"The Polish shot first"" hahahaha jesus. I found you channel after randomly seeing your Shaolin video. The contrast between that video and your regular stuff is most hilarious.
There is an old Polish commedy "How I Unleashed World War II" The main hero is a Polish soldier that fall asleep in train that was moving his unit to the Polish-German border, it was international train and his unit forgot to wake him up. He then wake up on the other side of the border, left train to take a piss and saw German general that was counting seconds to the start of WW2... Then he yeled "Oh God saboteur!", the general saw him and started to run awey and Polish soldier in response made a warning shot. You can find first part of this comedy at YT "Jak rozpętałem drugą wojnę światową 1969 ODC 1" rewind it to 3min to start watching from the moment where train is crossing the border. ;)
Can we although 4 years late, let it be known that although popular believe, actually there is No Protein in it? There are however alotta Other Things that make it a real powerfood. 😂
I don't even like Metal Gear, but I would never wish this game on anyone's favorite franchise, reminds me of what Andromeda did to Mass Effect. But awesome video, made me laugh as always, classic Ranton ;)
Suolubaf yah but Ac!d was a side game on the PSP instead of a main line concol and was completely non canon and had it’s on universe , and it was during a time without much mgs controversy. This one is a full on game, set in the same universe (still non canon though) and during the whole Kojima-Konami debacle. If they litteraly just called it “survive” and set it apart from metal gear people would all it a decent game.
Wow Ranton, im really suprised how fast your channel is growing. I am really happy for you. If this growth continues i have no doubt in my mind whatsoever that you will make a comfortable living. (And i want that lol, because you put sooo much effort plus your content is very enjoyable to watch :))
Brah, so much good stuff in the last few month, i love it. It's good to see that your channel is growing - you deserve it. P.s. And those intros- daaaamn they're good.
Dude, you gained like 3k subs in like 2 weeks or so. I saw one of your videos in 2016 right when you started I think, but I only found you again about 2 months ago. I've been watching all your videos (sorry). Super glad you are getting more traction now on UA-cam. Your funny as fuck and you review a game like, you know, a gamer would? Keep it up MANG, sooner or later you'll be on the Co-Optional Podcast with TB and crew! :D
Man,Ranton I just started watching you recently and I wish I found you sooner. I've been watching your videos a lot because the reviews are comprehensive and the jokes are stupid which is VERI NICE 👌
Ken Hudson you and me both. I watch so many UA-cam vids from many channels and most are good, but ranton is fucking great. He's so funny that I watch all his vids, regardless of the content. 12000 subs is good but ranton deserves more. He's great at reviews and is funny as fuck. I pray that in 1 years time, he has at least 1million subs. I see so many shit channels with millions of subs and views and it makes me mad knowing some don't deserve it. For instants, there's a channel where he makes vids like, 1000 degree knife cuts through iPhone, iPad, Nintendo switch ect. And gets millions of views on every vid. Fuck that cheap bastard up the arse. Ranton is the guy and he actually makes great content. Where's rantons millions ????
Oooh damn that fast Scott Pilgrim vs the World reference, soooooo goood! Ranton you are quickly becoming my favourite german (second to Mutti Merkel ofcourse) Greetings from Holland
wooww , criminally under viewed. i love asians esp when they talk about race comically... the only race besides BLAX that can. good work. and i love the tiny FRANKU/JOJI reference.
This is honestly my favorite review of Survive, I played it and put...wow over 80 hours into it, and this addresses some of its issues, the only criticisms I have are that you mentioned only having a couple weapons, well, you kinda need to explore the map and find chests you never found before which will contain blueprints for better gear and ammo types. I mention this cause you do get a better spear for the end of the game called an armor piercing spear, but I guess you kinda missed that blueprint? Also, there are three enemy types that you didn't mention, that being the armored wanders...which are barely a new enemie, then there's shit like the mortar which will bombard you and shoot you with gatling arms or shotgun blaaaasts, then there's the tracker's...basically more fast and nimble wanders that can jump really high and are hilarious to see crash into an electric fence. Aside from that, better review than most of the crap I've seen for this game.
been lost in your rabbit hole of a channel for the past 12 hours because of a jacksfilms video that came up in my recommended. i'm not subscribed to him but i'm subscribed to you. thanks for the amazing content and keep up the hard work, you're a great entertainer and an awe-inspiring editor.
I'm glad you actually gave the game some shoutout becuase there is merit to it! I mean, imagine the would have released Metal gear Acid at the peak of Heartstone, MTG and whatever other cardgame ... boy would that have been a dirreah storm. I too think that there is a lot of good burried beneath a uninspired game becuase hell, give me absolutely ANY game that is on the fox engine and I'll love it becuase this shit is fucking lit. Even boring gathering becomes nice because everything moves and feels so tight. Also respect that you actually got to finish the game becuase so many reviews stop at something like 3 hours becuase "IT'S NOT FUN TO STARVE THE WHOLE TIME" ... that's sorta what happens in any survival game. Something I want to add as someone who spent 300+ hours into it: There is actually plenty of weapon varrity, especially when you have to get into the elemental damage types, the Bows play incredibly neat, the Meele weapon types actually become super significant in late-game, specializations are highly required and noticable at difficult stages, Hard and Extrem difficulty digs require a lot of planing and execution that makes each of them really rewarding even after several wins, There is actually a hell lot of crafting and building in that game ? legendary items and the requirements to make those need a lot of thought to make. I wish it wouldn't have been released into this devestation story-line of Konami sucking ass like it does. I mean, isn't it common that MMOs and PvE games really pick up at the later stage ? I fucking hated Warframe at the beginning but this game turned out fucking Huge! Either way, I agree with many things of what you said, especially the "time travel chris" thing was really fancy but that lasted only for like 5 minutes. 6.7 / 10, thanks Blizzard.
And here i was wondering if there were any other enemies besides those basic zombie unicorns because that's all i've ever seen in videos... holy fuck this game is even worse than i thought.
"Yes, that's a black child, in a wheelchair, working on a potato field. But there's a fence! So I couldn't find a Mexican." Modern problems require modern solutions
Laughed so hard my parents woke up...thnx
tell them to subscribe
that intro was amazing xD
Maybe think about getting your own roon.
Same now im back in the spanking dungeon.
@@RealRanton lol
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how accurate that intro was 😂😂
Can we go now?
who would have thought that a recommended video on shaolin monks would send me to an awesome gaming channel. subbed ...
Same here😂😂
Same here 😆😆😆
Ahaha that's how I found him
Lol same !
Same
'Rinse and repeat like a condom.'
Delete this children died in that condom
you said it was goona be a pure cring intro.
i think it was the best one so far
I can't express how happy I am that I stumbled across this channel omg
Eratosthenes hahahahaha same
"The Polish shot first"" hahahaha jesus. I found you channel after randomly seeing your Shaolin video. The contrast between that video and your regular stuff is most hilarious.
Almost choked on my food at that one. It's amazing how he can split between these styles. Probably due to his stretching in the monastery :D
There is an old Polish commedy "How I Unleashed World War II" The main hero is a Polish soldier that fall asleep in train that was moving his unit to the Polish-German border, it was international train and his unit forgot to wake him up. He then wake up on the other side of the border, left train to take a piss and saw German general that was counting seconds to the start of WW2... Then he yeled "Oh God saboteur!", the general saw him and started to run awey and Polish soldier in response made a warning shot. You can find first part of this comedy at YT "Jak rozpętałem drugą wojnę światową 1969 ODC 1" rewind it to 3min to start watching from the moment where train is crossing the border. ;)
"a glory hole is a great source of protein but not for video game design ideas" bro you crack me up love your reviews keep it up!!
Can we although 4 years late, let it be known that although popular believe, actually there is No Protein in it?
There are however alotta Other Things that make it a real powerfood. 😂
Best Denglisch UA-cam Channel ever auf UA-cam wo gibt.
Ehre
Ich habe eine Apfel.
your humour .....is another level LMFAO...anyway good review!! please more bro :))))))
more is coming soon! :)
0:47 instant sub
Woher nochmal ?
Those intros never disappoint
I'm glad :)
saw this notification while watching black panther. left the theater and went home to watch this
well, was it worth it? xD
Ranton you know it boii
you didn't miss anything good.
Youre intro's are putting Angry Joe's intro's to shame. Keep up te brilliant work. BTW you should come up with a name for youre subs
I cant think of a good one... :( If u got good ideas, tweet them at me boi
angry Joe's never had shame. I love angry Joe too, but his skits are pure cringe, I go to Joe for the rage and here now for the humor
Ranton call them the linguinis
@@RealRanton How about "Rantoneers"?
rantards would be suitable
I don't even like Metal Gear, but I would never wish this game on anyone's favorite franchise, reminds me of what Andromeda did to Mass Effect. But awesome video, made me laugh as always, classic Ranton ;)
AC!D did things a lot worse then this game did
Suolubaf yah but Ac!d was a side game on the PSP instead of a main line concol and was completely non canon and had it’s on universe , and it was during a time without much mgs controversy. This one is a full on game, set in the same universe (still non canon though) and during the whole Kojima-Konami debacle.
If they litteraly just called it “survive” and set it apart from metal gear people would all it a decent game.
@@emulation2369 No it didn't, Acid definitely respected the point of the Metal Gear name, that is espionage (the gameplay just sucked)
@@timekeeper2538 Acid 2 was decent.
Wow Ranton, im really suprised how fast your channel is growing. I am really happy for you. If this growth continues i have no doubt in my mind whatsoever that you will make a comfortable living. (And i want that lol, because you put sooo much effort plus your content is very enjoyable to watch :))
thank you very much. I’m still very far away from making money off this channel but hopefully one day soon
@@RealRanton Sooooon you say? Hehehehe
so what you're telling me is that if i beat metal gear survive 100% and buying all the save slots the path to shaolin temple will open?
hmmmmmmmmmaybe
"Kuban Energay" just doesn't stop sounding like a slang word for cocaine...
Great content for small Channel. Man this gonna be good!
Digger, du bist so krank.... weiter so! :D
danke ^^
Dat intro might just be the greatest thing I’ve seen this year....
Great job! :D Hilarious intro as always :P
Brah, so much good stuff in the last few month, i love it. It's good to see that your channel is growing - you deserve it.
P.s. And those intros- daaaamn they're good.
Thanks bro. I'm working my freaking ass off here xD
You couldn't have made a more accurate analogy at the start there 🤣🤣
I am glad I found you homie. I am now a proud sub and hopefully a patreon supporter soon!! keep up the awesome work
welcome to the channel ma man 👌
Love your videos man only subbed like a week ago but they are all funny af
Hey ranton I been subscribed to you since you had like 300 or so subs. Look at you now! I hope you keep getting more you always make great reviews
yeah, I was stuck at 300 subs for a looooooong time and the videos were..... dog kaka xD glad u sticked to the channel!
I just keep coming back to this video to watch the first 40 secs, because it's just such a perfect summary. Hat's off to you, mr. Pepperoni!
LMAOOOOO. This is wall to wall hilarity. 10/10 on the review sir.
Your videos are really awesome dude, so funny, creative and enthusiastic. I hope your channels grows super fast because you really deserve it.
thank you bro
I HAVE SEEN THIS, I HAVE DONE THIS, YOU DONT WANT THIS
-ZOHAN XD
The subtle Zohan reference was hilarious.
Ranton, ur videos are always really funny. 😂 Your videos just light me up. Keep it up! 👍
Hilarious as always 😁
12k subs now, my boys killing it out here!!!!!!
Dude. You are effin' hilarious! 😂
Thank you
My friend just showed me your channel. Dude hilarious. Very enjoyable
nice 👍 thanks man! glad you’re enjoying the content
That hardbass intro is brilliant!:) you know thing about gopniks, man)
Dude, you gained like 3k subs in like 2 weeks or so. I saw one of your videos in 2016 right when you started I think, but I only found you again about 2 months ago. I've been watching all your videos (sorry). Super glad you are getting more traction now on UA-cam. Your funny as fuck and you review a game like, you know, a gamer would? Keep it up MANG, sooner or later you'll be on the Co-Optional Podcast with TB and crew! :D
hellll yeaaaaaaaa! Thank you very much for the support. My videos rly changed over the course of the past year huh? :)
Man,Ranton I just started watching you recently and I wish I found you sooner. I've been watching your videos a lot because the reviews are comprehensive and the jokes are stupid which is VERI NICE 👌
hehe, glad u enjoy them :)
This was beautiful, thank you for making my day, my sides honestly hurt after watching this keep up the good videos.
Thank you for enjoying my videos :)
Your intros keep getting better and better. Keep up the great work!
thanks bro
Hey ranton, nice Scott pilgrim reference Asia man
Your the man. Another great vid. You have earned the bell.
Fucking hell i wasnt ready for that intro !!
Love it ! XD
Loved the intro Ranton 💪
I love your videos man
I love your references man XD they're awesome!
Haven't even watched it and gave it a like. Keep up the good work Raston! We love you!
The only channel out here with mosty positive reviewe. Don't ever change MANG
AMAZING INTRO 😀
Man, when the protag has a little Vietnam flashback of Frank, I died
The intro is a masterpiece
So happy I stumbled upon your channel! your fucking crazy man! Keep up the great job!
Ken Hudson you and me both. I watch so many UA-cam vids from many channels and most are good, but ranton is fucking great. He's so funny that I watch all his vids, regardless of the content. 12000 subs is good but ranton deserves more. He's great at reviews and is funny as fuck. I pray that in 1 years time, he has at least 1million subs. I see so many shit channels with millions of subs and views and it makes me mad knowing some don't deserve it. For instants, there's a channel where he makes vids like, 1000 degree knife cuts through iPhone, iPad, Nintendo switch ect. And gets millions of views on every vid. Fuck that cheap bastard up the arse. Ranton is the guy and he actually makes great content. Where's rantons millions ????
Dein channel ist der Hammer! Mach weiter so :D
your channel is growing really goddamn fast these days MANG!
I know
MANG!
Bro, your reviews are really good and super funny.
Hell yeah. I subscribed! Great video.
Lmao funny as hell like always 😂😂 love you man
Oooh damn that fast Scott Pilgrim vs the World reference, soooooo goood! Ranton you are quickly becoming my favourite german (second to Mutti Merkel ofcourse) Greetings from Holland
Scott Pilgrim is einfach nur 1 geiler film
Ranton genau so!
love your vids keep it up my boy!
I will. Thanks :)
I *fucking* love your reviews man
I love that zohan reference 😭
Its just art , ur so great.
30 min and almost 500 views
Dudeeee told u get ready for the an insane growth .u deserve it
Thank you very much bro
wooww , criminally under viewed. i love asians esp when they talk about race comically... the only race besides BLAX that can. good work. and i love the tiny FRANKU/JOJI reference.
I wasn't waiting for the review as much as for the video itself. The wait was worth it :D
I'm glad :)
That Intro is a masterpiece.
It's 2021 and this intro is aging very well 😂
This is honestly my favorite review of Survive, I played it and put...wow over 80 hours into it, and this addresses some of its issues, the only criticisms I have are that you mentioned only having a couple weapons, well, you kinda need to explore the map and find chests you never found before which will contain blueprints for better gear and ammo types. I mention this cause you do get a better spear for the end of the game called an armor piercing spear, but I guess you kinda missed that blueprint? Also, there are three enemy types that you didn't mention, that being the armored wanders...which are barely a new enemie, then there's shit like the mortar which will bombard you and shoot you with gatling arms or shotgun blaaaasts, then there's the tracker's...basically more fast and nimble wanders that can jump really high and are hilarious to see crash into an electric fence. Aside from that, better review than most of the crap I've seen for this game.
I knew this was going to be savage review but this is rips MGS a new one
Follow the damn train cj
Cj: 0:04
7:50 have i ever told you the defintion of insanity
Love your channel!!! :D
thank you :)
*WERE TWO ATOM BOMBS NOT ENOUGH?!*
been lost in your rabbit hole of a channel for the past 12 hours because of a jacksfilms video that came up in my recommended. i'm not subscribed to him but i'm subscribed to you. thanks for the amazing content and keep up the hard work, you're a great entertainer and an awe-inspiring editor.
Love the show!! keep it up!
Lol bro ur finna make it big in UA-cam👌 keep it up
I've seen this
I've done this
You don't want this
Didn't expect a Zohan reference, Rantoni
Sehr geil
Hahaha love your energy man! Never change!
Thank you!
I just noticed that you gained 13000 subs in only 6 months! Hard Work! 😂😂🎉🎉
HARD WORK
Oh shit bouy 12k, you deserve it
thank you
damn the ending really made me wish i was a game reviewer
I have never hit back 10secs so many times except while watching yr vids because i need to catch that joke or just hear it again lol!
I'm glad you actually gave the game some shoutout becuase there is merit to it!
I mean, imagine the would have released Metal gear Acid at the peak of Heartstone, MTG and whatever other cardgame ... boy would that have been a dirreah storm.
I too think that there is a lot of good burried beneath a uninspired game becuase hell, give me absolutely ANY game that is on the fox engine and I'll love it becuase this shit is fucking lit. Even boring gathering becomes nice because everything moves and feels so tight. Also respect that you actually got to finish the game becuase so many reviews stop at something like 3 hours becuase "IT'S NOT FUN TO STARVE THE WHOLE TIME" ... that's sorta what happens in any survival game.
Something I want to add as someone who spent 300+ hours into it: There is actually plenty of weapon varrity, especially when you have to get into the elemental damage types, the Bows play incredibly neat, the Meele weapon types actually become super significant in late-game, specializations are highly required and noticable at difficult stages, Hard and Extrem difficulty digs require a lot of planing and execution that makes each of them really rewarding even after several wins, There is actually a hell lot of crafting and building in that game ? legendary items and the requirements to make those need a lot of thought to make. I wish it wouldn't have been released into this devestation story-line of Konami sucking ass like it does.
I mean, isn't it common that MMOs and PvE games really pick up at the later stage ? I fucking hated Warframe at the beginning but this game turned out fucking Huge!
Either way, I agree with many things of what you said, especially the "time travel chris" thing was really fancy but that lasted only for like 5 minutes.
6.7 / 10, thanks Blizzard.
I loved this just for the Scott Pilgrim vs the world reference
Oh, shit... Rantoni is coming for me
dude you're like filthy frank of games. Keep up the good work ;)
Zohan reference, take my thumbs up ;)
"Were two atom bombs not enough"
😂😂😂😂☠️
Goddamn, that dialogue screen awakened ADHD in me.
That intro 😄😄
Your reviews are fire
Savage intro 😂😂😂
That German Techno thought...
Lit 🤪🤪🤪
its actually russian hard bass :)
Ranton 😵🔫💀😇👶
Damn that was funny af and accurate. Bravo and thank you 😂👍
0:17 Hardbass goes oriental.
And here i was wondering if there were any other enemies besides those basic zombie unicorns because that's all i've ever seen in videos... holy fuck this game is even worse than i thought.
The intro had me giggling hysterically mostly at the sfx at 0:47, btw what is that sfx called
It's actually a piece from MGSV song "Sins of the Father", pretty good one
Thanks
Would it be wrong for me to say you are a god of videogame reviews lol I laughed so much keep up the great work.
I'm glad u like it :)
Scott Pilgrim reference
"Yes, that's a black child, in a wheelchair, working on a potato field. But there's a fence! So I couldn't find a Mexican."
Modern problems require modern solutions