This is really funny. My only issue is that I think Patrick and Sandy should trade characters, since Hinoka was going all crazy about wanting to bring Corrin back.
+PTp1ranha I was on chapter 12 when I made the video. Ryoma says something like, "Even if I have to use force I will bring you back. Maybe the sting of my blade will bring you to your senses!"
HerotonAlmighty2011 I know, yeah, but as a massive Nohrian Scum and an avid defender of Conquest's plot (yes, I loved it IMO), I think it'd be nice to depreciate Birthright once in a while. XD
+jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurunetokoronisumiyapparikojiy Hey Xander, i believe my sides landed in the royal palace? Can you look for them, and just throw into the dragon gate for me? And tell Camilla to stop sending stone golems here? The Shining One and I had to go help Yamato Hotsuin repair a few towers
Ryoma:COME BACKKKK Corrin: big brother I'm not going with you Ryoma:I MISS YOU! HINOKA MISSES YOU! EVEN TAKUMI MISSES YOU Takumi:*dancing* Corrin:I'm happy here. Nohr is my home now *walks away* Ryoma:*being dragged by hinoka* NOOOO!!! COME BAAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!
If you look at the notification where your video was blocked, there's an option somewhere that will allow you to file a dispute. SpongeBob is blocked by default, and you have to challenge the copyright claim to make the video available. Mention that parody is protected under Fair Use and is therefore not a violation of copyright, and they should put it back up. (It took them less than 24 hours to unblock mine)
Corrin: Ryoma, I'm not coming home. Ryoma: I miss you, Hinoka misses you, even Takumi misses you! Corrin: I'm happy here. Nohr is my new home now. Ryoma: NO, COOOORRIIIIIIIN!
You know what would work great for Revelation? The "Snowball Effect" episode when Squidward is about to throw a snowball at Spongebob after he takes out his fire place. Squidward (Corrin) : "SPONGEBOB! (Xander)" *readies snowball* Patrick (Ryoma): "YAY, Squidward's on my side!" Squidward: "I most certainly am not!" Spongebob: "Then that means he's on MY side!" Squidward: "No Spongebob, I'm not on your side either! I'm on nobody's side!"
In the end Takumi takes the choice the hardest. An equivalent would be Patrick (R) hanging around squid ward (T) and then squid ward (T)begging Corrin back
I fucking *knew* takumi would be squidward
Same
Lol that part was perfect
I'd be weird if it was anyone else
+Jiggy Wiggy ASMR Takumi was PERFECT as squidward, XD
XDDD IKR
Takumi as Squidward was the best part. XD
FUCKING TAKUMI GOD DAMMIT XDDD
+Chibi Yubel
#TakumiDidNothingWrong
+Lord Takumi though we, must still blame him
+Lord Takumi #TAKUMISTARTEDTHISWAR
#BlameTakumi
If it's Birthlight instead. Camellia would be Patrick since she wants Corrin's dead corspe to comfort with.
If she did she's gonna go buy a nice ship
Lol and Iago would be squidward
leo would be squidward.
Shivery Sapphire okay...
Sounds familair~
I lost it at Takumi.
Lolz who didn't
Takumi be like: THE STUPID DRAGON THING IS FINALLY OUT OF MY WAY, NOW I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING AN INSANE PUPPET TH- oh um... oops
Same lol I couldn't 😂😂🤣
like wise
This is it. This is Conquest.
This is a factual accurate representation of Conquest.
So Treize watch videos like this between two fights against the gundams
math77370 There is a certain beauty in a fight wouldn't you agree?
+Treize Khushrenada what is beautifull in fighging a space boysband?
math77370 Seeing the tears of sad fangirls who can't deal with seeing their husbando get defeated of course.
+Treize Khushrenada well said !
Any situation in life can be summed up from scenes in Spongbob.
Or the old Simpsons.
Wait a minute!
How can Spongebob represent Corrin
if he's wearing shoes?
Good one
He/She decided to wear shoes after He/She steped on a lego.
WE'VE GOT A CRIME SCENE HERE!
But corrin doesn't know what a Lego is
How can he represent Corrin if he has a likable personality, isn't perfect, and the whole universe doesn't revolve around him?
This is really funny.
My only issue is that I think Patrick and Sandy should trade characters, since Hinoka was going all crazy about wanting to bring Corrin back.
+PTp1ranha I was on chapter 12 when I made the video.
Ryoma says something like, "Even if I have to use force I will bring you back. Maybe the sting of my blade will bring you to your senses!"
Daylon Hester Oh yeah. I was only thinking about Hinoka's backstory. But that fits too.
+PTp1ranha actually Hinoka is really accepting of your choice so that actually makes sense. Takumi actually takes it the hardest.
+Brian Nunnally Jr I AM BETRAYAL!!!
Yeah I think I agree
This is accurate, fucking Takumi 😂
+Hunter Shadow
#TakumiDidNothingWrong
#ItWasAnInsideJob
#FreeTakumi
+Lord Takumi
lol nope
#BlameTakumi
#Takumeme
+Chloe Balatbat XD Takumeme made my day #BlameTakumi2k16
#Nope
#BlamsTakumi
#IPraiseLordLeo
YIPEE! XD good ol Takumi
Wow...this is...disturbingly accurate
unova1995 I know the astra was hilarious
Fucking Takumi I'm dead
#blametakumi
+Randomoersontalking Hi #FreeTakumi
#PraiseTakumi
DefinitelyNotaPervert how dare you plz do not say that
ladyluneth SAME
FAKE. Corrin's wearing shoes.
OH NOOOOOOO
He could be reclassed
Well, Lucina doesn't even have feet, she wears them, maybe Corrin will one day?
Wow that's so funny
And Ryoma isn't a lobster
lmao Takumi and how the Nohr siblings just ignore him and jet off
This is... wonderful
Its very accurate too, lol.
+Mangs Even the great mangs agree it's great.
FIVE POINTS
This has 100% accuratecy
It's basically insulting Conquest's bad story, which I am fine with lol
the norh version is Patrick: Camella, Sandy: Elize, Squidward: Garon.
Oh, I would LOVE a "Hoshido inna Nutshell" version. XD
+Lucifer Con The Nohr version works better for this joke honestly...
HerotonAlmighty2011 I know, yeah, but as a massive Nohrian Scum and an avid defender of Conquest's plot (yes, I loved it IMO), I think it'd be nice to depreciate Birthright once in a while. XD
I agree...just not when I'm killing them (Revelations all the way)
HerotonAlmighty2011 Lol
You are a fucking genius, you know that?
Yes
I knew Takumi would be Squidward. This was just perfect. XD
This needs more attention
+Captain Killjoy Well, around 8k people on tumblr gave it enough attention.
+Cyanide Exploder Wait wat
Daylon Hester s-tier.tumblr.com/post/140121907476
+Cyanide Exploder Crap, man. That WebM got around, didn't it?
THE WORST PART IS THIS IS 100% accurate
Swap Ryoma with Hinoka and this is accurate
no because he tries to drag you back during the time elise is sick.
hinoka just fights you.
Damn
My sides are in another galaxy right now.
THIS IS SO ACCURATE I'M CRYING this was perfect.
+jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurunetokoronisumiyapparikojiy
Hey Xander, i believe my sides landed in the royal palace? Can you look for them, and just throw into the dragon gate for me? And tell Camilla to stop sending stone golems here? The Shining One and I had to go help Yamato Hotsuin repair a few towers
+jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurunetokoronisumiyapparikojiy I can't seem to read your name XD
Does this mean Sakura is Gary?
+StealthDoctor She's about as useful as gary, if that counts
+Wezz is Mad That means very useful.
Yin/Yang Bomb Idk about you but my Sakura was really shit
+Wezz is Mad yeah sakura is garbage
+StealthDoctor I think Felicia/Jakob would be Gary
SpongeShido Birthrightpants when
I freaking knew Takumi was going to be Squidward. Still funny as hell when I saw that.
That's it guys. That's the game. Thank you for making this, you beautiful, beautiful person.
Ryoma:COME BACKKKK
Corrin: big brother I'm not going with you
Ryoma:I MISS YOU! HINOKA MISSES YOU! EVEN TAKUMI MISSES YOU
Takumi:*dancing*
Corrin:I'm happy here. Nohr is my home now *walks away*
Ryoma:*being dragged by hinoka* NOOOO!!! COME BAAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!
wow, I saw the video too!
+Miku Lovescats Thanks for helping out all the deaf viewers
Well Takumi would probably more accurate be him shooting a Corrin shaped target dummy shouting BETRAYAL!
0:37 Conquest Chapter 12 in a nutshell.
Spongui/Spongin:Patrick! what are you doing!?!
Patrick:No more games, To the death! (epic music plays)
I still can't believe that this is an actual thing that someone sat down and made.
You should've made the net the raijinto ;-;
Patrick plays Ryoma's part perfectly. Setting up an ambush at a hospital is "Patrick-like".
It's absolutely amazing how well this works
This is so accurate to fire emblem fates conquest especially the Takumi part :D
+Archy Ashton TOTALLY XD #BlameTakumi
(I still love the tsundere pineapple though)
I just keep rewatching this over and over! Never gets old.
The part with Takumi was just too funny.
I wish some of the jellyfish had faceless masks
Why does Hinoka's face on Sandy's body work so well.
They’re kindred spirits. Fates has brought them together. Lol.
Sides Status: In Orbit
I just got Conquest. Got past the "picking your path" part. Saw this and can't stop laughing.
This becomes way more relevant later on lol
How in the world did this not get copyright bombed. I uploaded a spongebob emblem thing of my own just now and it's copyright blocked everywhere. >_>
If you look at the notification where your video was blocked, there's an option somewhere that will allow you to file a dispute.
SpongeBob is blocked by default, and you have to challenge the copyright claim to make the video available.
Mention that parody is protected under Fair Use and is therefore not a violation of copyright, and they should put it back up. (It took them less than 24 hours to unblock mine)
+Daylon Hester Well if it worked for you it should work for me as well then. Thanks for letting me know.
I could have sworn that I heard that filing disputes only made them angrier.
This has reached a point beyond too perfect. It has ascended.
0:45 I mean, that's pretty much Camilla in Birthright
Corrin: Ryoma, I'm not coming home.
Ryoma: I miss you, Hinoka misses you, even Takumi misses you!
Corrin: I'm happy here. Nohr is my new home now.
Ryoma: NO, COOOORRIIIIIIIN!
Reject Hoshido... AT YOUR OWN PERIL.
It's even funnier cus this has more plot quality than the actual game cjsnxjwjsj
Why de these videos exist and *WHY* IS IT SO FRICKING *ACCURATE* ?????
You know what would work great for Revelation? The "Snowball Effect" episode when Squidward is about to throw a snowball at Spongebob after he takes out his fire place.
Squidward (Corrin) : "SPONGEBOB! (Xander)" *readies snowball*
Patrick (Ryoma): "YAY, Squidward's on my side!"
Squidward: "I most certainly am not!"
Spongebob: "Then that means he's on MY side!"
Squidward: "No Spongebob, I'm not on your side either! I'm on nobody's side!"
"So what's the story in Fates?"
Me: **shows them this video**
Imagine if Patricks war cry was one of Ryomas crit quotes. I mean it fits so well.
I watched this video so many times and it never gets old or boring
If this was birthright then Xander would be Patrick,Camilla would be Sandy,and Leo would be Squidward
If only this wasn't extremely representative of the plot and character motivations
0:09 Somehow im not surprised at all about how accurate that is
beautiful
This sums up the entire second act of conquest
WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT AND ACCURATE OMG
This is quite possibly the best thing I have and will ever watch.
How have I not seen this until now? This is glorious.
It's official, I love the internet and this video is the reason why.
I want to become SpongeNohrian ScumPants.
In the end Takumi takes the choice the hardest. An equivalent would be Patrick (R) hanging around squid ward (T) and then squid ward (T)begging Corrin back
Oh my god
This is literally as perfect as the actual conquest story
This is so amazing XD
I am still so surprised by how many things Spongebob can represent.
This is flipping gold
Did an ad for a Hinoka Custom Amiibo pop up for anyone else when Patrick/Ryoma said he would make Spongebob/Corrin into a trophy?
It’s funny cause based on chapter 12 (? I think)
Ryoma really can’t take no for an answer
I can't believe how perfect this is...
This is.....disturbingly accurate.
Is this really conquest in a nutshell?
Basically!
MesprittheDigimon
Good to know!
Sorry Ryoma, i'm too attached to Nohr now.
You should take the itchy sea urchin scene and edit a bunch of Camilla heads on them.
I'm laughing SO HARD at Takumi's part XDDDDDD
Literally 2 seconds before it showed squidward I said “It’s fucking Takumi.” And then proceeded to die XD
I cant believe this is a 7 year old video now
A masterpiece
Actual footage of Conquest.
put Camilla's face on patrick and you have birthright
I was thinking Xander, but Xander just goes "Naw m8 I want you dead"
This is a thing of beauty.
Takumi as Squidward... DIDNT EXPECT THAT DIDJA?
The more I watch it, the more accurate it gets. Especially Takumi Tentacles.
I love the Nohrian Royal family hopping up and down like that XD
Ryotrick and his legendary blade, Netjinto.
this is so dead on on its just too good
Should i laugh or cry some days i laugh some days i cry. That is how special fire emblem fates is.
you sir have earn my upvote
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
"I even picked out this nice jar for you!"
the jar reads Corrin-Brother
looool
Wow this was the funniest Fire Emblem Fates video I've ever seen
For some reason I will always laugh at then noise the Jellyfish make when Patrick swings the net
Its honestly really scary how accurate this is
Why does this fit so well? 😂
I immediately knew Takumi was going to be Squidward haha
why does this work so well
This is brilliant! I feel like this would also work nicely for Birthright with Camilla as Patrick XD
I miss you, hinoka misses you, even takumi miss you
This was my first Fates video I watched.
this is genuinely great.
This video just made my day rofl
Legit AF.
You're amazing.