

    Snack companies are missing a trick not sponsoring Qui Gon on UA-cam.

    • @davecrawley4634
      @davecrawley4634 22 дні тому +14

      I’m waiting for Huel to step in.

    • @u64770
      @u64770 22 дні тому +11

      He is clearly eatting Pringles😂😂😂

    • @__TK___
      @__TK___ 22 дні тому +9

      Wouldn’t really work because Qui can only advertise for ghost people snacks and not for meat people snacks

    • @voraxe3032
      @voraxe3032 22 дні тому +15

      How many snacks died to feed his addiction

    • @KAYSEAmusic
      @KAYSEAmusic 22 дні тому +11

      honestly thats so genius, hope charlie sees this because thats like the perfect segway into sponsors

  • @8bitSpartan141
    @8bitSpartan141 22 дні тому +558

    That group of witches just flopping over dead looked like something out of monty python

    • @Ruylopez778
      @Ruylopez778 22 дні тому

      She's a witch!

    • @danimal118
      @danimal118 22 дні тому

      It's what will happen when Trump wins in 2024.

    • @CalebePriester
      @CalebePriester 22 дні тому +55

      Nah, Monty Python had soul.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 22 дні тому +24

      So are they supposed to be dead? Like I was hoping that would be clarified but it just...wasn't. As far as I could tell they just fainted and so Mae DID actually kill them all herself with the fire. Why would shoving them out of the Wookie's head kill them all?

    • @Jiraiyashouse666
      @Jiraiyashouse666 22 дні тому +43

      ​@@Blisterdude123 the schills explained it as their brains got scrambled by not being disconnected properly. I guess they have to undergo a sim card removal process.

  • @Blubbermage
    @Blubbermage 22 дні тому +311

    "I was going to let her go"
    Yeah maybe say that instead of turning into a spooky black mist thing

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 22 дні тому +76

      Maybe say that before your coven of evil dark side child brainwashing wishes constantly provoke, escalate, and lash out aggressively toward a small group of entirely reasonable, diplomatic, and confused Jedi. Maybe open with 'hey, you can take the kid', rather than twisting the screws loose from the brain of the youngest Jedi, leading to his volatile overreaction in wanting to leave the planet and sparking a conflict for no reason.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 22 дні тому

      Right

    • @TheManofThings777
      @TheManofThings777 22 дні тому +54

      Average Acolyyte defender be like: "no, you see, she was actually being extremely reasonable and it's the jedi's fault for interpreting the innocent act of becoming a dark demonic mist as an aggressive action. this is a very complex show, guys."

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis 22 дні тому +10

      This episode was the best of the series just for the wookie fight but that part was stupid as hell, just what was she trying to do exactly stupid death eater wannabe witches

    • @sirjame5591
      @sirjame5591 22 дні тому +2

      Nah the episode was shit but the fight was cool
      ​@ppsarrakis

  • @Mark_Williams.
    @Mark_Williams. 22 дні тому +219

    "Wanting a home cooked meal and a shower is a perfectly fine reason for killing 50 witches" ☠

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls 21 день тому +4

      That's what they said at Salem too!

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 21 день тому +5

      @@carlsiouxfalls based on the degeneracy of modern times, that's starting to seem justifiable the more "progress" we get.

    • @RhysCallinan-hf7qx
      @RhysCallinan-hf7qx 17 днів тому +1

      Considering they had a ship that could be used for the cooking part and even the showers part, it is odd that would be the case. Maybe it's grandma's special meals that no one could replicate?

    • @tavernburner3066
      @tavernburner3066 13 днів тому

      Did it on aesthetic order The dude's basically are going that he's tired of sleeping in a s***** bed so we can go and sleep in his other s***** bed.

    • @T0mm3n
      @T0mm3n 10 днів тому

      Hear hear

  • @Ruylopez778
    @Ruylopez778 22 дні тому +499

    For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were -the guardians of- picking grass.

    • @Thrainite
      @Thrainite 22 дні тому +23

      Imagine sending Delta Force or the SAS to pick grass in Sri Lanka for 6 months. I can't help but think the show is dumb or they picked the worst Jedi of the Order to do the most menial tasks as a way to keep them out of trouble. Low and behold they still somehow massacred a lesbian space witch amoeba commune that settled on an abandoned planet. lol. Obviously the show is horrible, but I still think, when looked at in aggregate, it's a satire. The show writers didn't intend it, but that's what it is.

    • @pickchickens5286
      @pickchickens5286 22 дні тому +6

      Odin: are you Sol the guardian of peace or guardian of picking grass?

    • @kansairobot2015
      @kansairobot2015 22 дні тому +1

      @@Thrainite Nah. This show is fine and even entertainin!. But your take on it is even better! You should have been the director or the producer or something!

    • @name-vi6fs
      @name-vi6fs 22 дні тому +1

      Maybe the first vergence was a tiny bug or a tiny metal man, hence the metal detector.

    • @Thrainite
      @Thrainite 22 дні тому +6

      @@kansairobot2015 When I was in the military we were bored and talked about the resurrection story in the bible. My homie went on a hilarious rant that the legionnaires sent to guard Jesus were obviously the screw ups because he sent them to guard a dead body. They still fell asleep on guard duty and awoke to find the thing they were guarding was up and gone. lol

  • @pr0l0gue
    @pr0l0gue 22 дні тому +263

    They really did all that to control one Wookiee and literally died from getting kicked off the server. Honestly better off dead, that was a mercy kill

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu 22 дні тому +52

      Nah, Trinity just unplugged them all from The Matrix

    • @terpgirl5
      @terpgirl5 21 день тому

      "Kicked off the server." 😂😂 love it! 👍

    • @jsbcody
      @jsbcody 19 днів тому +6

      Force Bluetooth Connection Severing is extremely dangerous and should only be attempted by professionals.

    • @ericshaunfield9304
      @ericshaunfield9304 18 днів тому +1

      KIK 3-52 PLS
      Ok
      GG

  • @dawnsrayz
    @dawnsrayz 22 дні тому +109

    Disney + : “Hey, wanna watch the Acolyte?”
    “No. I don’t wanna watch the Acolyte. I wanna go home and rethink my life.” - Torbin

  • @toddsavetodd736
    @toddsavetodd736 22 дні тому +276

    Honestly Anakin is peaking with his humor atm, also he's looking clean AF.

    • @coolcat23
      @coolcat23 22 дні тому +40

      He remembered that he destroyed the death star, which boosted his confidence in himself.

    • @aleccampbell7707
      @aleccampbell7707 22 дні тому +1

      Himbo Anakin is his generations himbo Yord

    • @Fang.1
      @Fang.1 22 дні тому

      The man is transforming before our eyes. His brain is returning to normal after being unalived for a while. The power of Bacta!!!

    • @theemonemo2826
      @theemonemo2826 22 дні тому +8

      Yeah cause Qui Gon convinced Obi Wan to go easy on the drugs in Anakin's ham

    • @didimean
      @didimean 21 день тому +3

      Yeah I'm loving his development... but I love that "newborn" Anakin so damn much.

  • @dance8703
    @dance8703 22 дні тому +516

    Anakin: "A lot of people want a lot of things, before they know what these things really are." Epic wisdom here

    • @SandraOrtmann1976
      @SandraOrtmann1976 22 дні тому +31

      That is why HE is the Chosen One. Not some random twins.

    • @minnumseerrund
      @minnumseerrund 22 дні тому +9

      time for your happy-ham, Ani

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 22 дні тому +11

      Iove how alternates beteen being really wise and also being the dumbest person in the room. It's like when Beavis would randomly start making sense and say something normal.

    • @byronmontgomeryjr.
      @byronmontgomeryjr. 22 дні тому

      @@John_Locke_108like just when Majin Buu defined existence to Vegeta just before the explosion. #TFS
      ua-cam.com/video/FRqkmNW5Mtg/v-deo.htmlsi=e19g74Necg7PZrxC

    • @nikosantos1172
      @nikosantos1172 22 дні тому

      If you're brain damaged 😂

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 22 дні тому +365

    "Seems the power of many is the power of crap."
    Accurate.
    They all died because they used a really stupid and risky ability.
    You have to love that the cover up is just...what happened.

    • @jessemcguire2725
      @jessemcguire2725 22 дні тому +53

      I love how the "lie" is actually the truth, but for the sake of the show it will continue to be a lie

    • @twycross3450
      @twycross3450 22 дні тому +32

      It's a lie by omission. Yes it's true that Mae started a fire that went out of control, but they don't mention the fact that much of the chaos and death happened because of the Jedi's involvement, specifically Torbin and Sol breaking in and starting shit. Without them, the Witches would have probably been able to get the fire under control and everything would have been fine, or they would have at least been able to evacuate without any loss of life.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 22 дні тому +61

      ​​​@@twycross3450 It all happened because of witches. Jedi didn't "break in" to "kidnap" children, thet wanted to clarify things, instead those witches escalated situation, attacked, mindtricked several Jedi, incited a vulnerable angry kid to start the fire... It's their fault. Neither Sol nor Indara would have resorted to killing hadn't they been attacked over and over again by those witches

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 22 дні тому +5

      ​@@jessemcguire2725Lmao right😅

    • @nutmegriot209
      @nutmegriot209 22 дні тому +17

      both sides screwed up. mother koril instigated. the jedi were impatient. sol was driven by fear & too eager for a padawan

  • @DoodsUnited
    @DoodsUnited 22 дні тому +346

    Mitigating circumstances mind control witches is a great excuse for anything 😂

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 22 дні тому +16

      They must have mind-controlled the scriptwriters too.

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 22 дні тому +5

      I’m gonna try it the next time I get in trouble!

    • @gravtycat9741
      @gravtycat9741 22 дні тому +2

      @@Lobsterwithinternet I'm pretty sure they stabbed those too. Now its just the wookie that's left

    • @LadyBeyondTheWall
      @LadyBeyondTheWall 19 днів тому +2

      @@Lobsterwithinternet Some of the viewers may have been mind-controlled as well, lol, since I've seen people say this is the best show they've ever seen, it's their favorite thing and that it's comparable to stuff like Star Trek TNG. I mean.. what??

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 19 днів тому

      @@gravtycat9741 No way, the Wookie would have been able to write a story.

  • @daviddehass6877
    @daviddehass6877 22 дні тому +127

    Well, next time the space witches won't make their castle out of flammable rocks.

    • @Kekkersboy
      @Kekkersboy 22 дні тому +7

      well it's not a castle. it's an old mining facility that they moved into. The fire set off the gas pockets

    • @daviddehass6877
      @daviddehass6877 22 дні тому +5

      @@Kekkersboy lol, you can see the fires moving up the walls, etc. And yes, it's not a castle, but considering they are witches and this is Disney, it seemed appropriate. :)

    • @Kekkersboy
      @Kekkersboy 22 дні тому +6

      @@daviddehass6877 oh sure. It's a bit " castle like " But it being a mining facility an abandoned one at that explains why the fire could spread so easy

    • @darthwiizius
      @darthwiizius 22 дні тому +9

      That's what happens when you mistake anthracite for granite, the power of the Force is clearly not a path to understanding geology and engineering practices.

    • @briscocreighton3376
      @briscocreighton3376 22 дні тому +2

      @@Kekkersboy A mine would have ventilation shafts that the witches would need to operate and maintain.

  • @Expialidocious46545
    @Expialidocious46545 22 дні тому +174

    Omg the different camera angles had me laughing so hard! I love watching the reactions of these three.

    • @aleccampbell7707
      @aleccampbell7707 22 дні тому +1

      For their next padding trick 4 different angles of the same scene in BLACK AND WHITE

    • @hgriff14
      @hgriff14 22 дні тому +1

      next episode is just going to be in spanish 😂

    • @Jedi_James
      @Jedi_James 22 дні тому

      Right!? 😂

  • @nonya1366
    @nonya1366 22 дні тому +86

    Let's be fair.
    If you put me out into the forest for seven weeks after tasting dexter's slop.
    I'd turn to the darkside to get back there, it's some fine slop.

  • @frankvandorp9732
    @frankvandorp9732 22 дні тому +186

    I just like how they apparently have been working on that planet for weeks, but the jedi start explaining to Torbin what they're doing there as if he wouldn't already know, and this is the first time they bother telling him.
    No wonder the guy is so fed up with them.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 22 дні тому +44

      Using metal detectors to find the Force or something.
      idk guys, if you're Jedi Masters and you don't know how to find the Force yet, I'm not sure what to tell you, maybe Jedi Order isn't your calling.

    • @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852
      @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 22 дні тому +13

      ​@@Blisterdude123 this was clearly the short bus Jedis.

    • @francescoserafini5328
      @francescoserafini5328 22 дні тому +29

      Also, in 7 weeks they were unable to spot the massive fortress on top of the mountain.

    • @BadBrucey
      @BadBrucey 22 дні тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣
      Sol: "We are looking for a vergence."
      Torbin: "I've been scanning for 7 weeks and you're just telling me this NOW????" 😠

    • @ObservingProcrastinator
      @ObservingProcrastinator 22 дні тому +4

      ​@@francescoserafini5328 To be fair, it's an entire planet. Though at the same time, if they were in that general area for a while....but once again, it's an entire planet

  • @tommy516
    @tommy516 22 дні тому +98

    Besides the one girl badly yelling fire fire, the witches dying was the funniest part of the show

    • @HEABtheOrdinary
      @HEABtheOrdinary 20 днів тому +2

      😂 It really was. I hate to admit this about one of my favorite franchises, but watching this show is all about the laughs now.

  • @simonjackson1571
    @simonjackson1571 22 дні тому +106

    Seriously, the best thing about The Acolyte is watching these videos afterwards.

    • @ianstopher9111
      @ianstopher9111 22 дні тому +4

      You just admitted you watch The Acolyte

    • @kevinchestnut3034
      @kevinchestnut3034 22 дні тому

      Agreed

    • @gediminasmorkys3589
      @gediminasmorkys3589 21 день тому +9

      What do you mean by afterwards :) this is how I watch the Acolyte.

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls 21 день тому +4

      As someone who doesn't watch the show, Charlie's series is more than enough.

    • @ch4osaeternum74
      @ch4osaeternum74 14 днів тому +1

      Yeah I will never watch anything that Disney touches without commentary from these Heroes xD

  • @invaderIRK1
    @invaderIRK1 17 днів тому +4

    “She said it like that was a lie, but that’s what happened” is exactly what I thought when I watched that scene

  • @niki_mafioso39
    @niki_mafioso39 22 дні тому +156

    Mentioning Xanatos is some deeper EU lore right here. I tip my hat to you

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 22 дні тому +10

      Yeah, or he's talking about the one from the show Gargoyles.
      That guy makes Palpatine look like an amateur.

    • @JadusMoltriel
      @JadusMoltriel 22 дні тому +15

      No, he's definitely referring to his Padawan in Legends that turned to the Dark Side. The whole conversation was about Qui Gon's padawans. I used to love the name Xanatos. I can't remember exactly what happened in that book, but I do remember Qui Gon saved the name by telekentically molding a ring back together, which got him and Obi Wan out of some trap and he helped heal Xanatos of his anger.
      It's been over two decades since I read it though, so I could have the details a little off.

    • @JadusMoltriel
      @JadusMoltriel 22 дні тому +3

      Qui Gon saved the day*. Not name. That was a typo. Dunno why day turned into "name", lol.

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 22 дні тому +2

      @@JadusMoltriel 😏 Sarchasm must have also been erased from the Jedi archives.

    • @Maedok21
      @Maedok21 22 дні тому +8

      Star Wars Jedi Apprentice books! These came out while I was a kid. Xanatos did have a red lightsaber later on.

  • @healsallwounds
    @healsallwounds 22 дні тому +91

    Based on those earlier “everyone must be sacrificed” comments from Mae and the fact that it looked like Osha was being disintegrated, Sol clearly thought that the head witch was going to kill Osha when she turned into the dark Force cloud.
    No, it doesn’t make a lot of sense. Nothing in this series makes a lot of sense. It’s a mess of contrivances masquerading as a plot.

    • @DrHundTF2
      @DrHundTF2 22 дні тому +9

      watching this without having seen the series and I must say...
      I have.. absolutely no idea what you're talking about

    • @healsallwounds
      @healsallwounds 22 дні тому +21

      @@DrHundTF2I barely know what I’m talking about. This show is a mess.

    • @AmyScott-oz5cq
      @AmyScott-oz5cq 22 дні тому +2

      Oh, that explains it! ...a bit?

    • @renatonovis
      @renatonovis 21 день тому +8

      yeah, and it's not something he should feel guilty about either, lady turns into the shadow demon from GOT and starts to thanos snap a little girl what was bro supposed to do?

    • @josephkerrigan733
      @josephkerrigan733 20 днів тому +13

      I'm genuinely confused if the writers think that coming away from this episode I'm supposed to blame the Jedi? Because I don't.
      If I was a Jedi Master reading this mission report & it described everything that happened my only comments would be:
      Torbin: Maybe you need to get counselling for when you're away from home, you seemed abit too uneasy & you went crazy for a minute there saying you were going to kidnap those children.
      Sol: You possibly care abit too much about innocent children.You met that girl for like 10 minutes & seemed to have formed a really emotional bond. Keep that in check buddy. I have no further advice, great work killing that smoke demon by the way.
      Trinity: You seem really dismissive of your Padewan when he was tortured. Don't let that happen again or if it does treat it the same way as if they started force choking you.
      Kel-Naka: I think we need to get you a Magneto helmet to stop mind invasion but otherwise seems like you didn't do anything wrong buddy. I hope you don't feel any guilt for this.
      All in all team I think you had a pretty successful mission. Shame the other child died but from what Sol sensed it seems like she might have already been corrupted by the dark side if she tried to burn her sister to death. Wiping out that evil lesbian communist space witch cult seems like a net positive for the galaxy, you all get gold stars. Obviously in the future I'd recommend scanning the planet for life before spending 7 weeks studying moss but I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job, if you like spending that long away from the Jedi temple then you guys do you.

  • @Poisedanubis85
    @Poisedanubis85 22 дні тому +42

    Camera angle joke brilliant.

  • @Ruylopez778
    @Ruylopez778 22 дні тому +57

    Bazil Tenebrous - A Star Wars Story (2026)

  • @zomboekiller
    @zomboekiller 22 дні тому +38

    This skit is better written, than the entirety of the acolyte

  • @t-hatguy
    @t-hatguy 22 дні тому +196

    "If a vergence in the force makes a planet thrive... Why was tatooine such a desolate wasteland?"
    "Tatooine was thriving!"
    I died 😂

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 22 дні тому +14

      Well i mean, it sorta was to a degree. you can't make a jungle magically appear in sand, but sitll.

    • @ianstopher9111
      @ianstopher9111 22 дні тому +11

      The problem is sand is coarse and gets everywhere

    • @artnull13
      @artnull13 21 день тому +5

      Thriving gambling culture…

    • @user-ll6zn3xv9v
      @user-ll6zn3xv9v 21 день тому

      True

  • @purgejmi
    @purgejmi 22 дні тому +41

    8:57 accident or not, she did say she was gonna kill her sister to prevent her from leaving 20 seconds before burning her sister's book and then acting surprised and dropping the oil lighter thing causing a chain reaction that climbed up the wall and started an electrical fire that caused a chain reaction that ended up causing the whole power system in the fortress to burn and explode.

    • @JohnDoe-vm5rb
      @JohnDoe-vm5rb 22 дні тому +4

      Who'd have thought a fortress would be made of anthracite

    • @tygariont7594
      @tygariont7594 20 днів тому

      Yea i mean what did she think would happen with that fire?😂 this story is just tooo bad man! These reaction video is the only reason I watch it

    • @josephkerrigan733
      @josephkerrigan733 20 днів тому

      @@tygariont7594 Yeah I was so sure that after episode 3 it would reveal the Jedi did the fire, the Jedi murdered the cult & the Jedi took evil actions. None of that happened.
      I'm genuinely confused if the writers think that coming away from this episode I'm supposed to blame the Jedi? Because I don't.
      If I was a Jedi Master reading this mission report & it described everything that happened my only comments would be:
      Torbin: Maybe you need to get counselling for when you're away from home, you seemed abit too uneasy & you went crazy for a minute there saying you were going to kidnap those children.
      Sol: You possibly care abit too much about innocent children.You met that girl for like 10 minutes & seemed to have formed a really emotional bond. Keep that in check buddy. I have no further advice, great work killing that smoke demon by the way.
      Trinity: You seem really dismissive of your Padewan when he was tortured. Don't let that happen again or if it does treat it the same way as if they started force choking you.
      Kel-Naka: I think we need to get you a Magneto helmet to stop mind invasion but otherwise seems like you didn't do anything wrong buddy. I hope you don't feel any guilt for this.
      All in all team I think you had a pretty successful mission. Shame the other child died but from what Sol sensed it seems like she might have already been corrupted by the dark side if she tried to burn her sister to death. Wiping out that evil lesbian communist space witch cult seems like a net positive for the galaxy, you all get gold stars. Obviously in the future I'd recommend scanning the planet for life before spending 7 weeks studying moss but I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job, if you like spending that long away from the Jedi temple then you guys do you.

  • @harleyman871
    @harleyman871 22 дні тому +58

    Anakin - "not so great as the old fire department" LOL

  • @xaviercomas2424
    @xaviercomas2424 22 дні тому +15

    my favorite gag is Obi doing references from other movies and then saying where the reference is from when nobody laughs or even acknowledges him

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls 21 день тому

      Right? If you get the reference you don't need to be told what it was, and if you don't you probably aren't going to take the time to look it up just to maybe understand and appreciate it.

  • @S-T-E-V-E
    @S-T-E-V-E 22 дні тому +85

    'It's not all Lightsabre fights and Chosen Ones' had me creased! 😂👌

    • @aleccampbell7707
      @aleccampbell7707 22 дні тому +4

      Mundane series about the lower Jedi working like The Office would be a MUCH better series v this one

  • @medalion1390
    @medalion1390 22 дні тому +11

    “Are they dead??”
    It’s like the Trade Federation droid army, once you take out the control ship they all die 😂

  • @KAYSEAmusic
    @KAYSEAmusic 22 дні тому +55

    "big M-count energy" got me cacklingg

    • @jackrasmussen5345
      @jackrasmussen5345 14 днів тому

      Came here to say the exact same thing, I was guffawing.

  • @alphgeek
    @alphgeek 22 дні тому +20

    The old double down knuckle down, works every time.

  • @AlexisLopez-pb8ms
    @AlexisLopez-pb8ms 22 дні тому +22

    Yes, the power of many is like a bumble bee USB stick. That is how much sense this show makes.😂😂

  • @catbert2412
    @catbert2412 22 дні тому +14

    "i was going to let osha go" if only i had said that from the beginning instead of all of us threatening you

    • @Cityweaver
      @Cityweaver День тому

      She literally listed off every reason she wouldn't do it, and then says "I wuz gonna do it" as her dying words. Most passive-aggressive play I've ever seen in my life.

  • @alexschmeling2655
    @alexschmeling2655 22 дні тому +15

    That angry dad look from qui when anakin quotes sidious 😂

  • @WelshRaptor367
    @WelshRaptor367 22 дні тому +37

    It confused me too. I had to check I wasn't watching episode 3 again by mistake

  • @DarthB1ggles
    @DarthB1ggles 22 дні тому +32

    This really is the only way to watch this show

    • @cliftonfurney5083
      @cliftonfurney5083 18 днів тому +1

      Imagine scissoring witches being relevant in the age of warp drives and plasma swords lol

  • @Stoney-hm2gy
    @Stoney-hm2gy 22 дні тому +67

    “You’re life wasn’t a movie, mine was” I’m dying

  • @robrobinson4688
    @robrobinson4688 22 дні тому +86

    Anakin sounds more lucid in this video.

    • @MrScrofulous
      @MrScrofulous 22 дні тому +10

      Not enough weed in the galaxy to keep him stoned during this ordure.

    • @levivansnick6672
      @levivansnick6672 22 дні тому +3

      Obi wan stopped dosing him with force morphine clearly evil anakin being made with the other arm changed his opinion bout dosing him lol

    • @riktheyellowmonkey
      @riktheyellowmonkey 22 дні тому +6

      Clearly he's not had enough ham..

    • @CalebePriester
      @CalebePriester 22 дні тому +3

      He has built a tolerance for it. Now he will have to resort to heavier drugs like cocaine.

    • @zulemarodriguez9680
      @zulemarodriguez9680 22 дні тому

      😅🤣

  • @MatchstickDaddy
    @MatchstickDaddy 22 дні тому +346

    Charlie single-handedly making entire Disney Star Wars shows actually watchable

    • @nefariouslugnut
      @nefariouslugnut 22 дні тому +14

      I wouldn’t go that far

    • @StitchedupBear
      @StitchedupBear 22 дні тому +12

      At least making it mildly amusing.

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 22 дні тому +5

      Seems like even he doesn't know how to make it make sense anymore.

    • @ProudPapaJD
      @ProudPapaJD 22 дні тому +10

      But only on Charlie’s videos! I’m not even watching the acolyte but I’m watching Charlie’s camera angles!

    • @anonymousscience4095
      @anonymousscience4095 22 дні тому +1

      Unlike the perfect pre-Disney Star Wars shows. Droids, Ewoks, Caravan of Courage, Battle for Endor and Star Wars: The Holiday Special... peak Star Wars!

  • @buskergirl
    @buskergirl 22 дні тому +25

    None of their gadgets picked up that there is a huge fortress there, with 50+ life forms in it?

    • @CoalitionStopmotion
      @CoalitionStopmotion 22 дні тому +8

      The power of many blocks their heat signatures or something, I don’t know

    • @josephkerrigan733
      @josephkerrigan733 20 днів тому +4

      Shhh.. don't point out the awful writing. The Disney shills will hear you & use their most powerful weapon - "Stop ruining it, it's just a show about space wizards intended for children"

    • @mb0nita
      @mb0nita 17 днів тому

      It was the stone age according to qui lol

  • @byronmontgomeryjr.
    @byronmontgomeryjr. 22 дні тому +11

    “No matter how much you want Dexter’s slop you can’t let it control you!”😂😂😂😂

  • @rachelcheung2247
    @rachelcheung2247 22 дні тому +26

    I was more excited for the reaction of Qui Gon than the actual series itself

  • @Ruylopez778
    @Ruylopez778 22 дні тому +36

    I feel like there's a significant lack of stabbing action to satisfy Ghost Qui. There'd better be a whole lot of stabbing in the finale.

  • @francescoserafini5328
    @francescoserafini5328 22 дні тому +123

    Sometimes I am glad the Acolyte is written so bad that provides excellent material for this

    • @Chayray
      @Chayray 22 дні тому +3

      He makes videos like this for all the star wars stuff and it's all funny

    • @user-ll6zn3xv9v
      @user-ll6zn3xv9v 21 день тому +1

      Not that bad. Not sure why you are here.

    • @blizzyblob
      @blizzyblob 20 днів тому +5

      @@user-ll6zn3xv9v if you think this is well written or acted as a star wars backed series you are literally hopeless on anything media related

    • @francescoserafini5328
      @francescoserafini5328 20 днів тому +2

      @@user-ll6zn3xv9v no it's not that bad, is straight up horrible

    • @HEABtheOrdinary
      @HEABtheOrdinary 20 днів тому +2

      @@blizzyblob There's good acting, but the writing is god awful. Sol and Qimir are good examples of good acting, but that's vastly different from what you can truly achieve given your script. Osha/Mae on the other hand... The acting is extremely bad. So is Yord and the white dude that came with Vernestra to "investigate". I will give credit where it's due, but you have to distinguish between writing and acting. As bad as the writing is, Sol and Qimir did well as far as their script would let them.
      All in all, I just watch the show for laughs at this point. I also watch it from a different source rather than spending money on Disney+ as they don't deserve the money/viewership.

  • @catbert2412
    @catbert2412 22 дні тому +9

    amazing how easily the power of many is defeated by the power of 1

  • @DugdoesDigging
    @DugdoesDigging 22 дні тому +13

    The witches dying of cringe is too funny

  • @chrisfraser5088
    @chrisfraser5088 22 дні тому +13

    That Xanatos shout out. That’s a deep cut right there 👍 appreciated.

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 22 дні тому +109

    This episode was hilarious, so Mae didn’t become Michael Myers at first. She just did a big whoopsie which could’ve burned her sister alive, THEN after all that she became Michael Myers.

    • @bridget7539
      @bridget7539 22 дні тому +13

      After the Jedi murdered her family, tossed her in a pit, and took her sister. Sixteen years later she went on her mission of revenge but I can see why she was annoyed

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 22 дні тому +27

      ​​​@@bridget7539She wasn't tossed, she didn't want to come. Jedi didn't just take her sister, Osha chose it. Sol killed her mother, true, but Indara killed them in self-defence essentially. Mae did start the fire though (and not as the revenge for that but for sociopathic reasons) after being agitated by one of her mothers. The coven aggravated situation for no purpose, noone was "kidnapping" their children.

    • @bridget7539
      @bridget7539 22 дні тому +7

      ​@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 they literally conspired to scapegoat her for the whole thing in order to cover for Sol

    • @ian-flanagan
      @ian-flanagan 22 дні тому +22

      @@bridget7539It’s pointless debating in-story details when the writer simply wants to make the Jedi look bad. The whole thing just feels inauthentic to me. Apart from this channel, I’m completely out of SW now 😕

    • @Ruylopez778
      @Ruylopez778 22 дні тому +6

      @@bridget7539 But Mae is never going to know or care the Jedi scapegoated her. That's not a motivation.

  • @robrift
    @robrift 22 дні тому +6

    So 100 years before the Clone Wars there must have been some sort of disease that only affects Jedis in their cognitive abilities😂

  • @MattMeadowsDesigns
    @MattMeadowsDesigns 22 дні тому +17

    Loved the camera angle gag!!🤣

  • @hugobranca
    @hugobranca 22 дні тому +18

    No pants Kenobi gets me every time

  • @445588997
    @445588997 22 дні тому +29

    Tbh, as a non-native speaker, when Sol first speak about a vergence, I thought he was looking for a "virgin". I was like "what? They're looking for Jesus 's mom?"

    • @whatduck943
      @whatduck943 22 дні тому +3

      I thought it was just me!!!
      I kept wondering what virgins had to do with star wars. 😂😂

    • @ked49
      @ked49 22 дні тому

      @@whatduck943you have ani’s mom and half the Jedi

    • @Riplee86
      @Riplee86 21 день тому +1

      As a native english speaker...I too thought they said "virgin". Vergence is not a word that gets thrown around a lot.

    • @wimpymcsteel4458
      @wimpymcsteel4458 18 днів тому

      @@whatduck943 When I heard that line, I thought we were headed in a completely different direction - lol.

  • @LuizBarrosPoa
    @LuizBarrosPoa 22 дні тому +5

    Who are those "virgins" Sol keeps mentioning? "Only virgins can create life?" Not all, Mary and Shmi maybe.

  • @michaeldamico3000
    @michaeldamico3000 22 дні тому +5

    "I think i heard a Bazil Tenninburs in the background tinkering around a mediclurin fertility clinic...that sound is unmistakable" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sjeg84
    @Sjeg84 22 дні тому +13

    One of the best episodes yet? And that's a high bar!

  • @kjmwale8328
    @kjmwale8328 22 дні тому +10

    The show might be crap, but the actor who plays Sol is honestly amazing. I really hope his reputation remains untouched and he goes on to bigger and better things cause this show does not deserve this man's acting ability 😌

    • @j4m3sii
      @j4m3sii 22 дні тому +3

      i think this was the first episode filmed because his english was AWFUL. couldn’t understand anything he said except for “virgins”

    • @kjmwale8328
      @kjmwale8328 22 дні тому +1

      @@j4m3sii Haha can't lie, it definitely got "better" as the series went on😂

    • @craigpoltenovage9148
      @craigpoltenovage9148 22 дні тому

      @@j4m3siiI don’t know if you know but he’s correctly saying Vergence. A very different word from Virgin.

    • @j4m3sii
      @j4m3sii 22 дні тому +1

      @@craigpoltenovage9148 can i get an autograph from you, captain obvious?

    • @craigpoltenovage9148
      @craigpoltenovage9148 22 дні тому

      @@j4m3sii No I have other fans to point out annoying grievances with.

  • @AuntieL_ATL
    @AuntieL_ATL 22 дні тому +7

    I now want two t-shirts - "Padawan Player" and "Big M Count Energy". 🤣

  • @Leviperlman
    @Leviperlman 22 дні тому +11

    This is the ONLY way to make the Acolyte entertaining! I have been waiting for episode 7 and now I see it just one hour after release! Thank you Charlie

  • @michaelarenas9185
    @michaelarenas9185 22 дні тому +12

    " so this all happened because Torbin was sick of camping " the current stat of Star Wars Disney writing .

  • @jarnold420ja
    @jarnold420ja 22 дні тому +6

    They did get her mad like a guard dog! 😂

    • @kbrewers
      @kbrewers 22 дні тому +1

      ha, then told her to run away. i guess

    • @jarnold420ja
      @jarnold420ja 22 дні тому +2

      @@kbrewers so bizarre the writing

  • @fischerpawelski4712
    @fischerpawelski4712 13 днів тому +3

    I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT DEEPFAKE OF THE NEXT EPISODE WITH QUIGON ALWAYS SAYING Plagueis

  • @mountbuckekreative4044
    @mountbuckekreative4044 22 дні тому +35

    According to the statements of Qui and Obi here, the Jedi are just like the life guards on baywatch.

  • @kryptonite6991
    @kryptonite6991 22 дні тому +4

    The “It was not mitigating circumstances mind control witches, and you know it.” Had me LOL😂

  • @BollaBiff
    @BollaBiff 22 дні тому +32

    So Torbin chugged poison because he wanted to leave for Coruscant? What the frick, The Acolyte only has one good episode 😂😂

    • @ked49
      @ked49 22 дні тому +3

      His impatience killed 50

    • @silver4831
      @silver4831 22 дні тому +9

      ​@ked49 Hardly, they mind controlled someone then the psyco kid burned them to death.😅

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 22 дні тому +9

      ​@@ked49The showrunners' incompetence did that themselves.

    • @josephkerrigan733
      @josephkerrigan733 20 днів тому +1

      Yeah the episode with barely any dialogue which when you slow down is actually pretty bad whenever it's more than a 1v1.
      The writers for Disney Star Wars must all get the same induction on how to be awful.

  • @didimean
    @didimean 21 день тому +1

    You roast the hell out of this series and I'm loving it lol. This has quickly become my go-to channel, no question. You are so talented man!

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 22 дні тому +8

    Space Witch: *makes furtive gestures in front of a space cop*
    Also Space Witch, after the Force escalates: “I was complying officer.”
    That’s some Force level gaslighting.

    • @Kekkersboy
      @Kekkersboy 22 дні тому

      To be fair Said space cop was 1: out of his jurisdiction 2:tresspassing without a warrant 3: it's literally the 3rd time he committed an illegal breaking and entering

    • @silver4831
      @silver4831 22 дні тому

      ​@@KekkersboyThey literally are dark side force users breeding powerful kids to defeat the jedi. Stop trying to make them seem like the good guys.

    • @alexanderfrederick-preece9770
      @alexanderfrederick-preece9770 21 день тому +4

      ⁠@@Kekkersboy they were not out of their jurisdiction, the whole point of the Jedi reformist sect agreeing to the Ruusan reformations was they were given galaxy wide jurisdiction over force matters. Because of this he was investigating this definite force cult following reasonable suspicion and they did respond with assault ala mind control and attempted murder the second time.

    • @Kekkersboy
      @Kekkersboy 21 день тому

      @@alexanderfrederick-preece9770 you gotta realize how wrong that is. The force is a part of all living things but we can come to you home and say you're doing it wrong

    • @alexanderfrederick-preece9770
      @alexanderfrederick-preece9770 21 день тому +4

      @@Kekkersboy go take a look at all the atrocities and calamities caused or committed by force users, both light and dark throughout the millennia and then tell me again that there doesn’t need to be some sort of regulatory body looking out for similar issues. People compare the dark side of the force to a drug for good reasons, though they often forget that just as many are addicted to narcotics as there are to stimulants. The force amplifies what you put into it and if you don’t pay careful attention this causes issues no matter what side you use, this can be seen even in the base movies.

  • @oakenstake4948
    @oakenstake4948 22 дні тому +31

    Qui gon really said the power of many is like a USB stick I'm crying 😂

  • @HappyMSI1
    @HappyMSI1 22 дні тому +7

    Because of you, I can't wait for this show to drop another épisode !

  • @Gary_Nadeau
    @Gary_Nadeau 22 дні тому +2

    i laughed so much with those camera angles. 😂😂😂

  • @ASoberBear
    @ASoberBear 20 днів тому +2

    “Come on Sol, you’re getting your ass kicked”
    - Qui Gon Jin 2024
    This made my year 🤣

  • @reacaoanimada9455
    @reacaoanimada9455 22 дні тому +4

    it is like Trinity pulled the plug in all those witches...

  • @acevaptsarov8410
    @acevaptsarov8410 22 дні тому +5

    this has so much comedic gold... I'm speechless hahaha

  • @pickchickens5286
    @pickchickens5286 22 дні тому +3

    vergence sounds like virgins, its funny to think that they are looking for virgins in the force

  • @ReeseCraven
    @ReeseCraven 14 днів тому +2

    I’m so ready for the finale video. 😂 What a crazy ride this has been.

  • @TheCatWatches
    @TheCatWatches 22 дні тому +3

    Next episode:
    - *cuts to somebody watching this video on a phone screen* -
    “Great way to pad out a series, just reusing half of what you filmed before from a slightly different camera angle.”
    “… Saves on camera film.”

  • @pertinaxworld7452
    @pertinaxworld7452 22 дні тому +11

    I wouldn't mind an "Acolyte " season 2 only so I could watch it with these guys 😂

  • @AsherTheAwesomeONE
    @AsherTheAwesomeONE 22 дні тому +3

    14:45 To be fair... Yoda could have force pulled Anakin and Obi-wan (weight of 300lbs?) from the rubble falling down onto them and continue faced off with Dooku.. but instead lifted up (800lbs - 3000lbs of rubble), letting Dooku escape with the death star plans.

    • @josephkerrigan733
      @josephkerrigan733 20 днів тому +2

      Slightly more justifiable in that case as you could just assume Yoda quickly grabbed the rubble & then didn't have enough "force power" to pull them out from underneath without letting go of the rubble which during that half a second would have squished Obi-Wan & Anakin.
      In this case if Sol lets go of both bridges he can totally grab the girls in the air. They weight significantly less than those bridges.

  • @johnrodriguez5141
    @johnrodriguez5141 22 дні тому +3

    I love these so fucking much, cracks me up every time Anakin says Bazil Tenebrous lmfao.

  • @patdad12
    @patdad12 22 дні тому +3

    The camera angle shots got me every time !!

  • @MrPapamaci88
    @MrPapamaci88 22 дні тому +8

    I loved how Anakin pointed it out Sol acts sketchy, if anyone in that group is an EXPERT at sketchy things it's Anakin! 😆

  • @acsamuels3396
    @acsamuels3396 22 дні тому +4

    Qui gon’s power of many snacks! 😄

  • @Underrated_History1863
    @Underrated_History1863 22 дні тому +4

    A Xanatos reference?! That’s a solid deep cut. Nostalgia for the Jedi apprentice series hit hard when I heard that name!

  • @maksuzbrojony8221
    @maksuzbrojony8221 22 дні тому +9

    Every "Great way to pad out a series, just reusing half of what you filmed before from a slightly different camera angle. Saves on camera film":
    3:55
    4:08
    6:28
    14:58
    16:35

    • @wimpymcsteel4458
      @wimpymcsteel4458 18 днів тому

      Great way to pad out the comments section. Just use half of the previous comment in the response...
      6:28
      14:58
      16:35

  • @CarlWheatley-wi2cl
    @CarlWheatley-wi2cl 22 дні тому +22

    The Padowan Tommen obviously misses his cat, Sir Pounce from Game of Thrones. "I want to go home" just might be the most convincing piece of dialogue to date, no acting required. Tommen is very fond of his cat and seven weeks away is too long, especially for such a lovable furball that was Sir Pounce. Sir Pounce grows lonely without Tommen and that has been playing on his mind for almost two months. Great way to pad out a comment. Just use half of what you did before from a slightly different angle.

    • @mac_sour
      @mac_sour 22 дні тому

      saves on character limit.

  • @ked49
    @ked49 22 дні тому +2

    I love how me and ani are on the exact same wavelength. That was my list of suspects

  • @GreaterGrievobeast55
    @GreaterGrievobeast55 21 день тому +1

    3:20 i'm surprised Qui Gon's not more keen on sweep xanatos under the rug

  • @mewcrypto
    @mewcrypto 22 дні тому +4

    80% of it is picking grass. 😂

  • @ericnhero1007
    @ericnhero1007 22 дні тому +5

    now no disney shill has the right to question Kenobi's advance aging from ros to new hope! 16 years and torbin aged like a Genz!

  • @ASoberBear
    @ASoberBear 20 днів тому +2

    I have not see a more justified light sabering by space cops since Walter Scott reached for that vibroblade under his floorboard space mini van.

  • @DahVoozel
    @DahVoozel 21 день тому +1

    I am a little surprised that Qui Gon didn't sympathize with someone dying from the same injury that killed him.

  • @sandrosliske
    @sandrosliske 22 дні тому +3

    Enjoying the acolyte but looking forward to these even more.

  • @mxvega1097
    @mxvega1097 22 дні тому +12

    But what about THE HOLE? The freaking great hole that the darkside space witch smoke monsters gather at to throw ... things down?
    Or yodel. Play games with echoes. That kind of thing. Seriously, there's something going on with that hole.

    • @writingref
      @writingref 22 дні тому

      Yep. The witches were all expecting to die for the ascension
      Whatever that really is

    • @hoos3014
      @hoos3014 22 дні тому +2

      Next episode. That's probably where the vergence is.

    • @writingref
      @writingref 22 дні тому +2

      @@hoos3014 true - the dark side cave on dagobah was a vergence - and potentially the same with the one Rey ventures into on Actu

  • @RyanBright-wg1yk
    @RyanBright-wg1yk 22 дні тому +1

    POV Torbin on his way to commit unspeakable war-crimes because he was mildly delayed in traffic....

  • @Jerrywood111
    @Jerrywood111 19 днів тому +1

    this show is such a trainwreck and you managed to turn it into pure gold. i love your stuff, thank you so much

  • @knives6683
    @knives6683 22 дні тому +4

    Thank god for Charlie. This is the only way I can watch the crud coming out of Disney.

  • @mgunter
    @mgunter 22 дні тому +6

    I thought Qui-Gon would be elated that a lightsaber stab was fatal to a named character.

  • @ctakitimu
    @ctakitimu 22 дні тому +1

    Lucky Trinity was there to simultaneously unplug all the witches from the Matrix

  • @SergioHernandez-le8wp
    @SergioHernandez-le8wp 18 днів тому +1

    "...I was gonna let Osha go.....after I killed you all a little"