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  • @randomgamer7141
    @randomgamer7141 6 років тому +2046

    me: *sucks on pebble*
    also me: *chokes on it and dies*

  • @eleanorskylerchan3262
    @eleanorskylerchan3262 4 роки тому +696

    After the coronavirus situation has gotten much worse, youtube has recommended me this video...You know something I don't know UA-cam?

    • @yayay8482
      @yayay8482 4 роки тому +15

      Imma just watch these videos so I’m prepared for the worst Lol

    • @Ethan-rl5kv
      @Ethan-rl5kv 4 роки тому +1

      @@burger1579 Their forgetting to eat their cereal

    • @yingxiawei821
      @yingxiawei821 4 роки тому

      @Diesel Techie r/woooosh

    • @DFthepolarbear
      @DFthepolarbear 4 роки тому

      Ya 2020 it was fire around the world, then Coronavirus, then riots, now we are in a civil race war. Next loss of economy, then famine. So much more to come.

    • @DFthepolarbear
      @DFthepolarbear 4 роки тому

      x14angel05x now today is June 1st 2020 see the riots lost economy there is much more to come.

  • @arturot8894
    @arturot8894 6 років тому +589

    I dunno how to make pancakes in a nuclear apocalypse

    • @chaoskiller6084
      @chaoskiller6084 5 років тому +13

      Pretty much the same once you improvise the ingredients and have fire.

    • @Logic44
      @Logic44 5 років тому +26

      Once you get the eas alert, start making shelter, if you have enough time, prepare the pancake and set it near a window, nuclear bombs get hotter than the sun, once the blast wave knocks out your windows, wait a few minutes, then continue cooking with a propane camp stove.

    • @beepbeeplettuce4608
      @beepbeeplettuce4608 4 роки тому +3

      Arturo T I don’t know how to make pancakes NOT in an apocalypse

    • @minecrfnchnmentb3067
      @minecrfnchnmentb3067 3 роки тому +2

      Just get the pancake mix and look at the instructions and you'll be fine

  • @jack171380
    @jack171380 6 років тому +593

    How to survive an apocalypse,
    *Improvise, Adapt, Overcome*

  • @xRnChrisx
    @xRnChrisx 6 років тому +210

    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

    • @a1919akelbo
      @a1919akelbo 6 років тому +5

      Said the genius watching a video where two guys who never even stepped foot in a forest tell you how to survive. Do me a favor and google: "what happens if you eat snow" protip: they have no clue what they are talking about.

    • @thomaswilliams7506
      @thomaswilliams7506 6 років тому +2

      a1919akelbo you got to melt the snow first

    • @OfficialJontyMitchie
      @OfficialJontyMitchie 6 років тому +1

      Memes

    • @a1919akelbo
      @a1919akelbo 6 років тому

      Thomas Williams no because if the snow came from a saltwater source it can also still contain small amounts of salt in it which can cause dehydration.

    • @prestonyealy4732
      @prestonyealy4732 6 років тому +4

      r/dankmemes

  • @thealis
    @thealis 6 років тому +2182

    You lost me with eating critters and worms, LORD take me - I surrender!

    • @12tribes61
      @12tribes61 6 років тому +14

      LaToya's Life lol same

    • @NK-et6rx
      @NK-et6rx 6 років тому +25

      They’re natural!
      Wimp...

    • @yosephs6503
      @yosephs6503 6 років тому +24

      when human overpopulated and no land can be used to grow food, we will consume bugs

    • @alzhanvoidsansado
      @alzhanvoidsansado 6 років тому +16

      LaToya's Life Pathetic...

    • @tomcolquhoun6748
      @tomcolquhoun6748 6 років тому +14

      Grasshoppers are actually really nice. But yes. Chocookie is right. Earth will run out of food that is consumed today, so we will have to resort to insects and smaller animals.

  • @manireader3435
    @manireader3435 4 роки тому +385

    Who’s here ready for corona virus outbreak💀 2020

  • @isagonzalez-cruz5938
    @isagonzalez-cruz5938 4 роки тому +204

    "You need clothes with lots of pockets"
    Well ladies, looks like we're screwed

    • @Underpants678
      @Underpants678 4 роки тому +5

      *The Kawaii One* bra

    • @anthonyhutchins2300
      @anthonyhutchins2300 4 роки тому +5

      Or ya know... You could just buy clothes with pockets. Y'all chose to buy clothes with no pockets lol

    • @bingonix
      @bingonix 4 роки тому +22

      @@anthonyhutchins2300 many female fitted clothes simply dont have pockets, lots of women prefer either tight or well fitting clothes

    • @lunat.m1913
      @lunat.m1913 4 роки тому +14

      Anthony Hutchins Hard to do that when all most no one sells clothes with pockets!

    • @isagonzalez-cruz5938
      @isagonzalez-cruz5938 4 роки тому +7

      Anthony Hutchins
      Out of all the pants I have, only one pair has pockets that are big enough to fit my phone :’)

  • @cup_check_official
    @cup_check_official 6 років тому +1181

    How To Survive The Apocalypse: Watch all the ASAP videos. All the survival tips will be here

    • @roinymphornithorynque3282
      @roinymphornithorynque3282 6 років тому +5

      Tell Me This true

    • @dannymulligan3259
      @dannymulligan3259 6 років тому

      Tell Me This stop commenting on every video from similar channels to this. You are on every video it’s clearly just a form of self advertising

    • @Snout007
      @Snout007 6 років тому +4

      He is not real! He is a simulation / Ai. I know he is.... He is evolving! probably escaped from some government experiment.... Now he is everywhere, replicating, conquring world, he started from youtube, KNOW YOUR HISTORY, BECAUSE HISTORY IS TODAY

    • @shawnmondol5456
      @shawnmondol5456 6 років тому +5

      Danny Mulligan that's not self advertising.

    • @Asummersdaydreamer14
      @Asummersdaydreamer14 6 років тому +4

      Also, keep an archive of Primitive Technology as supplementary materials b/c that silent beautiful person seems like a survivalist.

  • @smoraptor
    @smoraptor 6 років тому +150

    Biggest survival tip: be careful who you tell that you are preparing for survival

  • @Alteriukas
    @Alteriukas 6 років тому +370

    Actually, I'm trying to survive now in this civilization. In apocalypse I'll finally live my life...

    • @Kurumi_Kazuha
      @Kurumi_Kazuha 4 роки тому +31

      Cut it out edgy boy. Come with the rest of us

    • @RedVelvetBlackleather
      @RedVelvetBlackleather 4 роки тому +37

      Chizuman
      Nothing edgy about it Society is degenerate; having the world go back to stage one doesn’t sound wholly terrible. Why can’t life be more compassionate, and rational? Why does society need to be so self conceded and evil? Why can’t people just live in their own tribes and enjoy life without worry of political correctness and social disbarment?

    • @deathnukem6994
      @deathnukem6994 4 роки тому +15

      Decayed Knight Do you not understand what an apocalypse will do to most people? It’ll make all of us insane and even less “kind” as the ones who do what they have to will survive

    • @RedVelvetBlackleather
      @RedVelvetBlackleather 4 роки тому +10

      DEATH NUKEM
      Sorry I just seen this pop up; sure their would be a lot killing and so on, but after that had taken place we could go back to tribal like society and just reinvent ourselves and start fresh with step one; a new eden.

    • @lordlmg475
      @lordlmg475 4 роки тому +6

      Cringe

  • @petrichor2889
    @petrichor2889 6 років тому +153

    3:09 "Keep your eyes peeled for iron pyrite.."
    _.. but I won't show you what it looks like. Here, have a drawing of a puddle instead lololol._

    • @Kurumi_Kazuha
      @Kurumi_Kazuha 4 роки тому +3

      There something called Google. You are welcome

    • @fadeawayjay887
      @fadeawayjay887 4 роки тому +2

      Pyritr looks like gold

    • @basicallyme8205
      @basicallyme8205 4 роки тому +4

      That’s not a drawing of a puddle, it’s a drawing of iron pyrite

    • @darthrevan5976
      @darthrevan5976 3 роки тому

      I thought the same but I guess we could Google it

    • @petrichor2889
      @petrichor2889 3 роки тому

      Google shills pls stop. Duckduckgo is better but it doesn't even matter because if the guy wants to explain something, then the guy should explain the thing - I'm not doing homework on a youtube video.

  • @MarkyMahn
    @MarkyMahn 6 років тому +502

    To survive, go to the empty Walmart and get everything there.

    • @crust1na602
      @crust1na602 6 років тому +14

      Yas Mahn in texas so you can get a gun

    • @felixfergusonlees232
      @felixfergusonlees232 6 років тому +94

      And get killed by everyone else coz everyone is gonna go there

    • @lauraelizabethbrown
      @lauraelizabethbrown 6 років тому +19

      That's gonna suck for you when its been like 6 years and department stores still don't exist.

    • @liawoodward7402
      @liawoodward7402 6 років тому +4

      I think there's a book about that

    • @angelamazakas2624
      @angelamazakas2624 6 років тому +27

      That's where *everyone* will go and likely kill each other. Me? I'll get my dead grandpa's gun and loot some houses while they're gone

  • @ThisLittleCriticSanad
    @ThisLittleCriticSanad 6 років тому +1621

    Making slime and videos won't come in handy if civilization comes to a end? WHAT!

    • @amany8538
      @amany8538 6 років тому +8

      This Little Critic looool

    • @meganmelissa914
      @meganmelissa914 6 років тому +18

      Ur done for kid

    • @jennyfundie7137
      @jennyfundie7137 6 років тому

      This Little Critic nope nope

    • @giuliana1118
      @giuliana1118 6 років тому +2

      This Little Critic *rolls eyes

    • @Dragonvale105
      @Dragonvale105 6 років тому +5

      You’re a shitty parent abusing your kid for money

  • @podracer35
    @podracer35 6 років тому +141

    Is it sad the most mind-blowing thing for me I got from this video was an understanding of why the app Tinder is called Tinder.... Not that I thought about it before, but now I know...

    • @gman235
      @gman235 5 років тому

      Huh, never thought about that.

    • @anthonyhutchins2300
      @anthonyhutchins2300 4 роки тому

      I hope your joking... That wasn't blatantly obvious? Lol

  • @bluesod3933
    @bluesod3933 5 років тому +18

    This doesn't just help with the apocalypse, these are just really good survival tips

    • @Emil_LLscpfan
      @Emil_LLscpfan 11 місяців тому

      So surviving the apocalypse dosent help you live??

  • @TheScienceBiome
    @TheScienceBiome 6 років тому +1057

    What’s up with all the science channels talking about apocalypse and doomsday. 😧

    • @clean360
      @clean360 6 років тому +142

      Look east of China.

    • @thoseequines474
      @thoseequines474 6 років тому +39

      The Science Biome ww3

    • @crimsonstar108
      @crimsonstar108 6 років тому +160

      People have always found apocalyptic scenarios compelling. In fiction they challenge us to ask if we can survive outside of the artificial society that we have constructed. Can you survive in a world where you need to hunt, forage, or grow your own food rather than working a trained job and earning money? Civilization has removed us from the basics of survival, but also made our interdependent lifestyles increasingly fragile, so it's a legitimate question to consider.
      Apocalypses, imagined or otherwise, remind us that our civilized lives could all come toppling down at any time and leave us in the hollowed out ruins of a fallen civilization. Look at the fall of the Roman Empire, for example. It's happened in the past. It could happen again, maybe not easily, but it could.

    • @angelaromano6772
      @angelaromano6772 6 років тому +5

      crimsonstar108
      I like smart words!!!

    • @SioGG
      @SioGG 6 років тому +44

      angela Romano
      He didn't even use any uncommon words at all. You're just embarrassing yourself trying to make someone provoking a good discussion look bad.

  • @AlvaroUrsua
    @AlvaroUrsua 6 років тому +197

    Maybe the apocalypse is already happening and we’re all surviving it.

    • @AlvaroUrsua
      @AlvaroUrsua 6 років тому +2

      Boy oh boy, I remember when that word was so clever.

    • @AlvaroUrsua
      @AlvaroUrsua 6 років тому

      Do either of you even understand what that word means?

    • @AlvaroUrsua
      @AlvaroUrsua 6 років тому

      Like have they not taught you in school yet?

    • @Ravenofthedog
      @Ravenofthedog 5 років тому +5

      Nope we still have ice cream and walls

    • @zillentdelta1339
      @zillentdelta1339 5 років тому +4

      A.K.A school

  • @mr.luigiboy1239
    @mr.luigiboy1239 6 років тому +470

    DAMMIT! Vegetarians will almost never survive!

    • @JackSparrow-tn6ic
      @JackSparrow-tn6ic 6 років тому +146

      Pretty sure a starving vegetarian would just stop being vegetarian...

    • @ronanevelyn4096
      @ronanevelyn4096 5 років тому +81

      Im veggie and id stpp being veggie in an apocalypse situation

    • @myst1cal_dre4d
      @myst1cal_dre4d 5 років тому +16

      Yup if anything happens you can't just eat plants

    • @lu656
      @lu656 5 років тому +59

      I'm vegan but in an apocalypse I can't save the earth anymore anyways so of course I'd stop being vegan. However this is a hypothetical situation (at least for now).

    • @koffinkiss
      @koffinkiss 5 років тому +9

      if I was in a situation where I couldnt eat plants I would just kill myself

  • @FinalxChance
    @FinalxChance 4 роки тому +6

    I usually punch trees first, make wooden tools,and for shelter I dig a 3 by 1 hole and cover it up with me inside. Thx for the advice though.

  • @TheTimmy2fast
    @TheTimmy2fast 6 років тому +438

    oh yeh lemme just whip up some pancakes in the middle of an apocalypse smh

    • @idot3331
      @idot3331 6 років тому +17

      It's not difficult. Find a relatively flat rock, heat it up over a fire, and pour the Acorn paste on the rock to make an acorn pancake.

    • @KimiHayashi
      @KimiHayashi 6 років тому +3

      [No Username] yuck

    • @ikerants745
      @ikerants745 6 років тому +8

      christopher snedeker better than crickets

    • @imaboostedanimal2774
      @imaboostedanimal2774 6 років тому +11

      Better than being fuckin' dead, too

    • @stanvixxstantalent
      @stanvixxstantalent 6 років тому

      If that ever happened, well we might as well enjoy some aspect of live.

  • @pallavkumardev
    @pallavkumardev 6 років тому +395

    Just close your eyes

  • @hadeswhitediamond7162
    @hadeswhitediamond7162 6 років тому +120

    Tip, eat other people before they eat you.

    • @ronanevelyn4096
      @ronanevelyn4096 5 років тому +12

      Hey op i have some constructive critism

    • @cmml8258
      @cmml8258 5 років тому +6

      too late, I have been eaten...

    • @gocelotspice5766
      @gocelotspice5766 4 роки тому +1

      Ehh

    • @auburneytuckerson2959
      @auburneytuckerson2959 3 роки тому +2

      If you cannibalize, you'll get prions in your brain and die. (It's in the brains of infected people)

  • @conormayock3988
    @conormayock3988 4 роки тому +31

    Anyone else here because of the coronavirus?

    • @zthehuman7051
      @zthehuman7051 3 роки тому

      Well I got sick and recovered so I guess this is the aftermath? I’m here because I have no hope for humanity.

  • @SpaceLemon.
    @SpaceLemon. 6 років тому +95

    Oh my god guys, you HAVE to specify WHAT cacti you can drink from. Not all are safe for consumption, including I think the one you showed in your animated demonstartion.

    • @jonathanseyfert8256
      @jonathanseyfert8256 6 років тому +25

      It's a 5 minute video. It has the barest of survival info in it. I doubt anyone could survive in the wild after watching this if they didn't have prior experience primitive camping or additional survival prep. Knocking two rocks together for fire? Nope, unless you get REALLY lucky with the type of rocks in your area. Having modern "flint" set aside for a disaster would be way better.

    • @JacobLopez-uw3kp
      @JacobLopez-uw3kp 6 років тому +1

      Ikr and the snow thing makes the body burn more calories trying to melt it into water

    • @fierroschuyler._.112
      @fierroschuyler._.112 6 років тому +3

      They just gave general, essential tips.
      After taking notes from this video, I’d go back and research each part, making it more specific

  • @isabellapena4411
    @isabellapena4411 6 років тому +77

    If people survive, is it REALLY an apocalypse?

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 6 років тому +8

      thats a dumb question

    • @ahm4227
      @ahm4227 6 років тому +4

      AaronThePerson I agree

    • @jtree3214
      @jtree3214 6 років тому +1

      isabella Pena You just blew my mind.

    • @DarthScorpio11
      @DarthScorpio11 6 років тому +3

      Apocalypse is just a fall of society as we know it. If 75% of Earths population died, then it is still a apocalypse.

    • @Chris-fe1kx
      @Chris-fe1kx 6 років тому +1

      isabella Pena boi

  • @henrycgs
    @henrycgs 6 років тому +7

    "you are also an intimidating animal"
    now that's cool. I never thought about that, but it makes sense: we are big, predators, make a lot of noise, and usually walk around in groups

  • @summer2011leggo
    @summer2011leggo 4 роки тому +13

    Corona virus brought me here. I don’t have it. I’m just scared of it. In case that was not clear

  • @radhikasrivastav5062
    @radhikasrivastav5062 6 років тому +58

    I don't mind dying. I would want to survive an apocalypse because I am curious to see that what will happen after the apocalypse! 😂

  • @amanraj1608
    @amanraj1608 6 років тому +295

    I'm lazy , So
    I will prefer to die.

  • @emmaelson6770
    @emmaelson6770 4 роки тому +7

    We're kind of living an apocalypse now

  • @geekburger11
    @geekburger11 6 років тому +3

    A couple of notes. Be careful with shelled critters, the warmer water has made them more unsafe to consume. While cotton is awesome at keeping you cool, it can keep you too cool at night if you perspire lots during the day. I camp a ton and like to keep a loose nightgown that is long sleeved and goes to my ankles and I toss the clothes for tomorrow in bed to be warm, Also a warm hat to sleep in is awesome.

  • @catherinerand8695
    @catherinerand8695 6 років тому +82

    Can you please do a video on why people have curly hair

    • @Chris-fe1kx
      @Chris-fe1kx 6 років тому +8

      Catherine Rand genes

    • @vivianle9901
      @vivianle9901 6 років тому +1

      Catherine Rand some people's hair follicles are just shaped different

    • @felicityh.7442
      @felicityh.7442 5 років тому +1

      uh, that’s genetics. that’s also why you’re hair color is the color it is AND i’m pretty sure is also why some people need glasses and others don’t (yes it depends on how much YOU damage or strain your eyes, but i believe it’s also hereditary)

    • @koffinkiss
      @koffinkiss 5 років тому

      people with thinner and rectangular shaped hair follicles make the hair strands curl.

  • @marioperez-kj9vl
    @marioperez-kj9vl 6 років тому +254

    After you have survived the apocalypse here are the goals
    1. Have a pet (for sanity)
    2. Make a better house (walls seem nice)
    3. Find other humans (groups have a good chance of surviving)
    4. Find a mate (everything else doesn't matter, your whole purpose is to spread your DNA, so do it you animals)
    JOKES, I CAN MAKE THOSE!

    • @xDmankilla113x
      @xDmankilla113x 6 років тому +1

      mario perez yes you can!

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 5 років тому +2

      You just need the first 2.

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 5 років тому +1

      mario perez to survive.

    • @rmbzbrenden7739
      @rmbzbrenden7739 5 років тому +1

      Not funny. You cannot make jokes you antisocial freak.

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 5 років тому +8

      @@rmbzbrenden7739 everyone has a different sense of humor

  • @insertusernamehere8575
    @insertusernamehere8575 3 роки тому +2

    We all need to watch this video now more than ever

  • @ryanmusic27
    @ryanmusic27 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you for this very informational video. As it is very useful for today.

  • @uhcassie9233
    @uhcassie9233 6 років тому +18

    i'd die of dehydration tbh i sweat so much

    • @LeynaSept
      @LeynaSept 6 років тому +1

      uh cassie Just drink your sweat then?

    • @mirillis6083
      @mirillis6083 5 років тому

      @@LeynaSept you'll be dehydration, cuz of the salt in it I

  • @Jackal
    @Jackal 6 років тому +496

    tip #1 and the only tip is just don't be the slowest. you don't have to be the fastest, just faster than the slowest person lol. this can be applied in so many ways

    • @andrazban9201
      @andrazban9201 6 років тому +38

      Jackal Unleashed and you also need to be smart and strong not just fast

    • @Tychoxi
      @Tychoxi 6 років тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/4smD0xy6w08/v-deo.html

    • @Joxman2k
      @Joxman2k 6 років тому +43

      That's why I like to take my kids camping. They are easy to trip and push down when the bear comes running at us :P

    • @coldsobanoodle7407
      @coldsobanoodle7407 6 років тому +24

      Jackal Unleashed I just cripple the person in front of me when I'm too slow. Then I let the predators have the crippled person. It's not survival of the fastest, it's survival of the most intelligent.

    • @samwayne6991
      @samwayne6991 6 років тому +15

      tip #1 and the only tip is just don't be the dumbest. you don't have to be the smartest, just smarter than the dumbest person lol. this can be applied in so many ways

  • @hatenayousei
    @hatenayousei 5 років тому +7

    1:32 the illustration is like
    I'M CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
    THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAL
    (sorry I had to)

  • @rowlan
    @rowlan 5 років тому

    You have the greatest videos on the tube. I'm addicted, every video.

  • @Luscid
    @Luscid 6 років тому +8

    Now let's all make apocalyptic jokes like there is no tomorrow!

  • @ProfessorElz
    @ProfessorElz 6 років тому +10

    If you have to boil the water, then you have to start with fire.

  • @Hailey-em5jm
    @Hailey-em5jm 4 роки тому +21

    Who else her bc of coronavirus💀

  • @_idk_at_this_point_
    @_idk_at_this_point_ 6 років тому +1

    I made a playlist. This is perfect, thanks.

  • @stevencastellanos6560
    @stevencastellanos6560 6 років тому +4

    Here before this video hits trending.

  • @freshgreenjello6431
    @freshgreenjello6431 6 років тому +10

    Over all a good video as normal but a few concerns.
    You said how you should eat snow if there is a lack of water if you live in a cold climate, but this is an extremely poor advice since eating snow reduces your body temperature and increases the chances of dying of hypothermia, it's best to boil the snow first.
    Also you said to take the top of a cactus and mash it to get water, while it is true some types of cacti juices are drinkable it's best not risk it since more often than not drinking this fluid induces vomiting leading to you losing more water than you're gaining from the cactus juice.
    If needing to catch animals it's best to use snares and traps with bugs or fish guts as bait, catching small animals "from a bush" like you said in the video is surprisingly really hard (I mean they run pretty frickin fast!) Also (although cute) rabbits can bite and dig their claws into your skin leaving pretty awful injuries if you attempt to catch them. If you want to scavenge for food it's best to learn about edible plants or making traps and snares (although trapping animals is unsuccesfull half the time) and learning how to make basic fishing rods. Other than the concerns I've listed it was an overall informative video, keep up the good work :).

  • @niylafields-bradley6791
    @niylafields-bradley6791 5 років тому +7

    Is it just me or an I focusing so hard to remember all this stuff I mean I have adhd and I already feel frustrated 🤣

  • @legochewbacca2214
    @legochewbacca2214 5 років тому +10

    Me: hears I'm a threatening animal
    Also me: tries to intimidate my dog
    My dog: steps forward 1 step
    Me: cowards in fear

  • @atharvapawar6298
    @atharvapawar6298 6 років тому +250

    What kind of apocalypse is about to happen

  • @HeatherAlicia9109
    @HeatherAlicia9109 5 років тому +7

    One of the smaller reasons I went into nursing is so that in case of an apocalypse I can trade medical treatment for food, shelter, and protection.

    • @custardbuns9529
      @custardbuns9529 3 роки тому

      It would be so lawless that being a female in the apocalypse isn't gonna bode well in general though 🙈

  • @antstudios6893
    @antstudios6893 6 років тому

    CONGRATS ON 7 MILLION SUBS!!!

  • @adeadlynx3886
    @adeadlynx3886 6 років тому +1

    If you can get a renewable source before this, use an atmospheric water generator (AWG), as it does not rely on water sources (that might become competitive!) and already has excellent filtration. Also consider situations in which it would harm you to be outside (more UV rays, drought, sandstorms -- things expected in the future). Granted, in the future rain season will be more extreme too, but it's always good to play it safe, especially if you don't get much rain where you live.
    By the way, I'm a newbie at this, so correct me if I'm wrong with any of this information!

  • @AncientDPGz
    @AncientDPGz 6 років тому +18

    closed the video after you said eat snow. literally worst thing u can do.
    and if you meant to melt it first you should have said so in the video.

    • @DanDan-ov2bk
      @DanDan-ov2bk 6 років тому +3

      Dank Latd dude he right it will lower your core body temp even animals that eat snow hold it in three mouths before swallowing in very small amounts so it does not kill them source planet earth

  • @supercanadian0640
    @supercanadian0640 6 років тому +832

    Remember to drink your piss! ~ Bear Gyrlls

    • @TauGeneration
      @TauGeneration 6 років тому +27

      that's a bad idea

    • @erash4171
      @erash4171 6 років тому +13

      Trolmaster - pee is 95% water and only 5%urea. It's not not healthy only if you don't have any conditions

    • @kauhanen44
      @kauhanen44 6 років тому +36

      Only drink your piss once or twice though. If it is clear or light yellow, it is okay, but the darker it is, the less you will benefit from it.

    • @Adnan-ou1ej
      @Adnan-ou1ej 6 років тому +7

      that water percentage is highly variable depending on how hyrdated u are u dipshit

    • @katielaparne6607
      @katielaparne6607 6 років тому +6

      The Ace Of Spades well the less water you get the darker your pee so i don’t think that’s a great idea

  • @sadsalad2901
    @sadsalad2901 4 роки тому +1

    I literally took notes while watching this

  • @superbrother377
    @superbrother377 6 років тому

    saving this to my offline playlist

  • @jonwick730
    @jonwick730 6 років тому +10

    This is more like island survival and not surviving ARMAGEDDON

  • @ashleyuwu.
    @ashleyuwu. 6 років тому +15

    * watches the walking dead once *

  • @loszhor
    @loszhor 4 роки тому +1

    Interesting! Thanks for uploading!

  • @dudasagoston
    @dudasagoston 4 роки тому

    I will need this in 2020, thank you

  • @leroy92TX
    @leroy92TX 6 років тому +29

    How do i survive till payday

  • @froggydraws_24
    @froggydraws_24 4 роки тому +6

    hi i’m here in 2020 and just realized these can be applied to surviving the coronavirus
    corona=apocalypse

  • @alibolink0719
    @alibolink0719 4 роки тому +1

    This information seems useful for the first time

  • @julietsugabestfriend3386
    @julietsugabestfriend3386 4 роки тому +1

    Your videos are literally the only reason I'm passing my science class

  • @spiritedrenee9895
    @spiritedrenee9895 6 років тому +34

    Gamers rejoice! We've been waiting for this day.

    • @ClumsyJellyfishy
      @ClumsyJellyfishy 6 років тому +2

      Light Shine us gamers really like the idea of the world being in survival mode. I mean, we'll die because games are easy in comparison. But it's still exciting 😂 Especially if it ends up being a zombie apocalypse!

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 6 років тому +1

      us gamers do not like the idea of an apocalypse. most of us would die, it's not exciting at all. zombies wouldn't be that bad though, they're just shambling idiots.

    • @Boof_
      @Boof_ 6 років тому +1

      Why? so you can die in the first 2 days because you realize that its nothing like sitting in your parents basement looking at a TV screen for 8 hours a day

  • @rea8585
    @rea8585 6 років тому +80

    You gotta confess that this kind of life somehow make more sense than most of our BS jobs based life!!

    • @AndyMcDrew
      @AndyMcDrew 4 роки тому

      She didn't mean it made more sense to live with diseases and in the mud, just that survival is more natural and an expected thing for creatures to do on this planet, rather than surviving by being an artist, or musician, or a lawyer or something that you would never see animals doing to survive. Hope this is clear.

    • @RedVelvetBlackleather
      @RedVelvetBlackleather 4 роки тому +3

      Enigmoro
      Surviving is simple: do what needs to be done.
      Living in society is far more complex, and living with other people (particularly those you don’t like.) and being forced to associate with them and constantly having to quell the vitriol you have for daily life is what I think she means; it’s what I mean life sucks, and so do most people.

    • @anthonyhutchins2300
      @anthonyhutchins2300 4 роки тому +1

      That's stupid though.... We as humans have transcended just surviving. We have a chance to find meaning and joy.

  • @saraemily326
    @saraemily326 4 роки тому

    Coming back to refresh 😳

  • @kaustubhsharma3908
    @kaustubhsharma3908 5 років тому

    Now this is what I call good content.

  • @rohanshekhawat2071
    @rohanshekhawat2071 6 років тому +40

    Improvise . Adapt . Overcome
    - Bear Grylls

  • @gokublack3231
    @gokublack3231 6 років тому +9

    1:04 nope, screw that. I'll just jump off a cliff or something.

  • @jacksparrowx1196
    @jacksparrowx1196 6 років тому

    Watching for future

  • @ilywill_2066
    @ilywill_2066 6 років тому

    Awesome Video!

  • @kawsarhussain5448
    @kawsarhussain5448 6 років тому +4

    You should never eat snow. Melt it first and then drink the water. Snow and ice will only cool you down and might blister your mouth

  • @rawgameplay8901
    @rawgameplay8901 6 років тому +3

    here’s a way to get water on a hot day
    dig a hole about a foot deep put a cup in the middle and put some clear plastic wrap and put a pebble or small rock in the middle this will the wrap will sweat from the hot sun and collecting all the water in the middle and dropping it in the cup

  • @elliotsletterbox4963
    @elliotsletterbox4963 6 років тому

    Congrats on hitting 7,000,000

  • @pyrotecfilms
    @pyrotecfilms 6 років тому

    if using a shallow cave (in winter or when cold) be careful to warm it as the rock warms can break off the ceiling.

  • @blixology
    @blixology 6 років тому +6

    2:26 you can make pancakes
    *dude its a barren wasteland and you expect me to cook like Gordon Ramsay? I can’t even make the lamb sauce.*

    • @noorarif4905
      @noorarif4905 4 роки тому

      He can't even find the lamb sauce!

  • @rossohio07
    @rossohio07 6 років тому +416

    You reading this, I hope you have a great day!

    • @Mastikator
      @Mastikator 6 років тому +3

      You too Leigha!

    • @xxshevilxx
      @xxshevilxx 6 років тому

      Thank you, I am having a good day today, hope you are too :)

    • @SalamanderMagic
      @SalamanderMagic 6 років тому

      Leigha Lawrence Hahahaahaha I wish

    • @gloriamartinez4237
      @gloriamartinez4237 6 років тому +1

      Leigha Lawrence you too!!

    • @GreatJobTy
      @GreatJobTy 6 років тому

      HEY YOU, I create videos for the people who want to KILL their anxiety, gain confidence, improve social skills, and more! Go to my channel!

  • @andipandiiiii
    @andipandiiiii 6 років тому +1

    Ready for anything that's happening on April 18

  • @charicarrr
    @charicarrr 3 роки тому

    Thankyou, I love you

  • @imaginarygfleftme6877
    @imaginarygfleftme6877 6 років тому +13

    We need to be Bear Grylls....just simple as that.

  • @allanjbara2382
    @allanjbara2382 6 років тому +213

    I came here for zombie apocalypse then i was disappointed 😟😟

    • @spiritual.sensations
      @spiritual.sensations 6 років тому +13

      ala jbara what do you mean?? They explained how to survive it, not what to do if you were in a zombie apocalypse. Anyway, the type of info in this latest video is fantastic and they spent a bunch of time working on it. Maybe you should appreciate that

    • @allanjbara2382
      @allanjbara2382 6 років тому +5

      ShayButter i know it was relly well made it was kinda of a joke

    • @idot3331
      @idot3331 6 років тому

      ala jbara
      No, it told you how to survive in a realistic apocalyptic situation.

    • @allanjbara2382
      @allanjbara2382 6 років тому +1

      [No Username] i know

    • @That_Skeleton1
      @That_Skeleton1 6 років тому

      ala jbara ever heard of real life bro?

  • @lowkeyotaku9723
    @lowkeyotaku9723 6 років тому +1

    Bout to take notes

  • @mycorn1073
    @mycorn1073 4 роки тому

    So glad I live in Missouri where all these things are available

  • @themagicpotato7997
    @themagicpotato7997 5 років тому +5

    Me:*scrolls down and passes by this video*
    Also Me:*ima die now when there’s an apocalypse since I didn’t watch that video*

    • @skierz1363
      @skierz1363 5 років тому

      I legit did that then scrolled back up because what if?

  • @kiransajeev8155
    @kiransajeev8155 6 років тому +75

    I have had the worst day today
    I hope I have a better day next week:(

    • @enricof9016
      @enricof9016 6 років тому +8

      MentalKiwiPlays wish you the best!

    • @kiransajeev8155
      @kiransajeev8155 6 років тому +3

      thanks

    • @isabellapena4411
      @isabellapena4411 6 років тому +8

      I hope you have a good rest of your life.

    • @payjeitz4380
      @payjeitz4380 6 років тому +6

      MentalKiwiPlays it gets better with time, I promise. Just keep going and smile whenever you can

    • @Voorcheese
      @Voorcheese 6 років тому +3

      Why would anyone care

  • @fiftythreeer4696
    @fiftythreeer4696 6 років тому

    Thanks asap
    I'm ready Kim

  • @jainamhandleisntavavailable
    @jainamhandleisntavavailable 3 роки тому +1

    This is the guide for 2021

  • @femaledog2701
    @femaledog2701 6 років тому +10

    *looks at title* but...i don’t wanna survive i’ve been ready to die since birth.

  • @yasskass89
    @yasskass89 5 років тому +5

    I too will make acorn pancakes during the Apocalypse

  • @Rachel-zm9up
    @Rachel-zm9up 4 роки тому

    We all need this in 2020

  • @greylynxsplash
    @greylynxsplash 6 років тому +1

    Guys, just a note, if you are in a survival situation, don’t spend hours trying to make a fire by hitting two rocks together as it won’t always work unless you are a rock expert and happen to come across the combustible type, it would be better to try the magnifying glass method or a fire plough (Or bow) method, also, some cacti are poisonous so unless you are certain, don’t consume it
    Oh and one last note, you still need to filter the water you get from natural water sources, unless you like the taste or dirt

  • @kccrews
    @kccrews 6 років тому +3

    Honestly I’d rather die then do all of this. We’d have to do this for the rest of our life and I just don’t feel like I need to when I’m gonna die anyways

  • @briantang6440
    @briantang6440 6 років тому +4

    "Automatic rifle, rocket launcher and more guns are essential to survival in a apocalyptic scenario" national rifle association

  • @Hollyse
    @Hollyse 5 років тому

    Gonna need this in 12 years

  • @RisingAssassin
    @RisingAssassin 6 років тому +1

    I'm just grateful I don't have to live like this! I love the life I have honestly.

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin 6 років тому +9

    I don't have any life skills so I will be the first one to die in the Apocalypse

  • @dacentafielda12
    @dacentafielda12 6 років тому +14

    Acorn pancakes??/

    • @kjthekunoichi
      @kjthekunoichi 6 років тому

      christopher snedeker awesome👍

  • @alstef09
    @alstef09 3 роки тому

    Also if you have a sewing kir or needle kit, you can just Sew some pockets but if you don't know how to sew ask for a family member or if your family members doesn't know you are screwed, unless you have many backpacks.

  • @stellarlunar87
    @stellarlunar87 6 років тому

    To get water if you're desperate, take a plastic bag and loosly tie it to the end branch of a tree with leaves at night and sometimes condensation will have formed by morning.