Dad Scares the Crap Out of Me & He Mow's Over a Bees Nest
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
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What's the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you?
Jon Reep When I walked in on my father in law in the bathroom...I had no shirt on. I wanted to die! 😂
Honestly I don't know. I think I've repressed those memories.
Was showing off in front of my girlfriend doing some karate moves .Mid roundhouse kick I ripped a fart! Startled her😂 .She's my wife now.She likes to bring it up when I'm getting on her nerves in front of family.
Kyle's story reminded of this one. Also trying to show off with my girlfriend in front of her house. I was riding a wheelie on her pink ten speed bike (lol first indication) when the front tire flew off. I never knew it at the time but her parents had been watching from the front window. 😳
Bought a Renault 19 16v for five grand back in 2000, i thought it was a good deal, everything started to go wrong with it within 3 months... Gearbox clutch and then the alternator, so i had all that fixed which cost me an extra 5 and ahalf grand... so just got the car out of garage and picked my friend up and we went to the local off licence got some beer and got into my car... it wouldn't start so my mate got out and started to push it to try and get a jump start, but nothing, we tried pushing forward... nothing, backward nothing... i got so pissed off i struck the steering wheel with my fist... BANG!!! (i don't remember much after that) my friend said he just saw the windows fill up with powder and the car just kept rolling, he run up to the drivers side and there was me with my fist in my face pinded against the seat. He asked if i was ok i don't remember my reply but he said i said i don't feel good... so he helped me push the airbag away from my face and peeled the cigarette i was smoking from my forehead. i drove him back home then went home with little dignity i had left... The day afterwards i went to the renault dealer to complain... They asked me what had happend, my reply was "nothing don't worry about it" humble pie i ate for years after that including my own fist. My mate still kicks himself and bothers me saying"if only i filmed that!!" So there you go. You think a car doesn't hit back... then you are proved wrong. Jaw still hurts thinking about it...
OMGosh! I also saw purple rain when it came out. I share your love for Prince, and memories of a first 💋. Not only that, but my husband of twenty years past away about a year ago, was the only other person I've ever known who was convinced scaring a person would cure hiccups. And he always said ' your welcome' afterwards. You are hilarious! Thanks for making me smile today!
😂😂😂😂😂....."I'll tell you what happened"...."I had bee's on me dumbass"!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂.....The whole bit was awesome but that just damn near killed me!!!
You and me both. My stomach hurt so bad. 🤣🤣🤣
I just wanted to say, thank you for being such a nice person. It's appreciated. 💜
thank you jessica
Hahahahaha Hahahahaha...damn man...you gotta slow down so i can breathe. It was over for me when dad came back,you said,"what happened",then after he said somethin,you threw in the extra swat of invisible bees from the trauma he just suffered. F'n hilarious presentation...hahahaha.
thank you eric. i hope you share a video or two.
Just watched the original version of this last night...we were having a Reep-a-thon in the living room...we were laughing our asses off!
A good comedian takes you on a journey threw their world. He's a good comedian.
Damn Reep yer dad is like me." Well im in the truck might as well go to the store" Holy shizz done got old. LOL
That's for alligators! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love that this showed up in my recommendeds after only knowing him as the guy with a tingle in his dingle. Same commercials during Nascar for years.
Only just discovered this guy, love his delivery.
This exact thing happened to me last year 😂. Apparently the wrong things to do when encountering a bees nest...I did them all, first of which is run and swat! Brutal...but funny now seeing as how I didn’t die 😂
This guy is so underrated. Absolutely hilarious.
ROFL!!! If I had caught my son dancing like that in his room I would have busted out into a dance when he opened the closet doors. My oldest is 13 years old... it’s not too late.
I can relate to these stories, I my self am from the south. Sometimes you can’t help but laugh at your own people.
REEPrince new release..."When Dads Cry" (In the closet).
Just as brilliant as ever. Still just as great as ever
Love your comedy your funny 😂
Oh man. That was funny. Hi from Hickory!
thanks please share it
Man you’re so funny I can’t stop laughing he didn’t call you an Aigjit
You’re awesome Jon Reep lol
This is good stuff. Thanks for posting. Needed some laughs.
I'm dying! 😂
Well Now y'all lookie here , this be a more common than one may think . The rider had a malfunction an with the starter so I pulled out the baby Bushhog , it was a ole 18" push mower with a lil 3 1/2 hp Briggs & Stratton that thing had been used an abused, can't tell ya how many times the blade was bent a hitting something hell once it even bent the Crankshaft, had to sorta straighten it out with a bottle Jack . She shook lil a M/F after that especially at idle kinda sounded like a miniature Harley. So anyways I'm out there mowing the back 40 as one of the Youngin's had a birthday the next day , it was summer an I had a pair of cut off blue jeans on an a wife beater along with my lace up work boots all flayed out at the tops , First pass I musta caught just the edge of the ground nest as a few I thought bees darted by me , turn about an coming thru again I reckon I musta hit it dang near center as the mower just sorta squatted right down from the soil being so loose , Good Lord that ole Briggs sorta slowed a bit an the Governor kicked in dirt was a flying from all sides of this thing just a big huge spreading cloud ya know. As I leaned into the mower handle trying to push it forward I kept a feeling these lil stings hell I just thought it dirt a hitting me , but oh no that cloud was alive Suddenly I was getting attacked all over . Now these here ground wasp they are like bees on Crack , freaking Viking berserker type shit as in they can Sting ya multiple times , where a normal bee only stings ya once an it's dead usually, Man once I realized what was occurring I bolted outta there , just a hoot an hollering waving my arms all about , a couple of them got into the open tops of my boots , one of them lil bastards got me about 4 times before I could get that boot kicked off . I headed for the hose an was spraying myself off an swatting a few of them that weren't a giving up on the attack, I look up to see the Mower is still a running an wasp just a trying to attack it , well that ole mower stayed rite there a running wide open till it ran outta gas about 20 minutes later . In the meanwhile Wifey had a coming running outta the house what in the hell ya yelling about you Fool'e 🤣🙄
Get'er done?
OMG I'm dying. I didn't know I had a brother. We clearly have the same dad.
Love you Jon!
Blah ha ha haaaaa! ! ! 🤣😂 you can make this shit up!
I think everyone in the south loves to scare folks 😂😜❤️
Whoa. You love Prince, and Xanadu? I think I love you.
Hilarious 😂
The crowd at this show sucks lol. This dude is way too funny to be getting that terrible of a reaction from the audience.
😂😂😂
Your'e too funny
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Haaaaaa!!!!!
What did they do to tha China???
Got that Hemi!!!
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