Big Iron but it's an Unforgettable Luncheon
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- Why is there smoke coming out of your pistol?
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This is borderline unintelligable if not for the fact that the script of steamed hams is ingrained in our minds.
lol so true.
+subs
Also subtitles a pretty decent
So true
Pareidolia is the term for it- seeing or hearing patterns imposed on random noise. This is better than random noise, of course, but the sentence mixing can only go so far, and then your brain has to match the ambiguous sounds to what it expects to be there.
I just love the idea of the ranger letting texas red go because he bribed him with hamburgers.
Nah, this is a follow up to the timeline where Texas Red goes to prison instead of being killed.
Texas Red is currently out on parole, with the Arizona Ranger as his parole officer. Hence why Texas Red is so eager to please Arizona Ranger, because if Texas Red makes another slip, he'll be back in jail or dead.
@@PixelIsaiah the ranger's body IS still dangerous...
And now he has the big iron, no more non lethal force for Texas red
i think you mean steamed hams
The American way
To the house of Texas Red rode a ranger one fine day.
Hardly knew all the directions, Red's instructions made him stray.
Red had dared to host a luncheon for the two to eat and sip,
and the Ranger was so hungry with the big iron on his hip.
Big iron on his hip.
It was early in the morning when he rode to Red's front door.
The doorbell started ringing, to which Red could not ignore.
So the Outlaw started runnin', but he made one fatal slip,
In his haste to meet the Ranger with the big iron on his hip.
Big iron on his hip.
In the Kitchen, smoke was comin' from the oven in the room.
Red's roast was burning up on fire and the oven was its tomb.
"Oh egads, my roast is ruined!" Said the youth of twenty-four,
But across the road there happened to have been a fast-food store.
Been a fast food store.
Now the Ranger's in the Kitchen, and it's plain for him to see,
There is smoke inside the oven,
And the Outlaw's getting free.
Thinking quickly, Red assured him that "Steamed Clams" he had prepared,
And this seemed to please the Ranger, for he left for cleaner air.
Left for cleaner air.
The morning passed so quickly, it was time for them to eat,
Texas Red came out with burgers, and he made them seem a treat.
But the Ranger wasn't fooled for he was promised his "Steamed Clams",
But the Outlaw had convinced him that he'd really said "Steamed Hams".
Really said "Steamed Hams".
Wasn't long before the story was Outlined by Texas Red,
Seems that "Steamed Hams" is a bit of slang from the Outlaw's dialect.
So the Ranger took a bite and saw the Outlaw's foolish slip,
"It's grilled!" Out cried the ranger with the Big Iron on his hip.
Big Iron on his hip.
Seems Texas Red was tired, he had such a busy day,
So the Ranger started leaving, 'bout to go out on his way.
Caught a glimpse into the kitchen, saw the flames and nearly flipped,
The situation spooked the Ranger with the Big iron on his hip.
Big iron on his hip.
"It's Aurora Borealis" said the Outlaw, desperately.
But this didn't quell the Ranger, now he wants to look and see.
Texas Red denied the question, and he went and took a trip,
To bid farewell to the Ranger with the big iron on his hip.
Big iron on his hip
Help, heeelp!
Help, heeelp!
He bid farewell to the Ranger with the big iron on his hip.
Big iron on his hip.
This needs to be another song.
You should write more songs. Possibly also perform them
This is masterful.
Couldn’t help but sing this lol
Fantastic
-Friendship ending unlocked
-Now you can play as Texas Red
how do I get the romance ending with Texas Red? I keep gifting him Big Irons but our relationship points haven't gone up at all.
@@kl3321Texas Red keeps killing people that’s why it’s hard to get close
You got to get his 21st kill first
@@kl3321You have to arrest the person that is supposed to report your presence to Texas Red, then enter the saloon from the back and meet Texas Red the day before the gunfight. If you successfully catch the pint of beer the bartender slides your way then challenge Red to a drinking competition, you get the chance to stumble back to Texas Red's room where the two of you cuddle for the night.
@@jinxed7915 I tried but I went wrong somehow and ended up stranded out of bounds
Yes yes, the jingle was amazing, but how is nobody talking about the genius "Hohoho, Delightfully outlaw-ish, Red!"
My favorite part
"Delightfully outlaw-ish, Red" and "Well, Red, you are vicious and a killer, though I must say, you steam a good ham" are both genius bits of sentence mixing, and never fail to make me crack up.
“Old Texas Red-cipe”
Why do people need to talk about it?
@@johnmartinez7440 Because incorporating something from the source material in a clever way is fun?
This is like trying to understand an Eldritch language, it should be entirely unintelligible yet occasionally it becomes very clear
There are subtitles.
This is the language of gods
I hope you are ready for an unforgettable crossover
Texas red
@@big_sea"With his crazy ??? fire"
@@jacethomas5562 oven*
Marty Robbins? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Performing a set entirely within your kitchen??!?!?
0:36
“Delightfully outlawish, red”
…
“ᵉ”
Taxis red with his crazy oven fire
The Arizona Ranger's gonna need his Big Iron
When he thinks Reds shenanigans are getting tired, there'll be a body on the ground tonight
@@fourthhorsemendeath218 taxis redddd!
@@gerardsheppard894Taxis? As in Eric my taxis?
The jingle actually killed me, my God
“eh-“
*danananaaaaa*
TEXAS RED WITH HIS CRAZY OVEN FIRE 🗣️
The Arizona Ranger's gonna need his big iron.
When he thinks red’s shenanigans are getting tied
@@clodolcmidnights837 There'll be a body on the ground tonight!
“Texas red and his crazy oven fire, the arizona ranger’s gonna need his BIG IIIRON” LMFAOOOO
“When he thinks Red’s Shenanigans are getting tired, there’ll be a body on the ground tonight.” *TEXAS RED!!!*
Oh ranger I just was uhh
shooting my pistol out the window
"When he thinks Red's Shenanigans are getting tired they'll be a body on the ground tonight" Dear lord those are some intimidating lyrics
Wait, *_that's_* why Agnes didn't yell for help
Some straight up gangster rap shit
"He's going to need his big iron"
The gangster sitcom song makes clicking on this all worth it
“What do you like to watch on UA-cam?”
“It’s complicated.”
I was not ready for the calm but melodic "TeeeXAAs REEeeęeëd"
“You are vicious and a killer though I must say, you steam a good ham.”
THe amount of audio cutting that it seems this took is insane. What a great pay off.
Yeah so you can imagine how I feel when someone says "you should just use AI to do this"
@@PixelIsaiah Yeah don’t let the AI talk lessen your effort! This really was great thank you for it.
@@PixelIsaiah wouldn't have been funny in the slightest if it was AI, this is absolutely the best Steamed Hams I've ever seen
@@PixelIsaiahhonestly you can do some neat stuff with AI and it’s definitely gonna change a lot BUT
Handmade stuff is still special. It’s personal. You actually spent effort making this and that’s what’s important here. Loved it ❤
@@50shadesofmycow AI has its own issues and quirks that you can really pick up on as well. If I come across something like this and it seems to be made with AI, I'll generally not finish watching it.
This will probably be the last one for a while, I got a bit carried away with this one, and now I am behind on working on my indie game.
You have an indie game?
nice! remember to take care of yourself!
@@chrismclean4789 Yeah it's called "Cephalopostle" you can look it up
@@PixelIsaiah please tell me theres a big iron easteregg in it
@@Cromenium No. It's a serious game, a passion project that's almost a year into production with several years to go. I don't really want any meme references in it.
However, I am literally making a Big Iron video game called "The Ranger" that will be full of references. The entire game will literally be hunting down bounties of Wild-West-ified meme and pop culture characters
I love that you used the image on the album cover. I imagine they both always have their big iron ready in case the other slips up
*in case the other made a slip
When I die of brain cancer, I’m going to tell my doctor I got it from this video.
"at/this/time/of/DAAAAAAYYYY" Killed me...
"Well---Texas Red---you are---vicious and a killer, though---you---st---eam---a---good---ham---"
I swear to god I heared "you steam a good man"
I cannot get over the musical tone in place of Skinner’s gasp when he opens the door and sees the smoke. It kills me every time
The way they move is hilarious
Theyre always ready to draw
Old Agnes saw the fire and she tried to warn her son
But she tripped right down the stairway and her screaming days were done
She had mighta gone on living but she made that fatal slip
And the fire caught up to her when she fell and broke her hip
FELL AND BROKE HER HIIIIIIIIP!
Brilliant
LOL!! 😅😅😅
This is actually awesome
She fell! She fell, she mighta gone on living but she fell and broke her hip...
In order to make any sense of this you need to have the lyrics of Big Iron and the script of Steamed Hams burned into your memory.
Nah, I got it fine with just Steamed Hams permanently burned into my cortex.
Why is this my favourite steamed hams? It's so stupid but I can't stop laughing.
I'm releasing another Steamed hams YTP in 20 mins
Just when you thought the meme couldn’t get any more experimental
It’s borderline experimental
@@MrJohnlennon007 It took 12 years to make
Indeed…
2:46 The way they just stood there staring each other down at the end. I was hoping Agnes would shout "Fire!" and they were going to quick-draw.
[You have become addicted to Steamed Hams]
I kind of wanted the ranger to flip out after "aurora borealis!" and then shoot Texas Red and the song ends like normal. But you committed to steaming the hams. Strong commitment indeed.
"At this time of DAYYYYYYYYYYY"
yes
"MaY I sEe iT"
noU
😂😂😂
The "phew" is musically perfect and it gets me every time, lmao
I love how they can only communicate through song
"There'll be a body on the ground tonight"
Ultimate reminder: that Big Iron ain't for show.
1:50 the way he says “fast food place” is so damn smooth
The best part of sentence mixing is how some phonemes are very easy to achieve and others are a mess
At this time of DAYYYYYYYY!?
They should include this on the next deep space probe so that future and far off civilizations understand who we were
"Delightfully outlawish, Red~"
Incredible sentence mixing man
"There'll be a body on the ground tonight"
HHAHA
That caught me off guard, that’s for sure.
“TEXAS RED!”
You could've used the entire Gunfighter Ballads album for sentence mixing if you wanted more option, but for the meme the thing you made is absolutely fine and hilarious
i'm assuming the album isn't all in the same key, so sampling from the whole thing would have created melodic dissonance and been much less pleasant to listen to
@@pbjwizardyeah because there was no dissonance in this shitshow right? Lmao
@@Sigma_Eight Why is this reply hidden
"Delightfully outlawish, Red" love it!
I was just shooting my pistol out the window
0:40 i unironically love this
This is why sometimes you should cross the memes.
Currently stoned and can't decide whether I want to listen to Big Iron or watch steamed hams
Texas Red shooting his pistol out the window is the least unusual thing an outlaw can do
The fact that no one would ever think to search for this means i fear it will not get the recognition it truly deserves. Genuinely had me crying laughing, a masterpiece.
2:22 some of the most egregious audio cutting I’ve heard, right behind that one video with sniper saying “crystal methanthetamine”.
To be clear, I love the way they say it, please keep up the good work.
Old school sentence mixing, love it
glad this comes with subtitles
I like how they're both on the verge of shooting each other every second.
A youtube poop in classical format.
Delightfully outlawish, Texas Red
This entire video would obliterate a Victorian child
i can't stop watching this damned video.
"orOrA bOrEAlis!? at this time of year? at this time of 🎶 daaaaaaaaay?🎵"
I like the implication that Texas Red is just the Secondary Skin for the Ranger
There was serious conviction in "there'll be a body on the ground tonight" he actually spat the word body
Only 5 seconds in and i already have to comment that this is an absolute masterpiece.
i know you put a lot of effort into this, but i really respect the firetruck addition, sometimes people leave that out and that's important. love this
Dang, it looks like the time Arizona Ranger forgot to turn off his big iron.
🎶Oh egads! My roast is ruined!🎶
This is one of the most glorious things I’ve ever seen
The sentence mixing is god tier
This is a masterpiece
"oh, Arizona Ranger. I was just... shootin my pistol out the window. Care to join me?"
"The stranger there before them had a steamed ham on his lip"
Backrooms level 1959: Agua Fria
Class: 1 (Safe)
Entities: Peaceful
A western town infested with an entity that is just Marty Robbins tinted with various colors. These entities are peaceful unless you interrupt the gunfight that breaks out every 2 days between a normal colored marty robbins and a red colored marty robbins. The winner is always the normal colored one, but the time loop always repeats
Thank goodness for the subtitles. I needed them as I haven’t yet had steamed hams ingrained in my head enough for this.
Edit: without them it sounded like trying to talk to someone with terrible connection on one or both sides.
Edit 1: for some of it at least
I love the parts where whole, uninterrupted lyrics break through, and it sounds like they're singing their lines; my favourite is “It's an Aqua Fria phrase!”.
“Delightfully outlawish, Texas” 💀 Best crossover ever
The effort you put into this lmao
AI could never craft something so unintelligible and charming
You'd be surprised
@@JargonMadjin The work hours behind it are part of what make it special.
Just the simple fact that a human spent hours cutting up a song and putting it all together.
This is either madness or brilliance.
My cheeks hurt so much from smiling, I'll have to take something to relieve the pain.
I just couldn't stop laughing at any point during this, hands down the most obvious crossover to investigate and yet I never imagined it, it's so unintelligible but we can all recognise the script perfectly lmao
Steamed Iron
As someone who loves Steamed Hams and Big Iron; thank you for this masterpiece.
When the ranger is fairly ripped and knocks Texas Red out rather than killing him, leading to Texas Red going on parole later on.
This whole thing is absolutely amazing, but the song @0:41 burns hotter than Texas Red's house. 🔥 🎶
Closed captioning has never come in so clutch before
It's criminal that UA-cam didn't recommend me this until now, and a blessing that it finally has.
_Well Texas Red, you are vicious and a killer, but I must say you steam a good ham_
I'm dying
As an Arizonan, I can confirm that we do NOT call hamburgers "steamed hams".
Also this was immaculately edited. Bravo.
This is some top tier shitpost
Watching this with the transcript going was a godsend
love how everyone collectively decided texas red is just the arizona ranger with red clothes
The end right before the cut to the fire engine where the Ranger and Texas Red are just staring each other down 😂
im glad the firetruck made the cut
The Arizona Ranger's gonna need his big iron lmao
This is beautiful.
This is like that moment when you start to fall asleep and it feels like you are falling into yourself.
"@N uN4g3t7a4lE L0nC4E0N"
- actual exerpt from the script
Another artifact that future historians will never be able to understand
“Delightfully Outlawish Red” 😅 brilliant.
This autoplayed and I thought I was having a stroke
XD
delightfully outlawish, red 😈
The beginning part wirh "one fine day" sounds like something from an old sitcom but very cool edit!
The sentence mixing in this one is an absolute masterpiece.
I love how Texas red is literally just the ranger but red
I want to see a whole movie like that
that Skinner and his Crazy Explanations bit is perfect.