I am Dr. Mario and I am saving lives. I look different in this game. I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor’s light, stethoscope. I am Dr. Mario and I prescribe high fives. BAM Laughter’s the best medicine so- BAH-HAH-HAH You fell down. In the Mushroom Kingdom, I’m the finest doc by far. I got my degree by watching house and scrubs and E.R. Brightly colored pills! They cure all your ills! Just as long as you’ve got fever or the chills. Take off your pants… (wait a minute-) Good, now let’s see… Turn your head and cough. Okay, now do me! Please? Does it hurt to pee? No? Is it hard to see? No. I am diagnosing you with HPV Oh. You’ve got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis. Fifteen days is my prognosis. You need red and blue pill doses. You’ve got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis. You’ll be brave and you’ll untie us, Then you’ll die of meningitis. Wait wait… I’m wrong… You have… Crabs. Brightly colored pills! They cure all your ills! Just as long as you’ve got fever ORRRRRRRR THEEEEESES CHILLLLLLLLLLSSS!!! Take it Floss! Dr. Mario! (I really hope someone gets this…)
I know you're great at improvising along to songs on first-listen, but I really appreciate how many classic video game bgm tracks are completely preloaded in your brain. I'm no drummer, but it's really satisfying in general to clearly hear that you knew what was coming and had something ready.
I am Dr. Mario and I am saving lives.
I look different in this game.
I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor’s light, stethoscope.
I am Dr. Mario and I prescribe high fives.
BAM
Laughter’s the best medicine so-
BAH-HAH-HAH
You fell down.
In the Mushroom Kingdom, I’m the finest doc by far.
I got my degree by watching house and scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills!
They cure all your ills!
Just as long as you’ve got fever or the chills.
Take off your pants… (wait a minute-)
Good, now let’s see…
Turn your head and cough.
Okay, now do me!
Please?
Does it hurt to pee?
No?
Is it hard to see?
No.
I am diagnosing you with HPV
Oh.
You’ve got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis.
Fifteen days is my prognosis.
You need red and blue pill doses.
You’ve got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis.
You’ll be brave and you’ll untie us,
Then you’ll die of meningitis.
Wait wait…
I’m wrong…
You have…
Crabs.
Brightly colored pills!
They cure all your ills!
Just as long as you’ve got fever
ORRRRRRRR THEEEEESES CHILLLLLLLLLLSSS!!!
Take it Floss!
Dr. Mario!
(I really hope someone gets this…)
Man I loved Brental Floss. It's been so long since I last saw a video from him.
holy hell this is ancient, what a throwback
I have basically have the lyrics stuck on my head ever since to where any time I hear this song, my brain can still hear the lyrics no matter what.
he can cool tricks...
Nostalgia just reached out of my screen and slapped me to the floor
I know you're great at improvising along to songs on first-listen, but I really appreciate how many classic video game bgm tracks are completely preloaded in your brain. I'm no drummer, but it's really satisfying in general to clearly hear that you knew what was coming and had something ready.
0:17 the face
I wish my fevers sounded this chipper
This is my first time coming across your content and my first reaction "This dude gives me major Stevo from Sum 41 vibes". Love it
I’ve beaten LV20 on the original Dr Mario NES, and I got say it's a really satisfying feeling
I’m getting Brain Age vibes from this, and this is from someone who has the 2nd Brain Age game
Are you by chance referencing Virus Buster Mode?
@ Yes
This song is sick ;)
Classic track, but my Dr Mario nostalgia will always be for the Game Boy version :)
One of my favorite themes from any game was the ending song from this, i loved this game
I had a fever whenever I got sick
Classic 😀😀😀😀😀
And yet ..... I feel like it's missing something........anime like......
What a bop
What he's trying to cure.
This sick beat
I have to add in some sound effects especially Mario paint cat in there everytime I listen to it lmao
I was going to post lyrics, however, I was beaten to it.
Fentanyl
Please play rhythm heaven series medley ❤ please ❤❤❤❤
Described by impression
0:16 Sore Throat
1:20 Lethargy
I cannot listen to the Dr. Mario theme and not make funny poses at certain parts. You know which parts I mean.