"My workplace has been monitoring my behavior for a really strange reason" | Creepypasta Storytime
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This guy: "My work's been monitoring my behaviour!" Everyone whose ever had a job: "Same."
Well it shouldn't. It's creepy af
I mean honestly, my job has never monitored me, they kind of just trust me to do my job like I mean we don't even have security cameras inside🤷🏻♂️
i mean if i started blasting off like this guy theyd start monitoring me aswell
Lol yeah.
@@sethsmallwoodsWell in most manual labor jobs if you dint do your job its fairly obvious.
I wasn't expecting the major component of the story to be about flatulence to the point of obsession
This absolute mad lad successfully weaponized crop dusting 😂
This entire story had me in peels from the first "creepy" occurrence. Good god, whoever got CreepyPasta to read this is a master of trolling, or Creepy knew this one was gonna bust some sides xD xD
When the whole work place has a fart fetish
same
"any further questions please keep them to yourself"😂😂😂😂
“Fart alarm” slayed me 😂
IKR WHAT THE HECK
"some *incantation of flatulence"*
Bro, you got three problems. One, social anxiety. (I got it too, but it isn't from past social trauma) Two, you're addicted to food that makes you into a bio-terrorasst. Three, your employer and coworkers have a fart fetish.
Terrorasst!!!
At this point I'm wondering if this leans more towards agora than social anxiety
@@IW3527agoraphobia?
@@LED816 yup lol thanks for correcting my typo. Weird how half of the word was omitted, either I was half asleep or it's part of my ongoing issue with autocorrect not recognizing medical terminology forcing me to mess with the settings and add words.
If there was ever a good time to admit I have an addiction to Creepypasta it would be now. Just listened to an entire story about actual ultra powerful farts
A half hour farther joke whilst I'm TRYING to sleep??? 😂😂😂😂
If you have any further questions keep them to yourself is awesome.
Supervisor "hey you! We need your farts" 🤣🤣
I tried not to laugh around the 7 minute mark out of some sense of politeness toward the character.
*I couldn't help it man what the hell lol*
deranged 😂😂😂 the creative ways to explain a fart
The Horror....of social anxiety....adult fear is very different from childhood fear....but, no less invasive....
"Adult" fear, is merely fear born of childhood trauma. There is no difference.
What the hell is this story, a 12 year old wrote this
Yah, it's an interesting one
Whistle butt here sounds like the perfect job for me
Well... that was different 😂
That was more comical than scary 😂😂 masterful voice acting!!
I’m so glad I had my headphones in while listening to this at work…but what if I farted and couldn’t hear it? Oh god, they’re monitoring me too 😮
Man I've been a fan of creepypasta forever. Before it was even called creepypasta. Since the days of the dionaea house. Since Ted the caver. Started listening to some of the earliest uploaders here on UA-cam when it migrated here. This very channel made me aware of it here on UA-cam. I saw Great ones like no end house, and 11 miles. Overhyped when it's undeservedly popular ones like Jeff the killer. Eventually I got myself to stop watching them after I had watched all of them from the narrators I liked. I'd pop in and listen to another one every now and, but for years and years I didn't get back into listening to them. Kept saying I would continue to let them build up so I would have infinite content.
Here I am. After not having listened to one for months, I decide to check one out. And what do I get. Some paranoid dude that thinks he's in a Truman show are Black mirror episode about farts.
Is this a creepy pasta or a comedy?
Comedypasta
Yes
good ol fashion trollpasta XD Been a LONG ASS time since i heard one xD
I have thought about old trollpastas the past few months, missed em
Yup haven't seen a trollpasta in ages and this is a fairly good one, definitely got laugh out of me.
I just wanted to let you know that I absolutely love all your stories. The emotions you put in the story makes me feel like I'm right there in the story. You are awesome!!!!
😂😂😂 what did I just listen to. 🤣 I'm dying.
My employer moniters my behavior all the time 😆🤣😈
I’m scared on what they see 🤨
This story had me hollin the whole time!! This is hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now I want tacos😂
A story about farting. I've heard it all now.
just wait till next week
I can’t say that this was especially scary… but it was entertaining. Although part of the trouble was that the writer seems to think that digestion happens instantaneously. Laxatives don’t kick in immediately and eating an entire burrito doesn’t make you fart on the spot. Just saying.
You are right about the laxatives, but food absolutely can cause gas and defecation immediately after eating. Not of the eaten food, but of previously digested food. It’s a reflex your stomach sends out in response to heavy/hard to digest food. Tacos would definitely induce this reflex and thus cause gas.
I came here to get chills down my spine, NOT to bust a gut, I am fucking dying ;)))))
This is the funniest one ever
This is the most erudite story about flatulence that I have ever heard.
I’ll be honest. I was expecting something more interesting, but this was wasn’t what I was expecting.
Can we get some more Bonesaw Vic and some more City of Midnight? Love both of those series.
I have a disease called Diverticulitis and the problems stated here are my problem. I hardly ever can leave my home. It's humilitiating, degrading , and most embarrassing. This was a terrible, terrible story 😞💔😢 my disease can actually kill me. Terrible horrible story😢
Poo poo worm
This is definitely not a creepypasta or a scary story. “I live in an area where other people happen to live! I eat absolute garbage and I fart too much!” How spooky.
Aww, have a cry 😂
😂😂😂
well aren't you just a bundle of joy 😊❤
Thumbnail Image- At this company surveillance isn't keeping anyone safe.
MC got screwed over in high school.
Story was not what I expected at all.
Sweet I finally caught a live one
Summoned by don’t fart alarm😂😂😂😂😂😂
bro made a whole story around ripping ass...no way dawg
Nooooo. The story ended way too soon! I have questions and need answers. !!?!??😏
tonight's episode: The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁😶🌫☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁
That??? That was a Creepy Pasta? "My workplace monitors my flatulence for no known reason?" Wow. What a disappointment.
It was funny dude they don't all have to be scary
I didn't say they did. Don't read anything more into my comment other than my literal words.@@nebular97
Where did I say it did?@@nebular97
Yeah. Worst story ever holy shit.
@@DamienMarcelle-fw3jo lmao u said "holy shit"
I don't know why he's complaining I mean because of his farts he's guaranteed a job so he's got it made!
Can't help but imagine the protagonist being played by Jack Black
And now...
Th Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish
in today’s episode: the writer’s barely-disguised fetish
LMAO the whole story. This is creepycomedy.
This story was gas. I never thought I'd ever hear a compelling story about farts but here we are. What a time to be alive.
Work farter, not harder
Cult formed around his farts 😂🎉
I guess there is a little 12-year-old kid inside me somewhere because I was cracking up almost all the way through this. 🤣🤣
Stories 50% bout a guy sitting himself .... 1 out of 10 terrible
Same vibes as “Turns out I’m Not Allergic to Milk”
what did you just try to sell me on? that boy aint right
the amount of synonyms and allusions to farts is nothing short of impressive
Dude i don't onow how you could read this one without losing it. That was so fuckin stupid and funny. Love it
Masterful fart humor. A very (f)arty Vocab flex.
What a silly concept. Surely, once the protagonist had figured it out, the experiment is ruined. All data is tainted.
finally a true horror story bout crop dusting and a committing U.N. war crime of gassing the masses using Biological Chemical.... 😅
Literally the thing I wanted to hear while soaking in my hot tub before bed. Can't start bathroom talking so childish.
Omg yay!
I had a taco bell (I'm from the UK so it's a novelty) and let rip near the cat. It was paralysed down one side for a week, it's fur did grow back eventually. Good times 😅
The bells are so loud dude
I was not prepared for this story 😆
Mrcreepypasta is the greatest story teller ever
Have you ever listened to Lighthouse Horror, he is my favourite story reader. If you haven't, give him a try. He picks out really good stories to read too?
😂😂😂 This story
It looks like they got what they asked for and didn't like it lol But I guess an atomic blast is even too strong for types like that lol
Also nice to see a main character not walk over to the guy that is obviously going to throw him in a small room and not let him leave, unlike lots of other stories.
What an absolutely ridiculous story seriously? Has the author got writers block or something what a load of crap no I didn’t finish it this story is ridiculous 🤦♀️
Well narrated, but man, this one.... wasnt good
Jesus h christ, this has been a gem! Lord, gonna inspire me to make such a thng for my audience. Funniest shi i've heard in a while with an eerie tone, ffs 😂😂
A creepy pasta about farting, truly terrifying.
The first 40 seconds makes me worry if this is just social anxiety or something else
This was not the best video to listen to while attempting to paint an intricate design! You made my day!
MCP getting so out of breath 🤣
"Insert Cartman laugh."
this story reminds me of an incident I witnessed in the parking lot of a grocery store as I was leaving; some guy was just walking along, and then all of the sudden started loudly farting and immediately broke into a run, farting the entire time. I started laughing so hard that I almost dropped all of the groceries I was carrying lmao
This made me laugh loudly 😂
Couldn't help picturing this and dying laughing
DONT LOOK AT ME. 🏃💨
Meat canyon: UUUH IT STINKS nice and good
A noisy, smelly fart is a work of art.
Pass it loud...pass it proud.
If the guy becomes numb to farting and the embarressment/fear goes away, will he get fired?
11:28 can't op just stop passing gas like my dude you seriously have some gastric problem even if you think you don't. You need to change your diet! 😂
What did I just listen to lol
“ clap that shook cheeks “
Creepy pasta? More like fartypasta
The author of this has a poorly disguised festish.
Well that was not what I was expecting at all.
I knew it!
What the fuck even was this story 😂
2023-24 has been the worst quality drought in internet horror history
Bro I love these types.pf.creepy pasta Truman show like but the. Pain to find or there just isn't many of them
This story took me out. This is not at all where I thought it would go, but it was hilarious.
Sheer poetry
Is this just one elaborate fart fwletish story? Aurhor, explain.
I’m 7 minutes in and am dying from laughter. 😂
Thanks for the content, love your work over the years.
So glad you are still doing creepypasta need more city of midnight 😊
Ya this one was weird 🤣🤣
This is the Truman Show if made by Newgrounds
This is real oppression
Diabolical.
A better title would be " the great skidmark takes a stroll".
lol, being allowed to go on “farting” until his heart is content! 😂 doesn’t he know the cows are being eliminated for the same acts? 😂