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    15 year old goes off after surgery, drugs are good.!! INSTAGRAM: main-@dylan.schiddy and company-@GetSchiddy

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  • @bunniegutz1
    @bunniegutz1 4 роки тому +9372

    "oh 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬"
    "dylan! watch ur mouth, theres kids here!"
    "oh childrens? oh 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵"

    • @Tony_CDXX
      @Tony_CDXX 4 роки тому +52

      melf on the shelf hahahahaha

    • @zyhuggans3595
      @zyhuggans3595 4 роки тому +24

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LosAnggraito
      @LosAnggraito 4 роки тому +129

      The mom said "we're at an all children's hospital" and he's like "all children's? Oh *shit!* " 😂😂😂

    • @AlexMartinez-tu9vr
      @AlexMartinez-tu9vr 4 роки тому +5

      I was about to comment that till I saw this

    • @mystix1979
      @mystix1979 4 роки тому +3

      Timestamp?

  • @davetube3958
    @davetube3958 5 років тому +6954

    "I thought I was at home"
    "We don't curse at home"
    Dude's revealing some secrets😂

    • @emmanuelcabansag9249
      @emmanuelcabansag9249 5 років тому +96

      this is like the effect of truth serum

    • @davetube3958
      @davetube3958 5 років тому +31

      @@emmanuelcabansag9249 "there is no such thing as truth serum, it's just a nonsense from TV" 😂

    • @Daleader24
      @Daleader24 5 років тому +5

      @@emmanuelcabansag9249 lol yeah the truth reveals itself.

    • @Noah-zr6vq
      @Noah-zr6vq 5 років тому +2

      "What do you meannn'😂😂

    • @Exhaiel89
      @Exhaiel89 5 років тому +22

      He said he smokes purp too. Dry snitching left and right.

  • @heavyiron3572
    @heavyiron3572 3 роки тому +899

    I remember waking up after surgery and telling the nurse to inform my wife that I didn't make it. It was a minor surgery that removed a non-benign tumor off the top of my foot.

    • @fizzl3sah
      @fizzl3sah 3 роки тому +26

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 3 роки тому +24

      Tbh the stupid will come out after a surgery

    • @christieintexas
      @christieintexas 3 роки тому +15

      I've had multiple surgeries and never got to have the funny reaction. As soon as I woke up I was completely normal. 💔

    • @dilbixwinaldemir1215
      @dilbixwinaldemir1215 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao!!

    • @johnhastie7118
      @johnhastie7118 2 роки тому +17

      I’ll be honest… this made me cry laughing…to which my wife just slapped me for keeping her awake…now I wish I didn’t make it

  • @earthling8585
    @earthling8585 Рік тому +76

    He's adorable! I'm sure everyone will be re-watching this over the years and laughing, especially him! He's hilarious! 😂🤣

  • @eagle7441
    @eagle7441 5 років тому +20129

    He sounds like he’s been possessed by lil pump

    • @awadisfamilyshorts
      @awadisfamilyshorts 5 років тому +78

      Eagle/Lil Bird true that

    • @rh5340
      @rh5340 5 років тому +83

      This is epic

    • @anctx
      @anctx 5 років тому +47

      I thought of that 😂

    • @wigglywoo2598
      @wigglywoo2598 5 років тому +23

      😆😆😆fcking cool comment

    • @444mviews9
      @444mviews9 5 років тому +23

      Thats what codeine does

  • @arifrench5880
    @arifrench5880 5 років тому +3365

    Mom: stop stop swearing there’s children
    Him: there’s children’s? Shiit

    • @eyyyeyyyeyyyeyyy9164
      @eyyyeyyyeyyyeyyy9164 4 роки тому +27

      Don't do this shit oh i mean
      Oh i mean smoke pods

    • @ss-on3ll
      @ss-on3ll 4 роки тому +4

      Me 😂😂😂

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 роки тому +3

      Ari French
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

  • @Yeetmiester
    @Yeetmiester 3 роки тому +116

    “We don’t let him cuss at home.” “Oh, FUCK!” 😂

  • @ymac7245
    @ymac7245 3 роки тому +49

    "I feel like i'm a rapper........yo yo yo, little Joe, big toe"
    Later: " 1 2 3 shoe, yeah you do, you step in poo" 🤣🤣

  • @shkt19
    @shkt19 4 роки тому +3782

    "I can't feel my tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeees"

    • @DemraSynfata
      @DemraSynfata 4 роки тому +39

      if you turn on captions it goes [Music] and [Applause] at the toooooooes part

    • @KK-ev2xh
      @KK-ev2xh 4 роки тому +3

      1 2 3 shoe

    • @sidenaming
      @sidenaming 4 роки тому +3

      lmfaooaoaoaoao

    • @myg7188
      @myg7188 4 роки тому +2

      Am i loud am I to loud aha

    • @deborahmccray2912
      @deborahmccray2912 3 роки тому

      @@myg7188 nnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @meatloaf6107
    @meatloaf6107 6 років тому +3580

    Dad was the real MVP
    Mom- what have you been smoking?
    Dad- Don't answer that question.
    Lol.

    • @altondr
      @altondr 6 років тому +216

      best dad.

    • @sukyamudda6868
      @sukyamudda6868 5 років тому +170

      meat loaf Dad smokes with him

    • @klockrey
      @klockrey 5 років тому +39

      Dang my arm feels FUCKING AMAZING😂😂😂

    • @isaacbrownlee3444
      @isaacbrownlee3444 5 років тому +6

      #1dad

    • @KiddFrostVlogs
      @KiddFrostVlogs 5 років тому

      Don’t miss this giveaway 😭
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  • @stanleywhineray1772
    @stanleywhineray1772 3 роки тому +275

    you can tell the dad is so proud and wants to laugh so much but keeps it together barely lmao

  • @mickeyduke1910
    @mickeyduke1910 Рік тому +50

    I had abdominal surgery and woke up with a southern accent..
    The nurse asked my wife where's he from.. my wife said Queens New York.

  • @corruptfaith6674
    @corruptfaith6674 4 роки тому +8286

    Give the kid a break hes never been that high in his life.

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 роки тому +207

      Corrupt Faith
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @donnaheard24
      @donnaheard24 4 роки тому +17

      🤣🤣

    • @kayharrisrankin5805
      @kayharrisrankin5805 4 роки тому +79

      Corrupt Faith some people have a strong reaction to anesthesia... I’ve been under a lot and always woke up in Agony!

    • @itziebitz
      @itziebitz 4 роки тому +18

      @@kayharrisrankin5805 me too. How are people so happy coming out of anesthesia? I have mental breakdowns.

    • @kundankrishna9264
      @kundankrishna9264 4 роки тому +31

      just look at him , he is enjoying , after so much pain he suffered , like let him enjoy and its ok

  • @haaruun6776
    @haaruun6776 5 років тому +5683

    Kid:„I wanna smoke some purpp“
    Mom: „Since when do you smoke?“
    Dad: „Don’t answer that question!“

  • @xehP
    @xehP 3 роки тому +50

    “We don’t let him cuss at home trust me”
    Lmfao the fact you had to clarify that and not the fact he smokes weed makes me think they do let him swear at home hahaha

  • @Yeetmiester
    @Yeetmiester 3 роки тому +24

    “Drugs are bad kids. Don’t do this shit, I mean... smoke pot.” 💀

  • @y0Swap
    @y0Swap 5 років тому +8741

    This dude be snitchin' on himself, lmao

    • @saeto1
      @saeto1 5 років тому +83

      Chelsea Rice I’ve always thought about the same thing, and hope I never need that .

    • @elijahwheat6193
      @elijahwheat6193 5 років тому +24

      Yeah he’s enjoying this high!

    • @cashtaylor9804
      @cashtaylor9804 5 років тому +42

      Ikr... PURP😂🤣😂🤣

    • @afrojack9901
      @afrojack9901 5 років тому +3

      Paavo ok

    • @Sara-us1mn
      @Sara-us1mn 5 років тому +31

      I told the nurse about my psychedelic use when I was on anathesia

  • @fears2818
    @fears2818 5 років тому +2032

    "I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME TO SMOKE SOME PURPP!"

    • @ChristianGeske-yn3mr
      @ChristianGeske-yn3mr 5 років тому +3

      Teemu死会死了 you see my wordplay I’m too high 😂😂😂

    • @hashberry1135
      @hashberry1135 5 років тому +1

      Haha."

    • @bryanbutler5382
      @bryanbutler5382 5 років тому +9

      Mans was done soon as he said that

    • @tunatuna7204
      @tunatuna7204 5 років тому +6

      I don’t know what purp is but I’m going with pot?

    • @buckbundy8642
      @buckbundy8642 4 роки тому

      tuna tuna purple haze I’m assuming. It’s a strain of marijuana.

  • @pamavery9352
    @pamavery9352 Місяць тому +4

    I’m an RN in the recovery room! Patients are soooo very funny coming out of anesthesia!! It usually makes my day sooo much better!😂😂😂😂

  • @draydayj1
    @draydayj1 3 роки тому +17

    Dillon is just doing what he does when he's not around his parents but with his peers!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @adamlynch2920
    @adamlynch2920 4 роки тому +4757

    “I can’t wait to go home and smoke some purp”

  • @rawaibrahim9465
    @rawaibrahim9465 5 років тому +3592

    MOM:say bye to uncle
    SON:wher is he
    MOM:in the phone
    SON:how did he get in there

  • @dthomason119
    @dthomason119 3 роки тому +29

    I've had 7 ortho surgeries, so I've heard the stories of what I've been saying from my wife. This stuff is really powerful.

  • @Megan-bw2ep
    @Megan-bw2ep 3 роки тому +12

    I love how almost all of the people on anesthesia do what they're told but still do whatever afterwards

  • @lawrenceadornado9849
    @lawrenceadornado9849 5 років тому +2276

    “I cant wait till i get home and smoke some purp!” Haha

  • @TBZ_Productions
    @TBZ_Productions 5 років тому +4256

    “drugs are bad kids don’t do drugs, smoke pot” 😂😂🤣

    • @lumineon.
      @lumineon. 5 років тому +30

      I know you might disagree. But based on what the definition of a drug is. Pot is no different 😌

    • @TURK_182
      @TURK_182 5 років тому +60

      @@lumineon. yeah, its a drug but it's safer than most other recreational drugs, has a lot of medical benefits & if you eat it they're no harmful effects

    • @Szymon-cy5el
      @Szymon-cy5el 5 років тому

      how

    • @TheResistance8969
      @TheResistance8969 5 років тому +22

      It is the safest drug in the world. Cause you cannot overdose pot

    • @Alexandredro
      @Alexandredro 5 років тому +1

      He’s right

  • @HisgGalore
    @HisgGalore Рік тому +6

    i LOVE this 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 i think Dad felt embaressed and PROUD at the same time 💯🖤

  • @benjisisler2579
    @benjisisler2579 3 роки тому +11

    "Watch your mouth there's children." "There's children?! Shit!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vaskopaunovski5864
    @vaskopaunovski5864 5 років тому +2600

    Dad: we don't let him cuss at home
    Kid: oh fucckk

  • @bookmilla8616
    @bookmilla8616 6 років тому +8596

    ”I CANT FEEL MY TOENAILS-A HAAAAAAA!”

  • @nascartargetcupseries2579
    @nascartargetcupseries2579 3 роки тому +10

    “SPINNIN ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND IM IN THE NASCAR 500” i felt that💯

  • @kreonn1
    @kreonn1 3 роки тому +20

    absolutely cool guy. i'm sorry that his parents are ashamed of him and that they keep reproaching him.
    the parents should learn to relax a little. the boy is under surveillance on drugs and just feels good.
    they'd better share the joy with him.

  • @Joeee_
    @Joeee_ 5 років тому +4056

    -Stop cursing theres children.
    -Children??!!
    -Yes Children
    -O shitt!
    3:53**

  • @wil7702
    @wil7702 5 років тому +1540

    "Are you mom?"
    "Yes, I'm mom"
    "Red shirt"

  • @KiwikimNZ
    @KiwikimNZ Рік тому +7

    Oh let him swear. “Oh he’s cussing!” So what! That mother is so worried about what people are thinking! He can’t help it, it’s funny. He has no inhibitions and his brain can not understand what’s going on around him, the last thing when your in that state is thinking about a kid hearing you outside the door. I’m a nurse and it’s all good. Shut the door and let him
    Have a bit of fun so long as he’s not hurting himself or anyone else. I think he’s great we need more laughter in this world lol

    • @mbsheisey
      @mbsheisey Місяць тому +2

      You are absolutely right!

    • @MagicalImaginings23
      @MagicalImaginings23 12 днів тому

      Thank you! I’m glad somebody said it. I’ve seen many videos like this where the family members are telling the person coming out of anesthesia to be quiet, and I’m like… dude, this person cannot THINK clearly right now, so what do you mean “watch your mouth”? So annoying. They obviously don’t know how drugs work.

  • @Jay-fr9mn
    @Jay-fr9mn 3 роки тому +111

    He must of took a pretty bad injury to have to get surgery right away, he’s still wearing his baseball uniform... he had to get operated on ASAP!

    • @radhominem
      @radhominem 3 роки тому +11

      That has me confused asf. I'm trying to figure out what kind of injury he could have had that required this sort of response. Like, I've seen catchers get run over, I've seen outfielders collide, I've seem some accidental baserunning incidents that weren't pretty, but this dude was sorts of fucked up and idk how.

    • @queeniesarver9788
      @queeniesarver9788 3 роки тому +6

      The gave him ketomine a strong drug. The high will only last about 30 minutes. Not for surgery but to set his arm manually by an Orthopedic doctor. Not really surgery there was no cutting involved or operation so to say. A treatment room and it hurts like a MFer.... So they give the ketomine and literally manipulate the broken bones back in to place and put a cast on immediately. He won't remember a thing! He will only think he took a nap when in reality he was awake and high as Fu$#. How do I know this? It happened to me when I broke my leg. Even I'd that boy had never swore before the drug is strong and it's a party in his brain! The whole smoking pot when we get home that's probly all true. I know they warned his parents he would react this way. Powerful drug for sure a great high but he won't remember it at all!

    • @christopherkobs5354
      @christopherkobs5354 2 роки тому +4

      Broke my arm playing hockey, both bones in the forearm right next to the wrist. My radius bone was 27° out of place. Walked into the ER with full hockey gear (including gloves but no skates). Did an x ray and then had to go to a different place for them to push the bone back into place. Even though it was like a 3 hour wait to get the anesthesia (ketamine), I did it with all my hockey pads on in the bottom half including hockey pants (didn’t have any other pants). Still originally walked into the ER with all my Hockey gear except my helmet and skates, carrying my arm because the trainer didn’t have a sling and it wasn’t worth getting an ambulance.

    • @Sea-cucumber1151
      @Sea-cucumber1151 2 роки тому

      @@radhominem he probably dislocated his and they had to reset the bones. He has a half soft cast on till swelling goes down, then he will get the real cast. I had that, I thought I was on a boat and closed my eyes and was back on the sail boat! I rode the waves.

    • @Thecatnamedkiwi
      @Thecatnamedkiwi Місяць тому

      I almost broke my elbow and had to have surgery. So. Its possibly he had surgery

  • @DeepDas-fu4wv
    @DeepDas-fu4wv 5 років тому +2116

    Mom - PG language please
    Son - I'm rated R
    I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @naya5094
    @naya5094 4 роки тому +4247

    “put your head down”
    “Ok!” **plop**

    • @agoraphobicadam1171
      @agoraphobicadam1171 4 роки тому +37

      That was my favorite part too. :)

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 роки тому +19

      naya
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @kdaniel0704
      @kdaniel0704 4 роки тому +1

      naya lol
      That’s my favorite part

    • @nemanjamarkovic2444
      @nemanjamarkovic2444 4 роки тому +1

      he diead the moment she sayed it

    • @gforce2777
      @gforce2777 4 роки тому +2

      A memorable moment in UA-cam history, for certain!

  • @wealthcomplicated4713
    @wealthcomplicated4713 2 роки тому +11

    When they put me into surgery for my fractured wrist I felt like i went through a portal of the past of people that have been in that hospital. Trippiest experience I've ever been in it was like I left my body and came back. When I woke up I thought I was being captured and I tried yelling help to the nurses walking pass the room but they ignired me and then i would fall asleep quick. It just keep looping back to me waking up thinking im captured and yelling help lmao. After i was more aware I started looking around for the doctor that did the surgery, to over thank him for saving my life in a non-life threatening surgery.

    • @alisonjanssen2728
      @alisonjanssen2728 Рік тому +1

      My son did the same.. broke his foot when he was 10. Coming out of anesthesia, kept thanking the doctors and nurses. "Thank you for saving my life. There are good people in the world"🤣🤣🤣. They said he was the most polite patient.

  • @tenfourgaming940
    @tenfourgaming940 3 роки тому +25

    This is totally hilarious, I’ve been under a few times and I’ve OD’d a bunch of times and the cocktail they give you has ket and benzodiazepines (and some barbiturates) so you’ve got literally no idea what’s going on when you’re coming out of it. It’s like being drunk, stoned, on a tiny little bit of heroin and just enough acid that you can’t comprehend reality that well. It’s a blast when it’s happening but the shit my family told me I was saying coming out of surgery was so embarrassing I’m just super glad no one recorded it. I feel you man, hope you’re well and never have to have surgery again x

  • @yeahwhatever1184
    @yeahwhatever1184 4 роки тому +4387

    “Keep it PG”
    “I’m rated R”
    I felt that

  • @TripGuerrilla
    @TripGuerrilla 4 роки тому +2742

    1:34 -Mom "what you been smoking what you talking about?!"
    -Good Samaritan "No dont answer that question"

    • @maxhallman1036
      @maxhallman1036 4 роки тому +178

      I think that was his dad

    • @nokizzington8695
      @nokizzington8695 4 роки тому +79

      @@maxhallman1036 nah maybe his brother dude sounds like he's 17 - 21 at most 😪

    • @rofenognico1049
      @rofenognico1049 4 роки тому +47

      drip_lifter hes at least a hero

    • @elijahthegoat9681
      @elijahthegoat9681 4 роки тому +20

      he def said he was boutta smoke a perc i’m weak

    • @ZombiieNation
      @ZombiieNation 4 роки тому +19

      Elijah The goat purp not perc lol

  • @jorgegonzaragoza3050
    @jorgegonzaragoza3050 Рік тому +9

    That kid got some secrets .

  • @lifeofshante199
    @lifeofshante199 3 роки тому +19

    U can’t make a person who is high be quiet lmao I’d let him curse because he didn’t no better because he was night lol this is so funny

  • @Deathane
    @Deathane 4 роки тому +1956

    When he said “what pain? What’s pain? WHat. Is. Pain.?” I felt that 😂

    • @Yin-Yang-444
      @Yin-Yang-444 4 роки тому +16

      Plot Twist: He overdosed on marijuana edibles before he had anesthesia.

    • @Deathane
      @Deathane 4 роки тому +5

      CBD So Many Health Benefits!!!! Probably! 😂😂 he’s spilling his own beans too.

    • @crimsonguy975
      @crimsonguy975 3 роки тому +5

      This world shall know pain

    • @uwaismohideen7610
      @uwaismohideen7610 3 роки тому +3

      @@crimsonguy975 Nagato pain 😂😂

    • @Dave-dh7rt
      @Dave-dh7rt 3 роки тому +2

      Read this as he said it

  • @pchow10
    @pchow10 5 років тому +1964

    The Moms more worried about her image at the hospital hahaha

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 5 років тому +149

      hahah she should know by now her little Dylan isn't that innocent. he's 15 for gods sake so of course he swears. parents can be so outta touch i swear lol

    • @tiana1736
      @tiana1736 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @vixiestarfire
      @vixiestarfire 5 років тому +9

      MsDudette21 I think she is perfectly aware of how he is, she just didn't prepare for him to not have any control over what he says in the hospital. He probably does swear at home and around his friends, and they've taught him that there is a time and place for that, and a hospital isn't one of them. he was probably perfectly well behaved in front of the nurses before the surgery
      And they probably know he smokes weed too lol

    • @jaredrobinson3480
      @jaredrobinson3480 5 років тому +6

      Ye its so annoying.

    • @lilcargoship6142
      @lilcargoship6142 5 років тому +1

      @@MsDudette21 lol not all teenagers like to swear just saying

  • @ihaveaname4109
    @ihaveaname4109 2 роки тому +3

    "Yo yo YO! little Joe! With TOE!!!"
    I'M CRYING... Lol

  • @beastmode602
    @beastmode602 3 роки тому +38

    The parents are annoying the hell outta me leave him be he "higher than the SKY right now" 😂🤣🤣

  • @NGlitchesFTW
    @NGlitchesFTW 5 років тому +12537

    Lmfaooo when hes back to himself, u already know he getting grounded for pot😂

    • @Yourmomsvibrator69
      @Yourmomsvibrator69 5 років тому +59

      NGlitchesFTW yep

    • @Yourmomsvibrator69
      @Yourmomsvibrator69 5 років тому +32

      Nice vids btw

    • @mufin5159
      @mufin5159 5 років тому +52

      pot? He said he was smoking Percs aswell which is 1000x worse lol hope he is not on that shit at an age of 15.

    • @jbignJesus
      @jbignJesus 5 років тому +124

      @@mufin5159 smoking purp.. purple haze

    • @casb11
      @casb11 5 років тому +7

      NGlitchesFTW in my family I'd be beat

  • @fudoshin2776
    @fudoshin2776 5 років тому +2544

    I’m not gonna lie the thought of being that intoxicated scares me so much . The amount of secrets I have

    • @Camaro.737
      @Camaro.737 5 років тому +72

      U don't have to take this med when u get out of surgery. Like they had to re position my bone/rebreak it and i signed off to not have anything after except for the gas to make u fall asleep. I totally blanked out on what the meds are called

    • @pvpmaster8900
      @pvpmaster8900 5 років тому +32

      This is what I was thinking

    • @landon7699
      @landon7699 5 років тому +16

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @Matthew-ds9rw
      @Matthew-ds9rw 5 років тому +18

      The drug I had when I broke my leg was not even close to this it made me not think but like I could say what I want and I understood everyone it wasn’t like this guy where he doesn’t understand anything

    • @torchy_7330
      @torchy_7330 5 років тому +24

      Zeshan Veall I wonder if it can be used as a truth serum

  • @terecee1204
    @terecee1204 Рік тому +2

    He's actually a little cutie, if only all patients react like this.

  • @Conaty
    @Conaty Рік тому +5

    Imagine trying to demand someone who clearly has no control over what he's saying to filter what he's saying. It's funny how they take the moral high ground with cussing but record and post this "vulnerable" moment of their son for the world to see. Selective morality is a doozy.

  • @p9ris659
    @p9ris659 5 років тому +1676

    *I WANNA SMOKE SUM PURP*
    *MOM : SINCE WHEN DO SMOKE*
    *DAD: DONT ANSWER THAT QUESTION*

    • @marceljep3492
      @marceljep3492 4 роки тому +148

      A man of honor

    • @kathyh4804
      @kathyh4804 4 роки тому +34

      Lol!!!! They were probably shocked!

    • @frequentsee3815
      @frequentsee3815 4 роки тому +46

      Someone had a good birthday with dad lol

    • @ejimmichael5768
      @ejimmichael5768 4 роки тому +35

      Dad has been in on it all along. They be rolling joints together

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 роки тому +10

      p9ris go check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

  • @kfandom8835
    @kfandom8835 4 роки тому +1548

    Nurse: "This is the best part of the job."
    😂😂😂😂

    • @warriorzmindset
      @warriorzmindset 4 роки тому +29

      BG AH he’s not a Prick he is clearly not in the right state of mind fuckhead

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 роки тому +2

      Valentina Barrios
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @SSJslayer226
      @SSJslayer226 4 роки тому +1

      BG AH dumbass

    • @coquifrogs5873
      @coquifrogs5873 4 роки тому +3

      BG AH
      You're probably the type of nurse who fucked their way through medical school instead of earning it through hard work a practiced talent.

    • @bensonng877
      @bensonng877 4 роки тому +4

      BG AH if you‘r some type of nurse like you said, i just feel poor for the people, whom you take care of.

  • @nikkinicole5435
    @nikkinicole5435 3 роки тому +3

    4:29 "There better be no video of me being on that shit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Cryyying.

  • @vonnie0_0
    @vonnie0_0 2 роки тому +4

    Shhhh
    “YEAH?”
    shhhhhhh
    “AM I TOO LOUD?!”

  • @sophiaflorence7111
    @sophiaflorence7111 5 років тому +1761

    “Dylan keep it PG...”
    “Nah I’m rated R. ARRR”

    • @_thatoneperson_9082
      @_thatoneperson_9082 5 років тому +35

      THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST IF NOT *THE* BEST PART

    • @Circuito28
      @Circuito28 5 років тому

      Can someone explaine dat to me that im italian? 😂

    • @Circuito28
      @Circuito28 5 років тому +3

      @GucciGangJason I'll send u mafia to thank for ur answer gucciboi

    • @crazy948
      @crazy948 5 років тому +3

      @@Circuito28 PG= parental guidance; R=restricted

    • @Circuito28
      @Circuito28 5 років тому +1

      @@crazy948 ohh ok got it thanks 💪

  • @andrewbasheer864
    @andrewbasheer864 5 років тому +1781

    “I can’t feel my, *tOooOoOOOooOoOEEEeEeEeeEsSsS* “

    • @biberflub
      @biberflub 4 роки тому +19

      that part had me in tears lmao XD

    • @blueleegin9298
      @blueleegin9298 4 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of juice wrld song called wont let go

    • @kayla-sj9uw
      @kayla-sj9uw 4 роки тому +1

      Andrew Basheer 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ss-on3ll
      @ss-on3ll 4 роки тому +5

      I’m crying 😂😂😂

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 роки тому +3

      Andrew Basheer said it perfect

  • @null3070
    @null3070 Рік тому +8

    I do remember that after waking up from my eye surgery, I had this urge to talk and tell everything that was on my mind. I had this other patient next to me that I heard was also a nurse, so I started discussing this philosophical thought on how does nurses treat patients that are also nurses . I remember the nurses in the room being amused with all of it. I am an introvert but with after effect from anesthesia I am this other persona.

  • @ItsDatCajunStuff
    @ItsDatCajunStuff 3 роки тому +7

    Looks like mom and dad got to meet "What I'm Like At School" Dylan.

  • @leotrovatomusic
    @leotrovatomusic 5 років тому +607

    "I'm gonna sleep now" - closes his eyes for 3 seconds and wakes up again - "Oh my god I feel amazing!" 😂😂this guy made my day hahaha

  • @sweetzlovin4239
    @sweetzlovin4239 4 роки тому +1457

    The drugs got him feeling like a rapper 😆

  • @OceanSwimmer
    @OceanSwimmer 2 роки тому +4

    This is one that you show at Dylan's wedding. Epic.
    The magic of pain killers.

  • @U.S.ontopp
    @U.S.ontopp Рік тому +2

    “No no mom I feel good I feel gooooooodd”😂😂

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 5 років тому +2274

    I feel amazing!
    I can't feel my toe nails...

  • @Bajanprince67
    @Bajanprince67 4 роки тому +1550

    Dude drugged out of his mind, and they’re getting mad at him for cussing. 😂💀

    • @ssh1487
      @ssh1487 4 роки тому +20

      Echelon religious people amirite

    • @Cristinact
      @Cristinact 4 роки тому +8

      They're sorry because there are children around (children's) 😅

    • @justinbmx9155
      @justinbmx9155 4 роки тому

      Was he on drugs or was this medicine for a sugery?

    • @Bajanprince67
      @Bajanprince67 4 роки тому +2

      J.J. BMX Well it’s the after affects of anesthesia.

    • @justinbmx9155
      @justinbmx9155 4 роки тому

      Oh.

  • @josavo6377
    @josavo6377 2 роки тому +5

    Now they know how their kid really is when he is away from the house with his friends.

  • @ronthompson95
    @ronthompson95 2 роки тому +3

    I’m laying in bed watching this with headphones on so my wife can sleep and she keeps slapping my arm saying that I’m shaking the entire bed from laughing. I am dying.

  • @antwoniquejohnson7380
    @antwoniquejohnson7380 4 роки тому +2988

    I hate how they keep telling him to stop he can’t help it

    • @boyo3446
      @boyo3446 4 роки тому +228

      yup, you have no filter when you're all drugged up

    • @whengrapespop5728
      @whengrapespop5728 3 роки тому +60

      @Boyo
      Yes you do, it’s just very hard to keep yourself under control.

    • @Yin-Yang-444
      @Yin-Yang-444 3 роки тому +31

      @@boyo3446
      Yes you do, it’s just very hard to keep yourself under control when you're on cloud 9.

    • @Yin-Yang-444
      @Yin-Yang-444 3 роки тому +9

      @@whengrapespop5728 How could you not finish your sentence??? How could you??? How???

    • @felixdom9693
      @felixdom9693 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah very true.

  • @erinmosley429
    @erinmosley429 6 років тому +656

    Dad telling him not to answer when his mom asks what he’s been smoking. Real MVP.

    • @vx1297
      @vx1297 6 років тому +36

      For real

    • @abduljabari7299
      @abduljabari7299 5 років тому

      cLicKbre if I found out my son was smoking weed and he was 16-17 I wouldn’t be mad but I’ll let them know the side effects, weed won’t kill anyone, you have a higher chance of getting killed by aleve, aspirin, and pain medications than weed

    • @kevinanthony5296
      @kevinanthony5296 5 років тому

      Abdul Jabari Weed is illegal though and people go to jail for it.. so might wanna rethink that

    • @jennatools5049
      @jennatools5049 5 років тому +1

      Kevin Anthony nah fam its legal

    • @kevinanthony5296
      @kevinanthony5296 5 років тому

      Jenna Tools It is legal in some states and illegal in others. Most states in the U.S have no legalized weed.. so I'm assuming it is illegal where the person commented lives

  • @hiruksharanaweera3336
    @hiruksharanaweera3336 Рік тому +1

    😂😂oh!mom
    You're mom?
    You're mom?right
    You're mom..
    You are wearing red shirt😂😂

  • @act1veee
    @act1veee 3 роки тому +3

    "im gonna sleep,i-i-i gotta end this"
    2 seconds later
    " *WOW I FEEL AMAZING* "

  • @rustyblade9366
    @rustyblade9366 4 роки тому +1938

    When I woke up from surgery, first thing I asked was: "is it over??" And a nurse came to me and said "yes, you're in the recovery room now" and then I proceeded to thoroughly express my love to everyone around me, and also invite all the nurses out for dinner. Good times.

    • @OGCrick
      @OGCrick 4 роки тому +123

      I came out of surgery and asked 'are you open all night. When are you closing'

    • @fizzukhan7321
      @fizzukhan7321 4 роки тому +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @avila9861
      @avila9861 4 роки тому +20

      RustyBlade sooooo, did the nurses come for dinner?

    • @rustyblade9366
      @rustyblade9366 4 роки тому +36

      @@avila9861 Nope, still on raincheck

    • @gluebottle2444
      @gluebottle2444 4 роки тому +22

      i did the same thing lol i took off my shirt and tried to hug all of the nurses and tell them how good they did

  • @streetmoneymunchtv
    @streetmoneymunchtv 5 років тому +1652

    I can't wait to smoke some purp😂😂😂😂

    • @Lincolnator721
      @Lincolnator721 5 років тому +96

      Oh boy. He's in trouble

    • @DropsKilleeer
      @DropsKilleeer 5 років тому +8

      He a snitch that's what he is

    • @777sweett777
      @777sweett777 5 років тому +1

      What is purp? Is he referring to some pot?

    • @dellafiori501
      @dellafiori501 5 років тому +11

      @@777sweett777 Purple Haze

    • @777sweett777
      @777sweett777 5 років тому

      @@dellafiori501 , Oh okay. Gotta go look that up! LOLZ!!!

  • @SandieSmith4
    @SandieSmith4 3 роки тому +25

    He is adorable!!!! And, he’s a real cutie!!!! Made me laugh out loud!!!

    • @davidsmock8235
      @davidsmock8235 3 роки тому +1

      He seems like a punk.

    • @Noone-ew2wk
      @Noone-ew2wk 2 роки тому +1

      @@davidsmock8235 😬 u ok bro?

    • @oldkidx
      @oldkidx 2 роки тому +1

      @@davidsmock8235 😐😐😐🤡🤡🤡

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake 2 роки тому

      @@davidsmock8235 You sure you're not just jealous, lard ass?

    • @davidsmock8235
      @davidsmock8235 2 роки тому

      @@chilliecheesecake Come on bitch. What's wrong?

  • @nickpanhead7209
    @nickpanhead7209 Рік тому +5

    I hope that kid is doing good today, he like that feeling a little to much. Great video

  • @dippinggainsreviews1955
    @dippinggainsreviews1955 6 років тому +3197

    Thats my worst fear that ill say some crazy things that I dont need my parnets hearing

    • @internetexplorer7303
      @internetexplorer7303 6 років тому +34

      DippingGainsReviews same

    • @dipjunkietv1175
      @dipjunkietv1175 6 років тому +22

      DippingGainsReviews ima put a Dip in for ya my dude!

    • @odoylerules7228
      @odoylerules7228 6 років тому +11

      Right there with you

    • @lukefreeman2027
      @lukefreeman2027 6 років тому +4

      Putting one in right now

    • @RaidPvPMan
      @RaidPvPMan 6 років тому +30

      DippingGainsReviews At least you can say you were just on another world and didnt happen 😂

  • @nightfire2.0bob59
    @nightfire2.0bob59 5 років тому +1811

    "I feel like a rapper yoyo little Joe big toe'
    Me: 🤣🤣🤣

  • @victorajie1476
    @victorajie1476 3 роки тому +55

    The lack of support for dylan is plain upsetting.

  • @Ano-Nymous
    @Ano-Nymous 2 роки тому

    - Oh F**K!
    - Hey! Watch your mouth they're all children out here.
    - All childrens?
    - Yeah.
    - SH!T!
    🤣

  • @Irraptured
    @Irraptured 5 років тому +724

    "Am I saying bad words? Oh my god! Pottymouth!" I cant

  • @cobrahazarddj7370
    @cobrahazarddj7370 3 роки тому +2211

    “I’m a rapper. Yo yo yo big joe, big toe” got me cracking up 😂

  • @gehrigbjr
    @gehrigbjr 2 роки тому +2

    ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT & I’ll never get over it.

  • @benjisisler2579
    @benjisisler2579 2 роки тому +1

    Mom: what have you been smoking?
    Dad: don't answer that
    Dad a goat fr😂😂😂

  • @htx.slater7658
    @htx.slater7658 6 років тому +1208

    He just snitched on himself about smokin weed 😂

    • @globalfrosty1369
      @globalfrosty1369 6 років тому +2

      HTX.Slater pain meds

    • @htx.slater7658
      @htx.slater7658 6 років тому +1

      Global Frosty what about em? Lol

    • @4k_shotz505
      @4k_shotz505 6 років тому +3

      And cussing hahahaha

    • @Steve_1999
      @Steve_1999 6 років тому +22

      Normal people don't act like this after anesthesia. It doesn't make you tell your secrets or anything... It's basically like being really drunk with memory loss. You won't remember what you said 30 seconds apart and that's what makes people afraid that they said something weird. Don't say much of anything while waking up because you might let your guard down and accidentally include too much information while you're feeling so great.

    • @cainthebastard7053
      @cainthebastard7053 6 років тому +7

      HTX.Slater I’m going under anesthesia in a week and I know ima say some stupid shit so I’m having my best friend shut me up if she needs to. 😂
      I got stuff I’d rather not say 🤣

  • @abetteryou1825
    @abetteryou1825 4 роки тому +1167

    "Oh I'm saying bad words? Omg I'm going to sleep, I gotta end this"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @ronthompson95
    @ronthompson95 2 роки тому +1

    He doesn’t swear at home. And I give my weekly paychecks to charity. Lol

  • @ryanrandolph7734
    @ryanrandolph7734 10 місяців тому +3

    When I woke up from surgery I had this giant smile on, and the nurse in front of me was absolutely gorgeous. I don't know if that was drugs or she really was stunning, but I couldn't believe how beautiful she looked. I had fantasies of raising a family with her, but I didn't say anything embarrassing. I kept my silly thoughts to myself.

    • @Kekat_editz
      @Kekat_editz 9 місяців тому

      Maybe the drugs made you think she was stunning

  • @Emma.S.
    @Emma.S. 5 років тому +490

    “There’s children here, stop cussing!”
    “Oh childrens? Shit.”
    *slow clap*

  • @anthonykelly3878
    @anthonykelly3878 5 років тому +911

    “Can u use PG language”
    Nah I’m rated R

  • @jacobkoppenhaver2593
    @jacobkoppenhaver2593 2 роки тому +2

    Yell at your teenager while he's on opiates, like he can control himself. Great parenting.

  • @glenistergrotj3022
    @glenistergrotj3022 2 роки тому +1

    Kid: You’re mom right? You’re mom? You’re mom? You’re mom?
    Me: 😂😂😂😂

  • @rozi2089
    @rozi2089 5 років тому +1422

    I bet his teammates cracked tha heck up with this one!

  • @aaronjackson2780
    @aaronjackson2780 5 років тому +2161

    Oh childrens?!?! Shittt!!!

  • @Carpenterdane
    @Carpenterdane 2 роки тому +3

    I just had surgery last week. I was told I wanted all the recovery room nurses to load up in my car and go to a Mexican restaurant with me.

  • @franz6859
    @franz6859 2 роки тому +6

    I got my wisdom teeth removed today and it felt like I was asleep for like 1 minute 🤣. I also was surprisingly coherent as well.

  • @helloworld-bu1vk
    @helloworld-bu1vk 5 років тому +597

    1:05
    -Oh no cursing?! I thought we are at home
    -*We don‘t curse at home*
    lmao

    • @-Dark_
      @-Dark_ 5 років тому

      TDFXX I’m your 600th like

  • @Thesheperd703
    @Thesheperd703 4 роки тому +2336

    He's drugged man, give him a break

    • @dylan.schiddy
      @dylan.schiddy  4 роки тому +8

      Beardedman
      check out the new video and leave a like and comment❗️

    • @lewisdixon6203
      @lewisdixon6203 4 роки тому +11

      looks like he already had one

    • @_Area-51
      @_Area-51 4 роки тому +69

      Ikr his folks telling him off like he knows what's hes doing 🙄

    • @_Area-51
      @_Area-51 4 роки тому +4

      @@dylan.schiddy I guess he'll leave a comment and a like if he wants.. Jeesh..

    • @Africanvillagetee
      @Africanvillagetee 4 роки тому +1

      I agree with you

  • @glenistergrotj3022
    @glenistergrotj3022 2 роки тому +2

    2:00 I love how they were saying “shhhh” to him as if he was a baby.

  • @jammeljackson8778
    @jammeljackson8778 3 роки тому +1

    "We dont let him curse at home"
    Dylan "I feelguddadenamuddafuckaaaaa" LMAO!!!