USS WASHINGTON 1/700 battleship build
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- Опубліковано 26 лип 2024
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Today I try building a simple 1/700 scale model kit but fumble the bag in spectacular fashion.
00:00 unboxing
00:35 assembly
5:22 painting
8:48 weathering
9:51 rating the kit on the D.I.C.K. scale
le music
OKAY by 13ounce
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Finally, a model channel made for us zoomers
💯
Man I’m old and I’m loving it.
I haven't laughed out loud at a modelling video in a long time - and not because of the screw ups. Its refreshing to see a you-tuber show his screw ups and remind everyone that they are mortal too
Small suggestion. Avoid using red borders on thumbnails as it makes the video appear to have been previously viewed by the user when displayed in search results.
The fuckin’ Fire alarm chirp.
Gold.
As a humor oriented UA-cam kit model video maker myself I salute your impressive skills at both comedy and model building. I shall recommend your channel to the gloo trooper army from my channel. Kudos, Max.
Great recommendation, Max! HI-LARE-E-US!!!
Finally, a model channel for what I ACTUALLY end up feeling like mid-build, losing patience with everything else from the day before thinking I'll have a nice relaxing session. But I was wrong.
Your channel should be called: “honest modelism, no bullshitness” 😂
I cut out a lot of footage since I was rushing to get my first video out, so the magnitude of my fuck ups on this build isn’t done justice by the video if you can believe that 💀
@@BoxmanBuilds hahaha I believe you!
I haven't had this much fun watching a build video I don't think ever! Great build and video!
This is hands down the best moddling channel out there. Thank you
Loved the Bismark sneaking into the back at the end.
Best modeling channel on UA-cam.
If you cut your parts out over a dark towel they don't bounce and are easy to find.
Nice work!
Oh my god this is THE most useful piece of advice I’ve ever gotten from the comment section! Thank you!
2:54 boxman is of african american descent confirmed
I hate to say this but I noticed one other thing but i don't think its your fault. The Washington is the only battleship with alternate stacks one slanted back and one forward. My dad was on BB-56 for her whole wartime service. It was one of the many stories we were told about , her unique silhouette at night. love your channel.
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My god !! we need more video like this !!
This is the formula I wished more model UA-camrs used for their vide
I have no idea how this channel appeared in my feed a few weeks back, but I absolutely love the whole ethos about it. The commentary is frikkin' hilarious and made me giggle quite a few times. 11/10 mate!
This is the modeling channel we've been waiting for
Looks a hell-of-a-lot better than anything I've built! Next time leave the algae off!
Man i can't believe that i would see scale modelling and comedy in the same video😂 keep it up man!
damn that cowbell went hard
I’m so done with channels that build models with just music and no talking. Finally someone funny building models. Would like to see some different models like uboats, planes, tanks and so on as well
I mean, this is an AI voice, so technically there's still nobody speaking.
@@oBCHANo Bet you're fun at parties.
@@Markell1991 Says the guy who I'm sure was tricked by an AI voice and then likes your own comment, lmao. You've never even been invited to a party.
@@oBCHANo I will never stop liking my own posts. Have a bit of pride in your work buddy.
@@oBCHANoit’s still a voice
I tried to make the Washington 2 years ago and I must say, I messed up really bad. I will try to remake them one day, thanks for the motivation
I just watched your Bismark video.I really enjoy watching your vids,the sarcastic humor you narrate in your videos!!!!
Dude.... You are a Madman... I liked listening to you talk Crazy Big Shit more than watching the build.. One thing is for sure , watching your channel isn't boring. 👍 And your model turned out pretty good.🤮 -😂🤣
I've always wanted to do the 3 battleships that fought the last vs of the war. Washington and North Dakota vs Kirishima. I prefer 350th but no one does a washington in that scale and the ND is a late war version. The fight was off Guadalcanal. One of the craziest things to happen was a US destroyer moving in so close to the Kirishima that the IJN guns could aim lower to hit the destroyer. It bracketed the IJN and wrecked all kinds of superstructure. And did it at night.
South Dakota. I had an Uncle aboard her during that fight.
The Laffey almost rammed Hiei, not Kirishima
Mate, I found you through your Bismarck video but big kudos for your editing skills and sense of humor throughout your videos. As a fellow hobbyist, I'll definitely stick around. Also, you give too little credit to yourself, you're doing quite a decent job.
I've binged a lot of your content and love your approach and attitude. Keep up the great work.
Brilliant entertaining and instructional again thank you sir.
Eureka! We have found the antidote! An apprentice Plasmo but he reads Schopenauer and Kierkergaard. Subbed.
Boosting for the algorithm 🙌 Love your work, keep it up! 🌻🐝
You inspired me to get back into modelling. I'm making the Airfix Mary Rose at the moment. And I've really enjoyed it
Thanks for posting. Loved it.
Ouch.
This is pure gold ❤
I like the music. :)
What a great Humor 😂 love it.
I need the name of the sound in the background please. ...😅
The songs I used in this vid were 13 ounce OKAY and Randy Butternubs
@@BoxmanBuilds Thank you
Hello boxman,even your f-ups are awesome and you are very funny, thanks for making us laugh and teaching us how to improve
Despite all the list of f***d up that you mention, your model still turns out great. Excellent work Mate
Love the build and commentary. Tip: I HATE Tamiya putty, and would suggest you try Perfect Plastic Putty. The main merit of the latter is: it's WATER SOLUBLE. So it's fast drying and easy to clean up or even wash away, if you f*** up or just want to wash it off your hands. It's 10,000 times better than any oil-based putty.
Thanks for the entertaining video, laughed my ass off all the way through.
Great stuff, just as it is when building a model ship. I've made all these mistakes and more. 😂
Glad to know I’m not alone 👽
I'm glad this exists modelling gets taken way too serious shitposting is needed in every hobby
you are onto something here man
all too familiar with delicious tamiya solvents.
Modelling you wish you did: Plasmo. Reality: this channel.
4:07 My heart skipped a beat right there (and I laughed a bit because the slow mo was funny), I made 1 model in my life, and only recently, a small Revell T-34, and it happened to me quite a bit
By the way as a (very bad) beginner in modelling, I feel like if you made a little "beginner guide" style of video, it would help a lot of beginners like me
Another boxman W
That smoke alarm pause made me laugh so fucking hard, and I don't know why
"Once the putty is 75 percent dry because I didn't want to wait."
Me too, Boxman. me too.
Oil Paint?...Calm down Bob Ross!!. If you had returned just a few days earlier, 10 days, maybe 12 depending on the weather and yer good...but 14 days is just tooo long. Never mind, as consolation you are a demon with that air brush!!
01:12 thats the right attitude.
02:42 Thats why you atach them after painting... also get a wooden deck you won't have to mask, this unlike pe makes things easier not harder.
Great video, however one can only listen to a cowbell for so long before beginning to question their sanity
Dear box man you are becoming my favourite You tuber errrr
I hardly use putty anymore. I fill gaps with stretched spruce or even thin slices of plastic card in ten or twenty thou. Main benefit is that you are filling plastic with plastic and don’t have to worry about putty shrinking for 5 years.
Stretched sprue.
You don't know yet, but using airbrush instead of spray is VERY different for priming. One of the two scratches waaaaaay easier than the other, and that's why you don't prime with airbrush
ILY
Still laughing. Yeah, that green is something, but she doesn't look too shabby at all otherwise. I have the 1/700 USS West Virginia BB-48 1945 from Trumpeter. It's mighty small and sits on the shelf as its micro-ness intimidates me. After watching your builds though, I think I'll pull it off of the shelf and give it a good look. Great video, well done! Thanks.
Thank you! I built Trumpeter’s 1/700 Tennessee a few years back, which shares the same sprues as the West Virginia. It’s a really nice kit, have fun!
Real
I’m gonna touch you
Keep in mind, this guy has 18000 subscribers with 4 videos 😂😭
I actually finished this build last week but i didnt paint it. Is it too late to paint if everything is already glued in?
This is not your geriatric grandpa's model building -- welcome to the new age.
Yo Boxman why dont you paint the small bits in the sprues?? It saves the 2700 masking tape bits later....
Why is this the 4th funny channel I've found that has a fire alarm beep in the background?
this was hilarious
"Remember kids, the instruction booklet is just a suggestion. Just like the Geneva Convention". Spoken like a true American! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
dont ya mean Canadian?
This guy is to modelling what YouSuckAtCooking is to food.
Ah yes another full hull chad
Left painting at 7:27 is sus 👀
LOL CHIRP! What is this Gypsy Crusader?
I’m too poor to afford batteries
I inherited this kit, partially built, from a deceased neighbors estate...ugh, I don't think it's salvageable....any suggestions? Maybe a Manga space battlecruiser?? A Frankenship ?
Kitbash it into a hypothetical refit or alternate design
Hold up. Three different voices? Hmm
... Why don't you paint the deck before you put it on?
Give yourself more credit. Q. Are you going for effect, or historical accuracy? IRT the latter (i.e.): a nuclear powered aircraft carrier, after a 4-6 month deployment; looks like a rust-bucket; so, imagine, a warship' appearance during WW2, under the same conditions; but, worse.
2. I sympathize, I too, IRT PEp: there's such a thing as too much detail; specifically (2) things:
a. 1/700 scale halyards/ratlines/aerials/antenna/etc.; to be accurate, their thicknesses would be like spider web.
b. Finishing & Detailing: to scale, one wouldn't notice panel separation (exempt 1/32+); and, even then, they'd be nothing more than a very thin pencil line. And, the only time, an aircraft looks as good as some of the expert hobbyist' depict them is within hours of their production; if kept in a dust-free hanger; and, never flown.
You never have the proper thinner. Good job.
Why the gloves during the assembly?
Fucking crazy.
Why don't you just add the deck fixtures *after* you paint the deck? That way, less masking.
Why not just repaint the hull?
Laziness
The real question in my mind is: Why are you wearing gloves? To avoid procreation? Prophylaxis against disease? Plausible deniability that you made any of these models? General neurosis? Because gloves make you strong? (As any kid can tell you.). If it's the last, I beg to differ. Building models with gloves is like safe-cracking with your feet.
My gloves are full of vaseline to keep my fingers plump and moist
Different voice each time? Lol
What’s with the constant “Umm”
Is there a reason why you're using an AI generated voice over?
bear my children
that repetitive hummm was fucking annoying
who tf is this guy... glad he got fired
Can’t stand the AI voiceover
This channel would be good if you ditched the AI generated voice and didn't have chatGPT write your script....
He’s new voice is better