In one tab, I am listening to y'all talk about iPad Mini coming later this month at an October event. In a second tab, I am looking at the new iPad Mini on Apple's site 😂
Jon Prosser, Sam Kohl there’s my vote 😂 0:00 - 69 minutes with GeniusBar 3:20 - Genius2024 6:00 - Apple Revamps 11:50 - Retiring 15:00 - Apple Vision Air 28:25 - Sponsor - Notion 30:06 - MacBook M4 31:35 - Apple Trust 38:20 - First Lady Sam 40:00 - Vitals App 44:25 - Apple Event predictions 52:35 - Sponsor - DeleteMe 55:10 - Sam’s New Segment 1:06:55 - Tesla Event 1:09:10 - Jon’s Leading Outro
Already one of the best intros ever 😂 Edit: Sam, be sure to watch Inside Out 2 all the way through! I have a good feeling you’ll love the new emotions, especially Anxiety.
Steve Jobs rolling in his grave with these cluttered and fragmented product lineups. This is the first problem he addressed when he came back to Apple.
I just want to say, just looking at the shirts on VIDEO, the shirts look like higher quality than what is typically out there. It could be Prosser's lighting, but I'm tempted to find out!
I HOPE you make a video bashing them for this silent release. What a JOKE nothing changed other than Processor, Storage and Bluetooth, Woopty F*ckn Doo..... Wow apple Is losing a life long customer! I'm so sick of these letdowns year over year!
i do not own vision pro. but a close friend uses it for work every day. and I have done in store demos with it a couple times. I was amazed by the visual and audio quality and was not put off with size/weight. It was more svelte and light than i was expecting though I was wearing it 30 minutes and not 3 hours
In order to make Apple great again, in my view, would require Steve Jobs and he's not coming back. I think Apple will still be good, but not what it was once during the Golden Era. Unless they get rid of Safe Tim Cook and install a visionary leader that takes calculated risks again. Apple is too safe, too boring, too sterile, devoid of emotion. Excitement needs to come back again.
Maybe for the next merch drop you guys could add a little 3D printed boat for some extra charge, you know make up for material and hours. Would be super cool to collect. Like maybe each merch drop has a different 3D printed small thing. Boat, car, bike? Idk maybe it’s the vitamins talking.
Guys whatever you do just make sure I can still buy that hat when my paycheck comes on the 25th… I’m shipping out to the army 2 days later so I’ll miss my window of opportunity if you don’t let me 😢
That smelly thing is amazing. Where’s the link??? You can make doll hairs on links you put out, I’ll buy it. I’ll buy two. One for the HVAC and one for the original idea. Hahaha 😝.
You know what Apple could have done? Maybe I am wrong but if they just broke even with the Vision Pro or even took a small loss on each unit maybe they would sell a lot more of them and they could then make money from Vision Pro apps and extra stuff. That could maybe work.
Another thing I’ve been waiting for these companies to do with AI is kind of like the whole thing Google does an Apple does or will do once the AI is actually out, the whole thing with pointing the phone at something and asking what something is or what not. How about taking a screenshot on your phone of whatever you’re looking at whether it’s a TV show or a picture or anything and being able to just talk to the AI and say something like “I’d like to buy those pants. the man on the left is wearing.” And then maybe it wouldn’t work with pants but just imagine if all of a sudden it would know exactly what the pants the guys wearing and take you to the website to the link to buy it. Something like sunglasses or a cooler would probably be better because it would be obvious what brand it is. Like say you’re watching a show and there’s a yeti cooler. You could either pause it or take a screenshot and say I’d like to buy one of those coolers and then it would know exactly what you’re talking about. It would know exactly where you can buy it, etc. Does anybody do that yet? Think of all the Buku bucks they could make driving business to a website every time somebody uses that feature. So basically you could look at anything any scene and ask what something is where it is what it is and not only that but it could take you to a website to buy it. Or if you’re watching a video of someone in Tahiti you could just say something like I’d like to buy tickets to go there and it would know exactly where the place is and therefore it would take you to a website to buy plane ticketsor something like that. I don’t think I’ve seen that anywhere.
O MY GOD sam please keep your shirt 👕 on! I can’t unseen what I be witnessed. Sam hopefully you were not watching dark mode whilst recording this episode? I rather you didn’t expose yourself lol 😂
It's actually just unfair how good these intros are
Why did Sam skip Ianz Elbows for you, then skipped you for Arteyfx?
@@John-Smith02 Neither of us were "skipped" lol I still work with Sam I just don't do the renders
In one tab, I am listening to y'all talk about iPad Mini coming later this month at an October event.
In a second tab, I am looking at the new iPad Mini on Apple's site 😂
Holy… you’re right! looking forward to jon’s rant next week lmao
Voting for Jon as president and Sam as First Lady lol
Lmao 🤣
Yes 😂
Make America Toilet Squad 🎉🎉🎉
Jon Prosser, Sam Kohl there’s my vote 😂
0:00 - 69 minutes with GeniusBar
3:20 - Genius2024
6:00 - Apple Revamps
11:50 - Retiring
15:00 - Apple Vision Air
28:25 - Sponsor - Notion
30:06 - MacBook M4
31:35 - Apple Trust
38:20 - First Lady Sam
40:00 - Vitals App
44:25 - Apple Event predictions
52:35 - Sponsor - DeleteMe
55:10 - Sam’s New Segment
1:06:55 - Tesla Event
1:09:10 - Jon’s Leading Outro
MVP 🙏
Jon president n Sam First Lady 😂❤😊
69 minutes got me! And that shirtless picture of Sam! 🤣😂😅
The hvac thing had me DYING. The concern on Sam's face was 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Totally unrelated by GO STARS!
Already one of the best intros ever 😂
Edit: Sam, be sure to watch Inside Out 2 all the way through! I have a good feeling you’ll love the new emotions, especially Anxiety.
Jon 4 president
Sam 4 first lady
Since one can't put polls in the comment section...
👇 For Jon as President and Sam as First Lady!
Now, we shall see what shall occur.
Are you guys going to go batshit on the new iPad mini? 😂
I almost thought i clicked on the wrong video because of the intro
This was a reminiscent of how Front Page Tech do their intros before! I double check if this was Genius Bar or Front Page Tech! This is cool!
Steve Jobs rolling in his grave with these cluttered and fragmented product lineups. This is the first problem he addressed when he came back to Apple.
Apple definitely needs new blood, new ideas, new innovative and technologically advanced devices, etc
If his mind was blown into his skull… where was it before?
“Hello Jon-a-thon!” took me tf out 😂
And literally the iPad mini gets released as a press release 😂
Don’t forget the merch takes 1 month to be processed before it even gets shipped which is another 2 weeks. Make genius great again
They have a new iPad mini 7 on their website
I just want to say, just looking at the shirts on VIDEO, the shirts look like higher quality than what is typically out there. It could be Prosser's lighting, but I'm tempted to find out!
DAMN… DAMN. LESS THAN 24 Hours…. 🥺🥺🥺 I look forward to the 2028 GENIUS Drop “NOW INTRODUCING GREAT APPLE!”
“NIGA!” xD
Holup😂
@@JustinSulak I think it’s brilliant.
Jon as president no debate bro c'mon. I still can't forget the crazy predictions he made the start of this decade.
That intro was fire 🔥 🤌
LOVE the Sam's Review Corner graphic! 🔥🔥🔥
You always make videos that don't waste my time !!!
The intro is amazing
I HOPE you make a video bashing them for this silent release. What a JOKE nothing changed other than Processor, Storage and Bluetooth, Woopty F*ckn Doo..... Wow apple Is losing a life long customer! I'm so sick of these letdowns year over year!
2000 doll hairs ain’t too bad for an Apple vision
Nice to see you covered other than apple news and the product review section
I can't get over Apple silently releasing the new iPad mini, one day after the podcast dropped. I just know Jon is pissed. 😂
30 for the shirt 8to jon 8 to sam 4 for making apple great again
The skit is amazing
Oh no Sam. Is that a Casetify case?
Timestamp? Must’ve missed it
@@2000kikilin 9:47
How good is this intro 😅😅😅
Always clicking on a new episode of Penius Par
Jon please give us info on that case. I need to know 😂😂
Yes. Yes yes to this skit!
Congrats on the new iPad mini release, Jon!
I missed out on the towel. Bring the towel back. Already ordered a hat and T shirt.
Do you feel like wasted your money on the Vision Pro ? Jon n Sam I want to hear your thoughts about that please share ❤😊
“Fun size” would be one hell of an event. Mac mini, iPad mini.
Ok but I NEEEEEEED that phone case. What brand is it?!
Waiting on Jern’s rant for “NEW” iPad Mini. Probably all other macs will be a press release…
Kinda wanted you to talk about the tesla event in more details.
Love you guys!
John's ass perfume had Sam gagged!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I loved the Jon impression when he said “it’s the best quality…it’s the best”. Did you catch it in the beginning?
i do not own vision pro. but a close friend uses it for work every day. and I have done in store demos with it a couple times. I was amazed by the visual and audio quality and was not put off with size/weight. It was more svelte and light than i was expecting though I was wearing it 30 minutes and not 3 hours
Best intro of all time 😂😂😂
Jon for Pres & Sam for Fist Lady!!
…… how many times can I vote 🙏
These videos are always so good lol love these podcast
Let’s gooooooo, make apple great again! Order in!
Jon for president and Sam for First Lady
RIP to the “Sam’s Review Corner” graphic 😭😂
In order to make Apple great again, in my view, would require Steve Jobs and he's not coming back. I think Apple will still be good, but not what it was once during the Golden Era. Unless they get rid of Safe Tim Cook and install a visionary leader that takes calculated risks again. Apple is too safe, too boring, too sterile, devoid of emotion. Excitement needs to come back again.
Steve was Apple. He would never have allowed this nonsense to ship with so many unfinished products.
I just got my order in also the intro for the show was pretty good enjoyed the hell out of it.
What man watches movies at home by himself if there’s anything at all else to do ?
I can’t buy anything but do I have to buy something to vote for the greatest podcast ever created ❤😊
Nope ❤️ your vote counts just as much!
I’m getting a very very jd Vance feeling at 2:07
Maybe for the next merch drop you guys could add a little 3D printed boat for some extra charge, you know make up for material and hours. Would be super cool to collect. Like maybe each merch drop has a different 3D printed small thing. Boat, car, bike? Idk maybe it’s the vitamins talking.
Was watching the intro and thinking how fine looking Jon is
Link to the case, Jon?
Jon looks good in a hat and t shirt
The merch is Designed by Genius Bar in California. Assembled in China.
Maybe the events going to be “a little spooky”
Sam as President and Jon as First Lady.
awesome on the sick in advance, you could start taking zinc and other vitamins/minerals immediately and likely lessen the oncoming severity a bit
Can I redesign your merch for the next drop… let’s put some creativity in it!
Jon & Sam has my vote!
Yeah boys love ❤️ watching you guys wax poetic 🎉
I love these intros haha
Jon for president and Sam for 1st lady
Sorry Sam but it’s you that gets to redecorate the White House, Jon has the pants on. Hahaha 🤣.
Guys whatever you do just make sure I can still buy that hat when my paycheck comes on the 25th… I’m shipping out to the army 2 days later so I’ll miss my window of opportunity if you don’t let me 😢
I agree with the comment for Jon as president
Im here before the time stamps
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That smelly thing is amazing. Where’s the link??? You can make doll hairs on links you put out, I’ll buy it. I’ll buy two. One for the HVAC and one for the original idea. Hahaha 😝.
HomePod with a screen should be refferred as HomePad
My vote is Jon Prosser (President) Sam Kohl (first Gentleman)
new iPad mini!?🎉 Where is Jon?😂
You know what Apple could have done? Maybe I am wrong but if they just broke even with the Vision Pro or even took a small loss on each unit maybe they would sell a lot more of them and they could then make money from Vision Pro apps and extra stuff. That could maybe work.
Another thing I’ve been waiting for these companies to do with AI is kind of like the whole thing Google does an Apple does or will do once the AI is actually out, the whole thing with pointing the phone at something and asking what something is or what not. How about taking a screenshot on your phone of whatever you’re looking at whether it’s a TV show or a picture or anything and being able to just talk to the AI and say something like “I’d like to buy those pants. the man on the left is wearing.” And then maybe it wouldn’t work with pants but just imagine if all of a sudden it would know exactly what the pants the guys wearing and take you to the website to the link to buy it. Something like sunglasses or a cooler would probably be better because it would be obvious what brand it is. Like say you’re watching a show and there’s a yeti cooler. You could either pause it or take a screenshot and say I’d like to buy one of those coolers and then it would know exactly what you’re talking about. It would know exactly where you can buy it, etc. Does anybody do that yet? Think of all the Buku bucks they could make driving business to a website every time somebody uses that feature. So basically you could look at anything any scene and ask what something is where it is what it is and not only that but it could take you to a website to buy it. Or if you’re watching a video of someone in Tahiti you could just say something like I’d like to buy tickets to go there and it would know exactly where the place is and therefore it would take you to a website to buy plane ticketsor something like that. I don’t think I’ve seen that anywhere.
always enjoy watching you guys, but don't try to force me to buy a shirt and hat. just bring them back 🤷🏾♂
October 28 is my late mother’s birthday n we are supposed to get iOS 18.1 version releases that day too 😊❤
I miss the old front page tech with stories of the day. Shyt was funny.
My Mini event is Oct 23
I need that case! Please share brand/model!!! 😩
3 minutes in and we’re already in idiot bar 🤪
The word is inedible, stay in school kids!
JP and SK.. just to avoid a First Lady with a beard..
Jon president and San for First Lady, no brainer
O MY GOD sam please keep your shirt 👕 on! I can’t unseen what I be witnessed. Sam hopefully you were not watching dark mode whilst recording this episode? I rather you didn’t expose yourself lol 😂
Luke Miani president, Jon and Sam first ladies 😂
Jon Prosser, Sam Kohl gets my vote
Jon loves talking in a baby voice
John is president, Sam is First Lady ❤
Jon for Pres!
1:08:02 why that cut?
Do u guys think that one of the new apple ceo‘s could bring back the apple car?
A $1000 a year to make your house smell......Crazy.