@@aimeerhoton4638 That was actually quagmire sticking his foot in Meg's mouth and then slowly backs away when she wakes up then he says didn't mean to wake ya🤣
A year late, but the joke is that Big Q is a mathematician and a pervert, so he doesn’t just type 80085 in, he does a math problem to get it. You can’t get 80085 with just multiplication, so he needed a second calculator. Besides, then you got a 8008 in each hand. Giggity.
JT ΩΩ I had an ex that would never take his glasses off and I had to beg him to take them off when he slept and then he made me turn the lights off so I could not see what he look like without glasses. Yeah there’s a reason he is my ex clearly. ( now adding this extra part I am now adding months later. And that is , We didn’t break up Bc his glasses lol. Much more to it. But we together again none the less )
Quagmire does everything. He got abducted by aliens and asked them to give him an anal probe. As far as I can remember, the only thing he didn't like was finding out he fucked a man in the Philippines.
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"I gotta stop taking my baths during Peter's shenanigans" 😂 I love Cleveland
I loved early Cleveland, once they did that spinoff he became super camp and it was strange.
My name is glin quagmire and I say giggty gi gi gi giggty
Giggty giggty giggty giggty giggty giggty😂😂😂😂
Technically it was Quagmire's shenanigans that time
@Jacob Norman Giggity Giggity Goo
*no no no NO!*
"You're not the giraffe from last night" I'm dead, literally dead
oh really ? then how the fuck did you write this comment you braindamaged fucktard ?
then rest in piss dude
@@eugenehughgene4271 woosh
@@radias2589 I don't think this one is a woooosh tho. Op said they're dead 'literally'.
Gigity
The fact that Quagmire doesn't like Thelma means he does have some boundaries.
And fat girls lol
Even Peter's boss lmao
He didn’t want to have sex with Peter’s boss, remember?
Sukhjit Sidhu nawh, they just gotta pay for love
@@Kamishibaiya-ko no. It was mort
Lois' expression when the couch flipped Peter is priceless.
🤣🤣🤣😂
He needs his own show
Pretty sure a spin off of family guy with just quagmire would go as well as the Jimmy Neutron spin off Planet sheen did
@@quartzskull8772 or what patricks show is going to be
There's a bit in family guy where quagmire asks why he doesn't have his own show and Joe is just like "Quagmire, you're a rapist".
It could be called the quagmire show
@@nathanthompson6720 Who Else but Quagmire?
Finally a good channel that doesn't cut all the jokes
Yea
This is only the jokes
Best toon clips is the best family guy youtuber
That's because it's already a mashup. Why would he have to cut it up its already 'cut'.
Im sorry but that needed to be clarified .. Lol
Just look for the clips that are under 10 minutes
Whos thelma
*eeeeeeeewwwwwwww *
Luke Talbot what the fuck are you talking about ?
Luke Talbot I had a heart attack reading this
Luke Talbot
Looks like you’re using your phones predictions to make sentences.
Poop dealer wth man I’m using my Phone
Lol! I tried to re6it then reread it and still I have made no sense of what he was trying to say.
4:16 "Yes, yes, yes, find one, yes!" I love how he gets so excited about that 😂
Gets me every time.
I know, it was like he never thought of that until Chris mentioned it
it's Quagmire, what did you expect? it's totally something he'd be excited about
@@mrthorian8096
Who else but Quagmire?!
The boob joke is more funny when you find out he didn't discover that the internet has porn
He’s working with what he got.
Here is an interesting video, for internet porn. It's done with World of Warcraft.🤣
ua-cam.com/video/4-qN0iKtRE8/v-deo.html
I like to think Quagmire as an crazy but fun uncle type to Peter’s family
an uncle that tries to sleep with his freshly turned 18 year old niece? that’s still the sickest episode of family guy
@@as-h989 it’s family guy what do you expect
Gotta love Quagmire
@@as-h989 thats not normal.??????
@@tornado3699 It is not normal.
Don’t y’all remember when Chris wore earrings..?
Rhys Strongfork oh yeah thanks for pointing that out
REALTREE XL heh.. no prob..?
Yes
Yeah, i rembember
You need one more ellipses points there, pal.
What's this a family guy channel that does not cut out the jokes you sir have a new subscription.
.....I concur.
real heft trout 420 these are jokes only
It's literally a compilation of the jokes
Hope it lasts
Yes
"Didn't mean to wake ya" 😆
Who was that?
@@aimeerhoton4638 well videos on quagmire so I guess quagmire.
lol
@@aimeerhoton4638
That was actually quagmire sticking his foot in Meg's mouth and then slowly backs away when she wakes up then he says didn't mean to wake ya🤣
I’ve always loved how Quagmire gets so jazzed when Chris suggests the second calculator. Shows that he’s willing learn from the younger generation.
4:45 I lost it after the weights feel onto Cleveland
Pretty sure Cleveland lost it too
He was flicking and kicking like a fish on land. 🤣
At least he is able to breath
360 likes
If you put a 5 at the end of 8008, you dont need another calculator
Emilio Gardose III I don’t get it
@@7473R It goes plural.
A year late, but the joke is that Big Q is a mathematician and a pervert, so he doesn’t just type 80085 in, he does a math problem to get it. You can’t get 80085 with just multiplication, so he needed a second calculator. Besides, then you got a 8008 in each hand. Giggity.
@@ThetaSimpson "Can't get 80085 with just multiplication"? What? It's literally a multiple of five.
Now if you take 5318008 and turn it upside down.
*5:23* I literally pissed myself laughing in the library
Ikr the way it flips him
Yeah same except not at the library
😂😂😂😂 hahahahahaha😂
5:24😂😂😂 Sex HA HA HA HA😂😂😂🤣
What is the title of the song?
Why is Meg sleeping with her glasses on?
JT ΩΩ I had an ex that would never take his glasses off and I had to beg him to take them off when he slept and then he made me turn the lights off so I could not see what he look like without glasses. Yeah there’s a reason he is my ex clearly. ( now adding this extra part I am now adding months later. And that is , We didn’t break up Bc his glasses lol. Much more to it. But we together again none the less )
to see in her dreams
Derrell S You realize this just makes YOU look bad right ? Gay;)
@@tannerloehr3399 What the fuck? Lmao
Tanner Loehr He probs has self-esteem issues with his eyes.
The 8008 calculator scene is my favorite moment of his
@@joaquinm9148 😂
5:41 That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen holy shit lmao
Then you've never seen him scare the Grudge
You didn't cut the jokes at the punchline. Thank you. :)
0:42 I love how Joe's legs float up. Great detail
True such a simple running joke
0:53 Joe’s feet rise lmfaoooo
Ikr
Hey, Rolf!
I didn't even know you was in the episode Rolf
4:16 is my favorite quagmire reaction. My husband and I quote it at least once a day 🤣🤣
The "smacking crazy Stewie" bit is an excellent nod to one of the greatest comedies of all time.
Airplane. How many young people know that?
@@DrJ-hx7wv Plenty of reaction videos from Zoomers experiencing Airplane! for the first time.
Shirley you can't be serious
@@michaelseverns3251 I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley.
Or later in the film: I told you to stop calling Shirley.
What H...HEY HEY!! WHAT THE HELL!! YOU'RE NOT THE SAME GIRAFFE FROM LAST NIGHT GET OUTTA HERE!!!!
Link OcarinaofTime1998 WHAT THE HELL?! NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!
Charles Partridge
I gotta stop taking my baths during Peter’s shenanigans...
@@gorft4stic aww thats got all my stick of the day in it!
Thats nasty!
YA KNOW WHAT SCREW YOU GUYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!
LOVE WINGS!!!!!
giraffitty
So now quagmire does bestiality? I’m not surprised why am I not surprised
Half of the women in quahog do bestiality when they sleep with Brian
Tanner Loehr who else but quagmire??
Quagmire does everything. He got abducted by aliens and asked them to give him an anal probe. As far as I can remember, the only thing he didn't like was finding out he fucked a man in the Philippines.
You need to start wiping ur ass
@@Harry_Ballz this is solid advice to anyone who needs telling.
The most legendary quote: You want fun? Well why don't you go home and buy a monkey? - Glen Quagmire
“You want fun? Go home and buy a monkey!” Lmao always gets me
My 7 year old daughter would’ve bought a monkey. She wants a pet monkey
I love how Cleveland just accepts that Peter is not the smartest
"Why do you say organist if you don't wa-"
"I don't understand the world anymore."
😂😂😂😂😂
idk what an organist is other than an organ player tbh
Me neither Quag, me neither
“LongRodVonHugenDong” lol. Quagmire is the best
1:52 I didn’t get the reference until i realized it was airplane lmfao
Can you help me understand this?
can you explain the joke to me please?
Explain please
I keep forgetting it's from the movie airplane!
Airplane was hilarious
Chris and Quaqmire together is rare and makes it kind of wholesome
That was strangely cool.
5:40 this part I cracked my ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@willnicholson18 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You mean your ass didn't already have a crack before then? You're a monster!
The CRAP dose that mean
The notes in the melody at 5:28 are E, D - C#, D - A, E, D for anyone wondering.
Thank you
Ha. I WASN'T wondering, however I did check for accuracy.
Literally nobody was wondering
A maj, D maj, A maj D maj,
Congrats
Joe's legs floating in the beer always has me dying of laughter, burst lungs and watered eyes.
5:14 ok I fell off my chair laughing lol.
@Vibe Lois, never uses a light switch, ever. Come on do you even watch the show? Sheesh some people.
Yooooooooo crack me up 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Left the damn shoes on, WHO LEAVES THE SHOES ON?!
Darth Destructus America?
@@duftz2850 looks like they're st00pid
I love that Joe's legs float and then he pushes them back down LOL!
2:30 *this part is legendary*
no no no NO NO NOO!!!!
6:11 Giggity Giggity Giggitty
What's that episode
@@Sosa2wavy last episode of season 5
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZ
1:50 I love the "Airplane!" Reference😂
3:25 even stewie looks hella annoyed
“Tear up your carpet” “I thought you meant something else…” 😂🤣
Loved the whole Airplane line of people to beat up Stewie gig. Classic.
‘I love wings’
charlie 210405 say say say
god I hated that show
I loved that show
“Chris!, You’re wanted on the phone!”
Foreshadowing Chris’ career in helping Quagmire with his schedule in one episode.
Thx for the like!
Goddess Princess Skylar! Quagmire is a sex deviant, it foreshadows him sleeping with someone.
How is that foreshadowing? Someone just wanted to talk to him lmao
It's not foreshadowing. The entire scene is based on the scene from Airplane.
4:15 "Yes yes yes find one yes" that one killed me
Quagmire is that funny but crazy friend we all wish to have
I love this channel. The name and the profile picture is hilarious.
Quagmire rushing over the Tear up "Lois's Carpet" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Glen Quagmire is an integral part of family guy. I can't stop laughing.
Two calculators with 8008 on it.
Perfect.
type 80085 read it upside down
What about 5318008 upside down
0:43 that entire scene I was distracted by Joes feet.
@4:31 Quagmire wylin lol. "Didnt mean to wake ya"
The disbelief on Megs face afterwards😄🤣
Leg maintained consistent altitude the whole time lol⚰
"You're not the same giraffe from last night" 🤣🤣🤣 who else but quagmire!!
That Wings bit is me to all of my friends when I name an older show like Cheers or 3rd Rock From The Sun
Joe's feet coming up kills me every time!!!
Cleveland didn't even take a bath during one of Peter's shenanigans. That was Quagmire.
6:10 I love how they laugh then say “giggity giggity giggity”
5:31 confirmed peter has no genitals.
No, his fat is covering it up
All of it how fat is the fat ass
As Stewie said in one episode:
FIND YOUR PENIS! ONE DOLLAR!
@@purpleguyafton2946 gay
@@michaelchronicles9780 gay indeed
4:40 My favorite!
That Airplane reference always cracks me up. 😂
The best of Quagmire would be literally every scene he’s in
“Boy we got a beautiful day for this.” Lol
2:30 that’s the meme!!!!
4:40 its weird that the handle was dropped straight to cleaveland's mouth and didn't die 🤣🤣
John Mesina I agree
😂
He's a toon. The only things that can kill them are being forgotten, the plot, and Dip.
3:47 I'm dead 💀💀
"i gotta stop taking my baths during Peter's shenanigans"
Gigity gigity I love quagmire, thanks for making this video
You look alot better than the other side
Yay I got a like
Scott B yay
Scott B “You jerk!” *Turns back around.*
@@gemmaskylar8264 " hey baby you want to go someplace quiet" wait Quagmire remember what's on the other side
I want to hate him but he’s so goddamn hilarious
5:20. I’m dead laughing
Me too
XD
I watched this in the bus and I laughed outloud and couldnt stop thinking about it so i would giggle every 30 seconds 😂
5:16 made me laugh hard.
quagmire was honestly the best in this season specifically. Seasons 1-4 are my fav but 5 has so many good quagmire moments lol
How many here would want to " tear up Lois carpet" 😅
She's a cartoon character
So is your waifu
Me
Me
*Not me, BADMAN nuh suck pumpum!*
When you get the wings reference and understand quagmires frustration
No one is gonna talk about Joe's feet?
We can't come up with a joke without being offensive.
@@DesertEagleV true
We all are. We aren't including you in the conversation though.
@@Maw0 master comedy 😎😡
This has to be one of the funniest family guy compilations I've seen😂
Thank you for showing the whole clips
0:55 Joe's legs 😂 😂 😂 they are floating 😂 😂 😂
4:45 glen Glen GLEN GLENN *GLENNN* *GLENNNN!*
My man squirmed 😂
2:30 No no no no *noo nooooooo!*
Gross
That Airplane gag with Stewie killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
Long Rod Vanugendong - OH MY GOSH I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best of quagmire but the best part is Joe’s legs floating 🤣🤣
When he walks out the factory and shouts in “I LOVE wings!” 😂
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you not getting paid boy
Hey joe
5:24🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for not cutting the jokes, you are a saint
3:00 that’s exactly how golf feels xD
I love the scene where they all start slapping Stewie and there is a line if people to slap/ hurt him to get him to stop screaming
That's a "Airplane" reference if you didn't know...
ua-cam.com/video/i0GW0Vnr9Yc/v-deo.html
@@mikeblaz I still love how both the doctor (almost called him Lt. Dreben) and the nun both got in an extra slap.
It's from the movie "Airplane!"
1:05 is it just me or is it funny when joes feet coming up slowly so funny
All of them going giggity killed me 😂
3:45 quagmires random noises is somehow super realistic and understandable
Glenn Quagmire raging on the golf course reminds me of Happy Gilmore.🤣🤣
Keep posting these videos, Please. 😁
1:44 this bit is a reference to the movie airplane. It’s one of the best comedy’s written watch it if you haven’t, or at least the ending
"you're not the same giraffe from last night"
That whole scene where he gets pissed that they don’t know what Wings is cracks me up every time.
Do you know Wings?
"Was that a cartoon 😂?"
0:47 I seriously can't get over the fact Joes legs are floating like that