Easter A$$ Whippin'
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
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Have you ever got your ass whipped?
I had a fist throwing match with a buddy walking around in the woods at night, while we were getting high in high school, and my buddy thought he could hit me and run when we got to this open field. He hit me and ran full speed, and disappeared in about 100'. I looked around yelling for him, and he came to crying because he had fell into a giant farming ditch about 12 ft deep and landed face first.
I've done the fight and flight move before! LOL!
I got my ass whooped over pokemon go 😆
Got my ass whooped by a gang of wasps once. Mowed too close to the nest. Pissed them off.
My dad was such a genius, I got whoppins while not currently in trouble for the things I didn't get caught doing! Wasn't about to argue with him, knew he was right!
" The ways of the opossum." Cracked me up!!
"I guess I haven't learned the ways of the possum" 😂😂
I haven't learned the Way of the 'Possum line had me rolling.😂
This was funny. When I was a kid, in school they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up. They told us we could be whatever we wanted to be, so I said I wanted to be a ninja. Apparently, that was the wrong answer.
When your a Ninja you get missions. (Its in the magazine)
“ shit don’t work “ 😂
That killed the hell out my ribs ...HAAAAAHAAAA and im sad cause im crying and shit trying to finish my like comment
The it's my turn Danny part was so funny
I got to second degree black belt by 9 years old…hasn’t served me any purpose so far😂
maybe you could flee on a fence! Holy crap I lost it! So funny.
You said Yadkinville and I was like, North Carolina? Didn’t know they big enough for comedy.
GERALD BOBBBBB!!!
You are funny as hell boss. An yes I most definitely got my ass justifiably whooped 😂😂😂
"Orange belt, third degree ninja shit!" I hear ya, bro!
You misquoted buddy forgot a word in there
Ginger ninja...
Gastonia & Ginger here!! Loved your character in H&KEFGB "Don't make me come down there & whoop ya CYCLOPS ASS!!
The ways of the possum
He forgot to mention the ninja girls.
Good stuff brother. Thanks for sharing.
Oh Gerald Bob you crack me up.😃😄😆😅🤣😂
Between the Ripher and the neighborhood, lies a deadly Ginger Orange Belt Ninja, not your average Japanese Ninjer, but a bonified Southern Ginger Orange Belt Ninjer, the deadliest of them all, yet to learn the Ways of the Possum, but he strives daily to become the deadliest Ninjer there is...we should write a movie about it bro...LOl..Hit me up if you wanna hear my ideas, you are the greatest comedian alive, and we need a new Ninjer movie. Ain't had a Ninjer comedy since Farley passed, you are the only one who could pull it off, Beverly Hills Ninja 2...no no....Beaverly Mounds Ginger Orange Belt Ninjer, I got ideas for the sequel too!!!
I saw my dad get snake bit, a small rattlesnake, I went and grabbed the shotgun behind his bedroom door and blew it away and while he finished mowing the lawn. The two days after were the only time before he got old that I ever witnessed him stay in bed. No hospital or doctor. THEY JUST DONT MAKE EM LIKE THAT ANYMORE.
Every girl digs a red-headed ninja! Funniest stuff! He’s hands down my favorite, and not just because he’s a trained ninja with red hair.
For real for real, this made me laugh too hard. I have several of his albums on my phone and listen to them when I want to laugh until I’ve peed myself a little. (Give me a break, I had two babies via C-section).
Never laughed my ass off so hard lmao
I laughed until I cried. 😂😂😂😂
When he said third degree orange belt ninja shit I snorted out loud 😂
Oh my god" flee on a fence!!! Ur killing me!!
I'm dying 😂😂😂
I went my freshman year at 14 years old 6'4 and 190 lbs. When they did rush week they made every freshmen get on a stage at lunch to sing nursery rhymes. When the seniors got to me I stood up. They just said. Nah your cool you can sit this 1 out. I went up anyways because I felt bad for my friends that were barley 5 ft tall. I rarely got picked on
Way to shout out to Yadkinville 🤣🤣
They don’t know!
Y Vegas lol
Was this North Carolina? Only Yadkinville I know, haven’t been there since doing Y2K computer work for UNIFI. Didn’t seem like they would have a big comedy show in town. Only worked there though, commuted in from Mocksville. I know that lunch spot was killer, gonna have to ask family what it was called.
I was a ninja. The same decade
my aunt misty one time chased me ACROSS THE HIGHWAY slingin rocks at me because i wouldn't go to school in pink flip flops..because i had lost my shoes some dam where...i was ALWAYS loosin my dam shoes...because i HATED wearing shoes.. well she chased me slingin rocks and i ran and hit behind the mailboxes laughin at her. and she says "that's alright you gotta come eat sometime!!" well i ran and hid in the woods for about 3 hours until my mom came got me lol..ol aunt misty she didn't care to pull a choke slam or a rock/board throw. she was pretty tough
The ways of the possum...lmbo
Omg..awesome hilarious video!
I actually cried laughing throughout this whole video.
I don’t remember the last time i laughed so hard i cried tears dam is that funny!
Another funny favorite!!
Ways of the possum..... HA HA HA HA HA
Liquor makes you do some wild shit like wrestling a 6 foot 3, 250lbs woman with my 5 foot 3, 180lbs frame getting tossed around like a football on Sunday afternoon. I’m not sure if that classifies as getting my ass whipped but I thought I’d share 🤷🏼♂️
Some people have to pay for that
I think the middle age man needs some nunmachukas
Takes me back to Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja.
Not as funny as you though Jon!
I got my ass whipped by the guy in high school that was 6’8” and had a reach longer than Tyson... he hit me twice before I got to the ground.
My brother would’ve loved this. Flipping hilarious.
That's funny. But your face aint gonna get ya thru your whole life! Now that's funny!
Ginger Pain was hands down his funniest special.
spread the word. and thank you
Is there a downloadable video version of this special? I love Ginger Pain but I'd love to see everything acted out.
I'm so glad I got a notification this morning now I'm watching all this videos lmao!!!!
thanks kylo! the force is strong with you
@@JonReep 🔥🔥🔥🔥I enjoy your work man thanks for the laughs
You could be several guys from my childhood Jon Reep
ninja failure
You and I got made fun of till the COVID ninja series happened /8 . Lol.
Dude my ribs hurt
This is great
Funny story
Mountain View, NC is like that around easter, especially the horse pasture off Kings Dr...
0:27 Is that the Star Block I see? Yeah, my fatass took Kenpo, too.
But did not know there's ninjitsu
You’re so funny
Lol I just realized he played in Harold and Kumar escape quantanamo bay deer was born in aut 9 lol
Very entertaining
Ginger ninjer😂😂
OMG😂 Ninjer
When I was little maybe like 10 me and my friend we're out and it was starting to get dark
and we threw some fireworks on the side of the canal ran down the canal a little bit
I think it was like the 4th of July or something we got to the end and then stop right when we were by the fence and this guy comes running around the corner full speed and we both look over at him coming right at us. Full speed and my buddy goes Julio? and I'm looking at him like is that Julio hell no
he's too big that ain't Julio it all probably happened in about three seconds he was running around the corner buddy says julio? He scooped my buddy up and double leg slams him right onto his back we're probably five feet apart and right as a guy is turning he couldn't even get a Step off
And i did a half backflip and grab the top of the fence and was taking off running across the field and through the street before he could even take a step at me I was across the road and I was like oh s*** what do I do is he going to get away what the f*** happened maybe a minute later I got a call from him on my phone he was like come get me why what happened juat come get me I went over there on the one side of the fence he had my buddy held against the fence and asked me what the hell we were doing I guess I said the exact same thing my friend said and he let him go and apologized
I guess his house had recently burned down and he was staying with famlly n thought we threw the fireworks in his patio or something he was a little drunk
Ok what the hell happened?? Sitting here watching your videos wondering why this homeless man looks so familiar. Finally remember who you was.
still here, haha. hope you share some of my videos
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3:05
Jon what youre favorite ninja movie
The Octagon, duh....it starred the most famous "ginger ninja" ever. Chuck Norris. 😂🤣
Really Jon? You gotta be ur own first comment? Ok, well Second comment! Boom! Nailed it! Hilarious btw. Thank you.
technically it's a question. which you did not answer. but that's ok. i still love you
Ok. Ur right. Dick😁 love you too
I heard you beat puppies with kittens.... But Bless ur heart. 💙 Thank you Jon. I haven't laughed that hard in a while😊
@@jessability4338 My pleasure. And thank you for watching it. But somehow, you still have not answered the question. Have you ever got your ass whipped?
They tried to whip me whonce. But I whooped instead! Jheah! WOO!