There’s no law against the Pokémon Batman I can where I want do it Batman, POV, Joker don’t do it don’t do it Joker POV you know what I’m going to do to that thing
I love how Kirlia is more concerned about how indecent the Trainer's action was, in a comparison of Gardevoir's anatomy with a human's anatomy, rather than the fact that he just gave her *a literalistic heart attack.* Like, he actually attacked her heart.
If it's connected to the heart, wouldn't it be like poking the uvula mid yawn and the heart piece have the fear response of a feral cat stuttering around instead of ~boob touch~
Totally different, touching the Uvula is vomit inducing, touching anything close to the heart is death inducing, so yeah horrified screaming as if a boobed was touched
Your heart is "touched" constantly lol. Even just dropping your giant phone on your chest, some of that force is going to be absorbed by your heart. No different to a direct touch. It just isnt damaged because your body is way more durable than that. The heart is obviously your most critical organ. So it has a lot of cells working to keep the rhythm. It takes a very powerful blow at a precious microsecond during the p wave that triggers pumping to stop the heart. But even body parts we normally think of as, super vulnerable. Like way more vulnerable than a heart, like an eye. Well, one of my cousins, much older. went to jail for bribery and corruption and he was actually stabbed in the eye. Lost almost all the vision in his eye of course. But even a direct stab was not enough to destroy it completely. I could hardly believe this until dissecting a cow's eye for school. And It was insanely durable, at least compared to what you'd probably expect.
A weak crystal attached to your heart is a terrible way to live imo, literally any chest impact stronger than dropping your phone is gonna cause your heart to tear and start bleeding out
Bad fact:the platinum save file got deleted cus i tried to install a rom hack for trade evolving so that i can get a gengar :( (and that one had the ralts)
Gardevoir deserved better. It was one of my favorite pokemons in my team when I was a child. It's still one of my favorites, but I will never forgive the internet for their crimes.
They're childhood enhancers. For as a kid, I've been curious about girls. And Gardevoir made me fall for her back in Pokemon Channel(when I first saw her while stargazing, and heard that beautiful song).
For people new to this webcomic: This is Ask Arial (forgot the name) Something. Where you ask Arial the Gardevoir questions about her life. One comment asked what the red guitar pick looking this is on her chest and this comic explains it.
It's been so long since i saw an English language headpats vs lewds comment lmao. As someone born in Japan who saw literally billions of dollars worth of lolisho just from growing up and checking the new releases tab lol. I always remembered western people would debate this a long time ago lol. Then somehow it stopped, I think western people decided that even referencing the headpats vs lewds controversy implied that there were two somewhat reasonable sides to choose from. And the pure hate for fictional content by western people is immaculate so this wasn't Desired and all references stopped lol
@@tacalodulomelero I was born in Japan there is nothing new that can be done, even when i was 8 years old i had already seen everything that can be done, to everyone, of every age, with every bodily fluid, with and without consent lol
Heyo! Great effort here. Remember that when a character os explaining things to another, their tone doesn't go up and down like a roller coaster It either descends or ascends depending on the emphasis of the phrase, we always speak in such manners, find that tonal shift and remember it. Keep grinding, keep acting.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
"Fly, perfect wings. Where have you been hiding? Bring me to the mind that got us started... Fly, perfect wings, show them who I can be... For one last time if you will."
In my headcanon, the red horn in the Ralts evolution line is a crystallized form of their psychic and isn’t a corporeal object, so it phases through other things. The reason why the horns get smaller after each evolution (up until the mega forms) is because the size of the horn represents the Pokémon’s accuracy / control of its energy. Ralts for example would be really sensitive to emotions but its targets are indiscriminate, so its power acts as a sort of field of energy around it. As it evolves though it gains the ability to be more selective as well as refine its abilities to be more effective and accurate in a burst, rather than in a constantly activated field.
Comic by rakkuguy
I don’t like he fact that there’s a deviant art link that’s usually a bad sign
@@TheGoofyGoobetmaybe check out the page and just see
@@TheGoofyGoobet lol I get what you mean. Deviantart does have its... deviants *ba dum tshh*
I thought I recognized that art style. Lol
@@TheGoofyGoobethe made pretty cool stuff
This is what happens when you pull on an exposed nerve
**intrusive thoughts**
That is a fun prank to do on your friends
This was my first thought thank you for saying it
h-how do you know what that looks like
More sensitivity means more ecstasy 😋
That damned blood curling scream gave me a heart attack
Lol
Sonic.exe be like
You would HATE playing the original sonic.exe
nah I like it actually@@scribbleslol1566
That scared me
I learned the hard way never mes with a girl's heart
Dang bro got his life time😂
@@TwilightFarm_YT it was more collateral damage
Oh I'm sorry
@@thatguysanimation it's fine it was a long time ago and it mostly was caused by someone's else's mistake
Instructions unclear. Gonna play with girl's hearts for fun.
"Since it's because of my heart it's really sensi- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
IM ACTUALLY DYING RN 😭😭😭😭💀😭💀💀
How would you react if someone touched your heart
We summoning sonic exe with this one 🔥🗣️🗣️
@@echo3568like an exposed nerve was touched
Why did Jake do that
THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN
NO JOKERR DONT DO IT
@@plaugedoctor.4674 IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN
@@thedarkfire7580NO JOKER ITS AN AMIMAL YOU CANT
There’s no law against the Pokémon Batman I can where I want do it Batman, POV, Joker don’t do it don’t do it Joker POV you know what I’m going to do to that thing
Joker no
My headcanon is that it's a spike for self defense. If a weirdo tries to faceplant on a Gardevoir's chest, they would get impaled in the head and die.
Yea but what was said in the start is true they can feel emotions of other with that
That is pretty gore, but awesome.
That's kinda funny
I like your theory
@@Ilanmoshe2008 and because they know how those creeps feel, they can aim the horn to make sure it's a fatale blow
I love how Kirlia is more concerned about how indecent the Trainer's action was, in a comparison of Gardevoir's anatomy with a human's anatomy, rather than the fact that he just gave her *a literalistic heart attack.* Like, he actually attacked her heart.
The dub played up her reaction, the Kirlia was there to clarify that he did actually ero-touch her
The shiny kirlia at the end💀
Edit: O wow that’s the most likes I’ve gotten
FR💀
Either it's a ditto or they have been busy in bed lately
Whats with the "💀"
@@oakpaprika2229it means they died laughing
@@EndercakeTheMessengeri know but whats so funny about a shiny kirlia?
If it's connected to the heart, wouldn't it be like poking the uvula mid yawn and the heart piece have the fear response of a feral cat stuttering around instead of ~boob touch~
the idea of getting poked in the heart is honestly horrifying to me
Totally different, touching the Uvula is vomit inducing, touching anything close to the heart is death inducing, so yeah horrified screaming as if a boobed was touched
If it's a _part_ of the heart, I would be concerned about causing cardiac arrest by touching it.
Your heart is "touched" constantly lol. Even just dropping your giant phone on your chest, some of that force is going to be absorbed by your heart. No different to a direct touch. It just isnt damaged because your body is way more durable than that. The heart is obviously your most critical organ. So it has a lot of cells working to keep the rhythm. It takes a very powerful blow at a precious microsecond during the p wave that triggers pumping to stop the heart.
But even body parts we normally think of as, super vulnerable. Like way more vulnerable than a heart, like an eye. Well, one of my cousins, much older. went to jail for bribery and corruption and he was actually stabbed in the eye. Lost almost all the vision in his eye of course. But even a direct stab was not enough to destroy it completely. I could hardly believe this until dissecting a cow's eye for school. And It was insanely durable, at least compared to what you'd probably expect.
A weak crystal attached to your heart is a terrible way to live imo, literally any chest impact stronger than dropping your phone is gonna cause your heart to tear and start bleeding out
Bro let his intrusive thoughts win 💀
I would too tbh
The urge to do it when “it’s basically connected to her heart” is too great to avoid
I'm gonna pinch and twist it
No E stop don't do it!
But it's so twistable
Remember the pain of a kick to the balls
...
Fine I won't do it
I mean...
Do i unlucky i see your like is 666 like
@@UnsaltyPaprikame to
The fucking Sonic.EXE Tails scream scared tf out of me
Ur not the only one, nothing scares me but that scream
It gave me ptsd
memory of the long-forgotten creepypastas has been unlocked. *don't go to sleep.*
0:22 Nah Gardevoir went full on 🩸🦊🔪🦔
Lol
If I remember right, that trainer got retconned out of existence and replaced with a slightly different one
All the s.exe fans will get it
we are going into act1 with this one
Wasnt it the hide and seek level that Tails dies on? Been a while since I did anything involving Sonic.EXE, so I'm trying to make sure.
I love these characters. If you aren't familiar with the source material, all three of them are MASSIVE dorks.
Fun fact:i played pokemon emerald once and i had a gardevoir called kevin hart
(WOAH 400 LIKES?!)
Another fun fact:i played pokemon platinum and i caught a ralts called Dwayne J. cus both kevin hart and the rock were in the same movie
Kevin Hart! I love the name
Bad fact:the platinum save file got deleted cus i tried to install a rom hack for trade evolving so that i can get a gengar
:(
(and that one had the ralts)
@@Ilikeemeralds Pokémon Platinum had ralts??
@@doggo_woo yes,you can find one near hearthome city
Man it's been years since I've seen Airalin the Gardevoir. Art still looks great
This is still an old comic
real.
unfake
nonfictional
Realistic.
truthful
Not-a-lie
The classic sonic.exe scream will never fail to disappoint
Bro that was tails scream not sonic.exe
@@DavidmatthewBCruz I ment it’s from sonic.exe I think
It's Kefka from final fantasy 6
@@cjnewman7550 thank you
@@DavidmatthewBCruz The scream sort of played for both tails and knuckles. However, knuckles's scream was 2 seconds shorter
Bringing do much attention to it, garde had that coming
A gardevoir and a lucario will be in horrific pain if they hug
AAAAAAA
And with Lucario, it's a steel move with extra STAB.. maybe even more than normal if it's Mega
@@firepuppies4086 Bruh
Dude you wanna have people go through ptsd again with that sfx
Ahh, the good ol days of Sonic.exe
Yep
@@Nator-tb1vd I was waiting for the laugh ngl
Why would I get PTSD from final fantasy 6?
"Why did it do that 😭"
Does this mean that gardevoir can tell that everyone in the room wants to…
Yeah
Motherfucker it’s a psychic type
Wait, They Know?
@@BattleCatsPro1 Bro it’s a fucking PSYCHIC type what do you think
NOT THE TAILS SCREAM
I mean touching it will prob be like being killed by a big demonize hedgehog
Man, these comics were so good. Wish Rakku was still making them.
I read a comic about the trainer turning into a Gallade, and he loved it. Airalin was right behind him blushing
Source?
@@MS-LOL deviantart
"batman.. i caught a little Pokemon batman..."
"Airalin, use BIDEN BLAST!"
@@MS-LOL"that won't work against me, Batman!"
NO, YOU CAN'T DO IT, JOKER!!! IT'S AN ANIMAL YOU CAN'T!!!!
I like how whenever this person posts Gardivoir, it's just funny content, not things for people to simp over.
Gardevoir deserved better. It was one of my favorite pokemons in my team when I was a child. It's still one of my favorites, but I will never forgive the internet for their crimes.
They're childhood enhancers. For as a kid, I've been curious about girls. And Gardevoir made me fall for her back in Pokemon Channel(when I first saw her while stargazing, and heard that beautiful song).
@@tlst94dude what
@@tlst94???
@@tlst94Эм чего? Мне интересно как и КАКОГО Чёрта?!!
Y o i n k
Throws rock at it
F A T A L I T Y
For people new to this webcomic:
This is Ask Arial (forgot the name) Something. Where you ask Arial the Gardevoir questions about her life. One comment asked what the red guitar pick looking this is on her chest and this comic explains it.
Ask Airalin.
My man he listened to the intrusive thoughts win
My dumb trainer ass:
Cool....
*But you are still going to the box.*
You just poked her heart! That's like yanking an exposed nerve!!
The nostalgia is more painful than the slap Brendan got
what would happen if I yanked it full force
Don’t 😭
Death
Instant death
@@camdaman9857Real
I don't know, probably the same thing when you rip someone's heart out. In my experience, they still live for at least 20 seconds.
Since she said it’s a part of her heart I’d say yanking it out would not be ideal
a fun prank:
friend;
exposed nerve;
I remember seeing this comic some time ago, kinda nostalgic even tho it was just like 7 or 8 years ago when the comics were published
Classic Airalin & Serene 😂😂😂
The scream fits the situation more then the comic
exposed nerve but pleasure instead of pain
💀
@@itsmaliultra what? is what it actually happens
💀💀💀
@@DebaterGardie ITS LITERALLY WHAT IT HAPPENED
@@dymaz_azure joker, is that you?
"Since its a part of my heart its really sensi-
(SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED)
The scream💀
The facts that gardevoir starts blushing as the video goes on... Gets me to think about what he is thinking about😂😂😂
Remember, boys. We do not poke the fin/horn/whatever-that-thing-is of Airalin.
We headpat Airalin.
Physical attacking pokemon: allow me to introduce myself
No
We dont pat it
Nor poke it
We pull it.
Hard.
It's been so long since i saw an English language headpats vs lewds comment lmao. As someone born in Japan who saw literally billions of dollars worth of lolisho just from growing up and checking the new releases tab lol. I always remembered western people would debate this a long time ago lol.
Then somehow it stopped, I think western people decided that even referencing the headpats vs lewds controversy implied that there were two somewhat reasonable sides to choose from. And the pure hate for fictional content by western people is immaculate so this wasn't Desired and all references stopped lol
Yes.
vaporeon fans have a new comic idea now
Wait
So if there tail is connected to their digestive system..
*_(Casually grabs a knife)_*
@@UnsaltyPaprika he is in the walls...HE IS IN THE GODDAMN WAAAALLS
What do you mean "new" idea lmao
@@ExtraVictory touch places, do things, there is alwayd innovation
@@tacalodulomelero I was born in Japan there is nothing new that can be done, even when i was 8 years old i had already seen everything that can be done, to everyone, of every age, with every bodily fluid, with and without consent lol
Good to see the airalin comics are still floating around
"Oh well, *press it again*" 🗿☕
Nahhhh
You could say this is... heart-touching
Option 2:
Cool, but when tf did i ask?
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My volume was so high the scream actually made my ears rumble 😭
Hello
Hi.
Hallo :D
I fucking love that scream. It is so fucking hilarious
E
Ha ha ha look at the translation 🤣
E
E
my friend when i pull on their exposed nerve
Rakkuguy is fucking BACK you love to see it
"Mine is kinda pointy"
"POINTY POINTY POINTY, MY POINT IS SHARP AND POINTY" 🔥🗣️
"that's like poking her in the boob" got me laughing my ass off 😂😂😂
"It lets me feel the emotions of people around me"
They know too much
Heyo!
Great effort here.
Remember that when a character os explaining things to another, their tone doesn't go up and down like a roller coaster
It either descends or ascends depending on the emphasis of the phrase, we always speak in such manners, find that tonal shift and remember it.
Keep grinding, keep acting.
That comic is great.
Kinda suspicions😂
Damn bro throwbacks go crazy
I want to say I saw that scream coming, but unfortunately I can't
Shit, I remember watching this VAd comics in 2017 man brings back memories.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Atta Boy, Chance...
_Intrusive thoughts and Boyish Curiosity_ for the *_Win_*
This is a gateway to a Pokemon fetish.
She scream:
Me: "I feel good"
Imagine someone just reaching out and poking your still beating heart out of nowhere
dawg that shit jumpscared me! 😭
Don't let the intrusive thoughts win, Mark....
My brother take the
*Heart touching* in the most literally way possible
Ow, lucky my Gardevoir has a strong heart piece.
That scream, nicely done
"Utter to me what you think the ideal is."
- Yi Sang gouging out Dongrang's heart
"Fly, perfect wings. Where have you been hiding? Bring me to the mind that got us started...
Fly, perfect wings, show them who I can be...
For one last time if you will."
That scream is one of the greatest acts of Voice Acting in History.
"Haha, I'm ready for kinda lewd shrie-AAAH, MY EARS!!!!!!"
Why does this gardevoir comic haunt me still
In my headcanon, the red horn in the Ralts evolution line is a crystallized form of their psychic and isn’t a corporeal object, so it phases through other things. The reason why the horns get smaller after each evolution (up until the mega forms) is because the size of the horn represents the Pokémon’s accuracy / control of its energy. Ralts for example would be really sensitive to emotions but its targets are indiscriminate, so its power acts as a sort of field of energy around it. As it evolves though it gains the ability to be more selective as well as refine its abilities to be more effective and accurate in a burst, rather than in a constantly activated field.
"this is a literal part of my heart" *poke*
You: Mark
Gardevoir: Friend
Heart Piece: *Exposed Nerve*
AHAHA THAT IS HILARIOUS I LOVE THE SHINY KIRLIA
“It lets feel people’s emotion around me”
Uh oh spaghetti-o
That scream woke someone up in the house holy shit
That scream is me when i hit my elbow right on that nerve that makes it feel like tv static
i haven’t seen a ask aralin comic in ages
When I first saw this comic strip years ago, I would never imagine that voice for that character
Listen, that was peaceful mode, im your nightmare 😈💀
I thought i was in a horror movie and game at the same time while hearing that scream of death
Could have opened with "this is my heart piece, don't touch it.*
That scream woke up someone in my house god dang
I know that scream... That "daddy" dude
The sonic.exe death scream caught me off guard 💀🤣
We need more of this 😗🤌
That scream was incredible lol
That scream be giving me Sonic.exe flashbacks
*rips out heart*
He just went out there and violated her :0
I thought something MUCH WORSE was going to happen when she said "It lets me feel the emotions of people around me"
I remember reading these comics when I was younger, and hearing Airalin with a valley girl accent is weirdly fitting.
Anymore? Facts? My good sir this is better than the others I've seen floating around