Sorry, We Need To Talk About Thomas Tuchel

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  • @pazma1
    @pazma1 Місяць тому +1847

    As an Irishman, I am very disappointed that England didn't hire an English manager. They might win something now.

    • @unfixablegop
      @unfixablegop Місяць тому +104

      Your disappointment is much more rational than theirs.

    • @veryrancid3128
      @veryrancid3128 Місяць тому +9

      "It's like people only do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad."

    • @un6505
      @un6505 Місяць тому +1

      sounds like michael isn't allowed to comment on channels associated with the one that must not be named from his main account

    • @rezarfar
      @rezarfar Місяць тому +3

      To be fair, they did try that for the better part of a decade and got absolutely nowhere with it 😂.

    • @jameslitz9819
      @jameslitz9819 Місяць тому +2

      I get the sentiment but it's not like Sven (RIP) and Capello were any good at the job despite Gerrard, Lampard, Rooney, Ferdinand, Scholes, Cole etc all in their primes were playing. Still for the best though since there's not really any good English managers out there.

  • @woodside4life
    @woodside4life Місяць тому +1573

    “Black players probably hate racial abuse.”
    Thanks, Nigel 👍

    • @octavianpopescu4776
      @octavianpopescu4776 Місяць тому +35

      I hope he starts a campaign for England to Brexit out of UEFA too.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Місяць тому +9

      ​@@octavianpopescu4776 yes based take!

    • @mmccggiillll
      @mmccggiillll Місяць тому +9

      Bet you'd call him a racist even more if he didn't say it👀 If so people like you force him to state the obvious.

    • @rog23dodge
      @rog23dodge Місяць тому +4

      This is one of your best and most brutally honest videos so far . Thank you sir 👍🏿

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life Місяць тому +12

      @@mmccggiillll Alrighty then, hope your comment helps you sleep better at night.

  • @christopherreynolds9254
    @christopherreynolds9254 Місяць тому +395

    ‘A dark day for England - the FA have appointed a world class, tactically astute manager’. It’s a weird take from the media outlets

    • @bricktop.
      @bricktop. Місяць тому +36

      " We are on a dangerous path with this foreign appointment. It's a slippery slope that will lead to us potentially winning a trophy. And that's just not cricket old chap" - Media.

    • @One.Zero.One101
      @One.Zero.One101 Місяць тому +3

      Social Media is a machine that needs talking points for fuel. No issue is too small or trivial.

    • @Lukesmithbrfc
      @Lukesmithbrfc Місяць тому +5

      TBH, Sven and Capello were not English and didn't get very far. Capello was especially bad.

    • @jrton1366
      @jrton1366 Місяць тому

      @@christopherreynolds9254 Like Fabio Capello, “Christopher”?

    • @rogink
      @rogink Місяць тому +2

      He has an 18 month contract. The FA have great faith!

  • @jekanyika
    @jekanyika Місяць тому +324

    I didn't realise no English managers had won the PL while two Scottish managers have.

    • @wull4802
      @wull4802 Місяць тому +31

      A manager from Chile has one it as well.

    • @jimsbooksreadingandstuff
      @jimsbooksreadingandstuff Місяць тому +23

      Howard Wilkinson was the last English manager to manage a top flight winning team with Leeds United, in the old Division One.

    • @Diceslice
      @Diceslice Місяць тому +21

      It's actually insane that no English manager has won the PL...

    • @dancingdude4
      @dancingdude4 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@jimsbooksreadingandstuff wasn't that team one of the most hated teams in the top division because of how they won it as well? Or am I getting my Leeds teams mixed up? 😂

    • @Tonynotsoprano
      @Tonynotsoprano Місяць тому +6

      Not since Brian clough 😂😂 it’s been ages

  • @muhammadmusa6276
    @muhammadmusa6276 Місяць тому +1108

    "Taking the jobs of our native racists" is diabolical 😂😂😂😂

    • @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
      @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 Місяць тому +61

      The racists can’t even have racism for themselves anymore I almost feel bad for them😂

    • @Blaze-2457
      @Blaze-2457 Місяць тому

      Muhammad the re tard n0nce knows all about racism😂😂😂

    • @Blaze-2457
      @Blaze-2457 Місяць тому +6

      The pdf file warlord you’re named after knows all about racism😂

    • @Blaze-2457
      @Blaze-2457 Місяць тому

      @@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986keep projecting ra cist 🤡

    • @Blaze-2457
      @Blaze-2457 Місяць тому +3

      @@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986the wacists😂😂😂😂 keep projecting kiddo

  • @LearnHittite
    @LearnHittite Місяць тому +360

    Tuchel has shown tremendous warmth towards England and English football. He's been open about wanting to return to England and so for me I'd rather have him as manager then some tax avoiding inept who spends most of their time burning themselves on the Costa del Sol.
    If Tuchel at some point decides to join in with singing God Save the King and maybe even at some point he comes to identify as being at least part English - based on the fact that he's lived in England for some time, has mastered the language and has made a tangible contribution to the nation (as our national team manager) then I'd be happy to call him a fellow countryman.
    Good luck Mr Tuchel. I'm looking forward to this next stage in the England story.

    • @booradley6832
      @booradley6832 Місяць тому +8

      TBH I started paying attention to football more regularly when he was with Chelsea and nothing about him really gave it away to me that he wasnt English. Given I didnt listen to interviews closely but even then he's got the language down better than 2/3 of Americans or Brits.

    • @HHHBFResurrected
      @HHHBFResurrected Місяць тому +27

      That's the funniest thing about the racist angle via/Tuchel. Not only has he repeatedly expressed an affinity with English football, but he's felt unappreciated in Germany for awhile now. The German press mocked this appointment, labelled it desperate.
      I'm sure he'd take just as much satisfaction & pride at knocking Germany out at the World Cup as England manager as an Englishmen would. Probably more as his reasons for it go beyond some archaic sense of values, it's a personal prejudice for him.

    • @dondamon4669
      @dondamon4669 Місяць тому +1

      Your talking rubbish 😂

    • @billpugh58
      @billpugh58 Місяць тому +12

      @@dondamon4669 You’re! English is difficult for non natives speakers

    • @djstuc
      @djstuc Місяць тому

      @@billpugh58 *native

  • @ebthegt5572
    @ebthegt5572 Місяць тому +643

    If it were Klopp, people would be leaping over the moon for the news.

    • @Kuromori-v9z
      @Kuromori-v9z Місяць тому +115

      Nah, the british outlets would still find a way to turn it around and come up with the most disgustingly xenophobic headline.

    • @masterplokoon8803
      @masterplokoon8803 Місяць тому +68

      The people who overthrew their British king because he didn't want to discriminate against catholics and then invited a German dynasty to rule complaining about a German manager.😅

    • @alss1998
      @alss1998 Місяць тому +11

      They'd be less angry about the German thing but there'd be more uproar about his ties to Liverpool and the whole Scouse not English thing.

    • @ivanmcgann1989
      @ivanmcgann1989 Місяць тому +3

      There is a sense that the blowback was partially (not near fully) down to thinking Pep might take it

    • @keithewright
      @keithewright Місяць тому +2

      @@masterplokoon8803 Aye but that King was Scottish, and if there is anything worse than a German...😃

  • @joshmiller7777
    @joshmiller7777 Місяць тому +459

    That intro was gold 😂😂😂

    • @gordieramsey287
      @gordieramsey287 Місяць тому +3

      Harsh on poor old Mikel mind

    • @wolfmauler
      @wolfmauler 25 днів тому

      A gold hammer & sickle, yes 😄👍🏻

  • @leonfoster5397
    @leonfoster5397 Місяць тому +340

    Day 3 of Requesting Top 7 Best Footballer Hair Transplants

    • @kevinpreciado4740
      @kevinpreciado4740 Місяць тому +8

      No. 1 definetly Beckham

    • @HonestTom1892
      @HonestTom1892 Місяць тому +4

      Keep it going bro 💪

    • @leonfoster5397
      @leonfoster5397 Місяць тому

      @@kevinpreciado4740 Townsend for me

    • @Bale4Bond
      @Bale4Bond Місяць тому +2

      Atleast an interesting and less pathetically presented topic.

    • @JoseFranco9
      @JoseFranco9 Місяць тому +4

      Iker Casillas is elite here

  • @jedsithor
    @jedsithor Місяць тому +106

    What's hilarious to me is how one sided the supposed rivalry between England and Germany is. The Germans don't care about England. Oh Englands beat them in a final 6 decades ago. Boo hoo. West Germany and Germany have won 3 Euros and 3 World Cups since 1966. They moved on a long time ago.Their big rivals are the Dutch and think it's hilarious that Tuchel is managing England.

    • @rogerioceni2640
      @rogerioceni2640 Місяць тому +12

      @@jedsithor Nobody under 50 in England thinks of it as a proper “rivalry” either.

    • @cartmenez7
      @cartmenez7 Місяць тому +11

      Majority in Germany is kind of afraid of the England team under tuchels command...suddenly they are serious contenders. Under Southgate you knew that sooner or later they would disappoint

    • @fedreccinnodante4799
      @fedreccinnodante4799 Місяць тому +1

      That was a tournament qualifier, chief! Keep up!

    • @BillyBob-e3p
      @BillyBob-e3p Місяць тому +1

      We've just beat the Dutch in a semi final with an English manager so they haven't really got much to laugh about.

    • @benzo___
      @benzo___ Місяць тому +17

      ​@@BillyBob-e3p point being nobody cares, I'm German, can confirm, literally don't give a shit about England in football
      we just hate the Premier League because it stands for everything wrong in modern football

  • @masterplokoon8803
    @masterplokoon8803 Місяць тому +120

    A country that overthrew its British (Scottish) dynasty because the king didn't want to discriminate against catholics and then handed the throne to a German dynasty because the legitimate British claimants were catholic, complaining about a German manager is hilarious.😅

    • @dopeyrelaxingsounds8607
      @dopeyrelaxingsounds8607 Місяць тому +8

      Your comment is far from British. I've got a feeling you made it on an object that was "Made in China"!

    • @nicknewman7848
      @nicknewman7848 Місяць тому

      The indigenous 'white English' are the genetic descendents of the Angles, Saxons and Jutes. All Germanic tribes. They're complaining about themselves.

    • @Blaze-2457
      @Blaze-2457 Місяць тому

      No one is complaining about tuchel 😂😂 😂😂 keep stalling propaganda from this Marxist🤡😂😂😂😂

    • @BillyBob-e3p
      @BillyBob-e3p Місяць тому +4

      It wasn't because he didn't want to discriminate against Catholics.
      It was because he wanted to ignore Parliament.

    • @masterplokoon8803
      @masterplokoon8803 Місяць тому +9

      @@BillyBob-e3p he wanted to end discrimination against catholics while Parliament didn't. Hence why he was seen as "ignoring Parliament" because he did ignore their draconian policies against catholics and religious minorities and that is what angered them.

  • @rohithraman6488
    @rohithraman6488 Місяць тому +91

    Funny thing is that Curtis Woodhouse is so passionately against having a foreign manager under any circumstances, but a tweet resurfaced from a couple of years ago saying Southgate shouldn't manage England at the 2022 World Cup and that we should bring in Wenger (a Frenchman) short term...

    • @ViicSee
      @ViicSee Місяць тому +35

      He doesn’t actually care, almost nobody does. They’re all just doing it for attention

    • @finleyrosebud5791
      @finleyrosebud5791 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@ViicSee that and to sell supplements. So, so many supplements...

  • @lucaslonchampt613
    @lucaslonchampt613 Місяць тому +240

    Alfie apologises so often, I wonder if he has Canadian roots

    • @lewisblackwiththenicehair
      @lewisblackwiththenicehair Місяць тому +34

      Next video title: "Sorry, I am not Canadian"

    • @nice_toes_xx
      @nice_toes_xx Місяць тому

      Where do you think Canadians got the habit from

    • @kakun63
      @kakun63 Місяць тому

      Well canadians have elected a clown now

    • @cyan_oxy6734
      @cyan_oxy6734 Місяць тому +18

      Pretty sure the Canadians got that from the British. We have a saying in Germany that when you step an Englishman on his toes he'll apologize.

    • @josevalente3180
      @josevalente3180 Місяць тому +2

      @@cyan_oxy6734😂

  • @abhiss6705
    @abhiss6705 Місяць тому +137

    Bro went in hard

  • @georgef822
    @georgef822 Місяць тому +164

    So...
    Only 3 managers out of 20 in the Premier League are English (4 if you want to include Russell Martin. Born in England but represented Scotland). The 3/4 English managers haven't won a single major trophy between them and the last English manager to win one of 4 trophies was Harry Redknapp in 2008...16 Years ago.
    No English manager has won the Premier League. The last English manager to win the 1st division was Howard Wilkinson in 1992...32 years ago.
    The vast majority of the backroom staff are foreign.
    Only 2 owners / majority shareholders out of 20 in the Premier League are English.
    Under 50% of the players in the Premier League are English. (think it's about 40% but don't have the data to hand).
    But all of the sudden it's a big problem that we've got a foreign person managing England...

    • @magicalhikari5859
      @magicalhikari5859 Місяць тому +50

      You forgot to mention the manager of the Euro-winning England Women’s team is Dutch, meaning there is precedent for *an* English national team having a foreign coach

    • @joshuafrimpong244
      @joshuafrimpong244 Місяць тому +9

      Another thing is that no English manager has won the premier league, since 1985 only two have won the main league twice (Scotland may be to blame), when you did have an English manager there were so many insulting his style of play. To remind those (not you), his worst performance at a tournament was a quarter final finish in the world cup against France.
      To me, the English fans really remind me of Ghanaian fans, but in a way better position: they can never be happy, nor patient, with their managers

    • @LordShadow593
      @LordShadow593 Місяць тому +10

      True this, Take this into account.
      Last time an English manager to win the Premier league/First division: 1992
      Last time an English manager to win Champions League/Europacup 1: 1984
      Last time an English manager to win: FA cup: 2008
      Last time an English manager to win: League cup: 2004

    • @buatmainml1284
      @buatmainml1284 Місяць тому +2

      I'm not british, but isn't england and germany are rival? i think it will be different if they appoint other foreign manager than german manager.. maybe like guardiola or unai emery, or like slot or koeman, or maybe like bielsa or laudrupp.. didn't think they'll angry about it. but idk

    • @VyCanisMajoris3
      @VyCanisMajoris3 Місяць тому +15

      *Makes coaching licenses 4 times more expensive than the next highest major nation*
      "Why don't we have any good managers????!!"

  • @peterdoodle5132
    @peterdoodle5132 Місяць тому +61

    "You daft old hobbit" - this made me snort out loud in work. So funny 😂

  • @felixbache5369
    @felixbache5369 Місяць тому +17

    Alfie is slowly transitioning into full on stand-up and I'm here for it

  • @SilliusSodus
    @SilliusSodus Місяць тому +176

    The Daily Mail once again being a national disgrace :/ oddly enough they were VERY keen on the Germans going all Brownshirty during the 20’s and 30’s.
    Edit: Alfie mentioned it during the vid.

    • @joshuafrimpong244
      @joshuafrimpong244 Місяць тому +1

      Wait, what?

    • @SilliusSodus
      @SilliusSodus Місяць тому +30

      @@joshuafrimpong244 It’s very true. There’s plenty of old releases of The Daily Mail before the outbreak of WW2 that were very keen on German Fascism. You might be even be able to find some examples on the Internet if u look hard enough.

    • @willywonka7812
      @willywonka7812 Місяць тому

      ​@@joshuafrimpong244yes, the Daily Mail were pro- fasc ism leading up to WW2. Still are, mind you

    • @joshuafrimpong244
      @joshuafrimpong244 Місяць тому +1

      @@SilliusSodus bruh

    • @samuelvimes5770
      @samuelvimes5770 Місяць тому +4

      isn´t the owner of the daily mail one of these patriots who prefer to live on the continent ?

  • @RyuzakiTaiyou
    @RyuzakiTaiyou Місяць тому +89

    Best German players in the premier league of all time. (Day 688)
    Alternativly you could do "Best German players who played outside the Bundesliga" or something like that if you prefer.
    I will not give up until the video is made or Alfie himself tells me to stop. Everyone else telling me that will be ignored.
    If you don't believe my number, just go back to the previous videos. I'm at the bottom most of the time, but I'm there.

    • @beigegecko
      @beigegecko Місяць тому

      dammit Alfie notice the man

    • @spacehos
      @spacehos Місяць тому +7

      I believe in you

    • @bricktop.
      @bricktop. Місяць тому

      Klinsmann, Ziege, Hamman, Lehmann , Ballack, Rudiger.
      Probably a few others but I'm on the bog so don't really have a ton of time to think about it right now.

    • @stthcnths
      @stthcnths Місяць тому +1

      ​@@bricktop.Trautmann, Özil, Mertesacker, huth, Gündoğan

    • @MrIkOgNiTo
      @MrIkOgNiTo Місяць тому +3

      ​@@stthcnths
      👍🏻 Any dude who played with the broken neck needs to be mentioned. Legendary

  • @jez2466
    @jez2466 Місяць тому +14

    The Netherlands reached the 1978 WC Final with Austrian Ernst Happel as manager.

  • @sayansameer
    @sayansameer Місяць тому +36

    damn Alfie wasn't this savage when I used to watch this channel a few years back

    • @unfixablegop
      @unfixablegop Місяць тому +1

      The internet radicalizes you. 🙂

    • @GinkgoPete
      @GinkgoPete Місяць тому +14

      He has to live in England. It really gets to people.

    • @Kuromori-v9z
      @Kuromori-v9z Місяць тому +5

      @@GinkgoPete Also helps that he's a Hull supporter so he's being transformed by the pain.

  • @mwain91
    @mwain91 Місяць тому +62

    Meanwhile, at the United States National Team:
    "We just don't want to suck anymore"

    • @letigreaffamata5472
      @letigreaffamata5472 Місяць тому

      Hot dog!

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 Місяць тому +3

      Australia: Come back Guus, come back!
      (Guus Hiddink, Dutchman who had success managing our side)

    • @arnethone3220
      @arnethone3220 29 днів тому

      ​@@letigreaffamata5472😂😂😂😂haha

    • @arnethone3220
      @arnethone3220 29 днів тому

      ​@@letigreaffamata5472spat out my drink

  • @Zesty869
    @Zesty869 Місяць тому +63

    But WiLl He SiNg Da NaShNuL aNtHeM??!
    Fucking melts. Not even our own players and fans can sing the national anthem. No one seems to know the words and everyone is out of time and key.
    You watch Wales and they raise the roof in beautiful, bombastic harmony.
    You watch England and everyone's mumbling and stumbling because they've got all the musical talent of beached whale being dragged back into the sea.

    • @Blaze-2457
      @Blaze-2457 Місяць тому +3

      Melts😂😂😂😂😂😂 wales😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 music talent😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this isn’t X factor go back to watching love island kid and knoshing over Tom jones

    • @martinj.fowler6262
      @martinj.fowler6262 Місяць тому

      It's a sh1t anthem. I'm as English as anyone and I think the national anthem is sycophantic trash.

    • @bricktop.
      @bricktop. Місяць тому +8

      To be completely fair here, it's not a singing competition.
      Most football players can hardly even speak properly let alone perform a song.
      And also our national anthem is literally the most boring unemotional nonsense ever.

    • @Vahapetautus
      @Vahapetautus Місяць тому

      Tbf the national anthem is dogshit. Fuck the king. Fuck the queen. I wouldn’t sing for them.

    • @Mlaargaar
      @Mlaargaar Місяць тому

      ⁠@@Blaze-2457”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” petulant child.

  • @pesiganfrancisluisd.1461
    @pesiganfrancisluisd.1461 Місяць тому +17

    England needs a winner no matter if he is English or Not, as long as England is winning. Best of luck Mr. Tuchel! From the Philippines

  • @LordShadow593
    @LordShadow593 Місяць тому +29

    The last time English managers won something:
    Last time an English manager to win the Premier league/First division: 1992
    Last time an English manager to win Champions League/Europacup 1: 1984
    Last time an English manager to win: FA cup: 2008
    Last time an English manager to win: League cup: 2004
    Last time an English National Team manager to win World cup: 1966
    No English manager has evere won the Euro's...

    • @beast0blood
      @beast0blood Місяць тому +1

      To add to that list for anyone still in doubt about the quality of English managers... One of the most recent managers to win on that list was Steve McClaren, whom England have already appointed (to disastrous effect 😅)

  • @LiftandCoa
    @LiftandCoa Місяць тому +7

    As a german i have just one thing to say:
    Youre welcome England, now you finally have a world class manager able to utilize the best national team of the past 4-6 years.

  • @jaikee9477
    @jaikee9477 Місяць тому +7

    They have a German king, they have a giant painting of German G.F. Handel at the heart of Westminster who had a massive impact on English culture, they literally crown their kings and queens to German music ... but a German coach? Now THAT'S impossible! 😂

  • @glennaldosf
    @glennaldosf Місяць тому +25

    Apparently Scottish, Irish and fans from all countries other than England were disappointed England didn't appoint an English manager

  • @LoogiBalloogi
    @LoogiBalloogi Місяць тому +15

    Honestly, I couldn't care less if the English manager is German. I just care if they're a good manager. Based on his CV, Thomas Tuchel seems like a good fit.

  • @MrPhonics87
    @MrPhonics87 Місяць тому +16

    Been waiting for this to drop, didn’t disappoint. Bravo Alfie.

  • @TheWhirlDeluxe
    @TheWhirlDeluxe Місяць тому +17

    Alfie's gone IN again and I'm DYING 🤣
    Right as always.

  • @edvin34
    @edvin34 Місяць тому +15

    Tuchel is probably the best manager England could’ve gotten. Already adored by Chelsea fans aswell

    • @ILikedGooglePlus
      @ILikedGooglePlus Місяць тому

      Yeah if he can win over those bigots, he could get the whole country

  • @Endril_xy
    @Endril_xy Місяць тому +4

    You’re probably the most sound Englishman I’ve come across so far in my life.
    Please never change!

  • @gtdr5616
    @gtdr5616 Місяць тому +116

    You know what we say about this in Germany?
    "We wouldnt have any problems with appointing a top English manager as national coach ..." *everyone in the room dies from laughter*

    • @maximusg88
      @maximusg88 Місяць тому +20

      I genuinely think the Germans would be open to appointing and English manager if they‘d be in the same situation as England now. They almost appointed Van Gaal last time around.

    • @No1LukasGrahamFan
      @No1LukasGrahamFan Місяць тому +12

      @@maximusg88Which English manager? There are no good ones

    • @cell2179
      @cell2179 Місяць тому +14

      To be fair, there are plenty of far better German managers than there are English. Flick, Nagelsmann, Tuchel, Klopp, Schmidt and Hoeness are all better than every English manager. Maybe Howe is better than a couple there but there's no reason Germany would appoint an Englishman for that reason alone

    • @ILikedGooglePlus
      @ILikedGooglePlus Місяць тому +5

      SouthGoat has a proven track record of getting to finals, you could go for him 😘

    • @djstuc
      @djstuc Місяць тому +5

      @@No1LukasGrahamFan whooosh.

  • @rogerioceni2640
    @rogerioceni2640 Місяць тому +16

    If anything, having a foreign coach is less against the spirit of international football than having foreign ringers in your starting XI like Italy and Spain do.

  • @albertmiller2electricbooga897
    @albertmiller2electricbooga897 Місяць тому +15

    Foreign managers just seem so much further ahead than English ones, like the English candidates look like they still drink all through the offseason while Tuchel or whoever are going on diets to set examples for their players

  • @damonh9668
    @damonh9668 Місяць тому +24

    This is half an hour of Alfie shutting up idiots and I love it

    • @cameroncopus9737
      @cameroncopus9737 Місяць тому

      What's idiotic about wanting an Englishman as England Manager?

    • @damonh9668
      @damonh9668 Місяць тому +3

      @@cameroncopus9737 nothing idiotic about wanting an English manager, i would like an english manager, but saying you'd rather we lose with one than win a world cup with a german one is, also making it out to be all doom and gloom if we have a foreign manager.

    • @adriandenton6637
      @adriandenton6637 Місяць тому +2

      @@cameroncopus9737 Cos generally there's far more things in life to worry about. Southgate was as english as you can be and the idiots went out to make his life miserable.

    • @soundscape26
      @soundscape26 Місяць тому +2

      @@cameroncopus9737 It's not idiotic but it reduces considerably your chances of winning since the pool of talent is quite small.

    • @cameroncopus9737
      @cameroncopus9737 Місяць тому

      @@damonh9668Trouble is if we win something its not really England that's won it, its an Anglo German victory which taints it in my eyes

  • @siphemanana2551
    @siphemanana2551 Місяць тому +42

    Damn. Uncensored swearing at HITC Sevens…that’s a first 😂

    • @peterplayz7215
      @peterplayz7215 Місяць тому +4

      he said fuck in the vid on jim ratcliffe, but I've been watching for a while and that was the first time I've ever heard him swear

    • @siphemanana2551
      @siphemanana2551 Місяць тому +4

      @@peterplayz7215 tbf I haven’t watched that video yet but damn guess his Hull City team is really getting to him 😅

    • @peterplayz7215
      @peterplayz7215 Місяць тому

      @@siphemanana2551 :O

  • @nleak92
    @nleak92 Місяць тому +29

    The reaction to Tuchel being appointed has been embarrassing, I do hope he proves all the naysayers wrong

    • @bricktop.
      @bricktop. Місяць тому +3

      Be absolutely f*cling HILARIOUS if he wins the world cup playing super attacking football then slams the trophy on the desk at the post match presser and just walks off. Ultimate mic drop moment.

  • @Ssweis23
    @Ssweis23 Місяць тому +13

    Let's not forget that football purist Harry Redknapp managed the national team of my beloved Jordan

  • @beigegecko
    @beigegecko Місяць тому +19

    Alfie is absolutely on fire with this one 🔥

  • @CTOTHER
    @CTOTHER Місяць тому +15

    The outrage is hilarious from certain “experts” and British media outlets

  • @josheybmcoc8437
    @josheybmcoc8437 Місяць тому +4

    English man here, I am personally extremely happy with the Tuchel appointment. I think if the manager speaks English and understands/respects our culture than there shouldn’t be any issue with it

  • @bleedingpepper
    @bleedingpepper Місяць тому +4

    RE: The Beatles and Beetles
    As a 9 year old, during an end of term quiz at school, we were once asked "name the four Beatles". As a child, I was woefully lacking in musical knowledge and proceeded (along with two friends who I was teamed up with) to list 4 beetles - dung beetle, stag beetle etc. It got a chuckle out of the teacher (who was a massive Beatles fan).

  • @TheOmniscientAtheist
    @TheOmniscientAtheist Місяць тому +19

    I think I speak for 95% of England fans when I say I don't care about the ethnicity of the players, or the nationality of the manager. I just want the best players on the pitch, and the best manager available in charge of them. The press and so called pundits have shown how far out of touch they are. I just want us to win something. Tuchel seems like a smart choice to me, I'm excited to see what he can come up with.

    • @adriandenton6637
      @adriandenton6637 Місяць тому +4

      yea, I would say most people really don't care. Just some of the old nationalist gammon and the daily mail speaking their immature attention seeking nonsense.

    • @mazdakmina9493
      @mazdakmina9493 Місяць тому

      So less than 5% of the British voted for Brexit?!
      You can stop pretending England does not have a long and disturbing racist history that continues to plague the nation to this day! The ignorance is astounding!
      You're right that *no one* should care about race when choosing players, but you're absolutely naive if you believe "95% of England fans" don't care!

    • @Lawlz4Dayzz
      @Lawlz4Dayzz Місяць тому

      Prob should still have the players at least born or raised in their national team countries tho

  • @ezraezra2928
    @ezraezra2928 Місяць тому +7

    Things you should notice:
    1.Only 3 out of 20 current Premier League managers were an English.
    2.The last time an English manager had won the trophies was Harry Redknapp in 2008 with Portsmouth (FA Cup).
    3.The last time an English manager had won the league happened just before the inaugural season of the Premier League, which was Howard Wilkinson with Leeds United in 1992.
    4.The last time an English manager had won the European Cup/Champions League was Joe Fagan with Liverpool in 1984, although Bobby Robson being the last one if we counted all European club competitions (he led Barcelona to the 1997 Cup Winners Cup triumph).
    5.Even worse, there are only 2 Premier League clubs whose owners/majority shareholders being English.
    6.No foreign coach has ever managed to win the World Cup. This is another big problem.
    George Raynor in Sweden 1958 and Ernst Happel in 1978 were the only 2 foreigners that had almost won the World Cup.
    The women's side also followed this script. Last year, England did lose the World Cup Final to Spain with their foreign coach from the Netherlands (Sarina Wiegman).

    • @tk80mufa5
      @tk80mufa5 Місяць тому +2

      Hey , first time for everything 🤞😉

    • @bthunderbolt4101
      @bthunderbolt4101 Місяць тому

      Who's the 3rd english manager, i can only think of Howe and O'Neil.

    • @beast0blood
      @beast0blood Місяць тому

      @@bthunderbolt4101 Sean Dyche (Everton)

  • @johnnyrose5941
    @johnnyrose5941 Місяць тому +2

    Oh, I've waited for this video. Love you, Alfie, stay sane, don't ever change.

  • @bingo96-y5l
    @bingo96-y5l Місяць тому +8

    To be England manager they should make applicants answer questions from the UK citizenship test. Nice easy questions like,"How long can you use a driving licence from another country to drive in the UK?" or "King Edward I of England annexed Wales to the crown of England by which statute?" You are not English if you can't answer these.

    • @keiphysheegie
      @keiphysheegie Місяць тому +7

      😂😂 99% of the people who moan about foreigners couldn't answer those questions 😂😂😂

    • @bruno5137
      @bruno5137 Місяць тому +1

      12 months for the drivers licence, and the Statue of Rhodllan in 1280-something?? I didn't want to Google but I think that's more or less right. And I actually sat the Life in the UK test as an immigrant about 15 years ago.

  • @mhsteamupbro
    @mhsteamupbro Місяць тому +43

    Nigel Farage is the last person I'd expect to know anything about football 😂

    • @mhsteamupbro
      @mhsteamupbro Місяць тому +13

      Oh nevermind, he's back to talking about communist Marxists 🤣

    • @MatheusFernandes-xf4zm
      @MatheusFernandes-xf4zm Місяць тому

      English politicians are only proficient in tax evasion

    • @Virgil191
      @Virgil191 Місяць тому +19

      @@mhsteamupbropep guardiola with his woke tiki takka immigrant communist nonsense 😤

    • @rohithraman6488
      @rohithraman6488 Місяць тому

      Even Piers Morgan was speaking sense on this topic

    • @booradley6832
      @booradley6832 Місяць тому

      As a foreigner I have to say though, Nigel is incredibly charismatic as a speaker. He is very dangerous when he's fighting for something that makes even a little bit of sense. That's part of how Brexit happened, he was able to drum up support on a legitimate issue without getting bogged down in the specifics of it. If it had to be a clear comparison of the issue and the consequences of course they would have lost, but with someone like that you dont have to talk about those boring but important parts. Especially when Brussels gave him a lot of ammunition to work with.
      TBH he's who I wish Trump was. I dont agree with either of them at all but when it comes to populist rhetoric if I had to choose one of them, its Nigel. Also I believe he doesnt openly Crime quite as hard.

  • @lukephillipsmedia
    @lukephillipsmedia Місяць тому +2

    This is by far and away the best football channel on UA-cam I am laughing every video

  • @WGK90
    @WGK90 Місяць тому +3

    Alfie, take a fucking bow, youre a national treasure. Never change lad. I love you.

  • @ChubbyChecker182
    @ChubbyChecker182 Місяць тому +20

    Southgate was the Golden Age, people will look back fondly on his era, especially as they wont have to watch the actual games.

  • @bodofzt
    @bodofzt Місяць тому +3

    The fjords and hammer throwing callback is one of the best jokes ever lmao

  • @arielayo
    @arielayo Місяць тому +13

    Dean Ashton’s opinion about Tuchel almost killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @twinpapitha3rd
    @twinpapitha3rd Місяць тому +4

    25:28 talking about Tuchel at this point in detail is wild 😂😂😂😂 love this channel man

  • @OTGT26
    @OTGT26 Місяць тому +6

    You went in on this one Alfie! Love it 🤣

  • @iori1303
    @iori1303 Місяць тому +45

    I visit England now and then and holy shit, some of the newspapers over there are openly racist... like what the hell.

    • @Serge-cm5my
      @Serge-cm5my Місяць тому

      British tabloids are scum

    • @nigelpluck3342
      @nigelpluck3342 Місяць тому +1

      Certain English alledged “newspapers” always have been

  • @destbolt23
    @destbolt23 Місяць тому +8

    Gianni Foreigner, crazy work

    • @777jimothy
      @777jimothy Місяць тому +2

      Isn't he the head of FIFA now?

  • @StamfordBridge
    @StamfordBridge Місяць тому +30

    The irony is that England have struck the jackpot in landing Tuchel, whereas for Tuchel this job is a step down.

    • @jimbob-robob
      @jimbob-robob 29 днів тому +1

      Money aside, coaching an international team like England, Italy, Netherlands etc, is usually a pinnacle of a manager's career.
      Tuchel was unemployed anyway, so even though he will get less than he did at Bayern, £5million is still a bit better THAN £ZERO.
      So no, a step up not down...

    • @tyrellking6332
      @tyrellking6332 27 днів тому +1

      @@jimbob-robob No its a step down for sure tuchel has been more succesful then the england national team.
      He's the prize in this sitation. England clearly needs him.

  • @xene_o_o
    @xene_o_o Місяць тому +6

    i'm 100% sure that nobody would care if Kompany would have been apointed

  • @askpekawa
    @askpekawa Місяць тому +2

    Wow! Didn’t expect that face to that voice. Keep up the good work

  • @bjBMB
    @bjBMB Місяць тому +9

    As a completely outsider in this story, I thought all the buzz was because England and Germany are football rivals (like I believe Brazilians would demand the head of the FA president if they were to elect a Argentinian manager but they are demanding a foreign manager (Ancelotti, Mourinho, Jorge Jesus)) but now I see is actually a deeper problem

    • @TheWhirlDeluxe
      @TheWhirlDeluxe Місяць тому +5

      Alfie's covered something like that in a video before - England fans think they have rivalries with all sorts of teams, while our "rivals" have other teams as their rivals.

    • @tornadoduck
      @tornadoduck Місяць тому +3

      i dont think germany cares nearly as much as england do, its not comparable to brazil-argentina or italy-germany for a european counterpart.

    • @daquaviousbingleton9763
      @daquaviousbingleton9763 Місяць тому

      @@tornadoduckwhy would you wanna be rivals with people who have smacked your arse every time you’ve dealt with them. That’s why they try and forget 🤫🤫

    • @maximusg88
      @maximusg88 Місяць тому +1

      @@tornadoduckyes. Germany‘s main rivals are the Netherlands and Italy

    • @MatheusFernandes-xf4zm
      @MatheusFernandes-xf4zm Місяць тому +1

      The great hope of the Brazilians was the appointment of ancelotti as coach.

  • @arminxvs3372
    @arminxvs3372 Місяць тому +1

    I have never seen him so savage and funny.
    Great video!

  • @indianastones6032
    @indianastones6032 Місяць тому +6

    Alfie not pulling his punches when roasting an ex boxer!!!haha!! I didnt know i needed it, but yet im here for it!!

  • @KindredBrujah
    @KindredBrujah Місяць тому +1

    Your clarification about 'literal beetle' had me laughing heartily. Great work.

  • @GroinStrain_
    @GroinStrain_ Місяць тому +4

    In the title, you mean Entschuldigung, wir müssen über Thomas Tuchel reden.

  • @meelooxavier6502
    @meelooxavier6502 Місяць тому +1

    8:15 OMG, Alfie! I had to pause the video until I managed to stop laughing my ass off 😂😂

  • @arsa_ju
    @arsa_ju Місяць тому +26

    Just so you know, if England is going to win the Worldcup, we as Germans are going to claim that for our own and will celebrate the 5 Star

    • @ILikedGooglePlus
      @ILikedGooglePlus Місяць тому +6

      Appoint SouthGoat and we can both have two attempts every tournament
      (I would say England already get more than one attempt, as we'd definitely claim if it Wales won, but come on, like that'd ever happen)

    • @adam7802
      @adam7802 Місяць тому +3

      We'll celebrate together. I could care less, seeing England win would feel like a once in a lifetime achievement. You guys know how to drink so we'll have a great time!

    • @leandrometfan
      @leandrometfan Місяць тому +5

      As a Brazilian, being the only ones with 5 stars is the only thing keeping us relevant right now so dont claim it plz

    • @tomfox8551
      @tomfox8551 Місяць тому +2

      @@leandrometfaneveryone will dread if Germany gets a fifth, before Brazil’s sixth. Because you couldn’t argue that Germany aren’t, the best country at football. Because they’d have been, in more finals than Brazil.

    • @_BreathOfFreshAir_
      @_BreathOfFreshAir_ Місяць тому +1

      I feel it has to be mandatory to have your manager be from your own country, i say this as a Norwegian whose manager is absolute dogshit, and needs to go.

  • @bencooper6480
    @bencooper6480 Місяць тому +2

    Alfie swearing is the pick me up I needed today.

  • @jimbob-robob
    @jimbob-robob 29 днів тому +3

    Only THREE English managers in the EPL!? THAT is a disgrace! Don't mind Tuchel but it's obviously a symptom of a greater English soccer malaise with so much foreign talent preferred in the leagues...

  • @jzwadlo
    @jzwadlo Місяць тому

    A masterful dismantling of a deep-routed issue within even our own media. Bravo brother!
    *Subbed

  • @bjehulk
    @bjehulk Місяць тому +3

    Keith Woods put it best: “The team is half African but people are mad because the manager is German?”

  • @redraymondreddington853
    @redraymondreddington853 Місяць тому +1

    I love you Alfie and you're probably the funniest football channel on UA-cam 😂😂.

  • @unknownw973
    @unknownw973 Місяць тому +12

    “I don’t give a fuck where he’s from have you seen the state of his drip” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hannahbarley97
      @hannahbarley97 Місяць тому +4

      That part made me laugh out loud 😂😂

  • @njdcampbell99
    @njdcampbell99 Місяць тому +2

    christ, you have a perfect voice for radio not television

  • @hiddensword9387
    @hiddensword9387 28 днів тому +3

    There was also a lot of the 'far left' that claimed France's World Cup win in 2018 was also an African World Cup victory. So it doesn't just start and end with the 'far right'.

  • @sorenspunkt5374
    @sorenspunkt5374 Місяць тому +1

    One of your best videos. Made my day ❤

  • @wombatZ
    @wombatZ 29 днів тому +3

    We don't call FC Bayern, "FC Hollywood", in Germany

  • @dominiklemke3726
    @dominiklemke3726 Місяць тому

    I knew Alfie would've the best / most entertaining take on this and, oh my, I wasn't disappointed

  • @nhlakaniphohkhumaloh1507
    @nhlakaniphohkhumaloh1507 Місяць тому +2

    Its actually insane that no English manager has won the PL or CL.

  • @pauljmcmillan
    @pauljmcmillan Місяць тому

    Man this is the first time I've seen u. So used to just the commentary lol Top channel mate

  • @Aspiepilled
    @Aspiepilled Місяць тому +8

    Personally, i think no national team should have a foreign manager. You're not allowed to use foreign players so why can you use a foreign manager? If english managers suck then that's what we have to deal with until we can get better coaches

    • @jamesduffy7549
      @jamesduffy7549 Місяць тому +3

      This. We can't just draft left backs and dms in because we're weak in those areas. We've got what we've got and if we want better, we can't cheat or shortcut, we have to develop our own

    • @rupert909
      @rupert909 Місяць тому

      Why? Is there a reason or?

    • @jamesduffy7549
      @jamesduffy7549 Місяць тому

      @@rupert909 is there a reason we can't play rodri at dm?

    • @randyschwaggins
      @randyschwaggins Місяць тому +1

      Declan Rice played for Ireland before played for England

    • @Aspiepilled
      @Aspiepilled Місяць тому +1

      @randyschwaggins he was born in London, I don't have a strict rule set when it comes to who can play for England because that'll only invite racist rhetoric but you should have some connection to England whether it be birth place or close family ties to play/manage England

  • @hannahbone4207
    @hannahbone4207 29 днів тому

    Oh Alfie, this is an amazing 🤣😂🤣
    Thank you, as always, for your wonderful analysis.

  • @halcyon9911
    @halcyon9911 29 днів тому

    This was your funniest video to date, absolutely nailed the satire and I was CRYING from start to finish 😂😂

  • @B00tieW4rriOR
    @B00tieW4rriOR Місяць тому +30

    The hilarity of ‘ethnic-nationalism’ is it’s so arbitrary. At what point does someone ‘become native’?
    Any given person’s ancestors emigrated to Britain at some time or another, as humans are not, in fact, native to this region of the world.
    Also amazing how white British people get to call themselves whatever (Australian, American, South African, Expat).

    • @ArgHelo
      @ArgHelo Місяць тому +5

      I know, I make the same argument to people complaining about reparations etc. I'm not really any different to you, its all arbitrary and a social construct, live and let live.

    • @rogerioceni2640
      @rogerioceni2640 Місяць тому

      @@B00tieW4rriOR Bloody Beaker folk. Coming over here, rowing up the Tagus Estuary from the Iberian Peninsula in improvised rafts. Coming here with their drinking vessels. What's wrong with just cupping up the water in your hands and licking it up like a cat?

    • @Virgil191
      @Virgil191 Місяць тому +7

      The royal family couldn’t be less ethnically English if they tried

    • @parishsirius
      @parishsirius Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Virgil191Doesn't the royal family have German ancestry? Correct me if I am wrong

    • @samuelvimes5770
      @samuelvimes5770 Місяць тому +1

      @@parishsirius where do you think the saxons came from ?

  • @Rootcauz
    @Rootcauz Місяць тому

    This has been one of the best videos on this subject I have seen. Well done Artie!!!! ❤❤❤

  • @fauxparr
    @fauxparr Місяць тому +3

    Bombur is from The Hobbit. Don't make me unsubscribe.

  • @Tonynotsoprano
    @Tonynotsoprano Місяць тому +2

    The Curtis woodhouse bit had me dying 😂😂 dude genuinely has had too many punches to the head

  • @jimshelley8831
    @jimshelley8831 29 днів тому +3

    Have you seen the price of becoming a coach at A and Pro licence l ,miles more expensive than in Spain, Italy and France. Thats why Spain has 15000 plus coaches , no in Germany , France & Italy is high too. Greece won the Euro in 2004 with a German coach who spoke no Greek.

  • @leandrometfan
    @leandrometfan Місяць тому

    9:25 I'm glad you took time to clarify this one Alfie, a true journalist.

  • @jay7949
    @jay7949 Місяць тому +5

    Arteta calling somebody a disgrace is peak irony

    • @monikamiroslava4074
      @monikamiroslava4074 Місяць тому

      His comment is from last season, over the VAR call for the Newcastle goal against Arsenal. It's included here for fun

    • @minervadetauro7646
      @minervadetauro7646 24 дні тому

      Those were bold words from the man who shot JFK

  • @LukeDwornikComedy
    @LukeDwornikComedy Місяць тому

    Love this. Keep trying new things.
    The humor on this channel has been getting better and better.

  • @hyywe240
    @hyywe240 Місяць тому +9

    I really hope this video focuses on the 90+% of england fans who are delighted to have tuchel as manager and not the stupid tiny minority

    • @dethrocker
      @dethrocker Місяць тому

      Did you just comment before watching 😂😂😂 legend

    • @tallesmagno201
      @tallesmagno201 Місяць тому

      But that doesnt generate clicks plus you know this, pointless comment.

  • @Josigo17
    @Josigo17 Місяць тому +1

    Love the deep cut Lord of The Rings reference, Alfie!

  • @BennyBoy025
    @BennyBoy025 Місяць тому +5

    When employing someone, you are meant to choose the best person for the job, based on their ability to do the job, not their nationality. Imagine Tesco said they're only employing English people. England women literally won the Euros with a Dutch manager, and I didn't hear a single person complaining that Sarina Wiegman wasn't English.

  • @johndroos9486
    @johndroos9486 Місяць тому +1

    I'm a Pole and we have similar discusion. At last years managers of polish NT looks like a cake:
    - Paulo Sousa(Portugese)
    - Czesław Michniewicz(Polish)
    - Fernando Santos(Portugese)
    - Michał Probierz(Polish)
    Now this debate tired both side and no one care.

  • @ashleyburns6752
    @ashleyburns6752 Місяць тому +9

    I dont understand why teams having foreign players (Ireland, Scotland, Jamaica, multiple African sides) is normal but a foreign manager is a big deal?

  • @himanshurajput523
    @himanshurajput523 Місяць тому +2

    "Unless it's Pep Guardiola... Because he is really good"
    The tone as he says it makes me laugh really good

  • @nont18411
    @nont18411 Місяць тому +7

    It would be funny if in the next few years, people will somehow say that they miss Southgate. The guy was guilty of many things but getting to the euro final twice wasn’t a task any Average Joe could do.

    • @spencercole23
      @spencercole23 Місяць тому +3

      While he wasn't the best people have to remember England were in shambles after the Iceland defeat in euro 2016 no one expected the 2018 team to do anything in the world cup and we did amazing expectations grew because between 2018 and 2024 we've had amazing young talent I still think we should have a won a trophy but he still an amazing job tbh

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 Місяць тому +3

      oh I'm sure they would, even right now. I remember how when Emery was managing Arsenal, everyone was calling him bad and calling for his sack, then immediately after he gets sacked, everyone is nostalgic and wants to bring him back. It was really funny, albeit ridiculous

    • @spencercole23
      @spencercole23 Місяць тому +1

      @@maciejbala477 at the time he wasn't a good fit for arsenal he's always been a top manager I'm not surprised what's hes done at villa

    • @KingChaddii
      @KingChaddii Місяць тому

      I'll be honest Southgate had little to no impact on us actually getting to the final. He was awful being completely honest

    • @samuelvimes5770
      @samuelvimes5770 Місяць тому

      english fans are currently inconvenienced World- & Euro-Champions

  • @LancePuns
    @LancePuns Місяць тому

    Love the opening bit! Wouldn't mind seeing more stuff like that if you're able!