The Bon Appétit Test Kitchen Explores ASMR

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  • Опубліковано 31 бер 2019
  • Here at Bon Appétit, we pride ourselves on being at the forefront of cooking journalism and entertainment. Unfortunately, at a certain point hard truths must be accepted and we must admit to ourselves that cooking videos alone just don’t pay the bills.
    As of today, we are pivoting to food-based ASMR videos. All of your favorite Test Kitchen personalities will still be here, they’ll just be whispering very close into a microphone and making slight noises with food items.
    “We believe the synergy between food and ASMR can really move the needle and disrupt the industry, “says Editor in Chief Adam Rapoport. “We are ready to shift the paradigm and completely change what you thought you knew about food videos… and ASMR.”
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    The Bon Appétit Test Kitchen Explores ASMR
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  • @keghan4824
    @keghan4824 4 роки тому +8781

    Carla: nailing the assignment
    Andy: seducing me w/ citrus
    Molly: literally just making breakfast, which... mood
    Claire: confronting her trauma
    Chris: also confronting Claire's trauma
    And Brad's just giving me some serious "someone asked me to babysit last minute and I've never had to entertain a kid before so I'm just playing with a bunch of random stuff to see if anything sticks" energy

  • @raine-time
    @raine-time 5 років тому +17208

    I think Brad is really just a golden retriever in a human body

    • @Abipoole
      @Abipoole 5 років тому +501

      I’ve never heard a better description for brad ever.

    • @raine-time
      @raine-time 5 років тому +276

      Brad is so hyped about everything, I need more people like that in my life

    • @tenillejohnson263
      @tenillejohnson263 5 років тому +225

      He’s literally Doug from UP

    • @metti8226
      @metti8226 5 років тому +86

      he even looks like one😂

    • @chapativsmcd
      @chapativsmcd 5 років тому +82

      Brad is that cute

  • @nehakhanom2293
    @nehakhanom2293 4 роки тому +3949

    “rice is nice..”
    “SO NORMAL VOICE OR NAH?”

  • @katbarnes3888
    @katbarnes3888 4 роки тому +4038

    Andy: "Citrus season is almost over. Get them while they last."
    Me: about to fall asleep
    Brad: "I'm GoNnA PeaL sOmE GarLiC"
    Me: can't stop laughing

  • @HnabniC
    @HnabniC 4 роки тому +5258

    in nightmares, sometimes brad leone whispers "garlic" into your ears and floats away as if nothing ever happened. fear not. this is a good omen.

    • @dauth3322
      @dauth3322 4 роки тому +122

      And you know it's good for you when he whispers "allicin"

    • @cagedcricket
      @cagedcricket 4 роки тому +18

      What if he says “wouhrder”

    • @Cheeseboiga
      @Cheeseboiga 4 роки тому +3

      @@cagedcricket run.

  • @estherpark2666
    @estherpark2666 4 роки тому +4703

    “These peanuts are not salted...unsalted,”
    *radiates the same energy as*
    “Regina George is a life-ruiner; she ruins people’s lives.”

    • @cuffsflop7551
      @cuffsflop7551 4 роки тому +3

      Lmaooo

    • @jayaitch88
      @jayaitch88 4 роки тому +40

      This is the single greatest comment I’ve ever felt a connection to.

    • @moiclarence
      @moiclarence 4 роки тому +6

      Im sorry but are u a genius

    • @tragic6197
      @tragic6197 4 роки тому +2

      this deserves endless likes

    • @fluffy6628
      @fluffy6628 4 роки тому

      Esther Park 😂😂😂

  • @henrybohn4106
    @henrybohn4106 4 роки тому +2960

    Everyone: * speaks in a soft tone *
    Brad: HEY VINNY SO TODAY WERE GONNA BE DOIN SO ASRM NO I THINK ITS AMSR NO NO NO ITS ASMR YEAH THERE WE GO ALRIGHT LETS GO OVER TO THE DEHYDRATED BUD

    • @jackiesndvl24
      @jackiesndvl24 4 роки тому +14

      Henry Bohn this comment made me laugh so hard!!

    • @coolbeanz1070
      @coolbeanz1070 4 роки тому +46

      Henry Bohn he’s like : IM NOT CHEWING IN THE MICROPHONE t h a t ‘ s d i s g u s t i n g
      Procedes to chew the lettuce angrily

    • @tritanvogue
      @tritanvogue 4 роки тому +4

      Brad says Vinny and Vinchenzo for 10 hours

    • @gerard.8311
      @gerard.8311 4 роки тому +1

      Henry Bohn wouder

    • @henrybohn4106
      @henrybohn4106 4 роки тому

      Gerard. ???

  • @elijahdowell7679
    @elijahdowell7679 4 роки тому +2343

    Andy peeling an orange by biting into it activated my fight response

    • @ezgolf1764
      @ezgolf1764 4 роки тому +3

      Elijah Dowell ...true

    • @blossumgang1357
      @blossumgang1357 4 роки тому +21

      I do it all the time because I have a bad habit of biting my nails so They’re never long enough to pierce the skin

    • @andylee7883
      @andylee7883 4 роки тому +10

      I punched my phone and now it’s cracked

    • @SloggyDoggy
      @SloggyDoggy 4 роки тому

      Freak

    • @ranniwolves
      @ranniwolves 4 роки тому

      Andy Lee nice

  • @natalialeon849
    @natalialeon849 5 років тому +5269

    Everybody else: “what do u have!?”
    Brad:”A KNIFE”
    Everybody else:”NO”

    • @Szobiz
      @Szobiz 5 років тому +20

      what do u mean?? it's the best part of the asmr! i'd put on repeat only that part forever

    • @nafeesah1388
      @nafeesah1388 5 років тому +77

      I love that vine dude

    • @emilygimli
      @emilygimli 4 роки тому +6

      This made me laugh really hard

    • @michaelalolz1558
      @michaelalolz1558 4 роки тому

      Army?

    • @nafeesah1388
      @nafeesah1388 4 роки тому

      bangtanbaby yep! happy ARMY day 💜

  • @iluvqueen1
    @iluvqueen1 5 років тому +4299

    Carla, Molly, Claire, Andy: *Whispers*
    Brad: *Whispers **_loudly_*
    Chris: *Talks quietly but doesn’t whisper*
    This is why I love BA, variety

    • @teleduff1037
      @teleduff1037 5 років тому +6

      this is why chris sucks

    • @Raxfyr
      @Raxfyr 5 років тому +300

      @@teleduff1037 YOU suck

    • @agotisan1
      @agotisan1 5 років тому +125

      James Duffy aww leave Chris alone. He’s just the more serious one of the bunch

    • @hope2381
      @hope2381 5 років тому +3

      agotisan1 aww yes! James Duffy u listen 😂

    • @aileensillustrations2493
      @aileensillustrations2493 5 років тому +67

      @@teleduff1037 i thought chris was the best lol.

  • @isabelhuang8536
    @isabelhuang8536 4 роки тому +2445

    andy: this next section, will be called "citrus porn"
    me: it can't be that bad
    me, 20 seconds in: ohgodit'ssosexual

    • @cadencesturgeon3561
      @cadencesturgeon3561 4 роки тому +54

      Dude he ate that caracara and let's just say things got MESSY

    • @bl6973
      @bl6973 4 роки тому +15

      *ohcrumbsit’ssososososososososexualIneedtoleave*

    • @volaticus
      @volaticus 4 роки тому +15

      I am here for it

    • @marciaemilygunawan9726
      @marciaemilygunawan9726 4 роки тому +11

      The way he smelt that lemon..

    • @triscuit1684
      @triscuit1684 4 роки тому +23

      Never understood why some people have an ASMR fetish until I saw Andy juicing grapefruit in each hand lmao

  • @TheGottaLoveBacon
    @TheGottaLoveBacon 4 роки тому +2844

    i love how they sprinkle brad in so people dont just cut to his part and leave lmao

    • @medinaw94
      @medinaw94 4 роки тому +75

      His parts are like "The Room" of ASMR

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal 4 роки тому +28

      @@medinaw94 So bad it's good.

    • @chickensauce307
      @chickensauce307 4 роки тому +19

      Hehehe “brad sprinkles”

    • @bl6973
      @bl6973 4 роки тому +10

      @Chicken Sauce shove that into the box of cursed things with Garla (Carla’s face on a bulb of garlic)

    • @TheCloverKelly
      @TheCloverKelly 4 роки тому +5

      @@bl6973 garla haunts me

  • @astierisk
    @astierisk 5 років тому +5169

    welcome
    to
    bon
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    a
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    chris- *M*
    r

  • @cpretzel2558
    @cpretzel2558 5 років тому +4992

    You can tell Andy for sure watches ASMR, but Brad hadn’t heard of it until about 5 minutes before the shoot.

    • @colleenkeating1067
      @colleenkeating1067 4 роки тому +231

      C Pretzel brad doesn’t understand the internet in the first place lmao

    • @nickzogkas9037
      @nickzogkas9037 4 роки тому +84

      Brad has been doing bits of asmr in its alive way before this video was posted.

    • @mayacitymation4372
      @mayacitymation4372 4 роки тому +1

      🤣😂😂😂

    • @ecstasy8261
      @ecstasy8261 4 роки тому +69

      He isn't the best at it but you can see that he's enjoying himself a crap ton in this video.

    • @mimiashford5544
      @mimiashford5544 4 роки тому +5

      It's really late & everyone is asleep & I just laughed SO LOUD at your comment that I startled all the dogs in the house!

  • @SalthePal99
    @SalthePal99 4 роки тому +1348

    brad is the commercial break between every serious ASMR segment I love him

    • @remyrocks1470
      @remyrocks1470 4 роки тому +19

      OMG yes! Brad is the loud commercial that scares you awake LOL.

  • @XSmashleyX87
    @XSmashleyX87 4 роки тому +514

    Omg when Brad pops in with his gleeful smile, “I’M GONNA PEEL SOME GARLIC." I’ve never laughed so hard at anything.

    • @silas4813
      @silas4813 4 роки тому +6

      He's just so happy that he's getting to do it xD

  • @johncooper4874
    @johncooper4874 5 років тому +4100

    Brad: nothing
    Carla: Nothing
    Claire: *breathes*
    Chris: TEmpER tHe ChoColATe ClaIRe

  • @ingy9202
    @ingy9202 5 років тому +2691

    No one:
    Andy: Watch this
    *vigorously rubs two grapefruit halves together*

    • @sax3740
      @sax3740 5 років тому +39

      But don’t you want to be that grapefruit? I do!

    • @sax3740
      @sax3740 5 років тому +24

      Denisa S -It’s a metaphor I guess. Only he can make citrus sexy.😏 Also Andy’s fine @$$ could do anything to me ,and I probably say thank you. 😂😂😂

    • @user-jq1nm3bu1m
      @user-jq1nm3bu1m 5 років тому +3

      angelisa allen 😂😂😂💀

    • @mj.8908
      @mj.8908 5 років тому +23

      @@user-jq1nm3bu1m sis he can do that to my cheeks in the back

    • @jade-sf7ls
      @jade-sf7ls 5 років тому +77

      @@mj.8908 ma'am this is a Wendy's

  • @Tatertawt24
    @Tatertawt24 4 роки тому +564

    I half expected Andy to start demonstrating the grapefruit technique.

    • @kathrynkaller881
      @kathrynkaller881 4 роки тому +67

      I HATE THAT I GET THIS

    • @joddle23
      @joddle23 4 роки тому +13

      @@kathrynkaller881 I know. My day is ruined.

    • @lindholmaren
      @lindholmaren 4 роки тому +57

      *[industrial vacuum sounds]*

    • @bl6973
      @bl6973 4 роки тому +22

      **whips out holy water**

    • @rt616
      @rt616 4 роки тому +1

      STAHP

  • @myselfbaha
    @myselfbaha 4 роки тому +518

    ‘Citrus season is nearly over, get them while they last’ 😏
    ‘iM gOnNa pEEl sOme GaRlic’

  • @feltcap
    @feltcap 5 років тому +4655

    You just know that Carla has already watched 200 hours of ASMR, she knows every trick in the game.

    • @hope2381
      @hope2381 5 років тому +17

      Emma Matthew which is Carla? 😂

    • @angienguyen7803
      @angienguyen7803 5 років тому +32

      @@hope2381 first one

    • @hope2381
      @hope2381 5 років тому +20

      Angie Long ahhh okay 👌 that’s what i was thinking 🤷‍♀️

    • @abigailr3250
      @abigailr3250 5 років тому +7

      i was the 1000th like so i guess this is certified by law to be true

    • @emmamatthews1953
      @emmamatthews1953 5 років тому +4

      One letter off my name.

  • @ChaosBornV
    @ChaosBornV 5 років тому +2417

    Missed opportunity here. From all the times Brad was fermenting something, we never got a good pressure release hiss.

  • @scarletaguilar6998
    @scarletaguilar6998 4 роки тому +615

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    Brad: *slaps wet stone*

  • @jdheard22
    @jdheard22 4 роки тому +1407

    Carla: Nailed It
    Brad: Good Boi
    Andy: Needs Jesus
    Brad: Still a Good Boi
    Molly: A Mood
    Brad: Goodest Boi
    Claire: Needs A Hug
    Brad: Master of Good Bois
    Chris: Lovable Troll

    • @finnvaughan4602
      @finnvaughan4602 4 роки тому +8

      Jygga, Brad is the goodest boi

    • @varali915
      @varali915 4 роки тому +5

      why does andy need jesus..............

    • @antonellarozic9256
      @antonellarozic9256 4 роки тому +16

      @@varali915 um did you see what he doing?

    • @DevynWilliams
      @DevynWilliams 4 роки тому +8

      @@antonellarozic9256 Andy's face when he was juicing the Pomelo....amazing to say the lease

  • @daryll3563
    @daryll3563 5 років тому +1357

    *"These peanuts are not salted.. unsalted."*
    wow I'm learning so much

  • @Aneaerodriguwz
    @Aneaerodriguwz 5 років тому +2048

    Brad section, chaotic good. Andy‘s section, just pure raw chaotic energy

    • @TheCloverKelly
      @TheCloverKelly 4 роки тому +9

      @@Jlkiss707 citrus man

    • @rubyo1171
      @rubyo1171 4 роки тому +7

      I loved andy’s citrus tho 😂

  • @twixbyforce
    @twixbyforce 4 роки тому +360

    “You can tell good bread, by the sound”
    -Ratatouille

    • @pablofawkes2841
      @pablofawkes2841 4 роки тому +25

      The rat's name wasn't Ratatouille, it was Ratatouille's monster.

    • @BaNana-dc2tk
      @BaNana-dc2tk 4 роки тому +12

      His name is Remy, give some respect

    • @cari1955
      @cari1955 4 роки тому +18

      y’all are so uncultured. remy did not say that, colette did.

    • @trishelleleal3293
      @trishelleleal3293 4 роки тому

      oof im laughing at this comment

    • @greyblueme9711
      @greyblueme9711 3 роки тому

      @@cari1955 Finally, a man who knows their Pixar movies

  • @lukeywebo
    @lukeywebo 4 роки тому +399

    carla: _rice is nice (:_
    brad: *GARLIC, GARLIC, GARLIC*

  • @greelyxpeck
    @greelyxpeck 5 років тому +2082

    I love how there's a neutral vibe and then it cuts to Brad, as he chaotically (but excitedly) attempts asmr.

    • @SiSi-xg1hk
      @SiSi-xg1hk 4 роки тому +17

      I halfway expected him to be, "YEAH, ya like THAT?!"

    • @tesla_4452
      @tesla_4452 4 роки тому +7

      I am so curious if he is an Aries

    • @coexisting3666
      @coexisting3666 4 роки тому +4

      @@tesla_4452 such Aries energy in every video

    • @beinerthchitivamachado874
      @beinerthchitivamachado874 4 роки тому +3

      @@coexisting3666 Y'all believe that garbage? LOL.

    • @SecondEvilEx
      @SecondEvilEx 4 роки тому

      Ain't brad a mood?

  • @croopirmodern
    @croopirmodern 5 років тому +2910

    i love the fact that everyone had a specific longer segment of the video for themselves BUT they put short clips of Brad randomly throughout the video so we would watch it whole.

    • @gingerpauls
      @gingerpauls 5 років тому +616

      He is the pallete cleanser

    • @user-xu4uh1wp7t
      @user-xu4uh1wp7t 5 років тому +29

      @@gingerpauls I'm dead

    • @doriandecorbenic1409
      @doriandecorbenic1409 4 роки тому +229

      Honestly, could we even survive Brad's segment if it was one whole section?

    • @sk8catatonik
      @sk8catatonik 4 роки тому +39

      We CANNOT handle a whole Brad segment. Our ears AND ovaries would explode

    • @badarock001
      @badarock001 4 роки тому

      I actually skip the others

  • @leylakeyne2607
    @leylakeyne2607 4 роки тому +1665

    *timestamps!*
    Carla: 0:06
    *Brad* : 6:06
    Andy: 6:25
    *Brad* : 11:58
    Molly: 12:59
    *Brad* : 19:27
    Claire: 21:24
    *Brad* : 25:41
    Chris: 26:57

    • @briellecothran1219
      @briellecothran1219 4 роки тому +32

      Leyla Keyne oh my gosh thank you

    • @birflurnstun1346
      @birflurnstun1346 4 роки тому +36

      Youre a god amongst men

    • @JulianEliud
      @JulianEliud 4 роки тому +142

      Leyla Keyne why tf is brad just sprinkled in between everyone i’m trying to sleep here

    • @leylakeyne2607
      @leylakeyne2607 4 роки тому +55

      @@birflurnstun1346 had to warn you all of brad

    • @leylakeyne2607
      @leylakeyne2607 4 роки тому +4

      @@birflurnstun1346 honestly best compliment ever

  • @tumorous_weeb6935
    @tumorous_weeb6935 4 роки тому +241

    Okay but when Brad was sharpening that knife it was the most calm I've ever seen him. I like to think that's how he usually is when sharpening his knives cause he takes good care of them and respects his tools. Just genuinely calm. You're awesome Brad!

  • @drewajv
    @drewajv 5 років тому +883

    Claire: don't get on Chris's case about the tempered chocolate
    Chris: i'm gonna temper some chocolate

  • @garywei1386
    @garywei1386 5 років тому +856

    0:06 Carla plays with rice
    6:06 Brad is Bad™ at ASMR
    6:25 Andy plays with fruit
    11:58 Brad peels some garlic
    12:55 Brad says "THAT'S THE ALLICIN"
    13:00 Molly (is hungry)
    19:25 Brad sharpens a knife
    21:24 Claire plays with candy
    25:41 Brad gets intimate with lettuce
    26:57 Chris strokes a cutting board
    And that's all, folks

    • @TreyDubya
      @TreyDubya 5 років тому +25

      These time stamps are amazing.

    • @pay1370
      @pay1370 5 років тому +34

      "Brad gets intimate with lettuce" 😂🤣🤣

    • @tylarrrr11
      @tylarrrr11 5 років тому +21

      Molly “is hungry” made me die!!!! 😂😂

    • @Szobiz
      @Szobiz 5 років тому +2

      all the best parts i see

    • @GeeaRCee
      @GeeaRCee 5 років тому +1

      Lol! Definitely leaving out what happened after the stroking of the cutting board.
      That meme is still so hilarious to me!

  • @ElenaChurilov
    @ElenaChurilov 4 роки тому +915

    Please give Chris a whole ASMR cooking series of his own

  • @olivuh3186
    @olivuh3186 4 роки тому +410

    the intro said
    Everyone: welcome to bon appetit a s
    Chris Morocco: / *M* \

  • @petrichor7000
    @petrichor7000 5 років тому +1178

    Everyone: *soft sounds, whispering*
    Brad: I'M GONNA PEEL A GARLIC *aggressive peeling* GARLIC. GARLIC. G A R L I C

  • @abigailsantiago5181
    @abigailsantiago5181 5 років тому +1825

    ~remember everybody...rice is nice~~~
    brad: DO I USE MY NORMAL VOICE??!?!? OR?!?!?

  • @calebbbrown
    @calebbbrown 4 роки тому +192

    I never thought that a man ripping into citrus was my kink
    but here we are

  • @Beastmig3415
    @Beastmig3415 4 роки тому +290

    I can’t believe it’s been a year since this, the height of content

  • @ClaireTheFab
    @ClaireTheFab 5 років тому +1346

    Brad goes from confused to excited child in like 2 seconds

  • @TissueCat
    @TissueCat 5 років тому +424

    Brad was whispering and Chris wasn't, but Chris was still quieter. I didn't know that was anatomically possible.

  • @atrophied-apostroffie4811
    @atrophied-apostroffie4811 4 роки тому +417

    They think that they really got us with this ASMR April fools, but in reality it's one of the ones that I frequently like comming back to, and I listen to a lot of ASMR channels.

    • @TheCloverKelly
      @TheCloverKelly 4 роки тому +16

      me, a regular asmr consumer: oh yeah same

    • @Harry-xz1uv
      @Harry-xz1uv 4 роки тому +5

      Oh yeah absolutely

  • @elinoadelazerda2428
    @elinoadelazerda2428 4 роки тому +344

    The amount of butter Molly put on the toast is frightening

    • @uninterruptedrhythm4104
      @uninterruptedrhythm4104 4 роки тому +14

      thats the normal amount Chefs put on their butter

    • @brookelee9745
      @brookelee9745 4 роки тому +10

      Butter is life

    • @lucyhuhta4274
      @lucyhuhta4274 4 роки тому +1

      I scrolled through the comments just to find this:)

    • @Misstinkerbell53
      @Misstinkerbell53 4 роки тому +6

      Not enough frankly

    • @amirpalamar7133
      @amirpalamar7133 4 роки тому +6

      Elinoa Delazerda it’s a very thick piece of toast, if it was that much on a regular slice of bread that’d be different

  • @Chrisc0Disc0
    @Chrisc0Disc0 5 років тому +3093

    Once again Bon Appetit proves that they can literally put out anything, and I will watch it. ALL OF IT.

    • @goawaybadcats
      @goawaybadcats 5 років тому +2

      is your name a modest mouse reference

    • @CapnGoblin
      @CapnGoblin 5 років тому

      dont go after the 100000000 ways to cook an egg videos like this ;)

    • @Chrisc0Disc0
      @Chrisc0Disc0 5 років тому

      go away bad cats lol no

    • @goawaybadcats
      @goawaybadcats 5 років тому

      @@Chrisc0Disc0 listen to "styrofoam boots"
      I hope it impacts your life as much as it has mine, crisco disco

  • @rollwithdaundeadarmy
    @rollwithdaundeadarmy 5 років тому +2270

    claire: don’t get into chris about the tempered chocolate
    chris: today i’ll be tempering chocolate

    • @beccadambrosio
      @beccadambrosio 5 років тому +12

      okay i’m still somewhat new to BA so can someone explain where the chris tempered chocolate joke came from

    • @tallis3216
      @tallis3216 5 років тому +28

      Becca D’Ambrosio
      I think from the Reese’s cup video 🤔

    • @beccadambrosio
      @beccadambrosio 5 років тому

      Tallis thank you!

    • @kentellis7499
      @kentellis7499 5 років тому +2

      @@beccadambrosio the gourmet Reeses cup episode

    • @msergio0293
      @msergio0293 5 років тому +40

      @@beccadambrosio every time claire is doing a "chef makes gourmet version", chris always suggests that she should temper the chocolate

  • @Michelleiscul
    @Michelleiscul 4 роки тому +292

    26:07 Brad: "I'm not chewing in the microphone, Rusty... That's disgusting."
    THANK YOU, BRAD.

    • @MelinaOuellet
      @MelinaOuellet 3 роки тому

      i think that brad and another test kitchen person (carla maybe?) dislike the sound of other people chewing food. I've read that somewhere

  • @babayetu9
    @babayetu9 4 роки тому +203

    Andy: "wildly scratches an orange"
    My bussy: 🤯

  • @natalierodrigues1058
    @natalierodrigues1058 4 роки тому +697

    Chris not whispering and just talking perfectly embodies his personality and is everything u need to know about him

    • @chloconuttree
      @chloconuttree 4 роки тому +2

      I feel like he's one of those people who doesn't know how to whisper

    • @fluffy6628
      @fluffy6628 4 роки тому +1

      M.

  • @ASocialCommentary
    @ASocialCommentary 5 років тому +272

    "IM GONNA PEEL SUM GARLIC"
    chaos ensues

  • @georgehinkle1543
    @georgehinkle1543 4 роки тому +173

    Andy: watch this
    *starts smacking grapefruit together*

  • @tali6295
    @tali6295 4 роки тому +179

    Seeing brads face while he scrunches the garlic is priceless I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @Fiasquo
    @Fiasquo 5 років тому +616

    everyone else: nice gentle soothing sounds
    Brad: violently tears open ice berg lettuce

    • @TheGamer-hg1in
      @TheGamer-hg1in 5 років тому +21

      And looks for aproval the entire time

  • @katw5282
    @katw5282 5 років тому +3667

    Andy: citrus season is almost over
    Cuts to Brad
    Brad: iM gOnNa pEeL sOmE gArLiC 👹

  • @sailorval366
    @sailorval366 4 роки тому +88

    i love how chris is actually trying to teach us something

  • @TamikaKaye
    @TamikaKaye 4 роки тому +86

    I only clicked on this just to see how chaotic Brad could make this

  • @frankratliff123
    @frankratliff123 5 років тому +332

    Claire: Whispers sweet nothings while rubbing oreos together
    Brad: Rips a head of lettuce apart and tosses the wrapping into the trash

    • @mariadowney9776
      @mariadowney9776 5 років тому +8

      I loved how she made like zero mess and he had EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE

  • @ribbitrebecca
    @ribbitrebecca 5 років тому +1216

    Carla did it very well; Andy's was unique, and he had a great ASMR voice; Molly's egg cracking and the cooking was almost professional-level ASMR; Claire was adorable as usual; Chris was such a great presence for ASMR; and Brad was Brad ❤

    • @lytsevisser5020
      @lytsevisser5020 5 років тому +41

      Tbh I loved the knife sharpening part

    • @thegoodiesfactory
      @thegoodiesfactory 5 років тому +2

      What constitutes professional asmr ?

    • @ribbitrebecca
      @ribbitrebecca 5 років тому +15

      @@thegoodiesfactory Someone who produces high quality ASMR consistently on UA-cam, in my opinion. She looked like she knew what she was doing!

    • @kathy97.
      @kathy97. 5 років тому +11

      Brad was...... Brad 😂😂😂😂

    • @prestonang8216
      @prestonang8216 5 років тому +1

      Brad indeed was Brad

  • @magie-com-au
    @magie-com-au 4 роки тому +72

    brads gremlin face when he plays with garlic is sending me lmaoooo

  • @Livlocalmartian
    @Livlocalmartian 4 роки тому +66

    The knife sharpening was actually probably the coolest part lmaoo

  • @carolinevernon9986
    @carolinevernon9986 4 роки тому +875

    the intro:
    brad: *whispers* welcome
    claire: *whispers* to bon
    molly: *whispers* appetit
    carla: *whispers* a-s
    chris: *EM*

  • @iced_berg
    @iced_berg 5 років тому +564

    i would watch an entire channel of chris teaching basic food skills in a soft spoken voice tbh

  • @annyeonghaseyo5751
    @annyeonghaseyo5751 4 роки тому +68

    Chris wasn't throwing shade at Claire.
    After the "temper the chocolate" situation, people were like, "Chris, why don't you temper the chocolate?"
    So there he was, doing it, as Chris always does, perfectly and in asmr.

  • @a.l.michael6240
    @a.l.michael6240 4 роки тому +105

    Didn’t know I could get turned on by citrus but here we are

  • @isabelsong21
    @isabelsong21 5 років тому +1695

    "I'm going to be tempering chocolate" LOL omg I died laughing

    • @williamyates2021
      @williamyates2021 5 років тому +16

      26:57

    • @Sardious
      @Sardious 5 років тому +27

      I heard that gourmet reese's would be even better with that stuff.....so I hear

    • @Zelarius
      @Zelarius 5 років тому +2

      @@Sardious They'd be crunchy peanut butter cups... but it would be the chocolate that was crunchy.

    • @Missyshenanigan88
      @Missyshenanigan88 5 років тому +2

      He never whispered which was off putting.... but i love watching chocolate tempering

    • @TerminalMIT
      @TerminalMIT 5 років тому +7

      "It's important.. not to get any chocolate.... on the microphone" was the best

  • @maryslamb
    @maryslamb 5 років тому +661

    Transitioning from andy's soft whispering asmr to brad's deafening whispers is basically a jump scare

  • @peopledonotexist
    @peopledonotexist 4 роки тому +170

    does claire know the whole internet loves her?

    • @tacs3
      @tacs3 4 роки тому +1

      i hope so!

    • @monicatruong1223
      @monicatruong1223 4 роки тому +2

      She said that she doesn't read her comments on the 92 street y interview

  • @kaylahemmo4125
    @kaylahemmo4125 4 роки тому +45

    when andy was just delicately sniffing the meyer lemon and then squashed it out of nowhere had me laughing

  • @levimata9053
    @levimata9053 5 років тому +1876

    I am convinced that Molly is secretly doing ASMR on the side. She was too good at it

    • @xXnorcalXx
      @xXnorcalXx 5 років тому +21

      she gave herself away

    • @itpaynesme
      @itpaynesme 5 років тому +11

      giaannaa 13:10

    • @noeleasley3706
      @noeleasley3706 5 років тому +1

      She made a full on breakfast! ASMR professional!

  • @orankiefwens
    @orankiefwens 5 років тому +764

    first, andy was having a spiritual experience. then i had one when brad chanted about garlic

  • @mikeysavage8656
    @mikeysavage8656 4 роки тому +52

    26:11
    Rusty: chew near the microphone
    Brad: THATS DISGUSTING RUSTY

  • @kevinfyfe153
    @kevinfyfe153 4 роки тому +37

    Andy busting out with a “call me by your name” moment with that mandarin.

  • @Zslasher000
    @Zslasher000 5 років тому +1334

    This is the best April Fools present I could've asking for. All this alluding in It's Alive on the Road finally comes to a head!

  • @duhvidez9831
    @duhvidez9831 5 років тому +412

    other people: trying asmr peacefully
    brad: SILENT WAR AND VIOLENT WHISPERING

    • @ashlarta8538
      @ashlarta8538 5 років тому +3

      Brad's logic: ASMR = sounds
      More sounds = Better ASMR

  • @estherjanssen4443
    @estherjanssen4443 4 роки тому +95

    Andy: seducing me with citrus
    Brad: I Am GOnnA PEeL SOMe GARliC

  • @biancalauren4981
    @biancalauren4981 4 роки тому +94

    Andy has me wishing I was a Citrus fruit

  • @furrylittlepeach
    @furrylittlepeach 5 років тому +1109

    Brad's ASMR feels so violent lol

    • @anik3216
      @anik3216 5 років тому +3

      OMG HI SHA'AN

    • @suzanne9256
      @suzanne9256 5 років тому +2

      furrylittlepeach I haven’t even reached his part yet but I had to like ur comment because it’s SHA’AN

    • @vitrifiedvalkyrie9577
      @vitrifiedvalkyrie9577 5 років тому +1

      He has the most chaotic energy i swear
      He's the human manifestation of ADHD

    • @davidjatak9361
      @davidjatak9361 5 років тому

      OMG SHA’AN ITS SO NICE SEEING YOU HERE

  • @deirdrec4295
    @deirdrec4295 5 років тому +1874

    Brad: *asks a simple question*
    Guy: even your normal voice Is too loud for even regular discussion.
    Brad: *slightly offended nervous chuckling*

  • @natashaacarey
    @natashaacarey 4 роки тому +65

    Why is brads the loudest even though he’s just playing with lettuce and garlic

  • @demiaguayo5046
    @demiaguayo5046 4 роки тому +49

    So I was in bed watching this in the pitch black darkness and during Andy’s part I suddenly smell citrus so I sit up and look around thinking I can now smell Andy’s citrus session through my phone... it was my boyfriend coming to bed having just ate a mandarin. I thought I had a super sense there for a quick second! 😂

  • @emilyhernandez9037
    @emilyhernandez9037 5 років тому +1699

    I am in love with the lady in the beginning, she deserves a raise for doing such an amazing job lol

    • @cameronjohnson3354
      @cameronjohnson3354 5 років тому +309

      Carla is our favorite mother & has a series on this channel where she blind coaches celebrities on how to prepare a dish

    • @magpielark
      @magpielark 5 років тому +84

      Tbh whoever did the sound work for this deserves an award for this being the only non-asmrtist asmr video to not have a super loud background.

    • @kristenaalmadanat1596
      @kristenaalmadanat1596 5 років тому +8

      Carla 😍😍😍

    • @TheCloverKelly
      @TheCloverKelly 4 роки тому +10

      @@magpielark they did invest in a 3dio though

    • @doriandecorbenic1409
      @doriandecorbenic1409 4 роки тому +13

      @@cameronjohnson3354 I think you mean our favorite wine aunt, along with Molly.

  • @christinaramos7858
    @christinaramos7858 5 років тому +785

    I truly appreciate Claire's best efforts to keep the table clean shes so precious

  • @technocatification
    @technocatification 4 роки тому +31

    I laughed so hard when chris said hes gonna temper chocolate lmao I love how self aware bon appetit and its family is😂

  • @kirstenmarie8073
    @kirstenmarie8073 4 роки тому +180

    I was really hoping Carla was going to say:
    “You can tell that I am incredibly strong because of how easy it is for me to crack ... dese NUTS”

  • @micheller2139
    @micheller2139 5 років тому +459

    I love how Chris is still tryna teach you cooking while ASMR😂😂

  • @ashleymartinez2235
    @ashleymartinez2235 5 років тому +705

    the transition from Andy's sensual fruit monstrosity ( 11:50 ) to Brad's absolute garlic frenzy is HILARIOUS

    • @user-fg1gt2ft2l
      @user-fg1gt2ft2l 5 років тому +4

      I keep repeating this part

    • @jackief9865
      @jackief9865 5 років тому +43

      lmfao the abrupt cut to just "I'm gonna peal some garlic" and the dumb mischievous smile on his face I can't 😂😂

    • @ashleymartinez2235
      @ashleymartinez2235 5 років тому +1

      @@jackief9865 thats what gets me the most like fr

    • @itsalladream5559
      @itsalladream5559 5 років тому +1

      "Absolute garlic frenzy" 😂

    • @purplesubmarine64
      @purplesubmarine64 5 років тому

      I FR STARTED CRACKING UP SSKSKDH

  • @noahhastings6145
    @noahhastings6145 4 роки тому +243

    Nobody:
    Noone:
    Not a soul:
    The entire world: I would die for CFTBATK

  • @babysmellmcgee8789
    @babysmellmcgee8789 4 роки тому +37

    wheres our chris appreciation his soft spoken voice is everythinggggg

    • @e.mcipher1427
      @e.mcipher1427 3 роки тому +1

      He doesn't belong in ASMR he belongs in a calm podcast about how to temper chocolate.

  • @eightbithearts3271
    @eightbithearts3271 5 років тому +625

    I love how Claire’s turn was just a massive triggering flashback for her

    • @mlum
      @mlum 5 років тому +3

      HA so true

    • @editaquadidi
      @editaquadidi 5 років тому +6

      I know. Poor girl.

  • @2katlady59
    @2katlady59 4 роки тому +682

    Claire telling everyone to be nice to Chris is precious.

  • @annamarie7982
    @annamarie7982 4 роки тому +36

    27:06 stroking the cutting board and that voice! Chris Morocco has me feeling things 👀

  • @LordCrispy294
    @LordCrispy294 4 роки тому +66

    I feel like there should be a warning to all people wearing headphones while watching this every time Brad is about to come on 😂

  • @jessvilvestre2234
    @jessvilvestre2234 5 років тому +1911

    THIS IS CHRIS MOROCCO AND I'M GOING TO BE TEMPERING CHOCOLATE AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM DECEASED

    • @peptobismolveins
      @peptobismolveins 5 років тому +11

      So is everyone single one of us! 🤯🤯

    • @Achw3l
      @Achw3l 5 років тому +2

      F

    • @beccarmagie
      @beccarmagie 5 років тому +17

      His was the only section that gave me tingles ❤️

    • @roycevincentperez938
      @roycevincentperez938 5 років тому +3

      Omg! An iska in the BA comments section. Hello!

    • @ariefrifqymjn
      @ariefrifqymjn 5 років тому +2

      I'm having jackass flashbacks

  • @jiwonyissobored
    @jiwonyissobored 5 років тому +409

    I love how excited and embarrassed Brad is for doing this video

    • @Altenarian
      @Altenarian 5 років тому +21

      And confused.

    • @durenatu
      @durenatu 5 років тому +13

      And yet he is the one responsible for this to happening

  • @annabellyth6625
    @annabellyth6625 4 роки тому +37

    When Andy said ‘watch this’ and then was banging together grapefruits and the burst them; that was the moment I became pregnant

  • @tigerleddy
    @tigerleddy 4 роки тому +31

    me actually being calm
    *_IM GONNA PEEL SOME GARLIC_*
    *chaotic garlic noises*

  • @danieldecarvalho6149
    @danieldecarvalho6149 4 роки тому +817

    Everyone Else: " I wanna laugh so hard right now, but ASMR"
    Chris Morroco: " Come into my boudoir and I will show you the sensual feeling of my fingertips...on a cutting board"

    • @koolkooldood1393
      @koolkooldood1393 4 роки тому +36

      Daniel de Carvalho Chris is honestly so underrated among the viewer base
      He made me hella relaxed while tempering that chocolate

  • @a-lien
    @a-lien 5 років тому +333

    It was my biggest dream to hear Brad whisper the sweet sweet word "wourder" into my ear. I'm amazed how he's able to shout even when whispering

    • @efi5611
      @efi5611 5 років тому +10

      This is it, this is the best comment

  • @gotacos
    @gotacos 4 роки тому +29

    "I'm going to slather it in butter"
    Well geeze Molly just use the whole stick why don't ya 😂

  • @-----REDACTED-----
    @-----REDACTED----- 4 роки тому +30

    That concentration on Brad’s face when sharpening the knife tho...🥰