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  • @bunniegutz1
    @bunniegutz1 4 роки тому +9813

    "oh 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬"
    "dylan! watch ur mouth, theres kids here!"
    "oh childrens? oh 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵"

    • @Tony_CDXX
      @Tony_CDXX 4 роки тому +55

      melf on the shelf hahahahaha

    • @zyhuggans3595
      @zyhuggans3595 4 роки тому +29

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LosAnggraito
      @LosAnggraito 4 роки тому +135

      The mom said "we're at an all children's hospital" and he's like "all children's? Oh *shit!* " 😂😂😂

    • @AlexMartinez-tu9vr
      @AlexMartinez-tu9vr 4 роки тому +7

      I was about to comment that till I saw this

    • @mystix1979
      @mystix1979 4 роки тому +4

      Timestamp?

  • @shkt19
    @shkt19 4 роки тому +3986

    "I can't feel my tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeees"

    • @DemraSynfata
      @DemraSynfata 4 роки тому +39

      if you turn on captions it goes [Music] and [Applause] at the toooooooes part

    • @KK-ev2xh
      @KK-ev2xh 4 роки тому +4

      1 2 3 shoe

    • @6ooooooooooo
      @6ooooooooooo 4 роки тому +3

      lmfaooaoaoaoao

    • @myg7188
      @myg7188 4 роки тому +2

      Am i loud am I to loud aha

    • @deborahmccray2912
      @deborahmccray2912 4 роки тому

      @@myg7188 nnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @davetube3958
    @davetube3958 5 років тому +7190

    "I thought I was at home"
    "We don't curse at home"
    Dude's revealing some secrets😂

    • @emmanuelcabansag9249
      @emmanuelcabansag9249 5 років тому +100

      this is like the effect of truth serum

    • @davetube3958
      @davetube3958 5 років тому +33

      @@emmanuelcabansag9249 "there is no such thing as truth serum, it's just a nonsense from TV" 😂

    • @Daleader24
      @Daleader24 5 років тому +7

      @@emmanuelcabansag9249 lol yeah the truth reveals itself.

    • @Noah-zr6vq
      @Noah-zr6vq 5 років тому +3

      "What do you meannn'😂😂

    • @Exhaiel89
      @Exhaiel89 5 років тому +25

      He said he smokes purp too. Dry snitching left and right.

  • @earthling8585
    @earthling8585 Рік тому +134

    He's adorable! I'm sure everyone will be re-watching this over the years and laughing, especially him! He's hilarious! 😂🤣

  • @lawrenceadornado9849
    @lawrenceadornado9849 5 років тому +2367

    “I cant wait till i get home and smoke some purp!” Haha

  • @meatloaf6107
    @meatloaf6107 6 років тому +3718

    Dad was the real MVP
    Mom- what have you been smoking?
    Dad- Don't answer that question.
    Lol.

    • @altondr
      @altondr 6 років тому +222

      best dad.

    • @sukyamudda6868
      @sukyamudda6868 6 років тому +175

      meat loaf Dad smokes with him

    • @klockrey
      @klockrey 6 років тому +39

      Dang my arm feels FUCKING AMAZING😂😂😂

    • @isaacbrownlee3444
      @isaacbrownlee3444 6 років тому +6

      #1dad

    • @KiddFrostVlogs
      @KiddFrostVlogs 6 років тому

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  • @arifrench5880
    @arifrench5880 5 років тому +3540

    Mom: stop stop swearing there’s children
    Him: there’s children’s? Shiit

  • @Yeetmiester
    @Yeetmiester 3 роки тому +189

    “We don’t let him cuss at home.” “Oh, FUCK!” 😂

  • @pchow10
    @pchow10 6 років тому +2023

    The Moms more worried about her image at the hospital hahaha

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 6 років тому +162

      hahah she should know by now her little Dylan isn't that innocent. he's 15 for gods sake so of course he swears. parents can be so outta touch i swear lol

    • @tiana1736
      @tiana1736 6 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @vixiestarfire
      @vixiestarfire 6 років тому +12

      MsDudette21 I think she is perfectly aware of how he is, she just didn't prepare for him to not have any control over what he says in the hospital. He probably does swear at home and around his friends, and they've taught him that there is a time and place for that, and a hospital isn't one of them. he was probably perfectly well behaved in front of the nurses before the surgery
      And they probably know he smokes weed too lol

    • @jaredrobinson3480
      @jaredrobinson3480 6 років тому +7

      Ye its so annoying.

    • @lilcargoship6142
      @lilcargoship6142 6 років тому +1

      @@MsDudette21 lol not all teenagers like to swear just saying

  • @y0Swap
    @y0Swap 6 років тому +8928

    This dude be snitchin' on himself, lmao

    • @saeto1
      @saeto1 6 років тому +86

      Chelsea Rice I’ve always thought about the same thing, and hope I never need that .

    • @elijahwheat6193
      @elijahwheat6193 6 років тому +27

      Yeah he’s enjoying this high!

    • @cashtaylor9804
      @cashtaylor9804 6 років тому +46

      Ikr... PURP😂🤣😂🤣

    • @afrojack9901
      @afrojack9901 5 років тому +3

      Paavo ok

    • @Sara-us1mn
      @Sara-us1mn 5 років тому +35

      I told the nurse about my psychedelic use when I was on anathesia

  • @fears2818
    @fears2818 6 років тому +2155

    "I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME TO SMOKE SOME PURPP!"

    • @ChristianGeske-yn3mr
      @ChristianGeske-yn3mr 6 років тому +3

      Teemu死会死了 you see my wordplay I’m too high 😂😂😂

    • @hashberry1135
      @hashberry1135 6 років тому +1

      Haha."

    • @bryanbutler5382
      @bryanbutler5382 5 років тому +12

      Mans was done soon as he said that

    • @tunatuna7204
      @tunatuna7204 5 років тому +10

      I don’t know what purp is but I’m going with pot?

    • @buckbundy8642
      @buckbundy8642 5 років тому +2

      tuna tuna purple haze I’m assuming. It’s a strain of marijuana.

  • @pamavery9352
    @pamavery9352 5 місяців тому +36

    I’m an RN in the recovery room! Patients are soooo very funny coming out of anesthesia!! It usually makes my day sooo much better!😂😂😂😂

  • @TripGuerrilla
    @TripGuerrilla 4 роки тому +2764

    1:34 -Mom "what you been smoking what you talking about?!"
    -Good Samaritan "No dont answer that question"

    • @maxhallman1036
      @maxhallman1036 4 роки тому +178

      I think that was his dad

    • @nokizzington8695
      @nokizzington8695 4 роки тому +79

      @@maxhallman1036 nah maybe his brother dude sounds like he's 17 - 21 at most 😪

    • @rofenognico1049
      @rofenognico1049 4 роки тому +47

      drip_lifter hes at least a hero

    • @elijahthegoat9681
      @elijahthegoat9681 4 роки тому +20

      he def said he was boutta smoke a perc i’m weak

    • @ZombiieNation
      @ZombiieNation 4 роки тому +19

      Elijah The goat purp not perc lol

  • @eagle7441
    @eagle7441 6 років тому +20522

    He sounds like he’s been possessed by lil pump

    • @awadisfamilyshorts
      @awadisfamilyshorts 6 років тому +80

      Eagle/Lil Bird true that

    • @rh5340
      @rh5340 6 років тому +87

      This is epic

    • @anctx
      @anctx 6 років тому +51

      I thought of that 😂

    • @wigglywoo2598
      @wigglywoo2598 6 років тому +24

      😆😆😆fcking cool comment

    • @444mviews9
      @444mviews9 6 років тому +25

      Thats what codeine does

  • @naya5094
    @naya5094 5 років тому +4301

    “put your head down”
    “Ok!” **plop**

    • @agoraphobicadam1171
      @agoraphobicadam1171 5 років тому +38

      That was my favorite part too. :)

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  5 років тому +20

      naya
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @kdaniel0704
      @kdaniel0704 4 роки тому +1

      naya lol
      That’s my favorite part

    • @nemanjamarkovic2444
      @nemanjamarkovic2444 4 роки тому +1

      he diead the moment she sayed it

    • @gforce2777
      @gforce2777 4 роки тому +2

      A memorable moment in UA-cam history, for certain!

  • @stanleywhineray1772
    @stanleywhineray1772 3 роки тому +317

    you can tell the dad is so proud and wants to laugh so much but keeps it together barely lmao

  • @adamlynch2920
    @adamlynch2920 4 роки тому +4825

    “I can’t wait to go home and smoke some purp”

  • @vaskopaunovski5864
    @vaskopaunovski5864 5 років тому +2640

    Dad: we don't let him cuss at home
    Kid: oh fucckk

  • @NGlitchesFTW
    @NGlitchesFTW 6 років тому +12539

    Lmfaooo when hes back to himself, u already know he getting grounded for pot😂

    • @Yourmomsvibrator69
      @Yourmomsvibrator69 6 років тому +60

      NGlitchesFTW yep

    • @Yourmomsvibrator69
      @Yourmomsvibrator69 6 років тому +33

      Nice vids btw

    • @mufin5159
      @mufin5159 6 років тому +51

      pot? He said he was smoking Percs aswell which is 1000x worse lol hope he is not on that shit at an age of 15.

    • @jbignJesus
      @jbignJesus 6 років тому +124

      @@mufin5159 smoking purp.. purple haze

    • @casb11
      @casb11 6 років тому +7

      NGlitchesFTW in my family I'd be beat

  • @jorgegonzaragoza3050
    @jorgegonzaragoza3050 Рік тому +37

    That kid got some secrets .

  • @TBZ_Productions
    @TBZ_Productions 6 років тому +4345

    “drugs are bad kids don’t do drugs, smoke pot” 😂😂🤣

    • @lumineon.
      @lumineon. 6 років тому +31

      I know you might disagree. But based on what the definition of a drug is. Pot is no different 😌

    • @TURK_182
      @TURK_182 6 років тому +61

      @@lumineon. yeah, its a drug but it's safer than most other recreational drugs, has a lot of medical benefits & if you eat it they're no harmful effects

    • @Szymon-cy5el
      @Szymon-cy5el 6 років тому

      how

    • @Anon18694
      @Anon18694 6 років тому +24

      It is the safest drug in the world. Cause you cannot overdose pot

    • @Alexandredro
      @Alexandredro 6 років тому +1

      He’s right

  • @haaruun6776
    @haaruun6776 5 років тому +5807

    Kid:„I wanna smoke some purpp“
    Mom: „Since when do you smoke?“
    Dad: „Don’t answer that question!“

  • @bookmilla8616
    @bookmilla8616 6 років тому +8636

    ”I CANT FEEL MY TOENAILS-A HAAAAAAA!”

  • @mickeyduke1910
    @mickeyduke1910 Рік тому +130

    I had abdominal surgery and woke up with a southern accent..
    The nurse asked my wife where's he from.. my wife said Queens New York.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 6 років тому +2277

    I feel amazing!
    I can't feel my toe nails...

  • @aaronjackson2780
    @aaronjackson2780 6 років тому +2165

    Oh childrens?!?! Shittt!!!

  • @abetteryou1825
    @abetteryou1825 4 роки тому +1174

    "Oh I'm saying bad words? Omg I'm going to sleep, I gotta end this"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @ymac7245
    @ymac7245 3 роки тому +72

    "I feel like i'm a rapper........yo yo yo, little Joe, big toe"
    Later: " 1 2 3 shoe, yeah you do, you step in poo" 🤣🤣

  • @corruptfaith6674
    @corruptfaith6674 5 років тому +8455

    Give the kid a break hes never been that high in his life.

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  5 років тому +213

      Corrupt Faith
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @donnaheard24
      @donnaheard24 5 років тому +19

      🤣🤣

    • @kayharrisrankin5805
      @kayharrisrankin5805 4 роки тому +81

      Corrupt Faith some people have a strong reaction to anesthesia... I’ve been under a lot and always woke up in Agony!

    • @itziebitz
      @itziebitz 4 роки тому +20

      @@kayharrisrankin5805 me too. How are people so happy coming out of anesthesia? I have mental breakdowns.

    • @kundankrishna9264
      @kundankrishna9264 4 роки тому +34

      just look at him , he is enjoying , after so much pain he suffered , like let him enjoy and its ok

  • @erinmosley429
    @erinmosley429 6 років тому +661

    Dad telling him not to answer when his mom asks what he’s been smoking. Real MVP.

    • @vx1297
      @vx1297 6 років тому +37

      For real

    • @abduljabari7299
      @abduljabari7299 6 років тому

      cLicKbre if I found out my son was smoking weed and he was 16-17 I wouldn’t be mad but I’ll let them know the side effects, weed won’t kill anyone, you have a higher chance of getting killed by aleve, aspirin, and pain medications than weed

    • @kevinanthony5296
      @kevinanthony5296 6 років тому

      Abdul Jabari Weed is illegal though and people go to jail for it.. so might wanna rethink that

    • @jennatools5049
      @jennatools5049 6 років тому +1

      Kevin Anthony nah fam its legal

    • @kevinanthony5296
      @kevinanthony5296 6 років тому

      Jenna Tools It is legal in some states and illegal in others. Most states in the U.S have no legalized weed.. so I'm assuming it is illegal where the person commented lives

  • @cobrahazarddj7370
    @cobrahazarddj7370 4 роки тому +2219

    “I’m a rapper. Yo yo yo big joe, big toe” got me cracking up 😂

  • @xehP
    @xehP 3 роки тому +54

    “We don’t let him cuss at home trust me”
    Lmfao the fact you had to clarify that and not the fact he smokes weed makes me think they do let him swear at home hahaha

  • @kfandom8835
    @kfandom8835 5 років тому +1564

    Nurse: "This is the best part of the job."
    😂😂😂😂

    • @warriorzmindset
      @warriorzmindset 5 років тому +29

      BG AH he’s not a Prick he is clearly not in the right state of mind fuckhead

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  5 років тому +3

      Valentina Barrios
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @SSJslayer226
      @SSJslayer226 4 роки тому +1

      BG AH dumbass

    • @coquifrogs5873
      @coquifrogs5873 4 роки тому +3

      BG AH
      You're probably the type of nurse who fucked their way through medical school instead of earning it through hard work a practiced talent.

    • @bensonng877
      @bensonng877 4 роки тому +5

      BG AH if you‘r some type of nurse like you said, i just feel poor for the people, whom you take care of.

  • @Deathane
    @Deathane 4 роки тому +1964

    When he said “what pain? What’s pain? WHat. Is. Pain.?” I felt that 😂

    • @Yin-Yang-444
      @Yin-Yang-444 4 роки тому +16

      Plot Twist: He overdosed on marijuana edibles before he had anesthesia.

    • @Deathane
      @Deathane 4 роки тому +5

      CBD So Many Health Benefits!!!! Probably! 😂😂 he’s spilling his own beans too.

    • @crimsonguy975
      @crimsonguy975 4 роки тому +5

      This world shall know pain

    • @uwaismohideen7610
      @uwaismohideen7610 4 роки тому +3

      @@crimsonguy975 Nagato pain 😂😂

    • @morpheus_9
      @morpheus_9 4 роки тому +2

      Read this as he said it

  • @Irraptured
    @Irraptured 6 років тому +724

    "Am I saying bad words? Oh my god! Pottymouth!" I cant

  • @terecee1204
    @terecee1204 Рік тому +14

    He's actually a little cutie, if only all patients react like this.

  • @yeahwhatever1184
    @yeahwhatever1184 4 роки тому +4434

    “Keep it PG”
    “I’m rated R”
    I felt that

  • @andrewbasheer864
    @andrewbasheer864 5 років тому +1801

    “I can’t feel my, *tOooOoOOOooOoOEEEeEeEeeEsSsS* “

    • @biberflub
      @biberflub 5 років тому +19

      that part had me in tears lmao XD

    • @blueleegin9298
      @blueleegin9298 5 років тому +3

      Reminds me of juice wrld song called wont let go

    • @kayla-sj9uw
      @kayla-sj9uw 5 років тому +1

      Andrew Basheer 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ss-on3ll
      @ss-on3ll 5 років тому +5

      I’m crying 😂😂😂

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  5 років тому +4

      Andrew Basheer said it perfect

  • @Joeee_
    @Joeee_ 6 років тому +4090

    -Stop cursing theres children.
    -Children??!!
    -Yes Children
    -O shitt!
    3:53**

  • @Yeetmiester
    @Yeetmiester 3 роки тому +32

    “Drugs are bad kids. Don’t do this shit, I mean... smoke pot.” 💀

  • @rawaibrahim9465
    @rawaibrahim9465 5 років тому +3640

    MOM:say bye to uncle
    SON:wher is he
    MOM:in the phone
    SON:how did he get in there

  • @wil7702
    @wil7702 6 років тому +1560

    "Are you mom?"
    "Yes, I'm mom"
    "Red shirt"

  • @DeepDas-fu4wv
    @DeepDas-fu4wv 5 років тому +2153

    Mom - PG language please
    Son - I'm rated R
    I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @fsanchez13
    @fsanchez13 Місяць тому +2

    I've seen this off and on over the years still one of the best/funniest videos on UA-cam!

  • @sophiaflorence7111
    @sophiaflorence7111 6 років тому +1794

    “Dylan keep it PG...”
    “Nah I’m rated R. ARRR”

    • @_thatoneperson_9082
      @_thatoneperson_9082 6 років тому +35

      THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST IF NOT *THE* BEST PART

    • @Circuito28
      @Circuito28 6 років тому

      Can someone explaine dat to me that im italian? 😂

    • @Circuito28
      @Circuito28 6 років тому +3

      @GucciGangJason I'll send u mafia to thank for ur answer gucciboi

    • @crazy948
      @crazy948 6 років тому +3

      @@Circuito28 PG= parental guidance; R=restricted

    • @Circuito28
      @Circuito28 6 років тому +1

      @@crazy948 ohh ok got it thanks 💪

  • @williamgibney5653
    @williamgibney5653 4 роки тому +2291

    “Yeah we don’t let him cus at home”
    “oh FUCK”

    • @glenistergrotj3022
      @glenistergrotj3022 3 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @drunaisis9797
      @drunaisis9797 2 роки тому +10

      Kid: "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking, shit, fuck ..."
      Dad: "Where the fuck you learn that, we don't speak like that at home"

  • @Bajanprince67
    @Bajanprince67 5 років тому +1576

    Dude drugged out of his mind, and they’re getting mad at him for cussing. 😂💀

    • @ssh1487
      @ssh1487 4 роки тому +23

      Echelon religious people amirite

    • @Cristinact
      @Cristinact 4 роки тому +11

      They're sorry because there are children around (children's) 😅

    • @justinbmx9155
      @justinbmx9155 4 роки тому

      Was he on drugs or was this medicine for a sugery?

    • @Bajanprince67
      @Bajanprince67 4 роки тому +3

      J.J. BMX Well it’s the after affects of anesthesia.

    • @justinbmx9155
      @justinbmx9155 4 роки тому

      Oh.

  • @HisgGalore
    @HisgGalore Рік тому +6

    i LOVE this 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 i think Dad felt embaressed and PROUD at the same time 💯🖤

  • @nightfire2.0bob59
    @nightfire2.0bob59 5 років тому +1816

    "I feel like a rapper yoyo little Joe big toe'
    Me: 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rozi2089
    @rozi2089 6 років тому +1425

    I bet his teammates cracked tha heck up with this one!

  • @Emma.S.
    @Emma.S. 6 років тому +493

    “There’s children here, stop cussing!”
    “Oh childrens? Shit.”
    *slow clap*

  • @tenfourgaming940
    @tenfourgaming940 3 роки тому +26

    This is totally hilarious, I’ve been under a few times and I’ve OD’d a bunch of times and the cocktail they give you has ket and benzodiazepines (and some barbiturates) so you’ve got literally no idea what’s going on when you’re coming out of it. It’s like being drunk, stoned, on a tiny little bit of heroin and just enough acid that you can’t comprehend reality that well. It’s a blast when it’s happening but the shit my family told me I was saying coming out of surgery was so embarrassing I’m just super glad no one recorded it. I feel you man, hope you’re well and never have to have surgery again x

  • @sylviastaus3227
    @sylviastaus3227 7 років тому +1747

    "Yo, yo, yo, 'lil joe, big toe, yo!" .....That's a really good rap... XD

    • @dawsonburns6025
      @dawsonburns6025 6 років тому +3

      Sylvia Staus lmao that made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

    • @zionwatson7315
      @zionwatson7315 6 років тому +4

      that's a bar

    • @ryleighwilliams3929
      @ryleighwilliams3929 6 років тому +3

      Sylvia Staus right as I read your comment the guy said it, creepy

    • @D4RKBRU73
      @D4RKBRU73 6 років тому

      Sounds 100% like BIG SHAQ

    • @S4NSE
      @S4NSE 6 років тому +1

      Ryleigh Staus that's not creepy at all lol to someone it had to happen

  • @leotrovatomusic
    @leotrovatomusic 6 років тому +614

    "I'm gonna sleep now" - closes his eyes for 3 seconds and wakes up again - "Oh my god I feel amazing!" 😂😂this guy made my day hahaha

  • @fudoshin2776
    @fudoshin2776 6 років тому +2616

    I’m not gonna lie the thought of being that intoxicated scares me so much . The amount of secrets I have

    • @Camaro.737
      @Camaro.737 6 років тому +72

      U don't have to take this med when u get out of surgery. Like they had to re position my bone/rebreak it and i signed off to not have anything after except for the gas to make u fall asleep. I totally blanked out on what the meds are called

    • @pvpmaster8900
      @pvpmaster8900 6 років тому +32

      This is what I was thinking

    • @landon7699
      @landon7699 6 років тому +16

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @Matthew-ds9rw
      @Matthew-ds9rw 6 років тому +18

      The drug I had when I broke my leg was not even close to this it made me not think but like I could say what I want and I understood everyone it wasn’t like this guy where he doesn’t understand anything

    • @torchy_7330
      @torchy_7330 6 років тому +24

      Zeshan Veall I wonder if it can be used as a truth serum

  • @draydayj1
    @draydayj1 3 роки тому +20

    Dillon is just doing what he does when he's not around his parents but with his peers!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Striker_2
    @Striker_2 6 років тому +940

    “Put your head down”
    “OK”
    LMFAO!!!

  • @rustyblade9366
    @rustyblade9366 4 роки тому +1945

    When I woke up from surgery, first thing I asked was: "is it over??" And a nurse came to me and said "yes, you're in the recovery room now" and then I proceeded to thoroughly express my love to everyone around me, and also invite all the nurses out for dinner. Good times.

    • @OGCrick
      @OGCrick 4 роки тому +122

      I came out of surgery and asked 'are you open all night. When are you closing'

    • @fizzukhan7321
      @fizzukhan7321 4 роки тому +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @avila9861
      @avila9861 4 роки тому +20

      RustyBlade sooooo, did the nurses come for dinner?

    • @rustyblade9366
      @rustyblade9366 4 роки тому +36

      @@avila9861 Nope, still on raincheck

    • @gluebottle2444
      @gluebottle2444 4 роки тому +22

      i did the same thing lol i took off my shirt and tried to hug all of the nurses and tell them how good they did

  • @streetmoneymunchtv
    @streetmoneymunchtv 6 років тому +1660

    I can't wait to smoke some purp😂😂😂😂

    • @Lincolnator721
      @Lincolnator721 6 років тому +96

      Oh boy. He's in trouble

    • @DropsKilleeer
      @DropsKilleeer 6 років тому +8

      He a snitch that's what he is

    • @777sweett777
      @777sweett777 6 років тому +1

      What is purp? Is he referring to some pot?

    • @dellafiori501
      @dellafiori501 6 років тому +11

      @@777sweett777 Purple Haze

    • @777sweett777
      @777sweett777 6 років тому

      @@dellafiori501 , Oh okay. Gotta go look that up! LOLZ!!!

  • @dthomason119
    @dthomason119 3 роки тому +30

    I've had 7 ortho surgeries, so I've heard the stories of what I've been saying from my wife. This stuff is really powerful.

  • @htx.slater7658
    @htx.slater7658 6 років тому +1218

    He just snitched on himself about smokin weed 😂

    • @globalfrosty1369
      @globalfrosty1369 6 років тому +2

      HTX.Slater pain meds

    • @htx.slater7658
      @htx.slater7658 6 років тому +1

      Global Frosty what about em? Lol

    • @4k_shotz505
      @4k_shotz505 6 років тому +3

      And cussing hahahaha

    • @Steve_1999
      @Steve_1999 6 років тому +22

      Normal people don't act like this after anesthesia. It doesn't make you tell your secrets or anything... It's basically like being really drunk with memory loss. You won't remember what you said 30 seconds apart and that's what makes people afraid that they said something weird. Don't say much of anything while waking up because you might let your guard down and accidentally include too much information while you're feeling so great.

    • @cainthebastard7053
      @cainthebastard7053 6 років тому +7

      HTX.Slater I’m going under anesthesia in a week and I know ima say some stupid shit so I’m having my best friend shut me up if she needs to. 😂
      I got stuff I’d rather not say 🤣

  • @Nique_777
    @Nique_777 4 роки тому +3035

    I hate how they keep telling him to stop he can’t help it

    • @boyo3446
      @boyo3446 4 роки тому +233

      yup, you have no filter when you're all drugged up

    • @whengrapespop5728
      @whengrapespop5728 4 роки тому +61

      @Boyo
      Yes you do, it’s just very hard to keep yourself under control.

    • @Yin-Yang-444
      @Yin-Yang-444 4 роки тому +31

      @@boyo3446
      Yes you do, it’s just very hard to keep yourself under control when you're on cloud 9.

    • @Yin-Yang-444
      @Yin-Yang-444 4 роки тому +9

      @@whengrapespop5728 How could you not finish your sentence??? How could you??? How???

    • @felixdom9693
      @felixdom9693 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah very true.

  • @dippinggainsreviews1955
    @dippinggainsreviews1955 6 років тому +3203

    Thats my worst fear that ill say some crazy things that I dont need my parnets hearing

    • @internetexplorer7303
      @internetexplorer7303 6 років тому +34

      DippingGainsReviews same

    • @dipjunkietv1175
      @dipjunkietv1175 6 років тому +22

      DippingGainsReviews ima put a Dip in for ya my dude!

    • @odoylerules7228
      @odoylerules7228 6 років тому +11

      Right there with you

    • @lukefreeman2027
      @lukefreeman2027 6 років тому +4

      Putting one in right now

    • @RaidPvPMan
      @RaidPvPMan 6 років тому +30

      DippingGainsReviews At least you can say you were just on another world and didnt happen 😂

  • @Megan-bw2ep
    @Megan-bw2ep 3 роки тому +16

    I love how almost all of the people on anesthesia do what they're told but still do whatever afterwards

  • @robinjackson7540
    @robinjackson7540 5 років тому +1053

    "Aye knuckle me up right now, knuckle me up righ now, naw I feel amazing, no pain, what's pain, what's pain...... WHAT IS PAYNE!?"

  • @helloworld-bu1vk
    @helloworld-bu1vk 6 років тому +598

    1:05
    -Oh no cursing?! I thought we are at home
    -*We don‘t curse at home*
    lmao

    • @-Dark_
      @-Dark_ 6 років тому

      TDFXX I’m your 600th like

  • @twistedgooner6472
    @twistedgooner6472 5 років тому +1595

    Mums getting embarrassed she needs to calm down lol

    • @Thehammer32
      @Thehammer32 5 років тому +7

      I know right

    • @eliray39
      @eliray39 5 років тому +72

      @@blake2631 Damn, who hurt you?

    • @OG-zv3lz
      @OG-zv3lz 5 років тому +1

      MY GUY LACA! Much love!!

    • @blake2631
      @blake2631 5 років тому +28

      @@eliray39 sorry these type of people trigger me. If you wanna know the truth my mom was the same way. It's called a control freak. They try to control every situation and make everything about them. They also love drama or they wouldn't introduce themselves into others situations. They then go on to try to make themselves the center of attention to try and insert dominance and control over the other person so they then can later feel good about themselves and tell there little brain "yeah, i won, yeah, im always right" so they can actually feel relevant and needed but in fact no one needs these type of people and I think why they do it is because deep down they know no one wants or needs them so they try to lash out and control other people's situations because that's the only time they can feel like an authority figure and be under there own made up illusion that they helped the person but it's really there own self crying for attention.

    • @blake2631
      @blake2631 5 років тому +21

      @Abhilass N Who are you to know how "all" mom's are supposed to act, you know it all internet gangster. I don't feel like explaining anything to you because your IQ couldn't handle it and what are you thinking calling people "idiots" and telling them to "shut the hell up" on the internet hiding behind your little computer or phone screen all safe and junk. Like what are going to do if I don't? Comment me to death? You sound real tough kid. Grow up...I'd feel bad if you didn't at least do that before I made a complete fool out of you and I've only just begun.

  • @Jay-fr9mn
    @Jay-fr9mn 3 роки тому +118

    He must of took a pretty bad injury to have to get surgery right away, he’s still wearing his baseball uniform... he had to get operated on ASAP!

    • @radhominem
      @radhominem 3 роки тому +12

      That has me confused asf. I'm trying to figure out what kind of injury he could have had that required this sort of response. Like, I've seen catchers get run over, I've seen outfielders collide, I've seem some accidental baserunning incidents that weren't pretty, but this dude was sorts of fucked up and idk how.

    • @queeniesarver9788
      @queeniesarver9788 3 роки тому +5

      The gave him ketomine a strong drug. The high will only last about 30 minutes. Not for surgery but to set his arm manually by an Orthopedic doctor. Not really surgery there was no cutting involved or operation so to say. A treatment room and it hurts like a MFer.... So they give the ketomine and literally manipulate the broken bones back in to place and put a cast on immediately. He won't remember a thing! He will only think he took a nap when in reality he was awake and high as Fu$#. How do I know this? It happened to me when I broke my leg. Even I'd that boy had never swore before the drug is strong and it's a party in his brain! The whole smoking pot when we get home that's probly all true. I know they warned his parents he would react this way. Powerful drug for sure a great high but he won't remember it at all!

    • @christopherkobs5354
      @christopherkobs5354 3 роки тому +5

      Broke my arm playing hockey, both bones in the forearm right next to the wrist. My radius bone was 27° out of place. Walked into the ER with full hockey gear (including gloves but no skates). Did an x ray and then had to go to a different place for them to push the bone back into place. Even though it was like a 3 hour wait to get the anesthesia (ketamine), I did it with all my hockey pads on in the bottom half including hockey pants (didn’t have any other pants). Still originally walked into the ER with all my Hockey gear except my helmet and skates, carrying my arm because the trainer didn’t have a sling and it wasn’t worth getting an ambulance.

    • @Sea-cucumber1151
      @Sea-cucumber1151 3 роки тому +1

      @@radhominem he probably dislocated his and they had to reset the bones. He has a half soft cast on till swelling goes down, then he will get the real cast. I had that, I thought I was on a boat and closed my eyes and was back on the sail boat! I rode the waves.

    • @Thecatnamedkiwi
      @Thecatnamedkiwi 5 місяців тому +1

      I almost broke my elbow and had to have surgery. So. Its possibly he had surgery

  • @sweetzlovin4239
    @sweetzlovin4239 4 роки тому +1455

    The drugs got him feeling like a rapper 😆

  • @2HRTS1LOVE
    @2HRTS1LOVE 5 років тому +1611

    I have a feeling this kid is a handful even when he's not high, lol.

    • @najmanoor6255
      @najmanoor6255 4 роки тому +49

      I'm thinking the same thing

    • @donjon5442
      @donjon5442 4 роки тому +94

      Nah this kind of shit will turn the quietest kid wild

    • @thatoneguy9666
      @thatoneguy9666 4 роки тому +26

      Don Jon watch your mouth there are children around

    • @whitelily3474
      @whitelily3474 4 роки тому +1

      Agree🤣🤣🤣

    • @andyd3447
      @andyd3447 4 роки тому +3

      yeah most teenagers are.

  • @p9ris659
    @p9ris659 5 років тому +1690

    *I WANNA SMOKE SUM PURP*
    *MOM : SINCE WHEN DO SMOKE*
    *DAD: DONT ANSWER THAT QUESTION*

    • @marceljep3492
      @marceljep3492 5 років тому +148

      A man of honor

    • @kathyh4804
      @kathyh4804 5 років тому +34

      Lol!!!! They were probably shocked!

    • @frequentsee3815
      @frequentsee3815 5 років тому +46

      Someone had a good birthday with dad lol

    • @ejimmichael5768
      @ejimmichael5768 5 років тому +35

      Dad has been in on it all along. They be rolling joints together

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  5 років тому +10

      p9ris go check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

  • @nascartargetcupseries2579
    @nascartargetcupseries2579 3 роки тому +11

    “SPINNIN ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND IM IN THE NASCAR 500” i felt that💯

  • @roarroon1666
    @roarroon1666 6 років тому +1271

    Why r they getting pissed at him lol like he has no clue no what’s going on xD

    • @LupixSubscribe
      @LupixSubscribe 5 років тому +46

      That doesnt allow his parents to restrict him from swearing

    • @whitewavegsd4479
      @whitewavegsd4479 5 років тому +35

      It’s just a normal thing for the parents to say. To tell their kid to stop swearing.

    • @dannybrockman2492
      @dannybrockman2492 5 років тому +4

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @redacted1944
      @redacted1944 5 років тому +5

      Lupix they’re his parents and that’s what allows them to tell him to stop swearing

    • @peacebeuponus129
      @peacebeuponus129 5 років тому +1

      Lupix ...nah. In some families,you get smacked for that

  • @anthonykelly3878
    @anthonykelly3878 5 років тому +918

    “Can u use PG language”
    Nah I’m rated R

  • @stephaanieeeeliseee4020
    @stephaanieeeeliseee4020 6 років тому +487

    I feel f*cking amazing! Dad: hey, hey no cursing. Son: oh what? I thought we were at home... Dad: what?! You don't curse at home
    😂😂😂😂

  • @KiwikimNZ
    @KiwikimNZ 2 роки тому +11

    Oh let him swear. “Oh he’s cussing!” So what! That mother is so worried about what people are thinking! He can’t help it, it’s funny. He has no inhibitions and his brain can not understand what’s going on around him, the last thing when your in that state is thinking about a kid hearing you outside the door. I’m a nurse and it’s all good. Shut the door and let him
    Have a bit of fun so long as he’s not hurting himself or anyone else. I think he’s great we need more laughter in this world lol

    • @mbsheisey
      @mbsheisey 5 місяців тому +3

      You are absolutely right!

    • @MagicalImaginings23
      @MagicalImaginings23 4 місяці тому +2

      Thank you! I’m glad somebody said it. I’ve seen many videos like this where the family members are telling the person coming out of anesthesia to be quiet, and I’m like… dude, this person cannot THINK clearly right now, so what do you mean “watch your mouth”? So annoying. They obviously don’t know how drugs work.

  • @3mro463
    @3mro463 5 років тому +851

    “Put your head down”
    OKEH *slams head onto the bed*

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  5 років тому +3

      Amr Alqurashi
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @rachellbruce5586
      @rachellbruce5586 4 роки тому +1

      time?

    • @3mro463
      @3mro463 4 роки тому +3

      Rachell Bruce 0:51

  • @kallibaer32
    @kallibaer32 5 років тому +942

    'Drugs are bad kids...smoke pot'
    hahaha

    • @k9sway
      @k9sway 5 років тому

      kallibaer32 pot is not a drug its a plant

    • @shwetranjan1923
      @shwetranjan1923 5 років тому +6

      @@k9sway are u really that dumb?

    • @crocodile2501
      @crocodile2501 5 років тому +4

      @@k9sway I think pot should be legal, but that argument is so autistic. It's like saying Opium isn't a drug because it's a poppy.

    • @lanceseaman88
      @lanceseaman88 5 років тому +1

      @@crocodile2501 thank you. People are in fucking denile like crazy over the word "drug". And cocaine is scraped off the coca leaves. Then you hear "well they're cut with stuff" yeah you're right! Lol pure opium and coca would be way more potent and addictive if it wasn't stomped on after the plant. If something can treat something it is considered and classified as a drug. So by making marijuana legal and medicinal it actual back fired because before it was an illegal plant and now it's a *drug* that treats all kind of things. Ppl need to stop getting sensitive nips and triggered over made up words (which all words are).

    • @tristanyow3356
      @tristanyow3356 5 років тому

      I smok weed

  • @tgs4653
    @tgs4653 5 років тому +3485

    Must of been a horrible injury if they did surgery with him still in his baseball uniform

    • @debidevalois4881
      @debidevalois4881 5 років тому +298

      Yeah, that's what I thought too

    • @KQuinn672
      @KQuinn672 5 років тому +164

      Looks like broken arm

    • @tylerturman4557
      @tylerturman4557 5 років тому +72

      No they do that with sports injury’s.

    • @Cheesegoose3
      @Cheesegoose3 5 років тому +22

      Tyler Turman did same for me with soccer

    • @korymanuel6759
      @korymanuel6759 5 років тому +10

      Nothing major try having 14 knee surgeries

  • @ihaveaname4109
    @ihaveaname4109 3 роки тому +4

    "Yo yo YO! little Joe! With TOE!!!"
    I'M CRYING... Lol

  • @sophievogel8116
    @sophievogel8116 5 років тому +660

    3:28 😂 best part. “I’m sayin bad words!? Oh my god! Pottymouth... I’m goin to sleep.” 😂

    • @geonosi
      @geonosi 5 років тому +6

      I am deceased 😂😂😂

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 років тому +8

      Mom: dont cuss
      Guy: there are childrens? Oh shit"

    • @Decaturdan
      @Decaturdan 5 років тому +2

      “Im rated R”
      “Drugs are bad”
      “Smoke pot”
      “Shoot”

    • @mahz2582
      @mahz2582 5 років тому

      I saw that while reading this comment

  • @catchan9739
    @catchan9739 5 років тому +400

    "Put your head down"
    *OOKAAYYYY*

  • @glgl1472
    @glgl1472 4 роки тому +2868

    I've been a nurse for 40 years and I've never seen anyone act like this usually they are just real chill.

    • @quinny6920
      @quinny6920 4 роки тому +184

      It also has an adverse effect on me! Lol. I get all hyped up too

    • @nicolevigo5349
      @nicolevigo5349 4 роки тому +422

      I woke up from my thyroid surgery asking where my baby I just gave birth to was lol

    • @fizzukhan7321
      @fizzukhan7321 4 роки тому +38

      @@nicolevigo5349 😂😂deddddddde

    • @lillmzraw8730
      @lillmzraw8730 4 роки тому +44

      Times have changed, honey.

    • @gotnokush
      @gotnokush 4 роки тому +60

      Yea it’s cause they are over reacting for the camera. Everyone wants to go viral now.

  • @nickpanhead7209
    @nickpanhead7209 Рік тому +5

    I hope that kid is doing good today, he like that feeling a little to much. Great video

  • @ichi8088
    @ichi8088 6 років тому +2035

    yo yo yo lil joe big toe yo😂

    • @ricci3950
      @ricci3950 6 років тому

      What part is that?

    • @ichi8088
      @ichi8088 6 років тому

      @@ricci3950 Lol like the middle or beginning I think😂

    • @5thdmt
      @5thdmt 6 років тому

      Bars

    • @mysteretsym
      @mysteretsym 6 років тому

      Lol you know this guy sounds like a drunk rock lee

    • @mysteretsym
      @mysteretsym 6 років тому

      In dubbed

  • @arlenecentral6952
    @arlenecentral6952 6 років тому +1847

    He look like the the fast kid from the incredibles

  • @domenick00
    @domenick00 6 років тому +586

    Dillon....stop cussing....Oh...I thought we were at home....lmao

    • @lemur8088
      @lemur8088 6 років тому +6

      DOM ITALIA yea just rat out the parents

  • @nicholas8476
    @nicholas8476 2 місяці тому +2

    "We apologize." "We don't let him curse at home." "Oh, F*CK!" 🤣🤣

  • @AdrianaBarron1
    @AdrianaBarron1 6 років тому +345

    Oh.... He's in trouble.... His mom said " What have you been smoking?" And his dad said " *No* no, don't answer that question."

    • @letsbehonest4221
      @letsbehonest4221 6 років тому +33

      Adriana Barron his dad been giving him some weed on the side

    • @cloudcloud6395
      @cloudcloud6395 6 років тому

      gotohell Thats alright if hes 16 or 17, thats when the brain stops growing, or am i completely wrong?

    • @letsbehonest4221
      @letsbehonest4221 6 років тому +6

      @@cloudcloud6395 critical parts of the brain involved in decision-making are not fully developed until years later at age 25 or so

    • @cloudcloud6395
      @cloudcloud6395 6 років тому

      gotohell so im completely wrong

  • @sidqi2106
    @sidqi2106 6 років тому +556

    This is the reason why I am afraid to do this... Imma snitch on myself on everything lol

    • @Ty-op5xr
      @Ty-op5xr 5 років тому +6

      Same lmfao

    • @jonas7208
      @jonas7208 5 років тому +4

      well i just explained very loudly how outmeal is supposed to be cooked... 😂

    • @Daleader24
      @Daleader24 5 років тому

      Lol exactly.

    • @thebl4ckkillertv194
      @thebl4ckkillertv194 5 років тому

      Damn i would Love to try this Shit. Ist Hella fun i think so

    • @jonesbbqfirepizza5539
      @jonesbbqfirepizza5539 5 років тому

      Soooo true

  • @dblocknyc
    @dblocknyc 4 роки тому +579

    "Oh no cursing?"
    "NO"
    "i thought we were home" 🤣😂🤣

  • @gehrigbjr
    @gehrigbjr 3 роки тому +2

    ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT & I’ll never get over it.

  • @isabellaw1070
    @isabellaw1070 5 років тому +1598

    How an they get mad at him for cussing when he’s drugged? Lol

    • @YamzUtd
      @YamzUtd 5 років тому +38

      Thats whay im thinking

    • @naomidunagan1342
      @naomidunagan1342 5 років тому +69

      Why would they have kids there in the first place with a teenage boy

    • @uglyr8887
      @uglyr8887 5 років тому +30

      L S D the dad is laughing the whole tilt and the mom is just embarrassed calm down

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 5 років тому +12

      Naomi because they tend to work on teens in children’s hospitals

    • @mr.2gr33dy7
      @mr.2gr33dy7 5 років тому +1

      2nd hand embarrassment

  • @Thesheperd703
    @Thesheperd703 5 років тому +2344

    He's drugged man, give him a break

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  5 років тому +8

      Beardedman
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @lewisdixon6203
      @lewisdixon6203 4 роки тому +11

      looks like he already had one

    • @_Area-51
      @_Area-51 4 роки тому +69

      Ikr his folks telling him off like he knows what's hes doing 🙄

    • @_Area-51
      @_Area-51 4 роки тому +4

      @@dylan.schiddy I guess he'll leave a comment and a like if he wants.. Jeesh..

    • @Africanvillageactivities
      @Africanvillageactivities 4 роки тому +1

      I agree with you

  • @someguy1688
    @someguy1688 6 років тому +824

    0:33 one of the few rappers Eminem was afraid to diss

  • @Kailynn_2413
    @Kailynn_2413 Місяць тому +3

    “Yo yo yo little Joe big toe” 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @arianag5292
    @arianag5292 5 років тому +637

    “I can’t wait till I go home and smoke some purp”🤣🤣

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  5 років тому +1

      Ariana G
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

  • @MrCostas32
    @MrCostas32 4 роки тому +710

    "Yo yo yo little Joe with a toe".. someone sign this boy! The next eminem

  • @haylieprice9569
    @haylieprice9569 4 роки тому +4141

    “Holy fuck”
    “Dylan there’s children stop cussing”
    “Aww here’s children? Shit”

    • @somethingcool9168
      @somethingcool9168 3 роки тому +40

      I felt that

    • @Ethan-uq2ew
      @Ethan-uq2ew 3 роки тому +17

      "you had us in the first half"

    • @skylineXpert
      @skylineXpert 3 роки тому +9

      you should have been there when i got my xray taken after a nasty fall during a half marathon.
      I was coming good during the first lap and then: smock, i trip over a carpet mat and the left elbow and rib casing takes teh fall and twist my neck a we bit.
      After xray i asked: any children, the nurse said no.
      I let it rip like captain haddock in several foreign languages.
      Luckely nothing was broken and recovery was fine.

    • @brendenstahl7007
      @brendenstahl7007 3 роки тому +2

      Lazarbeam cussing at family event

    • @JoseDaPrimo
      @JoseDaPrimo 3 роки тому +1

      @@skylineXpert were you high?

  • @OceanSwimmer
    @OceanSwimmer 2 роки тому +6

    This is one that you show at Dylan's wedding. Epic.
    The magic of pain killers.