Jack After Wisdom Teeth Removal

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  • Опубліковано 28 кві 2013
  • This is the video of me after my wisdom teeth were removed. I do not remember it but, this is how I reacted to the medicine I was given for the surgery. I hope you enjoy!
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  • @laurenostler7700
    @laurenostler7700 9 років тому +916

    "Mom there's subway!!!"
    "I know honey"
    "THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" 😂😂😂

    • @novaleaashleigh3340
      @novaleaashleigh3340 9 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @SPICYGAL
      @SPICYGAL 9 років тому +9

      my life in a nutshell hahaha

    • @ECHOspaceGamingOfficial
      @ECHOspaceGamingOfficial 8 років тому

      Infinity Lauren Hahaha, that was one of my favourite bits too XD And Lauren, I just had a check around your channel, and you haven't uploaded any videos yet and I was really let down because your channel sounds awesome!!! Especially since your an English lass, and I'm from England too ;) I'd be really interested in seeing your videos (I've already subscribed as well) :)

    • @bappo3272
      @bappo3272 7 років тому

      JakeDRUMS cringe

    • @lesterspanker
      @lesterspanker 7 років тому +17

      I think he deserves a bonus for that Subway should pay him.

  • @norbugrg6350
    @norbugrg6350 4 роки тому +2424

    This guy is all about love and positivity even on drugs. His parents raised him very well.

    • @densetsu7430
      @densetsu7430 4 роки тому +11

      Mdma

    • @jeffharder8706
      @jeffharder8706 4 роки тому +13

      Densetsu lol. I really doubt they give out mdma at the dentist. It’d be nice!

    • @densetsu7430
      @densetsu7430 4 роки тому +7

      @@jeffharder8706 I would instant move right there

    • @punchjudy
      @punchjudy 4 роки тому +3

      His parents exploit him on youtube

    • @rls4072
      @rls4072 3 роки тому +12

      YesAwake, when I watched this I immediately thought this kid has excellent parents!

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 роки тому +696

    "Your purse is purple and it looks so good. It's such a beautiful color"
    "It's orange sweety"

    • @taggartblake
      @taggartblake 3 роки тому +14

      Sweety* although he looks sweaty lol

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm 3 роки тому +30

      When I had my wisdom teeth out I came to in middle of gushing about the BEAUTIFUL gold curtains in the office. I was so stricken by their radiance. I went on and on about those gold curtains.
      Next week came back to get a check up and stitches out. I asked why they had changed the curtains.
      They hadn’t.
      The curtains were blue, y’all.

    • @messageoflove1969
      @messageoflove1969 3 роки тому +7

      @@83gemm lol. BEAUTIFUL gold curtains that when you were off the meds you discovered that they were blue? Crazy.
      Watching this kid makes me think that the drugs that they gave him are kind of scary. He is ALL over the place.

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm 3 роки тому +5

      @@messageoflove1969 Yep. They were actually blue. But I’m telling you they were the most luminescent gold the day I was on the meds.

  • @yan7359
    @yan7359 4 роки тому +717

    "Dad when we go home and you're sitting in your poppa bear chair, can you make me some porridge? " lmao I love this guy!

  • @zaralee652
    @zaralee652 9 років тому +691

    I died when he freaked out because he didn't buy her flowers and started singing When I was your man

  • @trytinn
    @trytinn 9 років тому +2390

    "When ur sittin ur papa bear chair r u gonna make me some porage"

    • @JordynLeathers
      @JordynLeathers 9 років тому +66

      Porridge*

    • @trytinn
      @trytinn 9 років тому +78

      Jordyn u wanna fight ? U dont correct me unless u want to fight

    • @okapiwildebeest751
      @okapiwildebeest751 9 років тому +8

      Ajaax dying with laughter

    • @user-cj2qr8lg8d
      @user-cj2qr8lg8d 9 років тому +9

      Seriously u are stupid even a kid knows better then u who would start a fight about being corrected you need to know or you be more stupid

    • @trytinn
      @trytinn 9 років тому +38

      Its a joke lol chill

  • @camk9332
    @camk9332 4 роки тому +508

    The porridge took me out 😭🤣
    Also, “I am the million bucks, spend myself” is a whole mood 😎

    • @XYz-yx5nq
      @XYz-yx5nq 3 роки тому +7

      The Papa Bear chair and cooking him porridge did it for me. I was rolling on the couch.🤣🤣👏👏👏👏🙏🏼

    • @jesussavesministries3558
      @jesussavesministries3558 3 роки тому

      Cam K Accept JESUS CHRIST as your LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST is the ONLY way to HEAVEN

    • @jesussavesministries3558
      @jesussavesministries3558 3 роки тому

      X Yz Accept JESUS CHRIST as your LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST is the ONLY way to HEAVEN

    • @cottoncandyfriends8933
      @cottoncandyfriends8933 3 роки тому

      @@jesussavesministries3558 I'm simply downing this bkz this guy has written about 40 of these. I do believe what he is saying, but to say it so many times is getting on my last nerve!! Jesus IS the only way to Heaven, but it should be said with empathy & compassion, not constant repetition. Thank you for listening.
      Candy

  • @SeanScott80
    @SeanScott80 4 роки тому +629

    Jack is a 100% good guy. Even though he is still recovering from the effects of anesthesia, he was true, honest, pure and kind. He never swore, he was never crude, he loves his friends, and he is a gentleman. Good on you, Jack! Even though this IS embarrassing, it shows what really good person you are.

    • @jmike2039
      @jmike2039 2 роки тому +13

      I dont think its embarrassing at all. Its embarrassing to care that much what others think.

    • @Mzmissy215
      @Mzmissy215 2 роки тому +2

      @@jmike2039 ..not really 🙄

    • @thatsarock
      @thatsarock Рік тому +5

      it's not embarrassing at all.. I'm glad I never needed my wisdom teeth pulled..I would've shared all of my secrets lol

    • @cartmantnp3690
      @cartmantnp3690 Рік тому +4

      He used gods name in vain. He did curse

    • @joelarizaga5323
      @joelarizaga5323 Рік тому +3

      @@cartmantnp3690 may God forgive you for judging your neighbor. Follow the bible and repent

  • @DippinSauc
    @DippinSauc 8 років тому +827

    "I'm my home. Inside my heart." That's deep

    • @michaelmore9120
      @michaelmore9120 8 років тому

      That is! He was wise! jk lol

    • @iliadnetfear2586
      @iliadnetfear2586 8 років тому +24

      +psabeyr ningombam "I am the million bucks...
      I spend myself..."
      Heavy stuff, man.

    • @samuelseager6362
      @samuelseager6362 8 років тому +41

      MAN, HE WANTED TO SWIM WITH THE FISHIES MOM, WHY DID YOU GO PAST IT

    • @tneiciagarrison7120
      @tneiciagarrison7120 8 років тому

      +Ethan Kattner lol

    • @brydakainma
      @brydakainma 4 роки тому

      No, he’s just high.

  • @infinity3jif
    @infinity3jif 7 років тому +3144

    he's so happy and emotional at the same damn time :)

    • @emmanuelmoore4297
      @emmanuelmoore4297 7 років тому +4

      trigga ville I know😇

    • @WhiteMadea
      @WhiteMadea 7 років тому +11

      trigga ville anesthesia goals lol

    • @m.corder1071
      @m.corder1071 7 років тому +63

      trigga ville is it weird that I think it is kinda cute

    • @Jammiefitz
      @Jammiefitz 7 років тому +19

      redvacktors_numder_1_ fan I think it's cute too

    • @ayubraja5164
      @ayubraja5164 5 років тому +3

      trigga ville why do people act like this when they get their wisdom teeth out

  • @samclarn
    @samclarn 3 роки тому +251

    “Every girl deserves to go to a ball and have a good time with a great guy” 🥰🥰 Sweetheart

  • @Nenemoosha-so3we
    @Nenemoosha-so3we 3 роки тому +194

    "Where are we going?"
    "We are going home."
    "Home?!"
    "I am home, home is right here (hands on chest), home is right here in my heart."
    Though he is sedated. That statement speaks volume(TRUTH)

  • @IknowIamkindagreat
    @IknowIamkindagreat 4 роки тому +1916

    Someone protect this young man, he is pure.

  • @Graceisabella20
    @Graceisabella20 4 роки тому +495

    The emotional rollercoaster he’s on is just like me on my period hahaha

  • @tjlatu4122
    @tjlatu4122 10 місяців тому +87

    Ten years later and this video still makes me laugh and smile every time. I’d love an update on how he’s doing .!

  • @lol-et2wv
    @lol-et2wv 7 років тому +804

    There's subway MUM!
    honey i know
    WELL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
    I died lmao 😂

    • @drbzzz7308
      @drbzzz7308 7 років тому +3

      Same😂

    • @Snowsboarding
      @Snowsboarding 7 років тому

      Vlogsbunny03 what time

    • @loading...2535
      @loading...2535 7 років тому +10

      1:54 is the time... I am DYING!!!!!!! "MOOM... IM LEAKING AGAIN!!!!!!"

    • @user-pe2gq6lp8g
      @user-pe2gq6lp8g 7 років тому +6

      ....and "I don't know what it means!!" LOL!! I also like how he wants to hang out with "the locks of gold!! bahaha

    • @user-jd9ei3td5v
      @user-jd9ei3td5v 7 років тому

      bokay s አመሰግናለሁ

  • @courtneylee643
    @courtneylee643 7 років тому +1961

    "I'm leaking and I don't know what it means!" 😂😂😂

  • @thewaywardpoet
    @thewaywardpoet 3 роки тому +194

    I always smile when he says, "I was with Jake Plummer last night! He is such a good friend..." Just the way he says it is so sweet and innocent. This has to be one of the most wholesome videos on UA-cam. :)

  • @bassdaddy6548
    @bassdaddy6548 4 роки тому +81

    "Dad, do you own the kingdom of love" I freaking love this kid!
    The quotes from this kid are priceless...

  • @daisydaisy9397
    @daisydaisy9397 7 років тому +199

    He wants to hangout with goldielocks 😂😂😂 locks of gold

    • @majesticmods6902
      @majesticmods6902 7 років тому +4

      Daisy Lama 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pk_lawnmower4746
    @pk_lawnmower4746 7 років тому +714

    He told his mom not to hit any unicorns

    • @swaggerjadelego771
      @swaggerjadelego771 7 років тому +6

      Grey Flash Gaming well that would be sad. Rainbow guts everywhere

    • @rrLoki.
      @rrLoki. 7 років тому

      Grey Flash 😂

    • @oliviabrown3265
      @oliviabrown3265 7 років тому +9

      THIS IS SOOOOOOO FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @oliviabrown3265
      @oliviabrown3265 7 років тому +40

      THIS IS SOOOOOOO FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @brypie
    @brypie 3 роки тому +68

    7 years later, and this video is still the best!

    • @ShakiraElisea
      @ShakiraElisea 2 роки тому

      Now it’s 8 and still the best!💙

  • @mvj1153
    @mvj1153 4 роки тому +74

    Mom: "Ok, I'll come over there and let you out"
    Jack: "Let me outta where?...."Oh we're in the space shiiiip!!!"
    Mom: We're home. You wanna go in and see Max and Luxy?"
    Jack: "Max and Luxy?"....."Are they going to Mars with me?"

  • @NatalieWarren13
    @NatalieWarren13 7 років тому +715

    He said: "I feel like a million bucks man, Imma go to vegas, man I am a million bucks I'll spend myself!"

    • @spamspecial4948
      @spamspecial4948 4 роки тому +10

      I read this as I was watching that exact part

    • @KimBouchard
      @KimBouchard 3 роки тому +3

      That's a great quote.

  • @cassittamonette
    @cassittamonette 8 років тому +595

    "you have to treat every girl like they are your queen!!" aww

  • @ThomasBoyce5000
    @ThomasBoyce5000 2 роки тому +59

    You can tell this kid has a kind, gentle, and sweet soul. He's a good kid.

  • @K-Dawggg
    @K-Dawggg 3 роки тому +71

    “I just wanna know who built the ocean” - orange philosopher

  • @mrjixk
    @mrjixk 8 років тому +777

    That moment when you realize that your mom is not your sister. Poor Jack ;_;

  • @bblyssful
    @bblyssful 8 років тому +558

    "i can actually hold my breath for a really long time... look watch huuumm puhhh . " 😂😂😂😂😂😂 it was like 1 second😂😂😂😂

    • @bblyssful
      @bblyssful 8 років тому +20

      mom - that was a long time
      jack - it was a long time wasnt it ??
      lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @paulinawong6327
      @paulinawong6327 8 років тому +6

      it was like half a sec

    • @bblyssful
      @bblyssful 8 років тому +3

      Paulina Wong true

    • @sweetloverkathy7843
      @sweetloverkathy7843 8 років тому

      +Paulina Wong Quarter of a half sec more like lol

    • @ironfist6730
      @ironfist6730 8 років тому

      hahaha

  • @marthawarrington7748
    @marthawarrington7748 4 роки тому +80

    You have to treat every girl like they are your queen. Dad must have instilled positive in his son

    • @jameretief8327
      @jameretief8327 3 роки тому +1

      You’d HAVE to be on some good drugs to think that.

    • @smigma3349
      @smigma3349 2 роки тому

      Only your girl is the queen

  • @alix660
    @alix660 3 роки тому +43

    "Look at these white things in the sky" "And what about the blue stuff all around it" it doesn't get much funnier than that!

  • @joelperez2411
    @joelperez2411 9 років тому +261

    "I just want to know who built the ocean,mom."

  • @geometrydashexotic6289
    @geometrydashexotic6289 8 років тому +329

    *crying*
    "What is this stuff?"
    "It's just water that comes out of your eyes and nose"
    "Does this leakage build the ocean?"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @llucky23
      @llucky23 8 років тому +3

      I just want to know who build the ocean. XD

    • @benschwab3592
      @benschwab3592 8 років тому

      +Lucky Alana your goblin

    • @RunaroundStar
      @RunaroundStar 8 років тому +7

      +Lucky Alana WHAT BUILDS THE OCEAN!? *Throws tissue*

  • @melissabrooks1926
    @melissabrooks1926 3 роки тому +57

    Unicorns, mermaids, and a space ship...awesome day for Jack!

  • @nateloish3309
    @nateloish3309 3 роки тому +39

    "I can hold my breath a long time!"- immediately breaths out.

  • @GinMadara
    @GinMadara 10 років тому +149

    "I am the million bucks! Spend myself" is the greatest hip hop lyric ever written

  • @PennyGirlable
    @PennyGirlable 7 років тому +512

    "Dad, When you get home and sit in your papa bear chair, you need to make me some porridge😂 I died!!

    • @mafudiap
      @mafudiap 7 років тому +21

      lmao I died! 😂

  • @Mya-fu7fy
    @Mya-fu7fy 3 роки тому +107

    This baby is so precious and adorable❤ oh my goodness! Whoever the lucky girl is that gets to spend their life with him will be so lucky 🤗

  • @mvj1153
    @mvj1153 3 роки тому +38

    "She loves to dance and That is a FACT!"

  • @eliannaoquendo1741
    @eliannaoquendo1741 7 років тому +718

    Jake: We're Twins!?!?
    Mom:Yes. we're twins.
    Jake:Your my sister!!
    Mom: No, Honey I'm your mother.

    • @Mugen_YG
      @Mugen_YG 7 років тому +43

      No? you're not my sister? :

    • @victoriaengeron356
      @victoriaengeron356 6 років тому +3

      Lukas Swearingen nobody cares

    • @elyjahthomas9938
      @elyjahthomas9938 6 років тому

      Elianna Oquendo why can't I hear any thing

    • @onewish6944
      @onewish6944 5 років тому

      Elianna Oquendo who the fuck is jake?

    • @lanav2478
      @lanav2478 5 років тому

      500th like

  • @CuteBlueCherri
    @CuteBlueCherri 10 років тому +122

    "There's subway! Mom!"
    "Honey I know, I hear ya"
    "WELL WHAT ARE YA DOIN'??!!"

  • @MarkMark0000
    @MarkMark0000 3 роки тому +30

    "I got home inside my heart mom."
    This man has achieved enlightenment

  • @bruht101
    @bruht101 3 роки тому +60

    I love how he genuinely cares about all his friends and think they are so cool, I want to hang out with him now lol

  • @MadeofSpareParts24
    @MadeofSpareParts24 7 років тому +562

    I love how quick he changed the subject.

  • @juniorramirez8217
    @juniorramirez8217 7 років тому +233

    jack: Dad, can the mermaid be my gf
    Dad: yes
    Mom: what about sara
    Jack: omg i totally forgot about sara
    i started dying

    • @dinosambo7881
      @dinosambo7881 4 роки тому +9

      @Richard Scaggs Sarah isn't his girlfriend, Sarah's the nurse that took care of him 🤣🤣

  • @judyfowler2023
    @judyfowler2023 3 роки тому +88

    I laughed all the way through this. He flips from thing to thing and emotion to emotion. Too funny and great parents so patient too

  • @lisazelko3353
    @lisazelko3353 3 роки тому +28

    This is still hands down, one of the funniest videos on UA-cam.

  • @totallylegit6134
    @totallylegit6134 7 років тому +304

    this man should become a philosopher

  • @sirih4085
    @sirih4085 7 років тому +294

    "you're my sister?"
    "no, i'm not your sister, i'm your mother"
    "you're not my sister!!! " -starts crying-
    😂😂😂😂

  • @_TM13_
    @_TM13_ 3 роки тому +34

    “when the moon goes like, and the moon, and the moon does like something, THERES SUBWAY!!”

  • @maamyesmaam321
    @maamyesmaam321 4 роки тому +136

    This guy is SO sweet it’s incredible 🥰😂
    Gonna hang out with the locks of gold 👱‍♀️😂🤣

    • @XYz-yx5nq
      @XYz-yx5nq 3 роки тому +5

      I lost it.🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👍

  • @morgan7103
    @morgan7103 4 роки тому +775

    “Mom I can hold my breath for a long time look”
    *holds breath for 0.36 seconds

    • @lizwashington5597
      @lizwashington5597 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂

    • @ricomcclain3714
      @ricomcclain3714 4 роки тому +5

      U know it was a longtime don't u...hehehe!😅

    • @tezaratesla4020
      @tezaratesla4020 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @XYz-yx5nq
      @XYz-yx5nq 3 роки тому +2

      It was about 5 seconds.🤣👏👏👏🙏🏼

    • @dilonellis4821
      @dilonellis4821 3 роки тому +5

      I wonder how long he sought that car ride was, it was like a lifetime for him 🤣

  • @alexusgongora7963
    @alexusgongora7963 6 років тому +298

    "You saw those people in that car?" *starts crying* "they didn't wave to me!" Literally meeee

  • @mercyyrose
    @mercyyrose 5 місяців тому +4

    This is by far one of my favorite videos on the internet. 10 years later and still GOLD

  • @aab2gfe22
    @aab2gfe22 3 роки тому +21

    "Dad, I am LEAKING right now!" Oh my word, I lost it!

  • @NiehlC05
    @NiehlC05 7 років тому +796

    Dad: how are you feeling Jack?
    Jack: man I'll tell you what dad, I feel like I a million bucks!
    lost it lmao 😂😆

    • @hazda5791
      @hazda5791 7 років тому +7

      Niehl0511 I read this as he said it but I'm dead serious

    • @trystenburba9022
      @trystenburba9022 7 років тому +2

      Are you really Justin Bieber

    • @kiaradarby9135
      @kiaradarby9135 7 років тому +1

      Niehl0511 what does lmao mean

    • @NiehlC05
      @NiehlC05 7 років тому +1

      Kiara Darby its Laughing My Ass Off

    • @franknaran3090
      @franknaran3090 7 років тому +1

      Niehl0511 ikr

  • @ninabae1937
    @ninabae1937 8 років тому +260

    "I am a million bucks Imma spend myself"

  • @robk.6591
    @robk.6591 4 роки тому +18

    He will be instantly accepted to any fraternity he pledges to.

  • @america5283
    @america5283 3 роки тому +15

    My girlfriend had her wisdom teeth taken out last week and we didn't even think about recording it. She kept saying that she was in love with the guy who comes into her work called Greg! It's truth serum!! Anyway, we watched almost every video of wisdom teeth and without doubt this sweet guy is the best. What a wonderful soul

  • @hazemhaidar2511
    @hazemhaidar2511 7 років тому +293

    When he held his breath for half a second 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂

    • @kristine5815
      @kristine5815 7 років тому +1

      That part really got me. Haha!

    • @axxro-5121
      @axxro-5121 7 років тому +1

      he'll naw. I geeked out so hard at that part.

    • @JimmyKantstandyabitz
      @JimmyKantstandyabitz 7 років тому +15

      i dont think it was even half a second 😂😂😂😂

    • @captaincunt880
      @captaincunt880 7 років тому +42

      Excuse you. That was a really long time.

    • @clarissabarrera9941
      @clarissabarrera9941 7 років тому +3

      a really really long time 😂😂😂😂

  • @trollskullkid69
    @trollskullkid69 7 років тому +297

    This is probably the funniest video I have ever seen, yet the wisest.

    • @Mzmissy215
      @Mzmissy215 7 років тому +6

      yes, for me it ties for top spot w/ "acid trip lizard" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Nicole-hc7rh
      @Nicole-hc7rh 7 років тому +21

      trollskullkid69 I got home inside my heart. That's home. Lmao

    • @collegedormvegan4130
      @collegedormvegan4130 7 років тому +1

      check out my wisdom tooth removal survival tips and tricks video if this is gonna be u soon!!! :)

  • @KittyKraftStudio
    @KittyKraftStudio 3 роки тому +16

    So many good moments, but I love how upset he was when they just drove by Subway without buying sandwiches.

  • @grammyb5216
    @grammyb5216 3 роки тому +25

    Jack is precious! I bet he laughed so hard when he came out of this. God bless him.

  • @annalise3821
    @annalise3821 7 років тому +307

    He's so emotional😂😂 This was better than any other I've seen

    • @samv2153
      @samv2153 7 років тому +1

      Why you crying.

  • @gEtHaCkEd-cw8ne
    @gEtHaCkEd-cw8ne 5 років тому +432

    "What the hell is a river!?" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-uy9fx5mv2x
      @user-uy9fx5mv2x 4 роки тому +25

      "are we walking on water??? 😱🙊😂"

    • @johnnelson7646
      @johnnelson7646 4 роки тому +2

      lmao funny !!!

    • @cottoncandyfriends8933
      @cottoncandyfriends8933 3 роки тому +2

      I think this guy got just a weeeee tad tooooo much of whatever he got!!
      The SNOT pouring out his nose at the very end got me. I was like...Eeeewwww, glad it's over! I'm out. That's alllllll brother!!! LOl, gross!
      Candy

  • @ginareilly4656
    @ginareilly4656 4 роки тому +71

    "Dad when ur sitting in ur papa bear chair will u make me some porridge?" Lmao

  • @mariacanto1871
    @mariacanto1871 3 роки тому +22

    Your sense of humour can’t be matched, Jack!
    Your parents must be so happy they had you!

  • @gmuz99
    @gmuz99 5 років тому +791

    Almost 6 years later and watching this a billion times, I’m still dying laughing 😂

    • @jesswildchild8958
      @jesswildchild8958 5 років тому +7

      Gwyneth Z. Same

    • @Larissa-le7dk
      @Larissa-le7dk 4 роки тому +5

      Gwyneth Z. Omg so am i

    • @BH-gn6dl
      @BH-gn6dl 4 роки тому +7

      Gwyneth Z. Snap! I have just came across it, I have never laughed so much. It is so funny and when he asked why is is leaking.. You can tell he is a nice lad, and how patient his parents are.

    • @johnnelson7646
      @johnnelson7646 4 роки тому +2

      cant stop watching its so funny

    • @vollenhovenm
      @vollenhovenm 4 роки тому +2

      Same.. for a good laugh I come here.. watched this a million times over.

  • @edwardnygma.
    @edwardnygma. 4 роки тому +833

    "I just wanna know who built the ocean."
    Me too buddy, me too.
    (edit:) enough with the religious bullshit in the comments for this , im not interested

  • @blackkittens.
    @blackkittens. 3 роки тому +8

    Im watching this 8 years later. I hope this lovely young man is having a good life ♡♡♡

  • @jolliebearforchrist5468
    @jolliebearforchrist5468 4 роки тому +33

    😂 LOL THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS! 🏆 AWARD GOES TO JACK!

  • @xitsE13x
    @xitsE13x 7 років тому +548

    Even drugged up he's talking about buying girls flowers 😂😂

    • @xitsE13x
      @xitsE13x 7 років тому +50

      And respecting women 😂❤

    • @lillyxanga7395
      @lillyxanga7395 4 роки тому

      While others would be talking of pulling them tits

    • @smigma3349
      @smigma3349 2 роки тому

      @@lillyxanga7395 I don't blame them

  • @Azona_Faye18
    @Azona_Faye18 7 років тому +264

    I can hold my breath for a really long. time😂😂 * inhale*
    *exhale*😂😂😂

  • @angelalowe2685
    @angelalowe2685 Рік тому +13

    Ive been watching this video since it was first posted THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE VIDEO. . Your the man Jack

  • @SayHelloToOblivion
    @SayHelloToOblivion 2 роки тому +11

    "Dad???? When we go home you're gonna sit in your papa bear chair. Are you gonna make me some porridge?"
    To this very day, he still regrets not buying Sarah some flowers.
    OMG, I love this kid. He is just precious. 😂❤

  • @MollyHope
    @MollyHope 9 років тому +252

    "I just want a girlfriend mom, where's my girlfriend?" I VOLUNTEER!

    • @godfather3TB
      @godfather3TB 9 років тому +2

      OH that's cute WHAT ABOUT ME Bae

    • @bobswolfie2001
      @bobswolfie2001 9 років тому +15

      I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

    • @sabrinamazumder4461
      @sabrinamazumder4461 8 років тому +2

      Me too 😋😋😋😋😋

    • @Gerar2891
      @Gerar2891 8 років тому +4

      MollyHope WTF Really!? :O

    • @ArtistryofDebauchery
      @ArtistryofDebauchery 8 років тому +4

      +MollyHope Hmm, so this is what women want. I guess it's time to get a lobotomy.

  • @zashilapuz2177
    @zashilapuz2177 7 років тому +652

    this kid showed innocence..you can tell hes a good kid..talking about goldilocks,superman,mermaid and giving flower and treating a girl like a queen,that was soo cute!!!and the way he sang when i was your man,so out of tune but still cute,lol!!!

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 4 роки тому +16

      *Until he realizes, he has been in their Spaceship's restraints and angrily says, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!!"*

    • @adamwelch8475
      @adamwelch8475 4 роки тому

      This gave me cancer

    • @demsterclippy4252
      @demsterclippy4252 4 роки тому +2

      @@adamwelch8475 ow the edge

    • @dudie812
      @dudie812 4 роки тому +5

      I agree, he seems like a loving young man.

    • @NemeanLion-
      @NemeanLion- 4 роки тому

      And if someone else said something bad under anesthesia, then they’re not good people?

  • @jamesfrost5941
    @jamesfrost5941 5 місяців тому +3

    10 years later? Still one of the greatest videos of all time!

  • @adriennebrailsford6291
    @adriennebrailsford6291 3 роки тому +36

    I don’t know about the ocean but he is crying a freaking river

  • @yxngrekless5707
    @yxngrekless5707 5 років тому +489

    “I got home inside my heart mom” we need more kids like this

  • @LostJedi26
    @LostJedi26 7 років тому +276

    Most hilarious parts: Papa bear chair and porridge. Million bucks. The unicorn. Talking about how every girl should be treated like a queen. Hilarious, and the last one was so sweet. The thing about the river also. Hahaha. Kind of scary what those meds can do to your thought processes. Wow.

    • @MrMlbalex
      @MrMlbalex 7 років тому +13

      LostJedi26 you forgot subway

    • @LostJedi26
      @LostJedi26 7 років тому +16

      Hahahaha, yeah! Can't forget Subway! XD

    • @stan_nonna
      @stan_nonna 7 років тому +4

      (gasps) Oh, we're in the SPACESHIP!

    • @LostJedi26
      @LostJedi26 7 років тому +9

      Ahahahahaha! Yeah, those are good too! xD

    • @tahseenkhan3629
      @tahseenkhan3629 7 років тому +24

      _"I just wanna know who built the ocean D':"_

  • @JJRockPhilly
    @JJRockPhilly 3 роки тому +4

    “ I Can Hold My Breath For A Really Long Time”
    ..for 1 second 🤣🤣

  • @annettesjoy
    @annettesjoy 3 роки тому +23

    I think mom should of let dad drive because she was laughing so hard lol.

  • @kyllgabriel529
    @kyllgabriel529 8 років тому +241

    This is a real sweet guy. He is drugged but he still thinks to respect girls.
    But seriously this is freakin funny.

    • @cametochangemyusername-can1295
      @cametochangemyusername-can1295 8 років тому +19

      I know right. I wanna date him.

    • @kyllgabriel529
      @kyllgabriel529 8 років тому +14

      +Rachel- Who'sasking I know right, he'd be a great partner...
      He'd be drunk and be like, NO!!! I BOUGHT MY GF FLOWERS, I LOVE HER

    • @85angelchild
      @85angelchild 7 років тому +2

      I thought the same exact thing.

    • @DeeDee-wd2tr
      @DeeDee-wd2tr 7 років тому +2

      Exactly

  • @bellaciarleglio2983
    @bellaciarleglio2983 9 років тому +197

    "Mom I'm leaking again and I don't know what it means"

    • @_Chief__
      @_Chief__ 9 років тому +64

      "What the hell is a river" xD

    • @FernieCanto
      @FernieCanto 9 років тому +1

      Bella Ciarleglio A perfect double leakage! What does it mean?

    • @aleramone23
      @aleramone23 9 років тому

      Bella Ciarleglio Double rainbow. what does it means?

  • @jarrettmorris7219
    @jarrettmorris7219 3 роки тому +12

    “ I’m leaking from my hair or something “ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @elizabethquinn2852
    @elizabethquinn2852 3 роки тому +28

    "WhO BuiLT ThE OcEan"
    wait wait, he's got a point.

  • @jjawesomewafflez9276
    @jjawesomewafflez9276 9 років тому +92

    "There's Subway! Mohm.."
    "Honey, I, I, I know, I, I, I here ya."
    "Well what are ya doin'?!?!"
    XD

    • @GalaxyGal-
      @GalaxyGal- 9 років тому +17

      That should be a Subway commercial

    • @ploodohplanit8259
      @ploodohplanit8259 9 років тому +2

      KyleBuschPackFan haha yeah, that would be soo funny!

    • @EvolvedJacob
      @EvolvedJacob 9 років тому +5

      "I happen to eat subway every day!"

  • @jamiberrett973
    @jamiberrett973 4 роки тому +889

    "Treat every girl like they are your queen"
    Even on drugs he's a gentlemen
    I'm impressed...

  • @traceysmith4963
    @traceysmith4963 4 роки тому +22

    Omg he is adorable! "Mom I can't read" , starts crying again lmao

  • @netaneldahan1060
    @netaneldahan1060 2 роки тому +7

    The sentence 'home is where the heart is' popped up, and I'm so glad it reminded me this genius classic!
    Jack I hope you do stand up comedy these days 😂😂😂

  • @lp0172
    @lp0172 7 років тому +257

    "Does the leakage build the ocean?"

  • @kennatomlinson725
    @kennatomlinson725 7 років тому +116

    "when we go home, and you sit in your papa bear chair, are you gonna make me some porridge?"
    "well if that's what you want"
    "if I don't get porridge then I can't be like Goldie locks and she had the best story"
    😂😂😂

  • @tw9664
    @tw9664 3 роки тому +15

    I've watched this three times now and i'm still laughing! This is so great in so many ways!!! I saw this years ago and loved it then too! While he hilariously jumps from one random thing to another the one constant thing is how pure and kind of a soul Jack has! Gives me great hope in humanity!!!💗

  • @gowiththeflowbee8053
    @gowiththeflowbee8053 7 місяців тому +6

    0:43 'Can we go back and see Sarah
    0:54 Color on Moms purse looks good
    1:08 'Were twins'?
    1:15 'Your not my sister'? 😢
    1:27 'Look at those flags'
    1:40 'When the moon'
    1:56 'Theres Subway'
    2:13 'Im leaking again'
    2:23 'Who built the ocean'?
    2:47 'Dad, can you make me porridge'
    3:04 Goldilocks best story and paying her a visit
    3:37 SIngs Black Eyed Peas song
    3:42 'Look at those people'
    3:50 'They did not wave back to me'
    4:03 'I feel like a million bucks'
    4:24 'What is that'? *River
    4:39 'Are you walking on water Dad'?
    4:51 'Why cant we swim with the fish'
    5:03 'Home is inside my heart'
    5:39 'No no you gotta watch for that out there
    5:45 'You nearly hit the Unicorn'
    6:03 'im leaking from my hair'
    6:23 'I can hold my breath for a really long time' *1 second
    6:45 'White things in the sky'
    6:59 'Whats the blue stuff'
    7:09 ' Me and Superman'
    7:20 'Il break the glass'?
    7:30 'I miss Sarah'
    7:50 Singing
    8:13 'I didnt buy her flowers'
    8:23 'She loves to dance' FACT
    8:45 'It wont be alright'
    9:00 'Take girls to the ball'
    9:20 'Kingdom of love'
    9:32 'Snoe still on the ground'
    9:40 'Thetes the fire station'
    10:00 'There not looking for me'?
    10:10 'Do you know they took your teeth out'?
    10:19 'My lips'
    10:40 'Turn on some music in this place'
    10:55 Turns on music
    11:08 'Maybe i should be a singer'
    11:20 'Me and Dad have to go sledging'
    11:29 'Theres someone following us'
    11:40 'I dunno the rest of the words'
    11:54 'I cant read these words'
    12:18 'Dad there is a mermaid'
    12:28 'Can she be my girlfriend'
    12:45 'What about Sarah'?
    12:55 'Dr Otten the detective'?
    13:10 Singing
    13:29 'What is that right there'
    13:40 More singing
    13:44 'I shouldve bought her flowers'
    13:50 'I LOVE MY FRIENDS'
    14:02 'What is this'? *Seatbelt
    14:10 'I am pressing the red button'
    14:20 'Which hand'? Grabs moms hand
    14:26 'Let me outta where'? *Spaceship
    14:35 'Max and Muxy'?
    14:40 Singing
    14:50 'Oo best part'
    14:56 'Shouldve bought her flowers Mom'
    15:10 'I wanna girlfriend Mom'
    15:21 'Dad what is this'?

  • @fomh
    @fomh 10 років тому +1879

    I just want to know who built the ocean.

    • @pheonixleaf9810
      @pheonixleaf9810 6 років тому +15

      FOMH that’s actually a very good question

    • @jjoe7078
      @jjoe7078 6 років тому +15

      elon musk

    • @BAMA-2019
      @BAMA-2019 6 років тому +47

      pheonix leaf no its not...GOD WOULD BE THE ANSWER

    • @john.eugene
      @john.eugene 5 років тому +32

      Obviously Jesus.. :)

    • @kRionikk
      @kRionikk 5 років тому +9

      it was sarah

  • @MarliQueen721
    @MarliQueen721 5 років тому +276

    "I am a million bucks, I'll spend myself!" 😂😂

  • @just_megan_elle
    @just_megan_elle 3 роки тому +21

    I'm literally watching this 7 years later because it puts me in a good mood♡♡

  • @vspjsck6359
    @vspjsck6359 3 роки тому +13

    friend: what do you watch on youtube?
    me: its complicated

  • @wellplayod1957
    @wellplayod1957 5 років тому +228

    2:25 does the leakage build the ocean?
    No honey
    THEN WHO BUILT THE OCEAN?!?

    • @jakekrueger7854
      @jakekrueger7854 3 роки тому +5

      Legend has it Jack still hasn't found out who built the ocean

    • @carlalussini
      @carlalussini 3 роки тому

      There's a song in spanish (Manuel Santillán, El León) that goes like this: "Never forget that the cries/tears of the people goes to/wards the Sea
      To the Sea, to the Sea,
      Cries and pains
      The suffering of the people
      Drowns and it sinks in the Sea"