@@joelweber9900 I thought it was dark because Brian and Stewie didn't care enough to give the kids a proper home. Also because the kids are born from dog and baby
@@swampshack1018 ok, ya got me. I wasn't tripping acid when I was watching it. I was smoking pot but the sentiment is still the same. That shit was freaking me out, man
"Don't hold him like that?" I like it when Glenn has these little things to say in the group...like common sense everyone ignores but he says its direct and small.
@Patrick McMahon well they aren't really going to lose anything firing you. They could've just hired a good worker and not a retarded feeling funny one.
Peter: well that's just like Cleveland, running off when the bill arrives. Jerome: actually he already paid off all your tabs. Peter: That's just like Cleveland, always throwing money around.
Which scene made you laugh the hardest?
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"Don't hold him like that."
😂 that part was so funny i made it the thumbnail
“I wad born 9 time that day”
-quagmire-
Choicest Clips how awkward it was when peter almost said a bla a bla a bla a bla
"there were 2 homeless people eating each other in there"
"I was born 9 times that day😂"
Just 9?
@@mixedbaggamer The ciiiiiiiiirrrrcle of liiiiiiiiife
@@mixedbaggamer that day. The next day...
@@CookieGal-"by the time she stopped,I was 3 months old
@@mixedbaggamer I jizzed all over myself from that.
There's a kid up here
Don't hold him like that
*lion king music*
4:15
It's even better considering Quagmire said it.
@@michaelfioritto4158 Quagmire always points out a lot of things
It’s the phlegmatic way Quagmire says it that kills me.
"Don't hold him like that" had to be the funniest part😂
Black
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“I was born 9 times that day”
Well... Is that incest?
Um, kinda?
100%
Forbidden unbirth?
So does that mean we have all been "Incested" at least once in our lifetime?
@@vaibhavpatil6488 No, unless your mom asks the doctor to put you back in for the sake of pleasure, than it's not the same thing.
“Don’t hold him like that”
Lmfaoooo
Why
@@dswagjr8802 that's what I said. Peter's big hand gives more leverage.
4:23
A bla... a blaa... a blanket 😂😂
Hmmm alright you saved it
'im just a stupid old blanket. What a lousy life this is.'
I'd have continued but extended it to absurdity so it can't be argued eg "a black guy at a kkk cannibal cookout"
I lost it.
What do you want me to make for tea
“And jimmy junior just tell them
You’re gay “ Bobs Burgers reference ?
Yup
“Oh hey, Tina.”
Bob's Burgers might be the worst animation I've ever seen.
Nathan Innocent _(Jazz music stops)_
Bobs burger is gay
"There were 2 homeless people eating each other there"lmfao
;D *stomach growls*
Did you see the sign there two homeless eating each other?
Makes you wonder, was it cannibalism or were they eating each other's asses?
@@MG-ks1qg If they were eating out of each other's asses, that would be "eating each other out". So it's cannibalism.
Spyke Fallarcuna That’s not even dark.
Dark humour is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Savage
Old
Your humor is like a fine piece of toast,
It is stale, boring, and predictable
Dark humour is like a dark under arm.
Dark and funny.
Damn
I honestly think that scene with Jeffrey and Timothy is wholesome, because they don't care how unusual the kids are, they still adopted them.
it's dark because it implies it's difficult for gay couples to adopt children.
Who's Timothy?
I thought it was a joke about shelters.
@@joelweber9900 I thought it was dark because Brian and Stewie didn't care enough to give the kids a proper home. Also because the kids are born from dog and baby
@Im NoT LiKe OtHeR gIrLs they're still half human, maybe give them to an orphanage rather than a pet shop?
1:52 does that mean quagmire has nine lives since he was born nine times
John Craft Makes sense why he's in his 70's.
@@ReneAensland He's actually 61.
That’s a cat! And cats don’t have nine lives!
Explains why he likes cats.
He became his mom's dildo
I see what yall did here. some of the frames are removed so they dont detect the video. nice.
I thought my acid was kicking in. It was freaking me out
Kelly Fannin sure
@@swampshack1018 ok, ya got me. I wasn't tripping acid when I was watching it. I was smoking pot but the sentiment is still the same. That shit was freaking me out, man
Tj Collins Why do you not believe that a person on the internet took acid? Especially on UA-cam....
Actually, how’d you call his bluff?
Milkjawns magic
dude..why would they cut out that family dinner scene with heather ? why would they cut out any of these.
Mainly for time
chumbuckery777 I can’t take you seriously cause of your name and lack of a photo
@chumbuckery777 how
They have had a lot worse that have made it
I saw all of these on TV.......
4:16 LMAO dont hold him like that
What's up with that joke?
@@mehmetkastamonu2464 if u dont understand the joke then family guy is not the show for you
@@360Edub fam i asked you a single question, answer it or shut the fuck up.
because he is holding him by the shoulder and crotch it's inappropriate.
@@funtimetothebasket4963 oh it was just that? I thought it was deeper, thanks by the way.
"Don't hold him like that?"
I like it when Glenn has these little things to say in the group...like common sense everyone ignores but he says its direct and small.
Especially considering it's coming from Quagmire of all people.
"You could be a bla-"
"Go ahead"
"A blanket"
This is offensive to MJ's kid.
I low-key love Chris's "dinner conversation".
Also, "Alright, you saved it."
I changed this.
But if you give it a chance it might be just your thing.
clever 👍
Not Everyone Talks Like This.
The hobos do tho
They like the taste. They don’t like the idea. Give them a hidden human pork chop , and they will love it.
"When u think mass grave think McMillan. " 😂😂😂😂
I don't get it
I dont think its a refrence but McMillan comes in mind for me dead by daylight
Joonatan Malmgren I get reminded of Captain MacMillan from CoD 4 for some reason.
Dark humour is like clean water
*Not everybody gets it*
Kaiden V I h8 u m8
Never heard b4
@@kylie9687 loool
@@kylie9687 This is actually better than the whole of r/darkhumor
@@kylie9687 its a joke over sensitive dumbass if yoy dont like it dont read it dipshit
"don't hold him like that"
He was born 9 times that day....and you dont hold him like that
Green
@@RobespierreThePoof Seriously? You are making fun of people with special needs?
*"You could be a bla- a blanket.."* 😂😂
This how Baby Quagmire should have cried
Wah
Giggty
Wah
Giggty
Wah
Giggity
Wah
Giggty
Waggity
Sweet home road island
*Nods in approval*
3:41 every sassy secretary in a sitcom ever
don't hold him like that
3:50 literally my worst nightmare
I felt kinda bad for her when that happened to be honest
@@thomassquire4906 i think she deserves it tho. She get paid to work not make stupid jokes.
It's very accurate, it represents 80% of the internet.
@@slamacatgt4296 she get what she F'N deserve
@Patrick McMahon well they aren't really going to lose anything firing you. They could've just hired a good worker and not a retarded feeling funny one.
3:41 lol my humor was totally broken
Only Seth Macfarlane himself could combine a British accent with a southern accent.
Peter: well that's just like Cleveland, running off when the bill arrives.
Jerome: actually he already paid off all your tabs.
Peter: That's just like Cleveland, always throwing money around.
0:35 "Settle down Meg, it's the upstairs bathroom trash"
The fact I take out the trash the most in my house is oddly funny to me in relation to this joke.
Don’t hold him like that 😂
"should I strip to my ankles daddy Johnson?"
I find that whole bit fucking hilarious.
Stewie:” I love the south.”
Quagmire: Don’t hold him like that 😂😂😂
Quagmire:” I was born nine times that day!”
@@leociresi4292 😂😂😂😂😂
How come Brian says there’s a doggy heaven when he’s atheist
I forgot about him being an atheist when he said that.
The joke was more important than continuity.
He must be “a theist” bad umm tss
You can be atheist and believe christ existed. Hes just a douche who dislikes religion because of his overly leftist beliefs
2:38 That was a reference to Bob's Burgers right? Right?
It was where can I find that reference?
4:20 "don't hold him like that" was the funniest one
Holy shit, the one with Quagmire's mom left me speechless for a second.
Mmph
Wah
Mmph
Wah
"I like the south"
"We got different ways then those up north, but it seems to work"
3:25 Peter is so racist 😂😂
How is that racist?
4:19 is the racist part
@@ryanthered2060 he just sad blanket🤣🤣
CockStirredMartini shut up
@CockStirredMartini
His not crying about it lmao,
"There's a kid up here"
"Don't hold him like that" 😂🤣
i didnt get it, can you explain for me pls?
@@RektGame his left hand was at his crotch
Boom_Shakalaka 2625 that was his left hand idiot
@@KufLMAO I'm sorry, I just don't pay attention to hands
Boom_Shakalaka 2625 nah it’s fine, I’m cruel
4:22 when someone at school talks trash and your ready to fight
2:38 you can use that against jimmy jr from bob’s burgers
That Barack Obama outburst had me floored! "and i'd be damned!"
0:27 Cue 30 seconds of me laughing like a lunatic.
Classic dark humor.
The "there are two homeless people eating each other" is my second favorite part, right behind "Sassy Sitcom Secretary in Real Life."
"Theres a kid up here"
"Dont hold him like that"
I never realized that peter held that kid like joe biden holds babys haha
Please consider to stop insulting some Politicians that people are for.
@TubsterGG, Yep.
Ewww he be petting those little girls way too much
Biden is more into girls
ya but peter isn't doing it wiht bad intentions
"Don't hold him like that." Hmm I wonder what thats a reference to😂😂😂
Love the profile picture! Go green day!!!
@@joelcasey230 ayee all the way bro
Joseph Stalin said “ dark humor is like food not everybody gets it”
2:55 "Stewie's gonna disappointed when he finds out what kind of sausage he's talking about"
Then I remembered: It's Stewie
*_"Don't hold him like that"_*
😂😂😂
0:30
Me trying to pick up girls at church
Why at church tho XD
When he said "You're fired" I died 🤣
2:21 calm down Chris
Dont hold him like that
Ha
Fun fact: Quagmire's mom was played by Alison Janney
“Wow! There’s something in it this year!”
“Settle down meg it’s just the upstairs bathroom trash.”
"I'll just have 4 or 5 beers to stop the shaking..." HAHAHAHA that's so real
1:37 Banging a woman with her own newborn is skirting the limits of decency!
“There were two homeless people eating each other in there”
Lois griffin, 2020
2:31 honey whatcha waitin’ for, WELCOME TO MY CANDY STOORRREEEE
3:20 when you have to chose over a girl
AM3P Dude true
Whoa some of these scenes have extended versions I've never seen before. Guess those version we're banned in my country.
These are all deleted scenes
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. I’ve never seen these before
I’ve seen some of them
Nope some aren’t
Not all of them
incipious
No, no theyre not
Brian, the atheist, talks about doggy heaven
1:47 now I know why Quagmire's head has such a different shape, it's nine time different than normal.
Peter: wait a minute there’s a kid up here
Quagmire: Don’t hold him like that
Lmao 😂
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it
-Joseph Stalin-
4:19
“Don’t hold him like that” 😂😂
2:56 i guest he dint get the joke 7u7
Jimmy Junior?! What are you doing in my Family Guy?!
(I'll show myself out, thanks.)
I am a lesbian and I am married to my dildo
“And you kids at home can help us solve the mystery too! Just go to Family Guy Kids dot com!”
“...Aw, it’s just someone crapping in his hand.”
03:01 hey Stewie you should've taken that Banana and Apple Sauce somewhere else if ya know what I mean
Does Quagmire Being born 9 times In One Day contribute to his extreme Longevity, like he's 70+ and he looks like he's in his Mid 20's.
2:05 i died of laughter
I love how thrown together the blanket cutaway was to prove he wasn't preparing for that.
0:27 caught me off guard😭😂
I just gaveliked to all the comments section
Dark humor is like a stillborn baby, it never ages.
holy… shit…
I'm going to hell XD
Life as a blanket can't be that great. So he really did save it.
I have to admit, Stewie's attempt at a Southern accent made me chuckle. I imagine that's how Southern accents must sound to other Americans.
3:58 Captions:
“You’re fired”
[Laughter]
lmaooooo
hmm I don't remember seeing a majority of these scenes, are they deleted scenes from the DVD sets?
I think these are more deleted scenes than dark humor
0:27 Florida man.
I guess I wasn’t the only one thinking of that guy that eaten half of a homeless guy’s face then while on bath salts.
"I was born 9 times that day"
Dark humor is like a bald child
It never gets old
“Don’t hold him like that” lmaoooooo I lost it
3:12 deaf dog revive?
3:58 You Fired.(Conan:Man, What a baby.)
"Alright you saved it."
"I was born 9 times that day" Lmfao had me dying
When Lois said there were two homeless people eating each other , I find it easier to believe that they were fucking instead of cannibalism...
Why tho XD the cannibalism implication is funnier for me.
0:36 I thought that would be a hidden gun triggered by opening the box.
"I was born 9 times that day" XDD
shesh... who else bug Quagmire!?
I’d say something about Sans or VBucks but it’s not 2018 anymore.
I’ll never get people who don’t find Family Guy funny
"Aww it's just a guy crapping in her hand" that made me laugh
Peter- You could be a bla bla
Clevland- go ahead
Peter- bla blanket
Cutaway blanket- I’m just a lousy blanket
Cleveland- okay you saved it